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♪♪ [humming]
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Mom, we have cinemax.
We don't need to discuss sex.
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Sam's right, for once.
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With books, the internet,
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Li'l kim videos,
We're really educated.
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I know. But there's a lot
Of information out there,
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But no guide.
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I am not one of those parents
That lives in denial.
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Please be one
Of those parents.
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I know that this is
Uncomfortable for you guys.
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I feel awkward, too,
But we're gonna do it,
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Because one of you, and I am
Not pointing any fingers...
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But one of you is
Thinking about doing it...
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If not already doing it.
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Now, I thought
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That it was bad in my time--
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The sexual revolution, the pill.
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But today
It's even worse.
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I can't flip on the radio
Without hearing
That new loli-pop song.
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"Be my petting zoo"?
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"Pet my silky fur"?
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Is this
Really happening?
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Yeah, I think it is.
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Jane, I really appreciate
Your... Caring.
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But I pride myself
On my judgment.
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And so do I.
And so did I, girls.
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But despite that,
My first time was horrible.
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I know all
About the hype,
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But I wasn't ready
For the emotion.
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Sex is more than
Just physicality.
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Sex is the ultimate
Emotional connection.
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And it doesn't mean a damn
Unless at the end,
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You wanna roll over
And talk to that person.
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Unfortunately, I can't teach you
About the emotional side of sex.
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That's learned as you go.
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But I can get rid of your
Fears about the plumbing.
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So today I picked up
Some literature,
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And it would be super if we
Can start by reviewing it.
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Does everyone know
The purpose and the origin
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Of the labia majora?
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♪ think it over once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪
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Come on. Pet me.
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♪ met you at the zoo that day
And, boy, you were so fine ♪
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♪ despite smell of animal poop
I wish that you were mine ♪
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♪ oh, baby, baby ♪
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♪ don't worry about it
Come on, don't be scared ♪
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♪ the hours we would pet the
Beasts in their filthy lair ♪
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♪ watched you pet the zebra, the
Stripes are smooth like felt ♪
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♪ but in the dark I felt a spark
And wished you'd pet my pelt ♪
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♪ be my petting zoo ♪
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♪ pet my silky fur ♪
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♪ you don't have to feed me or give me rabies shots ♪
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[computer alerts]
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"Do you ever think
About sex?" yo!
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My girl gwyneth and I are
On the same page today.
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"Constantly.
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It's all anyone
At school talks about."
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"I know. I feel like this
Immense pressure to lose it."
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Yo, she wants
To kick it hard-core.
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"Me, too,
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"And what's worse is the guys
On the team make me feel
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Like such an outsider
'cause I have no experience."
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"Cheerleaders do
The same thing.
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"They make me feel like a loser
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Just 'cause I'm the only
Virgin on the squad."
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"You're a cheerleader?"
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"Yeah. I am blond
And very athletic."
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"Sounds like you have
No problem finding a guy."
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"Sure, but the right
Guy is hard.
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"I want someone
I can be real with...
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"The way we are.
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So, what do you look like?"
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"Tall, dark,
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Built like a quarterback."
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"Maybe we should meet sometime?"
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♪ you don't have to feed me ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
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♪ all I require all I desire ♪
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♪ is your hands on me a lot ♪
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Loli-pop's number one
Smash single
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Has single-handedly
Put me in touch
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With my own
Sizzling sexuality.
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Loli-pop rocks.
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And I love cat food.
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This loli-pop phenomenon
Is horrifying.
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Don't you think
It's sending out
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A completely irresponsible
Message about sex?
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"Be promiscuous and be cool."
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I'm taking action.
I am passing out condoms.
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You can't do that.
Why?
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It's against school policy.
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Oh, what is that?
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They were giving out these
Petting zoo heads at tower
Records as a promotion.
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They're sort of wacky.
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Who could ever imagine
That this little rubber guy
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Could possibly save my life
And yet ruin it?
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What happened?
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My mom found this in my drawer.
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So we had the big o''
Birds-and-bees talk
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Right in front of brooke.
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She even included her.
I was so creeped out.
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Sam, I feel your pain and all.
But why do you need a condom?
