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Big drip, show me where the sharks, you a little fish.

Yeah, click, click, only put niggas on my hit list.

Yeah, quick, quick, taste it, you don't want to miss it.

Chop it up, roll it up real quick.

I be getting high, yeah, I'm lit, bitch.

Yeah, big drip, show me where the sharks, you a little fish.

Yeah, click, click, only put niggas on my hit list.

Yeah, quick, quick, taste it, you don't want to miss it.

Chop it up, roll it up real quick.

Nice move.

Yeah, you like it?

Sure, you're not half bad for a football player.

What, you got something against men with exceptional athletic ability or

something?

I do when they hog my studio time.

Oh, my bad.

My bad. Okay.

Have a good one. You too.

Let's run the play! Let's run the play!

DC, you showboating, and you was late.

Oh, my bad, Coach? I mean, yeah, I was late this time, but I'm not going to be

late again, my bad.

Just did.

Yeah, I mean, but like again, again, I won't be late. Calm down, Coach.

Boy, just get out of my damn face.

Boy, man, you know what? You look a little upset.

You know what? Check it out. Hey, look, I got something special for you. Check

it out. I need to lighten you up.

Happy birthday!

You like it? Yeah. That's really nice, guys.

Thank you.

I'm really touched.

I see.

Get your asses back to work!

What? Move!

Move!

Move!

Run to pay!

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, bro, you get your reeds right. My reeds right. He jumping off

the whole time.

Hey. You still got to get your shit right.

Hey fellas, is it just me or does it feel like Coach is projecting some

childhood trauma on us?

It's you, bro. It's definitely you.

Go team.

All right.

I think I know that kid.

Hey, man.

How boys ever think about how blessed we are? Hey, bro.

Don't be saying that kind of shit out loud.

You trying to jinx a good thing?

Woo! Go team.

Be sure to do shit. Be happy.

And if it was really a blessing from God, it wouldn't be no olives on this

because I don't eat olives. All right, guys, relax, relax. Enough with the

sermon talk. Damn, fellas, what are we doing tonight? Shit, any ideas?

Go team.

Maybe I'll see you later.

Now tell me that ain't a blessing from God.

That look like a blessing from God. Come on.

Hey,

we didn't say she got a friend.

That look like God's work. That's God's work.

Hey, what's up?

What's up, Mr. Simpson?

Oh man, I heard the music. Thought I'd join your little shindig.

I mean, if you don't mind.

Sorry, but this shindig is for friends only.

And next time.

Friends only.

Got it.

Who's that?

That's the landlord.

He be acting like he own it, bitch.

Isn't that what a landlord means?

Get out. You can call him in the center. Stay here.

You can stay with me.

Control of them. I got it.

Hey, bro, will you please answer that?

It's Market. He said he wants to meet at the office and it's urgent.

I don't even know why he wanted to meet on a Sunday.

Focus your energy on JNDC.

I'll set my intentions and be there.

I don't even know what that means, but I'm going to get the guy.

I'm a fucker.

DC!

DC!

DC! Wake up, bro. Shonda down there tripping. DC!

Shonda!

Shonda? Shonda?

What the fuck, Shonda?

Uh, don't worry about it. Damn, how many you got up under there? Yeah, as many

as I could fit.

Oh!

I know you can't rock in your window!

Shit! Oh, shit.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Hey, where you going? Do you want me to hand you

these?

Y 'all looking a little cold right now.

Warm y 'all up a little bit. Oh, no. It's so early. I can't do this right

I'm out.

You need to be out.

Oh, good.

Daffy Duff built that.

Not trash anyway.

Oh, a musty cooch ass. How you fucking with them, DC?

Boy, these don't stink.

I was sleeping.

Calm down. Sleeping? It's 5 o 'clock in the afternoon.

You think I'm stupid?

Stop playing with me.

Your appointment was when?

Thursday. Today is what?

Saturday. Then you should what?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll see you at your next appointment.

Morning, guys.

Take your seat.

Take your seat.

Okay.

AC, be more.

J, Dan.

I'm sure you're wondering why I called you guys in here.

All right, look, before you get started, whatever that girl said, she lying,

bro. I ain't never did nothing like that a day in my life. And I didn't even

know about the dick donut challenge. I was able to get like half a dozen donuts

on my dick before I realized she was TikToking it, but I didn't. Boy, what

hell you talking about?

Um, nothing, coach.

Carry on.

Thank you.

Anyway.

Coach Marcus just got fired.

What? Are you serious? What happened?

Right now, everything's being kept under wraps.

Let's just say he was caught violating a few of the ethics rules.

Let me guess, like that time we caught him doing cocaine in his office and he

tried to tell us it was vitamin C.

Or that time he had brought the strippers to the locker room.

Hey, what about the time that we all had to get a physical and he was a little

handsy?

Right? Anybody?

Like I said, I can't divulge that information.

Mainly because I don't even know myself.

Damn, he didn't even make me cough.

Okay, well, what does that mean for all of us?

Here's the skinny.

While the school hasn't made it public yet, they're ringing in Coach Myers from

Colorado State to take over.

He already has a few players he wants to bring on.

And since there's only so many scholarships available, you guys

won't be receiving yours next season.

So what

does that mean for us? Are we off the team? Absolutely not.

The only thing that changes is now you have to pay for your own tuition.

Other than that, you're free to play.

I knew you boys probably never seen a tuition bill.

So, I took the liberty of having yours printed up.

Oh, hell no.

Hell no, I've been too hot.

Boy, God, that much for books?

Look at that.

It's ridiculous.

God damn.

Way too hot. Hold on, coach. How come all of ours are different?

It's based on your parents' income.

