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Oh, I'm so bloated today.
I can't even zip my pants up.
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Me neither.
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I'm retaining
So much water,
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I feel like I'm carrying
An aquarium in my pocket.
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Oh, well, hey,
Check this out.
What?
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I was at the health food store
With lily this weekend,
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Buying cruelty-free
Eyeliner,
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And I found
This new herbal remedy.
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"Lady time."
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"All-natural. All-herbal.
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Stops your out-of-control
Ovulation rantings."
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Hmm. Thanks.
I'll try it out.
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Hey, is it me,
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Or has the whole hatred thing
Between our two groups
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Reached an all-time high?
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Seems like, until recently,
We stirred things up,
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And they just followed
Our hideous examples.
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Well, sis,
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I think today we should
Let the girls know
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That it's the dawning
Of a new era
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And call a total detente.
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Yeah. You know, actually,
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I think that if we just
Got them all into one room
And communicated,
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We could all be
Great friends.
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Don't you think?
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[screaming]
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Mary cherry,
You are a total liar!
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[brooke]
Okay, that's it! No!
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Lily! Lily!
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No! Nooo!
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All right!
Stop it!
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Okay. We obviously need
To take another lady time!
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Oh, my god, we're out.
Thanks, brooke, you hog!
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That's it!
I'm taking you to the mat!
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[yelling]
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Oh, my god!
This is how it ends.
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Trapped in this hellhole
Restroom, out of food,
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Out of oxygen!
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We're gonna die in here.
We're gonna die!
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[yelling]
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♪ think it over once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪
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In the scarlet letter, the first
Book we're gonna dive into
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This semester
In feminist lit,
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The heroine of hester prynne
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Is forced to wear
A shameful "A" for "Adultery"...
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On her chest.
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Now, she's forced to do this
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Because she refused to identify
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The father of the child
She conceived out of wedlock.
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Hey, carm.
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I think you
Should sew
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A big "L" on your chest.
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You know, for "Loser."
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Yes, mary cherry.
Mr. Bennet,
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Do I have to sit next to her?
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She stinks.
No, you are the one
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Who smells, mary cherry--
Like roadkill.
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Come on, guys.
Let's concentrate.
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As we dig into
Hawthorne's book,
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I really want you to put
Yourselves into hester's clogs.
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To me, this book
Is feminist and humanist
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Because it's about
Eventual victory from shame,
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From the secrets
That destroy us.
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I guess maybe I feel
So passionately about this book
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Because, for years,
I lived in shame.
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But I'm glad to say I came out
Of the closet five years ago,
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And I'm doing much better.
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Yeah.
Mr. Bennet,
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Let me just say,
On the record,
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That I love the gays.
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Thanks, mary cherry.
We love you, too.
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Okay!
[laughs]
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Okay, guys,
Here's the lesson du jour.
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We are all of us hesters
To a certain degree,
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With festering secrets.
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And I think what this book
Ultimately teaches us
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Is that the truth
Is the only real freedom.
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Okay, so what I want you to do
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Is I want you to write down...
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Your deepest,
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Darkest, most shameful secret.
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Don't sign your name.
Put it in the envelope.
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We're gonna
Throw them away later.
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And as we read,
I want you to imagine
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Being held captive
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By that secret,
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As sadly so many of us are.
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Hopefully, by the end of
The book, a bit of hester
Will have rubbed off.
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And, hopefully,
Some of the shame.
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[carmen] Mr. Bennet said
To throw these away, right?
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Get rid of the shame?
[lily] Right.
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[lily] I hate this time of
The month. I always break out.
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[carmen]
Have you tried the new...
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Hey, you guys.
How was the new lit class?
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I've decided I really
Hate that mary cherry.
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What is she doing
In a feminist studies class?
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She should be
In fascist studies,
And her hair is too blonde.
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You know who
I hate more? Nicole!
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Ever since I quit
The glamazons, she has
Been meaner to me than ever.
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One more insult,
I'm gonna snap.
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Ow! Oh, my god. Cramp.
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Cramp!
Here, hold. Breathe.
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Breathe.
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I hate men.
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[shrieking]
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[shrieking]
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Bye, harrison!
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Okay. I have got to start
Hanging out with guys
At least one week a month.
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Nic, are you tender?
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Yes, like two rare lamb chops
On a spit-fire grill.
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What are you looking at? Huh?
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Huh?
Uh, nothing.
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Just existing.
Is that chocolate
On your breath?
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Are you tryin' to humiliate me
'cause you know I'm cravin' it?
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Answer me!
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[crying]
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Nice.
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[nicole]
Very nice.
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[shrieking]
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[shrieking]
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[snarling]
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[growling]
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[snarling]
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[roaring]
[screeching]
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[screeching]
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Okay, guys. Bye.
See you at lunch.
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Whoa!
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Dude!
[whistles]
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Hey.
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Listen, can I, uh, sit
With you guys today?
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The gang I sit with,
They're all simultaneously
Greeting aunt flo.
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Why didn't you
Say so earlier?
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[chair scraping]
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[sighs]
We're suffering ourselves.
