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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,204 --> 00:00:46,205 What I find interesting... - No. 2 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:08,214 The work of Rebecca Stuart is... 3 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,405 No. 4 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:12,302 There is something...... 5 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:14,388 - Something? Be more precise. 6 00:01:14,493 --> 00:01:16,682 I mean an evolutionary electrical installation... 7 00:01:16,787 --> 00:01:17,767 which could be... 8 00:01:17,872 --> 00:01:19,957 No. 9 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:25,358 This blank screen is, for now, 10 00:01:25,463 --> 00:01:28,211 the most interesting of the whole selection. 11 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:32,823 MY WORST NIGHTMARE 12 00:02:11,887 --> 00:02:15,077 Can you drive faster, please? 13 00:02:31,826 --> 00:02:35,267 Please, please. Quiet please. 14 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,436 Please. - Maybe if... 15 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:41,692 Mr. Director could explain exactly what he proposes. 16 00:02:41,796 --> 00:02:43,526 ... then we would avoid a sterile debate. 17 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,779 So I think, personally, it is very important to discuss 18 00:02:45,882 --> 00:02:47,531 the problem of professional orientation test... 19 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,243 ... without becoming personal and raising competition... 20 00:02:50,348 --> 00:02:52,579 ... between the institutions, because 21 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:54,457 personally, I think it is certainly useless. 22 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,710 So, We have the 'Berufsbildertest' that surfaced in the years 60s-70s... 23 00:02:58,815 --> 00:03:01,212 and proposes an approach more psychoanalytical to the problem. 24 00:03:01,316 --> 00:03:03,173 And then in the 90's ... 25 00:03:03,277 --> 00:03:05,008 A rat or a shrew? - ... there was the Dolquest... 26 00:03:05,114 --> 00:03:08,679 Do not touch it if it's a rat! Ah better, leave it in its cage. 27 00:03:08,783 --> 00:03:10,431 It is certainly unhealthy... 28 00:03:10,535 --> 00:03:14,018 ...to determine the career choice of a pupil in the 5th grade... 29 00:03:14,123 --> 00:03:15,894 ... because psychological development is in full swing... 30 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:19,022 using tests that, for my part, I think are quite out od date. 31 00:03:19,128 --> 00:03:21,109 What is the redhead talking about? - A test. 32 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:22,361 On the other hand... 33 00:03:22,464 --> 00:03:25,213 like everyone else... knows 34 00:03:25,218 --> 00:03:28,783 orientation tests generally are nothing more than disguised IQ tests. 35 00:03:28,888 --> 00:03:31,371 Can we talk about the food? Real food. 36 00:03:31,475 --> 00:03:33,705 - Good afternoon, sir... 37 00:03:33,809 --> 00:03:35,291 I am the director of this school. 38 00:03:35,396 --> 00:03:37,294 Ah, you're the big boss. Forgive me. 39 00:03:37,398 --> 00:03:38,878 Since she was talking...... 40 00:03:38,981 --> 00:03:41,548 We must change the food at the school canteen , I say. 41 00:03:41,653 --> 00:03:43,801 ... because 5 pieces of fruit and vegetables, that's for gays. 42 00:03:43,905 --> 00:03:46,845 Children need fats, 43 00:03:46,949 --> 00:03:48,805 unless you want them to end up anemic... 44 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:50,349 Sir? - No, I assure you, it's important. 45 00:03:50,452 --> 00:03:51,516 Sir, please. 46 00:03:51,621 --> 00:03:54,853 ... can we return to key issues? 47 00:03:54,957 --> 00:03:56,063 Well,... 48 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,108 Excuse me, you are not interested in food. 49 00:03:58,212 --> 00:04:01,361 You are a skinny shrimp which only eats plankton. 50 00:04:01,465 --> 00:04:04,176 The kids need to eat. 51 00:04:04,302 --> 00:04:06,471 That feeds the brain. That is the main problem. 52 00:04:06,575 --> 00:04:07,617 You have to feed them. 53 00:04:07,721 --> 00:04:10,913 You don't wipe your ass before you shit! 54 00:04:11,476 --> 00:04:13,458 Ladies and gentlemen, I propose we return to the topic 55 00:04:13,562 --> 00:04:15,792 of our discussion, in particular 56 00:04:15,897 --> 00:04:17,338 the orientation tests. 57 00:04:17,442 --> 00:04:19,527 Mr. Director! 58 00:04:19,532 --> 00:04:22,966 Mr. Bruno will answer you better 59 00:04:23,071 --> 00:04:25,157 Thank you! 60 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:30,163 Have you seen how I have defended your IQ test? 61 00:04:30,287 --> 00:04:32,728 That red one was not an easy one. 62 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:34,730 Again, sir, it is an orientation test... 63 00:04:34,835 --> 00:04:37,151 It gives us the chance to separate 64 00:04:37,254 --> 00:04:39,912 the mules from the thoroughbreds. 65 00:04:39,965 --> 00:04:43,199 Is her child an idiot? - What I can do for you? 66 00:04:43,303 --> 00:04:44,866 Yes.. eh... 67 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:47,661 It's about that stupid woman... Sorry, uh... 68 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:50,956 Mrs Leclerc lodged the complaint against me to social services... 69 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:53,792 Hey... okay. It is true I spent a few nights... 70 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:57,714 in the van with my son, but that was in the summer. 71 00:04:57,817 --> 00:04:59,902 Now I have a place. 72 00:04:59,986 --> 00:05:02,292 Ah...You are 'Mrs. Ramos'?? 73 00:05:02,323 --> 00:05:04,011 No, well... yes... 74 00:05:04,117 --> 00:05:05,849 I share a letterbox with Mrs Ramos 75 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:07,932 What do you expect from me exactly? 76 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:10,122 Well, if you could... 77 00:05:10,456 --> 00:05:12,562 Yeah, yeah... if you could... 78 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:15,817 give me a hand with the Social Services to intervene on my behalf... 79 00:05:15,922 --> 00:05:18,861 explain that I have become a different father, responsible... 80 00:05:18,966 --> 00:05:20,653 ... who comes to the meetings, 81 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:23,154 who loves his son... 82 00:05:31,937 --> 00:05:33,629 Adrien? 83 00:05:33,732 --> 00:05:36,193 It's your turn, shoot. 84 00:05:36,317 --> 00:05:37,549 Good afternoon, ma'am. - Hello 85 00:05:37,653 --> 00:05:41,375 Stop playing immediately. - We will be done soon. 86 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:44,430 Have you finished your homework? 87 00:05:44,535 --> 00:05:46,620 Are you playing? 88 00:05:47,872 --> 00:05:49,812 How many have you killed today? 89 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,440 A lot. - Do you also find this interesting? 90 00:05:52,543 --> 00:05:55,152 Well...The problem is that the 91 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:56,569 obstacles are programmed... 92 00:05:56,672 --> 00:05:58,529 and at a higher level the choices are limited 93 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:02,269 So the game becomes more boring, actually. 94 00:06:05,142 --> 00:06:07,373 Who is intellectual with Adrien? 95 00:06:07,477 --> 00:06:09,693 - Who do you think? A new bricklayer? 96 00:06:12,021 --> 00:06:15,381 Did you call that idiot to ask when he is coming? 97 00:06:15,485 --> 00:06:18,425 He said: 'If the dust and the noise are too disturbing for Mrs... 98 00:06:18,530 --> 00:06:20,747 ... she may break off the wall herself. ' 99 00:06:21,784 --> 00:06:24,015 I'm sure if you think with a bit of method, 100 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:25,367 you can break down a wall more... 101 00:06:25,471 --> 00:06:27,310 cleanly, right? - I called three others: all occupied. 102 00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:29,854 I start to ask myself why do we make children study. 103 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:33,234 If you want to work, you go into construction. 104 00:06:33,339 --> 00:06:34,776 You laugh when they say 105 00:06:34,881 --> 00:06:37,530 that the best solution for your child, is to be a bricklayer. 106 00:06:37,635 --> 00:06:40,408 So... you apparently have not been able to prevent the professional orientation test. 107 00:06:40,513 --> 00:06:42,785 Well, I tried to make them understand why. A nightmare. 108 00:06:42,889 --> 00:06:44,975 For whom? 109 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:47,060 Very funny. 110 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:53,735 Damn. - What do you want? 111 00:06:53,777 --> 00:06:55,800 To get my son. I'm Tony's dad. 112 00:06:55,905 --> 00:06:57,989 Patrick Demeuleu. 113 00:06:58,281 --> 00:07:01,097 Or you can throw him through the window and I'll try to catch him. 114 00:07:01,202 --> 00:07:05,368 But that is dangerous, and Toto is not very strong 115 00:07:05,455 --> 00:07:07,854 We have started badly. 116 00:07:07,959 --> 00:07:10,045 Let's start again, okay? 117 00:07:10,962 --> 00:07:11,984 Patrick Demeuleu. 118 00:07:12,089 --> 00:07:13,319 Agathe Novic. 119 00:07:13,423 --> 00:07:15,634 Come on in. - Thank you. 120 00:07:19,222 --> 00:07:21,599 That's beautiful... Class. 121 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:24,996 Easy 200 square meters., right? 122 00:07:25,101 --> 00:07:27,188 You want to measure it? 123 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:30,242 You are a joker. 124 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,787 I will tell Tony that you are here. 125 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,240 Tony? 126 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:03,706 Can I help you? 127 00:08:03,811 --> 00:08:05,834 I'm going charge my battery for a moment. 128 00:08:05,939 --> 00:08:07,210 It is empty. 129 00:08:07,314 --> 00:08:09,379 Be careful with your sockets, 130 00:08:09,483 --> 00:08:10,464 they are worn out. 131 00:08:10,568 --> 00:08:12,632 One short circuit, and everything goes up in flames. 132 00:08:12,737 --> 00:08:15,343 And everything is made of wood... 133 00:08:15,448 --> 00:08:18,197 Who is that? 134 00:08:18,409 --> 00:08:20,015 It's me... 135 00:08:20,121 --> 00:08:21,143 No...! 136 00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:22,478 As a picture it's stupid. 137 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:25,355 You are not fat yet, but one can hardly see you. Crazy. 138 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:28,693 It is not a passport photo from a vending machine, it is a work of art. 139 00:08:28,794 --> 00:08:31,048 Patrick Demeuleu. 140 00:08:31,923 --> 00:08:35,204 Fran?is de Lambreville. - Pleasure. 141 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:37,909 The grandfather is here, the family is complete. 142 00:08:38,013 --> 00:08:40,372 We can celebrate Christmas. 143 00:08:40,474 --> 00:08:44,542 If I were her father, I would have gotten her at 10. 144 00:08:44,646 --> 00:08:47,108 I'm kidding. 145 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:49,980 You look young for your age. 146 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:52,676 You don't say hello, heh Totito? 147 00:08:52,780 --> 00:08:55,352 Is that your new friend? - Hello. 148 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,806 Is that the rowing champion ? 149 00:08:57,910 --> 00:09:00,144 I do not row... - But you do. 150 00:09:00,247 --> 00:09:02,061 Tony told me you row in school. 151 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,063 Remo, row, row, row! 152 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:06,836 He is not the smartest one. 153 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:11,029 I understand for the IQ test. Do not insist. 154 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,824 Your mobile phone might be charged? 155 00:09:13,927 --> 00:09:18,536 Do not touch that. Get your stuff, we're gone. 156 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:21,458 He is not smart, but handsome. That can help. 157 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,566 Would you like to drink something? 158 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,318 Well... 159 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,799 No, a friend is waiting for me in the hallway. 160 00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:33,803 Do not let her wait outside. - Oh yeah? 161 00:09:36,411 --> 00:09:38,716 Please do not stand there. 162 00:09:39,831 --> 00:09:41,916 Hi. 163 00:09:43,461 --> 00:09:44,440 You are going to catch a cold. 164 00:09:44,545 --> 00:09:47,470 - Have you got an ashtray, because... 165 00:09:51,552 --> 00:09:53,449 Sorry. 166 00:09:53,554 --> 00:09:56,745 I present you: Agathe, Fran?is... 167 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:58,414 Eh... Caroline. 168 00:09:58,518 --> 00:10:00,603 Caroline. - No, my name is Sylvie. 169 00:10:00,644 --> 00:10:03,211 That's all the same. All lesbian names. 170 00:10:03,316 --> 00:10:05,838 I was to be called Ana?, but my father 171 00:10:05,943 --> 00:10:08,676 reached for record and said Sylvie. - We don't care. 172 00:10:08,778 --> 00:10:10,303 But at work, all call me Karen. 173 00:10:10,406 --> 00:10:11,511 Mom? - Yes? 174 00:10:11,616 --> 00:10:13,305 Can Tony stay overnight? 175 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:15,891 No. - Tony, bring my phone. 176 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:19,936 No, no, no. We already bothered you enough today. 177 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,190 I will not impose on your generosity. No, no, no. 178 00:10:22,294 --> 00:10:24,401 But the truth is, I will not hide it would be convenient. 179 00:10:24,505 --> 00:10:26,903 No, because tonight, I'm on a big project. 180 00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:30,200 Consulting at a golf course for small people, 181 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:31,658 you know - Yes, of course, a mini golf. 182 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:34,076 But we will be happy to have Tony. 183 00:10:34,182 --> 00:10:36,704 Well, good night. - Ah then if... 184 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:39,334 Thank you, really thanks. - It's nothing, good night. 185 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:42,274 Fran?is? Thank you. - Please. 186 00:10:42,983 --> 00:10:44,004 Goodbye madam. 