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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,799 - [Crowd]: Aw! 2 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:18,540 [Whistle blows] 3 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:20,672 - [Player]: All right, boys, here we go! 4 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,761 - So, Huntsie, how long does it take you 5 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,067 to get your hair like that? 6 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:25,590 - About 4 hours. 7 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:26,591 - It's nice. 8 00:00:26,635 --> 00:00:28,071 Somebody thinks you look like 9 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,855 Stevie Wonder on steroids, but I like it. 10 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:32,162 - Fuck you! - Ooh! 11 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:34,164 Look at that face pussy that rookie gave you. 12 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:35,600 Come on! 13 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,776 [Crowd cheering] 14 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,147 - [Doug]: I think I nailed him. 15 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,503 ♪♪ Last Sunday morning 16 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,679 ♪ The sunshine felt like rain ♪ 17 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,944 ♪ The week before 18 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:17,642 ♪ They all seemed the same 19 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:20,645 ♪ With the help of God and true friends ♪ 20 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,821 ♪ I've come to realize... 21 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:25,607 - [Patrons]: Oh! Ah! 22 00:01:27,739 --> 00:01:29,219 - [Commentator]: Vicious slash! 23 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:32,092 - Doug! Get to work! 24 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,223 - [Commentator]: ...Ross Rhea! 25 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,532 - It says here that you have brown eyes. 26 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,230 Come on! 27 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,841 You actually have blue eyes in real life. 28 00:01:42,885 --> 00:01:44,582 - I'm not paying anything! 29 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,151 [Grunts] 30 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:53,025 - I'm really sorry, man. - Fuck... 31 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,594 - What's the problem, Jerry? 32 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,248 - I didn't win anything! 33 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,250 - That's because it's a jukebox, Jerry. 34 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:02,513 ♪ Go on downtown, baby 35 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,689 ♪ And find somebody to love 36 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:09,216 ♪ Meanwhile, I ain't wasting time no more ♪ 37 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:12,828 ♪ 'Cause time goes by like pouring rain ♪ 38 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:16,614 ♪ And much faster things... 39 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,661 [Birds chirping] 40 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:22,011 ♪ Running after subway trains... ♪ 41 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:23,578 - Your tie, son. - Thank you. 42 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,496 Mr. and Mrs. Goldsmith, you guys look too young. 43 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,063 Bring your IDs next time, or I can't let you in. 44 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:32,326 - What the hell you talking about? 45 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,069 - Barbara, meet Dr. and Mrs. Glatt. 46 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,593 - Hi. - How do you do? 47 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,203 - Nice to meet you. 48 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,944 - And their doctor son, Ira. 49 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,250 - Hi. - Pleasure. 50 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,339 - [Barbara]: Great to meet you. 51 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,515 - Oh, Albee, this is my youngest son, Doug. 52 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,560 - Hello. Ah! - Oh, I'm sorry. 53 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,129 - So, Ira, have you got a main squeeze? 54 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,088 A handsome surgeon, I bet you're batting them off. 55 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,221 - My squeeze is late, actually. 56 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,657 - Your dad thought you were single. 57 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:00,789 - What do I know? 58 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,443 [Chuckles] 59 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:05,402 - So what Ivy League school are you hiding at, Doug? 60 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:08,449 - Doug did not follow in the family vocation. 61 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:09,711 He's, um... 62 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,669 - I bounce. - [Albee]: Like a basketball? 63 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:13,280 [Horn honking] 64 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,629 - Richard! 65 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,847 [Ira laughs] 66 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,501 Hi! Oh! 67 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:20,069 - [Dr. Glatt]: They're very close friends. 68 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,855 - [Albee]: That's quite the couple, Glatt. 69 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,509 Is he Jewish? 70 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,947 - Ah! Come on, stop! 71 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:31,167 Stop blowing my hat, wind! 72 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,778 - For the record, they're both adopted. 73 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,389 ♪ Well, by and by 74 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,740 ♪ Way after many years have gone ♪ 75 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:41,917 ♪ And all the war freaks die off ♪♪ 76 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,050 - Yes, there he is! Oh, handsome bastard! 77 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:46,704 Come on in! Come on in! 78 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:47,618 - Thanks. 79 00:03:47,662 --> 00:03:50,142 [Siren wailing] 80 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:52,232 - Tell me you saw what Rhea did last night. 81 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,929 - It was a pretty brutal chop. 82 00:03:53,972 --> 00:03:57,106 - I've never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before. 83 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,282 He got suspended for 20 fucking games, 84 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:01,241 Boston sends him down to St. John's. 85 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,372 He's 40 years old. 86 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,461 That's it. He's fucking done, son! 87 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,594 All right then. Welcome toHot Ice. 88 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:08,770 Tonight, we have Ross Rhea's apology. 89 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,293 - To Daryl and his family, 90 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:13,644 I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, 91 00:04:13,688 --> 00:04:15,646 for what I did. 92 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,518 - Jesus, look at him. It's pathetic! 93 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,737 - I have no excuse. I don't-- 94 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,173 - Ah, Jesus Christ! 95 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,524 I can't stomach this shit anymore. 96 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:26,135 It fucking kills me to see him like this. 97 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:28,703 I'll probably feature it on next week's Hot Ice, 98 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:32,315 unless that motherfucker Sully from Worcester calls in again. 99 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,012 Last week, he called in pretending that 100 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,536 he was from some sweepstakes. 101 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,189 He told me I'd won the grand prize 102 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,626 of 50 cocks in my mouth. 103 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:41,498 He goes, I have the option of sucking all 50 at once 104 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,370 or one a month for 50 fucking months. 105 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:45,633 Fuck, I'm sorry. 106 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,287 I didn't mean to bring you down, pal. 107 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,463 - Oh, no, no. I... 108 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,943 I don't have a thing, you know? 109 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:54,294 Like, you have your show. 110 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:58,733 And my dad and my brother, they have their doctor thing. 111 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,822 I don't got a thing. 112 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,781 Everybody's got something but me. 113 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:08,351 - Would it help that I want you inside me? 114 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:11,398 That I want you to make lemonade in my chocolate factory? 115 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,878 Hey? Fuck this fucking sad shit! 116 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,402 Let's just go watch the Assassins 117 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:16,925 kick the shit out of Oshawa. 118 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:19,580 I'll fill your big thick ass full of fucking corndogs. 119 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:21,538 [Crowd cheering and shouting] 120 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,540 Fuck you, Oshawa! 121 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,020 - [Man]: Hey! 122 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:28,110 - Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period. 123 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,807 I am predicting that this fucking game 124 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,374 becomes an absolute ass-raping 125 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,637 that only the likes of fucking Ned Beatty or, 126 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,205 potentially, the cast of Ozcan comprehend. 127 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:39,513 Dougie, any thoughts? - This is fun. Tasty treats. 128 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,386 - What the fuck is that shit? 129 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,953 - Get in the fucking box! Get in! 130 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,346 - Go fuck yourself! 131 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:48,522 - Fucking bye-bye, bitch! - Fuck you! 132 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:51,351 - Michael! Welcome to Irishtown, motherfucker! 133 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,570 - What the fuck? 134 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,833 Want a piece of me, you little fucking faggot? 135 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,139 - Hey, my brother's gay. 136 00:05:57,182 --> 00:06:00,360 - That's it! Fuck it! 137 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,666 - What the fuck is this? 138 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:04,929 He's coming up here! - Come here, you faggot! 139 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,061 - Hey, my brother's... 140 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,845 [Slowed down, deep]: ...gay! 141 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,064 - Motherfucker! 142 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,152 [Thud] 143 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:11,675 Ah! - Oh! 144 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:17,072 Oh, attaboy, Dougie! Kick his fucking head in! 145 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,120 - Ah! 146 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,253 - Oh shit! - Holy fucking shit! 147 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:26,124 Look at that face period! 148 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:27,735 - See this over here! Look at this! 149 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:29,345 - You wanna take that word back? 150 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,042 - Fuck you, faggot! 151 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,394 - [All]: Oh! 152 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:39,834 - Yes! Yes! 153 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,531 [Crowd cheering] 154 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,228 Oh my God! 155 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:45,448 Doug, Doug, Doug! 156 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,711 - [Crowd chanting]: Doug, Doug, Doug! 157 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,904 [Imitating drum roll] 158 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:08,471 - That's my fucking boy! 159 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,908 Boner genocide! 160 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:14,390 I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated. 161 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,000 - Pat, that's it! 162 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,828 - Tonight, we have 163 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:20,352 a very special fucking guest joining us: 164 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,442 Doug "The Thug" Glatt! 165 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,531 - I'm a big fan. It's a good show. 166 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,055 - Speaking of fans, let's go to the phones. 167 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:29,971 Caller, you're blowing Hot Ice. 168 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:32,713 - [Man]: Hi there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs. 169 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:35,367 - Huh! That's... - Yes, I like hot dogs. 170 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:36,499 - Great! 171 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:37,761 - But I prefer corndogs 172 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:40,198 because you don't need a bun for it. 173 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:41,983 Because the bun is all around it, 174 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:44,246 and you can eat it from a stick. 175 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:47,597 - You like hot dogs 'cause you like cocks in your mouth, son! 176 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,121 - You motherfucker! - Sully from Worcester! 177 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:51,949 [Sully shouting, indistinct] 178 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,690 - Dammit! Fuck you, Gus and Brian! 179 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:55,039 You motherfuckers! 180 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,520 You're supposed to screen this shit! 181 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:58,913 - Fuck this! I'm done! 182 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:00,523 - I've had enough of you 183 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:03,874 and your fucking sweater-vest police-state censorship, OK? 184 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,441 [Phone ringing] 185 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,878 Hi there! You are the final caller ever on Hot Ice. 186 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,619 - Hi, this is Rollie Hortense. 187 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,795 I'm the head coach of the Orangetown Assassins. 188 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,623 - Yeah? Go fuck yourself! 189 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:16,539 - Patty, do me a favour. Let me talk to your buddy Doug. 190 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,889 Doug, you impressed the hell out of me last night, 191 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,543 and a lot of other people too. 192 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,153 - Thank you. 193 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,939 You impress me a hell of a lot too. 194 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,767 - I'll be direct. 195 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,117 What I want you to do is come down to the rink tomorrow 196 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,597 and come out for a tryout. 197 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,425 You think about it, OK? Tomorrow at 2:30. 198 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,516 - OK. Yeah. 199 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,214 I hope to see you there tomorrow at 2:30. 200 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,957 [Whispering]: Where? 201 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,830 - You guys really shine in the fucking morning! 202 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,620 - Dougie! Dougie! 203 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,535 - Doug! 204 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,580 Come on out here, son. 205 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,625 - Come on! 206 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,020 - Who the fuck is this guy? 207 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,850 Jesus Christ! 208 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,461 Wow, nice wheels, boy. 209 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,855 - Stop being mean to my friend! 210 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,509 They're his gay brother's! 211 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,902 [Players laughing] 212 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:17,513 What? Have you never seen figure skates before? 213 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,821 - Oh! 214 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,176 - Hey. - Howdy. 215 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,223 - [Players]: Oh! - Fuck! 216 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,923 - I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at. 217 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,707 One and nine the last time I checked, 218 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:40,188 so shut the fuck up and let this guy have his shot. 219 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,493 - You're not actually 220 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,278 gonna let this guy join the team. 221 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,629 You know you're not joining 222 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,631 the fucking Ice Capades, right, buddy? 