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[♪ PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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So what's new with everyone?
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[MURMURING]
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C'mon, people! What's goin' on?
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I'm settin' out
on America's most iconic drive.
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Historic Route 69!
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That's right, not Route 66,
Route 69! Why?
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I anticipate a sexy trip,
'cause 69's a sexy number
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and I also think it could be funny,
'cause well... 69.
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So yeah, that's what I'm up to.
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Very cool, Rog.
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See, now that's the kind
of sharing I want to hear,
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but from the core family.
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- Steve?
- What.
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I noticed doing laundry yesterday
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that you got a new T-shirt.
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You want to tell us
about your new T-shirt?
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Do people really want to
hear about my new T-shirt?
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Yeah, family people.
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Honestly, the effort required
to get you up to speed...
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I just... I don't have gas in
the tank for that right now.
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Stan, back me up.
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Don't you want to know what's
going on with your son?
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I'm glad Steve ices me out.
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Lets me stay hyper-focused
on my own stuff.
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Steve, just tell me
where you got the shirt.
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Oh, my God, it's a T-shirt, Mother.
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- It's nothing.
- Yeah, it was nothing.
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Now it kind of feels like everything.
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Hayley, what the hell is so
interesting on that phone of yours?
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Nothing.
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All I'm looking for is a
little glimpse into your lives,
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and you're shutting me out!
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You're all shutting me out!
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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I'll be on the driveway!
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Did I miss the start of dinner?
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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Have you been here all night?
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Yeah. I'm good now. Calm.
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Okay. Well, have a great day!
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Wait, Stan, how 'bout I give you a ride?
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We could talk. Connect.
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Stan, we doin' this?
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My banana's startin' to brown.
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And when Gelatine
Lychee's banana browns,
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her heart wears a little frown.
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Sorry, Fran...
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Just get the [BLEEP] out of here then!
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[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL]
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What's going on, Tuttle?
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I'm... I'm eating corn pops?
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More. Go deep with me, Al.
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Uh, I... I did just find out
my Aunt Della died...
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Della died?
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- You knew Della?
- I loved Della.
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I met her at your Hot
Dog Barbecue last year.
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By the condiments.
We were both waiting on mustard.
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We discussed mustards.
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She did like mustards.
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- So when's the funeral?
- Today.
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It's in Tennessee,
it's a seven-hour drive.
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I'm not going.
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Why didn't you tell me?
Della and I had a connection.
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I should be there for her for me.
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I'm going.
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Oh, please don't.
You're gonna make me look bad!
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Don't worry.
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I'll tell them you were busy
with a big bowl of cereal.
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Oh, thank you.
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Guess what? I'm headed to
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Della Tuttle's funeral in Knoxville!
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- Who?
- Tuttle's aunt.
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I met her at his Hot Dog
Barbecue a few years ago.
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I'll probably be gone three, four days.
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I'm not far. I could scoop you
if you want to road trip it.
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- Bond it up?
- I can't. I'm in science class.
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Ah, science class.
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How much has science class
taught you about Route 69?
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One clarification,
I'm now driving State Route 69.
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Turns out U-S Route 69 is like
a far drive, and I hate driving.
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But yeah,
it should still be an awesome drive.
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[SOBBING]
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Should Della have let that
chimpanzee sleep in her bed?
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No. But what choice did she
have with a heart that big?
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The very heart that chimp tore
right out of her chest as she slept.
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But then again,
what choice did the chimp have
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with an appetite that big?
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Oh, Della!
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[SOBS]
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How did you say you knew Della?
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We connected deeply
at a hot dog barbecue.
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Were you also close? Like we were?
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I'm her sister.
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She never mentioned a sister,
only mustard.
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Can I stay with you for the weekend?
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Until we process each other's grief?
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No, Della really wanted
everyone to just go
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their separate ways and not be weird.
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But thank you for coming!
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What am I doing?
Della Tuttle? I met her once.
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God, I'm such an idiot.
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What was I thinking? Route 69?
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It's not sexy, it's just stupid.
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And it's not an isolated incident.
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This is who you are, Roger.
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A stupid guy doin' stupid stuff.
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[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
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Stupid car.
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Out of stupid gas.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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[THUD, TIRES SQUEAL]
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That was stupid, too.
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Roger?
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Oh, hey, Franny.
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I'm worried about leaving my car,
Francine.
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It's a '69 LeBaron.
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One of the funniest cars ever made.
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_
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I could use a map. A map of my emotions.
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_
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Roger, how would you feel if we hid
out at a motel for a few nights?
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[ROGER] Reborn maybe? Or suicidal.