187 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,675 Can I say goodbye to my son? - Tony? 188 00:10:46,777 --> 00:10:48,177 Come. 189 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,366 Behave yourself, ok? 190 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,868 Your new friend is cool. 191 00:10:56,581 --> 00:10:58,666 Are you coming? 192 00:11:03,505 --> 00:11:05,590 Fran?is! 193 00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:07,655 Do you remember me? - Yeah, yeah, yeah... 194 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,951 Tony's father. - Yes, hello. 195 00:11:11,389 --> 00:11:12,869 Everything good? - Everything good. 196 00:11:12,974 --> 00:11:14,662 He wasn't too much trouble? 197 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,207 - Adrien was happy. 198 00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:19,209 Tony is unusual. He impressed Agathe. 199 00:11:19,314 --> 00:11:21,920 And apart from Nobel there is hardly anyone who can do that. 200 00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:24,090 Do you have time to drink something? 201 00:11:24,196 --> 00:11:25,799 Well... - We... 202 00:11:25,903 --> 00:11:28,387 I invite you. I owe you. 203 00:11:28,742 --> 00:11:31,495 Has your wife ever bitten someone? 204 00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:34,894 We're not married. 205 00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:37,020 That's smart. That's smart. 206 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,063 If you want to get rid of her, hop, 207 00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:41,254 off to the kennel. 208 00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:44,278 I wanted to thank you for the evening. With Sylvie, the fat one? 209 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:48,367 Yeah - What a night... 210 00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:51,036 I love big tits , you know. 211 00:11:51,141 --> 00:11:53,122 I was well served. I almost choked. 212 00:11:53,226 --> 00:11:56,041 She was a rough one She had such breasts... 213 00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:58,232 Oh, so... - Sometimes 214 00:11:58,237 --> 00:11:59,754 in some women with abundant forms, 215 00:11:59,857 --> 00:12:01,631 there is a kind of..... 216 00:12:01,735 --> 00:12:02,965 something tempting. 217 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,375 - Ever fucked a fat whore? 218 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:09,847 You know, in my area are some whores.. 219 00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:13,394 ... but a model with large shapes is unfortunately not very common. 220 00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:15,584 We get you one? 221 00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:17,356 No, the children are waiting. 222 00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:19,546 Ah, yes, you're right. 223 00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:21,402 Do you have five euros? 224 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:23,592 Yes, yes. 225 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,536 You see, iIn women, I pay attention to quantity, not to quality. 226 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,580 I don't care for a quality. - Ah, yes... 227 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,375 It's my way to participate in the national effort. 228 00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:37,419 I do not pay taxes,trully, I do not pay taxes, 229 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,714 but I stuff the sausage in., then I can say that... 230 00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,173 I make the effort with them. 231 00:12:41,278 --> 00:12:43,968 They should thank me, because the sausage... 232 00:12:44,071 --> 00:12:45,136 What sausage? 233 00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:46,284 No, no, no, dear, 234 00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:48,306 we were talking about... we talked about cooking. 235 00:12:48,411 --> 00:12:51,100 Ah. Can Tony come play football with me? 236 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,353 Ah well... 237 00:12:52,457 --> 00:12:53,853 Yeah - Okay. We... 238 00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:56,190 Go get your stuff. I'm coming. 239 00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:57,274 Thank you, Francois. - Why? No.. 240 00:12:57,379 --> 00:12:59,150 Because it's very good what you do. - Well, no... 241 00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:01,404 Can you also have him this weekend? 242 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:04,698 What do you do in life? - I'm an editor. 243 00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:07,869 You write books? - No, he publishes them. 244 00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:10,080 Printer? - Not exactly. 245 00:13:10,185 --> 00:13:12,581 I take care of the writers, people who are fairly... 246 00:13:12,686 --> 00:13:13,792 How should I say it? 247 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:15,336 They are unpredictable. 248 00:13:15,439 --> 00:13:18,630 Ah, OK.The others work and you do nothing. 249 00:13:18,735 --> 00:13:20,216 - You could say something like that, yes. 250 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:24,408 Which is good. That is a nice job. 251 00:13:26,911 --> 00:13:30,280 Tony, pack your things. Hurry. 252 00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:38,755 And this is my little nest. 253 00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,574 Come on in. 254 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,514 Tony, show him our room. 255 00:13:46,014 --> 00:13:48,600 Come on in. Are you afraid? - No. 256 00:13:48,768 --> 00:13:51,332 This is temporary. 257 00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:53,044 I am busy with a few large projects. 258 00:13:53,148 --> 00:13:54,502 I work in construction. 259 00:13:54,606 --> 00:13:55,879 I do all the work. 260 00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:57,964 And if you need something, I'm good at everything. 261 00:13:58,069 --> 00:14:01,470 Tiling, electricity, plumbing, whatever you want. Ah, yes... 262 00:14:01,572 --> 00:14:04,032 I have golden hands, me. 263 00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:08,142 Tony, do not forget your sport shoes. Next to the stove. 264 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,227 Do you want something to drink? - No no. 265 00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:12,418 Are you sure? - Yes Yes Yes. 266 00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:17,737 You will find the ugliest flats in the most beautiful buildings. 267 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,864 Oh shit. Hey No more tinkering. We're going! 268 00:14:20,969 --> 00:14:24,958 I have to hurry because I have an appointment. 269 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:29,645 I am on a huge job. 270 00:14:29,813 --> 00:14:31,251 200 square meters. 271 00:14:31,355 --> 00:14:35,079 In the center of Paris, with terrace. Ah yes. 272 00:14:42,369 --> 00:14:44,764 Listen, I absolutely must find an apartment. 273 00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,100 Otherwise they will take my son away 274 00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:48,688 and he goes to a foster family. Do you understand? 275 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,939 Yes, but I can only recommend that you change neighborhoods. 276 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:53,983 The social housing in the 6th... 277 00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:57,029 it takes a long time and it is complicated. - No, this is where things happen.. 278 00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:59,990 This is where the money is. 279 00:15:00,095 --> 00:15:03,535 I do not know if you noticed, but Tony has a good head.. And only here he can succeed. 280 00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:04,954 If you have... 281 00:15:05,059 --> 00:15:08,167 pedigree dog, you don't let him play with mongrels. 282 00:15:08,271 --> 00:15:11,212 With Social Services, I recommend you better not compare your son to a dog. 283 00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:13,214 You want to stay here so that Tony 284 00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:16,332 grows up in the best environment. 285 00:15:16,612 --> 00:15:19,677 What I can do then is to write a letter you can send 286 00:15:19,781 --> 00:15:21,556 to prove you are on a waiting list 287 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:26,269 to the allocation of housing. - Excellent. 288 00:15:29,126 --> 00:15:31,357 I love the way you type. 289 00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:33,150 It's very erotic. 290 00:15:33,255 --> 00:15:35,529 Yes, yes. It is erotic. It is as if you caress the keys. 291 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:36,865 I think the last time 292 00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:38,657 it was my way of stapling. 293 00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:40,848 That , too. 294 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,811 You love nature, don't you? 295 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,879 I'm sure you walk naked in the forest. 296 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,964 No. - Have you been riding naked? 297 00:15:54,069 --> 00:15:56,428 No again. -I rode naked on a pony.. Yes! 298 00:15:56,532 --> 00:15:59,180 It's pretty ugly, eh... Yes It's pretty ugly and it hurts. 299 00:15:59,283 --> 00:16:02,265 I'm going to disappoint you, because in fact I am really passionate about trees. 300 00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:04,477 I like to observe them in the fall, 301 00:16:04,582 --> 00:16:07,594 well wrapped up in a thick sweater. 302 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:10,525 That's it. 303 00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:15,051 As soon as a woman has an IQ of more than 80, my charm no longer works. 304 00:16:15,217 --> 00:16:18,827 That is not bad because it attracts more people. 305 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:23,206 Exactly. You can not reach to the young people. 306 00:16:23,311 --> 00:16:26,001 They have their own way of reading... 307 00:16:26,107 --> 00:16:28,543 Sure. - The book has to be read on an iPad, 308 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:30,298 on the net... - Oh, yes. 309 00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:34,034 via Skype... - Oh, yes. 310 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,494 What are you doing here? 311 00:16:39,663 --> 00:16:41,267 Well, Fran?is asked me to do your renovation. 312 00:16:41,371 --> 00:16:44,123 What! 313 00:16:46,669 --> 00:16:48,566 That is unbelievable. - Did you hear the news? 314 00:16:48,671 --> 00:16:50,693 Is this a joke? You did not ask him... 315 00:16:50,798 --> 00:16:53,696 Marc-Henri won the Goncourt des Lyc?ns. - Well, if readers like Adrien 316 00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:56,366 voted for him it doesn't surprise me... - Oh? Did you read it? Did you like? 317 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,468 No, because it has a circulation of more than... 318 00:16:58,573 --> 00:16:59,120 100000 copies! 319 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,621 and 50000 euros of profits for the paperback. 320 00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:03,291 And a place of honor in the Book Fair! 321 00:17:03,394 --> 00:17:05,960 Ah, well, great news for French literature. 322 00:17:06,064 --> 00:17:08,879 To celebrate this, I brought a small jewel 323 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,755 we should try. It's superb 324 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:13,219 No, no celebrate, I'll just have water.. 325 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,010 Fran?is. 326 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,223 Sorry. Fran?is I need... 327 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,412 to talk to you... 328 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:23,521 You don't realize it, but this renovation will take 5 weeks. 329 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,690 Listen... 330 00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,880 One: the demolition, 331 00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:28,192 after the demolition, cleaning up the rubble. 332 00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:30,194 Two: the electricity wires. 333 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,278 Three: plaster. 334 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:33,991 Four: sanding, painting. not to mention the sockets, 335 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,035 And a week for your walk-in closet. 336 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,950 Is that all possible with a minimum of dust and noise? 337 00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:43,209 Yes. Yes, I can also dance with my lacquer shoes on, as well. 338 00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:45,876 Well, no! Fran?is, can not work without creating a mess. 339 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,508 Well, then, I think we'll think about it. 340 00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,781 OK. Do that... 341 00:17:52,616 --> 00:17:54,011 with a good bottle of wine. 342 00:17:54,117 --> 00:17:58,393 Aren't they going to offer anything to you tonight? 343 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,581 Ah, well... 344 00:18:19,145 --> 00:18:20,375 That is top wine. 345 00:18:20,477 --> 00:18:23,606 That it is. Ch?eau Ang?us 1982. 346 00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:27,320 A strong aftertaste, as they say. 347 00:18:27,529 --> 00:18:29,676 Are you a writer? - Once in a while... 348 00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,907 I saw that, you have beautiful hair. 349 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,285 Is that your book? 350 00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:37,496 I like to read. 351 00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:40,354 'Pooja Poonam, 352 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:44,566 'a Mauritian servant, who does not speak a word of French... 353 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:48,195 ... goes into service with Henri Fiori, a great writer in search of inspiration. 