223 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,720 - You're not trying out for the--the... 224 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,330 The... Capades. 225 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,376 - [Mockingly]: Spit it out. 226 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,770 You're a big boy. Use your big boy words. 227 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,119 Uh! - Fuck it! 228 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,555 - [Player]: Oh! 229 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,035 [Rollie laughing] 230 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,691 [Roars] 231 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,305 - Shit! Oh, the kids! 232 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:11,698 Motherfucker! 233 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,657 Cocksucker! 234 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,184 [Whistle blows] 235 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:21,490 - Jesus Christ! 236 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,666 Holy lick, boy! 237 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,886 It's just too bad those are your teammates 238 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,322 that you fucked up out there. 239 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,932 - Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 240 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,673 - Of course, on the bright side, 241 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:33,197 those are your teammates that you fucked up out there. 242 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,243 What do you say, son? You wanna be an Assassin? 243 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:37,506 - Yes, yes. 244 00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,682 - What number you wanna wear? - 69! 245 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,467 Take the number 69! 246 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,165 It's hilarious! 247 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,298 - Is that number taken? 248 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,955 - Dig it in now! Dig it in! 249 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,001 That's OK. 250 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,830 You gotta be shitty to get better. Push, push, push! 251 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,267 You almost got it! I don't care if you go down. 252 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,921 [Crowd cheering] 253 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,749 ♪♪ I got no time for living 254 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,229 ♪ Yes, I'm working all the time... ♪ 255 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,709 [Grunts] 256 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,320 - Glatt! Glatt! 257 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,844 - Excuse me. 258 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,062 Shit! 259 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,849 - Let's go! 260 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,982 ♪ They call me the working man... ♪ 261 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,941 Hey, pretty good! Pretty good! 262 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,639 Way, way, way, better! 263 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,336 ♪ They call me the working man... ♪ 264 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,424 [Whistle blows] 265 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,426 - Whoa! 266 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,211 [Wolf whistle] 267 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,648 - Ross "The Boss" motherfucking Rhea. 268 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,172 He is the master. All right, Fucking Guys Up 101. 269 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,392 You see what Rhea's doing? 270 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,915 Grab them on the meat right there. 271 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:43,354 Nothing's coming through and you're fucking tiring out. 272 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,704 Pow! Bam! 273 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,579 I lure you in by beating the fuck out of you. 274 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:53,582 When you come in close to stop the fucking onslaught, 275 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,279 boom, uppercut! 276 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:02,069 - [Crowd chanting]: Doug, Doug, Doug! 277 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,594 - $6,000 off! 278 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,117 - $5,000 off! 279 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,990 - The Thug hates crappy cars! 280 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,084 [Crowd whistling and cheering] 281 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,568 - Sorry, bud. 282 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:26,920 - You're gonna fuck somebody up real good, kiddo. 283 00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,487 ♪ They call me the working man ♪ 284 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,708 ♪ I guess that's what I am ♪ 285 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,757 - Coach, you wanted to see me? 286 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,236 - Oh yeah! Hey, Doug. 287 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,804 Yeah, come on in. Grab a chair. 288 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:46,156 I've got something I wanna discuss with you. 289 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,855 I am truly fucking proud of you. 290 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,509 - I'm truly fucking proud of you. 291 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,642 - Imagine if you played in a league 292 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,731 where they actually played hockey. 293 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,951 Your talent's wasted here. 294 00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,344 - I--I don't know if I have any talent. 295 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,129 - You've been touched by the fist of God, 296 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,391 for Christ's sake! 297 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,784 - Thank you, sir. 298 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,133 - I've got a brother, Ron. 299 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,004 He's the coach and general manager 300 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,179 of the Halifax Highlanders. 301 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,746 I've told him about you, 302 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,704 and I think you can really help him out. 303 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,882 It all starts with this player he's got there, 304 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,797 Xavier Laflamme. 305 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,625 Holy shit, could this guy dance with the puck! 306 00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:23,063 And he could put that cocksucker away too. 307 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,195 100% pure natural skill. 308 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,763 [Horn blaring, crowd cheering] 309 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,852 He ends up going number 2 overall. 310 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,767 And Montreal grabs him. 311 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,856 - Whoo! Number one! 312 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,468 - Fourth game of the season, it's the home opener... bam! 313 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:42,256 Ross "The Boss" Rhea. - Nice hit, eh? 314 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,866 - He suffers a 3rd-degree concussion. 315 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,650 He's lucky he wasn't killed. 316 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,610 Then he comes back. He's scared shitless out there. 317 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,525 [Crowd booing] 318 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,702 And the pressure's really starting to mount on this kid 319 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,704 and he really can't hack it. 320 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,271 He starts missing practices. 321 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,316 He starts hanging with the wrong people, 322 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,970 the rumours, the fuck tapes. 323 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,842 It all starts to add up. 324 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,018 He goes to the club and says he wants a trade. 325 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,629 They won't trade him. They send him down, Halifax. 326 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:08,717 He's with my brother. 327 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,023 - All right! 328 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,329 That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies! 329 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:15,115 You know why we're losing? 'Cause you're fucking shit! 330 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,726 - Doug, he wants to offer you a contract. 331 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,162 This is a farm club. 332 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,730 This is not some league where you're playing on a team 333 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,427 that's named after a radio station. 334 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,908 This is one step under the big league. 335 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,910 You go there. You watch Frenchie's back. 336 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,999 Maybe you could snap him out of his slump. 337 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,783 Maybe you can snap that whole team awake. 338 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,437 - Thank you so much! 339 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,657 - Hey, this is a great opportunity. 340 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,093 I'm so glad you see that. 341 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,834 - Did you draw that? - What? 342 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,836 - The wolf. - Yeah, of course. 343 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,272 - What's its name? 344 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,231 - Loopy. 345 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,973 Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin. 346 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,018 - Thanks for Loopy, coach. 347 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,455 - My cousin, Sherilyn, she works for this titty bar 348 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,066 up in Dartmouth called Night Court. 349 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,068 And she has this dance move she does 350 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,070 where she drags her jagged little coke nail 351 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,723 across her C-section scars. 352 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,596 She's been asking me to come up and watch her dance for ages. 353 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,989 And I've been telling her: 354 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,034 "That's kind of gross 'cause we're family." 355 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,949 But I don't actually find it that gross. 356 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,082 - Hmm! That's me here. - This one. 357 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,084 Dougie... 358 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,086 beat the shit out of some jackoffs for me. 359 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,871 - I'm gonna be OK, right? 360 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,003 - You're the fucking Thug! 361 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,743 You'll be wicked fucking awesome! 362 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,310 I love you, bud. 363 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,530 - I'll miss you, buddy. - I'll miss you. 364 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,053 Oh my God! Oh my God! 365 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,707 There he goes! 366 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,101 That's my friend! I know Doug "The Thug" Glatt! 367 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,580 I remember when his dick was 368 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,105 a tiny little fucking Christmas light! 369 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,194 [Grunting] 370 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,200 Ah! 371 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,072 [Purring] 372 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,814 Halifax! Halifax! 373 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,859 [Ship horn blaring] 374 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,515 [♪ Lord Kossity rapping Morenas in Spanish and French ♪] 375 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,830 [♪ Morenason sound system ♪] 376 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,141 - Hello? 377 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,447 Jesus! 378 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,232 [Voices in other room] 379 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,671 [Woman giggling] 380 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,194 Hello? 381 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,587 - [Xavier]: Fuck! 382 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,417 - Oh! 383 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,635 [Shouting in French] 384 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,855 I'm sorry. Nice to meet you. 385 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,901 - Close the fucking door! - Thank you for having me. 386 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,036 Hmm! 387 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,439 Oh... 388 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,443 - Jesus, it's early! 389 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,662 - I'm Doug Glatt. - Gord Ogilvey. 390 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,142 - Nice to meet you. 391 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,059 - So, Dougie, you're the tough Yank 392 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,061 who beats the shit out of everyone. 393 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,062 - I don't know about that. 394 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,542 - Glad to have you here, bud. 395 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,109 - Thanks. I'm happy to be here. 396 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,067 - Oh fuck! Yeah, my wife left me. 397 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,722 Said she was sick of hockey. 398 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,203 Sick of hockey... 399 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,769 - I'm sorry. 400 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,294 - Well, it's pretty much the shitter. 401 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,947 [Sighs] 402 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,601 - No, thanks. Oh, so nice of you. 403 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,255 No, I'm good. Thanks. 404 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,561 - This here is Stevsie. 405 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:23,129 Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do it. 406 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,826 - Don't hesitate. Good to meet you. 407 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,133 - Nice to meet you. I'm Glug Datt. Doug Glatt. 408 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,440 - That's Parkey, left winger. Paying for his med school. 409 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,399 Asians are an industrious people. 410 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,488 I guess hockey is like math to him. 411 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:38,318 Icing the pucks are like equations, eh, Parkey? 412 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,015 - Where's my fucking helmet! 413 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,886 - Starting goalie Marco Belchior. 414 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,106 We call him Belchie. He's from Regina. 415 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,239 - Vagina? - He drinks hand sanitizer. 416 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,676 - What's so fucking funny giggly bits? 417 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:49,981 [Holding back laughter] 418 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,767 - We have your mama right here. - Oh yes! 419 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,551 - Look at this beautiful smile! 420 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,683 - There she is! 421 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,119 - Say hello. 422 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,991 - Oh! Let's go fuck your mother! 423 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,602 What? Yes! - Oh, hump her head! 424 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,343 Just like a Belchior! 425 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,736 - You fucking Chernobyl motherfuckers! 426 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,783 - Your mother's pussy's so fucking tight! 427 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,654 No way a baby come out there! 428 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,395 No way! You adopted! 429 00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,136 - I'm on your team! 430 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,616 Anybody else see this shit? 431 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,791 - Oh, what a woman! 432 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,401 - I love you, Mama. 433 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,621 - You might want to wash it before you put on. 434 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,101 - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt. 435 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,406 - Don't. 436 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,538 - Two rules, man: 437 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,453 Stay away from my fucking Percocets, 438 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,324 and do you have any fucking Percocets, man? 439 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,152 - All right. - [Marco]: OK! 440 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,023 - What about Laflamme? Where's he at? 441 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,200 - Probably giving some single mother herpes 442 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,375 in a parking lot. 443 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,289 - Oh sure. 444 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,033 ♪♪ Yo 445 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,123 ♪ Yeah, unh 446 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,125 ♪ Yeah, that's the shit right here ♪ 447 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:51,347 ♪ Yeah, this makes me wanna kill somebody ♪ 448 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,394 ♪ Turn this shit up 449 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:57,397 [In headphones]: ♪ Real fucking loud 450 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,138 ♪ Drinkin' the bile out your pancreas... ♪♪ 451 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,884 - [Ogilvey]: OK, boys, let's go! 452 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,148 Give it 121% tonight! 