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Hey.
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Hey.
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Last night, when I was reading
That chapter on parasites,
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I couldn't help thinking
About that time in cancun
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Your mom got that tapeworm.
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Do you remember?
[laughs]
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Hey, brooke.
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Hey, carmen. How are you?
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I'm good.
Well?
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We're all set
For saturday night.
Oh!
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You got the tickets?
Yeah.
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Excellent! Nice.
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[bell rings]
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Earthquake!
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[thud]
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Take cover!
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Ow!
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Why aren't you under the table?
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If I'd wanted to play dust mop,
I'd have worn your clothes.
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Miss julian, this is
An earthquake drill.
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If you stay there,
You will be crushed by six tons
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Of falling plaster and other
Assorted roofing materials.
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Hmm.
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On second thought, don't move.
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[both] I declare a thumb war.
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You find natural disaster funny?
[both] No, sir.
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You do know when
The earth cracks open,
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Young lovers
Are swallowed up first!
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Something wrong?
What? No. No.
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They're really cute together.
Aren't they?
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Yeah. Mickey's
Found his minnie.
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Ah!
No talking, people!
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This is a simulated disaster.
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Hello there.
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Are you bobbi glass?
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I am.
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Who might be asking?
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Falling bricks, cherry!
Take cover!
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I'm calvin krupps,
The new vice principal.
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Thank you, jesus.
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I didn't mean
To interrupt you here.
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Oh, gosh, no. Pish posh.
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No interruption here.
I'm just...
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Preparing the small
Fry for the big one.
Ah.
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And he is here.
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Do you mind if I say
A few words to the class?
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Let's go, people!
Back to your seats!
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Thank you.
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Good morning.
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As some of you
May already know,
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In light of the recent
Harassment problems
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And smackdown in the girls' lav,
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Your principal
Is currently attending
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A sensitivity seminar
At chino state prison.
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In her absence,
I have been invited
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To join kennedy's staff
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To deal specifically
With disciplinary problems.
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Now, let me just start
By saying, I am not a policeman.
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But I bet
You own the outfit.
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Sorry. [coughs]
Sure.
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I happen to be a firm believer
In preventative measures.
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If you mop up the gasoline, you
Don't have to fear a lit match.
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Any questions so far?
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- yes.
- yes.
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Um, sir, what exactly
Would one have to do
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To get spanked?
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♪ think it over once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪
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Ah. More questions.
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Let's say some dude
Breaks into your locker
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And steals your
Mary j. Blige calendar.
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Has that happened to you?
Me?
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Yo. Tango with sugar d.,
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Your butt goes
Flyin' off a "T."
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That is not the way we deal
With conflict, mr. Daddy.
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Any student
Who would do such a thing
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Is clearly off-balance.
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Any negative energy you toss out
There comes right back at you...
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Twofold.
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If every individual
In this room found their center,
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The need to attack others would
Disappear, along with confusion
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And self-doubt.
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Now, have any of you ever
Studied the martial arts?
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Ah. Good. And-and what
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Attracted you to
That discipline, mr...
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Uh, dick. I'm a devoted fan
Of mr. David carradine.
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His brilliance has never been
Fully appreciated by the public.
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O-
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Kay.
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Well, I happen to be
A devoted fan of tai chi.
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Practicing this
Ancient chinese art
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Has made me master
Of my own realm.
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It has given me direction,
Purpose, confidence.
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Now, when you
Get up in the morning,
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What is the first
Thing you think about?
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Changing his sheets.
[laughter]
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I wasn't speaking to you.
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But you will at some point.
Right? Please.
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Again, what is the first...
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How I can't wait
To get outta here.
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And what do you plan
On doing after graduation?
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Uh, sleeping till 9:00.
Is that it?
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I find it hard to believe
Your goals are no loftier
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Than that of a siamese cat.
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What are you passionate about?
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What do you want
To do with your life?
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What makes your heart race?
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Can you, like,
Ask somebody else?
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I'm not trying to embarrass you.
I'm trying to open doors.
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Help you not be afraid
Of your dreams.
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If you had a driving force...
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Yeah. Well, I don't. Okay?
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Then I suggest you--
All of you--
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Join my tai chi
Class tomorrow.
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5:30 a.M.
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Be there.
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"5:30 a.M. Be there."
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Who died and made him buddha?
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So he's
A little dudley do-right.
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Doesn't mean I don't
Wanna see those abs
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In some
Tight chinese pajamas.
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Bring on the soy sauce.
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Tell me you find him sexy.
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[both] I find him sexy.
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[sighs]
How's the loaf?
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What?
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Meat loaf. You taste the dill?
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Uh...
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Can't say that
I did, mrs. Krupps,
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But, uh, thanks for asking.
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Mrs. Krupps,
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You're not,
By any chance, related to...
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Calvin? He's my nephew.
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Easy on the eyes, huh?
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See? It's all in
The wrist. Ooh! Look.
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Who taught you to do that?
My grandma.
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She's, like,
Super-talented with a knife,
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Which is probably why
My grandfather won't get
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Within ten feet of her.