354 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:53,440 He teaches her French thanks to great classical writers. ' 355 00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:56,058 Does he fuck her? 356 00:18:57,351 --> 00:18:59,436 Is he screwing her? 357 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,043 I bet he'll empty his balls... 358 00:19:01,149 --> 00:19:04,797 and find his inspiration again. 359 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,986 Right? 360 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:09,448 That's how it goes. 361 00:19:15,246 --> 00:19:18,614 Will that take a long time? 362 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,878 Please! 363 00:19:44,278 --> 00:19:47,911 Good afternoon, ma'am. - Good afternoon. 364 00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:50,117 What is this? 365 00:19:59,461 --> 00:20:02,484 What are you doing here? That is not possible. 366 00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:04,675 - You must be right. 367 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:17,041 Are you crazy? You are an incompetent! You are a nuisance! 368 00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:18,210 I don't beleive it! 369 00:20:18,315 --> 00:20:20,338 I'm sorry, I'll cover it! 370 00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:21,881 I'll cover it! 371 00:20:21,984 --> 00:20:23,340 I wonder,don't you have a room, 372 00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:26,051 a basement, somewhere where I could put all my stuff? 373 00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:28,971 I'll give you the key to the maid's room. 374 00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:30,097 Does the maid have a room? 375 00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:32,330 - Yes, upstairs. 376 00:20:32,455 --> 00:20:34,185 Come. 377 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:38,011 No. We bring them straight up.. Come on. 378 00:20:39,713 --> 00:20:42,738 It's better that you come in the morning when she's gone... 379 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,030 and you leave in the afternoon, before she returns... 380 00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:48,449 She's a little sensitive. You need to know her. 381 00:20:48,554 --> 00:20:50,860 Here, help me. 382 00:20:51,474 --> 00:20:53,559 Here, pick it up. 383 00:20:54,478 --> 00:20:56,127 Speaking of pushing.... - Yes? 384 00:20:56,232 --> 00:20:58,503 What about an ice rabbit in bed? 385 00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:00,964 Certainly, it's not always party 386 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:03,154 ...or am I mistaken? 387 00:21:06,949 --> 00:21:09,682 Come on, with everything I tell you. 388 00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:11,602 Spit it out. How is it? 389 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,604 - It has never been a lot of fireworks., 390 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,397 but until the birth of Adrien, 391 00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:18,588 the sparks flew off. 392 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:22,112 What? You haven't fucked her since since your child was born? 393 00:21:22,217 --> 00:21:23,531 Oh, everything happened very fast. 394 00:21:23,635 --> 00:21:26,826 We used to live in a kind of quiet and frozen desert. 395 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,147 A little like Antarctica. 396 00:21:31,977 --> 00:21:33,875 Damn,... 397 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,377 that's awful. 398 00:21:35,479 --> 00:21:39,205 No, it's nicer than you think. 399 00:21:40,446 --> 00:21:43,926 We meet with penguins: People like us, well dressed... 400 00:21:44,031 --> 00:21:45,011 ... who talk a lot. 401 00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:48,727 When I was little, I wanted to become ornithologist... 402 00:21:48,827 --> 00:21:50,913 For real? 403 00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:54,742 Why didn't you study medicine? 404 00:21:57,254 --> 00:21:59,339 Yes, you're right. 405 00:21:59,882 --> 00:22:01,529 Why? 406 00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:04,325 Look closely. Isn't there an old man you just kick the bucket? 407 00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:07,912 Or say, a Polack who was deported? 408 00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:10,144 I have looked at everything. 409 00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:13,835 The concierge who lends me the room, is coming back tomorrow. 410 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,085 That means it's urgent. 411 00:22:15,191 --> 00:22:17,256 I understand, I have looked at everything., 412 00:22:17,361 --> 00:22:18,672 I... 413 00:22:18,777 --> 00:22:22,344 If they take my son away, I'll be like the frog and the tire... 414 00:22:22,449 --> 00:22:23,679 Like in the cartoon.? 415 00:22:23,782 --> 00:22:27,015 If they take away the tire, the frog loses its color. 416 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,519 Ah, well, comparing your son to a frog, 417 00:22:29,624 --> 00:22:31,772 is not a good idea either. 418 00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,313 No, Tony, is the tire. 419 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,521 All right. - A tire is not good either. 420 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:41,447 Are you all right? 421 00:22:41,551 --> 00:22:43,762 No. 422 00:22:43,888 --> 00:22:47,787 Do you want something, a glass of water or... 423 00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:52,299 If you accept a drink with me, I'll be better. 424 00:22:52,524 --> 00:22:55,360 In addition, he was like a bear! 425 00:22:55,402 --> 00:22:56,839 - How so? Was he hairy? 426 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:59,029 No, no, I mean... 427 00:22:59,034 --> 00:23:01,470 He said even less than an ordinary person, if possible. 428 00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:03,659 Oh, right. - Yes! So... 429 00:23:03,664 --> 00:23:05,745 So I came back to Paris because... 430 00:23:06,454 --> 00:23:09,061 social work is my calling. My passion are trees and I.. 431 00:23:09,165 --> 00:23:11,021 I do not need a forester for trees. 432 00:23:11,127 --> 00:23:13,023 Sure. 433 00:23:13,129 --> 00:23:14,609 You know what you want. 434 00:23:14,713 --> 00:23:17,549 You too. 435 00:23:17,675 --> 00:23:18,823 - That is rare. 436 00:23:18,926 --> 00:23:20,866 Fran?is. -- Am I interrupting? 437 00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:22,742 No. Wait, come drink something with us! 438 00:23:22,847 --> 00:23:24,870 Well... The boys will soon leave. 439 00:23:24,975 --> 00:23:27,123 Oh, but let them breathe a little. 440 00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:29,606 Fran?is, this is Julie 441 00:23:29,727 --> 00:23:31,813 a young lady who loves trees. 442 00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:34,715 Fran?is, a man who destroys them. - Oh... 443 00:23:34,818 --> 00:23:36,132 He's a publisher. 444 00:23:36,236 --> 00:23:37,217 Editor. - - That is the same. 445 00:23:37,321 --> 00:23:39,803 You destroy forests for stupid 446 00:23:39,907 --> 00:23:41,513 books about arrogant Parisians. 447 00:23:41,618 --> 00:23:43,557 He has a point. - I also thought that 448 00:23:43,662 --> 00:23:45,392 - You do not look like a lumberjack. 449 00:23:45,496 --> 00:23:47,894 It is true that I know more about paper than than the trees, but... 450 00:23:47,999 --> 00:23:49,355 I would love to learn. 451 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:51,691 If you could advise me some reading... 452 00:23:51,795 --> 00:23:55,153 Well, you know you can't learn nature from books. 453 00:23:55,258 --> 00:23:57,344 I guess... 454 00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:01,473 I see! 455 00:24:07,437 --> 00:24:10,252 push me and then touch me. 456 00:24:10,357 --> 00:24:13,814 Until you get my satisfaction 457 00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:15,592 push me and then... 458 00:24:15,696 --> 00:24:18,678 Evelyne, you would make sure they do not visit porn sites. 459 00:24:18,783 --> 00:24:20,931 This is not porn, that is Patrick's favorite clip. 460 00:24:21,036 --> 00:24:25,467 At least, those girls are in good health. 461 00:24:32,423 --> 00:24:35,029 You got a 9 in history? - Can't you read? 462 00:24:35,134 --> 00:24:37,032 Hey! Have you seen Adrien's grades? 463 00:24:37,136 --> 00:24:39,992 Not to boast, but since he became friend with my Toto, 464 00:24:40,097 --> 00:24:42,766 his gray matter is growing... Bravo! 465 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:45,125 Would you mind not to wander in your slip around my apartment? 466 00:24:45,228 --> 00:24:47,622 - You want me to remove it? 467 00:24:51,610 --> 00:24:54,175 I thought I was clear. I asked you not to work when I get home. 468 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,386 First Fran?is asked me to have something to drink with him... 469 00:24:57,491 --> 00:24:58,888 And secondly... 470 00:24:58,992 --> 00:25:00,973 ... and I have something to offer you. 471 00:25:01,078 --> 00:25:03,518 Would you like to come with me tomorrow afternoon to Ikea? 472 00:25:03,622 --> 00:25:06,230 No, I hope it's a joke. 473 00:25:06,334 --> 00:25:08,550 No. Until tomorrow, Tony! 474 00:25:08,712 --> 00:25:10,025 I'll explain. If you want your closet made to measure, 475 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:12,694 it will cost you an arm and a leg. 476 00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:14,614 And you will have it in 6 months. 477 00:25:14,717 --> 00:25:17,700 If we go to Ikea, you choose, in two hours we load it. 478 00:25:17,803 --> 00:25:19,868 ... and I will mount it in a week. 479 00:25:19,973 --> 00:25:22,059 Then I'm done. 480 00:25:22,268 --> 00:25:26,434 And then you don't need to see again my ugly mug in your life 481 00:25:26,607 --> 00:25:28,692 Tempting, isn't it? 482 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,108 It's not my truck. It's my half-brother's. 483 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:52,379 He has a car wash in Belgium. The ad means: 484 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:57,817 "Come and wash your big car." 485 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:35,039 Well, look at least. - I'm looking. 486 00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:47,537 Well, this cabinet is very good. 487 00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:51,470 Buy it. I'll wait in the restaurant. 488 00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:53,430 No, wait, wait! - Do not touch me! 489 00:26:53,535 --> 00:26:55,390 No, wait, because it concerns the layout of the closet. 490 00:26:55,495 --> 00:26:58,393 It is easy for men. A drawer for socks and for underwear. 491 00:26:58,498 --> 00:27:01,937 Women need more space. 492 00:27:02,042 --> 00:27:05,024 For panties, corsets, 493 00:27:05,129 --> 00:27:07,277 suspenders... - You are obsessed. 494 00:27:07,382 --> 00:27:09,655 What? Because I say panties'? 495 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,406 Can't I say that? Panties, panties, panties, panties? 496 00:27:11,511 --> 00:27:14,368 Is that what bothers you? Why? Are you walking around bare-assed? 497 00:27:14,473 --> 00:27:18,373 Well, put six drawers for my panties, right? 498 00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:33,368 You are an alcoholic. 499 00:27:34,579 --> 00:27:39,276 Is this how you thank me I loaded the truck by myself? 500 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:46,446 I love coming to Ikea Just for the meatballs. 501 00:27:46,549 --> 00:27:48,943 How was Tony's mother? 502 00:27:50,261 --> 00:27:51,200 It's a long story. 503 00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:52,951 Well, you can tell it. 504 00:27:53,056 --> 00:27:57,754 Besides watching you eat like a pig, I have nothing else to do. 505 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,050 I met my son's mother... 506 00:28:03,193 --> 00:28:04,299 through a corkscrew. 507 00:28:04,402 --> 00:28:06,175 Yes.. 508 00:28:06,279 --> 00:28:08,218 So you see, I could have been a millionaire. 509 00:28:08,323 --> 00:28:10,514 No, I assure you, no kidding, I could have been a millionaire, 510 00:28:10,618 --> 00:28:12,598 but a bastard stole my idea. 511 00:28:12,702 --> 00:28:15,434 I invented the corkscrew 'Fast & Furious.' 512 00:28:15,539 --> 00:28:17,646 Yes, . Why was it fast and furious? 513 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:20,357 That is, a corkscrew which in turn opens the bottle 514 00:28:20,461 --> 00:28:22,401 and cuts the potatoes. 515 00:28:22,505 --> 00:28:23,860 And Tony's mother, 516 00:28:23,964 --> 00:28:26,050 She believed in me. 517 00:28:27,468 --> 00:28:29,804 And that girl, did she study? 518 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:33,579 I see what you think. 519 00:28:33,683 --> 00:28:36,039 You wonder how... 520 00:28:36,145 --> 00:28:39,566 an intelligent child like Tony.. 521 00:28:39,689 --> 00:28:41,297 ... can have such a stupid father? 522 00:28:41,401 --> 00:28:42,547 Not at all. - Yes 523 00:28:42,651 --> 00:28:43,673 Not really. 524 00:28:43,777 --> 00:28:46,348 Well, I know that question. 525 00:28:46,781 --> 00:28:47,927 No, she did not study. 526 00:28:48,032 --> 00:28:52,287 She could not because she was ill. 527 00:28:53,997 --> 00:28:56,479 Before she died, she asked me to give her a child... 528 00:28:56,584 --> 00:28:58,669 and I gave her that. 529 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:00,525 After her death, 530 00:29:00,629 --> 00:29:03,111 her family came to see me... 531 00:29:03,716 --> 00:29:05,843 and asked me to get lost. 532 00:29:07,887 --> 00:29:09,973 I did not belong. 533 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:17,335 Did you believe me? - It's not true? 534 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,670 Of course not! 535 00:29:18,773 --> 00:29:21,506 That is the story I tell Tony when he asks about his mother. 536 00:29:21,611 --> 00:29:23,697 No, Tony is a child.. 537 00:29:23,821 --> 00:29:25,385 I fucked many women in my life... 538 00:29:25,489 --> 00:29:27,429 One day a woman knocked on my door 539 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:30,057 And she said, 'Here's your son, fool.' And left. 540 00:29:30,162 --> 00:29:33,086 Tony is the son of the beer, yes. 541 00:29:33,374 --> 00:29:36,063 Good that you told him the other story. 542 00:29:36,169 --> 00:29:39,890 You give me a compliment for the first time. 543 00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:43,738 We have to celebrate that. - There is no one else. 544 00:29:43,843 --> 00:29:45,929 Chestnut? 