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previously on popular...
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I've been a little stressed
Lately. I'll admit that.
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The problem is...
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Her.
Her.
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She's a liar.
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She's the liar,
Turning me into somebody
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I don't want to be.
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[mike] If you two can get
Past this pettiness,
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You could be friends.
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That is never
Going to happen.
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We've told you the truth,
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So now we're going
To tell you the consequence.
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We're moving in together.
[mike] All of us.
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Hey, what are you doing?
Uh-uh. That lamp is butt-ugly.
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This lamp
Is a part of my history.
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I boycotted home economics
In seventh grade for being
Gender exclusionary
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And wired it in shop class.
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Let me make it
Simple for you, roomie.
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This lamp is going in
Over my dead body. Okay?
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Well, fine.
Glad to help you out.
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Hey, boys, back it up
Nice and slow.
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Brooke there's gonna
Lay under the back tires.
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Don't you think you should
Reconsider the placement?
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Shouldn't the mugs
Go where they were?
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No. I think the mugs should
Go above the coffeepot.
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How about...
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We resolve this dilemma,
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On our first day of living
Together in domestic bliss,
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With a hot game
Of nude leg wrestling?
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Pretty good?
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Yes.
No!
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Get a room, mom.
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Hey, sammie.
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Cool lamp.
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[mike] Brooke, honey.
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Let's make sam feel welcome.
Why don't you help her unpack?
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Let's make this a smooth
Homecoming for her, okay?
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I'm on it, daddy.
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Okay, whatever.
Why are you moving my stuff?
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Excuse me.
The right sink is my sink.
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It has always been my sink.
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God, you are so rude.
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It's called boundaries.
Look into it.
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The right sink is my sink,
Princess powder puff.
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It was at my house.
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We're not
At your house anymore.
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And that is my stress
Relief, sticky fingers.
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Oh, good god, woman. Why do you
Need so many products?
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With all the lotions and potions
You use, it's a wonder your face
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Doesn't just slide off
Down the drain.
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Okay. Excuse me.
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Okay.
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Ahh.
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Okay.
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Here are the rules.
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You may invade my space
And destroy my family
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And have my father fooled with
Your big, brown bambi eyes
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That you bat around
Like a stripper,
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But this is one battle
You're losing.
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This is the line of death.
Cross it and die.
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You know, saddam, I really feel
No need to cross the line here.
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Really?
And why is that?
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'cause I'm getting
The right sink.
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♪ think it over once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪
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Miss julian, I must admit,
I am surprised.
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Volunteering to chair
The homecoming queen committee
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When you yourself have been
Banned from being a nominee.
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Let it suffice to say that...
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Your stern punishment helped me
Reevaluate my character,
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Made me realize
I'd rather be
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A generous, civic-minded person
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Than a dishonest opportunist.
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I am very proud of you,
Miss julian.
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Let's begin counting this year's
Queen ballots, shall we?
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With pleasure.
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The kennedy high
Student body has spoken.
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[clang]
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Oops.
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And...
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Their first vote
For queen goes to...
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Brooke mcqueen.
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[chuckles]
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And... Let's see.
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Another one.
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Miss mcqueen.
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Hmm.
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And...
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Oh, wow. How great.
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One for carmen ferrara.
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How nice.
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Mm-hmm.
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[brooke] It's ridiculous.
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It's my own house and I'm
Completely invisible there now.
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Sam mcpherson is taking
Over my life. Great.
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Honey, just sit tight.
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After morning announcements,
This queen without a castle
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Is gonna be illuminated in
A spotlight of attention
She deserves.
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Don't build my hopes up.
I don't wanna know.
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Okay.
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Really?
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People voted for me?
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Mm-hmm.
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Who else got nominated?
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Who?
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[woman] the nominees for this year's
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junior court homecoming queen are:
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poppy fresh,
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mary cherry,
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Thank you.
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carmen ferrara,
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and last, but not least, our final nominee,
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brooke mcqueen.
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[applause]
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hey, this is freddy. leave a message at the gong.
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[gong]
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Gong, april tuna here,
Vice president, chess club.
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If I don't
See you next period,
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Here's a heads-up
For tomorrow's schedule.
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my sister may and I have scheduled meet and greets
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With all the queen nominees.
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We're gonna make those
Popular bitches kowtow.
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Come on! Move it!
Whoa!
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Ms. Cherry,
I hate to interrupt,
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But your daughter's
Holding on line one.
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Hey, darlin'.
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This better not be another
Call from the hothouse
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Tellin' me you got caught
Shopliftin' again,
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'cause mama here's
Lost her patience.
mama!
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I made it!
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I got nominated
For homecomin' queen!
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Well, hot diggity, baby girl.
Finally you win at somethin'.