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Do you want a piece?
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Ah!
Ooh! Careful.
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[popita] You guys,
I'm telling you. She's his aunt.
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I asked her.
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No way vera and calvin
Are swimming
In the same gene pool.
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Vera krupps
Is one of god's typos.
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It happens. In 8th grade I was
Best friends with the flawless
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Tiffany tilly,
Miss junior texas.
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Her mama had a hump
The size of a mercedes air bag.
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- brooky, you okay?
- I'm fine.
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Can I have a jelly bean?
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Take two.
Starve yourself tomorrow.
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Brooke, my hat's
Off to you, darlin'.
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If I had to watch
My ex playin' footsie,
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I'd be revvin' up
My chain saw.
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Is seeing them together just
Killing you?
Guys,
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I broke up with josh, remember?
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And I think carmen's great.
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And?
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And...
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I've already moved on myself.
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Since we sat down?
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Why, brooky mcqueen,
You raw-boned, randy vixen!
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You've set your sights
On calvin krupps, haven't you?
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Maybe.
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Did you see him between classes?
Was there a connection?
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Relax. When something
Newsworthy happens,
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You'll get the first flash.
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no. you'll get the first flash, miss pixie stick.
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that man is mine.
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back off now, before I snap you in half, bone butt.
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I know I promised to stay away from your boys, brooky,
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but he's hardly a boy.
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thank you.
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Where have you been?
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Computer room. I figured I'd
Do some last-minute hacking
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Before calvin krupps
Installs martial law.
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Yeah. He may perceive my passion
For blackmail... As negative.
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Hey, at least
You've got a passion.
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All right.
Check it out.
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I downloaded our progress
Reports from taft elementary.
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Who cares?
You might.
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Miss bacon thought
You were a genius.
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Miss bacon?
Our fifth-grade music teacher?
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[clears throat]
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"In all my years, I've
Never come upon a student
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"Who displays such
Extraordinary gifts.
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"I'm convinced that h.J.
Could make a major contribution
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To the world of music."
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It's not possible. I mean...
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I played the recorder
Like a spaz.
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Not according to b. Bacon.
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She refers to your fingers
As "Golden digits." page two.
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You have question?
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Many.
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Master only have time
For one. Speak up.
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Uh, okay.
Um, here's the thing.
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It's just... I only
Started playing recorder
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Because it was cheaper
Than the french horn...
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This a question?
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No. I... I mean, yeah.
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Do you think miss bacon
Was on to something?
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Do you think
I have musical genius?
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Everybody has a talent.
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Genius is the ability
To follow this talent
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Wherever it may lead.
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It may take you to dark place.
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You see mr. Ripley?
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Oh, you should.
Matt damon very good.
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[toilet flushes]
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Hey, carm.
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H-hi.
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What is that?
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Nothing. It's just a drawing.
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I was thinking about, um...
I'm gonna get a tattoo.
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Really? Can I see it?
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Yeah.
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Did josh draw this?
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Yeah. It's just a doodle.
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He had this idea for us
To get matching...
Oh.
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This is really awkward for you.
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What do you mean?
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We already talked and I don't
Wanna beat a dead horse...
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Carmen, I'm really
Happy for you. Okay?
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Yeah.
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But, um...
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Can... Can I share
One teeny piece of advice?
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Skip the tattoo.
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Why? Is it, like, super painful?
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[sighs] Yes.
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And getting it removed?
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Even worse.
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You got it removed? Why?
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Well, why would I want
One of josh's designs
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Permanently carved
Onto my body?
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Relationships
Don't last forever.
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But he said
This was the first...
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I'm sure he did, and...
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I'm sure he'll probably deny
The fact that I ever got one.
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But believe me,
I've got the scars to prove it.
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See ya.
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[toilet flushes]
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I've been looking for these.
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00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,181
Hey, aren't you gonna
Wash your hands?
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Y'all, do you think
Brooky would mind
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If we spent some quality
Time with calvin k.?
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All is fair in love and war.
256
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,328
However, as head of the
Glamazons, I insist that
257
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,763
When in brooke's presence,
We defer to her brookeness.
258
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,298
What does that mean?
259
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,334
It means she's got
First dibs, desdemona.
260
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,903
Okay. On to more
Important things, like...
261
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,140
How are we gonna score
Some major detention?
262
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,941
I say we stir-fry bobbi glass.
263
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,143
That's a lotta oil.
264
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,545
We should show up
To his tai chi class.
265
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,915
Oh, please. Get up at sunrise
To do chinese aerobics?
266
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,483
That is so 20th century.
267
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,519
It could be fun.
It relaxes you.
268
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,956
If we wanna go juvy, we're gonna
Have to have another smackdown.
269
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,658
Can we keep it
In the family this time?
270
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:44,595
I can't lose any more flesh to
That li'l lily's ferret teeth.
271
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,670
Nic, can I talk
To you a second?
272
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,004
Yeah. What's going on?
273
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,674
I just did
The most terrible thing.
274
00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,344
Hey, sam. Sam.