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I don't know, let's just try it.
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[ENGINE BACKFIRES]
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Nice backfire.
Your car's pretty funny, too, Francine.
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Oh. No vacancy.
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Probably best. We should just go home.
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Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
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[ROGER] FYI, I packed my baseball
mitt if you want to have a catch.
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- [BELL DINGS]
- Hello?
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- Hello?
- Oh, nice.
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Looks like we got an
honor system situation.
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Weird. Never seen that before.
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
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That's nice.
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A little chair, a little table,
whatever you need.
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- [LINE RINGING]
- [STAN] Ooh! Leave a message!
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- [BEEP]
- Hey, honey, just wanted to
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let you know I'll be
at the funeral a while,
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you know, connecting.
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So yeah, I know what I'm doing here,
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and I'm definitely not
just drifting around,
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like a lonely piece of trash.
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- [PHONE BEEPS]
- [SIGHS]
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[GASPS] Hey!
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I know you're up there, ya creep!
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If we're about to fight someone,
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I should change into my Doc Martens.
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Don't come up here! Don't you dare...
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[GROANS]
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- Oh, God!
- Get out of my way.
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He must have something good.
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Oh, my God. You got to come up here!
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Is he okay?
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[ROGER] Oh, no, he's dead.
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But what I want you to see is...
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everywhere else!
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Clean sight lines into every guest room.
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Soundproofed catwalks.
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3/4 inch shag, easy on the eyes,
easy on the knees!
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Francine, what we have here
is an elite peep space.
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Oh, my God. This is disgusting.
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One can admire the engineering
without condoning the acts, Francine.
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[SWITCH CLICKING]
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That perv used this switch
to funnel in hotties like me!
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I'm calling the cops.
This place has to be shut down.
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Totally. But have you ever seen
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a bald man blow dry his bald head
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as if he had full, lustrous hair?
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It's absolutely heartbreaking.
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Oh, wow, now he's pretending
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his comb's stuck in his imaginary hair.
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Roger that's an invasion of priva...
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Oh, wow, look at that.
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- I will.
- Me too.
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People are, like, fascinating.
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That guy who lined up
his puppets on the bed,
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then slept on the floor?
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Yeah, and the guy
who got stuck buck naked
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with his legs behind his head?
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I didn't see him.
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Yeah, I was kind of hogging that vent.
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Oh, my God, the sun's coming up.
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We've been peeping all night.
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Eh, we discovered the peep Taj Mahal,
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we got lost in the sauce.
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Right, yes.
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We got carried away, but this is not us.
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This is not who we are.
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We're the good guys.
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We're the guys who call the cops.
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As soon as they open.
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Yeah, it's 5:00 a.m. Cops are closed.
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I think this is responsible.
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A little sleep, then we make the call.
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And if a guest needs ice,
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there's still space between his legs!
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- Calling the cops?
- Calling the cops.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Our prints are all over the attic.
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Of course! But what does it mean?
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It's a crime scene,
and we were peepin', too.
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We got to wipe it down,
cover our tracks.
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Good call.
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We slipped up, but we're not creeps.
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We don't deserve to get
painted with the creep brush.
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The peep brush.
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Roger, we moved the body.
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We tampered with the crime scene...
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Right. So we move him back.
Then call the cops.
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They're here before you can say "69,"
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and it's bye bye Clearview.
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Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy,
what's-Adidas-gonna do with-all-those-Yeezys?
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Real question, by the way.
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What are they gonna do
with all that inventory?
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[GRUNTING]
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[BELL DINGS]
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Hello?
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- Hello.
- Hi. We wanted to check in?
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[FRANCINE] Tell them to go away.
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But they're hot!
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Put 'em in two.
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Whew. I did not expect that.
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Yeah, all they did was sleep.
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And I was totally into it.
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Their sleep positions were amazing.
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It could've been a mattress commercial.
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They made the bed look expensive.
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But Roger...
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I know. We can't keep doing this.
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We can't!
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And let me just say, it's not like us.
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It isn't like us!
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So let's do something about it, yeah?
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Yes. It's time. Let's end this.
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- Peeping is good.
- Peepers are good.
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This old man wasn't a creep.
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He was a researcher.
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A visionary.
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In search of connections.
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Can you imagine if we
had called the cops?
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They would've torn this place to shreds!
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- This beautiful place.
- We're doing a good thing.
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We're protecting a legacy.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Welp, that's done.
So what do you feel like doing now?
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This is what I came for.
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00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,736
This is what Route 69's all about.
255
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,571
Happiest I've been in weeks.
256
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,741
Weeks? Try even more weeks.