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You know, your mama here,
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I was miss texas,
Miss america runner-up.
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you got what it takes to keep the family tradition alive?
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You have a huge enough head
To balance that tiara on.
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Mama, I want that crown,
And I'll do anything to get it.
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Anything.
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That's my girl.
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I can't believe I got nominated
For queen. That is so cool.
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I'm new to this school. I didn't
Think that many people knew me.
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You're not the only one who's
Pleasantly surprised, popita.
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I just figured most people
Would be consumed with jealousy
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Over my stunning,
Exotic good looks
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And throw their support
To plainer girls,
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Like you.
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Hey, popita,
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Isn't carmen ferrara's
Nomination a hoot?
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Yeah. Do you want
To come over after school
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And work on campaign posters?
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Yes.
That'd be so much fun.
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[nicole] That's not
Gonna happen, popita.
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How can the two of you
Even think of campaigning
Against brooke?
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Where's your loyalty?
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Where's your
Glamazon spirit?
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I'm stunned.
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Well, um, nic,
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It's not like we're
Runnin' against brooke.
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We're just,
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You know, havin' fun
With our own nomination.
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Well, put your
Magic markers away, texas.
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'cause in both your cases,
The nomination is honor enough.
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Nobody's gonna vote
For you anyway.
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You're both new gals on
The scene with no support base.
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Brooke's only
True competition is me,
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And since I can't run this year,
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I've decided
To stick close to the flame
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And be her campaign manager.
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[brooke]
Hey, guys.
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Hey, poppy, mary cherry,
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Congratulations on your
Nominations for queen.
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That is so great.
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We are gonna have
So much fun.
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No matter who wins, okay?
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[nicole]
Hey, brooky, good news.
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Mary cherry and popita
Have just informed me
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That they're voting for you.
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You guys!
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In fact, they're
Campaigning for you.
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Isn't that right, girls?
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Hope you win, brooke.
You deserve to win.
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Wow.
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Brooke, are you okay?
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Are you withdrawin'
On account of illness?
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[brooke] No. It's, um...
I just feel like I get
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No support at home anymore,
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And it's really cool that I have
Friends who care about me.
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[josh] So, queen b...
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Yes?
Do you need an escort
For the crowning?
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I think so. Yeah.
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You know I do.
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[kissing]
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I still can't believe it.
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Me, nominated
For homecoming queen.
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What did it feel like
When they announced your name?
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It was totally wild.
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I could feel the blood rush
Into my cheeks immediately,
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And everything went white.
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It was like
This weird tunnel effect.
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Doesn't the same thing
Happen when you die?
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Well, I guess a part of me
Did die, harrison.
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The part that
Never gets picked.
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I think it's great.
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Congratulations.
Thanks.
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But the thing
About homecoming queen
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Is the outcome
Is always such a joke.
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Why do people crown somebody
They secretly can't stand?
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Why do they compromise
Themselves?
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A.K.A. Susie hatter,
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Last year's
Homecoming queen from hell.
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Isn't homecoming queen
Supposed to be
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The person who you feel
Best represents you?
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She didn't represent me.
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Yeah, but she won.
[harrison] I admit.
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I voted for old suze.
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Why?
Why?
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'cause she looked the part.
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She was a hottie.
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It kills me that
Brooke mcqueen's gonna win
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Like she wins
Everything else.
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Wait. Wait.
What are you guys saying?
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You don't think
I have a chance
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'cause I'm not some
Stereotypical hottie?
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Some people obviously want
A new kind of homecoming queen.
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Some people
Obviously wanted me.
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And if you think
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That brooke mcqueen has just
Got this race all sewn up,
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Then don't bother
Casting a vote for me,
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'cause I don't need your pity.
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Ouch.
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Okay, you guys, next time
She's nominated for something,
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We keep our cynical traps shut
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And just support her.
[harrison] Yeah.
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But we know brooke mcqueen's
Gonna win.
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[harrison] Yeah.
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Yeah, queen mcqueen at school,
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Queen mcqueen at home.
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This one is of brooke
On her tenth halloween.
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She was trick-or-treating
As princess diana.
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[jane] Aw.
[sam] Brooke, what a stretch.
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What'd you go as that year,
The bride of frankenstein?
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[both] Why are we doing this?
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Come on. Jane and I thought
This would be neat.
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Since we're living
Together as a family...
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[jane] You need to establish
Some family history.
254
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,141
Come on. Next slide.
Moving on.
255
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,011
This next one happens
To be one of my favorites.
256
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,515
Daddy, why is that in there?
257
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,384
Hey, don't get upset.
That's funny.
258
00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,286
[brooke] That is not funny.
259
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,488
We call this
"Brooke's worst hair day ever."
260
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:33,557
She had the flu.