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Saving up
For a rainy day? Well?
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Excuse me. Here. Take this.
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You need it
More than she does.
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Sam, now that we're
Living together,
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Do me a tiny favor.
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Please don't leave your wishful
Thinking sexual aids around.
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Parents always find them,
And there's always the big talk.
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You may need it,
But it's old hat to me.
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What are you insinuating,
That I need the education?
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Please, I'm more than informed.
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I actually wasn't
Insinuating anything,
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Other than the fact that
You don't have a boyfriend.
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I may not have a boyfriend,
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But at least I don't have
An empty relationship.
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What does that mean?
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Doesn't take a genius
To figure out
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You and josh are the menudo
Of couples-- interchangeable.
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For your information, old maid,
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We connect on every level.
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When's the last time
You even went out on a date?
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Not exactly
Reeling 'em in, are you?
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Trust me. I could bring home
A boyfriend in a second.
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Hey, sis.
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I have this great idea.
You up for a little bet?
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Lady luck's
Firmly on my side.
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Great.
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You have by the end
Of the week to prove to me
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That you can land
A boyfriend.
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And you can't pay for him.
Fabulous.
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And you have till
The end of the week
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To prove you and josh are more
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Than just the
Jock-slash-cheerleader couple
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Standing on shallow ground.
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How am I supposed
To prove that?
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How about debuting him somewhere
Other than the football field
Or your bedroom?
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You're on?
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Oh. And to make it
Worth my while,
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The loser has to publicly
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And horrifyingly join
Knees together.
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But... That's
The abstinence club.
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Only sexual illiterates
Are in that club.
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Fitting for you,
Don't you think?
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You're on.
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I've looked it up in
The administration guidebook,
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And all I need is permission
From a health administrator
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And I can pass out condoms.
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- can I have your blessing?
- sorry, troublemaker.
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I'm sucking the mercury
Right out of your
Rule-breaking thermometer.
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See, I've taken
The temperature
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Of your little pro-sex plan
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And I'm throwing down
A big ol' tub of ice chips.
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I am not pro-sex.
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I'm pro-responsibility.
This is insane.
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Why doesn't the school
Pass out condoms?
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Because that would
Be promoting sex.
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If I were to put out
A bucket of raincoats
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On the desk there,
Guess what happens.
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I get calls of outrage
From very upset parents,
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Saying,
"Hey, nurse jessie glass,
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"Your job is to throw sawdust
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On piles of corridor vomit."
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Don't you get it?
Teenagers are gonna have sex
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No matter what
Authority figures say.
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If you won't let me
Pass out condoms,
What are the alternatives?
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I say do what works for me.
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Stay home on friday nights,
Pet the cats,
And watch providence.
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Be very clear.
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If I catch you distributing
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Sausage wrappers in my school,
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Your disrespectful little
Booty's gonna get cramps
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From a long spell in detention.
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So you smoothed out a few
Of the rough edges. Big deal.
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When you guys
Were in the chat room,
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Did you hit
On something real?
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Man, like jada and will.
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Then you got to meet her,
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'cause everything else
Is just superficial crap.
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Why do you think brooke
And I have lasted so long?
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Dude, 'cause you both
Look like models.
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No. It's because
We have that connection.
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When you connect, sugar,
It's all that matters. Right?
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Yeah.
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All right.
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♪ see how the butterfly touches down ♪
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♪ shattering the endless fear without a sound ♪
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♪ butterfly ♪
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[brooke's voice] when's the last time you even went out on a date?
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not exactly reeling 'em in, are you?
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Leo, what are you doing here?
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Well, I, uh...
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Here's the 4-1-1,
Nosy butt-face.
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Leo here's a broke dreamer
Looking for direction
In his life.
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To make money
Until he finds his way,
He's offering tennis lessons.
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Any sport with love in it
Is a sport at which he excels.
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We can't wait to smack
Your tennis balls around
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On the court, leo.
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[smacking lips]
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Hey, sammie.
You should really sign up.
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With an experienced teacher,
It's totally painless.
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♪ be my petting zoo ♪
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♪ pet my silky fur ♪
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♪ you don't have to feed me ♪
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♪ or give me rabies shots ♪
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♪ all I require
All I desire ♪
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♪ is your hand... ♪
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Um, I'm kind of busy now,
You know?