257
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,201
Less than a month, though.
258
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:04,122
Nice! I'm watching a guy
cover his bed in hand towels.
259
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:08,502
God, why can't I have this kind
of relationship with my family?
260
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:14,341
[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
261
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:24,017
♪ One way or another
I'm gonna find ya ♪
262
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,103
♪ I'm gonna get ya get ya,
get ya, get ya ♪
263
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:29,981
♪ One way or another
I'm gonna win ya ♪
264
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,359
♪ I'm gonna get ya,
get ya, get ya, get ya ♪
265
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,529
[BUBBLING]
266
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:39,491
I'm concerned, Franny.
267
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,536
I think it's okay. She watched
a YouTube video beforehand.
268
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,662
I mean you.
269
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,622
You haven't left the attic in days.
270
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,834
I hate to say it,
but you have no peep-life balance.
271
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,294
- What's up with you?
- Me? I'm good.
272
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,587
Swimming a lot.
273
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,340
Only bummer is I haven't
seen anyone 69ing.
274
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,552
And I picked up a pretty nasty
infection from the pool water.
275
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,512
Yeah, that's weird.
276
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,722
Why don't ya take a break,
drive into town with me?
277
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,351
I'm gonna grab a coffee, maybe some
Visine for my overworked peepers.
278
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,937
Sure. Just one second.
279
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,570
♪ If you want to plan a sexy trip ♪
280
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,531
♪ Drop to your knees and
get ready for my tip ♪
281
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:22,576
♪ You'll feel fine on Route 69! ♪
282
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,660
Yeah!
283
00:12:24,271 --> 00:12:25,286
_
284
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,706
Goodbye? Not goodbye for me, though,
285
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,458
'cause here's the exit
for the Clearview!
286
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,549
Little weird. Won't over-think it.
287
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,509
Just gonna go back and exit properly.
288
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,303
[TIRES SQUEAL]
289
00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:45,690
_
290
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,143
Did... Did that sign change?
291
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:57,235
Did you see all the
brochures in the lobby?
292
00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,405
Oh, dang,
five percent off this ghost tour?
293
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,240
Sounds like a ghost bore.
294
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,367
More like a ghost snore.
295
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,536
More like a ghost snore.
296
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:09,247
[LAUGHTER]
297
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,750
There's something about this family
298
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,044
that looks just like my family,
299
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,713
that reminds me of my family.
300
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:20,884
Roger, I think I'm ready to go home.
301
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,262
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
302
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,849
- [♪ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
- _
303
00:13:31,295 --> 00:13:33,290
_
304
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,903
Where am I?
305
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,696
Ninth time's the charm, baby.
306
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,979
_
307
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,283
Wha-blam!
308
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,285
[TIRES SQUEAL]
309
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,912
Holy shit!
310
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,129
Whoa.
311
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,340
My butt is way over there.
312
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,015
[FRANCINE] Ya got Franny,
leave a message.
313
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:12,018
Hey, Franny, Rog,
quick update on a few challenges here.
314
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,020
Had to buy Kroger brand eye drops.
315
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,481
Town's got zero Visine anywhere.
316
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,109
And I think we got
an evil motel situation.
317
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,694
Seems to be using dark magic
318
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,112
to keep me from getting back to you.
319
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,322
How are things on your end?
Hopefully just normal.
320
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,533
Alright, I better focus up.
I'm 'bout to bust a move.
321
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,826
- [TIRES SQUEAL]
- Off-road!
322
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,119
Oh, I'm right off a cliff.
323
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,331
Free-fallin'.
Good news is I'm in the LeBaron.
324
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,875
This baby's built like a tank,
so I think I could survive...
325
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,752
[CRASH]
326
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,757
[EERIE AMBIANCE]
327
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,146
[DOOR CREAKS]
328
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,648
[EERIE AMBIANCE]
329
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,206
What is this?
330
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:18,585
[STAN] No, no, no,
that's not how you eat a sandwich, Jeff.
331
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,919
Stan?
332
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,963
You eat it from the side. Like so.
333
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,466
Mm. Mm.
334
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,552
Oh, Stan!
335
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,388
[SHADES CLANGING]
336
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:34,726
It's the whole family!
And they're letting me in.
337
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,686
You're letting me in!
338
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,397
Oh, thank you, large owl.
339
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,651
[WHOOSHING]
340
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,861
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
341
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,364
We're all together again.
342
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,373
[EERIE AMBIANCE]
343
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,711
Almost perfect.
344
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,463
That's my Hayley.
345
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,384
Oh, no. No, no, no, no!