Unfortunately, the more they make, the less you get.

That's bullshit.

Wait a minute. So is this for a year?

Semester.

Boy,

I mean, what exactly are we paying for then?

You're getting the best state education one can have.

And you can't put a price tag on that. You just put a price on it and gave it

all of us.

Hear me out. There's got to be a way we can come up with a new plan, you know

what I'm saying? Make some money under the table. All we need is a couple...

going to ignore that comment about me committing a fraud.

You all can apply for student loans just like every other student.

Oh.

I almost forgot.

Here's a list of employers that are...

Friends of the university.

You're pretty much guaranteed to get the job as long as you're an athlete.

Look, fellas.

I know this is a lot to take in, with the summer being halfway over and all.

But if there's a way,

I know you guys can find it.

I have faith in you.

That's grand.

I got a five o 'clock.

Bullshit. We're screwed.

Bullshit. It was a scholarship. Believe me, man. Come on, let's go. Let's go,

man.

I got a five o 'clock. We're in.

Five o 'clock.

God damn.

That news travels fast.

Man, my intuition was correct.

Coach has some major issues.

Man, it's all your fault, Booker T.

Jinx us with all that blessed talk. Come on, look, man. We just hit a little

bump in the road.

Hey, we all still ballers, right?

Hey, D .C.

I thought you might need this.

Yeah, we're screwed.

Oh, my God.

Hey, don't come to my room for a week, bro.

Hey, yo.

Good luck on the job.

Hey, what you about to get into?

Trying to find a job without burning calories.

They make shit like that?

Oh, yeah, bro. Check it out. Hey, hey, man, don't, no, don't get him all

confused and stuff. They'll kill your energy, bro. If you get the job, I got a

nice little bottle of 1942 at the crib for you. Bottle? Oh, no, consider that

mine. Hell no, boy, that job mine, huh?

Please don't smell that and don't touch that.

Okay, before we get started, have either of you ever participated in a group

interview before?

Oh, yeah, I do group activities all the time. Yeah, I do that. Okay, like what?

The huddle.

Yeah. As in football?

Duh.

Of course.

Okay, well, this isn't going to be similar to that.

Essentially, what I'm going to do is I'm going to ask you guys some basic

questions, and you guys are going to reply back individually.

Okay.

My bad. Hold on one second.

Okay. There we go.

Oh, there you go. All right.

So, what would you guys consider your greatest strength? Oh, easy. I can bench

press 325 ten times. No problem. And I got 350 max.

If you can... Sorry.

Sir, you cannot bench press 350.

I've never seen you. You don't really know when I be lifting weights, though.

Okay. I was referring to personal strengths, like determination, focus,

work, things like that.

I mean, at practice, I'd be working hard, too.

I'd be focused a little bit.

Let's move on to another question, shall we?

I just called my punk ass to bed. Can I get some pads? I don't want to do that

either.

Hey, little bro.

Do you think I want to be shopping for groceries?

We got to do what we got to do. Just go in there, walk the dog, make this easy

money.

Look, I don't want to sound like a bitch or nothing. Will you just hang out in

the car for five minutes?

I'll give you two minutes. I got to go.

That's what I'm talking about. Let's just...

Hope I don't get mauled to death.

Yeah, right. Let me know how it goes.

Okay, groceries, organic bananas, KY jelly lube. What?

Organic heat skin condoms. What the fuck?

What do you guys consider your greatest fears?

Fears. Lions.

The tigers.

The bears.

Oh, my. That's one of them all.

Actually, those are D1 teams, and we're terrified of them.

They be tough every single year. I be like, man, put these niggas on.

Yo.

Yo,

you okay?

Hey there.

Where do you see yourself in five years? Oh, easy. You know, stacking this

money, getting these cars, big houses, baller life, fat cat shit, pimp shit.

Okay, pimp shit.

Care if I quote you on that? Pimp.

Shit. Okay.

That's interesting.

Um, what about you?

Actually, I'm on the same thing he on. Getting his money, slicing the cheese. I

also plan on getting drafted into the NFL.

You ever dated a football player?

No, I only watch them on TV.

You ready to take me for my walk?

Or are you just going to stand there and be sexy?

Medical deuce.

Adult diapers?

Astroglad? Hell nah.

You know what? We're done.

Awesome. So, uh, when do we start?

Oh, you start never.

Wait, what? I would never hire either one of you. You guys are the worst

I've ever interviewed.

You good?

Just drive.

Okay.

Damn! Yeah.

Well, since we ain't getting this job, you might as well give me your phone

number. It ain't like we fraternizing now. Come on, y 'all. No cap.

What you might want to do is get out of my office before I call security.

Oh, security?

I mean, security female? Because, you know, we like to party, you know what I

mean? Oh, you like to party?

Oh, Henry loves to party. Oh, her name Henry? Oh, yeah.

I don't do Henry. Henry.

He. He.

Mm -hmm. He.

He'll break y 'all in. He. Mm -hmm. Now, chill, big man. He'll break y 'all in.

Oh, keep unbuttoning it. No, don't worry about it. You have a blessed day. Want

to be on top?

No, I'm good.

Henry. We good, man? Get out.

Oh, Adrian himself.

What happened?

Let me tell you something.

We killed that interview, dog. We killed it so bad, we didn't even get the job.

Nope. We didn't get it. How do you kill an interview and not get the job?

I don't know, bro. She was feeling it, flirting with it and shit.

On it, man.

Everything.

So we still get the bottle though, right? Hell no.

What? We killed the interview, brother. You didn't get the job. That's her

fault, not ours. And we tried.

Nah. Our best.

Damn same, bro.

What's up, fellas?

Nice of you to join us.

