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[indistinct arguing]
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- Bobbie,
Gabby keeps touching me.
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- Yeah, well, he will not
stay in his side of the bar,
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and I need that space
for my garnishes.
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- Oh, please.
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You only decided that after
I put my paperwork there.
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- Oh, 'cause that's why
people come to a bar?
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Paperwork?
- Yes.
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- [whistles]
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Both of you need
to work this out,
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or neither one of you are going
to use that space.
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- Well, that sort of
seems like a waste.
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- I told you
she wasn't gonna like it.
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- "I told you
she wasn't gonna like it."
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- Don't fake touch me.
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- Oh, you want me
to real touch you?
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- Why are your fingers so long?
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- It's normal for my height.
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- My tubes just
tied themselves.
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- Isabella,
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here's my nephew's number.
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Gunner said he'd...
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give you a really great deal.
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- Ah, thanks, Emmett!
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What were we saying?
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- OK. Hang on.
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What's going on?
- Nothing.
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Emmett's just setting me up
on a date with his nephew.
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Super cute.
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Bye, Emmett.
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- Uh, yeah, I've met Gunner.
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There's nothing cute about him
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since he got
that facial tattoo.
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So what's up?
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- He installs security systems.
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Isabella said you guys heard
an intruder last night.
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- I heard a raccoon.
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Of course, I was listening with
my ears, not my imagination.
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- OK, maybe you're right,
and there was nothing.
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I just figured
it wouldn't hurt to look
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into some kind of alarm.
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- Not a bad idea.
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My nephew seems to think
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the crime rate's going way up.
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- Oh, really?
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The guy who sells security
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thinks more people need
security.
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Shocker.
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- I just want to talk to him.
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What's the big deal?
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- The big deal is
they try to scare you
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so you'll buy their stuff.
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And once you're scared,
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it leaks into
the rest of your life.
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- I gotta say,
I'm with Isabella on this one.
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- Well, it's a good thing
you don't get a vote.
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Now scurry on back
to the kitchen
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before somebody steals
your apron.
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- Gabby and Steve
keep touching me.
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- Yeah, because--
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- Gabby's using
her long finger,
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and then Steve comes
back behind--
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- These are normal
for my height!
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- * Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight *
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* To get through the day *
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* And sleep on
through the night *
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* But here
you'll find a place *
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* That'll surely
lift your spirits *
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* You belong
at Happy's Place *
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- OK, so maybe
it wasn't a person.
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I guess I'm just nervous
because I've only ever lived
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in dorms
or apartment buildings,
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not in a house
surrounded by trees.
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- So people don't commit
crimes, trees do?
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- Ha-ha.
- Yeah.
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- In the city, noise is normal.
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But out here, where it's quiet,
noise is a threat.
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[clanking]
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- Ah, damn it.
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- That wasn't a raccoon.
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Raccoons don't curse!
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They don't speak at all!
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- Give me your flashlight.
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OK.
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All right.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm your backup.
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- Well, back up.
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One, two...
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[screaming]
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- What's wrong with you,
screaming at us like that?
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- I dropped my keys
and bent over to pick 'em up.
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I make noises when I bend over.
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- You make noises
when you do anything.
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- The good news is
we're all fine.
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We just didn't expect you,
that's all.
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- Yeah, well, I probably
should've called first.
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- So why did you come over?
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- Oh, you know,
I was just zipping
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around the neighborhood.
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- Zipping around
the neighborhood?
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You don't live
anywhere near here.
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- You know what?
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You're right.
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No, damn right.
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Thought I'd pop in here
and say hi.
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Sup?
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- Sup?
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My high blood pressure,
that's what's up.
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- Ooh.
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- What?
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Ooh?
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- Nothing.
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I--I think Emmett came over
because if there was
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an intruder around,
he, you know,
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wanted to protect you.
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He was feeling protective.
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- So is that why you're here?
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Because we need a big, old,
strong man to protect us?
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- Well, now I'm not sure.
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- Yes, it is.
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Well, let me tell you
something.
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[straining]
I can take care of us.
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[grunting]
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So get out of here
before I throw you out.
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- I didn't mean to insult her.
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- Oh, I know.
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- What are you grinning at me
for like that?
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- You know why.
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And now you know I know why.
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- No, I don't.
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That's why I'm asking.
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- I understand.