453 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:16,198 - [Woman, off-key]: ♪♪ God keep our land 454 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:20,202 ♪ Glorious and free 455 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,683 ♪ O Canada 456 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:26,774 ♪ We stand on guard for thee 457 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,254 - ♪ Thee 458 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:32,214 - [Woman]: ♪ O Canada 459 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,609 ♪ I stand on guard 460 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,959 ♪ With you 461 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,743 - ♪ ... thee ♪ 462 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,270 - Well, that was borderline treasonous 463 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,794 and a disgrace to our nation 464 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,926 and its proud and storied history. 465 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,928 My father didn't kick the Nazis-- 466 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:53,192 And the puck drops! Face-off win by Hamilton. 467 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,584 Schaffer chips it back to Hall. 468 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,196 Jefferson of the Steelers in front of the net. 469 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,807 Get's a chance, takes the shot! - Shut out tonight, man! 470 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:02,026 - Save Belchior! Now Sacco dishes to Ogilvey. 471 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,639 Laflamme still looking to find his game. 472 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:08,207 Ogilvey to Laflamme. Oh, he dodged a bullet there! 473 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,383 - Oh, come on, Laflamme! Grow a set! 474 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,254 - Come on, boys! Work those corners! 475 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,821 - Come on! Work those corners! 476 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,170 Let's keep it together! 477 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,565 - Don't pinch! - Halifax pinches in... 478 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,001 - Centre! Centre! 479 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,090 - [Commentator]: Johnson gets it over. 480 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,483 Here's the shot! He scores! 481 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,484 - Oh fuck! 482 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,007 [Cheering] 483 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,922 - Five hole! - Five hole! 484 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,359 - Ass licker! Am I the only one here? 485 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,143 You Slavic fucking borscht-blooded 486 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,407 cabbage-headed motherfuckers, man! 487 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,366 Why don't you just stop the puck in your big vagina, 488 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,933 you Russian lesbian! 489 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:42,110 - Get your hands out of your ass, eh? Jesus! 490 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,590 - [Player]: Come on, boys! 491 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,201 - [Ronnie]: Man on, Kimmy, man on! 492 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,290 - Now Kim goes into the corner. 493 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,379 [Whistle blows, crowd booing] 494 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,990 - Come on! What the fuck? 495 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,905 - He won't be heard from till next week! 496 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,952 - You gotta make that call! That's a fucking elbow, Howard! 497 00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,737 - [Player]: The doctor needs a doctor. 498 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,130 - Bullshit! 499 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,958 [♪ Chargeon organ ♪] 500 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,833 OK, No. 6, you light him up. 501 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,448 [Whistle blows] 502 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,710 - Look, I got it. 503 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:18,320 Just get lost. I got it! 504 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,888 - Looks like Ronnie Hortense is looking for 505 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,542 a little spark to ignite his team. 506 00:21:22,585 --> 00:21:25,675 And that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt. 507 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,329 And what a spark he'll be! 508 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:29,244 [Whistle blows] 509 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,941 - Come on, you fucking pussy! 510 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:33,030 - I got it. - Come on! 511 00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,945 - Who the fuck are you? 512 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,730 What's up, bitch? You want some? 513 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,253 [Whistle blows] 514 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,604 - Knock him out. 515 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:57,272 - [Commentator]: Ho, doctor! What a debut! 516 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,013 [Crowd cheering] 517 00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,843 - Fucking rights! 518 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,241 [Fans whistling] 519 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,513 [Inaudible] 520 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,168 [Inaudible] 521 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:33,395 - Did you know that cows only meow when people are around? 522 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,137 It's true. - I read that in Cat Fancy. 523 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,747 - What are these doing here? 524 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,401 Gone! 525 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,011 [Laughs] 526 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:45,059 Here's a little dose. A little dose. 527 00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:47,191 Here we are! 528 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:49,237 It's time to welcome... 529 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,586 - Hi, guys. 530 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,241 - [Stevenson]: Doug. - ...Doug officially... 531 00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:55,591 - Through an initiation. It's gonna be good. 532 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,593 - [Doug]: So, uh, what do I have to do? 533 00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:58,812 [Burping] 534 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,422 - Oh shit! - Fuck! 535 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,293 - Sleep peaceful, old wanderer. 536 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:04,121 - We should sign his dick. 537 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:05,601 Everyone sign his dick. 538 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,038 - What's happening here? - What's the matter? 539 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:10,084 Huh? You have a little puss-puss? 540 00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:12,347 Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh! 541 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,870 - Let's see what's going on over there. 542 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:15,002 - Show us your dick. 543 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,786 - I don't want you to see my dick. 544 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,092 - Why you being gay? 545 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,486 - I think you're fucking being pretty gay. 546 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,705 - It's not gay! - Not if you're brothers. 547 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,098 - If you're brothers, 548 00:23:24,141 --> 00:23:26,187 it's gay with a dash of something else. 549 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:27,971 - My gay brother doesn't even do that. 550 00:23:28,015 --> 00:23:29,712 - I've played hockey my whole life. 551 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,018 I never signed a dick. 552 00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:32,280 - I'll sign your dick. 553 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,282 [♪ Rap on stereo ] 554 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:41,332 - Oh, come on! Fuck! You fucked the carpet! 555 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,639 - Oh, I'm sorry. I can take my shoes off, yeah? 556 00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:45,902 - No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck? 557 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,078 - Thanks. 558 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:50,646 - Excuse me. 559 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,692 Hey! 560 00:23:52,735 --> 00:23:53,997 [Whistles] 561 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,738 Come on, sit. 562 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,958 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 563 00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,439 - Thanks. That's cool. 564 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,266 - Pot? 565 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:05,008 - No. Thank you so much for asking me. 566 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:08,011 Beer and soup, that's my thing. 567 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,840 - You're a crazy motherfucker, huh? 568 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,755 Tabarnac!Bam! 569 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,540 You fucking beat him. 570 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:15,889 - [Laughing]: Really? - Yeah! 571 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,020 - Thank you. 572 00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:20,067 - Yeah! Why did you do that? 573 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,199 - What do you mean? 574 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:24,158 - Why do you help and protect these guys? 575 00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:25,899 You don't even know these guys. 576 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,423 - Well, the coach puts me out there to fight. 577 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,512 That's my job. 578 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:33,384 I like standing up for my team, you know. 579 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:34,516 I take care of-- 580 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,344 [Laughing] 581 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,305 - "Team!" 582 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:44,134 You just wait. Wait one month. 583 00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:45,875 Then you tell me if you feel the same. 584 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,529 I don't think so. 585 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,791 The fucking team! 586 00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:50,663 [Laughing] 587 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,144 - What are those? 588 00:24:54,188 --> 00:24:56,582 - Have you ever jerked off on ecstasy? 589 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,105 - I'm sorry? 590 00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,410 - Bonne nuit! 591 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,022 - Bonne nuit... 592 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,286 - Come on, boys! Let's go! 593 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,244 Fresh sheet of ice. Breathe it in! 594 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,464 - Come on! Breathe in that fresh air. 595 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,987 Come on! You're men! Men! 596 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:13,033 - [Commentator]: Penalty winding down 597 00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:14,643 in front of a good crowd here 598 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,645 in this game between the Laval Kings and... 599 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:18,081 - Here we go! 600 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:20,867 - Come on, Dougie! 601 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,085 Steve-O, go out for Dougie. 602 00:25:22,129 --> 00:25:23,783 - I got it! Coach, I'm doing it! 603 00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:26,263 - Two on one! Doug, come on! 604 00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:28,788 - No, no, Steve-O. Get back, get back! 605 00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,572 Fuck! He's got his hand up already. 606 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:33,270 It's gonna be too many men on the ice. 607 00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:36,317 - [Commentator]: Here come the Kings with a man advantage. 608 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,275 Delayed penalty. They score! 609 00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:41,061 - Jesus! And the donkey motherfucked it up! 610 00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:42,932 Get off the ice, Glatt! 611 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,848 Why are you on the fucking ice, man? 612 00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:47,850 - I've heard this song before, folks. 613 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,417 In fact, on my wedding night. 614 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:50,853 - Go to the end of the bench. 615 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,681 - Our bashful bride Glatt 616 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,422 can't wear white anymore. 617 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,903 - You know why there was too many men on the ice? 618 00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,948 'Cause you stayed on the ice. Change it up. 619 00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,646 You stay there until I tell you to move. 620 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:01,821 - Idiot. 621 00:26:01,864 --> 00:26:03,387 - Unbelievable, Glatt. 622 00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:05,912 Nice work, rookie. Come on, let's go! 623 00:26:05,955 --> 00:26:07,522 Fuck! 624 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,698 That was the closest we have come 625 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:12,309 to winning a fucking hockey game in over a month 626 00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:13,789 and you just fucked us! 627 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,791 You fucked us! 628 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,488 You're not here to play hockey. 629 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:18,794 You're here to fight. 630 00:26:18,838 --> 00:26:21,101 [Laflamme laughing] 631 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,146 Hey, pretty boy! You find that funny? 632 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:24,713 Funny ha ha? 633 00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:27,586 Like flushing-a-$5 million- contract-up-your-nose funny? 634 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,284 Or funny peculiar, like Doug there? 635 00:26:32,329 --> 00:26:33,679 You get your shit together. 636 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:36,290 'Cause your shit stinks, Pepé Le Pew. 637 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,900 It fucking stinks! 638 00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,663 - After serving his 20-game suspension, 639 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:04,579 Ross Rhea was sent down to Boston's affiliate in the EMHL, 640 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,059 the St. John's Shamrocks. 641 00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:08,365 The same team where he started his career. 642 00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:10,933 A career a lot of people believe is coming to a close. 643 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:13,762 - This is where I started out. This is where I'm from. 644 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:16,243 I suppose it's as good a place as any for me to end up. 645 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:17,940 - Rhea is a repeat offender, 646 00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:20,247 having sat out 12 games after his infamous headshot 647 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,815 on Xavier Laflamme 3 years ago. 648 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:24,817 The league is sending a clear message 649 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:27,167 that it'll no longer tolerate this behaviour. 650 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,560 - No, yeah, I know. You're breaking up. 651 00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:31,084 No, we're not breaking up. 652 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:33,695 You're breaking up. I can't hear-- 653 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,131 ♪♪ Baby... 654 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,698 What? No, I'm here. 655 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,180 What? No, it's still shit. 656 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:43,226 You still sound like a fucking cyborg. 657 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:45,881 How? You're in China. 658 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:47,796 No, I'm sorry. Fuck! 659 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,103 I said, we'll talk tomorrow. 660 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:51,626 Me too. 661 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:55,804 Fuck! I need a drink. 662 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:58,111 - Eva? Hey, Eva baby. 663 00:27:58,154 --> 00:28:00,940 Are you on a date with this loser? 664 00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:03,551 Mind if I cut in with my beautiful dong! 665 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:06,336 - Oh fuck! What the fuck! 666 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:07,511 [Laughing] 667 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:09,818 You moron! 