It was coming out of both ends.
261
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,593
Moving on, dad!
262
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,028
Now!
263
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,529
Okay. On to sam.
264
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,631
Oh.
265
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,901
Uh, wait.
Could we go back?
266
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,636
I really like the "Coming out
Of both ends" picture.
267
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,538
[mike] So do I.
[brooke] We got it!
268
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,907
On to sam!
Okay.
269
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,042
All right, all right.
270
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,647
[jane] Oh, that's, um...
271
00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,384
That's sam's dad.
That's joe.
272
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,921
That one must have
Crept in there.
273
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,069
[mike]
Sam, I couldn't help
274
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,638
Noticing all that pretty neat
Stuff you moved in.
275
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,107
I can't stop thinking
About that cool lamp.
276
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,308
Thanks.
277
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,511
Um, I have
An announcement to make.
278
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,980
What? You're moving out?
279
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,316
No, sam. I was just
Gonna tell dad and jane
280
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:36,454
That today I got nominated
For homecoming queen.
281
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,689
Honey, that's great.
282
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,892
That's just...
[jane] That is so cool.
283
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:44,295
We can go to the big game
Together. We can make posters.
284
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,430
It's gonna be a really
Great family project.
285
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,067
Right, sam?
286
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,602
Uh, actually, mom, I can't.
287
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,304
It'd be a conflict of interest.
288
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,273
Why is that?
289
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,808
Because I'm running carmen's
Homecoming queen campaign.
290
00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,443
Sorry, brooke.
291
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,212
But good luck.
292
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,055
♪ there she is ♪
293
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,591
♪ miss america ♪
294
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,994
We're voting for brooke mcqueen
For queen, right?
295
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,696
Yeah. Anything else
Is just a wasted ballot,
296
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,031
'cause she's the favorite.
297
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,133
May, what are you eating?
298
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,634
Dirt.
299
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,747
[brooke]
I miss seeing your smile.
300
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,716
On the poster, I mean.
301
00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,884
It's pretty blank,
Don't you think?
302
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,255
Yeah. I had to make 50
Of these last night by hand,
303
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,690
And I didn't have
The time or woman power
304
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,694
To plaster a picture on.
305
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,395
Let me run your campaign.
306
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,599
Why? So you can
Get back at brooke?
307
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,434
Give it up.
She's a shoo-in.
308
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,470
Listen, I know you're
Having a rough time at home
309
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,239
With feeling like
You don't belong,
310
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,774
But I gotta tell you,
311
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,776
You're turning into
A major drag.
312
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,879
You're right. You're right.
313
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,116
I'm a drag, and I'm sorry.
314
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,218
Maybe if you came on
As campaign manager,
315
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,553
It'd be like old times.
316
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,955
Us running around
Having a blast.
317
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,390
I'm probably not gonna win,
318
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,959
But it might be cool
To show them that
319
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,094
They have another choice.
I'd love that.
320
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,829
Okay. Done.
321
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,132
Okay.
322
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,702
No dirty campaigning.
No more negativity.
323
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,772
Um, girl scout's honor.
All right.
324
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,574
One more question
About brooke
325
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,910
And then we are done
Talking about her
For the entire campaign.
326
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,246
What does she look like
In the morning?
327
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,617
Please tell me she doesn't wake
Up in full blonde goddess mode.
328
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,989
Well, um, she actually
Kind of looks like this.
329
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,690
Oh, my god!
330
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,892
That's horrible.
331
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,894
I'm haunted.
332
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,761
Yes.
333
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:02,400
Okay, who am I kidding? I look
Worse than this most mornings.
334
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,835
[sighs] Yeah, so do I.
335
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,038
[carmen]
Okay, maybe not worse than that.
336
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,441
Equally as bad.
337
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,781
Hey, what's up lady t?
338
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,118
Not a single one of your
Campaign posters.
339
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,319
That's for damn sure.
340
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,654
Yeah, I decided
To keep a low profile.
341
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,156
Low profile, my butt.
342
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,759
The 4-1-1 on the street is that
You decided to be invisible
343
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,961
So that you don't
Offend brooke mcqueen.
344
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,763
Mm-hmm. Thought so.
345
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,598
Girl, we need to talk.
346
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,335
It's very important to me
347
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,737
And to the minority students
At the school
348
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,205
That you run for queen.
349
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,075
Okay, this is just a race
For a cheap rhinestone crown.
350
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,809
It is not a political event.
351
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,412
For us, poppy,
For people of color,
352
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,148
Everything's political
At some point.
353
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,350
In the magazines
And the commercials,
354
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,685
I never see me
Looking back at me.
355
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,886
It's like I'm invisible.
356
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,689
I know what you mean.
I feel the same way.
357
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,325
See what I'm sayin'?