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Enough said.
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- We haven't even--
we--
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you know what?
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I'm out.
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- Ah!
- Ah! Damn.
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- You're scary enough
when I expect you.
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- What are you doing here?
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- Well, your elderly
neighbor Estelle
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reported hearing screams.
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- To the police?
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- No, to me.
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We have an arrangement
where she keeps an eye on you,
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and I let her think
I'm her daughter.
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[upbeat music]
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I don't get it.
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Emmett checks on them,
and it's fine.
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I have their neighbor spy
on them, and it's not.
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I mean, explain that to me.
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- I think you're missing
the point.
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OK, Emmett didn't come over
to check on us.
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- Oh, well, then
what did he come over for,
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to deliver a pizza?
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Because according to Estelle,
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you guys rarely order pizza.
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- He came over
because he likes Bobbie.
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[laughter]
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both: What?
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- I'm serious.
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He's, like,
super attracted to her.
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- Oh, OK. Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe she's right, Steve.
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Because just last week,
I heard him say to her,
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"I need you to order
more mustard."
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Did you hear that?
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"I need you."
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- And just yesterday,
he told her,
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"You're parking
too close to my truck."
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Translation, "Marry me."
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- [laughs]
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Hey, Takoda.
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Isabella thinks
that she's sensing
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some romantic tension in here.
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- Nah, these two
just like to argue.
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- Oh, God.
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- Oh, that was unfortunate.
- Ugh.
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And as likely
as something happening
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between Bobbie and Emmett.
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- That's because
you only ever see them
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when they're here
at the tavern,
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where they act
professionally, OK?
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Last night,
Emmett was different.
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- OK, well, here at the tavern
is where they spend
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most of their time,
so I wouldn't get your hopes up
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thinking that Emmett is
going to be acting different
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anytime soon.
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- Gabby, you're a genius.
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- Well...
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- She doesn't hear
"genius" often.
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- She's exactly right.
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The problem is,
they're always here.
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The answer is to get them
alone someplace else.
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- Do you think she knows
we were lying
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about Bobbie and Emmett?
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- Of course not.
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We're exceptional liars.
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- Yes.
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[indistinct conversation]
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- Oh, hey, look at you two.
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I'd ask what
you're talking about,
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but it would probably
make me blush.
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- It's work.
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We work together.
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- You see,
and that's the problem.
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You two have
no work-life balance.
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OK, not everything
at work needs
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to be dealt with this second.
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Maybe we could
finish our discussion
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from last night, Emmett.
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- Uh, we finished it.
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Bobbie doesn't want a security
system or any help from me.
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- Tiny correction.
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I don't need them.
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Also, I don't want them.
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- Of course not.
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Because a 5'6" woman
can handle anything
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that a 6'4" man can.
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- This sounds like an
interesting conversation
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for you two to have
over dinner.
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- For your information,
my daddy made sure
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that I was up to speed
on my Second Amendment rights,
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so I'll be fine.
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- You can't count on that.
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The aim is the first thing to
go when you're stressed out.
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- Hey-oh!
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Ha-ha!
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Save something to talk
about during dessert.
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- If you think you're
a better shot than I am...
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[chuckles] I'll be happy
to prove you wrong.
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- Mm-hmm.
Is that a challenge?
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- Damn skippy it is.
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Unless you're only good
at being tall.
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- I'm in.
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You care to make
this interesting?
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- What you got in mind?
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- Winner buys the loser dinner.
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- We work in a restaurant.
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- I'll tell you what, if I win,
you put in the security system.
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- Fine.
And if I win--and I will--
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[chuckles]
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You have to wear
a T-shirt that says,
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"I got my butt whupped
by a 5-foot-6 woman."
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- Done.
- Done.
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Ha-ha!
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Why are you grinning
at me like that?
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- No reason.
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There's just something about
a shootout that makes me happy.
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.
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- You have got
to be kidding me.
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[video game beeping]
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I thought we were gonna compete
at a real shooting range.
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- Hey, real ammo is expensive,
and I want to kick your butt
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as cheaply as possible.
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- Plus,
now you don't have to wear
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those orange earmuffs, which
would clash with Bobbie's head.
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Excuse me.
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What are you doing here?
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- Trying to prevent you
from making a huge mistake.
262
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,281
We told you there was nothing
going on between those two.