668 00:28:09,862 --> 00:28:12,255 - Here. You can use this like a towel to dry off. 669 00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,737 It's made from the same material 670 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,086 they make snowsuits out of. 671 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,261 [Laughing] 672 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:31,057 ♪ Baby ♪ 673 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:37,106 Man, I'm wasted. 674 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,848 Eva, I really like your name. 675 00:28:39,892 --> 00:28:41,763 - Yes, sir. It's a great name. 676 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,634 Like the Bible, 677 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:46,115 just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it. 678 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:48,378 - I think it's a pretty name, 679 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,250 like your face. 680 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,556 You got a pretty name and a pretty face. 681 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,690 - Aw, you're very nice to me. 682 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,652 Fuck it. Doug... 683 00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:02,958 - Uh-huh? 684 00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:04,830 - I dig hockey players. 685 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:08,572 The shit, the violence, the beer, all of it. 686 00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:10,618 I fucking love it. 687 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,402 - [Patrons]: Aw! 688 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:13,969 - Sad. 689 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:15,928 - Wanna get outta here? - Yes, please. 690 00:29:15,971 --> 00:29:17,277 - Let's rally. 691 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,934 - You're so pretty. 692 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:23,413 You're so beautiful. 693 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:24,806 [Laughs] 694 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,808 I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. 695 00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:28,157 I'm sorry. 696 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:30,551 - It's fine. I think it's cute. 697 00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:31,944 [Giggles] 698 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:34,294 Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful? 699 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,210 Mmm, this is me. 700 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,559 - OK. 701 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,649 I like you though. 702 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,172 - You do, eh? 703 00:29:43,216 --> 00:29:44,913 - Yes, ma'am. 704 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:47,829 - Eva likes Doug. 705 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:50,353 Eva likes you. 706 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:53,487 - What does Eva think about kissing? 707 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:57,056 - Which type? - French? 708 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,145 [Pizza box hitting ground] 709 00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:06,152 - Oh fuck! 710 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,157 - Um, hey, uh... 711 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,594 What do you think about me calling you sometime? 712 00:30:13,637 --> 00:30:16,118 - I don't know whether that's the best idea, 713 00:30:16,162 --> 00:30:17,380 this shit. 714 00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:20,166 - Uh, why don't you give me your number, 715 00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:21,950 and I promise that I'll never call you. 716 00:30:21,994 --> 00:30:23,343 - Yeah? 717 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,692 - Yeah. 718 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,128 - OK. 719 00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:31,742 - Perfect. 720 00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:33,005 [Laughing] 721 00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:34,093 - I love that! 722 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:37,879 - Bye, Doug. 723 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:39,141 - Bye, Eva. 724 00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:40,969 I'm gonna watch you walk up the stairs 725 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:42,579 and make sure that you're safe. 726 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:45,408 - Safe. 727 00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:46,888 - Good night. - Good night. 728 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,458 [Cat meowing] 729 00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:57,594 - All right, boys, listen up! We're still in this thing. 730 00:30:57,638 --> 00:30:59,205 We just need a quick one. 731 00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:00,467 - Listen up, cash! 732 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,251 - We gotta work harder than them, OK? 733 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:03,862 - Get harder than them, guys. 734 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:06,865 - You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce. 735 00:31:06,908 --> 00:31:08,910 She's trying to get all my money now. 736 00:31:08,954 --> 00:31:11,043 She can have half of it. I don't give a shit. 737 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,740 The other half: hard work, mine! 738 00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:14,960 Some guys on their team are fucking divorced. 739 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:16,875 Three guys there whose fucking marriages 740 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,180 are in the fucking toilet. 741 00:31:18,224 --> 00:31:21,053 - We're playing divorced guys. - Yeah. 742 00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:23,403 - We gotta be fucking triceps, biceps, R-ceps hard! 743 00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:24,708 - Hard! 744 00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:27,755 - Greek fucking underground gay-porn hard! 745 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:29,713 - [Stevenson]: You're all Adonises. 746 00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:31,977 - Highlanders, gay-porn hard! 747 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,674 - Gay-porn hard! 748 00:31:33,717 --> 00:31:36,459 - Wheelers win the face-off. It goes back to Emerson. 749 00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:39,201 Emerson moves up the wing. Looks across, finds Jones. 750 00:31:39,245 --> 00:31:41,421 Jones now flips it up the right side. 751 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,858 Stevenson! Here's Mason who works it up the boards. 752 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,686 Let's loose! He scored! 753 00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:47,079 - Where's the pride? 754 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:48,994 - Yeah! - Nobody wants to play? 755 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:51,387 Nobody wants to play? 756 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:52,998 Laflamme. 757 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,131 - I'm sorry, coach. 758 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,872 OK, Siegfried. Let's go, Roy! 759 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,830 Eye of the fucking tiger! 760 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,964 - Ogilvey wins the face-off, takes it back into his own zone. 761 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:05,749 Now circling in the neutral zone, 762 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,534 looking for home. 763 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,797 - For fuck's sake, kid! Stop staring at me. 764 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,755 You're weirding me out. - I'm sorry, sir. 765 00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:13,627 - [Commentator]: Here comes Laflamme, 766 00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:15,150 trying to squeeze by Oldfield. 767 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,804 - You fucking diver! 768 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:18,371 - Come on! - Come on! 769 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:19,894 - That better be 4 minutes, ref. 770 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,462 [Whistle blows] 771 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:25,421 - You're dead meat! Fuck off! 772 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,815 Hey, Glatt, you little fucking dickweed! 773 00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:30,774 You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me, 774 00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:32,602 I'll light your fucking ass up. 775 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:35,257 - Hey! I'll light your ass back up on fire. 776 00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,218 - It's time to make up for your mistake. 777 00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:40,871 Look at the penalty clock. 778 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:42,917 And when I say, you get over there. 779 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,354 Stand in front of that box and wait for that bugger. 780 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:46,747 - Yes, sir. 781 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:48,444 - Do exactly what I say. 782 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,793 - Yes, sir. Of course. 783 00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:51,447 - Exactly what I say. You got it? 784 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:52,840 Nothing else. 785 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,844 Windsor moves the puck out of their zone. 786 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:59,107 Penalty's winding down. Here's Patrick, for Black. 787 00:32:59,151 --> 00:33:01,022 Broken up by York, knocked it down. 788 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,894 It comes up the backboard. It's brought right back. 789 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,940 - [Ronnie]: Kimmy, get off! Get off! 790 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,376 Go, go, go! Skate! 791 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,509 Go, Glatt. Don't deviate! Exactly like I said. 792 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:14,079 - You want a piece of me? - Hi. 793 00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:17,386 - You fucking pussy. I am gonna fuck you up, Glatt! 794 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,692 Fuck you! 795 00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,999 You fucking take it, you motherfucker! 796 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,305 You... little... bitch! 797 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:26,091 - What are you doing? Fucking hit him! 798 00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,527 [Crowd cheering] 799 00:33:39,191 --> 00:33:41,019 [Air horns blaring] 800 00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,373 - [Stevenson]: All right, Dougie! 801 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:51,377 - OK, Glatt, keep moving. 802 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,205 Keep moving. Get in the box. 803 00:33:53,248 --> 00:33:54,510 Keep it moving. 804 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:01,039 [Giggling] 805 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,912 - But I--I just miss you. 806 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:06,609 I really miss you both. 807 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,220 Please don't give up on me. 808 00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:11,049 [Vibrating] 809 00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:14,791 - Oh, fuck me! 810 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:16,576 Hello? 811 00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:19,840 - Eva? Heh! Hey! 812 00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:23,148 This is Doug Glatt. 813 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:26,934 Your number is so similar to my friend's number. 814 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,892 I didn't know which was which, 815 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:32,244 so I didn't wanna call my friend and then bother you. 816 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:34,202 I was just checking. 817 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:37,466 Simply checking the numbers out. 818 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,165 Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team. 819 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:42,689 I think some of your friends are gonna come. 820 00:34:42,732 --> 00:34:45,909 I don't know if you wanna, like, you know, join us? 821 00:34:45,953 --> 00:34:49,217 - Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down. 822 00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:51,132 I'm trying to be a good girl. Trying. 823 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,786 - Well, you know, uh, 824 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:55,745 maybe you and I could hang out sometime, 825 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:58,487 you know, get, like, coffee? 826 00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:01,316 - Um... sure. 827 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:04,319 - Great. 828 00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:07,453 I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade. 829 00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:09,890 And I like power drinks and water. 830 00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,370 - Awesome. 831 00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:13,633 - It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not, 832 00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:14,938 if I could just see you. 833 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:17,027 - That sounds cool. 834 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:18,333 - OK. 835 00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:20,422 - OK. I'll see you then. 836 00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:21,423 - Bye, Eva. 837 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,121 - Bye. 838 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,687 - YES! 839 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:30,780 - [Belchior]: Oh, you pinko Bolshevik ass-eaters, man! 840 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:32,782 - It is beach ball, 841 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:36,612 because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball. 842 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:38,048 - Not nice! 843 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:39,789 - Beach ball is bigger than puck. 844 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,269 That's why joke is. 845 00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:43,315 - Yeah, I fucking get it, man. 846 00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:46,187 - Left to right, we know that. 847 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:47,667 Shut up! 848 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:50,713 - [Commentator]: So the score is tied with 2:52 left. 849 00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:51,932 [Whistle blows] 850 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,325 Steve-O, Steve-O, come on! 851 00:35:53,368 --> 00:35:55,065 No, no, no, sit down. Sit down. 852 00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:56,284 Glatt! 853 00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,766 - Who do I fight, coach? - Nobody. 854 00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:02,682 Just park your ass in front of that goaltender and screen him. 855 00:36:02,725 --> 00:36:03,683 Let's do this! 856 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,775 - Fuck! 857 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,385 - [Ronnie]: Let's go! Let's go! 858 00:36:10,429 --> 00:36:12,866 - Oh, The Thug is coming in on a power play. 859 00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,434 Do you believe in miracles? 860 00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:17,087 - Thank you. 861 00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:19,481 - [Commentator]: And the puck is dropped. 862 00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:22,223 Glatt will head straight to the front of the net. 863 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,225 Puck goes back to the point. Kim with it. 864 00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:26,445 Gets it over. Put it out in front. 865 00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:29,056 Glatt is screening. All the action in front of the net. 866 00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:31,101 Halifax winds it up. Here's a blast! 867 00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:35,889 Kim scored! 868 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,804 [Horn blaring, crowd cheering] 869 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:39,197 - Whoo! 870 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,024 - [Commentator]: 3-2! 871 00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:46,726 I don't think the Moncton goalie saw any part of that. 872 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:48,945 There was nothing but a wall of Glatt. 873 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,252 - [Ronnie]: Come on, boys! Ten seconds left now. 874 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,863 - Keep the wolves out of the barn. Eight seconds! 875 00:36:53,907 --> 00:36:56,170 - Ferris shoots it up the boards to Lemieux. 876 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,432 - This guy's going glove. 877 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:59,956 This guy's going glove, Mother. 878 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,045 - He gets in across the line, takes the shot. 879 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,919 - Belchior save! Horatio at the bridge! 880 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:07,355 [Buzzer rings] 881 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:09,009 The game is over! 882 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:11,577 Halifax has broken the losing streak. 883 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,361 Their first win in a month. 884 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,145 Wow! What a show! 885 00:37:15,189 --> 00:37:17,235 I'm gonna go crack some champagne 886 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:19,411 and make love to my old lady. 887 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:22,936 It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time. 888 00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:25,286 - That was fucking hockey, man! 889 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,897 - Oh, thank you. That's so nice. 890 00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,682 [Crowd cheering] 891 00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,952 ♪♪ Good day to you... 892 00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:40,519 [Exhales] 893 00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,172 ♪ Fat balloon man 894 00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:44,044 ♪ May you always have air... 895 00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:46,176 Hey! Hi, Eva. 896 00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:47,526 Wow, you look so pretty. 