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Did you guys know
That in indian cultures,
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The chiefs
Would make all the women
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Live outside the tepees
When their lady time came?
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Good idea.
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Oh. What was that, sugar?
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Oh, um, nothing, brooke.
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Um...
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That's a really nice vest
You got on there.
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What's up, harrison?
Why you sitting over here?
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It seems that
The boys are afraid of us
Because we're menstruating.
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Thus, in their sexist little
Eyes, we couldn't possibly
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Have a rational,
Calm lunch hour.
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We're just gonna have to
Prove them wrong, right?
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Yes, we will.
[chuckles]
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Is that my bracelet?
Oh...
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That's my bracelet, sam.
That's my favorite bracelet.
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My mother gave me that bracelet.
You didn't ask me if you could
Wear that bracelet!
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Dear mother of god,
Please let this end!
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Just chill out, okay?
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It was in the drawer,
I put it on.
It's no big deal.
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No wonder you stole it.
It is the exact same color of
The hula skirt of your dreams.
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Right, sammie?
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Uh-huh.
You read my diary?
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Yep.
So much for boundaries,
Huh, brooke?
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You're unbelievable.
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Um, brooke,
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If you could make it with
Any of the backstreet boys,
Who would it be?
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Oh... You had no right
To rifle through my secrets!
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What'd she do now?
Stole my diary.
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She stole my diary.
Uh-huh.
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Nice fur, mary cherry.
You freak.
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Yeah, uh, li'l lily,
I'd be glad to stop wearing
Anally electrocuted mink
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If only you'd be so kind
As to skin your legs
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And present them to me
As a gift.
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Yeah, speaking of,
Uh, grooming, carmen,
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There's this new invention
Called leave-in conditioner.
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Just a small dollop
In your palm, rub it in.
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It's real simple, hon.
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[giggles]
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[mary gasps]
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Good for you!
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[snarling]
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That's it!
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It's time to rumble!
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Fine. Three o'clock?
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Parking lot!
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You don't have the nerve,
Fur freak!
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Oh, bring it on, lily.
Bring it on. I know tae bo.
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We've been waiting for this date
Since the beginning.
Huh, sister?
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You know what, brooke?
I bet you fight like a girl.
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You want a piece of this?
Come on!
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Bring it on, brooke!
I'll bring it on!
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Let's go. Let's go.
[nicole] Starburst!
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I'm gonna get you!
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They're gonna
Kill each other.
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[sugar]
Oh, my!
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Um, miss glass, sir?
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We have a question.
A biological question.
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It's about girls
A-and their, um, periods--
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Wh-while they're,
Um, menstruating.
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Yes, they're capable of murder
And other acts of unspeakable
Horror. Next question.
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Wait. Is that really true?
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Is dinah shore
A national treasure?
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For verification,
We need to look no further
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Than the exotic, lively
Fire ants of madagascar.
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The two million
Lady ants ovulate
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On the same day.
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I refer to what happens next
As the "Cranky, lady
Madagascar ant smack-down."
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Word? The lady ants wrestle?
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Yes, they wrestle.
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After which the ovulating
Lady ants attack,
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Then routinely tear each other
Limb from limb.
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Well, here.
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If you like, I can loan you
My own personal copy
Of the madagascar ants.
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Lots of interesting tidbits
About ovulation.
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Enjoy.
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00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,713
Is there any way to, um,
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Stop the lady ants
From killing each other
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Once they decide
To rumble?
No.
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Nature has to run its course.
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Girls, it's time to kick
Some unpopular ass
And take some prisoners!
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00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:09,433
This feud has lasted
Over six months now,
And I'm all out of talk.
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I skipped fourth period
And got us girl gang
Leather jackets.
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My personal tailor, eduardo,
Stitched our names on the back
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For style-slash-unity purposes.
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Chola number one?
That's you.
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Nic, you're number two,
And I'm chola number three.
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Girls.
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It's time to ladle up a big
Steamin' cup of whup-ass.
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In the words of public enemy,
It's time to fight the power.
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Those bitches
Are goin' down.
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Out of our way, gilligan.
We got clocks to clean.
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No, you don't have to do that.
The popular girls, they're
Throwing up the white flag.
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Josh just told me.
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Cut to the chase,
And get me some chocolate.
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Right. They want to meet you
In the novak, to apologize.
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They're admitting they're wrong
About everything.
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Hmm.
Okay.
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Okay. So, throw down
Your white flag.
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Or in your case, mary cherry,
Your white hood.
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Aha! Well, we accept
Your apology, li'l lily.
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00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,179
Apology? You're supposed
To apologize to us.
246
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,781
So do it.
[all] Huh!
247
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,984
Uh, okay, then.
Wait a minute.
Why are we he...
248
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,254
The boys.
Ohh...
249
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,588
They tricked us,
250
00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:14,092
No doubt to foster
A healing conversation.
251
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:17,228
Well, I say it's time to throw
A little salt on the wounds.
252
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,930
What do you say, sammie?
You up for a little
Parking lot payback?
253
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,502
[lock clicking]
254
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,615
It's locked.
Oh, you are such a wimp.
255
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:38,782
It's not locked.
256
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,459
Okay, it's locked.