263
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:17,617
- Yeah, you're only
going to embarrass them
264
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:20,353
if you force them
into a romantic situation.
265
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,088
- I'm here
because I love arcades.
266
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:27,027
Without my kids,
the beast finally gets to hunt.
267
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,128
- Please stop.
268
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,629
Everything's fine.
269
00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,731
Now, will you leave
before you kill the mood?
270
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,199
- Oh, don't be silly.
271
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:36,102
That's why we're here,
to kill the mood.
272
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,737
- Yeah. That's right.
273
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:41,074
Like Gabby said, if anyone
can kill a mood, she can.
274
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,143
- Just ask my boyfriend.
Oh, that's right.
275
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:44,944
I don't have one.
276
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,315
Well...
277
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,984
Hey, guys.
278
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,653
I didn't know you guys
were gonna be here.
279
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,821
- What are you doing here?
280
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:58,458
- Hey, if my kids ask, I'm not.
281
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,726
- Oh, wow.
282
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,294
Shooting zombies, huh?
283
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,662
That's pretty cool.
284
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,130
- Not really.
285
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,398
- OK, it's time
for you guys to leave
286
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,167
so these two can concentrate.
287
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,635
- Don't be silly.
288
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,870
I didn't take
an antiseptic bath for kicks.
289
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:14,674
I need to know who's gonna save
me when the apocalypse starts.
290
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,143
- OK, y'all are acting
really strange.
291
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,778
- We are. Yep.
292
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,281
And if you wanted to leave
and go home right now,
293
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,382
I would not blame you.
294
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,316
Boop, boop.
295
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,852
- No. No.
296
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,020
Because we said
we were gonna spend
297
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,855
the whole day here, remember?
298
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:33,526
- That's when I thought
we'd be shooting real guns.
299
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,828
- Hey, Gabby, look.
300
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:35,995
It's a dance machine.
301
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,630
- OK. All right. Nice try.
302
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,698
All right.
303
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:40,567
I don't crack that easy.
304
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,902
Is that a Step Maniacs
dance machine?
305
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,038
- Uh, I think it is.
306
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,172
Yeah.
307
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,074
And didn't Steve say
he's, like,
308
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,642
a way better dancer than you?
309
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,311
- I didn't say that.
310
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,513
I am,
311
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,549
but I didn't say it.
312
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:57,684
Shall we?
313
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,285
- OK, you know what?
314
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,488
I want to twerk that smug
look off of your face
315
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,189
so bad right now.
316
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,824
Just hang on.
317
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,093
OK, Emmett, to be clear,
you are not having any fun
318
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,528
here tonight, right?
- I am not.
319
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,896
- OK.
320
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,766
Bring it on,
Elaine from "Seinfeld."
321
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,806
- Well, looks like
it's just you and me.
322
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:20,840
Care to hunt?
323
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,308
- Sounds good.
324
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,610
You want to play Skee-Ball?
325
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:24,744
- Yes.
326
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:28,148
And I will crush you, Takoda!
327
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:30,050
What is Skee-Ball?
328
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:32,819
- All right, Emmett.
329
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,487
Prepare to be embarrassed.
330
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,756
- Oh, I'm already embarrassed.
331
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,058
- Here we go.
332
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,193
[Survivor's
"Eye of the Tiger"]
333
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,896
- * It's the eye
of the tiger *
334
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,531
* It's the thrill
of the fight *
335
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:49,102
* Rising up to the challenge
of our rival *
336
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:53,340
* And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night *
337
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:58,178
* And he's watching us all
with the eye *
338
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,513
* Of the tiger *
339
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:04,184
- Are you God?
340
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,219
- Oh, no fair!
341
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,722
I hit that guy five times,
and he's still going.
342
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,823
- He's a zombie.
343
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,758
That's what they do.
344
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:12,892
- Five seconds!
345
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,094
Keep shooting, Bobbie!
346
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:14,994
- Oh, yeah.
347
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,932
all: Four, three, two, one!
348
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,568
- You did it!
- I won! Ha-ha!
349
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,903
Annie Oakley would be so proud.
350
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,873
- Congratulations.
351
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,174
You beat me.
352
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,542
Barely.
353
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:33,079
- Oh, well, only barely,
because you were cheating.
354
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,848
- What do you mean,
I was cheating?