346
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,053
My Laser Rats jersey was razzmatazz red.
347
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,222
Now it looks freakin' gooseberry!
348
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,349
I'll be laughed out of the Rat Hive!
349
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,562
Mmm.
350
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,064
That little shit!
351
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:24,567
Let me get a hit of that, Rogu.
352
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:28,571
That's the good stuff.
Nice and chalky, the way I like.
353
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,323
Jesus, Jeff.
354
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,243
Oh, Steve!
355
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,079
And he's wearing the new T-shirt.
356
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,081
Nice new shirt, Steve.
357
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,749
But where's it from?
358
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,750
Where'd you get it?
359
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,918
Yes!
360
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,254
Here comes Mama's information!
361
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,588
- [STEVE] Amazon.
- Got him!
362
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,090
Amazon.
363
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,591
They have the best prices.
364
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:49,718
Great company.
365
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,929
Wait, "great company"?
366
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,597
Steve hates big tech.
367
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,767
He's always moaning about buying local.
368
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,060
This feels off.
369
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,604
I don't believe you.
370
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,565
You're lying. Tell me the truth!
371
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,694
[WHIRRING, WIND RUSHING]
372
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,827
She said she was stickin'
around that funeral,
373
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,620
but I just got off
the phone with Tuttle,
374
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,497
and he says she embarrassed
herself and left.
375
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,291
This is all because
you wouldn't tell Mom
376
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,959
where you got that dumb T-shirt, Steve.
377
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,795
Oh, please,
you can't blame this all on me!
378
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,963
What about Klaus?
379
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,631
Me? I wasn't even there.
380
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,633
Maybe you should've been!
381
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,219
What's going on? What is this place?
382
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,227
[MOANING]
383
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,022
Hello.
384
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,857
[SPEAKING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]_
385
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,067
Oh, thank God, there's subtitles.
386
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,382
_
387
00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:51,643
_
388
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:54,866
_
389
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,098
_
390
00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:59,096
_
391
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:02,070
_
392
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,249
Aaah!
393
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,974
_
394
00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:06,014
_
395
00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:07,780
_
396
00:18:07,781 --> 00:18:10,731
_
397
00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:14,710
_
398
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,262
[GROANS]
399
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:19,945
_
400
00:18:19,946 --> 00:18:22,292
_
401
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:24,358
_
402
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:26,937
_
403
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,608
[BOTH GASP]
404
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:33,947
I'm still a little confused.
405
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,965
So this place has been
cursed since caveman times.
406
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,885
But what do I have to do with it?
407
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,847
[CLANGING]
408
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,393
No, no!
409
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,563
I said I wanted
connection with my family,
410
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,773
not some eternal chain of perverts!
411
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,942
I never wanted to be here!
412
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:15,446
Roger, how would you feel if we hid
out at a motel for a few nights?
413
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,782
But I don't want this anymore.
414
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,325
I want out!
415
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,747
[CAR ENGINE BACKFIRES]
416
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,791
The backfire. My car!
417
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,253
Wait, is this happening now?
418
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,089
[ROGER] Nice backfire.
Your car's pretty funny, too, Francine.
419
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,924
No, Francine!
420
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,836
[FRANCINE] Oh. No vacancy.
421
00:19:37,871 --> 00:19:40,586
Probably best. We should just go home.
422
00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:43,016
Yes, Francine! Go home!
423
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,518
No!
424
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,938
Oh! Guess it's our lucky day.
425
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,440
Don't come up here!
426
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,025
Don't you dare!
427
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,863
Oh, I guess it's not.
428
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,908
[TIRES SQUEAL]
429
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,037
That bitch owes me.
430
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,001
I guess I felt disconnected.
431
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,962
I latched on to the funeral
like it could fix that
432
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:18,009
but no one even wanted me there,
and I just feel... dumb.
433
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:22,138
You might not believe this,
but sometimes I feel dumb.
434
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,308
Mom, I should've just told
you where I got the T-shirt.
435
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,976
It's so stupid, I got it from...
436
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,645
No. Don't tell me, Steve.
437
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,481
What you choose to share isn't up to me,
438
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,982
and I have to accept that.
439
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,319
Ditto for me, Steve.
I also don't give a shit.
440
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,988
Roger, how was your trip?
The Route 69 thing?
441
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,824
Super sexy,
big success from that perspective.
442
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,160
Was it funny?
443
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,330
Massively so.
Both guts and nuts were busted!
444
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,581
[CLANG]
445
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,920
New vent! Nice.
446
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,172
[CLANG]
447
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,257
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
448
00:21:00,235 --> 00:21:02,215
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