Okay, no. Wait.
257
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,995
[sniffing]
258
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,397
Is that chocolate I smell?
259
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,934
Sugar daddy, are you out there?
260
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,837
You let me out,
Or I will kill you!
261
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,704
Harrison,
Are you there, too?
262
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,007
Come on. Let us out.
This really isn't funny.
263
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,176
Don't you push me!
I can.
264
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,578
Ohhh!
265
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,250
Oh, my god, y'all!
266
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:15,353
We're caged!
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
267
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,491
You guys,
Check your cell phones again.
268
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,895
The batteries are dead.
269
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,664
Sweet god almighty.
270
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:30,334
If word gets around
That I was in a room this long
With you unpopular hags,
271
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,436
My social rep
Will never recover.
272
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:36,875
Nicole, why don't you just
Admit that you had implants,
Sit down and shut up.
273
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:41,079
Stop fighting. We have more
Important things to discuss.
Like oxygen deprivation.
274
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:44,115
What? No. Don't joke about that.
I feel claustrophobic.
275
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,450
I'm not joking.
276
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,519
By 6:00, we'll pretty much
Run out of o2 and suffocate.
277
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,654
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
278
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,890
Somebody's gonna come.
279
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,424
Guys, come on.
Oh, my god.
280
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,693
This is just
Like that movie alive!,
281
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,095
Where rational people
282
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,563
Abandoned in nature
Go mad with hunger
283
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,866
And eat each other
Like lust-crazed cannibals!
284
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,736
And my blood sugar's
Plummetin' by the minute.
285
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,772
If I gotta munch
A bunch on any of these
Birkenstock wearers,
286
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,075
I'm gonna need a lot of tabasco,
Which we don't have.
287
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,578
How you doing, carm?
288
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,846
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
289
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,116
Oh, my god!
Don't let them do this!
290
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,451
Okay, nobody's
Gonna eat anybody.
291
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,153
Okay? Okay?
292
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,156
Guys, come on.
Pull it together. Look.
293
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,792
Geez! Guys, come on.
Okay, look.
294
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,727
Does anybody have any nosh?
295
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,729
Fruit? Frozen yogurt?
Tuna packed in water?
296
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,398
Who carries
Tuna packed in water?
297
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:38,569
Wait. I just have a thing.
It's a... It's a cert,
Covered in lint.
298
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,670
Give it to me!
299
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,005
I'm the thinnest.
300
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,507
I need the nourishment.
301
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,276
I would rather die than
Give you anything, mary cherry.
302
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,045
[carmen chuckles]
Okay. Fine.
303
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:52,150
Ow!
Give it to me!
304
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,651
Get off of me!
305
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,954
Mary cherry, stop it!
You're killing her!
306
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,089
Stop it!
307
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,425
See? I knew you were insane,
Mary cherry!
308
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,861
Okay, you guys.
Hey, look, relax.
309
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,996
Here.
Have a lady time.
310
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,400
Here.
311
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,836
[sighs]
Okay.
312
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,273
Okay, okay, think.
313
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,776
If we had a shovel, we could
Dig our way out, right?
314
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:19,777
[scoffs]
315
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,413
[mouthing words]
316
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,288
[clanging]
317
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,023
No, we got
Solid concrete here, kids.
318
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,159
[lily]
There's got to be
A way out of here.
319
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,899
♪♪ [creepy theme]
320
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,638
[woman narrator] the female fire ant is usually
321
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,608
a docile, cooperative creature.
322
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,345
but in this moment of ovulation,
323
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,014
madness takes over.
324
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,549
These lady ants
Are bad mamma jammas.
325
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:02,052
[sugar] The violence
Scares yet excites me.
326
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,288
They've been in there
An hour, and nothing yet.
327
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,591
We did a good thing.
The "Look the other way"
Approach didn't wash anymore.
328
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,761
We're forcing them to deal
With the built-up tensions.
329
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,764
Isn't locking them
In the pen the worst thing
We could have done?
330
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,599
Giving them access
To a parking lot
331
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,768
With speeding cars
That can be used
As weapons, yes.
332
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:21,039
Making them
Talk it out, no.
Stop watching this!
333
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,441
No!
[josh] How can
Miss glass watch this?
334
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,576
She must be the most boring
Woman-man on the planet.
335
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,346
[static]
336
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,615
W-w-what?
337
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,384
I'm veronica pain,
338
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,519
And you're watching
Pain tv!
339
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:38,021
Oh, my god.
It's miss glass.
340
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,597
Mary cherry,
What are you doing?
341
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,599
Yo, it's our only hope.
342
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,302
If a government spy plane
With x-ray spy vision
Should fly overhead
343
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,372
And see our plea,
They might come save us.
344
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,140
Otherwise,
We're gonna die in here!
345
00:17:57,209 --> 00:18:00,078
The only thing we're
Gonna die from is boredom.
346
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:03,113
Well, is anybody up for
A game of truth or dare?
347
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,249
Oh! How about just truth?
348
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:09,353
I mean, I forgot
I've got a secret burning
A hole in my pocket.
349
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,423
Six secrets, to be exact.
350
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,658
You stole the
Hester prynne secret slips?