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Think about it.
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A little exercise
Does a body good.
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♪ wish I had a photograph of everyone I knew ♪
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Who do you think you're fooling?
He's not gonna date a sophomore.
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♪ the pictures on the windowsills and mirrors in my room ♪
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♪ would celebrate the life in everything ♪
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♪ we are here and we are breathing ♪
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♪ let the spirit take you where it leads ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
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Hey, harrison.
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Guess who I've been on the phone
With for the past hour.
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The crusading
Spirit of gandhi.
No.
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The president of
Everybody's doing it condoms.
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He offered up what I asked for.
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Over 1,000 love gloves
To distribute at my discretion.
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Finally, activism I can support.
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You know you're
Gonna get detention.
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Not if I'm clever
And resourceful.
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That's how
You beat the system.
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You do magic tricks, right?
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Why?
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Carm?
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Honey, what's wrong?
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She watched
sleepless in seattle again.
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So sue me
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If I want a little mystery
And meggie romance.
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You know what's
A mystery to me?
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Chicks.
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I hang out with them.
I just never get 'em.
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What is it? Am I so
Horrifying to look at?
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I get zits and stuff,
But I'm still a good guy.
249
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,578
Maybe you're just
Trying too hard.
250
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,747
I just think
That girls want guys
251
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,450
Not so available.
252
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,952
Sick but true.
253
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,321
Sammie, that's
Really great advice.
254
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,257
But if you're so knowledgeable
About sex and romance,
255
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,759
Why aren't you out there
Getting a boyfriend?
256
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,130
You're right.
257
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,432
You're absolutely right,
Harrison.
258
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,701
If I want a boyfriend,
259
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,704
I'll just have
To sign up for one.
260
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,006
Excuse me.
261
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,945
Wait. Are they giving
Them away somewhere?
262
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:08,946
Hey, josh.
263
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,681
Hey, what's up, baby?
264
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,151
Listen, um...
265
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,987
I don't think
We're connecting.
266
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,690
But I think I have
An idea how we can.
267
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,297
[grunting]
268
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,909
I always suspected
You were part camel.
269
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,979
I worked out, brooke.
270
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,748
You know, you should try
A little exercise,
271
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,016
Other than your empty
Thighmaster presses
272
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,486
In the backseat
Of josh's car.
273
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,788
[jane]
Hey, girls.
274
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:51,990
Jane.
275
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,458
Are you and daddy busy
On friday night?
276
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,859
Here.
Uh... Thanks.
277
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,461
I don't think so. Why?
278
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,730
It'd be nice to have
Josh over for dinner.
279
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,165
My boyfriend.
280
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,866
We talked about it.
281
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,869
He wants to come over
And become part of the family.
282
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,505
You know, communicate,
283
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,507
Discuss world events, bond.
284
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,742
[jane]
Well, that's great.
285
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:15,246
That's great.
Sam, you busy friday night?
286
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:20,118
Uh... Actually, mom,
I am busy. I got a date.
287
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,052
You're dating someone.
288
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,855
Wow. Who's the mystery man?
289
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,657
Why don't I see
290
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:30,128
If I can jiggle our schedules
For friday so you can meet him?
291
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,596
We'll join you
For dinner, brooke.
292
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,599
Sounds like a blast.
293
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,240
Time for sugar daddy
To get real...
294
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,807
And connect.
295
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,547
"Let's do it. Let's meet."
296
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,286
"How about tonight?"
297
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,691
Knees together.
298
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,726
It's all about abstinence,
299
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,728
The only way
To prevent the misery
300
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,398
That walks hand in hand
With knockin' boots.
301
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,899
Who's with me?
302
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,306
♪ met you at the zoo that day, and, boy, you were so fine ♪
303
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,042
♪ despite smell of animal poop I wish that you were mine ♪
304
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,445
Petting zoo promotion rocks.
305
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,181
Have sex with it.
306
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,582
It's a poodle.
307
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,116
Yes.
308
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,986
Have sex with it.
309
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,890
Get your
Petting zoo balloons!