355
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,883
- Well, you're supposed
to lower your gun every time
356
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,051
a new screen comes up.
357
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,285
- What are you talking about?
358
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,489
- Well, like this.
You're supposed to--
359
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,724
well, I can't do it like that.
360
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,658
- Well, come around.
361
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,726
- OK.
362
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,861
OK.
So--
363
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,262
- Let's see.
364
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,164
What--what are we
supposed to do now?
365
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,000
- Well,
366
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,169
we're supposed
to lower it down--
367
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,470
- OK.
368
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,772
- And bring it back up.
369
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,206
- All right.
Like this?
370
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,574
- Yeah.
371
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,677
How's that feel?
372
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,778
- Feels really nice.
373
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,779
- Mm.
374
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,813
I agree.
375
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,615
- [giggles]
376
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,589
I gotta go.
377
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,224
- Me too.
378
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,293
- But-- uh--
379
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:24,464
.
380
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,433
- Hey, I'll be in the store
room if y'all need me.
381
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,068
Oh, excuse me.
382
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,202
- Sorry.
383
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,203
- That's my bad.
384
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,771
I almost smacked
right into you.
385
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,206
- I wouldn't want that.
386
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,841
- No.
387
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,309
Back!
Back!
388
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,244
- Oh! The pain!
389
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,987
- I'm sorry
you had to see that.
390
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,989
- I thought it was cute.
391
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,759
- I was talking to my eyes.
392
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,127
- This is a mess.
393
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,062
Who knew they would
react so badly?
394
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,798
- We did, which is why
we've been keeping them
395
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,200
apart for 10 years.
396
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,968
- So you did know
they liked each other!
397
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,337
- Of course, it's obvious!
398
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,175
Watching Emmett is what
I imagine it's like
399
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,878
when a Yeti falls in love.
400
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:16,950
Sweet but terrifying
at the same time.
401
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,753
- Listen, OK, you've been here,
what, six months?
402
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,288
We have known them
for 10 years.
403
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,124
And if you would have
just asked us,
404
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:27,193
we would have told you that
they secretly like each other.
405
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,729
- She did ask us, and we lied.
406
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,832
- Why would you lie about that?
407
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,167
They're our friends.
408
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,368
Don't you want them
to be happy?
409
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,770
- Of course.
410
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,171
But what if that happiness
doesn't last?
411
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,639
I mean, did you think
about that?
412
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,775
This place is like a family.
413
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:46,179
And families can fall apart if
Mommy and Daddy get a divorce.
414
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,283
- Gabby, clearly, your parents'
divorce was very traumatic--
415
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,186
- My parents aren't divorced.
416
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,320
- What?
417
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,655
- They just got back
from a bus trip
418
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,757
in New England to celebrate
their 50th anniversary.
419
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,428
- Well, that sounds nice.
420
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,063
- Gabby's right.
421
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,764
People want to believe
in the fantasy of love
422
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,099
conquering it all.
423
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,368
But statistics show
it is a fantasy.
424
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,103
- So you two
won't even try because
425
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,805
it might screw up your lives?
426
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,807
- No, because it might
screw up Emmett's.
427
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,142
If this goes wrong,
he's gonna suffer
428
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,578
because Bobbie's his boss.
429
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,813
- Takoda.
430
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,448
Takoda.
431
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,450
You think we should encourage
Bobbie and Emmett
432
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,518
to take a chance on love,
don't you?
433
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,154
- Love is a very
powerful thing, Isabella.
434
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:32,025
Like anything powerful,
it has to be respected,
435
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,793
or people can get hurt.
436
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,562
- Takoda agrees with us.
437
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,365
- At the same time,
love is powerful enough
438
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,401
to save the whole world,
let alone two people.
439
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,069
- So you're gonna go
with jibber jabber
440
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:46,006
and not take a position?
441
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,640
- I only speak.
442
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,377
It's up to you to interpret.
443
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,112
- Well, we can't
just do nothing.
444
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,646
- Leave it alone.
445
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,348
Eventually, they'll get past
how awkward they are
446
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,883
and move on with their lives.
447
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,818
- That's not good
enough for me.
448
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,888
I'm not a hoper.
449
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,524
I'm an actor.
450
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,162
- And I'm a dancer.
451
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,698
- OK, you gonna hold that
over my head forever?
452
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,600
- Perhaps.