351
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,160
Nicole, that's totally
Out of line.
352
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,330
Oh, shut up, complainer!
This is a reason
To go on livin'!
353
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,899
Anybody game?
354
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,067
As long as
We're gonna die in here,
355
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:26,771
We may as well go to the grave
With a clear conscience.
356
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,080
Let's review, shall we?
357
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,383
The secrets are, in order:
358
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,353
"They call me quack!"
359
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,522
"I've questioned
My sexuality!"
360
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,991
"I did it again!"
361
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,194
"I made out with josh ford!"
362
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,032
"I'm dating josh ford!"
363
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,536
And, um, last but not least,
"I went shopping with gwyneth!"
364
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,505
Wait. Two people in here
Are involved with josh?
365
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,973
Since when?
366
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,008
What do you care, frigid one?
You dumped him.
367
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,178
Okay, hush.
Now, we do this in order.
368
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,283
Who's brave enough to admit...
369
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,452
"They call me quack!"
370
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,821
Step forward
And face the music.
371
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,158
All right.
372
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,762
I admit it.
373
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,197
My scarlet letter is "D."
374
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,067
"D" for "Duck."
375
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,571
[mary] My deepest secret is as old as I. I was born with it.
376
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,406
a hideous, frightening affliction
377
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,975
common in southerners with too much inbreeding.
378
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,911
Dr. Kiski, I've come here
'cause I hear you're the best
Plastic surgeon in the world.
379
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,813
Thank god
You're in switzerland.
380
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,083
I couldn't hold my hair up high
If I had to deal with this
Embarrassment in the states.
381
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,486
Hope you haven't had lunch.
Mary cherry.
382
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,490
My daughter's a freak,
And I need you to fix it.
383
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,158
[mary] I was born with webbed hands and feet,
384
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,160
a great and terrible shame.
385
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,330
Dr. Kiski, as you can see,
386
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,966
So much for my dreams of my
Daughter being a hand model.
387
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,103
Twelve painful
Operations later,
388
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,906
And my hands were perfect
And satiny smooth.
389
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,442
What about your feet?
390
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,545
They remain a reminder
Of a hauntin' genetic flaw.
391
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:18,415
Despite years of pain
And experimental techniques,
392
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,420
They're still webbed.
393
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,422
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
394
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,929
Sorry.
395
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,197
Okay, then.
Moving on.
396
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:39,036
Um, "I've questioned
My sexuality!"
397
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,706
This secret is so shocking
And dirty birdy.
398
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:46,410
Is it you, spam?
Are you the one asking your
Subconscious if you're confused?
399
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,046
I saw you wearing flannel
Just yesterday.
400
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,548
Wait a minute.
401
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,017
Leave her alone.
402
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,890
It's me.
403
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,462
[nicole]
"I've questioned my sexuality!"
404
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:06,997
Lily, fess up.
405
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,170
My scarlet letter is "C."
406
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,140
"C" for "Confused."
407
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,243
[lily] It began about four months ago.
408
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:21,745
[lily crying]
409
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,582
I had a chance to lose my virginity,
410
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,484
and I failed.
411
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,320
Did harrison have
Bad breath, or...
412
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,423
[chuckles]
413
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,225
[sniffling, chuckling]
414
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,027
No.
415
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,062
He was minty-fresh.
416
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,201
I just chickened out.
417
00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:45,569
You were nervous.
418
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,805
I wasn't, though.
419
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,241
I just wasn't
Interested.
420
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,078
What's wrong with me?
421
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,580
Nothing.
422
00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:01,485
Nothing. It...
[sniffling]
423
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,655
Maybe you just
Don't have it in you.
424
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,123
I mean...
425
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,761
Maybe you like girls
Or something.
426
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,730
What?
427
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,765
Why would you say that?
428
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,366
I don't know.
429
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:22,139
Yeah, well, you know,
Maybe there's that
Sexuality scale,
430
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:25,909
With 10 being k.D. Lang
431
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,978
And 1 being gwyneth or...
432
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,748
[chuckles]
I'm no k.D., okay?
433
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:40,257
But if...
I turn out to be,
434
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,426
When I get older,
435
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,930
Would you think I was weird?
436
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:48,466
No.
437
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,067
I wouldn't.
438
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,503
[sighs, sniffles]
439
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:56,206
And you don't have to
Decide this tonight, lil.
440
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,809
I know.
441
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,011
I just...
442
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,114
I don't want
To keep hurting people...
443
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,816
Or myself.
444
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,054
I just... I feel kind of
Alone here, you know?
445
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,992
You're never alone
When I'm around.
446
00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:18,228
You know that.
447
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,072
[nicole]
Then what happened?
448
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:33,343
Nothing. It was innocent.
We didn't go any further.
449
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,780
I'm still trying
To figure it out,
450
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,115
And the thing is,
The other day
451
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,184
I saw this guy,
And he was really hot,
452
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,353
And I would totally
Make out with him.
453
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:46,090
So... I don't know.
454
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,893
I have to say
I've thought about it.
455
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,629
[snickering]
456
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:57,501
Carmen, what?
Just don't talk to me.