310
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,726
What do you think
You're doing here?
311
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,828
These are part
Of a loli-pop promotion.
312
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:41,199
I am the president of the
Kennedy high loli-pop fan club.
313
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:45,703
Think you're pretty smart here,
Don't you, sister?
314
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:49,607
These are not
Petting zoo balloons.
315
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,642
These are condoms,
316
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,645
Sculpted into toys
In a transparent attempt
317
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,181
To skirt regulations.
318
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,685
Oh! Wow! Neat.
319
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,022
Do you guys do
Birthday parties, too?
320
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,357
You do realize that
Condoms have other uses.
321
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,559
Wow, nicole.
I'm impressed.
322
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,629
You recognize these as condoms
While totally sober.
323
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,498
Let me give you
A little bit of advice,
324
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,000
Girl to stick figure.
325
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,336
Endorse something you
Know a little about.
326
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:21,171
If you're looking
For a worthy cause,
I suggest breast implants.
327
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,208
Your boyish figure
Is absolutely chilling.
328
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,712
Mr. John, miss esposito,
You're going down.
329
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,884
Does this make
Any sense to you?
330
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,886
I guess.
331
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,888
Actually, not really, brooke.
332
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,759
I think our relationship
Is going great.
333
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,062
I think you don't need
To necessarily talk to somebody
334
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,331
All the time to communicate.
335
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,533
I think it's cool
That I found someone
336
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,870
I can hold hands with
In silence sometimes.
337
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,107
You may find it freaky,
But I find it comforting.
338
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,809
Josh, what I'm trying
To say is...
339
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,711
Is... That I think
340
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,748
That there's something
Deeper lacking here.
341
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,784
I need to feel rooted with you
And communicate,
342
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,654
Not only physically,
But on all kinds of levels--
343
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,955
Mentally, spiritually.
344
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,991
Josh, I want you
To be my family,
345
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,027
And to do that,
You need to be a part of it.
346
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:21,031
Well, I wanna make this work.
So I'm coming to the dinner.
347
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,101
Great. Great.
348
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:26,036
We've got a few hours
Before we dine with the fam.
349
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,905
Let's prepare by reviewing
350
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:31,309
The current events
Conversation connection guide
I made for you.
351
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,344
Number one.
352
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:37,214
"Hey, brooke, jane,
Mr. Mcqueen, sam.
353
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,817
"How about
That kosovo situation?
354
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,519
Crazy, huh?"
355
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,155
One more time.
356
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,358
This is the most wacked
Detention I ever heard of.
357
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,428
Nah. It makes sense.
358
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,197
She knows if she put us in
Regular study hall detention,
359
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,234
We'd just
Pass out spermicides.
360
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,469
I hate nicole.
361
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,804
Stupid, li'l. You're not boyish.
362
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,842
Yeah? Then how else do you
Explain my perpetual singleness?
363
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:08,779
Could it be your intensity
And constant crusading
364
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,848
Create a wall
That keeps guys out?
365
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,517
Hmm. I wonder.
366
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,419
I'm not exactly the guy
367
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,555
You should be asking about
Your romantic problems.
368
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,524
I'm perpetual single dude,
Remember?
369
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,494
God, why can't this whole
370
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,563
Sexual initiation thing
371
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,832
Be as easy as talking to you?
372
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,366
I know.
373
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,502
What a relief that would be.
374
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,137
If you could remove
The emotional uncertainty
375
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,506
From the equation
376
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,709
And not feel you
Were gonna be judged.
377
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,511
Is this possible?
378
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,880
Maybe.
379
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,915
If you skip
The wining and dining
380
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,185
And went straight to friendship.
381
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:51,522
Isn't that where
Relationships lead anyway?
382
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,457
So...
383
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,527
If an activist and her...
384
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,462
Activist in-training...
385
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,365
That would be me. Yeah.
386
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:06,036
Were curious and...
387
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,072
Wanted to see
What sex would be like...
388
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:14,011
Then they should choose
A first-time partner
389
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,346
Who's...
390
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,147
A friend.
391
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:23,621
I'm not doing
Anything tonight. Are you?