Do you remember that recorder
275
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,546
You borrowed
From me in fifth grade?
276
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,615
You were doing that skit
On harriet tubman.
277
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,950
I said keep it.
278
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,886
Harriet tubman
Played the recorder?
279
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,820
Yeah. I gave that
To my cousin.
280
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,956
He turned it into
A bike muffler.
281
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,925
You gave away my recorder?
How could you do that?
282
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,861
She looked like
She was gonna cry.
283
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,564
I don't know why
I made that stuff up.
284
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,866
Is that not evil?
285
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,368
Not evil enough.
286
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:33,644
Mcqueen wants to steal her beau
Back from what's-her-face.
287
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,214
I forget her name,
But I like her.
288
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,349
She's a big fan
Of my creamed corn.
289
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,284
- what else?
- cheerleaders are
Plannin' to rumble.
290
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,853
- who's the ringleader?
- can't say.
291
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,522
I can't be ahead of the game
If I don't know who's pitching.
292
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:45,656
It's probably nicole.
293
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,091
The boys?
Waters are calm,
294
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,359
And I'm sensin' a storm.
295
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,593
Stay on it.
296
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,762
You bet.
297
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,197
[carmen] Lil?
298
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,532
Yeah.
299
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,235
Okay. You busy after school?
300
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,570
I promised sam I'd visit
Cranky's record store.
301
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,606
It's her first day.
She got the job?
302
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,074
Uh-huh.
Is she excited?
303
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,576
No. Freaked.
She's afraid she's gonna file
304
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:09,580
The soundtrack
To chitty chitty bang bang
In the salsa section.
305
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,781
What's up?
306
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:14,618
I got this weird
Feeling that, um...
307
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,254
That brooke wants josh back.
308
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,056
Did she say that?
309
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,359
No. Uh, not in those words.
310
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:25,096
Are you sure you're not
Wasting away in paranoiaville?
311
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,931
No.
312
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,868
I don't know...
I... I just...
313
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,204
Mr. Krupps is right. If you put
That kind of energy out there,
314
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,805
It's gonna come back at you.
315
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,574
Okay.
316
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,143
Why do I suddenly feel worse?
317
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,512
Because you're
Letting brooke mcqueen
318
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,681
Become the master of your realm.
319
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,483
Knock it off.
320
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,218
Okay.
Okay.
321
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,220
Yeah.
322
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,923
Hey. Could you
Sign me up, too?
323
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,959
For tai chi?
324
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,061
I didn't think
You'd be into this.
Why?
325
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,263
I could use more
Passion in my life.
326
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,932
[clears throat, giggles]
327
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,914
[knocking]
328
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,415
Who is it?
329
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,918
Carm, it's me. Harrison.
330
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,520
Come in.
331
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,123
Hey. You busy?
332
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,825
Please do not tell me
That lily sent you here
333
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,827
To give me another lecture.
334
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,463
I cruised past paranoia,
Like, two hours ago
335
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,099
And have crossed the border
Into full-on psychotic.
336
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,368
Don't tell me
It is all in my head,
337
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,870
Because... It's
The only head I've got,
338
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,906
And it is screaming,
"Brooke wants him back."
339
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,908
You gonna put me
In a straitjacket?
340
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,710
You wanna
Have me committed?
341
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,247
Is that what you
Came here for?
342
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,381
For? For? For?
343
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,917
I came here
To borrow your guitar.
344
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,686
What?
345
00:15:58,991 --> 00:15:59,991
Oh.
346
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,795
May need some tuning.
347
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,297
Thanks.
348
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,766
When you look
At me and josh together,
349
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,534
Are you
Constantly thinking,
350
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,404
"What is he doing with her?"
351
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,805
No.
352
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,141
I mean, it seemed
A little odd at first.
353
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,444
Because he's perfect,
Can have any girl he wants?
354
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,381
I didn't say that.
But you were thinkin' it.
355
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,682
Just like the entire school.
356
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,951
Nobody has the guts
To say it out loud.
357
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,420
I heard nicole say it
Right to your face.
358
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,456
Oh, yeah. Right.
359
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,458
[sighs]
360
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,759
Carm.
361
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,262
Hey. What's on
Your mind, huh?
362
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,034
What would you wear
To a tai chi class?
363
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,072
[screaming]
You guys, stop it!
364
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,945
That's it, cherry!
365
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,582
Bring it on, nicole!
Bring it on!
366
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,053
I actually have a minor
In french literature.
367
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,055
Mostly soft-core stuff.
368
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:08,793
Mr. Krupps, come quick. Nicole's
Knocking out mary cherry's teeth
369
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,228
With the eiffel tower!
370
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,230
Hurry!
371
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,769
Miss fresh, since you
Weren't directly involved,
372
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,138
You don't have to stay.
373
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,339
I started it.
374
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,873
It's not necessary.
375
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,043
It is! soy un animal!
376
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,977
I kicked nicole
In the kidney. Twice.
377
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,847
I suggest all three of you
Join my tai chi class.
378
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,516
She tried
To gouge my eyes out.
379
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,620
Doesn't that merit
A detention, officer krupke?