Oh, wow. Appreciate it, G.

Fellas, for the last time, we'll ever play college football.

Oh, man. Cheers.

Got to be the worst day of my life.

Hey, I was talking to my boy earlier today.

He got the credit card game going crazy.

I can call him right now. He can throw us on the team. Listen, all we got to do

is get three people to sign up each week, and we pay easy money. Hey, maybe

can talk to Coach Myers and convince him to give us some scholarships.

That would work.

Hey, maybe we can talk to Coach Myers and convince him to give us some

scholarships. Well, it's real easy to talk like that when your daddy got

Right, stepdad, and he ain't got that much money. It's not my money.

Stepdaddy, daddy, it don't matter, bro. It's not my money. Bro,

you got way more money.

Hey, listen.

We need to focus and come up with a plan.

That's it.

That's it.

You can put three of these on my side.

Oh, what? Nah.

The worst figured out. Come on, we broke.

Don't even worry about it. You take credit cards, right? Yeah. All right, I

you. Shut up. I don't want to hear anything.

God.

Hey, look, I know I don't speak to you like I'm supposed to, but I need you to

help me. If you could just help me out, me and my boys, get this money. Look, I

know I be messing up, but please.

I will stop doing dumb shit. I'll read my Bible more. I will pray more. I will

talk to my mama more.

She got me feelin' like I'm, I guess I'm feelin' like I'm Wantin' bad for that

liquor talk, but I keep drinkin' that's a bad boy Bad bitch with a head on her,

lookin' right when she get up And I'm on,

I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on

Um, this lady came in earlier and she left this card for the guys. Move

Entertainment? Yeah.

She tell you what it's about?

Uh, no. She said that she liked what she saw and the guys were doing earlier and

that she actually might have a business opportunity for the guys. She give you

any details?

Yeah, no. I'm not your personal assistant.

All right?

Hey, I told her, bro, why you being weird to me?

You gotta be aggressive with a dog.

Mr.

Simpson, don't be running up on us. I almost swung on you.

Look, I know you're trying to get your groove back and everything, but we won't

be throwing no parties for a while, man.

Yeah, that's for sure. I'm a victim here.

Whoa.

University, stop. Pay me. You have 24 hours to get out.

Hey, just... Give us a little bit more time. We've been looking for jobs.

Sorry. I get breaks with friends only.

Bye.

Wow. Dang, that hurts.

I thought me and Mr. Simpson were friends.

Hey, man, what are we going to do now?

Shit, we could probably stay with some of the women.

Look, I'm cool with that. Just don't tell them we're homies. That shit is

embarrassing, dog.

That's the butt plug, right?

Yeah.

Girl, I have a feeling we could have done something better with our lives

tonight because I am bored.

Are we smoking or drinking tonight?

I got a bottle.

I got a what?

You know what that means.

Who the fuck is that?

Bitch, I don't know.

Who is it?

DC.

Huh?

Hey.

What's wrong?

Some shit happened at the crib and the lights went out, so we got to hang out

for a little bit.

Who's we?

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What is this?

Relax, Jennifer. No payers. You ain't that tight.

What's going on?

What's up, you guys?

What do you mean the power's off?

DP's dumbass credit card scam didn't work.

Well, it would have worked. I was just one number off.

Whew, y 'all sound stressed.

Let me get you guys shots and I'll be right back.

Ooh, you got any kombucha?

Yep. I thought about it. There ain't no kombucha.

That's good.

Yo, we are so fucked.

We're gonna have to rob a bank or some shit, yo.

It really don't sound like a bad idea, bro.

I guarantee you my little sister probably got a couple of hundred dollars

piggy bank right now.

Why would you take some dumb shit like that?

Wait, you want to rob a child?

Man, fuck them kids, bro.

She actually might have a business opportunity for the guys.

What's that?

This lady dropped by the bar. Give me my shit back. Lady dropped by the bar the

other night and dropped it out for us. Damn, so you been holding out on us this

whole time?

Nah, man. I thought it was some bullshit.

What's that?

Something about entertainment.

What, shit like an agent or some shit?

Man, you know we can't handle being agents with college football players,

Bro, by the time summertime ends, we might not even be in school no more.

Look, rules don't apply to desperate motherfuckers, aight?

All right, they only apply to motherfuckers that get caught. Now, we

something, bruh.

So, what you think we should do?

Call and fool the number right there.

All right.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, welcome to my establishment.

Come on, fam, you ain't that big.

Bro, I know I'm skinny, but goddamn, I'm big, man, chill.

Bro, too big.

I seen what you did the other night, and I'm very interested in what you got

going on.

I got a business proposition for you.

I got some very special clientele. They want to see some ass for their cash.

I think we could work together.

I mean, but do you people be making money, though? In the past, $1 ,000, $2

a night.

Wait, like each?

Each, yep.

Hold on, time out. How do I... This is money and women. Our tuition will get

paid. What's up?

I wasn't planning on throwing ass for some cash for shit, I guess.

Man, my mama will beat my ass.

What you gonna do, get a whooping?

I guess if you guys are in, I'm in. All right, so what are we doing? Fuck it.

Break on three.

One, two, three. Break.

All right, we in. What we got to do?

Well, you got half of the requirements.

What's that?

Oh, wait.

A chiseled body and some rhythm.

I mean, we got some rhythm. I mean, except for white boy Dan right here.

Man, nobody calls me that.

And I can dance. Don't worry.

That's cool. I can handle the Messiah.

I'm going to send you a tape, practice the dance.

Once you feel comfortable, we'll go to work. This what she want us to do? So

we stripping or are we like having sex?

Nah. Nah, I ain't talking about that.