545 00:29:46,179 --> 00:29:48,264 - The childhood. 546 00:29:48,306 --> 00:29:49,454 The elm? 547 00:29:49,558 --> 00:29:51,288 - The elm? 548 00:29:51,393 --> 00:29:52,705 The mystery. 549 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:54,896 Hornbeam? 550 00:29:56,189 --> 00:29:58,275 The magic. 551 00:29:59,151 --> 00:30:01,612 Their names are always masculine. 552 00:30:02,196 --> 00:30:05,122 Are trees a male symbol for virility? 553 00:30:05,199 --> 00:30:08,389 At least those with a conical crown are. 554 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:12,019 Conical, what a beautiful word. I am learning. 555 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:15,877 Conical, like tall and towering cypress trees. 556 00:30:16,794 --> 00:30:18,568 This elongated shape, 557 00:30:18,672 --> 00:30:21,634 full of sap, pointing skyward. 558 00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:25,115 The comparison is clear, isn't it? 559 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:28,538 In a normal man, it is not like that all the time 560 00:30:28,641 --> 00:30:30,038 you know... 561 00:30:30,142 --> 00:30:32,290 And how far this passion is going to lead you? 562 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:34,752 Well, once, an Iranian guru introduced me to the tradition... 563 00:30:34,857 --> 00:30:36,254 of a tribe of his country. 564 00:30:36,357 --> 00:30:39,674 There, for the purpose of fertility they tatoo the tree... 565 00:30:39,777 --> 00:30:40,967 on the body of young women. 566 00:30:41,072 --> 00:30:43,511 The roots start from the pubis, 567 00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:46,556 and the branches are directed to the breasts. 568 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:49,408 Do you have such a tattoo? - No. 569 00:30:50,290 --> 00:30:52,979 He painted my body with henna. 570 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:55,857 The feeling of that brush, painting the tree.... 571 00:30:55,962 --> 00:30:58,975 ... remains the most erotic experience of my life. 572 00:30:59,217 --> 00:31:01,302 Oh yeah... 573 00:31:02,513 --> 00:31:03,535 Sure...I understand. 574 00:31:03,639 --> 00:31:06,563 Well. That has to be moved. 575 00:31:06,973 --> 00:31:10,019 That has to be moved. 576 00:31:10,144 --> 00:31:13,043 There must be more room between these two. 577 00:31:13,148 --> 00:31:15,234 There too. 578 00:31:17,028 --> 00:31:19,801 Can you tell me what you are doing? - I paint. 579 00:31:19,905 --> 00:31:21,677 Is there anyone here able to answer 580 00:31:21,781 --> 00:31:23,348 without being so obvious? 581 00:31:23,451 --> 00:31:25,515 Yes, Joseph Pointeau, I'm the new designer. 582 00:31:25,618 --> 00:31:27,143 - I asked for a completely black surface. 583 00:31:27,247 --> 00:31:30,397 Here there is only one work: the Altar of Mapplethorpe. 584 00:31:30,502 --> 00:31:32,315 That, Madam, is the bottom layer. 585 00:31:32,420 --> 00:31:34,900 Yes, save me the technical details., please. Thank you. 586 00:31:35,005 --> 00:31:36,570 Do you know what it is a masterpiece? 587 00:31:36,674 --> 00:31:39,447 A work with so much power and precision... 588 00:31:39,552 --> 00:31:42,700 ... that the spontaneity is the opposite of the approach. 589 00:31:42,805 --> 00:31:45,036 And you think that an almost black wall 590 00:31:45,141 --> 00:31:46,162 is appropriate for its presentation? 591 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,373 Well, I assure you, after three layers it is black... 592 00:31:48,478 --> 00:31:50,668 But those who saw the wall 593 00:31:50,772 --> 00:31:53,461 or not, will know that it is white underneath. 594 00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:55,255 Change all that! 595 00:31:55,358 --> 00:31:57,444 Come, Sebastien! 596 00:31:57,821 --> 00:32:00,479 Agathe, Adrien's school. 597 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,245 Hello? 598 00:32:05,954 --> 00:32:08,039 Of course. 599 00:32:08,502 --> 00:32:10,980 Call Fran?is. 600 00:32:14,087 --> 00:32:15,361 Voicemail. 601 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:19,631 Your son works for a gang in the 19th arrondissement. 602 00:32:20,470 --> 00:32:22,870 He gives them SIM cards in exchange for a payment 603 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:26,253 ... and a phone with unlimited calling credit. 604 00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:32,630 I did not know he had a cell phone. 605 00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:36,103 We also discovered that he was bribing the class representative. 606 00:32:36,113 --> 00:32:39,930 He paid him to exchange his 607 00:32:40,033 --> 00:32:42,890 exams in the teachers' room. 608 00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:45,851 Hence the increase in his grades. 609 00:32:45,956 --> 00:32:48,481 It appears that trafficking and bribery 610 00:32:48,585 --> 00:32:51,422 would be his only illegal activities. 611 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:53,654 To prevent disclosure 612 00:32:53,757 --> 00:32:55,698 and protect the reputation of our establishment, 613 00:32:55,801 --> 00:32:58,428 ... we will not send him away immediately. 614 00:32:58,596 --> 00:33:01,164 But next year he is no longer welcome. 615 00:33:02,642 --> 00:33:05,833 The results of the orientation test are clear: 616 00:33:05,937 --> 00:33:10,544 no capacity for abstraction, no interest in anything. 617 00:33:10,941 --> 00:33:14,653 We advise him to choose a technical direction. 618 00:33:30,630 --> 00:33:31,777 Good morning, what do you want? 619 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,096 A glass of Calvados. Huh? 620 00:33:38,805 --> 00:33:40,891 Thank you. 621 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,186 We'll take another one. 622 00:33:46,063 --> 00:33:48,150 Well. 623 00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:50,666 Tony told me everything about Adrien. 624 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,239 It is not that bad. 625 00:33:53,779 --> 00:33:55,511 He pinched a cell phone. 626 00:33:55,614 --> 00:33:58,365 He managed to have good grades. 627 00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:00,225 It was not a bad deal, right? 628 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:04,771 Ah, well, certainly for you, it is more of a success, right? 629 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:09,927 You at least have no worries for the future of your child. 630 00:34:10,296 --> 00:34:13,198 You may be surprised, but sometimes I would rather have 631 00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,387 an idiot for a son. 632 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:18,297 So I could get rid of him, yes. 633 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,914 Could send him to a kind of a school for stupids in Belgium... 634 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,375 and could take care of something else, take care of myself, for example. 635 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,335 because I also have plans. 636 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,965 Oh, yeah? Which? Besides invading other people's lives? 637 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:32,082 Ah... Ms. Congeniality is back. 638 00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:36,554 Two glasses of Calvados and she brings out her claws. 639 00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,875 Two more. 640 00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:41,872 I had a bar 641 00:34:42,124 --> 00:34:43,188 and I had a lot of plans. 642 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,960 But I was not lucky. I did not get the money. 643 00:34:48,632 --> 00:34:51,112 I wanted to make the first female aquarium. 644 00:34:51,217 --> 00:34:53,788 A bar with women's aquarium. 645 00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,325 A women's aquarium? 646 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,734 Yes! A women's aquarium. 647 00:34:58,976 --> 00:35:02,250 I'll explain. Because the water... the water is magical. 648 00:35:02,355 --> 00:35:05,013 The water is... is mysterious. 649 00:35:05,731 --> 00:35:07,817 Wait. 650 00:35:07,822 --> 00:35:09,716 Pour water in here. 651 00:35:09,821 --> 00:35:13,179 Look. Do you see a girl who is serving there? 652 00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:14,931 She is normal, see. 653 00:35:15,035 --> 00:35:17,163 And now look at... 654 00:35:18,288 --> 00:35:20,375 her through the water. 655 00:35:20,748 --> 00:35:22,439 She becomes poetry. 656 00:35:22,542 --> 00:35:26,653 Now imagine it with small fish around, that turn... 657 00:35:26,756 --> 00:35:29,904 That is universal because fish can be found everywhere. 658 00:35:30,007 --> 00:35:31,783 I focus on the international market. 659 00:35:31,888 --> 00:35:33,199 - Why didn't you do it? 660 00:35:33,304 --> 00:35:36,579 My bar burned down. but no matter, I'm going to do it with my half-brother, 661 00:35:36,683 --> 00:35:40,042 He has a car wash in Belgium. 662 00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:41,960 But I do not talk about it. 663 00:35:42,065 --> 00:35:44,812 Otherwise, someone will pick up my idea. 664 00:35:45,485 --> 00:35:47,570 Well, I'm off. 665 00:35:49,071 --> 00:35:52,325 Adrien, do you realize? 666 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,391 He managed to have a telephone and good grades. 667 00:35:55,496 --> 00:35:58,519 He achieves what he wants through illegal practices. 668 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,522 His future lies in organized crime. 669 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:05,257 You're under house arrest, no video games... 670 00:36:05,383 --> 00:36:07,653 ... and no TV until the end of the school year. 671 00:36:07,758 --> 00:36:10,177 Done. It's silly, but... 672 00:36:10,303 --> 00:36:13,406 but I don't want to get tired for nothing. 673 00:36:15,182 --> 00:36:17,268 Is she sick? 674 00:36:18,645 --> 00:36:21,711 You have to be stricter. 675 00:36:21,815 --> 00:36:25,185 If anyone can pull it, you can. 676 00:36:25,196 --> 00:36:26,925 Besides the hands, of course. 677 00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:30,662 And even for that, you lack a bit of grip. 678 00:36:31,617 --> 00:36:33,391 You don't have to be so hateful. 679 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,175 You are not obliged to go to the 680 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,852 award ceremony of Marc-Henri. 681 00:36:36,955 --> 00:36:39,522 Oh, no! And then to hear you say for weeks... 682 00:36:39,627 --> 00:36:42,024 ... that I despise the success of the person who provides for our life. 683 00:36:42,129 --> 00:36:45,940 I'd rather be tortured than entertain a phony. 684 00:36:47,802 --> 00:36:51,117 He proves that the worse you write the more you are read. 685 00:36:51,222 --> 00:36:53,954 Don't do that to yourself. Everyone will get better. 686 00:36:54,058 --> 00:36:56,143 Ah, well, how nice! 687 00:37:08,991 --> 00:37:12,448 Tell me, Tony, did you know about Adrien? 688 00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:17,188 Do you also think I'm a terrible mother? 689 00:37:17,293 --> 00:37:20,421 A horrible mother.That's already something. 690 00:37:32,142 --> 00:37:34,227 What's that? 691 00:38:01,130 --> 00:38:03,510 Gee, horse! 692 00:38:03,635 --> 00:38:05,720 Mr. Demeuleu. 693 00:38:06,135 --> 00:38:07,408 Evelyne? - Madam... 694 00:38:07,513 --> 00:38:09,829 What are you doing here? - Fran?is said 695 00:38:09,933 --> 00:38:11,998 I could sleep here, then I am closer to my work. 696 00:38:12,101 --> 00:38:13,498 Do you want to take part in the rodeo? 697 00:38:13,602 --> 00:38:16,668 Come, lovebird... - Do not touch me! 698 00:38:16,773 --> 00:38:17,836 I want to see if you are a real redhead. 699 00:38:17,941 --> 00:38:20,026 Let me go! 700 00:38:35,418 --> 00:38:37,504 Good morning. 701 00:38:38,003 --> 00:38:41,106 I have great news, I found a sander. 702 00:38:41,674 --> 00:38:44,600 And I'll do the parquet for free, as a gift. 703 00:38:44,721 --> 00:38:48,087 I have made coffee. Do you want some? - Gladly. 704 00:38:50,475 --> 00:38:52,208 Isn't Evelyne here? 705 00:38:52,310 --> 00:38:54,396 - She's not coming anymore. 706 00:38:59,651 --> 00:39:00,925 Thank you. 707 00:39:01,029 --> 00:39:02,427 - Did you hurt yourself? 708 00:39:02,531 --> 00:39:04,865 I felll from the horse. 709 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:22,364 Yes... No, no bother at all. 710 00:39:22,469 --> 00:39:26,077 I can speak, of course. No, no, they are playing. 711 00:39:26,183 --> 00:39:27,370 Yes. 712 00:39:27,474 --> 00:39:28,621 Well, well, yes. 713 00:39:28,726 --> 00:39:30,998 Alright. I like that. 714 00:39:31,103 --> 00:39:33,189 I'll call back. We'll talk again. 715 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:35,962 No, continue. 716 00:39:36,067 --> 00:39:38,090 Secret phone calls? 717 00:39:38,195 --> 00:39:40,530 It's work. 718 00:39:40,654 --> 00:39:42,137 Work... 719 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:46,288 I have two super-developed organs. 720 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:49,143 And they tell me that there is mystery in the air. 721 00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:51,626 No? Is it a girl? 722 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:54,358 Come on, is it a girl? Tell me. 723 00:39:54,462 --> 00:39:58,153 Look, it was after the award ceremony of Marc-Henri. 724 00:39:58,256 --> 00:39:58,905 Well, we met again... - I don't care? 725 00:39:59,008 --> 00:40:03,034 I'm not asking for her social security number. Did you fuck her? 726 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,702 A real tightrope walker. 727 00:40:04,807 --> 00:40:07,164 She immediately put me on the verge of explosion, 728 00:40:07,269 --> 00:40:09,334 and kept me on the edge all the time. 729 00:40:09,436 --> 00:40:13,774 The first time... she has... 730 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,945 What? 731 00:40:21,449 --> 00:40:22,680 It was... It was fantastic. 732 00:40:22,784 --> 00:40:24,349 The fuck? You're kidding! 733 00:40:24,452 --> 00:40:26,580 You're such a pig!!! 734 00:40:26,747 --> 00:40:27,768 A pig! 735 00:40:27,873 --> 00:40:30,980 Sure, I was used to the penguins in Antarctica. 736 00:40:31,085 --> 00:40:34,109 Now, it's crazy, I am back in a world where there are women. 737 00:40:34,213 --> 00:40:36,778 with their mouths, their asses, their tits. 738 00:40:36,882 --> 00:40:39,489 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 739 00:40:39,594 --> 00:40:42,201 You are going to live again. Go on!Go on! 740 00:40:42,305 --> 00:40:44,391 Very good, Fran?is! 741 00:40:44,851 --> 00:40:47,456 In fact... This woman... You know her. It's.. is Julie. 