380
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,854
It's krupps.
381
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,657
Tomorrow, ladies. Dawn.
382
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,727
[buzzing]
383
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,699
♪ you look so wonderful ♪
384
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,669
♪ fantastic fabulous and ♪
385
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,772
♪ completely out of your mind ♪
386
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,075
♪ fantastic fabulous ♪
387
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,676
[buzzing]
388
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,978
♪ you look so wonderful ♪
389
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,415
♪ fantastic fabulous ♪
390
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,486
♪ you look so wonderful ♪
391
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,262
Are we late?
392
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,931
No. Not at all.
Uh, glad to see you.
393
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Hey, we're psyched.
394
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,703
Yes. I can... See that.
395
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,109
Ah. Good morning, ladies.
396
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,043
It's great getting up early,
Isn't it?
397
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,846
You're assuming
Some of us went to bed.
398
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,782
[mary]
Rise and shine, y'all.
399
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,227
Oh, my god.
400
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,036
Are we doing
Tai chi or pippin?
401
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,940
Look, mr. Krupps.
402
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,576
Hey, it's me.
It's mary cherry.
403
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:09,313
Ladies, I was hoping you'd
Wear something loose-fitting.
404
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,881
That's going
To restrict your movement.
405
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,550
Not the ones that count.
406
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,318
Before we begin,
407
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,621
I'd like to say
A few words about yin and yang.
408
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,890
The tension between
These two opposing forces
409
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,092
Is what gives something life.
410
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,461
Sorry.
411
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:27,298
The term "Tai chi"
Means the "Ultimate."
412
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,167
It means improving,
413
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,502
Progressive toward
The unlimited.
414
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,803
The human body
415
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:37,608
Can be pushed far beyond the
Commonly conceived potential.
416
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,210
Let's start with
Some basic moves.
417
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,046
Watch and follow.
418
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,292
I'm sorry.
419
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,460
Sorry.
420
00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,531
Circulate the energy
From the fingertips
421
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,265
Upward to the shoulders.
422
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,935
I'm sorry. It's just...
It's when I-I stretch...
423
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,805
Okay. Excuse me, miss.
424
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,373
What is your name?
425
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,608
Brooke...
426
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:11,842
Mcqueen.
427
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,611
Well, uh, brooke mcqueen,
428
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,013
Why don't you come back
When you're ready
429
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,482
To focus
On spiritual matters?
430
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,596
one down, two to go.
431
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,332
yes!
432
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,635
Yeah. And mr. Krupps said
That my chi is totally blocked,
433
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,770
And that's why
I bombed that french test.
434
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,105
You should go, carm.
435
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,806
Believe me, I wanted to.
436
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,075
I bought
A kung fufu and everything.
437
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,711
Then he showed us
This one move where we...
438
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,514
Josh. Are you
And brooke really over?
439
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,615
What?
440
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,051
Why would you
Ask me that, carmen?
441
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:58,656
I-I still think that she
Thinks about you in that way.
442
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,391
Has she said
Something to you?
443
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:04,995
No. It's just... I don't know.
The way she looks at you.
444
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,997
You wouldn't
Notice it, but...
445
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,298
I have.
446
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,202
Oh.
447
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,138
And it's
Definitely kinda weird.
448
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,140
Yeah? Why?
449
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,579
Because we're over.
450
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,080
Yeah?
451
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,348
Yeah.
452
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,303
How long have
You guys been there?
453
00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:46,970
Should we book him
At cranky's?
454
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,039
Isn't tuesday
Open mike night?
455
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:53,010
Are you sure you're ready
To play for... People?
456
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,979
He has been for years.
457
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,548
What do you say, sam?
What are you getting?
458
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,750
Sixty percent of royalties.
I own publishing.
459
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,518
We'll be selling
Cassettes post-show.
460
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,154
Lil, I need your help
With an eye-popping flyer,
461
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:08,258
Like that one you did
Against random urine-testing.
462
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,898
Nic, he kicked me out
In front of everybody.
463
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,365
I felt like an idiot.
464
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,902
If you want your boy back, you
Have to do whatever it takes.
465
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,504
What?
466
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:23,774
Thanks, emory.
467
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,813
Hey.
468
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,815
Hi.
469
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,316
Since when did
Harrison jane-boy-john
470
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,118
Become the next eric clapton?
471
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,755
I don't know.
I guess we'll find out tonight.
472
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,189
So, you guys are going?
473
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,591
Yeah. Are you?
474
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,559
Brooky has a date.
475
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,295
Y-yeah.
476
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,799
Well, see you later.
477
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,469
Nicole, why?
478
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,971
Did you see his face?
479
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,975
Yes! Hi! Hi! But who
Am I gonna go with? Who?
480
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,315
Keep your eyes peeled.
You might be pulled into this.
481
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,618
Oh, you rock, auntie v.
482
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,019
[knocking]
483
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,387
Uh, come in.
484
00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,355
Mr. Krupps.
485
00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,157
Oh. I'm-I'm sorry. Um,
486
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,526
I can come back.