I'm talking about that money, that cash.

You want somebody to buy what you're selling, right?

All you got to do is to shake it a little bit.

We can keep this between me and you, babe.

I won't tell.

Won't give him nothing to say.

I won't. I won't tell.

It's like a whole secret giveaway.

While I'm not doing whatever in the space. Night, night, but that's so good

my wife.

See you, I'll be sleeping.

When I'm all up in the air. And it's play night.

And I'm steppin'. I send that text. Cause I know you gon' be waitin'. One

video. On my private phone.

I keep it in the vault. So that don't nobody know.

We can keep

this between me and you.

Y 'all was right, bro. We doomed.

Cause this shit trash.

You over here knee clapping on the ground and shit, brother. Come on.

Yeah, that was pretty bad.

Even for football players.

I mean, you got something you're trying to add because... Rudolpho.

The reindeer?

Rudolpho is a friend of mine.

Best male stripper in the business.

He can help.

And you guys really need it.

Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.

All right. Look.

We got to do this, all right?

Because we need all the fucking help we can get. It was that bad? Yes, it was

that bad. You saw what the fuck he was doing?

I did pretty good, bro. You did pretty... Did you not see the... What

you just did down there?

And you, where the fuck is your shoe?

That's how I start my routine.

What, you ain't taking off your shoes?

You gotta start somewhere.

And you, kissing her hair, what the fuck is... Making love to the audience.

We need Jesus or something.

You know what, don't worry about it, I got it.

Bring him in, let's see what he has.

Cool. Thank you.

We ain't got no choice, fellas, shit.

Can't get much worse than this.

Alright.

Let me see what y 'all got.

Now? Now.

Why are you standing behind me? Let me see.

So y 'all see y 'all stripper?

Then strip!

Take it off!

You guys look like a bunch of broke superheroes.

Oh, in that case, call me Captain Saber Bitch.

I mean, like, you not a bitch. It's Captain Saber Hulk.

I'm not calling you a Hulk. Shut up, shut up. You're not saving anyone.

I feel emasculated.

Don't stop me!

Bro,

why you wear blue for?

Red was the only color I had today. I want to know if it's on the right way,

I don't want you to look at me.

You think this is sexy?

Yeah. You like it? No.

No! It's see -through.

Come on.

I'm super stripper.

I'm about to fight you, man.

I'm not fighting you in my underwear, but I'm still about... Good point.

And slowly open the crotch.

Like so.

Roll that body. Then I roll?

Yes, then I roll.

Take it off.

That's sexy, right?

What is this?

Shit, easier with clothes, right?

Give it a nap.

You got to do it hard.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So you want to grab and you want to pull.

Thrust. Grab.

Thrust. Pull. Okay.

Yeah, it's getting better.

Look at these body rolls, baby.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

I know exactly what I'm going to call y 'all.

Throw that dick. Come on, demon.

I'm on demon time.

We about to get nasty as fuck.

I'm on demon. I'm on demon time.

I'm about to make you lose.

It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great.

It's great. It's great. It's great.

Y 'all know we do entertainment entertainment where y 'all better get

up out of here in that weirdo shit, bro He's the new guy follow

me fella Hey, look, it's packed to the brim in there, so it's a lot of

opportunity for y 'all to make some money. It's filled with cougars and

daddies. Hey, hold up. What do you mean by sugar daddy? I look like somebody

ain't get the memo.

What, y 'all expect us to dance up on some dudes or something?

Look, don't worry about it. We won't let nothing get too out of hand.

Hey, Big K.

Hey, what's up? How you doing?

See, she looking like a snack.

Yeah, an expired snack.

Man, come on, man. The locker room's in the back to the left.

Hey, y 'all still want to do this?

Shit, I ain't trying to be dancing up on no dudes, but we need this money, y

'all.

Come on.

All right, let's go.

She would have torn it.

Throw it for me then.

Okay.

Okay?

Welcome to the dressing room, fellas. Come on, let's go. Be quiet. Time is

money. Get some pretty ass on out there. Let's go, fellas. File in. File in.

Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on. You know it's going to be jumping out there

tonight. What's going on?

What you looking all nervous for?

I mean, we ain't never did nothing like this before.

I mean, yeah. You mind if I get a shot or something before I go out there? Yes,

imagine. I ain't got no Hennessy, but I got something for you.

Say, bring it on over here.

What's up, fella?

Mm -hmm.

What's that?

Phillip Plain.

Help yourself.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Phillip on who?

Dumbass, it's X. It's Phillip Plain, though. Bro, this so expensive, bro. You

can make hella money with this. Let me get the water. Hey, just take one. I'll

definitely take one of them, dude.

There you go.

That's it.

That's the only thing he's going to get that spray around him.

Yeah,

stay hydrated.

Just fine.

Whoa!

You took it too?

Might want to get some water, bro.

Just take it, Jesus.

What you looking all crazy for?

You ain't never had a little narcotic assistant?

Just take it.

You'll just take it.

You're gonna be all right.

You good, Jay?

I think this whole chicken already, my boy.

Already, brother?

The dick's gonna be hoarse.

You know what?

Y 'all pretty this up.

Y 'all ready to turn up or what? As long as this shit working, we make our

money, bro. Let's go. I got some bad news for y 'all.

Bad news is, no more throwing and ass shaking for the rest of the night. What?

Okay? Hey,

so what's the plan if we're running into any dudes?

Run? Yeah, but you heard what Big Head said. It doesn't pay to discriminate.

I'm not discriminating. I'm just insecure.

And then

there were two.

I'm gonna go home.

Just stay focused.

And just stay confident.

Don't let them see the fear.

Sounds pretty good. Oh, I don't know. It goes straight to my head.