So we gotta represent.
358
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,661
The last queen of color
Was cleopatra,
359
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,596
And she been dead
For two millenniums.
360
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,532
It's time.
361
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,738
Uch! The only reason
She's doing carmen's campaign
362
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,439
Is to get back at me.
363
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,742
It's not enough that she's
A total sink terrorist.
364
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,779
Though it's kind of great
That carmen got nominated.
365
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,582
It's funny how people
Can twist a sick little joke
366
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,184
Into a personality validation.
367
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,353
What do you mean
A sick little joke?
368
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,255
Nic, did you rig
The nominations?
369
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,393
Honey, of course I didn't.
370
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,695
Okay.
371
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,198
You know, carmen's been
Putting up posters.
372
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,266
Maybe I should
Start campaigning more.
373
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,401
You don't have to.
374
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,803
You've got the chess club
In your prada bag.
375
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,872
The race is done, hon.
Over.
376
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,240
What's the chess club
Have to do with it?
377
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,711
The chess club
Is to our queenly race
378
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,180
What new hampshire is to
The presidential election.
379
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,216
Small, easy to step right over,
380
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,051
But the voice of the people.
381
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,586
They're the voting barometer.
382
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,655
[growling]
383
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,057
[nicole]
Honey, trust me.
384
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,126
There's no competition.
385
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,561
[snarling]
386
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,764
Nicole, hi.
387
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,333
Um, I wanna tell you,
388
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,402
If you hear that I'm running,
That's just a rumor.
389
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,938
Lady t asked me, but
I couldn't go against brooke.
390
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,009
Please, popita,
391
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,844
Like that threw me.
392
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,447
Oh, I'm so scared.
393
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,615
What are you saying, nic?
394
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,918
I'm not a viable candidate
Because I'm a woman of color?
395
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,688
I don't have a chance against
Whitey because I'm a minority?
396
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:41,058
You know, I think
It's time to add some salsa
397
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,193
To this lazy susan
Condiment tray.
398
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,464
as-salaam alaikam. alaikam salaam.
399
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,039
Mary cherry,
What are you doing?
400
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:59,810
Practicing
My queenly wave in a gown
From the bob mackie collection
401
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,613
To give the little people
Something to dream about.
402
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,850
Okay, whatever, wannabe.
[toilet flushes]
403
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,986
You're marching down to
Principal hall's right now
And withdrawing.
404
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,790
That's not gonna
Happen, pretty.
405
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,892
I'm cherry cherry,
Mary cherry's mama.
406
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,327
And you're trouble.
407
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,498
Mary cherry, what is
Your mother doing here?
408
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,866
My daughter's running for queen.
409
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,535
We got a team in the hall
Throwing up inspiration.
410
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,237
Oh, that's nice.
411
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:30,241
Tossing a little straw down on
The linoleum will really add
412
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,142
A nice country gal touch.
413
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,744
You know, honey,
414
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,179
I been facing down
Bottled-blonde,
415
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,314
Pigeon-chested
Naysayers like you
416
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,816
My whole life,
And I always win.
417
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,219
Beauty and cold, hard cash
Always vanquishes
418
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,053
That evil demon,
Jealousy.
419
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,290
Your friend brooke is just sweet
And thin as saltwater taffy,
420
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,626
But she's not
The only peacock in the pen.
421
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,261
It's a futile cause.
422
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,930
My best friend,
Brooke mcqueen's, gonna win.
423
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,498
Some things can't be bought.
424
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:58,802
Think again, sugar.
Come along, mary cherry.
425
00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,937
Bye, nic.
426
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,807
Hope you and
Saltwater taffy win.
427
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,043
You deserve to win.
428
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,792
How do you feel
About a little campaigning?
429
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,587
Vote for me and win a new car.
430
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,689
Tell us succinctly
And with no bull,
431
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,157
Why we should
Vote for you for queen.
432
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,461
Well, I think I would be
433
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,164
A very good representative
Of the student body
434
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,733
Because I'm, um... I'm caring
435
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,835
And a real go-getter.
436
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,570
And, um, if elected...
437
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,272
If elected,
438
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,408
Carmen ferrara
Will see to it that
439
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,711
The voices of the ignored and
The alienated at kennedy high
440
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,913
Will be listened to
And accepted.
441
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,716
That's all great and all,
But cut to the chase.
442
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,619
What's your new roomie,
Brooke mcqueen, look like nudie?
443
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,754
Pervert! I love it!
444
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,290
[all laughing]
445
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,092
So, why should
We vote for you?
446
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,161
Well, you probably shouldn't
'cause my daughter
447
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,597
Has treated you like freaks,
Which you are.
448
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,300
So to make amends,
449
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,437
Here's $100 apiece.