487
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,629
No need.
I've got choppin' to do.
488
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,469
So,
489
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,138
What's up?
490
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:34,011
Well, first, I-I...
I wanted to apologize
491
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,846
For disrupting
Your tai chi class.
492
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,417
I-I guess I was acting
Kind of immature.
493
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:42,820
And I really wanna use
My positive energy.
494
00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:45,689
But I just suck at meditating,
And I was thinking
495
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,158
That if I found
The right music, I could...
496
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,326
Music helps.
497
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,663
Right. Well, when I go
To the record store,
498
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,532
I just get so overwhelmed...
499
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600
I could give you a list.
500
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:59,302
That'd be great.
That's great.
501
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,474
But you know
What would be even better?
502
00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,210
This friend I know, uh, is
Singing at cranky's tonight,
503
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,014
And he's supposed to be amazing.
504
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,916
And I was thinking that
Maybe if you came with me,
505
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:16,787
That you could help me
Pick out some cds.
506
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,188
Love to.
507
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,323
What time should we meet?
508
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,460
[gasps]
509
00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,662
I have a date.
510
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,498
Thank you.
511
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,982
You have question?
I do.
512
00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,150
To be master of my realm,
513
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:49,753
I'm supposed to go after
What makes my heart race.
514
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,355
Right?
515
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:54,524
But what if I want something
That belongs to somebody else?
516
00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,694
If this something is person,
517
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:59,129
They cannot
Be possessed like object.
518
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,631
I know. But...
519
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,833
What you want from this person?
520
00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:06,470
I want him...
521
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,072
To be happy...
522
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,842
With me.
523
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,443
only me.
524
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,079
[mike] Brooke?
525
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:17,981
Going out somewhere?
526
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,683
Um...
527
00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,153
Yeah. Uh, to cranky's.
528
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,022
You got dressed up to visit sam?
529
00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:27,290
Mm-hmm.
530
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,226
No.
531
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,528
I'm gonna meet someone.
532
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,664
Hey, dad.
Can I ask you a question?
533
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:35,799
Mm-hmm.
534
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,368
How would you feel
If you saw mom with someone...
535
00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,537
Else?
536
00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:42,705
W-what do you mean?
537
00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:47,545
If you thought that
She and this new person
538
00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:49,246
Might be in love.
539
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,918
Uh, well, I'd-I'd
Probably be happy for her.
540
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,418
How would you feel
541
00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:59,389
Knowing that...
That she had... Replaced you
542
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:03,727
And that you guys were never,
Ever going to get back together?
543
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,730
Could you honestly
Be happy?
544
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,368
That's a tough question.
545
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:14,838
I don't think
There is an easy answer.
546
00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,814
However,
The artist is a tenor.
547
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:27,985
This must be at proper level.
I don't want him to squeak.
548
00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,588
You're hurtin' my eyes.
549
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:35,292
Okay, is it just me,
550
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,394
Or do you
Smell major disaster?
551
00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:40,130
Did I just give
That guy the wrong change?
552
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:43,200
No. I'm talking about harrison,
Emory, this whole act.
553
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,303
When did music
Become harrison's life?
554
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,205
Everyone's gotta
Start somewhere.
555
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,108
Yeah. Okay.
How about the shower?
556
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,015
Oh. Okay.
557
00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,483
Yeah?
Yeah.
558
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,318
What is that about?
559
00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:04,722
Remind me to get kicked
Out of tai chi more often.
560
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:07,290
Hey.
561
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,325
Hey.
562
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:09,727
[lily] What's up?
563
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,730
Please tell me that
Harrison is gonna like these.
564
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,765
I wanted to get roses, then
I remembered he was allergic,
565
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,935
And I didn't wanna
Cause mucus production.
566
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,437
What is he doing here?
567
00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:22,672
Apparently,
He's brooke's date.
568
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:23,907
What?
569
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,776
Maybe we should get seats.
570
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,178
Yeah.
571
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:29,446
Okay.
572
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,954
This next dude's makin'
His first appearance here,
573
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:40,090
And he's been in the can
Tossin' his cookies,
574
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,360
So, uh, let's give
Peace and love...
575
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,062
To john harrison.
576
00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:55,638
Uh, hi. Actually,
It's harrison john,
577
00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,640
And that wasn't me in the can.
578
00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,176
That's cool.
579
00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,344
Uh, okay.
580
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:05,415
Okay. So, this song is called,
"What is he doing with her?"