Excuse me. Yeah, hi, sweetie.

I'd like a duck bang blow.

What? That sounds good. And I'd like a cock fucking cowboy.

I don't know what that is. Okay, an anus burner then.

What? You know what? I take that back.

I want a blowjob instead. Bro, I never gave no blowjob. What type of shit is

that? Okay, you know what? Fine, I'll settle for a three -legged monkey.

Are you being racist? Hold on, what you mean a three -legged monkey? What you

trying to... Just wanted a drink.

Straight boys.

Oh, shit.

Hi,

baby.

Hey. That's some sexy shit right there.

I'm going to eat you up for it.

Oh, yeah? Like a chocolate sundae? Oh, you look better than a chocolate sundae.

Milkshakes, snicker bar, and a payday.

Speaking of payday, I got some bills I need to pay today, so why don't you go

ahead and throw me a couple dollars in here? Why don't you come get it?

Oh, you're aggressive, ain't you?

Oh, that's not how this works, Papi!

I'm from Texas.

Yeah, big boy.

I'm from Texas. Yeah.

Yo, TC.

TC. What?

You good, bro? Yeah.

I think the Philly Phil is starting to kick in, bro.

Cause I feel.

Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?

Oh, no, no, no, no. You're so cute. I'll get it for you for free. Oh, really?

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I said I would.

Not I will.

I mean, you're cute, though.

Hey,

ladies.

What's going on? Thank you for coming to Club La Vida. Yeah.

Are you ready to throw that cash for Miss Cash?

some fine fellas tonight i'm talking about the group tdd okay throw that dick

all right are y 'all ready for that all right well without further ado

introducing tdd

because I'm going to need about $500 from all of you niggas. Wait, what?

For what?

What you mean for what? What, you need gas money or something?

No, it's what we call around these parts a stage pitch.

I'm confused. I don't remember nothing about no stage. I didn't ever have to

nothing. How you think this all gets done, huh? How you think? Off my good

looks, you know I got to pay big heads. Big heads? I thought you paid this big

ass in, like, sandwiches and some shit.

What you saying? No, no, no. I'm just saying, bro. You're looking real good

real slim. What you on, a keto diet?

Whatever. All we saying is, look, you know what I'm saying? We figured since

it's our first time, we ain't know. You know what I'm saying? Maybe you could

just let us fly one time, you feel me?

Hell no.

You gonna stop playing with me and run me my money or less, there gonna be some

problems.

No, there's no problem.

Oh, shit. Cool.

There's no problem. Oh, shit, shit, shit. He got a gun. He got a gun. Cool.

me my money. Come on.

Move faster.

Come on, Jesus, give me your tithe money.

Mm -hmm. It was very nice doing business with you fellas. I'll be in touch. Make

sure y 'all tip the barn, please. Let's go, big head.

Man, she just pimped us like Joe Jackson and took all our money, bro. And they

had the nerve to take tips apart, then?

Tipping his dick.

At least we get to leave with something.

Hey, shut up. She just took your money. At least we get to leave with something.

Let's get our stuff and go, buddy. Just put a gun on us, man.

positive yeah bro we got all that positive shit y 'all we're arguing

and shit we gotta go he out here pulling guns out and shit we need to get the

fuck on

okay

so the code is 69 69

Thought of it myself.

That's it.

Perfect. You even know what that means?

Yeah. It's a sex code, right?

What?

You don't think I know a sex code?

Come on, bro.

Hey, how you doing, girl? I'm doing good, you?

Okay, look, agent persuasion. Come on, get up in that little tank. Hold up.

Credit card.

You ain't even attempt to bring a fake ID?

Brittany, what the fuck?

Yeah, man.

I'm sorry. I forgot my ID. Bitch, it's TDD. Throw that dick. I'm going inside.

You can't go in without me. Watch me. Hey, get the fuck up out the line. God

damn. Are you serious? That black look terrible on you.

This is my shit, y 'all.

I got to throw tip to this. Duh. Your baby mama outside, dog. She's mad as

She's trying to get in.

You can't hold on with your big ass.

She's got some big twins as well.

Come on, man.

I'm getting paid right now. Look at this. Look at your big ass on.

Look at this song right here, y 'all.

Get y 'all ass up.

One dude getting too frisky in the VIP with one of the strippers.

Yeah. Guess what I do? What you do?

Bang! Nah, you ain't knocking mine, though. One punch. One hit?

Hey,

what up, fella?

What's up, man?

Looks like you done lost a little weight.

You like a little coke bottle shape and everything.

Shut up.

I always got jokes.

Stupid ass.

You know you walked in on our celebration.

You know you're looking at the new club owner right here.

Oh, yeah, that's cool.

What time we go out? Damn, I just gave you this good news and that's how you

gonna act?

Where's your Christmas spirit?

I thought it was January.

It's August.

I know exactly what they need.

I knew I liked you.

Oh, yes, sir. I'll take that, my boy. Appreciate it. Yeah, they appreciate it.

Have a hell of a judge?

Why? For fun.

Nah, I'm cool.

What the fuck wrong with you?

Nah, I'm cool, man. You trying to get right, right? You sure?

You know I need y 'all to get your asses out there and perform, okay? And the

last time, y 'all did pretty good when y 'all was on this shit.

Nah, I'm straight.

You good?

Yeah, yeah, we gonna go.

Nah, nah.

My reputation is on the line.

So you better be good.

I need y 'all to go out there and shake something tonight. I'm tired of playing

these games with you, okay? I got Billy Ray Cyrus over here, okay? I got Al B.

Shaw, who really ain't too sure.

Brian McKnight over here during the daytime. And you, you with that shiny

hat on. You know what?