742 00:40:47,561 --> 00:40:49,645 Julie? Julie,... 743 00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:53,548 Do you mind? 744 00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:54,838 No, no, no, no, no. 745 00:40:54,943 --> 00:40:57,967 I just want her... not to be distracted, you know... 746 00:40:58,072 --> 00:41:00,220 from finding a flat for me. 747 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:02,410 It's just that. 748 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:04,851 And also... 749 00:41:04,954 --> 00:41:07,687 It will do her good to do it with an old man. 750 00:41:07,791 --> 00:41:09,230 Yes. 751 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:12,337 Patrick... with Julie, that's serious. 752 00:41:13,173 --> 00:41:15,259 Dad! 753 00:41:17,761 --> 00:41:20,827 It would be nice to talk to Etienne about his novel. 754 00:41:20,929 --> 00:41:22,329 To tell him that you liked it. 755 00:41:22,433 --> 00:41:23,620 I haven't opened it yet. 756 00:41:23,725 --> 00:41:25,665 As if you never talked about a book 757 00:41:25,769 --> 00:41:27,750 that you have not read before. 758 00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:31,422 I need his support on the Board of Directors. 759 00:41:31,526 --> 00:41:33,611 Can you help me please? 760 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,405 Can you help me? 761 00:41:38,949 --> 00:41:42,517 We need help for the project with Sugimoto. 762 00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:46,813 Can you talk about it with your friend, the minister? 763 00:41:46,917 --> 00:41:49,002 Aren't you ready? 764 00:41:51,839 --> 00:41:53,924 What's wrong? 765 00:41:55,009 --> 00:41:57,137 You look wierd. 766 00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:02,996 I'm not going to the reception. - What? 767 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,186 Why not? 768 00:42:05,604 --> 00:42:08,023 The one time I need you... 769 00:42:10,776 --> 00:42:12,862 I've met someone. 770 00:42:19,452 --> 00:42:21,537 Someone...? 771 00:42:21,579 --> 00:42:24,150 Be clear when you say something. 772 00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:28,774 I'm leaving with her. Is that clear enough? 773 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:30,527 If it were a man, 774 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:33,734 at least it would have been more surprising. 775 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:35,698 You see, everything is nicely arranged. 776 00:42:35,802 --> 00:42:39,614 Your bag will be packed in five minutes. 777 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,291 Shame. The room is ready. 778 00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:46,852 You won't enjoy it. 779 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:54,322 The black widow. 780 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:58,608 It fits you like a glove, huh. 781 00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:03,520 Tomorrow Fran?is goes with Adrien to the dentist. 782 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,647 Do you mind doing it instead? 783 00:43:05,752 --> 00:43:06,774 No. 784 00:43:06,878 --> 00:43:09,611 On the other hand, let him also check Tony. 785 00:43:09,714 --> 00:43:12,863 Afterwards you can visit the Natural History Museum with them. 786 00:43:12,968 --> 00:43:14,032 Isn't Fran?is here? 787 00:43:14,137 --> 00:43:16,440 - No, Fran?is is not here. 788 00:43:16,807 --> 00:43:19,553 He met a woman. He's gone with her. 789 00:43:23,771 --> 00:43:25,857 I'm sorry. 790 00:43:26,525 --> 00:43:29,981 Don't be sorry. For once it is not your fault. 791 00:43:32,614 --> 00:43:35,681 Tomorrow, the dry cleaner closes at 12. 792 00:43:35,785 --> 00:43:38,621 Can you go get the clothes before? 793 00:43:39,290 --> 00:43:43,277 The receipts are on the table by the entrance. 794 00:43:44,044 --> 00:43:46,212 Damn! 795 00:43:46,338 --> 00:43:49,351 What an idiot. Unbelievable. 796 00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:56,807 Sir, a pastis? - A pastis, yes. 797 00:44:07,986 --> 00:44:10,677 What a fantastic exhibition 798 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:12,763 Aah, a small cup, thank you. - Hello. 799 00:44:12,868 --> 00:44:14,597 Do you like it? - Absolutely. Thanks. 800 00:44:14,702 --> 00:44:16,682 Good evening. Everything good? - Fantastic. 801 00:44:16,787 --> 00:44:18,185 Thank you. - And this! This is bullshit. 802 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:20,438 Photographing a flower in black and white... 803 00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:22,897 ... because you cannot photograph a flower in black and white. 804 00:44:23,002 --> 00:44:24,775 No! A flower has color. Life. 805 00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:28,113 It's like fucking with a top model in the dark. 806 00:44:28,217 --> 00:44:30,616 Since when do you know something about top models? 807 00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,118 What are you doing here? - I look around. 808 00:44:33,222 --> 00:44:35,787 The drinks are free and I entertain your guests. 809 00:44:35,891 --> 00:44:37,248 Good evening, madam! 810 00:44:37,351 --> 00:44:38,582 Everything good? 811 00:44:38,686 --> 00:44:40,772 Yeah, fine. 812 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,711 What it is? 813 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:45,005 This is an art foundation, not a circus! 814 00:44:45,111 --> 00:44:47,842 If you keep bothering the guests, I will call security. 815 00:44:47,946 --> 00:44:49,803 Got it, Herr Kommandant! 816 00:44:49,907 --> 00:44:52,431 Your friends are hypocrites. They do not really love you. 817 00:44:52,535 --> 00:44:54,724 I don't do this to be loved. 818 00:44:54,828 --> 00:44:56,643 Oh, yeah. They call you a glacier, 819 00:44:56,748 --> 00:44:59,061 who made a freezer a work of art, 820 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:00,939 that has no soul. No soul. 821 00:45:01,044 --> 00:45:03,614 Because you have a soul? 822 00:45:03,670 --> 00:45:05,756 A soul full of alcohol 823 00:45:05,882 --> 00:45:07,967 and vulgar talk. 824 00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:12,244 Fuck my soul! But I'm worried about yours. 825 00:45:12,348 --> 00:45:13,495 How can you stay so insensitive 826 00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:15,830 when you were dumped like an old sock?, eh? 827 00:45:15,934 --> 00:45:18,146 Eh? Tell me. 828 00:45:22,484 --> 00:45:23,839 Do you want something? - A whiskey. 829 00:45:23,943 --> 00:45:25,049 Ice? - Thank you. 830 00:45:25,153 --> 00:45:27,239 Thank you. 831 00:45:48,303 --> 00:45:50,388 Agathe. 832 00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:56,050 I'm sorry about before. - - Doesn't matter. 833 00:46:02,277 --> 00:46:05,113 It is raining. - Yes, it rains. 834 00:46:07,824 --> 00:46:12,183 Do you really want to spend the evening in the rain? 835 00:46:12,288 --> 00:46:14,374 Eh? 836 00:46:18,086 --> 00:46:20,171 Please. 837 00:46:32,016 --> 00:46:32,996 Do you have another one? 838 00:46:33,101 --> 00:46:35,188 - Already? 839 00:46:35,230 --> 00:46:38,042 You are going to plunder my package. 840 00:46:38,148 --> 00:46:41,782 Thanks. - You don't do a half work. 841 00:46:46,992 --> 00:46:49,076 Is everything all right? 842 00:46:49,828 --> 00:46:51,914 Really, is everything all right? 843 00:46:56,170 --> 00:47:00,512 Ah... I do not like whiskey. It tastes like earth. 844 00:47:01,673 --> 00:47:05,094 Everything is fine. 845 00:47:14,355 --> 00:47:16,253 There's something Russian about you. 846 00:47:16,357 --> 00:47:18,213 A Russian heroine. 847 00:47:18,318 --> 00:47:19,715 Yes, Russia. 848 00:47:19,819 --> 00:47:22,216 Don't be stupid, I'm 100% Breton. 849 00:47:22,321 --> 00:47:24,386 That's the same. 850 00:47:24,491 --> 00:47:26,430 Russia and Brittany 851 00:47:26,535 --> 00:47:29,017 suffer from the climate. 852 00:47:29,123 --> 00:47:31,728 They are obliged to drink to forget. 853 00:47:31,832 --> 00:47:34,403 You are good at ethnology. 854 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:35,940 I did my military service with the Navy. 855 00:47:36,045 --> 00:47:38,237 I know three things well: 856 00:47:38,342 --> 00:47:40,426 Alcohol, and... 857 00:47:40,632 --> 00:47:42,718 The cheap whores 858 00:47:42,843 --> 00:47:44,658 and geography. 859 00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:46,847 The geography... 860 00:47:47,641 --> 00:47:51,542 And what would you say, since you are a bit Russian... 861 00:47:51,977 --> 00:47:52,917 ... for a well chilled vodka? 862 00:47:53,019 --> 00:47:56,477 - Ah, I would say this is the man for the job. 863 00:48:01,990 --> 00:48:03,803 Are you okay? - Yes 864 00:48:03,908 --> 00:48:05,994 Have you hurt yourself? 865 00:48:10,999 --> 00:48:13,794 Hey! I've made you laugh. No? 866 00:48:13,961 --> 00:48:16,985 Yeah - Good. It's okay, it's okay. 867 00:48:17,090 --> 00:48:19,395 Hey, the shots, the shots... 868 00:48:19,468 --> 00:48:21,241 shots of vodka,... 869 00:48:21,345 --> 00:48:23,285 I am the big truck... 870 00:48:23,390 --> 00:48:25,496 Ah! Help! It hurts my arms! 871 00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:27,372 Attention! To the left! To the left! 872 00:48:27,477 --> 00:48:30,044 Oh! Refuelling! 873 00:48:31,523 --> 00:48:33,915 Bravo! - And now, the horse. 874 00:48:33,941 --> 00:48:36,820 But the other way. I will... 875 00:48:36,946 --> 00:48:38,718 ride.- The horse must be harnessed. 876 00:48:38,821 --> 00:48:39,969 You have to tame it. 877 00:48:40,073 --> 00:48:43,440 I ride now. - Attention, you must tame it! 878 00:48:46,663 --> 00:48:49,957 Ah, the rodeo, attention! 879 00:48:50,875 --> 00:48:52,961 Look out! 880 00:48:53,462 --> 00:48:55,589 Look out! 881 00:48:59,261 --> 00:49:02,410 Again, do the horse. - No, no, no, no. 882 00:49:02,514 --> 00:49:04,328 We're done. 883 00:49:04,433 --> 00:49:06,519 Come on, boss! 884 00:49:09,605 --> 00:49:11,690 Lord! You weigh almost nothing. 885 00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,716 A dove. 886 00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:18,155 Light as a dove. 887 00:49:19,573 --> 00:49:23,389 Her head is spinnin, and she wants to be put on the floor. 888 00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:25,579 Otherwise she will throw up. 889 00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:28,770 Oh no, first let's see if the bird can fly. 890 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:30,960 Put me down, please. 891 00:49:40,388 --> 00:49:41,452 Agathe? 892 00:49:41,557 --> 00:49:43,641 Agathe. 893 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,628 You're an idiot! I thought I killed you. 894 00:49:50,733 --> 00:49:52,817 Who are you? 895 00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:57,426 I am the big cat and I am going to eat the pigeon. 896 00:49:58,658 --> 00:50:00,743 Wait. 897 00:50:19,137 --> 00:50:21,223 The boys! 898 00:50:23,392 --> 00:50:25,875 Adrien, Tony, where are you? 899 00:50:26,437 --> 00:50:29,336 What are you doing there? Straight to school. 900 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,299 We got up super early! - Well, it does not hurt for once. 901 00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:35,770 Here, your school bags Come on, hurry. 902 00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:38,075 Hurry! 903 00:50:43,996 --> 00:50:45,479 What's happening ? 904 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,523 Bye. See you tonight. 905 00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:49,025 It's Wednesday. ?? We return at noon. 906 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:51,215 Well...see you later. 907 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,659 Mom, we haven't had breakfast yet... 908 00:50:57,761 --> 00:51:02,461 - Oh, uh... well... have breakfast in a cafeteria. I'll give you money. 909 00:51:03,478 --> 00:51:05,564 Ciao! 910 00:51:11,361 --> 00:51:14,635 As for last night...... 911 00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:17,638 the advantage of... mixing drinks, is that... 912 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,137 I don't remember anything. 913 00:51:20,329 --> 00:51:22,415 Well, me neither. 914 00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:25,231 In any event, for someone who does not drink ever... 915 00:51:25,336 --> 00:51:27,065 you are doing well, eh. 916 00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:29,255 It's a gift. 917 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:32,926 Strike of genius! 918 00:51:43,397 --> 00:51:45,336 It does not surprise me that they are extinct. 919 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,255 How do you want to procreate if you look like this. 920 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,716 No, it's true... 921 00:51:49,820 --> 00:51:52,698 A tail and two small legs. 922 00:51:53,950 --> 00:51:56,472 Look how well it's done. Look at those little bones! 923 00:51:56,576 --> 00:51:57,932 I prefer the mammoths. 924 00:51:58,037 --> 00:52:00,060 No, I have had enough of mammoths. 925 00:52:00,165 --> 00:52:04,252 No, for me the little birds, are...something new. 926 00:52:14,346 --> 00:52:17,271 May I invite you for a dinner tonight? 927 00:52:18,185 --> 00:52:20,271 Look... 928 00:52:20,313 --> 00:52:22,398 Ah, sorry. 929 00:52:26,817 --> 00:52:28,903 Hello? 930 00:52:29,028 --> 00:52:30,510 I wanted to know... 931 00:52:30,614 --> 00:52:31,885 how are you. 932 00:52:31,990 --> 00:52:34,074 Well. And you? 933 00:52:34,744 --> 00:52:38,113 I'm sorry. Everything happened so fast. 934 00:52:38,163 --> 00:52:39,560 I... 935 00:52:39,664 --> 00:52:41,562 I return on Monday. ?? We need to talk. 936 00:52:41,666 --> 00:52:45,921 All right. Until Monday. ?? Have a good time. 937 00:52:47,839 --> 00:52:49,737 Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine, yeah, yeah. 938 00:52:49,841 --> 00:52:51,449 You know if you get hooked... 939 00:52:51,554 --> 00:52:54,411 to each tree for fifteen minutes, we will never finish. 940 00:52:54,516 --> 00:52:57,413 The 'Discovery' course, seems to be very comprehensive and... 941 00:52:57,518 --> 00:52:58,624 very exciting. 942 00:52:58,728 --> 00:53:00,626 The 'Discovery' course is for kids! 943 00:53:00,730 --> 00:53:01,835 Oh, okay? - I assure you, 944 00:53:01,939 --> 00:53:04,379 that "The Great Horror", is much better. 945 00:53:04,484 --> 00:53:08,049 You mean I have to go down on such a thin cable? 946 00:53:08,154 --> 00:53:10,470 Yes, and this is called Tyrolean. Do you see that tree over there? 