457
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,969
Okay? Just don't.
458
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,241
No, you know what?
I'm saying this.
459
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:08,078
This was my secret, too,
And you had no right to open
Your big fat mouth about it!
460
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,080
Carmen, it happened.
461
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,716
I am not like you.
462
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,919
I know what I want,
And it's certainly not women.
463
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:18,922
Boy, you guys have shared
A lot lately, haven't you?
464
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,024
I guess I wasn't
A good enough friend
465
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,428
To talk to about something
That informs your very identity.
466
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:27,998
Sam, it's not like you've been
Real available lately.
467
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,200
Up until recently,
The great brooke war
468
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,102
Pretty much consumed
All your time, so...
469
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:35,372
Okay, wait. Back to the
Lesbian part. Were there
Tongues involved here?
470
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,207
I am really hurt.
471
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:38,341
I am.
472
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:40,343
How did this
Become about you?
473
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,180
I feel betrayed, okay?
474
00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,182
I feel so...
475
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,784
Betrayed.
476
00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:48,786
Terribly, deeply betrayed.
477
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:51,521
So, for the last time,
478
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,591
Where did you get that tape?
479
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,859
Miss glass, we told you.
You gave us the tape.
480
00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,595
It's the lady ant tape.
481
00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:00,397
That's a lie!
You're out to get me!
482
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,833
I'm sorry.
483
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,137
I'm a little emotional.
484
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:10,173
You think I'm a sick joke,
Don't you? A folly.
485
00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:14,244
I feel, too, you know.
486
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:17,715
I may have the shoes of a man,
But I cry like a little girl.
487
00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:18,816
Miss glass?
488
00:25:18,884 --> 00:25:22,119
Sir, if we promise
Not to tell anyone about
489
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,486
Your secret,
Could we leave?
490
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,255
You can trust us.
491
00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:27,257
I trust no one.
492
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,559
I...
493
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,762
Need to think about
What to do here.
494
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,068
Okay, guys...
495
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,840
What is going on here?
496
00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:45,575
Brooke, I'm really beginning
To see your side in all this.
497
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:48,278
Must be really difficult
Living with someone
498
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,348
Who's so completely
Self-absorbed.
499
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,318
It is.
Lily, that is not
What this is about.
500
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,286
Feeling left out, sam?
Interesting...
501
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,655
How the revealed secrets
Have completely polarized
502
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,858
Your posse onto
Our side of the fence.
503
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:04,394
Hmm. Maybe that means
The grass is less "Judgy"
504
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:07,231
On our side.
505
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:10,433
Let's see if we can't tear apart
Your group some more.
506
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:14,437
Two secrets down, four to go.
It's only fair.
507
00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:15,906
"I did it again!"
508
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:16,974
Carmen,
509
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,709
Would that be
A painful reference
510
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,478
To your back-to-school
Shopping at wal-mart?
511
00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:23,280
It's me.
512
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,618
It's...
513
00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:29,687
It's my secret.
514
00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,358
My scarlet letter is...
515
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,059
"R."
516
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,061
"R" for "Rebound."
517
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,632
[brooke] josh had come over to my house
518
00:26:41,701 --> 00:26:43,767
after the sadie hawkins dance.
519
00:26:43,836 --> 00:26:46,303
he was upset; he just wanted to talk.
520
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:49,472
Mm. I'm so glad we're
Getting back together.
521
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,474
What did you just say?
522
00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:54,144
Nothing.
523
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:59,116
No. Josh, we are not...
524
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,617
Back together.
525
00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,524
Why did I do this?
526
00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:09,193
This is wrong.
527
00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,493
This is so...
528
00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,162
Wrong.
529
00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,433
This is not
What I want anymore.
530
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:17,768
This is...
531
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:19,770
How can I expect
To get anywhere
532
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:22,672
If I just keep taking
Two steps backwards?
533
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,042
Brooke, I love you.
534
00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:30,613
I... I know
You do, josh.
535
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,616
This is why I feel
So bad right now.
536
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,087
We've got to
Stop this.
537
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,389
I need to move on.
538
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,359
I... I think you should leave.
539
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:47,698
Um, what night did you say
This happened on again?
540
00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,466
After sadie hawkins.
541
00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:51,068
I don't believe this.
542
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,602
What?
543
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,809
Um...
544
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:00,844
The night that you
Were with josh,
545
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,045
Yeah?
546
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,713
I was with him, too.
547
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,119
Miss glass,
How did you get caught up
In something so sordid?
548
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,421
I ask myself
That question every day.
549
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:14,124
Maybe I should
Try answering it.
550
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:19,563
My scarlet letter is "L."
551
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,565
"L" for "Lonely lady."
552
00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,003
[miss glass] For years I'd ached for companionship,
553
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,670
for touch.
554
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:30,673
but that was a ship that had never come in for me.
555
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,376
sometimes on saturday nights,
556
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,611
I'd head over to my favorite restaurant, croutons,
557
00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:36,980
for a solitary lo-cal bite.
558
00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:40,283
love, or what I thought was love
559
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,285
came unexpectedly.
560
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,987
Ahhh.
561
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:51,428
Rrrr.