Shake something.

You mean on stage or right? I said shake something.

Like... Man, throw that dick, bro.

Nigga, shake.

What you mean? Like... Chimney. Okay, um, like... A chimney.

Yeah.

You know what? Get on out here and get my money.

Go. Heard it. Skip your happy ass song.

I need y 'all to slow down for y 'all.

That's what the hell I'm talking about.

Yeah, baby, I need it, I need it. Your body, I'm pleading, I need it, believe

it. Yeah, baby, I want it, I want it. Like me, I like melatonin. Then we back

it in the morning.

I need it back. If you are for it, I'm willing.

I need it back.

If you are for it, I'm willing.

If you are for it, I'm willing.

Why you playing with me like that?

Baby, I need it. I need it. Your body, I'm bleeding. I need it. Believe it.

Yeah, baby, I want it. I want it. Like me, I like melatonin. Then we back at it

in the morning.

Baby, I want attention.

And I won't stop till it's completed.

Ooh.

Yeah, sir, we're good tonight.

Oh, wait.

I'm going to have to holler at you boys later, man. What you got, a heavy date

or something?

Shit, you can say that. Big chick from the club tonight.

She want me to come through and give her a little private session.

I know how you have energy after all this. Fill a plane, my guy. Fill a

I'm going to holler at y 'all, though. Hey, yo, I think I forgot my phone real

quick. All right, that's cool. We'll meet you at the car. All right, see you,

bro.

Yeah, I know what time it is. What's going on, fellas?

You got jokes, big man.

Nah, um, but, uh, I was wondering if y 'all wanted to handle a little business.

Come on, man.

Front me a little something, you know what I'm saying? Let me go get this

and come back.

Come on, man. You know what time I'm on.

What's up?

I'm here to talk to a boy of some life, TV.

See what he do with it.

Ah.

TV, bring this back, huh?

I hear what you're trying to say.

Money talk.

Well, we good, man. I speak in my language.

Bring that back in a couple of days.

We'll step it up.

Couple days.

That's life.

Say what, huh?

Watch me work.

Hey.

Don't be late.

Little cub stepping into the lines then, huh?

See if he fumble the bag.

If you do, we'll take care of it.

I got this lick up in me. I done popped a pill.

I done popped two pills because she look a little thick. I ain't going to even

lie.

Got that rubber on me. I'm good.

Let me see what.

Here we go right here.

She finna get this work.

Yeah, you hungry?

You want some?

Yeah? Yeah?

Let's see what kind of night this is going to be.

Let's see what type of night this is going to be.

Damn, you got pizza too?

That cheese pizza too.

I don't know which one you like more, the dick or the cheese.

God damn.

That's a little.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

God damn, baby.

You done kicked it in the overdrive a little bit, haven't you?

Told you. You weren't ready for me, baby, huh?

Oh, this is my minute.

Don't be a minute. This is the back of that movement, baby.

Now, she was like.

I told you I can get a little crazy.

You get crazy. I get crazy.

I like that.

Here's one.

Try on me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, wait. I forgot to tell you. I got this really rare condition where I just

fall asleep sometimes after I work out.

You got this shit?

I got this shit too.

I didn't know it was rare, though.

You've been swimming in a long time. And you know what? You're dead.

Oh, dead?

Dead. Goddamn, how dead?

Oh, shit.

Goddamn, baby.

Oh, shit.

Baby,

you're turning into a goddamn rubber bull.

I thought I was going to be stuck inside that big bitch for four days, no thanks

to you.

You should have came home with the rest of us last night, bro.

You know what?

Hey, look.

We need to have a talk about this Miss Cass situation.

Hey, what, you can't drive and talk? No, I can't. We need to talk about the

situation and figure it out, man. We got a gun pulled on us. Exactly.

I ain't gonna lie, bro.

That shit had me a little shook.

Oh, I know. I saw it on your Facebook. It looked like you peed your pants a

little bit. Man, nobody peed. That was swift.

Hey, look, I'm trying to be for real. What are we going to do about this shit?

Yeah, exactly. I'm not trying to get in trouble and risk my college career on

all this. Why are you being so overdramatic?

Well, why don't you ever take anything serious? This Ms. Cass situation is

I mean, she might be selling drugs or some shit, man.

Okay, nigga, and we do drugs, so what's the problem? No, I don't do drugs. You

do drugs.

Oh, I forgot little mama's boy here got a reputation to uphold.

Hey, bro, you're going to stop talking about my mama. Anybody talking about

mama, bitch -ass nigga? Bitch -ass nigga?

We good now, huh? Yeah, we cool cuz guess what we are not the problem here

fellas

Exactly. We need to work together, and we all know that working at the food

court isn't going to make us our money. Cool. So we need to accept the fact

that, guess what, fellas?

We're going to be out here taking a nap.

Good job, bro.

Hey, bro, you're going to stop talking about my mom.

Let's go. Y 'all see these sexy gentlemen out here? Let's go.

I'm lost, but I'm strong.

I'm lost, but I'm strong.

This is nice, man.

God damn.

I got the dope and the dope, you know what I mean?

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck is you? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the fuck is you?

You got my space

You didn't bring Henry, did you?

So they know about Henry? Yes. No, we did not bring Henry tonight. Don't

So that means y 'all came to spend a little money with us, right?

We're actually on our way out, but you guys actually did really well.

Well, as you can see, business is booming, so make it sooner than later,

feel me?

Maybe.

Oh, make sure you bring all of them back with you.

Don't worry.

Yes, sir.

Bye.

He's kind of cute.

That's why.

I'll see nothing

Hey, how am I doing?

I told you I got something for you, didn't I?