947 00:53:10,575 --> 00:53:13,889 Here are only trees. - No, the great larch, there. 948 00:53:13,994 --> 00:53:15,432 The big larch? 949 00:53:15,537 --> 00:53:16,726 Well, over here, the Tyrolean zip line 950 00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:19,291 is 175 meters long. 951 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:21,689 It's the longest in Europe. Can you imagine it? 952 00:53:21,793 --> 00:53:22,899 Lucky me! 953 00:53:23,004 --> 00:53:24,817 Well, you ready? - Yes.. 954 00:53:24,922 --> 00:53:27,008 Shall we go ? 955 00:53:29,429 --> 00:53:32,412 You know what you look like? A little koala 956 00:53:32,515 --> 00:53:33,993 clinging to his mother's belly. Come on! 957 00:53:34,098 --> 00:53:36,477 Come on! Come on! 958 00:53:36,603 --> 00:53:38,207 But let me, dammit! I'm coming! 959 00:53:38,312 --> 00:53:39,752 Come on, let me! 960 00:53:39,856 --> 00:53:41,941 Let me. 961 00:53:42,316 --> 00:53:44,401 Well. OK. 962 00:53:44,527 --> 00:53:47,279 Ready... - OK. 963 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,322 Come on, tadpoles. Lights out. 964 00:54:07,676 --> 00:54:09,762 And sleep, eh! 965 00:54:15,227 --> 00:54:16,666 They're sleeping. 966 00:54:16,770 --> 00:54:18,856 They sleep like drunks. 967 00:54:21,107 --> 00:54:22,923 Well... I... 968 00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,466 I'm... 969 00:54:24,571 --> 00:54:25,885 I'm going to my little room, alone, 970 00:54:25,989 --> 00:54:28,490 like a monk. 971 00:54:35,789 --> 00:54:37,771 Eh, you see, I'm right. 972 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:39,898 That my idea of a women's aquarium ... 973 00:54:40,003 --> 00:54:42,088 is not stupid. 974 00:54:43,716 --> 00:54:47,616 A woman in the water is beautiful, she is light. 975 00:54:50,849 --> 00:54:54,754 Of course the shark will ruin everything. 976 00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:56,944 but... 977 00:55:01,276 --> 00:55:03,362 Good evening. 978 00:55:08,993 --> 00:55:11,225 The general opinion, is that it is a success. 979 00:55:11,329 --> 00:55:12,186 I'm sorry to tell you, 980 00:55:12,289 --> 00:55:13,470 but the black around the Mapplethorpe... 981 00:55:13,573 --> 00:55:13,769 was blue. 982 00:55:13,873 --> 00:55:16,856 We didn't meet to celebrate your complacency. 983 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,066 You must perfect what is perfect. 984 00:55:19,172 --> 00:55:21,736 It was not the paint, but the lighting. 985 00:55:21,839 --> 00:55:23,739 Then change it! 986 00:55:23,841 --> 00:55:25,741 And there's... a little problem, Agathe. 987 00:55:25,846 --> 00:55:28,786 This morning someone from the cleaning crew cut his hand.. 988 00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:31,288 collecting pieces of glass on the stairs. 989 00:55:31,392 --> 00:55:33,247 Apparently someone had fun breaking glass. 990 00:55:33,352 --> 00:55:38,493 Carefully chosen guests to behave in this way, it's... 991 00:55:50,997 --> 00:55:52,978 I think the meeting went quite well. 992 00:55:53,082 --> 00:55:55,273 Yes, yes. Very good, very good. 993 00:55:55,377 --> 00:55:56,899 I'm going to screw up. 994 00:55:57,003 --> 00:55:59,944 And you know how you scare people just by speaking to them. 995 00:56:00,048 --> 00:56:01,780 All right! I left my work earlier, 996 00:56:01,884 --> 00:56:04,189 so spare me your absurd compliments. 997 00:56:06,222 --> 00:56:08,370 I do this for Tony. 998 00:56:08,475 --> 00:56:10,561 - That's sweet. 999 00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:15,210 What is the exact nature of your relationship? 1000 00:56:15,314 --> 00:56:18,174 Mr. Demeuleu takes care of his son and mine. 1001 00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:19,800 I give him shelter and... 1002 00:56:19,904 --> 00:56:21,884 What Mrs. tries to explain, 1003 00:56:21,989 --> 00:56:24,720 but does not say... 1004 00:56:24,825 --> 00:56:27,485 is that we are together. 1005 00:56:29,830 --> 00:56:32,061 Do you mean that you are.. 1006 00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:33,814 a stable couple? - That's it! 1007 00:56:33,918 --> 00:56:36,526 Well... a stable couple, is a concept... 1008 00:56:36,630 --> 00:56:38,653 too vague psychologicaly. 1009 00:56:38,758 --> 00:56:40,613 What I am interested to know is how you measure 1010 00:56:40,718 --> 00:56:43,117 the degree of stability in a couple. 1011 00:56:43,220 --> 00:56:44,242 That interests me. 1012 00:56:44,347 --> 00:56:47,163 Well, you see, it... is very simple. There... 1013 00:56:47,266 --> 00:56:48,247 are series of tests. 1014 00:56:48,351 --> 00:56:49,624 In fact, what my colleague... 1015 00:56:49,727 --> 00:56:52,000 is trying to say it's hard to believe that... 1016 00:56:52,106 --> 00:56:54,213 But who asking you to believe? 1017 00:56:54,315 --> 00:56:56,214 Your role is mainly limited to verify... 1018 00:56:56,317 --> 00:56:59,007 that we bring to our children material and emotional security, 1019 00:56:59,113 --> 00:57:00,344 favorable to their development. 1020 00:57:00,447 --> 00:57:02,658 The rest , you shouldn't care about! 1021 00:57:02,825 --> 00:57:05,391 Eh... psychological evaluation of child's environment 1022 00:57:05,494 --> 00:57:07,267 is part of our concerns. 1023 00:57:07,372 --> 00:57:09,727 So you think you are qualified to evaluate me? 1024 00:57:09,832 --> 00:57:12,502 Yeah! - I am available. 1025 00:57:12,669 --> 00:57:15,402 Good. Then we have to check Tony's 1026 00:57:15,506 --> 00:57:16,694 living conditions. 1027 00:57:16,798 --> 00:57:20,365 If you want to check the hygiene of my apartment... 1028 00:57:20,469 --> 00:57:21,909 ...you are welcome. 1029 00:57:22,012 --> 00:57:23,869 - Then we make an appointment. - Yes 1030 00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:25,787 All right. - An appointment for... 1031 00:57:25,891 --> 00:57:27,455 next Friday, 14.00 hours? 1032 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:28,623 No, no, at 9 o'clock. 1033 00:57:28,728 --> 00:57:31,107 At 9, very good. 1034 00:57:31,231 --> 00:57:32,919 You're on my street. 1035 00:57:33,023 --> 00:57:34,339 Let's see... 1036 00:57:34,443 --> 00:57:35,922 Avenue... Boulevard... 1037 00:57:36,026 --> 00:57:38,113 Yes. Avenue Matignon. 1038 00:57:38,118 --> 00:57:40,051 Oh! 1050 euros! 1039 00:57:40,157 --> 00:57:43,536 1050, right? So, I play again. 1040 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:47,290 10! 1, 2, 3, 4... Ah! 1041 00:57:47,456 --> 00:57:50,023 Free Parking. Well, I have all the lots. 1042 00:57:50,126 --> 00:57:51,398 So, I won. 1043 00:57:51,503 --> 00:57:55,048 That's what I call beating your ass, huh? 1044 00:57:55,590 --> 00:57:57,676 Ah, sorry. 1045 00:57:58,260 --> 00:58:00,345 Oh, hi. 1046 00:58:01,722 --> 00:58:03,848 How are you? - Good. 1047 00:58:04,975 --> 00:58:06,207 What did you say to Adrien? 1048 00:58:06,311 --> 00:58:08,604 That you had to leave for your work. 1049 00:58:09,314 --> 00:58:10,544 He was surprised. 1050 00:58:10,648 --> 00:58:13,215 What's so surprising? - Well, you're an editor, right? 1051 00:58:13,319 --> 00:58:16,176 I really do not need you to save lives. 1052 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,553 Can we talk alone for a moment? - - I have to pee urgently! 1053 00:58:19,658 --> 00:58:22,786 Children, go to sleep please. 1054 00:58:24,371 --> 00:58:26,677 Good night. - Good night. 1055 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,022 Hello. 1056 00:58:29,128 --> 00:58:30,356 Everything fine? 1057 00:58:30,461 --> 00:58:32,546 - Yes of course. 1058 00:58:37,677 --> 00:58:39,763 How is she doing? 1059 00:58:40,514 --> 00:58:41,535 Good. 1060 00:58:41,639 --> 00:58:43,413 Yes. Not bad. 1061 00:58:43,518 --> 00:58:44,789 But... 1062 00:58:44,893 --> 00:58:46,291 she keeps up appearances, right? 1063 00:58:46,395 --> 00:58:48,612 Well... She is a Breton! 1064 00:58:49,149 --> 00:58:51,452 Made of granite. 1065 00:58:52,401 --> 00:58:53,800 Your weekend 1066 00:58:53,904 --> 00:58:56,297 how was it? - Ah, bah... 1067 00:58:57,157 --> 00:58:59,994 You know Julie. She is extraordinary.... 1068 00:59:00,743 --> 00:59:03,225 What joy, what excitement... 1069 00:59:03,456 --> 00:59:05,187 What appetite, what... 1070 00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:07,376 What energy. 1071 00:59:08,752 --> 00:59:10,838 Save your strength, huh? 1072 00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:13,007 You'll need it. 1073 00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:17,095 Thug. 1074 00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,265 I'll be right back... 1075 00:59:23,144 --> 00:59:25,040 I've been thinking about us a lot, you know... 1076 00:59:25,146 --> 00:59:29,578 Oh, how nice for her! She certainly had a nice weekend. 1077 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:34,218 You drink? - A piscine. 1078 00:59:34,322 --> 00:59:35,512 A swimming pool? 1079 00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:38,389 Yes, it seems that's the name for this on the beaches of Saint-Tropez. 1080 00:59:38,493 --> 00:59:42,746 A large glass of white wine with ice. Very refreshing. 1081 00:59:46,128 --> 00:59:48,255 What did you think about? 1082 00:59:50,423 --> 00:59:53,448 We harbored illusions about our freedom. 1083 00:59:53,551 --> 00:59:55,720 We avoided commitments. 1084 00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:58,265 Finally... 1085 00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:00,684 ... we grew apart. 1086 01:00:00,975 --> 01:00:02,790 I think it was a mistake. 1087 01:00:02,894 --> 01:00:05,334 And aside from Adrien, we have many things in common,... 1088 01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:10,315 we have to admit. - Well, what exactly do you want to do? 1089 01:00:14,116 --> 01:00:15,721 What if... 1090 01:00:15,825 --> 01:00:17,910 we get married? 1091 01:00:17,994 --> 01:00:19,433 Now? 1092 01:00:19,538 --> 01:00:22,286 Well, it's a little late right? 1093 01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:26,363 It is a good way to start again. 1094 01:00:28,173 --> 01:00:29,944 Instead of passing to the box 'new beginning' 1095 01:00:30,048 --> 01:00:33,860 I would go immediately to Box 'Divorce'. 1096 01:00:41,311 --> 01:00:43,397 Did you meet anyone? 1097 01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:45,525 No... 1098 01:00:46,191 --> 01:00:47,297 Not really no. 1099 01:00:47,402 --> 01:00:49,049 What do you mean? 1100 01:00:49,155 --> 01:00:52,078 Well, I slept a bit with Patrick. 1101 01:00:52,657 --> 01:00:53,720 What Patrick? 1102 01:00:53,825 --> 01:00:55,910 Eh... Patrick. 1103 01:00:57,329 --> 01:00:59,414 Patrick! 1104 01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,188 You mean... you and him... 1105 01:01:01,290 --> 01:01:04,275 Listen, Fran?is, I'm not asking you to give me accounts of your weekend, right? 1106 01:01:04,378 --> 01:01:05,817 I do not even know her name. 1107 01:01:05,921 --> 01:01:08,006 Julie. Is she young? 1108 01:01:08,966 --> 01:01:09,988 A little... 1109 01:01:10,092 --> 01:01:12,178 - Poor thing... 1110 01:01:27,903 --> 01:01:30,030 Don't you want to drink something? 1111 01:01:31,157 --> 01:01:33,243 I don't want to intrude. 1112 01:01:34,744 --> 01:01:37,315 Are you kidding? It's your house. 1113 01:01:37,914 --> 01:01:39,999 You think so? 1114 01:02:05,361 --> 01:02:07,447 I can't anymore. 1115 01:02:08,323 --> 01:02:09,719 Do you want? - Yes 1116 01:02:09,823 --> 01:02:11,596 We could be more informal,right? 1117 01:02:11,701 --> 01:02:15,162 Let me! - Shut the fuck up! 1118 01:02:17,207 --> 01:02:19,647 Adrien! - Hey, Mike Tyson! Oh! 1119 01:02:19,752 --> 01:02:21,838 What is wrong with you? 1120 01:02:22,337 --> 01:02:24,631 Are you crazy? Let us. 1121 01:02:24,757 --> 01:02:27,531 Violence is the means of the weak., Adrien. 1122 01:02:27,634 --> 01:02:30,492 Is it true that you sleep with Patrick? 1123 01:02:30,595 --> 01:02:32,327 It does not concern you 1124 01:02:32,432 --> 01:02:33,661 and I do not see why... 1125 01:02:33,766 --> 01:02:36,690 Be clear when you say something. 1126 01:02:42,983 --> 01:02:46,218 I thought that violence was the means of the weak. 1127 01:02:46,323 --> 01:02:50,264 They haven't yet made up, but things are getting better. 1128 01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:52,266 What is the big night you're getting ready for, eh? 1129 01:02:52,371 --> 01:02:54,643 - An evening in honor of Hiroshi Sugimoto. 1130 01:02:54,748 --> 01:02:55,812 Sushi-moto? Who is that? 1131 01:02:55,915 --> 01:02:59,356 Sugimoto. It's the artist who made that picture. 1132 01:02:59,461 --> 01:03:01,546 Oh, him. 1133 01:03:01,672 --> 01:03:04,837 He has not found many people to put in his pictures.! Huh? 1134 01:03:04,889 --> 01:03:07,573 You don't care being there,all alone, 1135 01:03:07,677 --> 01:03:10,035 In front of this large screen all white, all empty? 1136 01:03:10,141 --> 01:03:12,828 It is not a blank screen. This is not the right word. 1137 01:03:12,933 --> 01:03:14,956 It is a screen full of images that you do not see. 1138 01:03:15,061 --> 01:03:17,543 And white is never really white. 1139 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,088 I do not understand anything about your gibberish. 1140 01:03:21,193 --> 01:03:23,383 Anyway, I'm going to ask him himself. 1141 01:03:23,487 --> 01:03:27,386 Then I'll know what your slit eye means. 1142 01:03:27,491 --> 01:03:30,265 You don't want to go out with the kids tonight? 1143 01:03:30,370 --> 01:03:32,726 You could to the cinema, then to McDonald's 1144 01:03:32,831 --> 01:03:33,936 and the arcade.. 1145 01:03:34,039 --> 01:03:36,966 Maybe it helps them to reconcile. 1146 01:03:39,547 --> 01:03:41,402 Why don't you say at once you don't want me to stay? 1147 01:03:41,506 --> 01:03:43,696 You do not call a great artist a slit eye. 1148 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:46,991 If I say that, it is to laugh. I love Chinese. 1149 01:03:47,139 --> 01:03:48,203 I love the Chinese! 1150 01:03:48,306 --> 01:03:49,536 In fact, he is Japanese. 1151 01:03:49,639 --> 01:03:52,331 In addition, we are going to talk about his work and it will bore you. 1152 01:03:52,435 --> 01:03:54,417 Rather your guests will die of boredom if I'm not here. 1153 01:03:54,521 --> 01:03:56,377 You know how it will end: 1154 01:03:56,482 --> 01:03:58,339 You drink... ... you become rude 1155 01:03:58,442 --> 01:04:01,100 and that doesn't interest anyone. 1156 01:04:03,238 --> 01:04:05,324 Yes. I understood. 1157 01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:21,674 The same. 1158 01:04:24,553 --> 01:04:26,638 Thank you. 1159 01:04:36,150 --> 01:04:38,236 This tomato is red. 1160 01:04:41,027 --> 01:04:44,753 Long ago someone called this color red... 1161 01:04:45,868 --> 01:04:48,538 ... but I don't have to believe that person. 