581
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,659
[voice cracking]
♪ he holds her tight ♪
582
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:17,660
[mike feedback]
583
00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,229
♪ he holds her tight ♪
584
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,464
♪ he makes her smile ♪
585
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,633
♪ she peels his fruit ♪
586
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,568
♪ but all the while ♪
587
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:29,973
♪ she's wondering
If all those eyes ♪
588
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,110
♪ that stare at them
In wide surprise ♪
589
00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,577
♪ are thinking ♪
590
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:38,748
♪ what is he doing with her ♪
591
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:41,985
♪ how long before
This thing ends ♪
592
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:47,057
♪ what is he doing with her ♪
593
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:50,527
♪ how long can he pretend ♪
594
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,830
♪ end ♪
595
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,765
♪ she wears his kiss ♪
596
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,434
♪ shows off the prize ♪
597
00:28:57,503 --> 00:29:01,704
♪ but wonders who he sees
When he shuts his eyes ♪
598
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:05,709
♪ her own thoughts turn
To his scheming ex ♪
599
00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,778
♪ who wants him back ♪
600
00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,047
♪ who wants his sex ♪
601
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,915
♪ she licks her lips ♪
602
00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:14,284
♪ she paints her toes ♪
603
00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:17,720
♪ suspecting all her friends
Are now her foes ♪
604
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:22,192
♪ doesn't matter
What they say out loud ♪
605
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,762
♪ in her head
She hears the crowd ♪
606
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,263
♪ and they're sayin' ♪
607
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:30,200
♪ what is he doing with her ♪
608
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,937
♪ how long before
This dream ends ♪
609
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:38,776
♪ what is he doing with her ♪
610
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:44,782
♪ how long can he pretend ♪
611
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,617
Yeah! Whoo!
612
00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:56,459
[emory] Encore.
613
00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,261
Encore!
614
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,433
She's not in the bathroom.
615
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,435
Where could she have gone?
616
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,337
Probably home.
Great.
617
00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,806
Well, that was fun, huh?
Yeah.
618
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,975
How old are you, anyway?
619
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,143
What?
620
00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:15,145
Skip it.
621
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,782
So, uh, what now?
622
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,952
Should we have a...
623
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,987
Cozy, candlelit dinner?
624
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,156
What?
625
00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:28,992
Or are you done
Using me for the night?
626
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:32,495
Is this your idea of putting out
Positive energy, brooke?
627
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,464
Making someone
Unnecessarily jealous,
628
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,966
Preying on the insecurities
Of a new relationship,
629
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,769
Drawing innocent bystanders
Into your web of deceit?
630
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:42,972
Stop me when I hit
Something that's positive.
631
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,474
I, um...
632
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,445
I-I-I-I have to go.
633
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,047
You know, brooke,
634
00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:52,715
You might wanna try honesty.
635
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:56,519
It's lighter to carry around
Than your karmic backpack.
636
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:06,830
Uh, audio cassette?
No, thanks.
637
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,999
Uh, makes the perfect gift.
638
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,303
Emory, you can't
Sell those in here.
639
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,604
Why not?
640
00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:17,974
If you do,
I will rip off your head.
641
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,742
Shh.
642
00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:21,544
Shh.
643
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,013
Good show, captain.
644
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,950
Could you hear me?
Unfortunately, yes.
645
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,518
Can I talk to you?
646
00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:29,652
Yeah.
647
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,759
What is going on?
648
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,196
How could you do this to her?
Do what?
649
00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,930
Did you really think
650
00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:43,266
Carmen wouldn't realize
That song was about her?
651
00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,634
What is the difference?
652
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:46,670
I never mentioned
Her name. It's a song.
653
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,938
It's her life!
It's a theme!
654
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:50,840
A story! A subject!
655
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,576
Lots of great art
Comes from personal pain.
656
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,845
Then use yours.
657
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:59,782
Here. These are
From carmen. A gift.
658
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:00,783
Lily.
659
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:01,885
What?
660
00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,254
Forgetting about
Carmen for a second...
661
00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:08,525
What did you think of the song?
662
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,063
Who are you?
663
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,715
Carmen, are you okay?
664
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,152
[lily] Where did you go?
665
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,619
I took a walk.
666
00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:39,922
I stopped at
Mr. Clucks, and, um,
667
00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,958
I wrote this letter.
668
00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:45,829
When it dries, I want you
To give it to harrison.
669
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,965
You wrote it on a place mat?
670
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:49,132
Want some tea?
671
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,468
I wanna disappear.
672
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:54,937
It's not nearly as heinous
As you think. Josh...
673
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,441
Stop. Okay?
674
00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:02,111
One of my best friends
Just completely humiliated me.
675
00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:05,615
You wanna tell me that
Was all in my head, too?
Hey.
676
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,185
I thought you were still
Out with mr. Krupps.
677
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:10,253
I got home an hour ago.
678
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,222
Are you two
Officially a thing now?
679
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:16,025
Lily, he just met me there
To help me pick out some music.
680
00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:17,394
For the wedding?
681
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,196
He's the vice principal, sam.
682
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,664
I'm not looking to become
The story on dateline.
683
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,366
Besides, he's not my type.
684
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:27,304
Who is your type, brooke?
I mean, besides josh.
685
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:30,207
Carmen, maybe it's time
686
00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:33,242
You stop blabbing about your
Personal life to your friends.
687
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:34,478
Do yourself a favor.
688
00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,613
Buy a diary... With a lock.
689
00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:40,049
It's hard to know
Who my friends are these days.
690
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:44,954
Especially the ones who say that
They are really happy for me.
691
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,190
I think harrison
Skipped a verse.
692
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,626
'cause sometimes
The rebound girl wins.