Boy. Right, look at him, man.

Got a little Jewel shining, huh?

I can't complain. We're doing pretty good. And, you know, this ain't no

of a man, but it's the real deal. But I'm making straight to the point.

Let me know when you want to do some more business, you feel me?

I like that thought, man.

We got a pack on the way.

Hey, Big Hill.

Good.

Broke him, sure.

What?

What

time

is it?

I don't know around 2 or something.

Bye.

Bye.

I'm tired.

How much longer we got to do this?

Let's go. Let's go. What the hell is y 'all doing? We got people out there. Y

'all up in here doing like people in their church clothes out here. Look at.

Don't be a stranger

Are you sure you're feeling better, man?

I'm 100 % better. You just throw funny, brother.

You just throw it like bullshit.

I'm thinking 100%.

I counted up the money this morning.

Guess what I found? What?

What?

Okay. Okay, I made it.

I used a little bit of the money. I bought a new yoga mat and some essential

oils. Despite Dan's sinful behavior.

Hey, boys, we got all the money for tuition, baby.

What? Yeah.

Really? No shit.

Yeah, y 'all boys know I don't lie.

You lied to me this morning.

I mean, mostly.

So, you didn't wear my underwear this morning?

Man, look, I'm just glad we ain't got to do no more of that bullshit -ass

dancing. Yeah, no more of me, Miss Cash.

I kind of like that mean lady. She was fine with shit to me. I don't want to

mind this thing.

You did look good. Hey, fellas, look.

I say we never go back to that strip club again. You know what I'm saying? We

got the money.

We did our own thing. That's just to get our normal lives back. You feel me?

I agree with that 100%. Yeah, for sure, for sure. Give you something. Wait!

Aw.

Yeah, I got you, bro.

It's just not aligned.

You told me this is how the summer's gonna end Hey, you know what?

I think we deserve a little celebration.

How about you call Thickums up? Hell nah, bro.

That's too much pressure for my ribs. I can't take no more of that. I'm good.

You pretty quiet over there, my boy?

Why you all in my business, Jay?

Goddamn, what's your problem? I can't check on my partner. I'm just asking.

Y 'all straight?

Shit, I don't know. Are we?

Yeah, bro, we good.

All right, cool.

Hey, look, look, look, look.

Fuck all this negative energy.

I've been holding on to this bottle for a little special situation.

I think that's it.

Look at that fancy shit. That fuck me up.

I got you, pal. I got you. I think I'm going to take a rain check on this,

fellas.

What? Going for a walk, dog.

Since when do you go for walks? All right, well, I have a new appreciation

fresh air. Is that cool with y 'all?

Okay. I appreciate it.

Thank you. All right.

Maybe you need to cool off a little bit, bro. Hey, let me get a little bit out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's up? There goes my favorite white boy.

Oh, it's a whole celebration in this motherfucker.

It sure is, and we didn't get no invite, huh? Yeah. Did you get the invite? I

did not get an invite. I didn't get one either.

Hey, bro, what's going on with that? Shut the fuck up and get on the ground.

the fuck on the ground.

This shit funny now, huh, nigga? It ain't funny now, is it?

Nope. You see, your boy here, your boy got front of some pills by yours truly.

And instead of getting us our money like a good boy should, he decided to keep

it for himself.

And we don't like that. Not at all.

These things, they for real, bro?

Listen, that shit just got out of hand, all right? Look, Tab, I was going to get

you your money back. Shut the fuck up.

What's wrong with you, nigga?

You think this a game?

Look at this real shit.

Hey, look, man. How much is it? How much is it?

Shit. How much you think? Ten?

Ten? You owe us 20 banks.

Goddamn, that's half the money we made this summer.

Man, just get the money. Just get out of here.

I think y 'all might be a little confused.

You didn't tell them?

Did you not tell them? They don't know?

Know what?

I ain't got it, bro.

He ain't got it.

We are leaving until we get it.

Hey, look.

We got some money in the bag.

No, no. Shit!

Bro, what am I doing? Shit!

Got some money in the bag.

Hey, go have a laugh. All right, take it.

All right, get your walk, Mr. Turbo. Look at that stuff.

And Nick, what the fuck you looking at? Lock your hands, niggas.

Put your face on the ground. All right, man. All right, shit. I don't know what

you mean.

I'm talking back and shit, man. Get the carpet, nigga.

What's wrong with your friends, huh?

You must don't understand.

That's about 20K, bro. Get all of it. What?

Nigga, I said get all of it.

Get on the ground.

Don't move.

Hey, what's that noise back there?

Hey, D!

Shut up. Put the gun down!

What's so funny?

Pull the trigger.

Oh, you think I'm playing?

What's up? You think I ain't gonna do it?

Go ahead, big man.

Do it.

He's open.

Something like this don't always happen to me.

But you know what? I learn and I kill.

You on the other hand, you ever see a dead body?

Please.

You ever watch your friend get killed?

Come on, man.

You don't know me. I'll do it.

That's the problem.

If you would have did it, you would have done it by now.

Get the fuck on the ground, you Mr. Turtle -looking -ass nigga.

And tell that bitch in the back to bring me my money.

Oh,

what you want, a fan, motherfucker?

Tell her, bring the money!

Hmm, I better not move.

Aw, shit.

Yeah, it's all there.

that was that so hard there we go see that's what i'm talking about big money

deals big money deals you could have pretty done this

i

ain't doing business my child's brother

Many of you came and took all our fucking money and we almost got shot.

it. I'll figure it out. Let me just give me some time. Bro, we don't have time.

Camp starts next week. Listen, man, I was just trying to get ahead. Hey, DT,

fucked up for the last time, bro.