562
00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:57,567
[miss glass] I was but a fly,
563
00:28:57,636 --> 00:28:59,769
and he was both spider...
564
00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:01,138
and web.
565
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:04,741
[♪♪ tango]
566
00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:12,983
Rrrr!
567
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,053
[gulping]
568
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:20,690
♪♪ [tango continues]
569
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:48,151
[miss glass] At first we cuddled and watched the discovery channel.
570
00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:53,356
but I soon learned he was just using me for his perversions.
571
00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:56,426
godfrey didn't love me. he couldn't love me.
572
00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:58,528
he only wanted cruelty.
573
00:29:59,664 --> 00:30:02,532
and cruelty is what he got.
574
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,767
I tried to break away.
575
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,269
Couldn't.
576
00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:10,207
He threatened to turn me in,
577
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,842
Show the tapes to the p.T.A.,
Have me fired.
578
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,813
I'm sorry you boys
Had to see this.
579
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,815
So am I, bobbi glass.
580
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,384
Daddy's home.
581
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,389
[brooke] You couldn't
Have been with josh.
I don't believe you.
582
00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:33,296
My scarlet letter is "B."
583
00:30:33,365 --> 00:30:35,965
"B" for "Betrayer."
584
00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,435
[sam] Josh said he was upstairs returning cds,
585
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,971
the final breakup exchange.
586
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,507
we talked for an hour, then one thing led to another, and...
587
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,743
Okay, okay,
Wait, wait, wait.
Josh, stop.
588
00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:49,045
I can't do this with you.
589
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:51,915
This is wrong, josh.
590
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:57,420
Look, I may not
Like brooke sometimes,
591
00:30:57,489 --> 00:31:00,257
But she doesn't deserve this,
And neither do I.
592
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,394
I... I didn't mean
For things to get out of hand.
593
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,396
It's just been a rough night.
594
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,799
The truth of the matter is,
595
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:13,970
I realize we don't have a heck
Of a lot in common, do we?
596
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,308
So... What?
You're saying it's just...
597
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:20,510
Chemical. Yeah.
598
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,314
And... I want more than that.
599
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,383
I think you do, too.
600
00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:29,152
Well, I can't have what I want.
601
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,896
Thank you for not
Going over the line.
602
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,333
Lord, I've got the vapors.
603
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,703
That josh is just a gigolo!
604
00:31:46,771 --> 00:31:49,439
No, he isn't. He's probably
Just in a lot of pain,
605
00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:52,475
Trying to get comfort
Wherever he can.
606
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,477
Sam, look at the mirror.
607
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,213
If you're "I made out
With josh ford"...
608
00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:58,915
Then who's
"I'm dating josh ford"?
609
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,154
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
610
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:07,156
You dirty little home wrecker!
Nicole, how could you?
611
00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:11,294
Forget about carmen.
Let's eat her first
For punishment!
612
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,496
"Forget about carmen"?
613
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,498
Boy, that would be typical.
614
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:18,601
And very wrong.
615
00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,506
I'm the one who's
Dating josh ford now.
616
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,384
Wait a big fat minute.
617
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:37,487
You, carmen ferrara,
Social pond scum, are dating
618
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,656
Josh ford, the most
Popular guy in the school?
619
00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,658
Go ahead. Doubt me.
620
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,426
I doubt myself.
621
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:45,628
And I'm embarrassed about it.
622
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,633
My scarlet letter is "U."
623
00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:55,905
"U" for "Unworthy."
624
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,541
[carmen] It started after sadie hawkins.
625
00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,077
we danced and had a really great time.
626
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,146
the next day, we were talking, and...
627
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,582
I'm glad at the dance
We decided to get together
628
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,584
And practice for
This public speaking course.
629
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,487
I don't even know why
I signed up for this class.
630
00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:13,390
I just feel so lame
And dumb sometimes.
631
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,925
Please.
You're really good.
632
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:19,329
It's people that make me
Feel dumb sometimes.
633
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,464
Like brooke and sam.
634
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,134
My dad. Always my dad.
635
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,935
Yeah, well,
You know, um,
636
00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:29,005
People used to make me feel
Gross about myself, too.
637
00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:32,942
Until I just decided to stop
Caring what they thought.
638
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,213
Thank you, carmen.
639
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,447
For what?
640
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,016
For being the first person
641
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,652
To make me feel okay
About myself.
642
00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:45,488
[carmen] from that moment on, we were like this team.
643
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,991
us against people who didn't get us.
644
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,428
he told me stuff he'd never told anybody.
645
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:53,997
I swear, it's like we were [sighs]
646
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,131
instant soul mates.
647
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,234
Carmen?
648
00:33:57,302 --> 00:34:00,203
Do you want to go out sometime?
649
00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:11,080
[brooke]
When was this date
Supposed to happen?
650
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,585
Tonight.
[nicole scoffs]
Interesting.
651
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,888
If that's true, cupcake,
Then why would josh
Lock you in here today?
652
00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:21,991
For once in your life,
You're right, carmen.
You are unworthy.
653
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:25,928
Josh would never go out
With anyone like you. Okay.
654
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,165
She made that up.