1162 01:04:51,123 --> 01:04:55,025 From a conceptual standpoint, I'm colorblind. 1163 01:04:55,086 --> 01:04:58,484 Do you think that the conceptual art of the 21st century... 1164 01:04:58,589 --> 01:05:01,675 ... will have audience in 2800? 1165 01:05:07,392 --> 01:05:12,621 Certainly. As long as the French are interested in art. 1166 01:05:13,231 --> 01:05:15,859 Good evening. 1167 01:05:17,066 --> 01:05:19,195 What are you doing here? 1168 01:05:24,994 --> 01:05:28,272 You all wonder the same? 1169 01:05:29,874 --> 01:05:32,585 Yes, I fucked her. 1170 01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,847 Excuse me. 1171 01:05:49,521 --> 01:05:51,606 You are really disgusting! 1172 01:05:52,231 --> 01:05:54,756 I do not allow myself to be scorned by anyone, except by myself, okay? 1173 01:05:54,858 --> 01:05:56,757 Why do you ruin everything like that? 1174 01:05:56,861 --> 01:05:59,927 Ruin what? I would have fucked you two or three more times, and then what? 1175 01:06:00,031 --> 01:06:01,386 You would have dumped me like a dog. 1176 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:03,639 I just made it easy for you to do that! 1177 01:06:03,744 --> 01:06:07,227 The only thing you ever did in your life was ejaculate to have Tony. 1178 01:06:07,332 --> 01:06:09,688 Are you proud of your son, but I don't know if you are aware: 1179 01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:13,337 he is ashamed to have a father like you! 1180 01:06:24,891 --> 01:06:27,748 Good morning, we have an appointment with Ms. Novic. 1181 01:06:27,853 --> 01:06:29,167 She is still sleeping. 1182 01:06:29,272 --> 01:06:30,420 - Is Mr. Demeuleu here? 1183 01:06:30,524 --> 01:06:32,825 He is gone. - Gone? 1184 01:06:32,899 --> 01:06:34,340 He had a fight with my mother. 1185 01:06:34,445 --> 01:06:36,049 - Do they often argue? 1186 01:06:36,154 --> 01:06:38,280 When they drink, they get along. 1187 01:06:39,784 --> 01:06:42,097 And Tony? Is he here? 1188 01:06:42,201 --> 01:06:44,746 Tony is outside, but I do not know where. 1189 01:06:44,914 --> 01:06:47,394 Can you show us his room? - Come on in. 1190 01:06:51,045 --> 01:06:53,505 There it is. 1191 01:06:53,631 --> 01:06:57,087 Adrien? Was that a bell? Who are you talking to? 1192 01:07:02,433 --> 01:07:04,621 Excuse me, I completely forgot our appointment. 1193 01:07:04,726 --> 01:07:05,706 No problem 1194 01:07:05,811 --> 01:07:08,585 We already know everything 1195 01:07:08,688 --> 01:07:10,773 What did you say? 1196 01:07:10,778 --> 01:07:12,005 The truth. 1197 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:14,633 You do not know the truth, Adrien. 1198 01:07:14,737 --> 01:07:17,844 Children lie. Whatever you may say. 1199 01:07:17,947 --> 01:07:21,055 In fact, the situation is a bit complicated. - Excuse me... 1200 01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:22,934 ... are you married to Mr. Demeuleu? 1201 01:07:23,036 --> 01:07:23,977 Of course not. 1202 01:07:24,078 --> 01:07:25,853 So the situation is simple. 1203 01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,772 You are not entitled to his son. 1204 01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:31,068 But I take care of him. When his father comes back, I'll give him back. 1205 01:07:31,174 --> 01:07:33,444 What do you think? Children are not lent as DVDs. 1206 01:07:33,548 --> 01:07:35,780 We'll start the procedure for a foster family. 1207 01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,866 Get his stuff ready. 1208 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:40,035 We will get him at the end of the week. 1209 01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:42,225 Allow me. 1210 01:07:43,436 --> 01:07:45,707 Listen, it's urgent! Let me in, please. 1211 01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:47,668 It is absolutely necessary to talk to the boy. 1212 01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:48,878 Thank you. 1213 01:07:48,983 --> 01:07:50,755 Good morning. - Good morning. 1214 01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:53,279 Tony, where is your father? 1215 01:07:55,241 --> 01:07:57,429 Can you do something so that I understand? 1216 01:07:57,534 --> 01:08:00,370 - Do you want me to straighten his teeth? 1217 01:08:00,954 --> 01:08:02,768 If you straighten them like your paintings... 1218 01:08:02,871 --> 01:08:05,041 - You are very charming. 1219 01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,107 And here...it's done. 1220 01:08:07,210 --> 01:08:09,108 Did it hurt? 1221 01:08:09,213 --> 01:08:10,276 - Where is he? 1222 01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:13,654 He's gone to Belgium, to the car wash of my half-uncle. 1223 01:08:13,759 --> 01:08:15,283 Are you leaving them here? 1224 01:08:15,385 --> 01:08:17,763 Couldn't you tell me in advance? 1225 01:08:17,889 --> 01:08:19,995 Well, I'm very, very happy to meet them. 1226 01:08:20,099 --> 01:08:22,165 Go inside, boys. - Thank you. 1227 01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:24,666 I just baked a quince-pear cake. 1228 01:08:24,770 --> 01:08:26,670 Sorry, I would have liked to stay longer, 1229 01:08:26,773 --> 01:08:28,086 but I am in a hurry. 1230 01:08:28,191 --> 01:08:29,838 Julie, 1231 01:08:29,942 --> 01:08:32,279 it was pleasure. - Likewise. 1232 01:08:32,363 --> 01:08:34,448 I'll call you. 1233 01:08:35,074 --> 01:08:37,409 Nice weekend, boys! 1234 01:08:45,586 --> 01:08:48,610 Why did you tell me the horrible things about her? She's adorable! 1235 01:08:48,714 --> 01:08:51,696 Adorable? She is Cruella Devil disguised as Mary Poppins! 1236 01:08:51,801 --> 01:08:56,056 Cruella Devil! What nonsense. She radiates goodness. 1237 01:08:57,265 --> 01:08:58,454 Boys? 1238 01:08:58,558 --> 01:09:00,641 - Don''t you have a TV, ma'am? 1239 01:09:00,767 --> 01:09:01,999 No ma'am. Julie. 1240 01:09:02,105 --> 01:09:05,669 No, I have no TV because I prefer not exposed to the radiation. 1241 01:09:05,772 --> 01:09:07,087 You know that is very bad. 1242 01:09:07,193 --> 01:09:11,678 Nowadays there is fiber optic technology. 1243 01:09:11,782 --> 01:09:15,236 Well! Go play football outside. 1244 01:09:15,242 --> 01:09:18,266 Do you have ball at least? - No, but there is a plum tree. 1245 01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:20,351 You can climb it, if you want, 1246 01:09:20,455 --> 01:09:24,445 but be careful with the branches. Don't break them. 1247 01:09:28,672 --> 01:09:29,988 Damn! 1248 01:09:30,093 --> 01:09:33,106 Ah well, I think it's time for herbal tea. 1249 01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:37,099 What I can offer you today? 1250 01:09:37,267 --> 01:09:40,374 Hibiscus with guarana. That is good for vitality. 1251 01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:42,710 Can't you turn off Druid music? 1252 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:45,941 All right. I'll put Tibetan songs! 1253 01:10:17,227 --> 01:10:20,544 Excuse me, sir. Is this Ninove's car wash? 1254 01:10:20,647 --> 01:10:22,732 Yes. Drive in. 1255 01:11:19,835 --> 01:11:23,153 Look! That's the bitch who did not want to pay! 1256 01:11:23,256 --> 01:11:25,654 I came in by mistake. 1257 01:11:25,758 --> 01:11:27,490 I never asked young lady to wash my car. 1258 01:11:27,594 --> 01:11:28,575 - What? Bitch, you didn't like the 1259 01:11:28,678 --> 01:11:30,993 washing with a special finish? 1260 01:11:31,098 --> 01:11:33,705 I do not question the nature of your work. 1261 01:11:33,808 --> 01:11:36,125 It was... very professional. 1262 01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:38,794 Do you want to wash cars? Far too skinny. 1263 01:11:38,898 --> 01:11:42,266 You will chase away my customers. 1264 01:11:42,902 --> 01:11:45,300 What are you doing here? - Do you know Patrick? 1265 01:11:45,405 --> 01:11:47,491 Yes, I know, I know. 1266 01:11:47,574 --> 01:11:49,472 All right. What are you doing here? 1267 01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:52,184 I came for Tony. Social Services, want to take him. 1268 01:11:52,287 --> 01:11:54,560 I didn't understand. - - The child protection wants Tony... 1269 01:11:54,664 --> 01:11:56,478 What do I care. 1270 01:11:56,583 --> 01:11:57,647 I don't care. 1271 01:11:57,751 --> 01:11:59,815 I'll give you Tony. As a gift. 1272 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,319 Let me introduce you. 1273 01:12:01,424 --> 01:12:04,321 This is Agathe Novic, the most annoying red-head of France. 1274 01:12:04,426 --> 01:12:06,323 You have nothing to do here. 1275 01:12:06,428 --> 01:12:10,859 This is my home. You can not come here. Not at all. 1276 01:12:11,642 --> 01:12:15,417 I am the half-brother of Patrick, Snowy, like Tintin's dog. 1277 01:12:15,521 --> 01:12:18,170 You want something? It's on the house. A Duvel? 1278 01:12:18,275 --> 01:12:19,545 A beer, yes. 1279 01:12:19,650 --> 01:12:21,777 - So a Duvel. 1280 01:12:24,030 --> 01:12:26,970 When we started this place, we were exactly the same. 1281 01:12:27,075 --> 01:12:28,972 We threw up after the same number of drinks. 1282 01:12:29,077 --> 01:12:31,143 We wanted to hit the same guys. 1283 01:12:31,246 --> 01:12:33,019 As far as anatomy is concerned, we measured it. 1284 01:12:33,123 --> 01:12:35,271 The same length and thickness, both at rest and at work. 1285 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:38,036 A horse would be jealous 1286 01:12:51,770 --> 01:12:53,854 Let's drink together. 1287 01:13:03,448 --> 01:13:05,533 For the lovebirds. 1288 01:14:22,408 --> 01:14:25,348 I expected it.I knew that someday they would take him away. 1289 01:14:25,453 --> 01:14:29,019 That's why I went to France. 1290 01:14:29,125 --> 01:14:34,066 If you want to keep him, you have to come back, Patrick. 1291 01:14:34,171 --> 01:14:35,651 You're his father. 1292 01:14:35,755 --> 01:14:37,653 I'm his father... 1293 01:14:37,758 --> 01:14:39,615 Do you know what kind of father am I? 1294 01:14:39,718 --> 01:14:42,074 the bar...My bar? 1295 01:14:42,180 --> 01:14:44,787 I torched my bar for the insurance money. 1296 01:14:44,891 --> 01:14:46,998 The problem was, that I was so drunk,... 1297 01:14:47,103 --> 01:14:50,335 ... that if a firefighter had not pulled Tony out of there ... 1298 01:14:50,439 --> 01:14:52,504 I would now have a little pile of ash 1299 01:14:52,607 --> 01:14:56,756 instead of a Nobel prize. This is the kind of father I am. 1300 01:14:56,861 --> 01:15:01,117 I would rather have him stay with you.... 1301 01:15:03,034 --> 01:15:04,974 Anyway... I'll take some air. 1302 01:15:05,079 --> 01:15:07,165 Patrick! 1303 01:15:10,419 --> 01:15:12,503 Patrick. 1304 01:15:13,047 --> 01:15:15,134 Patrick. 1305 01:15:15,799 --> 01:15:18,724 What? - I have to tell you something. 1306 01:15:19,137 --> 01:15:21,223 What? 1307 01:15:21,514 --> 01:15:23,600 I need you. 1308 01:15:26,018 --> 01:15:28,229 No, you do not need me. 1309 01:15:30,273 --> 01:15:33,110 You're just a bit hungover. 1310 01:15:33,402 --> 01:15:35,488 You and me... 1311 01:15:35,987 --> 01:15:39,804 That's a joke. It's not going to work. 1312 01:15:39,907 --> 01:15:42,098 It will never be. Because I'm a poor bastard. 1313 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:44,226 I am poison. Poison for you... 1314 01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:46,749 Poison for my son... 1315 01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:50,817 I am even poison for myself, for the whole world. 1316 01:15:52,924 --> 01:15:55,228 It is better that we leave it here. 1317 01:15:55,425 --> 01:15:57,802 Forget everything. 1318 01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:12,047 But I do not understand. Show your butt. 1319 01:16:12,152 --> 01:16:13,965 You did well on the interview. 1320 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,157 Come on, start again. 1321 01:16:16,241 --> 01:16:18,325 Vigorously. 1322 01:16:19,576 --> 01:16:21,350 You have an ass, Marie-Claire! 1323 01:16:21,453 --> 01:16:23,477 But you don't know to use it! 1324 01:16:23,581 --> 01:16:25,645 The hip swing is very important. See? Swing it! 1325 01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:28,648 Look, Ten years in the profession. See? Come on, warm the car up. 1326 01:16:28,753 --> 01:16:32,741 Come on, get it hot. That's right, get it hot. 1327 01:16:33,425 --> 01:16:34,655 What's up,bro? 1328 01:16:34,759 --> 01:16:35,823 Well... 1329 01:16:35,927 --> 01:16:38,764 You don't look well. - No, I'm fine. 1330 01:16:40,475 --> 01:16:43,290 You don't have to stop because I talk to my brother! 1331 01:16:43,395 --> 01:16:45,294 Listen, I have a better idea. 1332 01:16:45,396 --> 01:16:46,669 You know what we'll do? 1333 01:16:46,774 --> 01:16:51,383 We are going to work this out in my office. Come, come. 1334 01:17:13,343 --> 01:17:16,054 How are you? - Good. 1335 01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:18,704 Did everything go well during the weekend? 1336 01:17:18,807 --> 01:17:20,164 No problem. 1337 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:22,353 They were adorable. 1338 01:17:31,696 --> 01:17:34,073 Why do you look then... 1339 01:17:35,117 --> 01:17:36,556 indecisive? 1340 01:17:36,659 --> 01:17:39,038 It all happened so fast... 1341 01:17:40,372 --> 01:17:43,564 So I confess that I wonder how we got here. 1342 01:17:43,667 --> 01:17:47,088 There you go again! 1343 01:17:50,676 --> 01:17:52,762 I'm sorry. 1344 01:17:53,763 --> 01:17:56,333 Adrien wants to live with us. 1345 01:17:56,432 --> 01:17:57,830 I tried to talk to him, 1346 01:17:57,933 --> 01:18:01,166 to explain that his smother was entitled to a moment of madness, 1347 01:18:01,270 --> 01:18:03,487 , but he insists. 1348 01:18:23,252 --> 01:18:24,983 When will they get me? 1349 01:18:25,087 --> 01:18:26,818 At the end of week. 1350 01:18:26,922 --> 01:18:29,007 What about my father? 1351 01:18:29,091 --> 01:18:31,178 I tried... 1352 01:18:31,386 --> 01:18:33,471 but nothing happened. 1353 01:18:37,475 --> 01:18:39,249 I wanted to say... 1354 01:18:39,354 --> 01:18:40,334 I liked it here. 1355 01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,441 I have never felt so good. 1356 01:18:45,860 --> 01:18:47,945 I also wanted to say... 1357 01:18:48,863 --> 01:18:50,949 I'm sorry. 1358 01:18:52,616 --> 01:18:54,139 Don't worry. 1359 01:18:54,244 --> 01:18:56,267 - No, for Adrien... 1360 01:18:56,372 --> 01:18:59,029 chip Traffic and mock exams... 1361 01:18:59,584 --> 01:19:01,670 it was me. 1362 01:19:04,046 --> 01:19:05,818 And he didn't say anything. 