392
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,863
Let's review
A few of the basics,
393
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,498
Starting
With your backhand.
394
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,733
Okay?
395
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,767
That's good.
396
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,869
Okay?
397
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,771
Just let it flow.
398
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,041
Back and forth.
399
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,443
Back and forth.
400
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,611
Have you heard
That new loli-pop song?
401
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,680
Who hasn't at this point?
402
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,416
Sex in the air, huh?
403
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:56,787
Remember back in the day,
Pressures to do it were huge.
404
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,724
Bend your knees a little bit.
405
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,928
S-so when did you...
406
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,428
Lose my innocence?
407
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,430
Mm-hmm.
408
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,931
I was your age.
409
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,867
Lost it here on this court.
410
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,635
How was it?
411
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,572
Ah, it was great and hot.
412
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,277
We had candles
And rose petals and pillows.
413
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,279
It was a total
Marrakesh experience.
414
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,747
You never forget
Your first time.
415
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,950
Are you doing
Anything for dinner?
You wanna grab a bite?
416
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,052
I'm sorry, sammie. I can't.
417
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,322
I'm going out with a few
Of my college dropout buds.
418
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,125
Let's practice some lunges.
419
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,901
Sam, you okay?
420
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,936
I think I sprained my ankle.
421
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,104
Call an ambulance?
422
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,339
No. I just need to get home.
423
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,643
How are you gonna do that
If you can't walk?
424
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,349
I just wanna say
How great it is
425
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:02,052
Eating as a family.
426
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,757
I agree. This hummus rocks,
Ms. Mcpherson.
427
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,091
Thanks.
428
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,628
Where is sam?
429
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,163
Maybe she got tied up
At the newspaper.
430
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,365
Maybe she's still looking
For a boyfriend.
431
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,168
Boy, am I hungry.
432
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:19,437
Let's eat.
433
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,258
Oh!
434
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:42,392
Ow!
435
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,027
Well.
436
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:47,665
Sam, you... You look great
In that dress. Is it new?
437
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,366
[brooke]
I bought it yesterday.
438
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,835
I haven't had a chance
To wear it yet.
439
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,237
Leo, it's been so long
Since I've seen you.
440
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,473
You can't stay for dinner?
441
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,842
I, um...
442
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,850
Well, it does smell good.
443
00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:10,587
And any time I get
To spend with sam is cool.
444
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:13,891
So, uh, I'd love to.
445
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,994
If... It's okay
With you, sam.
446
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,430
Absolutely.
447
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,499
[jane]
Well, that's great.
448
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,201
Okay.
449
00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:26,203
Let's begin.
450
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,047
So, leo,
451
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:40,884
How long have you and
Sammie been going out?
452
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,953
It's just so exciting.
453
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,555
Well...
454
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,190
Two days.
455
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,626
We're a young romance.
456
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,564
So, you two are...
457
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,033
We've known each other
A long time
458
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,637
From back in the day when we
Used to play batman together.
459
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,775
Oh, gosh. Sam, I don't
Mean to be vulgar,
460
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,445
But aren't you worried about
You and leo's age difference?
461
00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:09,212
There's a whole generation gap,
462
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,783
Not to mention, leo,
The jailbait problem.
463
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,251
Jane.
464
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,588
I speak for jane
And myself when I...
465
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,690
Exactly how old are you, leo?
466
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,291
Well, sir, uh,
467
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,394
Old enough to know that
I have to act responsibly.
468
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,168
So, josh, is this
Your first time here?
469
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,738
No. I've been here
Lots of times.
470
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,641
No. I mean, in a room
Without pillows.
471
00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:45,448
So, how about that, uh, kosovo
Thing going on over there?
472
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:46,616
Crazy, huh?
473
00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:56,994
"I will be carrying
A lime green bag."
474
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:58,195
"Great,
475
00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:01,331
And I'll be in a silver tie."
476
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:16,446
Fake?
477
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,983
Virgin?
478
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:23,353
- yeah.
- hooker?
479
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,457
Can you pay for the room?
480
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,864
There you go.
481
00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:50,648
Bye, brooke.
482
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,384
Mom. Mike.
483
00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:56,086
You have a curfew, young lady.