897 00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:52,182 - I just have to go to the washroom. One sec. 898 00:37:52,226 --> 00:37:54,750 - Yeah. OK. 899 00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,491 [Exhales, sniffs] 900 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,147 ♪ Good day to you... 901 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:02,018 Can I get a Gatorade? 902 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:03,672 ♪ Uncle Tomcat ♪ 903 00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:06,153 Hey. Had to go potty? 904 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,200 - Look... I liked making out with you. 905 00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:11,550 It was fun. 906 00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:14,335 But what happened between us the other night, 907 00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:15,380 it was a one-off. 908 00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:17,295 I'm sorry. 909 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,862 I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out. 910 00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:22,343 Uh, anyway, it was a mistake. 911 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:26,173 You're actually... nice. 912 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,349 And I'm a huge bitch. 913 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:30,046 - Eva! Don't say that. 914 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,614 - I'm a very bad girlfriend. 915 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:34,268 - Girlfriend? 916 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,965 - Yeah. 917 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,359 I have a boyfriend, which is awesome. 918 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:39,491 Fuck! 919 00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:40,883 [Sighs] 920 00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,232 - Jeez! 921 00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:47,063 Well, I guess, uh, it'd be kind of weird 922 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:49,196 if I gave you these flowers. 923 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,980 - Oh man! 924 00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:52,591 - And these chocolates. 925 00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:54,462 [Sighs] 926 00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:57,160 And this stuffed animal. It's a little doll. 927 00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:59,380 It's not really a stuffed animal. 928 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,251 It's a stuffed Angus. 929 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:03,210 It's the mascot of the team I play for, 930 00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:05,038 the Halifax Highlanders. 931 00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:08,694 It's just a little toy, but it's official. 932 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:09,999 - For fuck's sake! 933 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:12,611 - No! It's hilarious. 934 00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:15,527 It's a simple misunderstanding. 935 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:17,442 You know, I'm fine. 936 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:18,704 OK. Bye, Eva. 937 00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,663 - Bye, Doug. 938 00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:23,839 - It's official, the mascot. 939 00:39:25,319 --> 00:39:26,668 - Fuck. 940 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,415 - Ah! 941 00:39:37,287 --> 00:39:38,114 - Oh... 942 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,120 Fuck me, Angus. 943 00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:50,213 - It's not the first time garbage blew in my face. 944 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,998 One time, my friends built this bike ramp 945 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,478 behind a medical centre. 946 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:56,132 It was really windy. I started pedalling really fast. 947 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:57,917 And as I was going up the ramp, 948 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,442 the wind blew these bloody rags, like, right into my face. 949 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,052 And I crashed into the dumpster 950 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:05,141 and started rolling around in the medical waste 951 00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:06,882 'cause I was so disoriented. 952 00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:09,972 I broke my ankle, like, in 3 places. 953 00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:12,018 And the worst part was this big bag of pee. 954 00:40:12,061 --> 00:40:14,107 And I rolled over on it. 955 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,152 And it, like, burst all over me. 956 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,850 [Laughing] 957 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:24,204 So you think it's funny too? 958 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:26,119 - Yes! Very much so. 959 00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:27,642 - Garbage blows in my face sometimes. 960 00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:29,165 [Laughing] 961 00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:35,824 Thanks for the ride. It was good to see you. 962 00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:40,829 - Doug... 963 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:56,758 Right. My boyfriend. 964 00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,978 - Bye, Eva. 965 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:00,458 - Bye, Doug. 966 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,863 [♪ Man singing Nessun dorma♪] 967 00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:50,769 [Buzzer ringing] 968 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:52,205 - Let's go, boys! 969 00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,598 - Go get 'em, Dougie! 970 00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:55,643 - Douglas Menahem Glatt! 971 00:41:57,471 --> 00:42:00,822 Pret--pret--pretzel, bitches! 972 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,607 - Hey! What the hell! 973 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,260 - Recognize? 974 00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:06,480 - Of course I recognize you! 975 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,830 - You recognize this big beautiful family of yours? 976 00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:10,832 - This is amazing! I'm so happy. 977 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,486 - Glatt! What the fuck you doing? 978 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,270 Start skating. Shave some ice. 979 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,881 - Yeah. Love you, guys. 980 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:17,273 - We love you, Dougie! 981 00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:19,449 - [Dr. Glatt]: Hey, he can skate! 982 00:42:19,493 --> 00:42:21,930 - [Mrs. Glatt]: What's that on his shirt? 983 00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:24,280 - It says your fucking name on the back. 984 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:25,978 - Language! Do you mind, Pat? 985 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,588 - He can't stop. It's like Tourette's. 986 00:42:28,633 --> 00:42:30,243 - Hey, wanna go? 987 00:42:30,286 --> 00:42:32,419 - Yeah, OK. 988 00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:34,029 - Good luck, man. - Good luck, bud. 989 00:42:34,073 --> 00:42:37,206 - The puck drops and, yes, we are gonna have a dustup. 990 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,121 - Oh, kick his fucking ass, Dougie! 991 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:47,434 - Punch for punch, neither giving an inch! 992 00:42:47,477 --> 00:42:49,828 - Whoa... - Right, left, right, left! 993 00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:52,308 - Nail him, Doug. - Both landing blows. 994 00:42:52,352 --> 00:42:53,962 To the head, to the body, everywhere! 995 00:42:56,225 --> 00:42:57,400 - Oh my-- Fuck! 996 00:42:57,444 --> 00:42:58,924 - Oh God! 997 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,624 - That's it! 998 00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:05,887 - Good fight, man. - Good fight. 999 00:43:05,931 --> 00:43:07,846 He's a nice guy. 1000 00:43:07,889 --> 00:43:10,109 - [Crowd chanting]: Thug, Thug, Thug! 1001 00:43:10,152 --> 00:43:12,067 - Do you hear that? 1002 00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,859 - Just 1:04 left, score is tied. 1003 00:43:20,902 --> 00:43:22,687 Everything on the line here 1004 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,472 as Halifax looks to extend their winning streak to four. 1005 00:43:25,515 --> 00:43:27,605 Now, a three on one develops. 1006 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:30,129 Kim moves in. Kim lets the shot go! 1007 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:33,219 - Ow! - To Glatt, he scored! 1008 00:43:33,262 --> 00:43:36,570 It was Doug Glatt in the conservatory with his ass! 1009 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,225 And the young gun from Orangetown 1010 00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:41,488 they call The Thug has done it. 1011 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:42,924 - Holy shit! 1012 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:44,926 - And the Highlanders look like 1013 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:48,147 they might just make a run for the playoffs after all. 1014 00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:50,279 - You make me happy, man! With your ass! 1015 00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:51,672 - My ass! - With your ass! 1016 00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:52,891 - My ass! 1017 00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:54,980 [Players whooping] 1018 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,157 - Doug, Doug, Doug! 1019 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:01,073 [Whistles] 1020 00:44:01,116 --> 00:44:02,857 - Well done, boys! 1021 00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:05,599 Tonight: good food, good women, good rest. 1022 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,254 Not necessarily in that order. 1023 00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:10,038 Glatt! Laflamme! 1024 00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:12,693 Get changed. In my office. 1025 00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:14,695 Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning. 1026 00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:16,175 - Way to go, Dougie! 1027 00:44:16,218 --> 00:44:18,003 This boy popped a cherry tonight. 1028 00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:20,048 - I popped my cherry. What does that mean? 1029 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,138 - Boys... 1030 00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:24,487 - Coach. 1031 00:44:24,531 --> 00:44:27,316 - Well, one of you has really been impressing me 1032 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,840 with your play lately, 1033 00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:30,711 and one of you hasn't. 1034 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:33,758 Either one of you wanna venture to guess as to who's who? 1035 00:44:33,801 --> 00:44:36,151 OK, well, Laflamme, 1036 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:38,197 I'm ripping that "A" off your jersey. 1037 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:41,069 You don't deserve it, unless "A" stands for asshole, 1038 00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:42,723 which is the way you've been playing. 1039 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:44,638 Glatt, you're promoted. 1040 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,466 Assistant captain. Good on ya. 1041 00:44:46,509 --> 00:44:48,163 Keep up the good work. 1042 00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:50,644 There's the game puck. I'm proud of you. 1043 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,080 - Thanks, coach. 1044 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:53,995 - Xavier, you can take this the right way 1045 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:55,693 or the wrong way, son. 1046 00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:57,564 Ladies' choice. 1047 00:44:57,607 --> 00:44:59,261 - Xavier... 1048 00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:02,047 - Go get him. 1049 00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:03,570 - Hey, bud, wait up. 1050 00:45:03,613 --> 00:45:05,877 - Oh my God, you scored! 1051 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,270 Your fucking ass scored! 1052 00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:11,317 You son of a bitch! Look at you! 1053 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,188 - You're gonna love this restaurant. 1054 00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:15,277 I know you like Middle Eastern food. 1055 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,975 And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend. 1056 00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:18,672 He's very robust. 1057 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,327 - Holy fucking shit-ass! Dougie, you fucking scored! 1058 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:24,547 You just fisted that motherfucker right in the ass. 1059 00:45:24,591 --> 00:45:25,723 Fuck! I'm so sorry. 1060 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,725 I'm so fucking sorry, sir, ma'am. 1061 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:29,552 - [Uncle Stevie]: There's the guy! 1062 00:45:29,596 --> 00:45:31,119 - Hey! 1063 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:33,556 - Dougie, my friend. Good to see you as always, hey. 1064 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,037 He's my top customer. Five times a week, I see you. 1065 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:38,779 A pair of falafels this boy has on him. 1066 00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:42,217 I watched this guy fight 3 guys, knock out all their teeth. 1067 00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:43,958 Three guys! Four teeth! 1068 00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:46,047 One game! It was unbelievable. 1069 00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,527 I'm so excited. Fuck it! 1070 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:49,747 Everybody, donair on the house tonight, huh? 1071 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,096 [Customers cheering] 1072 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:52,793 For you, anything, buddy. 1073 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:55,448 Pardon me. Donair sauce on the house, everybody. 1074 00:45:55,491 --> 00:45:57,145 Don't get excited. Donair sauce. 1075 00:45:57,189 --> 00:45:58,581 - Ah! Thank you. 1076 00:45:58,625 --> 00:45:59,800 - Hey! 1077 00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:01,149 - That guy, he's awesome. 1078 00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:02,585 - Water down the donair sauce. 1079 00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:05,763 - Doug, think we can get anything for this on eBay? 1080 00:46:05,806 --> 00:46:07,286 - I don't think so. 1081 00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:09,897 No, I wanted to give this to Mom and Dad, actually, 1082 00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:12,247 if they wanted to see, just... 1083 00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,295 Here. 1084 00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,297 - Douglas, it's good to see 1085 00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:20,778 that you're having fun with this, 1086 00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:22,780 you know, hobby. 1087 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,477 - It's not a hobby. 1088 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,437 It's my job, Mom. Um, I'm a hockey player. 1089 00:46:28,481 --> 00:46:30,613 - Have thought at all about the head injuries 1090 00:46:30,657 --> 00:46:32,746 that come with playing such a violent sport? 1091 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,356 The concussions? 1092 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,011 - How long can you do this? - Mom... 1093 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:39,927 - It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years. 1094 00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:41,363 - No, it isn't. 1095 00:46:41,407 --> 00:46:44,149 - You can do anything, except punch people, OK? 1096 00:46:44,192 --> 00:46:45,803 - No, I couldn't. - You can teach. 1097 00:46:45,846 --> 00:46:49,154 - No, I can't! OK? 1098 00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:52,157 I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid! 1099 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,941 - Doug, you're not that stupid. 1100 00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:55,377 - I am. 1101 00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:57,075 I'm stupid. You're gay. 1102 00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,077 I'm stupid, and he's gay. 1103 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,426 Stupid. Gay. 1104 00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:02,820 - We get it. - Stupid. Gay! 1105 00:47:02,863 --> 00:47:05,431 You have one stupid son. And you've got a gay son. 1106 00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:06,475 - Oh God... 1107 00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:09,217 - For once, I'm a part of something. 1108 00:47:09,261 --> 00:47:11,089 I get to wear a uniform 1109 00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,613 that doesn't have "security" on it. 1110 00:47:13,656 --> 00:47:16,485 Kids buy it and they wear it. 1111 00:47:16,529 --> 00:47:18,879 And it's got our name on it. 1112 00:47:18,923 --> 00:47:21,403 Now, for whatever reason, 1113 00:47:21,447 --> 00:47:24,885 you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor. 1114 00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:27,235 I have fist smarts. Now, I can fight. 1115 00:47:27,279 --> 00:47:29,629 I'm strong. I can protect people. 1116 00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:31,936 That's who I am. This is what I do. 1117 00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:34,068 And you should be proud of me. 1118 00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:35,896 - We should be proud of you? 1119 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,898 They call you Thug, for Christ's sake! 1120 00:47:37,942 --> 00:47:39,900 It might as well say "security" 1121 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:42,033 on the back of your sweater. 1122 00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:44,078 Excuse me. 1123 00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:53,131 - Doug, I am proud of you. - Thanks, buddy. 1124 00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:56,917 - OK? But I'm gonna go with Mom and Dad, OK? 1125 00:47:56,961 --> 00:47:59,224 They've got my passport. 