693
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,728
She doesn't always
Roll over and give up
694
00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,095
Without a fight.
695
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,667
Good luck.
696
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:10,180
You know, the harrison song
Is available on cassette.
697
00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,849
I can sell you all 20
At a substantial discount.
698
00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,717
Why would I want all 20?
699
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:17,787
I assumed you and your valentine
Would want them off the market.
700
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:18,888
What?
701
00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:20,757
Isn't that
Why she's so upset?
702
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,025
Personally, I think
She should be honored.
703
00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:25,795
Can you imagine if mona lisa
Had that reaction?
704
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:28,031
Or anna karenina.
705
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,799
Michelle my belle.
706
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,911
Harrison. Can we talk
To you for a second?
707
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,012
More reviews?
708
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:46,015
We didn't come here
To critique.
709
00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:48,218
This is from carmen.
710
00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:53,890
Wow.
711
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,925
My first piece of hate mail.
712
00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:58,628
According to
Hootie and the blowfish,
713
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,630
This means
I've officially made it.
714
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,098
She's really bummed,
Harrison.
715
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,101
You are blowing
This out of proportion.
716
00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:06,136
That song could've been
About a million people.
717
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,870
But it's not.
718
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,473
I am not going to apologize.
719
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,975
What should I be writing songs
About, huh? Let's see.
720
00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,213
Driver's ed?
Locker mildew. Jock itch.
721
00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,781
You just don't get it.
I get it.
722
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,684
If this song was wrapped up
In touchy-feely crap
723
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,487
And coming from dudley
Do-krupps, it'd be the bomb.
724
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:27,023
You can't handle the fact
That a guy our age
725
00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,292
Might have an insight
Into the human condition
726
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:32,162
And who also happens
To be a damn good musician.
727
00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,664
Who is feeding you this crap?
728
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:35,965
Emory dick?
729
00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:38,568
Forgive me, harrison.
I like you very much,
730
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:42,239
But you play that guitar
Like someone with a wooden hand.
731
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:44,341
Sam,
732
00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:46,443
You also think I'm talent-free?
733
00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,845
Um...
734
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:52,449
I think that
The subject is carmen.
735
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:53,950
You little creep.
736
00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:55,118
Oh, another groupie.
737
00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,120
That song was about me,
Carmen, and brooke.
738
00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,189
Who do you think you are?
Back off.
739
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:02,692
You wanna get in touch
With your inner nerd,
Get the jeopardy! home game.
740
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:03,927
Gimme that.
Let go!
741
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,094
Stop it!
742
00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:07,497
Let go!
That's carmen's guitar!
743
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:12,802
[crash]
744
00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,271
Oh, no.
745
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,250
[krupps] Frankly,
I am blown away that nothing
746
00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:31,921
I have said these past few days
Has hit home for you guys.
747
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,691
You tell me you wanna
Be masters of your realm
748
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,325
And you both
Act like slaves.
749
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:39,529
Can we skip this lotus talk
And move on to the suspensions?
750
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,731
And what are you
Gonna learn from that?
751
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,402
The last person you wanna spend
Time alone with now is yourself.
752
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:49,739
You might have to deal with your
Conscience once you find it.
753
00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,075
Now, I want
You to read this.
754
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,810
siddhartha by hermann hesse.
755
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,144
[josh] The whole book?
756
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:57,614
You will have plenty
Of time during detention.
757
00:36:57,682 --> 00:37:00,917
The story of a man in search
Of his place in the world.
758
00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:03,453
A journey that takes
A lifetime, but he...
759
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:07,290
Takes the first step
By being honest with himself.
760
00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:10,760
- is there gonna be a test?
- every day, mr. John.
761
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,862
For the rest of your life.
762
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,099
"From that hour
763
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:20,069
"Siddhartha ceased to fight against his destiny.
764
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,839
"There shone in his face the serenity of knowledge
765
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,008
"Of one who is no longer confronted
766
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:28,845
"With the conflict of desires, who has found salvation,
767
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,081
who is in harmony with the stream of life..."
768
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,251
You have question?
Yes, master.
769
00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:36,319
What do you do when your head
770
00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,655
And your heart are living
In different zip codes?
771
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,557
I mean, I'm
With carmen, right?
772
00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:43,893
And that's who's in my head,
But then brooke walks in,
773
00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:45,995
And I get this feeling in here.
774
00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,365
That's not your heart.
That's your stomach.
775
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,933
Oh. But you know
What I'm saying, though.
776
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,735
- where do you live?
- what?
777
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:55,938
I see carmen.
I see brooke. I see no josh.
778
00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,207
He lives somewhere
Out there like the wind.
779
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,877
Everywhere and nowhere.
780
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:08,017
It was wild, carm.
781
00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,887
The guys started fighting,
Your guitar went flying,
782
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,690
And the next thing we knew,
We were watching miss glass
783
00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,125
Scrape vera off the floor
With her spatula.
784
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:19,461
She gonna be okay?
Yeah. I think so. But...
785
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,465
You might wanna pack
Your own lunch for a while.