453
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:14,734
- Oh, oh, good.
454
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,403
Elaine's back.
455
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,370
Oh, yeah.
456
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,605
Yeah.
457
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:22,909
- Hey, I just had an idea.
458
00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:25,679
That shooting contest
was so close.
459
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,415
I think you should challenge
Bobbie to a rematch.
460
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,949
- Really?
461
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,451
And what are we gonna
shoot with this time?
462
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,053
Water pistols?
463
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,288
- Well, it doesn't have to be
a shooting contest.
464
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,258
You could play darts
or play pool
465
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,528
or have some wine and cheese.
466
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,596
- I'm not asking her
for a rematch.
467
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,732
She won fair and square.
468
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,400
It's over.
469
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,203
- Didn't you tell me
that Yogi Bear once said
470
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:54,574
it ain't over till it's over?
471
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,277
- Yogi Berra said that.
472
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,814
Yogi Bear said
"pic-a-nic" basket.
473
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,650
- You could go
on a "pic-a-nic."
474
00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:07,587
I just think that
you should try again.
475
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,490
- No.
476
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,297
Isabella,
477
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,666
some things
just aren't meant to be.
478
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:30,577
.
479
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,745
- I don't like that
you're comfortable.
480
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,515
- We're not switching chairs.
481
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,851
- I'm not talking about chairs.
482
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,521
I'm talking about, what happens
if true love comes along
483
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,424
and you're busy
being comfortable?
484
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,994
- Who said that, Merle Haggard?
485
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,662
- No, it's you.
486
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,631
It's what you told me
when I needed a push
487
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,633
to break up with
my ex-boyfriend Jack.
488
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,236
- Well, I'll keep that in mind
if I ever want to break up
489
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,439
with your ex-boyfriend Jack.
490
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,441
- Bobbie,
what I'm trying to say--
491
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,709
- I know what
you're trying to say.
492
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:04,544
You've been trying
to say it for days.
493
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,212
- Well, I keep saying it
because I know
494
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,714
how you feel about Emmett.
495
00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,716
- And I told you that
because we're sisters.
496
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:11,518
That means something to me.
497
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,952
- To me too.
498
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,621
- And I also told you
I wasn't ready.
499
00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:16,723
So why did you try
to push us together?
500
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,191
- Because you're old.
501
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,599
Yes, I said it.
502
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,001
You're old.
503
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,470
- You don't have to keep
repeating it.
504
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,806
I'm not that old.
505
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:36,242
And I'm sure not that deaf.
506
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,045
- Most people, the older they
get, the more comfortable
507
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,914
they get with
the way things are.
508
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,050
They like change less and less.
509
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,618
- Well, that's not me.
510
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,087
Heck, ever since you got here,
that's all it's been,
511
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,355
is change.
512
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,490
- You accept change with me,
513
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,392
but you won't accept it
with you.
514
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,927
And neither will Emmett.
515
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,197
Because when it comes
to taking a chance on love,
516
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,300
it's easier to be comfortable.
517
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,202
- Comfortable is safe.
518
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,705
- Yeah, yeah,
it's a security system.
519
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,975
So what are you gonna do?
520
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,477
- I don't know.
521
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,646
I want to tell Emmett how I
feel, but I'm still a chicken.
522
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,250
- You do have another option,
you know.
523
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,919
You don't have to tell him
how you feel.
524
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,757
Just don't stop him when
he's showing you how he does.
525
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,028
Oh.
526
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,730
- Sup?
527
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,201
- Sup?
528
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,670
- Since you're not putting in
a security system,
529
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,571
I was just wondering
if it would be OK
530
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:42,676
if I just popped in every once
in a while to check on you.
531
00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:45,679
- Why?
532
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,313
- Well, it's not
because I don't think
533
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,682
you can take care of yourself.
534
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,251
It's just--
535
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,486
just for my own peace of mind.
536
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:58,658
- Well, I mean,
if it's for you, sure.
537
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,362
- OK.
538
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,834
- She's doing it again.
Touching me.
539
00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:08,768
Fake touching me.
- No. No.
540
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,670
- The works.
541
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,039
- Hey, guys.
542
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,676
- What's going on?
543
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,713
- We're fine.
- We're fine.
544
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,515
- Let's go.
545
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,584
We don't want to kill the mood.
546
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,988
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