1126 00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:04,620 - Look, no disrespect intended, but, honestly, 1127 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:08,363 fuck your parents if they don't fucking appreciate you, man. 1128 00:48:08,407 --> 00:48:10,583 Like, look at you. You're a fucking beast. 1129 00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:13,368 You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren 1130 00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:14,892 or some shit. 1131 00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:17,895 You don't get what I'm saying, do you? 1132 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:20,201 Doug, watching you tonight 1133 00:48:20,245 --> 00:48:23,726 was like watching a bunch of fucking birds flying in a V. 1134 00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:25,903 It was instinct... 1135 00:48:25,946 --> 00:48:27,513 and purpose. 1136 00:48:27,556 --> 00:48:31,821 It was like you were doing what you were born to do. 1137 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:36,000 I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist. 1138 00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:38,524 It's, like, the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate. 1139 00:48:38,567 --> 00:48:40,918 - I really feel like getting hammered right now. 1140 00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:42,745 - Let's get so fucking drunk 1141 00:48:42,789 --> 00:48:45,226 we see each other's donair sauce on the floor. 1142 00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:51,972 ♪♪ So if you want 1143 00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:55,280 ♪ To join me for a while 1144 00:48:57,064 --> 00:49:00,024 ♪ Just grab your hat 1145 00:49:00,067 --> 00:49:02,156 ♪ We'll travel light 1146 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,071 ♪ That's hobo style ♪ 1147 00:49:04,115 --> 00:49:05,986 - [Xavier]: You don't know shit about hockey, 1148 00:49:06,030 --> 00:49:07,161 you bulimic Don Cherry! 1149 00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:08,858 - [Pat]: You spat in my face! 1150 00:49:08,902 --> 00:49:10,991 Fuck your Ed Hardy shirt! 1151 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:13,559 - What the hell! Hey, hey! - He started it! 1152 00:49:13,602 --> 00:49:16,431 - Oh, come on! You're spitting everywhere! 1153 00:49:16,475 --> 00:49:17,867 - Your friend's sick! 1154 00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:20,000 - Oh yeah, says the fucking Frenchman! 1155 00:49:20,044 --> 00:49:21,349 You people live like animals! 1156 00:49:21,393 --> 00:49:22,394 - I hate spit! I hate it! 1157 00:49:22,437 --> 00:49:23,961 Oh! 1158 00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:27,355 - Fuck you! 1159 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:28,966 [Door slamming] 1160 00:49:30,402 --> 00:49:31,359 - Ah... 1161 00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,842 - What's your problem? 1162 00:49:35,885 --> 00:49:38,018 - I'll tell you my problem. 1163 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:40,760 How many minutes did you play tonight, huh? 1164 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:43,763 - I don't know. Eleven. So? 1165 00:49:43,806 --> 00:49:46,026 - You skate like shit, 1166 00:49:46,070 --> 00:49:48,724 but you play 11 fucking minutes. 1167 00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:51,901 Who the fuck are you? 1168 00:49:51,945 --> 00:49:53,773 I'm a fucking hockey player. 1169 00:49:53,816 --> 00:49:56,428 You steal my A. You steal my power play. 1170 00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:59,039 You're a fucking goon!A thug! 1171 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,562 You're fucking nothing! 1172 00:50:01,607 --> 00:50:03,043 [Moans softly] 1173 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:18,450 - You are not a hockey player. 1174 00:50:19,712 --> 00:50:20,930 And the only reason why 1175 00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:22,889 I'm not knocking your teeth out right now 1176 00:50:22,932 --> 00:50:24,151 is 'cause you're on my team. 1177 00:50:24,195 --> 00:50:27,198 Do you have any idea what would happen 1178 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:29,243 if I stopped watching your back? 1179 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:32,246 - Yeah. It'd be like before you came. 1180 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:34,596 I like that better. 1181 00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:52,266 [♪ Man singing on radio, indistinct ♪] 1182 00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:56,270 - We have not pissed together 1183 00:50:56,314 --> 00:50:59,447 since last time we double-teamed Belchior's mother, huh? 1184 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:01,275 - Oh, and we pissed on her too. 1185 00:51:01,319 --> 00:51:02,450 - Oh! 1186 00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:03,799 [All laughing] 1187 00:51:03,843 --> 00:51:05,801 - You piss on my leg! 1188 00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:09,936 - All right, lads! All right. 1189 00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:12,504 We're in the shit now. 1190 00:51:12,547 --> 00:51:13,896 This is Quebec. 1191 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:16,116 Get your fucking game faces on. 1192 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,814 This is about to get ugly. 1193 00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:21,643 We've got 4 games left, boys. We only need two of them. 1194 00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:25,299 Shove your têtes carrées up their derrières 1195 00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,954 and rip their fucking hearts out! 1196 00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:29,216 Let's go get 'em, boys! 1197 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:34,787 [♪ Les EÉkorchés singing D'la viande cé murs♪] 1198 00:51:43,970 --> 00:51:46,015 [All booing] 1199 00:51:49,323 --> 00:51:50,890 [Crowd cheering] 1200 00:51:53,762 --> 00:51:55,155 [Crowd booing] 1201 00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:07,863 [Crowd cheering] 1202 00:52:18,657 --> 00:52:20,876 - You're with me tonight, Mommy. 1203 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,357 You are with me tonight. 1204 00:52:23,401 --> 00:52:25,185 - You feel the energy in this building? 1205 00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,144 Take that fucking energy onto the ice. 1206 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:29,320 Doug, you'll shadow Laflamme the entire game. 1207 00:52:29,363 --> 00:52:31,757 You, Gord, Laflamme, you're starting. 1208 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,585 Boys, we're in this fucking thing. 1209 00:52:33,628 --> 00:52:36,153 Now let's play like we're supposed to be here! 1210 00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,371 Let's go! - All right! 1211 00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:38,720 [Whistle blows] 1212 00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:41,070 - [Ronnie]: Dougie, on Laflamme! Stick to him! 1213 00:52:41,114 --> 00:52:43,551 - [Stevenson]: We're routing for you, Gordon! 1214 00:52:43,595 --> 00:52:44,944 We're all in this together. 1215 00:52:44,987 --> 00:52:46,772 When that puck drops, we all drop. 1216 00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:48,556 - Shut the fuck up! 1217 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,559 - [Commentator]: Here we go! The fries are Frenched. 1218 00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:54,171 The cheese is curded. Let's pour some gravy on me... 1219 00:52:54,214 --> 00:52:55,781 - Câlisse! Drop the fucking puck! 1220 00:52:55,824 --> 00:52:57,870 - ...and dig in. 1221 00:52:57,913 --> 00:53:00,481 Halifax gets the face-off. Back to Laflamme. 1222 00:53:00,525 --> 00:53:02,614 He comes up ice with a full head of steam. 1223 00:53:02,657 --> 00:53:05,007 Simard lines up Laflamme. Laflamme avoids the check! 1224 00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:07,227 Simard flies into the boards. 1225 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,186 Here's Laflamme moving up the right side, 1226 00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:10,448 heads toward the net. 1227 00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:12,841 Laflamme takes it to him! He scored! 1228 00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:15,235 - All right! 1229 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:17,498 - The defenceman totally lost control. 1230 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:18,847 - Fuck you! 1231 00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:20,327 - Nice job, bro! 1232 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:24,201 [Crowd booing] 1233 00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:32,165 - Here's Laflamme, picks up the puck behind the net. 1234 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,211 He starts away. He swings away from one check. 1235 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:36,256 Now gets up to centre ice. - Gord! 1236 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:38,215 - Takes a look, feeds the pass over. 1237 00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:40,478 - [Xavier]: Back, back, back! 1238 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:42,610 - He gets it back again. Swings by another check. 1239 00:53:42,654 --> 00:53:44,482 Walks in! 1240 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:49,182 - [Kim]: Man on, man on! 1241 00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:52,272 [Crowd cheering] 1242 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,056 - Hey! What the fuck? Dougie! 1243 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:55,536 - Glatt was looking the other way. 1244 00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:56,929 [Whistle blows] 1245 00:54:03,936 --> 00:54:04,937 - Get him off! 1246 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:07,853 - That's it, Dougie! 1247 00:54:07,896 --> 00:54:09,550 [Roaring] 1248 00:54:12,423 --> 00:54:14,120 [Panting] 1249 00:54:17,384 --> 00:54:19,734 - [Commentator]: They're calling for the stretcher. 1250 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:21,649 This is getting scary, folks. 1251 00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:23,695 [Team shouting, indistinct] 1252 00:54:29,701 --> 00:54:31,311 - Jesus Christ. 1253 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,573 - Easy, boys. 1254 00:54:34,967 --> 00:54:36,925 Xavier, look at me. 1255 00:54:36,969 --> 00:54:40,581 - OK, he's got a concussion. He may not be back at all. 1256 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,323 And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended. 1257 00:54:43,367 --> 00:54:44,846 We're lucky it's only one game. 1258 00:54:44,890 --> 00:54:47,327 You know what, Glatt? This team counts on you. 1259 00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:50,504 Whatever it is that is making you fucking ovulate, 1260 00:54:50,548 --> 00:54:52,201 you'd better figure it out quick 1261 00:54:52,245 --> 00:54:54,334 and get your fucking shit together! 1262 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:57,816 And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow: 1263 00:54:57,859 --> 00:55:00,645 6:00 a.m., bag skate, pussies! 1264 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:03,952 I wanna see every single one of you 1265 00:55:03,996 --> 00:55:06,999 work your fucking asses off until you puke your guts out! 1266 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:10,045 This is not fucking baseball! 1267 00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:12,439 Do you wanna make the playoffs or not? 1268 00:55:12,483 --> 00:55:15,703 Goddammit! And Glatt! 1269 00:55:15,747 --> 00:55:17,357 I see you. 1270 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,011 You're riding piss hole. 1271 00:55:19,054 --> 00:55:20,752 Back of the bus. 1272 00:55:27,019 --> 00:55:28,542 Roll it out, George. 1273 00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,893 [Engine starting] 1274 00:55:47,909 --> 00:55:50,825 ♪♪ Well, we fly by night It's like a rocket flight ♪ 1275 00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:53,828 ♪ And, baby, that's just what it's for ♪ 1276 00:55:55,090 --> 00:55:56,396 ♪ We fly by night 1277 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,398 ♪ It makes you feel all right ♪ 1278 00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:01,009 ♪ You keep coming back for more ♪ 1279 00:56:21,943 --> 00:56:23,380 [Vibrating] 1280 00:56:28,515 --> 00:56:31,866 ♪ Four men in a rock'n'roll band ♪ 1281 00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:33,433 ♪ Fly at night 1282 00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:36,175 ♪ In the morning, we'll land ♪♪ 1283 00:56:36,218 --> 00:56:39,352 - I can't really talk right now. That's why I was texting you. 1284 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,136 - I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. 1285 00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:42,442 So you saw my head-butt, huh? 1286 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:44,836 - [Whispering]: Yeah. You fucked him up. 1287 00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:46,620 - [Whispering]: Are you at the library? 1288 00:56:46,664 --> 00:56:47,404 - No, um... 1289 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:51,364 My boyfriend got home a few days ago. 1290 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,453 - Why did you text me then? 1291 00:56:53,497 --> 00:56:55,324 - I dig talking to you. 1292 00:56:55,368 --> 00:56:57,544 And now I'm thinking about you. 1293 00:56:57,588 --> 00:56:58,980 And sometimes, 1294 00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,243 I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll. 1295 00:57:01,287 --> 00:57:03,768 - There's nothing weird about that. It's official. 1296 00:57:03,811 --> 00:57:07,641 - Yeah, Doug. I know. 1297 00:57:07,685 --> 00:57:09,991 Fuck. 1298 00:57:10,035 --> 00:57:12,516 I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug. 1299 00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:16,215 - Well, I mean, all we did was make out. 1300 00:57:16,258 --> 00:57:18,260 - I'm a slut, Doug. 1301 00:57:18,304 --> 00:57:20,262 I'm horny a lot. 1302 00:57:20,306 --> 00:57:21,699 I sleep around. 1303 00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,309 - Oh, OK. 1304 00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:25,659 - That doesn't bother you? 1305 00:57:25,703 --> 00:57:28,314 - The truth is, I just... 1306 00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:30,055 I have a really huge crush on you. 1307 00:57:34,973 --> 00:57:36,888 - I gotta go, Doug. 1308 00:57:36,931 --> 00:57:38,933 [Toilet flushing] 1309 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,002 [Door bells jingling] 1310 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:13,011 - Hello, sir. My name is Doug Glatt. 1311 00:58:17,755 --> 00:58:21,149 - Ross Rhea. Nice to meet you, kid. 1312 00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:23,543 - Nice to meet you too. - Sit down. 1313 00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:25,632 - Thanks. 1314 00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:27,416 - So you're the new me, eh? 1315 00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,418 [Chuckles] 1316 00:58:29,462 --> 00:58:33,118 - I don't know about that. I don't think so. 1317 00:58:33,161 --> 00:58:34,772 - Everyone else seems to. 1318 00:58:36,164 --> 00:58:38,732 It's good. Good for you, kid. 1319 00:58:38,776 --> 00:58:40,255 - Thank you. 1320 00:58:40,299 --> 00:58:42,562 - So what are you doing wandering around St. John's 1321 00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:43,824 at 3:00 in the morning? 1322 00:58:43,868 --> 00:58:46,131 Aren't you guys playing us tonight? 1323 00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:48,394 - Well, yeah, but, uh, not me. 1324 00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,004 I got suspended a game. 1325 00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:53,486 - Too bad. 1326 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,706 I ain't much for waiting around. 1327 00:58:57,359 --> 00:58:59,579 You're a tough little bastard out there. 1328 00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:01,276 You can fucking bang. 1329 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,235 - Thank you. Thanks so much. 1330 00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:05,977 - I'm gonna impart some of the wisdom of my years on you. 1331 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,413 - I could use some of that. 1332 00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:08,980 - Everybody loves the soldiers 1333 00:59:09,023 --> 00:59:10,982 until they come home and stop fighting. 1334 00:59:11,025 --> 00:59:12,287 You understand what I'm saying? 1335 00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:16,465 - Hmm, I don't know. No. 1336 00:59:16,509 --> 00:59:19,207 - Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, 1337 00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:21,383 the shit, the fucking grip. 1338 00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:23,037 You got it, like me. 1339 00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:25,736 But like me, that's all you fucking got. 1340 00:59:25,779 --> 00:59:30,088 And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. 1341 00:59:30,131 --> 00:59:33,787 All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player. 1342 00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:36,268 You'll get your fucking heart ripped out. 1343 00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:39,750 - But I am a hockey player, sir. 1344 00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:41,882 - You're a fucking goon. 1345 00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:43,754 - That plays hockey, like you. 1346 00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:46,887 - I don't play much hockey. 1347 00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:48,367 - You're a hockey player, sir. 1348 00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:51,109 - You know they just want you to bleed, right? 1349 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:53,502 [Sighs] 1350 00:59:53,546 --> 00:59:56,201 - Well, I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. 1351 00:59:56,244 --> 00:59:57,855 You know, if they need me to bleed, 1352 00:59:57,898 --> 00:59:59,291 then I'll bleed for my team. 1353 01:00:01,815 --> 01:00:03,382 - Yeah. 1354 01:00:03,425 --> 01:00:06,124 I suppose you heard I'm gonna retire 1355 01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:08,300 at the end of the season. 1356 01:00:08,343 --> 01:00:10,650 I've been at this since I was 17. 1357 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:12,652 But I'll be damned if I'm gonna go out 1358 01:00:12,696 --> 01:00:14,480 like some nancy boy middle-aged fuck. 1359 01:00:14,523 --> 01:00:15,655 You understand? 1360 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:17,788 - Yeah, I understand. 1361 01:00:17,831 --> 01:00:20,007 - You have my respect. 1362 01:00:20,051 --> 01:00:22,662 Whatever that means to you, you got it. 1363 01:00:22,706 --> 01:00:24,316 But know this shit hard. 1364 01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:29,277 If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow 1365 01:00:29,321 --> 01:00:32,150 and it's you and me, kid, 1366 01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:34,021 I will lay you the fuck out. 1367 01:01:00,831 --> 01:01:03,094 [Crowd cheering and applauding] 1368 01:01:11,058 --> 01:01:14,105 Come here, you piece of shit! Get the fuck over here! 1369 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:17,238 [Laughs] 1370 01:01:17,282 --> 01:01:19,937 Everyone knows what I'm here for. 1371 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:22,330 - [Man]: To kick fucking ass! 1372 01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:24,158 [Crowd cheering] 1373 01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:28,772 - That's right. I fight. 