On to my secret.
655
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,733
No big surprise here.
I went shopping with gwyneth.
656
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,201
It's not fair!
657
00:34:32,270 --> 00:34:34,871
How come everyone else's secrets
Are so much sexier than mine?
658
00:34:34,939 --> 00:34:38,841
Nicole, you pathetic
Little liar.
659
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,877
[carmen laughs]
Gwyneth is not
660
00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:42,879
Your secret.
661
00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:45,415
I know what
Your secret is.
662
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:51,721
I repeat: I went
Shopping with gwyneth.
663
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,957
I bumped into her
At jimmy choo's, and we
Fought over the last sling bag,
664
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,960
And I said to her,
"Take it, hon.
665
00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,062
I saw hush last night,
And consider this
A gesture of pity."
666
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,664
It's you I pity.
667
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:04,233
Josh talks to me.
'member?
668
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:09,372
He tells me his hopes
And mistakes.
669
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:14,611
So the way I see it is,
You've got two options, hon.
670
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,446
Either you spill,
671
00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:18,381
Or I'm gonna do it for you.
672
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,786
Okay.
673
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:25,555
I slept with josh.
674
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,531
I'm sorry
I tied you boys up.
675
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,367
Yeah, well,
Now you know how it feels.
676
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,502
Just keep picking
At the knots.
677
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,605
What do you think
He's gonna do with us?
678
00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,808
Yeah, that's right.
I got four of them here.
679
00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:48,778
Four fit specimens
For your underground white
Slavery operation. You dig?
680
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,980
Yes, I'll hold.
681
00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:56,519
Hold it right there,
Mr. Man! You're goin' down!
682
00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:59,856
One of you boys, quick like
A bunny, run for help.
683
00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:02,258
[nicole] I slept with josh.
684
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,926
josh.
685
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,928
My scarlet letter is "J."
686
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,064
"J" for "Jealous."
Thank you.
687
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,402
[nicole] It all began when I went to comfort josh
688
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:15,071
after brooke ruthlessly broke up with him.
689
00:36:15,139 --> 00:36:17,139
Josh, honey,
What's wrong?
690
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,075
She broke up with me.
691
00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:21,711
Ohhh. Shh.
692
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,614
It's gonna be okay.
She doesn't know
What she's giving up.
693
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,115
Brooke!
694
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:28,552
Mmm. I'm here.
695
00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:36,826
How could you do this to me?
You were supposed to be
My best friend!
696
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:38,528
You want to know the truth?
697
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:41,063
Oh, yeah, I do. Come on.
Bring it on, backstabber!
698
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:44,567
I didn't because I'm tired
Of being second place
699
00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:46,836
In your sweepstakes sweep
All the time.
700
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:50,407
I did it because, for once,
It didn't have to be
All about brooky.
701
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:53,743
I'm not gonna apologize
For stepping out of your shadow.
702
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,546
And you know what else?
703
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,648
It was good.
704
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,550
You bitch!
705
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:01,818
You guys, stop it!
706
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,421
Stop it.
Stop it! Stop it!
707
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:05,922
Listen to yourselves!
708
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,525
Why don't you turn your rage
Towards the real problem,
709
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:11,160
The person that
Caused all of this?
You guys.
710
00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:12,595
I need your help.
711
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,232
Really. Well, josh,
We need some answers.
712
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:19,436
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
713
00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:21,438
[grunting]
714
00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:24,240
What do you want us to do,
Teach? Slap him around a bit?
715
00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:26,308
Let him go.
What?
716
00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,377
But then he'll get away.
717
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:32,148
I am tired of hiding
In my own prison of shame.
718
00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:33,983
Let him go.
719
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,621
Um, hi.
720
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:41,958
Maybe you'd like
To reconsider this option.
721
00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:46,128
No. Go ahead. Turn the tapes
In to the school board.
Get me fired.
722
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,097
I don't care.
723
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:51,468
The fun is giving you
Sleepless nights.
724
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:55,037
If you don't care, there's
No point in ratting you out.
725
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:59,942
Guess I'll stay silent for now.
And lurking.
726
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,445
You're sick, you know that?
Thank you.
727
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,152
Miss bobbi glass? Sir?
728
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,722
We'll always have croutons.
729
00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:18,060
Mm!
730
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,396
What now, miss glass?
731
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:23,866
Well, first thing
On my to do list
732
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,569
Is to give you three brave boys
An automatic "A"
733
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,004
For the semester.
734
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:31,941
If, that is,
You can keep a little secret.
735
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:34,544
[chuckles]
Yeah.
736
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,247
What happened to josh?
737
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:41,684
Get out of there!
I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to be a ho!
738
00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,020
[all shouting]
739
00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:45,322
Get out of there!
740
00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:48,224
[shouting continues]
741
00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:52,595
Stop it! Stop it!
Leave him alone!
742
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,497
Oh, stop protecting him,
Darling!
743
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:57,567
You're not the only one
Who's nibbled off
That tired old snack.
744
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,802
We've all had our share.
745
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,372
Mary cherry,
What are you babbling about?
Oh.
746
00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:05,007
I'm no babblin' brooke, hon.