450
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,608
April tuna, may, freddy.
451
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,544
Like you, tortured
For being dirt eaters,
452
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,279
I also know
The pain of prejudice.
453
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,650
Girl, you eatin'
Kitty litter?
454
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,990
Well, um,
The people that know me
455
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,294
Would say that
I am a loyal person
456
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,394
And hardworking.
457
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,163
And...
[freddy] A follow-up question:
458
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,799
While we're on the topic
Of knowing people,
459
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,134
Brooke, what's my name?
460
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,737
It's not a joke.
461
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,074
What's my name?
462
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,078
You don't know,
Do you?
463
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,346
I've passed you thousands
Of times in the hall.
464
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:27,017
We've been in classes together
Since the third grade.
465
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,687
You've never once
Stopped to say hi to me
466
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,355
Or compromise your
Social status
467
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,091
By daring to acknowledge
My existence.
468
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,696
How do you expect me
To vote for you
469
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,031
When you don't even
Know I'm alive?
470
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,875
[door opens]
471
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,112
Can I have some privacy?
472
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,880
Sam, what are you doing?
473
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,018
Luxuriating after
A hard day of campaigning.
474
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,287
I've had a really bad day,
And I need a bath.
475
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:07,124
Well, you're just
Gonna have to wait, princess.
476
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,394
Okay.
477
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,296
I want you to get
Out of my bathtub,
478
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,399
Clean up your
Nasty soap scum ring,
479
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,968
And give me some privacy now.
480
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,137
Sorry.
481
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,072
First come, first serve.
482
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,076
Why are you using
My bath products? Okay?
483
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,778
And this is my towel.
484
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,314
Chill, selfish one.
I'll wash them when I'm done.
485
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:34,284
There is not enough
Disinfectant in the world
486
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,953
To shout you out.
487
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,922
What are you doing?
488
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,726
Let's just face it and grow up.
489
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,962
You are not getting
That sink... Ever.
490
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,498
And you must be having
The time of your life
491
00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:52,369
Living in my house,
Using my stuff.
492
00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:54,371
From where you come from,
493
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:57,742
It's like moving into
A four star-hotel, huh, sammie?
494
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,078
It is and I love
The spa privileges.
495
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:06,817
I'm shocked, sam.
496
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,152
There's no
Negative campaigning,
497
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,688
No damning editorials
About my candidacy.
498
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,490
Is this the calm
Before the storm?
499
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,792
Nope. I've just
Turned over a new leaf.
500
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,994
I don't need to be
Bitter anymore.
501
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,230
By being positive and upbeat,
I am winning.
502
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,501
Oh, by the way,
503
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,803
I heard about the chess
Club debacle today.
504
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,371
Must be tough, huh?
505
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,973
Feeling your throne
Slipping away at school
506
00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,442
And here at home.
507
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,418
She used your loofa?
508
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,820
Yep.
509
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:46,056
Just the thought of that
Makes my skin crawl.
510
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,259
Hey, at least it can't
Get any worse. Right?
511
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,832
[girl] Hey, vomit girl!
512
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,240
Real nice, sam.
513
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:05,809
I was just waiting
For something like this.
514
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,310
Great. Excuse me.
515
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,181
I'm gonna get you
For this.
516
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,651
Watch your back.
517
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:14,785
Carmen.
518
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:18,688
You just couldn't resist,
Could you, sam?
519
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:33,003
Don't be so sad. It's not
Even that bad of a picture.
520
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,437
Besides, flu or no flu,
521
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,940
You are still the foxiest
Girl in this school.
522
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:41,178
But the poster's right.
I don't know people's names.
523
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:42,746
Stop using the plural.
524
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,481
You didn't know
Freddy gong's name,
525
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,484
And that's understandable
Because he's a loser.
526
00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:48,018
No, he's not, nicole.
527
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,720
He's a person with feelings,
528
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,389
And I have been dissing him
For ten years.
529
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,324
You're losing it here
Because mcbitch mcpherson
530
00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:56,259
Put that poster up
Because she's jealous.
531
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,394
That poster means nothing.
532
00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,329
No, that poster
Means everything.
533
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,998
That picture of me
534
00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,501
Was a moment
That I couldn't spin.
535
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:07,404
A picture of me
Up there looking horrible.
536
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,807
I mean, maybe that
Is the first time
537
00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,876
That anyone in this school
Has seen me be real.
538
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,782
This race for queen
Is bigger than friendship.
539
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,951
It's a chance
To support a higher cause.
540
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,354
And, lily, higher causes
Are what you are all about.
541
00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:27,357
There is no minority student
Union at this school,
542
00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,893
And there is no minority
On the student body board.
543
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,596
Maybe if we see
A face of color win queen...