1374 01:01:28,815 --> 01:01:31,035 I fight for my team. 1375 01:01:31,078 --> 01:01:34,865 If they need me to bleed, then I bleed. 1376 01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:37,128 [Crowd cheering, air horns blaring] 1377 01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:42,133 I started my career here in St. John's. 1378 01:01:42,176 --> 01:01:45,832 I think it's only fitting that I'm winding it up here. 1379 01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:52,099 That being said, I still got some fight in me left. 1380 01:01:52,143 --> 01:01:54,841 What do you say, boys? Let's go to the playoffs. 1381 01:01:54,885 --> 01:01:57,496 Give the old man one last shot at a ring. 1382 01:01:57,539 --> 01:02:00,064 How about it, eh? God bless Newfoundland! 1383 01:02:00,107 --> 01:02:01,718 [Crowd cheering] 1384 01:02:06,374 --> 01:02:08,463 - It's a rough, physical game tonight. 1385 01:02:08,507 --> 01:02:11,640 Both teams jockeying for the 8th and final playoff spot 1386 01:02:11,684 --> 01:02:13,294 in the East. 1387 01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:14,774 - I'm open! 1388 01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:16,558 - Stevenson calling for the puck. 1389 01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:18,212 He's absolutely levelled by Rhea! 1390 01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:19,431 - Where's the call? 1391 01:02:19,474 --> 01:02:21,259 - They shoot! They scored! 1392 01:02:21,302 --> 01:02:23,565 St. John's has taken an early lead. 1393 01:02:23,609 --> 01:02:27,918 Rhea absolutely running over the poor Highlanders. 1394 01:02:27,961 --> 01:02:29,789 It's anarchy on the ice. 1395 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:31,312 - Cheap shot, Rhea. No need. 1396 01:02:36,056 --> 01:02:37,231 - Take it. 1397 01:02:37,275 --> 01:02:38,667 I'm gonna fight you, man. 1398 01:02:38,711 --> 01:02:39,973 - Oh, come on, Gord. 1399 01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:41,453 You know how this ends. 1400 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:43,107 - No shit. 1401 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,109 All right, come on. 1402 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,719 - Are you sure? 1403 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,242 [Whistle blows] 1404 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:51,202 - Come on, Gord. 1405 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,164 - Whoa, whoa! 1406 01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:03,083 [Crowd cheering, air horn blaring] 1407 01:03:03,127 --> 01:03:04,737 - Shit! 1408 01:03:07,566 --> 01:03:10,134 - I can do this all night, boys. 1409 01:03:10,177 --> 01:03:12,789 - Gord Ogilvey getting into only the 3rd fight 1410 01:03:12,832 --> 01:03:14,355 of his entire career. 1411 01:03:14,399 --> 01:03:16,967 - Yeah, if I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper. 1412 01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:18,925 - [Commentator]: "A" for effort, captain. 1413 01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,753 And "D" for Doug Glatt. 1414 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,800 Are you there, Doug? It's me, Margaret! 1415 01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:43,471 ♪♪ Rain, rain, rain showers 1416 01:03:43,515 --> 01:03:45,038 [Sighs] 1417 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:49,913 ♪ So glad that you came ♪ 1418 01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:51,740 - Xavier, are you up? 1419 01:03:51,784 --> 01:03:53,090 I'm an idiot. 1420 01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:55,483 From now on, no matter what happens, 1421 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:57,529 if you wanna punch me in the face 1422 01:03:57,572 --> 01:03:59,879 or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep, 1423 01:03:59,923 --> 01:04:01,228 it doesn't matter. 1424 01:04:01,272 --> 01:04:03,622 I'm always gonna be watching your back. 1425 01:04:03,665 --> 01:04:06,581 I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. 1426 01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:09,062 A special light, like ET. 1427 01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:11,891 And the team needs somebody to light the way. 1428 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:15,895 My stomach light needs your stomach light. 1429 01:04:15,939 --> 01:04:18,376 We can all phone home together. 1430 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:26,558 - Two home games left in the season, both must wins. 1431 01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:29,735 If they don't, they'll be on the golf course early. 1432 01:04:29,778 --> 01:04:31,911 And that doesn't sound quite so bad to me. 1433 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:34,871 Eighteen holes and a Reuben. 1434 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:37,221 Here come the Highlanders! 1435 01:04:40,746 --> 01:04:42,008 [Whistle blows] 1436 01:04:49,015 --> 01:04:52,105 - Glatt, what the fuck! Hockey! 1437 01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:55,239 Head up, head up, head up! Go, go, go, go! 1438 01:04:57,981 --> 01:05:00,331 Glatt! What are you doing? 1439 01:05:00,374 --> 01:05:03,073 - The Highlanders start out of their own zone. 1440 01:05:03,116 --> 01:05:05,945 Pass over to Laflamme. He takes it along the boards. 1441 01:05:05,989 --> 01:05:07,294 He's run into by Finnerty. 1442 01:05:07,338 --> 01:05:08,948 - Fuck! - And now Glatt comes in. 1443 01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:11,733 [Crowd cheering] 1444 01:05:39,631 --> 01:05:42,112 - [Crowd chanting]: Thug, Thug, Thug! 1445 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:46,768 - Hey, man. 1446 01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:49,684 Nice fight. 1447 01:05:53,819 --> 01:05:55,603 Puck! Puck! 1448 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:57,649 - Now the puck back in the Highlanders' zone. 1449 01:05:57,692 --> 01:05:59,868 And the Highlanders bring it away. 1450 01:05:59,912 --> 01:06:02,088 Here's Laflamme. He moves in over to Glatt. 1451 01:06:02,132 --> 01:06:04,264 Glatt duffs the shot, gets it back to Laflamme. 1452 01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:05,787 Laflamme walks-- He scores! 1453 01:06:05,831 --> 01:06:09,574 Laflamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt. 1454 01:06:09,617 --> 01:06:12,664 - Whoo-hoo! 1455 01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,318 - Nice one, Dougie! 1456 01:06:17,060 --> 01:06:18,452 - Nice assist, man. 1457 01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:19,801 - Thanks. 1458 01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:22,587 - 69! Doug! 1459 01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:24,502 69! Yeah! 1460 01:06:28,288 --> 01:06:31,161 - Well, it has come down to this, folks. 1461 01:06:31,204 --> 01:06:33,076 The Highlanders need this win 1462 01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:35,252 to keep their playoff hopes alive. 1463 01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:39,038 Laflamme serving a high-sticking major 1464 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:41,867 with his team nursing a tenuous one-goal lead. 1465 01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:44,783 Can they hang on? 1466 01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:47,220 - I love you, Mom. 1467 01:06:47,264 --> 01:06:50,528 - [Ronnie]: Dougie, keep that fucking crease clean! 1468 01:06:50,571 --> 01:06:52,834 Clear them out! Front of the crease the whole time. 1469 01:07:00,364 --> 01:07:01,756 - Let's get fucking real, boys. 1470 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,236 Let's get fucking real! 1471 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,544 - [Commentator]: Now the puck is back to the point. 1472 01:07:06,587 --> 01:07:09,068 Concord pulling the goaltender. Going with 6 attackers. 1473 01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:11,679 - Hold the box, boys! Clear the crease, Dougie! 1474 01:07:13,116 --> 01:07:15,683 - Let's go, fuck-face! Boom! 1475 01:07:15,727 --> 01:07:17,685 - Come on, Dougie! Come on, Dougie! 1476 01:07:17,729 --> 01:07:21,472 - Seconds tick down. There's about 27 left now. 1477 01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:23,952 - [Belchior]: Come on now! Let's go! 1478 01:07:23,996 --> 01:07:25,650 Clear it out! 1479 01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:27,086 - Clear the fucking crease! 1480 01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,088 - Where's the puck? 1481 01:07:29,132 --> 01:07:31,699 I can't see the shot! Shot right, shot right! 1482 01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,092 I'm down! I'm down! 1483 01:07:50,675 --> 01:07:53,112 - [Crowd]: Oh! 1484 01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:54,809 [Groaning faintly] 1485 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:03,949 Three, two... 1486 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:05,342 [Screaming] 1487 01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,779 One! 1488 01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:09,563 - No goal! No goal! 1489 01:08:12,305 --> 01:08:14,046 - You gonna die, you motherfucker! 1490 01:08:15,047 --> 01:08:16,179 [All cheering] 1491 01:08:18,572 --> 01:08:19,530 - Dougie? Doug? 1492 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:23,186 - Eat it, puss-puss! 1493 01:08:23,229 --> 01:08:24,491 - Fight like a fucking man! 1494 01:08:24,535 --> 01:08:26,798 COME ON! 1495 01:08:28,756 --> 01:08:31,150 - Yeah, you've done it before, you pussy! 1496 01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:33,283 And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it. 1497 01:08:33,326 --> 01:08:34,501 - Did we win? 1498 01:08:34,545 --> 01:08:36,024 - Get him out of there, please. 1499 01:08:37,374 --> 01:08:40,116 - You stopped it, man. You fucking did it! 1500 01:08:43,641 --> 01:08:44,816 - Oh fuck! 1501 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,301 - It didn't hurt at all. 1502 01:08:51,344 --> 01:08:53,303 - Hey, Dougie! You all right? You did it. 1503 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:55,131 You did it. We won it, Dougie. 1504 01:08:56,828 --> 01:08:59,047 [♪ Man singing Nessun dorma♪] 1505 01:09:04,183 --> 01:09:06,533 - [Commentator]: Big win here tonight for Halifax, 1506 01:09:06,577 --> 01:09:08,187 but they'll still need one more 1507 01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,102 if they're to advance to the playoffs. 1508 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,582 They meet the St. John's Shamrocks 1509 01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:14,280 for the 8th and final playoff spot. 1510 01:09:14,324 --> 01:09:17,414 And if the hockey gods truly exist 1511 01:09:17,457 --> 01:09:21,505 and aren't just a figment of my aging imagination, 1512 01:09:21,548 --> 01:09:25,465 we'll finally get to see that long-awaited battle 1513 01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:28,164 between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt. 1514 01:09:28,207 --> 01:09:29,208 - OK. 1515 01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:33,734 - Gather around here, Highlanders! 1516 01:09:33,778 --> 01:09:34,953 - Come on, boys. 1517 01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:37,999 - Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here. 1518 01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:41,612 Listen, boys, it was a solid fucking effort tonight. 1519 01:09:41,655 --> 01:09:43,048 I fucking loved it. 1520 01:09:43,091 --> 01:09:45,093 And Dougie took one in the face! 1521 01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:47,052 [All cheering] 1522 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:50,447 - I'm high on painkillers. 1523 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:51,926 - Pass the dutchie, man. 1524 01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:53,972 - I will. I have some for you. 1525 01:09:54,015 --> 01:09:57,236 - I'm so fucking proud! 1526 01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,935 You are unfucking real. 1527 01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:04,069 The stuff that you're... 1528 01:10:04,112 --> 01:10:08,595 That is, is fucking great! 1529 01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:09,770 - Thank you. 1530 01:10:09,814 --> 01:10:10,902 - You're our knight! 1531 01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:13,731 You're fucking all right, eh? 1532 01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:15,602 - Thanks, coach. 1533 01:10:15,646 --> 01:10:17,082 [Ringing] 1534 01:10:22,696 --> 01:10:24,089 Eva! 1535 01:10:25,917 --> 01:10:28,485 Hey, hey. 1536 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:29,877 [Crying] 1537 01:10:29,921 --> 01:10:32,228 No. Hey, what happened? 1538 01:10:32,271 --> 01:10:34,795 Did you just watch Rudy? 1539 01:10:34,839 --> 01:10:36,449 - No. I did it. I broke up with him. 1540 01:10:36,493 --> 01:10:38,321 - Holy shit! 1541 01:10:38,364 --> 01:10:40,801 - I don't even know what the fuck I'm... 1542 01:10:40,845 --> 01:10:43,021 - Hey, come on. 1543 01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:44,805 From what I saw from him, 1544 01:10:44,849 --> 01:10:48,548 he seemed like a really nice guy. 1545 01:10:48,592 --> 01:10:53,292 - I'm just not in love with him. 1546 01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:55,512 - You're not? 1547 01:10:55,555 --> 01:10:57,122 - No! You. 1548 01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:02,736 You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys. 1549 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:07,045 - That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. 1550 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:16,924 ♪♪ It's the desert heat 1551 01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:19,710 ♪ That keeps the fear outside, sweet love ♪ 1552 01:11:21,407 --> 01:11:25,629 ♪ And your arms are steadfast 1553 01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:33,550 ♪ You will bring night 1554 01:11:33,593 --> 01:11:36,117 ♪ Down below the sun 1555 01:11:37,641 --> 01:11:39,817 ♪ Just a dream 1556 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:43,255 ♪ Some ordinary dream 1557 01:11:44,691 --> 01:11:46,998 I'm so sorry. It's my fault. 1558 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,478 She's a wonderful girl. 1559 01:11:50,001 --> 01:11:51,872 [Crying] 1560 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:53,134 Hit me again. 1561 01:11:53,178 --> 01:11:55,920 ♪ We all know... ♪ 1562 01:11:57,704 --> 01:11:59,402 - Hi there. I'm Eva. 1563 01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:03,014 - This is, uh... Dakota? 1564 01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:06,234 Yeah, whatever. 1565 01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:10,064 - Doug! Where were you? 1566 01:12:10,108 --> 01:12:11,892 Oh my God! 1567 01:12:11,936 --> 01:12:13,938 - Tabarnac!What the fuck happened to you, man? 1568 01:12:13,981 --> 01:12:15,809 - Hey. Oh, what? This? 1569 01:12:15,853 --> 01:12:17,898 No, it's nothing. 1570 01:12:17,942 --> 01:12:20,423 - What the fuck happened, Doug? 1571 01:12:20,466 --> 01:12:23,339 - When you deserve a beating, you take it. 1572 01:12:23,382 --> 01:12:26,211 - Oh Jesus, Doug! 1573 01:12:26,254 --> 01:12:27,647 - ...St. John's in Halifax. 1574 01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:29,649 This will mark the first occasion 1575 01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:31,825 that Ross "The Boss" Rhea and Xavier Laflamme 1576 01:12:31,869 --> 01:12:34,045 will share the same ice 1577 01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:36,439 since that brutal hit 3 years ago in Montreal. 1578 01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:37,788 Laflamme was severely... 1579 01:12:37,831 --> 01:12:39,224 - Fuck. 1580 01:12:39,267 --> 01:12:41,618 - ...never quite found his legs again... 1581 01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:43,141 - I made a dive. 1582 01:12:43,184 --> 01:12:44,795 - Talk about putting out"la flamme". 1583 01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:19,830 - [Pat]: Look at you! 1584 01:13:19,873 --> 01:13:22,310 Did you fall off a toilet-paper roll? 1585 01:13:22,354 --> 01:13:24,661 Do you pee rainbows? Do you fart cinnamon? 1586 01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:26,706 - Don't ruin this for Doug, Pat. 1587 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,316 - A rainbow come out of your nipples? 1588 01:13:30,580 --> 01:13:32,408 [Exhales sharply] 1589 01:13:37,195 --> 01:13:39,589 - We're not here 'cause I'm a good fucking captain, 1590 01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:40,938 because I'm not. 1591 01:13:40,981 --> 01:13:43,767 I've fucked up a lot of things in my life. 1592 01:13:43,810 --> 01:13:47,031 I mean, I lost my woman and I don't see my kid enough. 1593 01:13:47,074 --> 01:13:49,425 And I guess what I'm trying to say is 1594 01:13:49,468 --> 01:13:52,428 I feel I've gained a family, with you boys. 1595 01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:01,262 You skated, you fought and you fucking bled. 1596 01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:05,484 And you have earned every piece of this. 1597 01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:08,356 You got that shit that makes you keep going 1598 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,403 long after you got no reason to. 1599 01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,927 That Doug shit. 1600 01:14:13,971 --> 01:14:15,929 - He's got it. He's got the stuff. 1601 01:14:18,410 --> 01:14:20,934 - No matter what happens out there, they will know... 1602 01:14:20,978 --> 01:14:22,196 [Screaming] 1603 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:24,895 ...the Highlanders were here! 1604 01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:34,121 - Highlanders! 1605 01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:37,037 - [All chanting]: Highlanders, Highlanders! 1606 01:14:57,318 --> 01:14:59,756 [Crowd cheering] 1607 01:15:01,932 --> 01:15:03,499 - Let's go, Dougie! 1608 01:15:15,554 --> 01:15:16,990 - Come on, Highlanders! 1609 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:19,950 Dougie! 1610 01:15:22,605 --> 01:15:24,084 [Crowd booing] 1611 01:15:24,128 --> 01:15:27,566 - Hey! Fuck you! 1612 01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:29,176 - Je parle pas français. 1613 01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:30,874 - Fuck him, man. 1614 01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:33,137 - [Commentator]: So the Halifax Highlanders 1615 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,704 and the St. John's Shamrocks. 1616 01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:38,055 It's all on the line here, the 8th and final playoff spot. 1617 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:40,666 And this should be a dandy confrontation. 1618 01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:42,973 - No glory holes here tonight, man! 1619 01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:50,589 - Rhea runs into a couple of Halifax players. 1620 01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:52,939 Here's a shot on goal. The save is made by Belchior. 1621 01:15:52,983 --> 01:15:55,289 - Hey, hey! 1622 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,987 Come here, you piece of shit! 1623 01:16:00,033 --> 01:16:02,688 - He's a one-man wrecking crew. 1624 01:16:02,732 --> 01:16:05,735 - Too many men on the ice. - Get the fuck outta here! 1625 01:16:05,778 --> 01:16:08,259 - [Pat]: Ross Rhea, you're a cheap motherfucker! 