484
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,587
I know.
485
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:59,589
Should I, uh,
Carry you back?
486
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:05,395
Oh, uh... No. I think
The swelling's gone down.
487
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,866
Mm-hmm.
488
00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:11,101
Well, her swelling
Made have gone down,
489
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,903
But his is just beginning.
490
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,404
Janie, where you going?
491
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:19,109
I'm going to the store to buy
Some after-dinner mints.
492
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,578
I'm going to stop them.
493
00:26:20,646 --> 00:26:22,913
We trust our daughters,
Remember?
494
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:26,049
I don't... On this issue.
I don't trust her.
495
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,151
And I never will.
496
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:30,921
I don't trust her
Because I was her once.
497
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:34,357
And you didn't listen to a word
Your parents had to say.
498
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,294
[sighs]
It's so hard.
499
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,964
Well, nobody ever said
It was gonna be easy.
500
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:45,769
So, um, tonight
Went okay, I think.
501
00:26:47,572 --> 00:26:49,272
What are you thinking?
502
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,309
I'm, um, thinking
503
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:55,813
That maybe we're going
About this the wrong way.
504
00:26:55,881 --> 00:27:00,017
I think maybe
To achieve real intimacy,
505
00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:02,285
We need to have...
506
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:04,754
Real intimacy.
507
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:53,831
Hey.
508
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:55,498
Sorry I'm late.
509
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:58,068
I was experimenting
With non-boyish hairstyles.
510
00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,536
It paid off.
511
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,773
Um, can I come in?
512
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,343
Right. Sorry.
513
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:12,249
See, I know you.
This is supposed to be easy.
514
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,583
Uh-huh.
515
00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,687
Okay.
516
00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,392
Harrison.
517
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,263
This is...
518
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,464
Wow.
519
00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,266
Something to drink?
520
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:32,735
I know you like jamba juice,
So I just brought it all.
521
00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:34,805
Aloha pineapple razzmatazz.
522
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:39,042
I've always been a sucker
For peach pleasure.
523
00:29:50,655 --> 00:29:52,522
A toast.
524
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,391
Okay.
525
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,658
To...
526
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,895
Feeling incredibly
Awkward here.
527
00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,430
Yeah. I'll drink to that.
528
00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:16,280
You know what
I've always wanted to say?
529
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:19,249
I think I should slip
Into something more comfortable.
530
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,652
You've done this before,
Haven't you?
531
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,004
Hey.
532
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,173
Hey.
533
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,876
You look, uh...
You look pretty in that.
534
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,610
What material is that?
535
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:51,014
Oh, it's flannel pajamas.
536
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:54,384
I thought you usually slept
In those slinky silk numbers.
537
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,420
That's what you've
Usually worn...
538
00:30:56,488 --> 00:30:57,487
Before?
539
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:58,889
Yeah, I know.
540
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,958
I wore those
Because I was trying hard.
541
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,062
From now on, we should
Just be how we really are
542
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,697
And not work at it so much.
543
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,032
Okay.
544
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:11,934
Okay.
545
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:20,543
Uh...
546
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:21,878
What?
547
00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:24,081
I'm nervous.
548
00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:26,349
After all this waiting,
549
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,218
I'm totally terrified.
550
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,552
Why?
551
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,655
I've never felt closer
To anybody in my life
552
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,858
Than I do to you.
553
00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:36,959
Do you feel that way, too?
554
00:31:38,797 --> 00:31:41,063
I want to.
555
00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:42,999
That's why we're here.
556
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,987
Miss mcpherson.
557
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:05,488
Yes?
558
00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:07,924
May I kiss you?
559
00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:21,338
I was hoping for
A little lower than that.
560
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,941
Yeah, I know.
561
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:28,078
That's what we need
To talk about.
562
00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:31,481
There was something going on
With you and brooke tonight.
563
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,017
We had this bet.
564
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:37,887
She had to prove
565
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,724
That her relationship
Was more than physical.
566
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,161
And I had to prove...
567
00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:46,829
That you could
Get a boyfriend.
568
00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:51,268
You can, sam.
It just can't be me.
569
00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:54,671
At least not
Until we move beyond
This whole jailbait thing.