544
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,598
Maybe it'll show them
That despite everything,
545
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,634
Minorities have a voice.
546
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,838
You know,
I'm proud of you.
547
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:43,941
This whole queen thing
Has focused you big time.
548
00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,008
Yeah?
549
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,810
Absolutely.
Thanks.
550
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,512
Hi.
551
00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,014
Hey.
552
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,951
Um, sam, listen,
I think we need
553
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:55,853
To deal with
The political fallout here.
554
00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:59,222
I really want to believe you
When you say you didn't put
555
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,659
Those posters up,
But you've shown me the picture.
556
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,293
We laughed about it.
557
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,195
Carmen, I told you,
558
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,030
I don't know
How to explain it.
559
00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,466
I had the picture,
And now it's missing.
560
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:12,335
All right.
I have no other choice.
561
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:17,074
And I hate to do this. But you
Broke such a major promise.
562
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,378
Sam, you are fired
As my campaign manager.
563
00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:23,546
What?
564
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,316
Oh, come on. Harrison,
You believe me, don't you?
565
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,290
No.
566
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,379
Dad.
567
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,414
Where did
The water glasses go?
568
00:26:57,482 --> 00:27:01,284
Oh, I moved them to the cabinet
On the other side of the sink.
569
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,186
I thought they'd
Be better there.
570
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,523
I thought we reviewed
That the mugs... Never mind.
571
00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:09,259
Come on, brooke, please.
Do these posters with us.
572
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,161
I know you had a bad day,
573
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,864
But we agreed this would be
A fun family project.
574
00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:17,034
We can't do that,
Because this isn't a fun family.
575
00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:18,869
This is a family from hell.
576
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,671
Hi.
577
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:29,213
Okay, whatever. I swear
I did not make those posters.
578
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:32,182
Sam, you were the only one
With access to the picture.
579
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,885
Did you or did you not
Bring it to school?
580
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,353
Yes, but...
581
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,354
"Yes, but" what?
582
00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,823
Why are we even trying this?
583
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,926
This is never
Going to work... Ever.
584
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,262
You two sit around talking
585
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,898
About cup arrangements
For hours like crazy people.
586
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,232
And you...
587
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,834
Despite all of your high
And mighty queenly behavior,
588
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,404
You made the poster
Because you couldn't help
589
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,340
Getting right back
Down in the gutter
Where you feel comfortable.
590
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,309
Is this a nightmare?
591
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,111
It is.
I'm gonna wake up
592
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,114
And I'll be back at home safe
From the peroxide monster.
593
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,482
Both of you, that's enough.
594
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:08,919
Sam, go to your room
And think about what you did.
595
00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,588
When you admit to it, then
We'll talk about punishment.
596
00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:12,956
What? No. No, mom.
597
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,993
I'm not gonna go sit
In the time-out chair.
598
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,927
I haven't
Since I was five.
599
00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,997
But I do have
A solution for you.
600
00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,032
Excuse me while
I get my cool lamp.
601
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:23,466
Why?
602
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,504
I'm moving into the utility room
With the washer and the grime.
603
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:30,107
You both have picked your
Princess of the manor.
604
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:33,777
You wanna treat me like
Cinderella down in the dirty
Cellar, go ahead.
605
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:37,080
I might as well get used
To similar accommodations.
606
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,919
Are we having fun yet?
607
00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,623
[knocking]
608
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:27,697
Remember, show me your "Mary
Cherry for queen" voting stub
609
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:32,002
And you'll get registered
To win a brand-new car.
610
00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,104
Hi, joe.
611
00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,306
Show me your
"Mary cherry for queen..."
612
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:39,609
Can I talk to you
For a second?
613
00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:40,710
Sure.
614
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:49,886
Brooke, I want you to know
615
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:53,256
That I didn't tell sam
To put those posters up.
616
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:54,724
I know.
617
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,259
So, what are you saying?
618
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,162
That you're thin
And omniscient?
619
00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:05,035
You know, carmen,
620
00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:08,638
Out of all the people that are
Nominated, I hope you win.
621
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:12,042
Thanks. But everybody knows
You've got it sewn up.
622
00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,310
Not necessarily.
623
00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:16,646
I actually was on my way
To principal hall's office
624
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:19,282
To withdraw my nomination.
625
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:20,650
Why? Brooke... Oh, god.
626
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:24,321
Please say that it's not
Because of the posters.
627
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:26,623
It's a bunch of things,
Actually.
628
00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:29,393
Well, I'm not gonna
Let you do it.
629
00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:32,295
Look, I can't imagine
What it must be like
630
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:33,931
To try to be perfect.
631
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,266
Okay, I used to try,
632
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:39,336
But lately, I've realized
I like being a little flawed.
633
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,171
I do. It's more me.