1363 01:19:05,922 --> 01:19:08,583 It was hard for him, you know. 1364 01:19:58,814 --> 01:20:00,899 You came back? 1365 01:20:02,068 --> 01:20:04,286 Is everything alright? - Yes, everything okay. 1366 01:20:04,404 --> 01:20:06,489 I don't have much time... 1367 01:20:07,073 --> 01:20:10,076 Come, I'll explain it to you on the way. 1368 01:20:10,867 --> 01:20:12,683 But where do you want to go? 1369 01:20:12,786 --> 01:20:13,808 I have no idea. 1370 01:20:13,912 --> 01:20:17,314 We get in the truck , drive and see where we end up. 1371 01:20:17,418 --> 01:20:19,982 I'll tell you where you'll end up! Nowhere! 1372 01:20:20,085 --> 01:20:22,423 And what should I do? 1373 01:20:22,590 --> 01:20:25,114 Stay and wait for them here? 1374 01:20:25,217 --> 01:20:27,532 Offer them something to drink when they come looking for the boy? 1375 01:20:27,637 --> 01:20:29,326 But we'll find some solution! - No, no. 1376 01:20:29,430 --> 01:20:32,205 If the social service is on your heels, you have to go. 1377 01:20:32,309 --> 01:20:34,165 We drive south,cross the border 1378 01:20:34,269 --> 01:20:36,168 and stop when we are fed up. That! 1379 01:20:36,272 --> 01:20:38,212 But everywhere you'll have the same problem. 1380 01:20:38,316 --> 01:20:40,880 Then we will go further. I'm going to go where children are starving, 1381 01:20:40,984 --> 01:20:43,633 and I'm sure that then they will leave mine alone. 1382 01:20:43,736 --> 01:20:46,137 Hey,you have five minutes to pack. 1383 01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:50,937 Otherwise, you will sleep tonight in a hostel full of lice. 1384 01:20:52,122 --> 01:20:54,781 We would have liked to stay, but 1385 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:58,175 as you know, that is not possible. 1386 01:20:58,671 --> 01:21:00,757 I don't know anymore. 1387 01:21:02,717 --> 01:21:05,051 Goodbye. - Goodbye. 1388 01:21:08,140 --> 01:21:10,328 And when we get rich we'll send you a postcard, 1389 01:21:10,432 --> 01:21:12,518 to come, huh? 1390 01:21:23,198 --> 01:21:25,284 Don't pull such a face. 1391 01:21:25,865 --> 01:21:27,993 It's nice to travel, eh? 1392 01:21:28,244 --> 01:21:30,476 We go to Spain, to the bullfights. 1393 01:21:30,581 --> 01:21:33,948 we go to Portugal, to fish for the crabs. 1394 01:21:34,542 --> 01:21:36,775 We are going to Italy, to see the Acropolis. 1395 01:21:36,879 --> 01:21:38,902 The Acropolis is in Greece, Dad. 1396 01:21:39,005 --> 01:21:42,050 I know, but who cares. 1397 01:21:42,176 --> 01:21:45,388 It's a land of sissies in skirts.! 1398 01:21:50,268 --> 01:21:52,354 Listen... 1399 01:21:54,273 --> 01:21:56,843 I don't like it as well we have to leave... 1400 01:21:58,026 --> 01:22:00,113 So don't pretend. 1401 01:22:01,613 --> 01:22:03,598 You're right .... 1402 01:22:06,244 --> 01:22:08,330 Oh fuck! 1403 01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:13,376 We leave at the right time. 1404 01:22:24,388 --> 01:22:26,474 Stop! 1405 01:22:26,932 --> 01:22:28,165 Stop! 1406 01:22:28,268 --> 01:22:30,354 Dad, stop. - What? 1407 01:22:31,437 --> 01:22:32,501 Oh, shit. 1408 01:22:32,606 --> 01:22:34,002 You see... 1409 01:22:34,107 --> 01:22:36,193 A red-hair never gives up. 1410 01:22:38,112 --> 01:22:40,634 I have a solution that might fix everything. 1411 01:22:40,739 --> 01:22:41,803 Really? 1412 01:22:41,908 --> 01:22:43,992 Yes. 1413 01:22:45,412 --> 01:22:50,082 Patrick Demeuleu, do you take Agathe Novic as a wife? 1414 01:22:51,167 --> 01:22:52,938 Yes. 1415 01:22:53,042 --> 01:22:57,832 By the laws of the Republic I declare you husband and wife. 1416 01:23:00,929 --> 01:23:03,221 Do we kiss?. Do we kiss? 1417 01:23:08,519 --> 01:23:10,605 Go ahead, tell her. 1418 01:23:11,773 --> 01:23:13,628 Mom? - Yes, dear? 1419 01:23:13,733 --> 01:23:17,591 Hey... if by any chance, one day I would return home... 1420 01:23:17,696 --> 01:23:19,635 Do you think it would be possible? 1421 01:23:19,740 --> 01:23:21,053 But... 1422 01:23:21,159 --> 01:23:23,535 of course! 1423 01:23:31,085 --> 01:23:32,858 Excuse me, maybe it depends on you too.... 1424 01:23:32,962 --> 01:23:35,653 No, you have to discuss that with Fran?is. 1425 01:23:35,757 --> 01:23:37,656 He wants to decide everything himself. 1426 01:23:37,759 --> 01:23:40,825 Sometimes he is a bit macho. Fran?is? Macho? 1427 01:23:40,929 --> 01:23:42,451 I swear. 1428 01:23:42,556 --> 01:23:43,995 From what I see, I guess 1429 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:47,292 you talk about my numerous faults. 1430 01:23:47,393 --> 01:23:50,274 And it seems you have new ones! 1431 01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:52,503 So, how does it feel be a father at 60? 1432 01:23:52,607 --> 01:23:53,923 If I calculated right, 1433 01:23:54,027 --> 01:23:57,260 I will pay for the studies of this guy when I'm about 90. 1434 01:23:57,365 --> 01:24:00,243 My only hope is to die sooner. 1435 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,349 In any case, for now it rejuvenates you! 1436 01:24:02,453 --> 01:24:04,539 Isn't that right? 1437 01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:10,378 20 years we were together, and when she becomes nice, 1438 01:24:10,419 --> 01:24:13,047 someone else benefits. 1439 01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:14,945 I feel it moves! 1440 01:24:15,048 --> 01:24:18,616 At 6 weeks, you're dreaming! - No, I assure you, I assure you. 1441 01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:20,786 We already have a connection. 1442 01:24:20,888 --> 01:24:24,644 I feel he's hungry. Go fetch some biscuits. 1443 01:24:24,770 --> 01:24:26,855 and something salted. 1444 01:24:28,437 --> 01:24:30,523 Agathe, I wanted to say, 1445 01:24:30,607 --> 01:24:32,882 I was very touched that you have chosen me as a witness. 1446 01:24:32,986 --> 01:24:35,177 Oh, this ceremony is deception, 1447 01:24:35,282 --> 01:24:38,913 who could be a better witness? 1448 01:24:47,918 --> 01:24:50,004 It's good marriage. 1449 01:24:51,506 --> 01:24:53,195 It brings peace. 1450 01:24:53,299 --> 01:24:56,137 I remind you that this is a sham marriage. 1451 01:24:56,141 --> 01:24:58,326 Yes, but as your Japanese friend said: 1452 01:24:58,429 --> 01:25:00,911 'Nothing is what it seems.' 1453 01:25:09,276 --> 01:25:10,381 This changes everything! 1454 01:25:10,485 --> 01:25:12,090 - What does it change? 1455 01:25:12,195 --> 01:25:14,675 This is my first apartment, my first 200 square meters. 1456 01:25:14,780 --> 01:25:16,992 With my parquet... 1457 01:25:17,118 --> 01:25:19,931 my little table to put my keys, 1458 01:25:20,036 --> 01:25:22,416 my library... 1459 01:25:23,249 --> 01:25:25,146 My wedding ring... 1460 01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:27,148 and most importantly... 1461 01:25:27,252 --> 01:25:29,880 My wife! - The door! 1462 01:25:30,004 --> 01:25:32,090 No, no, no! My door! 1463 01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:34,888 A guy like me with a... 1464 01:25:35,013 --> 01:25:36,910 a beautiful woman like you is... 1465 01:25:37,014 --> 01:25:38,870 Life gave me a nice gift. 1466 01:25:38,974 --> 01:25:41,060 Oh, by the way! 1467 01:25:46,149 --> 01:25:48,235 Take. 1468 01:25:49,651 --> 01:25:52,050 I don't understand. - It's for you. 1469 01:25:52,155 --> 01:25:54,303 No, no, I can not accept, 1470 01:25:54,408 --> 01:25:56,096 No, this is too much. 1471 01:25:56,200 --> 01:25:57,182 It would make me happy. 1472 01:25:57,285 --> 01:25:59,475 - What do I do with it? 1473 01:25:59,580 --> 01:26:00,809 What you want. 1474 01:26:00,913 --> 01:26:03,146 You can keep it. You can sell it. 1475 01:26:03,251 --> 01:26:04,189 I would understand. 1476 01:26:04,294 --> 01:26:07,150 To sell? Who wants a photo like that? 1477 01:26:07,255 --> 01:26:08,861 Well it's a highly valued artist who 1478 01:26:08,965 --> 01:26:10,821 exhibits at all the museums around the world. 1479 01:26:10,925 --> 01:26:14,292 Oh, yeah? And how much would it be worth? 1480 01:26:14,805 --> 01:26:16,891 100 euros? 1481 01:26:17,183 --> 01:26:19,267 A little more. 1482 01:26:19,516 --> 01:26:20,496 500 euros? 1483 01:26:20,601 --> 01:26:25,815 No. You could reasonably expect to get... 1484 01:26:26,484 --> 01:26:28,569 80000 euros for it. 1485 01:26:30,862 --> 01:26:32,638 Is this worth 80000 euros? 1486 01:26:32,739 --> 01:26:35,369 Oh fuck! Thanks. 1487 01:26:38,162 --> 01:26:39,812 You know what I'm going to do? 1488 01:26:39,914 --> 01:26:42,188 I'm going to buy a disposable camera . 1489 01:26:42,292 --> 01:26:44,419 and I will shoot pictures of you. 1490 01:26:44,586 --> 01:26:47,820 Yes, then go to the market, I will make posters, tshirts, 1491 01:26:47,925 --> 01:26:52,708 and I'll make a fortune. 80000 euros for a photo! 1492 01:26:54,430 --> 01:26:58,164 The important thing is that you can make your project come true. 1493 01:26:58,268 --> 01:27:00,081 The car wash in Belgium. 1494 01:27:00,187 --> 01:27:04,067 But perhaps I would rather stay at home now? Huh? 1495 01:27:04,192 --> 01:27:07,006 Looking at my photo, taking care of the children, 1496 01:27:07,112 --> 01:27:08,550 making food. 1497 01:27:08,655 --> 01:27:12,637 because you have to gain weight a little, right? 1498 01:27:12,742 --> 01:27:16,098 I thought you really wanted your female aquarium. 1499 01:27:16,204 --> 01:27:18,599 You even set your bar on fire. 1500 01:27:23,004 --> 01:27:25,338 Yes.. It's true. 1501 01:27:29,550 --> 01:27:32,118 What color is it? What color is it? 1502 01:27:32,222 --> 01:27:34,308 It's white. - Well, no. 1503 01:27:35,351 --> 01:27:38,250 The white, white is never really white. 1504 01:27:38,354 --> 01:27:39,958 Whiter than white. - You are ignorant. 1505 01:27:40,063 --> 01:27:42,986 A Japanese said that, Japanese. 1506 01:27:43,651 --> 01:27:48,082 I don't give a shit. - Three beers. Three beers.. 1507 01:28:00,586 --> 01:28:03,942 Wait.The finishing touch. Two seconds and it will be perfect. 1508 01:28:04,046 --> 01:28:06,133 It's great. 1509 01:28:07,718 --> 01:28:11,351 Antisocial, you lose your cool! 1510 01:28:12,806 --> 01:28:16,794 Think of all those years of service 1511 01:28:18,313 --> 01:28:21,945 Antisocial, you lose your cool! 1512 01:28:47,928 --> 01:28:50,014 Fuck! 1513 01:28:50,556 --> 01:28:52,370 Holy shit! 1514 01:28:52,474 --> 01:28:55,331 What I find interesting in the work of Renata Paul Jacques, 1515 01:28:55,436 --> 01:28:58,001 is his way of mixing staging, autobiography 1516 01:28:58,107 --> 01:29:00,087 is combining an autobiography and a documentary... demonstrating her interest to the situation of women. 1517 01:29:00,193 --> 01:29:05,511 ... with a view to immigration..., and the transition from socialism to liberalism. 1518 01:29:05,573 --> 01:29:07,659 Hello? 1519 01:29:10,913 --> 01:29:13,748 What do you mean you destroyed the photo? 1520 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:17,815 I give you the chance to make something of your life 1521 01:29:17,919 --> 01:29:20,776 and you screw it up in one night?! You are worthless! 1522 01:29:20,881 --> 01:29:22,966 You're sick! 1523 01:29:25,927 --> 01:29:29,562 Of course, disappear! That's all you can do! 1524 01:29:35,496 --> 01:29:37,498 SOME MONTHS LATER 1525 01:29:37,523 --> 01:29:39,462 Here, that was the last! 1526 01:29:39,567 --> 01:29:41,132 Thank you. 1527 01:29:41,237 --> 01:29:43,894 Thank you. - You're welcome. 1528 01:29:45,532 --> 01:29:48,119 So... microwave. 1529 01:30:07,639 --> 01:30:09,855 What is your zodiac sign? 1530 01:30:09,933 --> 01:30:12,018 Leo. 1531 01:30:17,860 --> 01:30:19,945 It's okay. 1532 01:30:46,098 --> 01:30:48,226 Thank you for accepting. 1533 01:30:50,228 --> 01:30:52,042 Shall I pour you? - No. 1534 01:30:52,148 --> 01:30:54,232 No? - No. 1535 01:30:54,732 --> 01:30:57,480 I already said: I am a new man. 1536 01:30:59,112 --> 01:31:01,719 I drank before and I kept saying that I wasn't an alcoholic, 1537 01:31:01,824 --> 01:31:03,971 and now I admit it, and 1538 01:31:04,074 --> 01:31:07,089 I keep saying I don't drink anymore. 1539 01:31:07,496 --> 01:31:09,645 It's one of the results of the cure. 1540 01:31:09,747 --> 01:31:11,480 The cure? 1541 01:31:11,584 --> 01:31:13,357 Well, when I asked where were you 1542 01:31:13,461 --> 01:31:16,818 I hesitated between hospital and prison. 1543 01:31:16,921 --> 01:31:18,320 or the madhouse... 1544 01:31:18,424 --> 01:31:20,510 or the morgue... 1545 01:31:20,552 --> 01:31:22,638 Well , no! 1546 01:31:22,971 --> 01:31:25,187 It was a kind of hospital.... 1547 01:31:26,266 --> 01:31:28,434 a bit more fun. 1548 01:31:31,521 --> 01:31:33,711 But if I have done all that, because of you. 1549 01:31:33,815 --> 01:31:35,131 - How so? 1550 01:31:35,236 --> 01:31:37,632 I did not want to come back without being changed 1551 01:31:37,737 --> 01:31:40,574 What do you mean by coming back? 1552 01:31:44,495 --> 01:31:45,517 You are my wife. 1553 01:31:45,622 --> 01:31:47,810 Ah, yes. - We're married. 1554 01:31:47,915 --> 01:31:50,000 Oh, that. 1555 01:31:50,711 --> 01:31:52,795 Don't do that! 1556 01:31:52,878 --> 01:31:54,964 Done! 1557 01:32:00,804 --> 01:32:02,890 OK... 1558 01:32:04,307 --> 01:32:06,393 Very well. 1559 01:32:08,228 --> 01:32:10,314 I forgot something. 1560 01:32:11,606 --> 01:32:14,006 I did not invite you tonight to bother you... 1561 01:32:14,111 --> 01:32:17,800 but because I wanted to thank you. 1562 01:32:17,905 --> 01:32:20,829 I know that I owe you. 1563 01:32:22,661 --> 01:32:26,117 I also know that I will never be able to pay you back. 1564 01:32:26,789 --> 01:32:28,605 When I said that I had ruined the picture... 1565 01:32:28,710 --> 01:32:31,988 Well, I did not tell the whole truth. 1566 01:32:33,589 --> 01:32:35,894 Thank you for the meeting. 1567 01:34:01,226 --> 01:34:02,789 What's up, tadpoles? 1568 01:34:02,894 --> 01:34:04,979 Hey, Dad! 1569 01:34:05,565 --> 01:34:07,504 Your women's aquarium is a great idea. 1570 01:34:07,609 --> 01:34:09,256 Can you imagine this at home? 1571 01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:11,929 Of course, I can imagine it at home. 1572 01:34:24,626 --> 01:34:26,149 Good evening. - Good evening. 1573 01:34:26,254 --> 01:34:27,649 Everything good? 1574 01:34:27,754 --> 01:34:29,819 I present you Patrick Demeuleu. 1575 01:34:29,923 --> 01:34:33,740 Monique, Pierre, Betty, Francis... - Good evening and congratulations. 1576 01:34:33,844 --> 01:34:35,657 Congrats? - I'll explain. 1577 01:34:35,762 --> 01:34:38,058 I have to show you something. 1578 01:34:42,104 --> 01:34:44,190 Come. 1579 01:34:59,079 --> 01:35:01,208 Don't you like it? 1580 01:35:04,501 --> 01:35:06,587 Yes. 1581 01:35:08,088 --> 01:35:10,175 I love it! 1582 01:35:15,181 --> 01:35:18,461 PATRICK DEMEULEU 'DESTROYED SUGIMOTO' (Red marker on silver paper, 2010) 1583 01:35:19,977 --> 01:35:22,063 Isn't it a bit vulgar? 1584 01:35:22,230 --> 01:35:24,314 No. 1585 01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:26,400 Not at all. 1586 01:35:29,905 --> 01:35:33,346 I wonder if I did not like you more when you were more reserved. 1587 01:35:33,450 --> 01:35:35,536 Shut up! 107799