570
00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,673
I might dig on you now,
571
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,809
The next thing I know
I'm in county lockup.
572
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:04,381
I lied to you...
About losing my virginity.
573
00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,383
You...
574
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:09,052
You did it in
The backseat of a car.
575
00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,288
Nope. Here.
576
00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:15,192
But there were no pillows,
Rose petals, or candles.
577
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,860
Just a blanket and two
People that got it on
578
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:20,797
Before they even knew
Each other's last names.
579
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,933
The thing is,
580
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,470
Relationships have
To develop naturally.
581
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:30,473
You force one,
It's doomed from the start.
582
00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,213
Yeah.
583
00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:46,523
Harrison, I'm sorry.
584
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,525
I can't do this.
585
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:51,694
What?
586
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,431
Um... Say that again.
587
00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:02,705
I don't know.
588
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:05,942
In theory
It all made sense, but...
589
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,944
You were right about me.
590
00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:10,480
I do put up walls.
591
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:13,983
And the problem is,
On the other side of the wall,
592
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,718
I see a friend.
593
00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:20,757
Yeah, well, that's
Why we're here. Right?
594
00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:24,927
Yeah. But it's also why
We can't go through with this.
595
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,563
You're my friend.
596
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:30,200
And... And you were
Worried sex might ruin that?
597
00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:35,004
No. I mean that's
How I look at you.
598
00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:42,245
You're...
599
00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:44,648
You're not attractive to me?
600
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,255
If you're honest
With yourself,
601
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:55,658
You'll realize that that's
How you feel about me, too.
602
00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:59,196
Totally.
603
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:01,631
Yeah, I think you
May be right.
604
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,534
I mean, yeah, definitely.
605
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:10,072
I know that there's
Somebody out there for you,
606
00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,541
For both of us.
607
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,711
Don't you think it's better
If we wait for the right person?
608
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,446
Yeah, absolutely.
609
00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:19,949
Okay.
610
00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:22,619
Can we just, um,
611
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:25,822
Go to the diner and grab
A plate of curly fries?
612
00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:27,157
My treat.
613
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:33,296
Nah. I should clean up,
Check out, that sort of thing.
614
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,499
Okay.
615
00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:39,035
♪ you're here with me ♪
616
00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:43,072
♪ I'll hold you forever ♪
617
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:47,510
♪ naturally ♪
618
00:35:47,579 --> 00:35:51,313
♪ so if we're meant to be together ♪
619
00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:54,484
♪ fate will lead me back to you ♪
620
00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:58,087
♪ I've always had this strange sensation ♪
621
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,624
♪ with every choice I made each day ♪
622
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:06,363
♪ I never ever should have let you walk away ♪
623
00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:09,366
Josh.
624
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:12,502
You awake?
625
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,907
Josh.
626
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,777
♪ I found you again ♪
627
00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:24,514
♪ I've searched the world over ♪
628
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:27,417
♪ and you're here with me ♪
629
00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:31,554
♪ I'll hold you forever ♪
630
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:35,792
♪ naturally ♪
631
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,962
♪ I want to thank you ♪
632
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:42,365
♪ for coming to me ♪
633
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:46,035
♪ gonna love you ♪
634
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:50,106
♪ endlessly ♪
635
00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:53,410
♪ tear memories up ♪
636
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:56,045
♪ but I can pretend ♪
637
00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:59,716
Hey. Uh, s.D., can we rap?
638
00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:05,421
Um...
639
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:08,057
Okay, uh...
640
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,659
This is hard.
641
00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:13,262
Lime green purse,
642
00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,631
Silver tie.
643
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,234
It's me. I'm gwyneth2187.
644
00:37:21,005 --> 00:37:23,172
You? Why are you playin' me?
645
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,807
I'm not. I'm not.
646
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:27,176
I just wanted
To explain, and...
647
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,612
I know that I shouldn't
Have stood you up.
648
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:33,215
I just didn't wanna
Embarrass both of us.
649
00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:36,653
But then I realized...
I feel horrible
650
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:39,923
Because I know I would
Have been really hurt.
651
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,257
I'm sorry.