747
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,376
Just a lady
Who needs to fess up.
748
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:10,513
I lied about my secret.
749
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:13,783
It's actually more
Shockin' and scandalous
750
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,452
Than all yours combined.
751
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,821
I slept with josh, too.
752
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,222
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
And joe.
753
00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,024
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
754
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,627
At the same time.
[josh] Hey!
I'm not like that!
755
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,996
Shut your dirty
Whore mouth, player player!
756
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,331
Okay. Wait a minute.
Who the hell is joe?
757
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,302
But two menfolk could not
Satisfy my carnal cravings.
758
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:36,072
That's why lily...
♪♪ [suspenseful music]
759
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,907
Slept with us, too.
760
00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:40,576
I did not!
761
00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,712
Stop lyin', li'l lily!
762
00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,046
You loved it!
763
00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,381
[screaming]
764
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,819
Mary cherry,
You are a total liar!
765
00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,388
I hate lies,
And I hate you!
766
00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:55,191
Oh, give me...
Just give me a minute!
767
00:39:55,259 --> 00:39:56,726
What?
768
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:58,728
Stop tryin' to kiss me, lily.
769
00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,597
[screeching]
770
00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:02,732
[brooke]
Okay, that's it! No!
771
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:04,100
Lily! Lily!
772
00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:07,136
No! Nooo!
773
00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:09,371
All right!
Stop it!
774
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,508
Okay. We obviously need
To take another lady time!
775
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:15,678
Oh, my god. We're out.
Thanks, brooke, you hog!
776
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,214
That's it!
I'm taking you to the mat!
777
00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:20,283
[yelling]
778
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:22,752
Oh, my god!
This is how it ends.
779
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:26,255
Trapped in this hellhole
Restroom, out of food,
780
00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:27,891
Out of oxygen!
781
00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:31,227
We're gonna die in here.
We're gonna die!
782
00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:34,697
[yelling]
783
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,866
What the hell
Is going on in here?
784
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,101
Is that blood on the mirror?
785
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,438
[harrison]
Where's josh?
786
00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:44,373
Wait...
We took care of him
Once and for all.
787
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,443
Uh-huh.
Yeah, come on, pal.
788
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:49,746
[harrison]
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
789
00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:51,814
I... We... The guys.
We just wanted to help.
790
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,816
[mary] We made
A meal out of josh.
791
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,818
Now it's your turn!
792
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,921
[harrison]
That's it.
793
00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:02,625
Just... Just helping.
That's all. Okay?
794
00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:05,928
You guys,
Before we hurt harrison,
795
00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,096
Look.
796
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,501
We're free.
797
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,837
I feel like
We went through a war.
798
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,173
Y'all, call me crazy...
799
00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:20,276
Crazy.
But I don't want to go.
800
00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:23,345
I just... Feel so safe
With y'all in here.
801
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:26,215
It's weird, huh? Even though
We kind of freaked out,
802
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,784
The whole experience was...
803
00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:29,886
Cathartic.
Yeah.
804
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,621
I feel like we ripped those
Scarlet letters off our chests
And flushed them.
805
00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:37,494
Thank you, joe, for making this
Lady time share-in possible.
806
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,195
[josh] No problem.
807
00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:40,596
You know what?
808
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,733
It was a real refreshing course
In boundaries 101.
809
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,935
Thank you.
Hey, what time is it?
810
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,804
It's almost 8:00.
811
00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,673
We still have time
To call our parents
812
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,509
And tell them we're okay
And go out for some pizza.
813
00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:54,944
Forget the slices.
814
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,179
Let's mosey on over
To croutons.
815
00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,315
They've got
An ambrosia salad
I'd kill for.
816
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:00,316
Ugh.
817
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:02,251
Come on, li'l lily.
818
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,255
Um, josh, I think we're gonna
Need to reschedule that date.
Quack, wait up.
819
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,124
You know what?
What?
820
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,627
You were right when you said
That if we all got into a room
And communicated,
821
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:13,462
We can be friends.
Yeah.
822
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,531
Oh, nic.
823
00:42:14,599 --> 00:42:16,566
One more thing.
824
00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,935
I never want
To talk to you again.
825
00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:26,843
♪ all we have to see ♪
826
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,978
♪ is that I don't belong to you ♪
827
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,680
[josh]
Are they gone?
828
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,215
[harrison]
Let's give it a minute,
Just to be safe.
829
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:34,984
♪ freedom ♪
830
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,619
♪ oh, oh, freedom ♪
831
00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:39,721
♪ my freedom ♪
832
00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:41,123
No food?
833
00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,292
No oxygen?
We're gonna die here.
834
00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:44,727
We're gonna die!
835
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,329
[pounding]
Come on!
836
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,564
Let's us out of here!
This isn't funny!
837
00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,833
♪ freedom ♪
838
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,935
♪ you've got to give for what you take ♪
839
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:56,138
♪ give for what you take ♪
840
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,740
♪ yeah ♪
841
00:43:00,678 --> 00:43:04,313
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
842
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:07,917
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
843
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:11,554
♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
844
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:14,690
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
845
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:20,997
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
846
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,938
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
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