634
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,574
I've realized
That being unperfect
635
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,777
Doesn't mean that I don't
Deserve a chance to be queen.
636
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,579
I think everybody
Deserves a moment
637
00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,614
To wear that golden crown.
638
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,919
So what if people
Saw those posters?
639
00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:58,855
And so what if you feel
640
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,124
Momentarily awkward
And gross in your life?
641
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,461
You've had to have a couple
Of moments of loserdom.
642
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,464
God knows, before now,
I've had a lifetime of it,
643
00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:11,268
But I'm still going for it,
And you should, too.
644
00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:14,504
Don't let these recent setbacks
Stand in your way
645
00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:17,440
Of your right to feel special.
646
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,109
'cause if you do,
647
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,344
Then you're saying
To people like me,
648
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,780
Who put up with far worse,
649
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:26,549
That I'm not entitled
To wear that crown.
650
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:29,319
And, brooke,
I'd like to think that I am.
651
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:36,393
Ooh. It's gonna be close.
652
00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:40,563
Here, spoilsport.
You only get one vote.
653
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:43,800
Don't try to be crafty.
We know your history.
654
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:51,834
[man over p.A.] At halftime, it's kennedy 14, nixon high 3.
655
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:57,374
Excuse me.
656
00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:58,375
Hi.
Hi.
657
00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:01,278
Hi. I'm, uh,
Cherry cherry.
658
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,513
Mike.
Mike, how do you do?
659
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,781
This is jane.
Hi.
660
00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:05,882
Hi.
661
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:08,618
[lily] Dear god,
Please let carmen win.
662
00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,219
Please let her win
663
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:14,056
And prove that there's
Some justice in the world.
664
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,825
Or poppy.
665
00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:19,796
A win for poppy
Would be cool, too.
666
00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:23,333
Well, I'd be happy to be
Represented by either.
667
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:25,402
They both got flava.
668
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,003
Right on, sister.
669
00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,206
Your baby girl
Nominated for queen?
670
00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:31,341
[jane] Yes, she is.
671
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:33,043
Well, actually,
No, she's not.
672
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:34,877
She's not my daughter.
673
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,713
Yes, she is.
674
00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:40,250
Is your girl
Nominated?
675
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,685
She sure as shootin' is.
It's a family tradition.
676
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:46,255
Yeah, it's kind of a family
Tradition for us, too.
677
00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:49,126
Except that one of our daughters
Didn't want to come.
678
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:50,927
[man] Coming up,
679
00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:53,763
the crowning of kennedy high's junior court homecoming queen.
680
00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,799
here to introduce the nominees is nicole julian.
681
00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,603
[applause, cheering]
682
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:08,878
[feedback]
683
00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,780
Testing. One, two, three.
684
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:14,351
Good evening. I'm nicole julian,
685
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:17,487
This year's junior court
Homecoming queen chairwoman.
686
00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:21,123
But enough about me.
What do you think of my outfit?
687
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:23,059
[cheering]
688
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,431
Thank you.
689
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:32,569
Ladies and gentlemen,
May I present to you
690
00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,337
This evening's first nominee:
691
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,208
Carmen ferrara.
692
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,179
[cheering]
693
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,122
Our next nominee:
694
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,059
Popita fresh.
695
00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:59,996
[cheering]
696
00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:01,798
You go, girl!
697
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,702
Our next nominee:
698
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,071
A size ten mary cherry.
699
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,840
[cheering]
700
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:13,310
Damn, she does look
As big as a house.
701
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,983
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
702
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,123
Ladies and gentlemen,
Our final nominee:
703
00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:29,726
My personal best friend
And a perfect size two,
704
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,060
Miss brooke mcqueen.
705
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,562
[cheering]
706
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,632
See, babe? Me and
The crowd, we love ya.
707
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:46,810
May I have the envelope, please?
708
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:07,296
And the winner
709
00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,233
Of this year's kennedy high
Homecoming queen is...
710
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,006
I know what
You're thinking.
711
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:19,176
This is the part
Where I win.
712
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:21,077
Right.
713
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,683
Brooke mcqueen.
714
00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:40,664
Yes!
715
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,599
Daddy!
I'm so proud of you.
716
00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:59,816
Good for you, brooky.
I voted for ya.
717
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:07,724
Ooh, how'd that
Get in there?
718
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,912
Hi.
719
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,883
Sorry I haven't been by
To see you in a while.
720
00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:37,454
It's just hard for me to imagine
You down there all alone.
721
00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,924
Lately, that's how
I've been feeling, too.
722
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,697
Dad, I miss you so much.
723
00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:52,034
I sort of ache
Over it every day.
724
00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:59,175
And I think you wouldn't like
The person I've become.
725
00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:01,343
So I've gotta change that.