652
00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:43,960
Yo, why are you
Making this harder?
653
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:48,732
Don't you think I wish
That I could've been that guy?
654
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,601
Do you know hard it was
For me to show up,
655
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:54,437
Knowing that
I was gonna be found out?
656
00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:59,842
Well, it was hard
For me to show up, too.
657
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,179
And what's so stupid
Is I keep thinking
658
00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:05,181
That I'm beyond this point.
659
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:08,951
I mean, are we really
That bad off
660
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:11,854
That we need to pretend
To be people that we're not?
661
00:38:13,357 --> 00:38:15,291
I think most people pretend.
662
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,595
Da-kidd and gwyneth
Kept it real.
663
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:23,265
Yeah. Yeah.
664
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:25,969
And... There's no reason
665
00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:28,705
Why they can't
Still be friends
666
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:31,273
And keep it real online.
667
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:36,446
That'd be tight, carmen.
668
00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:42,519
Can I have a chip? Thanks.
669
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,131
You gonna eat that apple?
670
00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:02,505
I decided to leave
Vegetarianism behind.
671
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:05,074
I'm gonna be
A fruitatarian.
672
00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:07,544
Where do you
Think up this stuff?
673
00:39:07,612 --> 00:39:10,412
I don't know.
674
00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:19,488
Look, I, um... I forgot to tell
You something the other night.
675
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:25,294
You have really fabulous teeth.
676
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:32,569
Told ya.
677
00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:35,537
Come on.
678
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,439
I don't understand
What I did wrong.
679
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,709
You didn't do anything wrong.
680
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,745
Joshie, you're not wrong.
681
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:45,114
I'm not wrong.
It's just that...
682
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:48,618
I thought... I thought...
683
00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:51,087
Finally doing it,
684
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:54,490
Getting as intimate
As we could physically...
685
00:39:56,494 --> 00:39:58,595
Would maybe fix
All the other stuff.
686
00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:01,197
But after we did it and...
687
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,134
You fell asleep.
688
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:07,870
So what you're saying
Is I failed.
689
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,807
I'm the one
Who dropped the ball.
690
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:14,210
I'm the one who doesn't
Connect as deep as I should.
691
00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:20,450
Well, you're wrong, brooke.
God, you're so wrong.
692
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:23,820
Just because we're breaking up
Doesn't mean we still
Can't be friends.
693
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,722
I love you, brooke.
694
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:28,290
You're the first thing
I think about in the morning
695
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:31,060
And you're the last thing
I see at night.
696
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:33,863
I've waited for you.
697
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,533
The other night
Wasn't sleazy,
698
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,734
And I didn't leave.
699
00:40:37,802 --> 00:40:40,136
I mean, I shared with you
700
00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,705
The most precious thing
That there is.
701
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:47,276
And I'm sorry
You didn't feel connected.
702
00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:49,879
Because in that moment,
Lying there...
703
00:40:51,716 --> 00:40:53,182
And loving you,
704
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:56,185
I've never felt more connected
To anybody in my whole life.
705
00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:14,370
No need to rub it in.
706
00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:17,574
Brooke, I come in peace.
707
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:20,042
Also to tell you
That I didn't win.
708
00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:22,344
Without going into
All the gory details,
709
00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:23,680
I was shot down.
710
00:41:23,748 --> 00:41:26,348
I tried to force something
That wasn't there.
711
00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:30,152
It stinks like hell
When that happens.
712
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,954
Yeah.
713
00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:36,459
So I guess we both lost.
714
00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:40,530
Yeah. I guess we did.
715
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:45,201
Hey, sam.
716
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:48,805
Living life shouldn't be
About rushing into something.
717
00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:52,174
'cause at the end of the day,
You were smart to wait.
718
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:56,045
You only get one first time.
Make sure it's worth it.
719
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,159
Knees together.
720
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,294
It's all about abstinence,
721
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,397
The only way
To prevent the misery
722
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:17,934
That walks hand in hand
With knockin' boots.
723
00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:19,368
Who's with me?
724
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:40,857
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
725
00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:44,693
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
726
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:48,264
♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
727
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:52,134
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
728
00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:57,739
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
729
00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:05,481
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
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