Oh, I just said I'm sorry.

Bro, there's nothing else to say.

School is day.

Football is day.

Shit.

DT, get the fuck out.

You gotta go, man.

Jay.

Leave, bro.

I'm dying.

No question. I'm flying.

Can't bring me down.

That's faith.

That real like soulful shit, I guess.

I haven't had a bath in months.

Brother, you are looking worse than me.

It's all right, man. It's okay.

No hard feelings.

Good luck.

Hey, man.

Football or no football, I'm done with this stripper shit.

Same here.

Hey, maybe we can become male escort.

Huh?

Yeah? Might be on to something.

All right. I figured it out. All right. I got the plan on how we're going to get

our money back.

Too late. We're male escorts now.

What?

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah.

No, no, no. Look, I got it right. I drew it out myself. All right. Check it out.

It's upside down.

Okay. Boom.

Drew it all out. Got it figured out. Pay attention closely. All right. Look.

Check it out. All furloughs are included.

We're going to hide right here behind the building. All right. When Big Head

his homies come out with the daily receipts, all right, Jay and B -Morph, y

going to tackle them. Okay?

Tackle. As soon as you tackle him, he's going to fumble the bag.

As soon as he fumbles the bag, you pick up the bag. I'm going to be running a

fly route straight up the street.

Throw me the bomb.

Boom. I'm going to catch the bomb right here. I'm going to take off a block down

the road. Straight block.

Y 'all jump in the car right here. Boom.

Come up.

Meet me down the block. Only one block because I'm going to be tired as hell.

I'm going to jump in the car. We're going to take off.

Boom. Got the money back.

Do you like the plan or what?

What's up?

Genius as shit! Best plan ever!

You know what time it is? Uh -uh. What time it is? You know what time it is?

Shot o 'clock, baby. Let's go. Shot o 'clock!

Woo!

Hey, that was a good -ass idea.

Hey, you guys don't think he's gonna overdo it and get wasted.

Hey, wake up. Hey, wake up.

Are you Jay's friend?

Yeah, why?

My brother doesn't know how to act like a grown -ass man.

Tell him, Harrison.

Harrison?

Sorry for robbing you.

Your money's back, man. Thank you.

Pick up that chair.

This ain't no trap or nothing, is it?

No, it's not a trap. I wouldn't let my brother play a guy that I'm seeing.

Brother?

Is Jay here?

Why? Jay!

I'm his girlfriend.

Jay?

Jay! Baby!

Jay!

Baby, I'm not leaving until I see my man.

Oh, damn. Big handbag from round two.

Hey, we got to do something. Baby.

Hi.

Baby, that's not it.

Come on, man. It's your call. And that ain't my girlfriend. Get out there, you

punk.

Stop pushing me that hard.

Baby.

Hi.

Stop pushing me that goddamn hard.

Hi, baby.

I ain't telling her to go.

How you doing?

Oh, I didn't know you.

Hey, what's going on? What's happening?

I just brought Harrison to come and give you guys your money back.

You did all that for me?

Yeah, of course.

We cool, right? Like, everything good?

For now.

God dang, all right, we cool, man. We cool.

Oh, damn.

You like the total package.

Yeah. Big package. Kind of like what's going on down there.

Oh, shit. Okay.

Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.

She Big Hef's sister, bro.

Wait, wait, what?

That's your brother?

Yeah. I can tell you that.

Oh.

Hey, Big Hef. I mean, Harrison. My bad. No disrespect.

Harrison.

Your sister?

Your sister's very talented, bro.

I did not know she had knees like that, like, for her size.

Were you in the questions?

I'm just saying, bro.

Your sister like big packages.

And did you all say that she like the right balls?

Oh, my bad. I didn't know you'd be with her. I get it. We had fun Twizzlers and

pizza. Have you ever had Twizzlers and pizza at the same time?

It's a nice little concoction, your sister.

What? 88?

What?

This dude.

I just need a minute of your time.

I'd just like to welcome back B -More.

Jay.

Dan the man.

Wait.

Where's DC?

Right here.

Uh, suit up or?

You're not quitting the program.

I'm not quitting anything.

I'm actually starting something.

I've been moving to South Africa to study dance.

Well, good luck to you.

Thanks. Bro, you're really moving to South Africa?

Bro, you're really moving to South Africa?

I am.

Man, that is so...

You're going to the motherland, to Africa.

I'm not saying that because I'm white.

Okay,

thanks, Dan.

All right, what are you trying to say is we really going to miss you, fam?

Hey, I'm going to miss you too, bro.

I really do.

Wait, hold up,

hold up, hold up.

Now look, I am dying to know how you fellas earned all that money to cover

tuition.

What? What'd I say?

You really want to know?

I do.

I'm on my way up.

Problems weighed me down, but still I stayed up. I remember nights when I

stay up. Trying to think of ways that I could get my cake up. So I had to trust

the process. I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient. Too much on my chest, I swear it's hard for me to breathe. Too

much things in life, they're trying to drain my energy.

Say you understand, but I don't think you know the feeling. I can tell you

know what it's like to fight a demon.

But I ain't complaining, I swear I ain't complaining.

Going through these stages, yeah, going through these phases.

Had to make some changes, had to make sure that we straight.

Caught in front of PM all the way up to the AM.

Try to crush my dreams, but I'm still going in.

Haters pray that I fall, but I fell on my feet.

Lord has said I'm going to fall, taking one for the team.

I ain't never gonna fold, I straight broke my hands to clean. I'm on my way

problems weighed me down but still I stayed up. I remember nights when I

stay up, trying to think of ways that I could get my cake up. So I had to trust

the protest, I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient.

I was patient.