726
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,915
As you know,
I'm in a situation now
727
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:08,217
That's really
Unpleasant and heinous.
728
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:14,724
I just feel like
I'm failing everybody.
729
00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,295
Myself, mom, you.
730
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:20,997
Especially you.
731
00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:26,235
In my heart, I know
You'd want mom to be happy.
732
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:29,438
And she is trying so hard,
733
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,375
And I just keep
Screwing it up for her.
734
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:38,314
I think I really
Never said good-bye,
735
00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:41,784
And that's why
I'm holding on so tight.
736
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:45,121
So I'm here to tell you...
737
00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:48,625
That you were the best dad ever.
738
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,261
You and mom, you were my home.
739
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,501
But I've got a new home now.
740
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:02,038
And somehow I've gotta
Make that work.
741
00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:08,478
But don't worry.
This isn't a final good-bye.
742
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:13,082
Every time I go to
A ball game or write a story
743
00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:15,919
Or do something brave,
744
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,120
I know you'll be there.
745
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,923
Right by my side.
746
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,602
I talk to him, too.
747
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,108
Lately, a lot about you.
748
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,779
About the picture thing...
749
00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:45,748
If I doubled your allowance
For the next six months,
750
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,349
Could we pretend
751
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:50,319
That that was just a lapse
Of judgment on my part
752
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,155
And not a black mark
On my permanent record?
753
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,491
Deal.
754
00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,964
Bet he's just
Dust now, huh?
755
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,333
Oh. Yeah.
756
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,835
And memories.
757
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:10,840
I'm ready to go home.
758
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,458
[door opens]
Mm-hmm.
759
00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:32,361
Mm-hmm. Okay, okay.
Love you, too, girl.
760
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,230
Now, lay off
That fried chicken.
761
00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:35,965
Okay, bye-bye.
762
00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:41,603
Sorry I didn't win homecoming
Queen and make you proud, mama.
763
00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,472
Well, those are the breaks,
Sugar booger.
764
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,842
They always give it
To a pretty girl.
765
00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,544
You know, mary cherry,
I lost my first pageant, too.
766
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,781
Mama, how could that be?
767
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,817
The judges were nuts is the only
Way I can explain it.
768
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:57,119
Guess what I did
When I lost that crown.
769
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,355
Shot 'em, mama?
770
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,526
I went out
And I bought myself this.
771
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,795
I said to myself,
"Cherry cherry, hell.
772
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,631
"Practice holdin' your head up
High and not trippin', girl.
773
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,133
That's the attitude
You need to win at life."
774
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:15,304
Mama, you brought
Your crown here just for me?
775
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,206
Yeah. I figured
You'd be a loser.
776
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,077
Oh, mama.
777
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,716
[door opens]
778
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,324
Does it make you
Feel any different
779
00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,359
When you win homecoming queen?
780
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,865
Actually, yeah. It does.
781
00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,600
Even if it's only
For like a moment.
782
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:45,602
But... Yeah.
783
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,339
Gonna wear that crown
To bed, aren't you?
784
00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:55,411
Actually, I wore this crown
In here to give to you...
785
00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:57,413
So you could try it on.
786
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,281
And the reason
For that would be?
787
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,017
Okay, look,
This arrangement sucks.
788
00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,252
I hate having you in my hair.
789
00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:07,757
And... I know you hate
Having me in yours, too.
790
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,829
Did they not know that people
Our age need their space?
791
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:14,096
Totally.
792
00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:17,266
The only way we're not
Gonna kill each other
793
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:19,536
Is, um, I think...
794
00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:22,539
We both get used to wearing
The crown around here.
795
00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:24,073
And the sink?
Oh.
796
00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,843
By now it's the principle
Of the matter, isn't it?
797
00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,444
Yeah.
798
00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:31,447
So, what I thought
We could do is,
799
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,249
Each friday night
We'll flip for it,
800
00:42:33,317 --> 00:42:35,317
And the winner
Will get it that week.
801
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,486
Hmm.
802
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,955
Okay. Call it.
803
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:40,389
Heads.
804
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,561
Okay, fine.
805
00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:48,464
I'll move my stuff over
To the bad sink tomorrow.
806
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:49,465
Congratulations.
807
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,401
Oh, and, mcpherson...
808
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,773
Don't use my moisturizer.
809
00:42:56,841 --> 00:42:58,440
I mean it.
810
00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:03,880
♪ home ♪
811
00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:05,948
♪ coming
812
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:07,984
♪ queen ♪
813
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,789
♪ home ♪
814
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:15,058
♪ coming ♪
815
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,893
♪ queen ♪
816
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:31,040
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
817
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:34,877
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
818
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:38,447
♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
819
00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:42,318
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
820
00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:47,924
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
821
00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:55,732
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
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