786
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:23,566
[door opens]
787
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:27,003
- hey.
- hey. Hey.
788
00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,039
I thought you had detention.
I did.
789
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:32,174
Carmen, can we go
Somewhere and talk?
790
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:34,376
[carmen] Don't worry
About the guitar.
791
00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:35,845
My brother bought it used.
792
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,347
It's not about the guitar.
793
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:42,084
You guys can talk here. I've got
To get ready for work, anyway.
794
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,920
Okay.
795
00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,824
Do you want some?
The bag's kinda burnt,
796
00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,359
But I can just
Pick out the bad ones.
797
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:51,361
No. Carmen.
798
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,295
[sighs]
799
00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,499
I think we need
To cool off for a while.
800
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,167
Why?
801
00:38:58,236 --> 00:38:59,502
It's just...
802
00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:01,604
I think I'm confused, you know?
803
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,540
I love being with you, carmen,
804
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:07,043
But I just don't feel
Like I'm completely with you.
805
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:12,582
If this is about that stupid
Song, I did not say any of...
806
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,251
It has nothing
To do with that. It's me.
807
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:18,387
I'm all over the place
And I'm nowhere.
808
00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:21,924
I just feel like I'm not being
Honest with myself, carmen.
809
00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,160
I can't figure out
What I really want.
810
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,030
What? Or who?
811
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,902
Perfect. Perfect.
812
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,371
What's going on?
813
00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:36,305
You won, brooke.
814
00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:39,776
That's what's going on.
815
00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:42,111
This princess just
Turned back into a frog.
816
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:45,882
Carmen! I don't
Wanna be with brooke.
817
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:47,817
Excuse me?
818
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,919
I just wanna be by myself.
819
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,254
What makes you think
I wanna be with you?
820
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:55,191
I don't know. It's just a hunch.
821
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,095
I got all these
Things in my head,
822
00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,930
And I need
To sort 'em out.
823
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,801
Carmen, you deserve
To be with someone
Who's clear and centered.
824
00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:06,703
You both do.
825
00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:09,105
I'm sorry.
That person's just not me.
826
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,176
I'm sorry.
827
00:40:20,651 --> 00:40:22,484
[snoring]
828
00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:23,986
Psst.
829
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,724
I've got some bad news.
830
00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:30,593
That file I hacked into,
I didn't check the date.
831
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:35,131
That report from
Miss bacon was from 1972.
832
00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:38,334
"H.J." was a student
Named harvey jacknow.
833
00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:41,104
Evidently, harvey's genius
Did pay off, though.
834
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:44,173
He now plays clarinet,
Full-time,
835
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,008
At knott's berry farm.
836
00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,310
Something I can do
For you, mr. Dick?
837
00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:51,914
Uh, no, sir.
I was just leaving.
838
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,916
Uh, sweet dreams.
839
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,560
[knocking]
840
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,163
I'm not hungry.
841
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:10,967
That's okay.
842
00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:14,837
You'll find it kind of hard
To digest this, anyway.
843
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,575
What are you
Listening to?
844
00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,743
What do you want, harrison?
845
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:25,348
I, uh, wanted to return this.
846
00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,851
I know it's not
Exactly what I borrowed,
847
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,888
But I managed to get
A deal on a new one.
848
00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,756
You didn't have to.
849
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,992
It's from me and josh.
850
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,494
We both pitched in.
851
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,673
I don't know
What to say, carmen.
852
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,910
I've done some pretty
Asinine things in my life,
853
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,745
But this one deserves an award.
854
00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:57,714
Can you forgive me?
855
00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:04,654
I guess I borrowed your drama
856
00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:07,524
Because I was scared
To deal with my own.
857
00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:10,459
At least, that's what
Calvin krupps thinks.
858
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:14,430
I'm like one of those cheap
Chocolate easter bunnies.
859
00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:17,033
Tasteless
On the outside,
860
00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:19,235
Hollow on the inside.
861
00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:23,239
Josh broke up with me.
862
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,307
What?
863
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,275
When did this happen?
864
00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:30,780
Like, three weeks later
Than I thought it would.
865
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,616
Oh, man.
866
00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,352
Carmen, I'm really sorry.
867
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:39,822
Don't be. Maybe now I can get
A decent night's sleep.
868
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,191
Living in constant fear
Of being dumped
869
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,994
Can make a person really tired.
870
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,764
If it's any consolation,
Carm, you don't need him.
871
00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:51,267
You have the center that mr.
Krupps is making us look for.
872
00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,069
Oh. Whoopee.
873
00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:55,337
That can be the subject
Of your next song.
874
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,306
Only if you
Write it with me.
875
00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:59,275
No, thank you.
876
00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:02,578
Come on. You can do
The music... And the lyrics.
877
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:05,181
What are you gonna do?
878
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,050
Watch.
879
00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,718
My music stinks.
880
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,323
Yeah. It really does.
881
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:34,677
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
882
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:38,447
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
883
00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:42,018
♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
884
00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:45,955
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
885
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:51,460
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
886
00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:59,501
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
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