1626 01:16:08,302 --> 01:16:09,782 You cheap bastard! 1627 01:16:09,826 --> 01:16:11,610 - Rhea steals the puck. 1628 01:16:11,654 --> 01:16:13,569 He puts it out in front. He scores! 1629 01:16:13,612 --> 01:16:14,874 [All booing] 1630 01:16:14,918 --> 01:16:16,397 - [Pat]: Fuck you, Rhea! 1631 01:16:16,441 --> 01:16:17,573 - Ha! 1632 01:16:17,616 --> 01:16:18,922 - Hey! Come on! 1633 01:16:28,453 --> 01:16:30,498 - I'm gonna score a goal for you, right now. 1634 01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:32,936 - [Commentator]: Laflamme steps out on the ice. 1635 01:16:32,979 --> 01:16:35,112 - Here! Here! 1636 01:16:35,155 --> 01:16:37,897 - He calls for the puck. Here comes Laflamme. 1637 01:16:37,941 --> 01:16:40,291 He's straight up the middle, in across the left, 1638 01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:42,728 goes right through the defence, shot! 1639 01:16:42,772 --> 01:16:45,078 - [Pat]: Oh! - [Eva]: Shit! 1640 01:16:46,689 --> 01:16:49,517 - Let's go! 1641 01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:50,997 - God fucking dammit! 1642 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:52,912 - And the fans are totally frustrated. 1643 01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:56,002 Their Halifax team can't buy a goal. 1644 01:16:57,395 --> 01:16:58,788 Great save, Belchior! 1645 01:17:01,834 --> 01:17:03,053 - [Ronnie]: Let's go! 1646 01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:04,924 - We just saw Rhea come off the ice. 1647 01:17:04,968 --> 01:17:07,405 - Come on! Let's go, Glatt. 1648 01:17:07,448 --> 01:17:09,799 Let's go! Stick with him. Stick with him. 1649 01:17:09,842 --> 01:17:12,671 - Rhea manages to step out on the ice at the same time. 1650 01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:14,325 This could get scary. 1651 01:17:16,283 --> 01:17:18,895 Rhea and Glatt, are they gonna have a go? 1652 01:17:18,938 --> 01:17:20,636 - Come on! 1653 01:17:22,768 --> 01:17:25,162 - Come on! - Here we go! Here we go! 1654 01:17:25,205 --> 01:17:26,946 - [Commentator]: Rhea skates away! 1655 01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:29,079 No! He suckered him. 1656 01:17:29,122 --> 01:17:30,776 - What the shitis that? 1657 01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:32,735 - He forced him to take a penalty. 1658 01:17:32,778 --> 01:17:34,258 - Fucker! - Fuck you! 1659 01:17:34,301 --> 01:17:36,739 - Come on, ref! You can't call that. 1660 01:17:36,782 --> 01:17:38,654 He was fucking instigating! 1661 01:17:38,697 --> 01:17:41,613 - You gotta keep your boy out of the box, Ronnie. 1662 01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:43,006 - Ah! 1663 01:17:43,049 --> 01:17:44,834 [Laughing] 1664 01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:49,708 - Short-handed situation, a great opportunity. 1665 01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:51,449 - Clear it out now! Clear it out! 1666 01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:53,016 - Hey! 1667 01:17:53,059 --> 01:17:54,670 - He scores! - Shit! 1668 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:57,237 - Fuck a duck! Pig fucker! 1669 01:17:57,281 --> 01:17:59,022 Here we go now, boys, real hockey! 1670 01:17:59,065 --> 01:18:01,024 Let's go now. Get it back! 1671 01:18:03,896 --> 01:18:06,072 [Whistle blows] 1672 01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:08,814 - Off the draw, here's Laflamme out on the ice now. 1673 01:18:08,858 --> 01:18:10,207 Rhea out as well. 1674 01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:12,557 Let's go. Let's go! Change it up! 1675 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:16,126 And now Laflamme actually takes a run at big Rhea. 1676 01:18:16,169 --> 01:18:17,344 - Eat shit, Matlock! 1677 01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:19,433 - You want something, Frenchie? - Come on. 1678 01:18:19,477 --> 01:18:21,435 - Come here. You want something? 1679 01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:23,002 Remember what happened last time, huh? 1680 01:18:25,178 --> 01:18:26,919 - Now Glatt steps in. 1681 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:28,704 - That was a dirty shot, Doug. 1682 01:18:30,227 --> 01:18:31,576 - Come on, boys, let's play. 1683 01:18:31,619 --> 01:18:33,230 - [Man]: Get 'em off! Get 'em off! 1684 01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:38,104 - [Ref]: Three, Rhea, two minutes for crosschecking. 1685 01:18:38,148 --> 01:18:39,627 69, two minutes, crosschecking. 1686 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:42,935 - Early in the third, 1687 01:18:42,979 --> 01:18:44,937 Glatt and Rhea are both in the penalty box. 1688 01:18:44,981 --> 01:18:46,330 It opens up a little room. 1689 01:18:46,373 --> 01:18:48,636 The puck is down in the Halifax zone. 1690 01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,247 - Go, Highlanders! 1691 01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:51,727 - [Pat]: Come on, Highlanders! 1692 01:18:56,819 --> 01:18:59,822 [Air horn blaring] 1693 01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:03,216 - Looks like these fans are out for blood tonight. 1694 01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:05,479 - [Crowd chanting]: Thug, Thug, Thug! 1695 01:19:17,361 --> 01:19:19,537 - Kid, you ready? 1696 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:22,018 - Yes. Thank you for asking. 1697 01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:36,075 [Whistle blows, crowd cheering] 1698 01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:47,957 - Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually fucking happening. 1699 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:51,351 Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to fucking drop the gloves 1700 01:19:51,395 --> 01:19:52,918 and take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea. 1701 01:19:52,962 --> 01:19:55,747 This has all the elements of a fucking sports masterpiece. 1702 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:59,098 Holy fuck! We've got the worried lady friend's face, 1703 01:19:59,142 --> 01:20:01,361 frozen with concern. 1704 01:20:01,405 --> 01:20:04,147 We've got the gay brother. Yup! 1705 01:20:04,190 --> 01:20:07,237 And the lovable wisecracking Mick best friend, 1706 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:09,935 Orangetown, son, pussy crew, album dropping-- 1707 01:20:09,979 --> 01:20:11,763 Oh fuck! Here we go. 1708 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,156 Here we go! Oh my God! 1709 01:20:14,679 --> 01:20:16,159 [Fans whistling] 1710 01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:25,690 - [Ronnie]: Come on! 1711 01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:38,529 - Come on, Dougie! Take his fucking head off! 1712 01:20:38,572 --> 01:20:41,140 - [Ronnie]: Kick his ass, Dougie! Come on! 1713 01:20:42,707 --> 01:20:44,230 That's it! That's it! 1714 01:20:49,322 --> 01:20:50,758 - Oh shit! 1715 01:20:50,802 --> 01:20:53,152 - Don't you fucking dare. 1716 01:20:53,196 --> 01:20:55,676 - He's OK. He's always had bad fucking ankles. 1717 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,853 You've got him! - Come on, Dougie. 1718 01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:03,771 Come on, hit him! 1719 01:21:09,516 --> 01:21:10,430 - Fuck! 1720 01:21:11,954 --> 01:21:13,869 - Ah! You feel that shit, Rhea? 1721 01:21:13,912 --> 01:21:15,218 - [Player]: Nice hit, Doug! 1722 01:21:20,092 --> 01:21:22,181 - [Pat]: Show him where the fuck you're from! 1723 01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:24,923 [Crack] 1724 01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:26,664 - Ah! 1725 01:21:26,707 --> 01:21:29,710 - Oh! Oh fuck. 1726 01:21:29,754 --> 01:21:31,974 [Groaning] 1727 01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,850 You're a fucking warrior, Doug! 1728 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:39,938 - Come on, Doug! 1729 01:21:39,982 --> 01:21:41,984 - He's not done yet. 1730 01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:49,817 [Grunts] 1731 01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:52,211 [Crowd cheering] 1732 01:22:34,558 --> 01:22:36,777 - Shit. 1733 01:22:36,821 --> 01:22:38,344 [Screaming] 1734 01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:48,746 - [Crying]: Doug! Oh my God! Doug! 1735 01:22:48,789 --> 01:22:50,095 [Moans] 1736 01:22:55,622 --> 01:22:58,190 - Attaboy, Dougie! Come on, kiddo! 1737 01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:12,117 - You fucking did it, kid. 1738 01:23:12,161 --> 01:23:13,510 You did it. 1739 01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:14,641 - Doug! 1740 01:23:14,685 --> 01:23:16,295 - You did it. 1741 01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:21,083 [♪ Choir singing Nessun dorma♪] 1742 01:23:51,852 --> 01:23:53,289 - [Commentator]: He scores! 1743 01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:56,422 It's 2-1 with 15:25 left in the third. 1744 01:23:56,466 --> 01:23:58,685 Here's Laflamme, steals the puck at his blue line. 1745 01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:01,471 He's breaking away! - Attaboy! 1746 01:24:01,514 --> 01:24:03,647 - In across the line. He fakes, backhand, he scores! 1747 01:24:03,690 --> 01:24:04,822 - Xavier! 1748 01:24:04,865 --> 01:24:06,650 [Goal horn blaring] 1749 01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:11,089 - He's tied this thing 2-2 with 5:23 left. 1750 01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:13,091 Here comes the play at the point, 1751 01:24:13,135 --> 01:24:14,962 to Laflamme once again. 1752 01:24:15,006 --> 01:24:16,790 Didn't seem to lose his way 1753 01:24:16,834 --> 01:24:18,618 with all those bodies in his way. 1754 01:24:18,662 --> 01:24:19,619 [All cheering] 1755 01:24:19,663 --> 01:24:20,794 - Yeah! 1756 01:24:20,838 --> 01:24:23,928 - 3-2! 1:21 left. 1757 01:24:23,971 --> 01:24:26,626 What a performance by Laflamme! 1758 01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:28,106 Three straight goals! 1759 01:24:28,150 --> 01:24:30,935 - Laflamme! - Laflamme! 1760 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:34,721 - 1:21 from the playoffs in Halifax. 1761 01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:45,732 - I think I nailed him. 1762 01:24:45,776 --> 01:24:47,604 ♪♪ As I walk around feeling really good ♪ 1763 01:24:47,647 --> 01:24:50,085 ♪ About everything from my health to my hood ♪ 1764 01:24:50,128 --> 01:24:52,130 ♪ I realize that I'm blessed with a lot ♪ 1765 01:24:52,174 --> 01:24:54,698 ♪ So all I gotta say is, work with what you got ♪ 1766 01:24:54,741 --> 01:24:56,917 ♪ They said my voice wasn't made for rapping ♪ 1767 01:24:56,961 --> 01:24:59,529 ♪ Straight out the group home, it'd never happen ♪ 1768 01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,487 ♪ As a teenager, I had my first child ♪ 1769 01:25:01,531 --> 01:25:03,663 ♪ And in all my photos, you never see a smile ♪ 1770 01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:05,796 ♪ But now, I'm the best that ever did it ♪ 1771 01:25:05,839 --> 01:25:08,364 ♪ The greatest female rapper, they must admit it ♪ 1772 01:25:08,407 --> 01:25:10,192 ♪ To the haters, I say thanks a lot ♪ 1773 01:25:10,235 --> 01:25:13,282 ♪ 'Cause life can be real good if you work with what you got ♪ 1774 01:25:13,325 --> 01:25:15,632 ♪ I know it's hard, but it takes some work to be ♪ 1775 01:25:15,675 --> 01:25:17,329 ♪ Working with what you got 1776 01:25:17,373 --> 01:25:19,766 ♪ If you got nothing or even if you got it all ♪ 1777 01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:22,204 ♪ Working with what you got 1778 01:25:22,247 --> 01:25:25,207 ♪ I know it's hard, but it takes some work to be ♪ 1779 01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:26,904 ♪ Working with what you got 1780 01:25:26,947 --> 01:25:29,341 ♪ If you got nothing or even if you got it all ♪ 1781 01:25:29,385 --> 01:25:31,213 ♪ Working with what you got 1782 01:25:31,256 --> 01:25:33,780 ♪ If you have an idea, just think it ♪ 1783 01:25:33,824 --> 01:25:35,869 ♪ If you have one eye, just blink it ♪ 1784 01:25:35,913 --> 01:25:38,133 ♪ If you have a double rum, just drink it ♪ 1785 01:25:38,176 --> 01:25:40,613 ♪ Working with what you got 1786 01:25:40,657 --> 01:25:43,181 ♪ If you got one leg, just shake it ♪ 1787 01:25:43,225 --> 01:25:45,531 ♪ If you don't wanna smile, then fake it ♪ 1788 01:25:45,575 --> 01:25:47,359 ♪ If you got one potato, bake it ♪ 1789 01:25:49,579 --> 01:25:52,059 ♪ You gotta work it until you can't work it no more ♪ 1790 01:25:52,103 --> 01:25:53,931 ♪ Working with what you got 1791 01:25:53,974 --> 01:25:56,629 ♪ You gotta work it, work it until you know the score ♪ 1792 01:25:56,673 --> 01:25:58,936 ♪ Working with what you got 1793 01:25:58,979 --> 01:26:01,373 ♪ You gotta work it till you can't work it no more ♪ 1794 01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:03,506 ♪ Working with what you got 1795 01:26:03,549 --> 01:26:06,073 ♪ If you got nothing or even if you've got it all ♪ 1796 01:26:06,117 --> 01:26:08,511 ♪ Working with what you got 1797 01:26:25,615 --> 01:26:27,225 ♪ Hey, hey 1798 01:26:27,269 --> 01:26:29,053 [♪ Scatting ] 1799 01:26:42,762 --> 01:26:45,112 ♪ Let me hear you sing along 1800 01:26:45,156 --> 01:26:47,767 ♪ I know it's hard, but it takes some work to be ♪ 1801 01:26:47,811 --> 01:26:49,856 ♪ Working with what you got 1802 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:52,250 ♪ If you got nothing or even if you've got it all ♪ 1803 01:26:52,294 --> 01:26:54,513 ♪ Working with what you got 1804 01:26:54,557 --> 01:26:56,733 ♪ Working with what you got, baby ♪ 1805 01:26:56,776 --> 01:26:58,822 ♪ Working with what you got 1806 01:26:58,865 --> 01:27:01,520 ♪ If you got nothing or even if you've got it all ♪ 1807 01:27:01,564 --> 01:27:03,305 ♪ Working with what you got 1808 01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:10,790 ♪ And you know deep in your heart you don't deserve ♪ 1809 01:27:12,705 --> 01:27:15,534 ♪ You may be taking a licking and keep on ticking ♪♪ 1810 01:27:17,928 --> 01:27:20,235 - [Man 1]: Let's go, Doug! - [Man 2]: Come on, Dougie! 1811 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:22,846 [Man laughing] 1812 01:27:22,889 --> 01:27:25,022 [Buzzer ringing] 1813 01:27:25,065 --> 01:27:27,111 - [Commentator]: We've got a fight going on. 1814 01:27:27,154 --> 01:27:28,721 It's our new boy, Doug Smith. 1815 01:27:28,765 --> 01:27:30,984 Oh, is he working him over! 1816 01:27:31,028 --> 01:27:33,378 He dropped Miciak like nothing! 1817 01:27:33,422 --> 01:27:36,120 He'll soon become a favourite of Johnstown fans. 1818 01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:44,302 [Cameraman laughing] 1819 01:27:44,346 --> 01:27:46,130 Isn't that unbelievable? 1820 01:27:46,173 --> 01:27:48,263 - [Man]: Get some clapping going! What the fuck! 1821 01:27:48,306 --> 01:27:49,612 [Man clapping] 1822 01:27:55,139 --> 01:27:58,011 - [Man 1]: Oh! Yeah! - [Man 2]: There you go! 1823 01:27:58,055 --> 01:28:00,362 - A few shots in! Smith trying with the uppercut. 1824 01:28:00,405 --> 01:28:02,102 There goes Smithy! 1825 01:28:02,146 --> 01:28:04,191 - Doug "The Hammer" Smith of the Packers. 1826 01:28:04,235 --> 01:28:06,063 Right over right over right over right 1827 01:28:06,106 --> 01:28:08,413 as they've connected with about 30 punches total. 1828 01:28:08,457 --> 01:28:10,981 - Oh! There's Smith and Daviault. 1829 01:28:11,024 --> 01:28:13,157 What a scrapper we have here. 1830 01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:16,639 Two big heavyweights! Doug with some good balance. 1831 01:28:27,693 --> 01:28:29,782 ♪♪ Dem boys, they're long overdue ♪ 1832 01:28:29,826 --> 01:28:31,915 ♪ Dem boys could easily be one of you ♪ 1833 01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:34,047 ♪ Microphone, cyclone flow orgasm faces ♪ 1834 01:28:34,091 --> 01:28:35,788 ♪ Laser sandwiches, styles 1835 01:28:35,832 --> 01:28:38,095 ♪ Gooseflesh when hair raises on the backs of necks ♪ 1836 01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:40,053 ♪ From Tourette's to Tantric sex ♪ 1837 01:28:40,097 --> 01:28:42,708 ♪ Blisters getting blistered Delicious and double-fisted ♪ 1838 01:28:42,752 --> 01:28:44,754 ♪ Blood, floods, foam and suds ♪ 1839 01:28:44,797 --> 01:28:47,191 ♪ Bubbles are firm when you lay in the mud ♪ 1840 01:28:47,234 --> 01:28:49,367 ♪ I've been backstabbed on the lam ♪ 1841 01:28:49,411 --> 01:28:51,848 ♪ Doctor, gelato, marble slab 1842 01:28:51,891 --> 01:28:54,241 ♪ Electric night fire on the microphone ♪ 1843 01:28:54,285 --> 01:28:56,853 ♪ Been dousing myself with champagne cologne ♪ 1844 01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:59,421 ♪ And now my name is known across the land ♪ 1845 01:28:59,464 --> 01:29:01,858 ♪ From Pakistan to Mainland Japan ♪ 1846 01:29:01,901 --> 01:29:04,251 ♪ In Kazakhstan and back to Kapuskasing ♪ 1847 01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,863 ♪ Been kicking it, spitting, another wild-goose chase ♪ 1848 01:29:06,906 --> 01:29:09,300 ♪ Wild geese be always chasing me ♪ 1849 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,868 ♪ But I need time to speed around amazingly ♪ 1850 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:14,610 ♪ So dem boys go where they want to ♪ 1851 01:29:14,653 --> 01:29:17,221 ♪ Dem boys got no one to answer to ♪ 1852 01:29:17,264 --> 01:29:19,702 ♪ Dem boys got a lot of explaining to do ♪ 1853 01:29:19,745 --> 01:29:22,182 ♪ Dem boys could easily be one of you ♪ 1854 01:29:22,226 --> 01:29:24,620 ♪ Dem boys, take it where you want to ♪ 1855 01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:27,187 ♪ Dem boys, you're making a breakthrough ♪ 1856 01:29:27,231 --> 01:29:29,581 ♪ Dem boys, you're long overdue ♪ 1857 01:29:29,625 --> 01:29:32,018 ♪ Dem boys could easily be one of you ♪ 1858 01:29:32,062 --> 01:29:34,586 ♪ Dem boys got juice You got no juice ♪ 1859 01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:37,067 ♪ We've got juice and childs and bruises ♪ 1860 01:29:37,110 --> 01:29:39,896 ♪ Try to get loose, but you is dried up ♪ 1861 01:29:39,939 --> 01:29:41,811 ♪ No juice producing 1862 01:29:41,854 --> 01:29:44,422 ♪ Tied up and close to losing 1863 01:29:44,466 --> 01:29:46,772 ♪ Bend over, get your goosing ♪ 1864 01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,296 ♪ We're boozed up with hoes from Houston ♪ 1865 01:29:49,340 --> 01:29:53,083 ♪ We don't have a problem We're used to it ♪ 1866 01:29:53,126 --> 01:29:55,390 ♪ Getting juiced to shit 1867 01:29:55,433 --> 01:29:57,740 ♪ Don't touch my drink, man 1868 01:29:57,783 --> 01:30:00,438 ♪ Don't give my juice a sip 1869 01:30:00,482 --> 01:30:03,963 ♪ Six boxes of wine to find six ages ♪ 1870 01:30:04,007 --> 01:30:06,444 ♪ Christ is Merlin, prophets, pages ♪ 1871 01:30:06,488 --> 01:30:08,838 ♪ Abracadabra, now taste it 1872 01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:11,493 ♪ Wine from water, goodness gracious ♪ 1873 01:30:11,536 --> 01:30:13,973 ♪ He likes Moses He likes Jesus ♪ 1874 01:30:14,017 --> 01:30:16,411 ♪ She just likes them boys that pleases ♪ 1875 01:30:16,454 --> 01:30:18,543 ♪ Down on both of your knees ♪ 1876 01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:21,851 ♪ This feels like heaven No, it smells like feces ♪ 1877 01:30:21,894 --> 01:30:23,461 ♪ Eww! 1878 01:30:23,505 --> 01:30:25,985 ♪ Feces! That's gross, yo 1879 01:30:26,029 --> 01:30:29,032 ♪ Yeah, don't touch that feces, my singing pals ♪♪ 1880 01:30:50,096 --> 01:30:52,577 ♪♪ She makes more money than me ♪ 1881 01:30:52,621 --> 01:30:55,058 ♪ She drives a finer car than me ♪ 1882 01:30:55,101 --> 01:30:58,104 ♪ I just wanna cry 1883 01:30:59,845 --> 01:31:02,195 ♪♪ She makes more money than me ♪ 1884 01:31:02,239 --> 01:31:04,546 ♪ She drives a finer car than me ♪ 1885 01:31:04,589 --> 01:31:08,071 ♪ I just wanna cry... 1886 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,467 [♪ Singing in French ] 1887 01:31:28,221 --> 01:31:30,223 ♪ So guess what ♪ 1888 01:31:30,267 --> 01:31:32,182 [♪ Continue singing in French ] 1889 01:31:32,225 --> 01:31:34,445 Closed Captions:Vision Globale 128136

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