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- [♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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As the official party
planner for your birthday...
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Hmm. Well, I've taken the liberty
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of putting together
some potential themes.
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We could do glam rock, Super Mario Bros,
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the Roaring Twenties.
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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- [BOTH PANTING]
- [IN ENGLISH] Clams. Clams!
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What? Where? On... On me?
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Langley's getting an Awww Shucks.
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What's that?
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Awww Shucks is a fast-food chain
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with the best fried clams in the world.
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And they're served in their own shell.
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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[IN ENGLISH] Oh!
And they have this sauce...
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Special Sauce.
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It's so beloved,
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people have literally
been buried with it.
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And we're talking living people.
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People who just wanna be alone
in the dirt with the sauce.
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Well, if my best friends love it,
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I'm sure I'll love it too.
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When do I get to slurp up my first clam?
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Sorry. Gross.
Knew it as soon as I said it.
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The grand opening is tomorrow.
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- Hey, what's that?
- I'm planning Toshi's birthday party.
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[WHISPERING] Is he still
calling it his quinceanera?
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Yes. And I don't know how to ask why
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without sounding racist.
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[♪ THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
To the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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[ROGER] Ah!
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[CHORUS] ♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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These clams must be amazing.
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Is that Bruce Springsteen in line?
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Yeah. The Boss is a huge Shucker.
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And watch this.
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Shucks for you! Shucks for me!
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[ALL] ♪ At Awww Shucks
we're all clam-ily ♪
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Taking a selfie with
the Secret Sauce tank
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is another rite of passage.
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[SHUTTER CLICKS]
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And the tank is actually
full of real sauce. Look.
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- [GRUNTS]
- Excuse me, sir.
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Please keep away from the sauce tank.
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It's a violation of rule number 47B.
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Customers are only allowed
one sauce squirt per clam.
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I don't like you.
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Um, sir, who are you?
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The name's Matt M.
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Another Matt works here too.
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Assistant manager of store number 52.
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Shucks is my religion,
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the employee manual is my bible,
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and this is my sermon.
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One sauce squirt per clam, my son.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[CASH REGISTER BEEPS]
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You guys are the experts.
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What should I get?
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There's a secret menu too.
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Seaweed Style, Barnacle Style.
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And if you say, "Clam me," they...
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[WOMAN] Clam me!
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[SQUISHY THUD]
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[MUFFLED] Thank you.
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You need to take your very first bite
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on the Clam Throne.
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- Well?
- Yeah.
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They're...
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fine.
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I mean, they're finally in my mouth,
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and I couldn't be happier?
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- [DISGUSTED MURMURS]
- [MAN] Come on.
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Heads up. Clamboni coming through.
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What the hell is going on?
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This is the coldest reception
the Clamboni has ever gotten.
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And I've driven this
thing into a church.
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[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Mail's here!
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That's Mr. Miner's mail.
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- Who... is Mr. Miner?
- [THUDDING]
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The guy who lived here before us.
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We've been getting his mail
ever since we moved in.
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Why don't you just throw it away?
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And commit a federal crime?
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I have two strikes.
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And I'm saving the third for when the
King Tut exhibit comes back to town.
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You should find Mr. Miner
and give him his mail.
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He probably misses it.
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Oh, find him? No sweat.
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I'll just run his mail
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through a CIA profiling machine
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and create a detailed
profile we can track.
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Wait. What if I run his mail
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through a CIA profiling machine
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and create a detailed
profile we can track?
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Could that work?
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Jeff, I wouldn't have said it twice
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if I didn't think it could work.
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- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- _
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Great. It's spreading.
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Steve, you gotta give
Shucks another chance.
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You must've had a bad bite.
We made you a better bite.
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Mm.
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Yum-yummity-yum-yum-yummers.
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All right!
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There's a Shucker born every minute.
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[♪ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHISTLE BLOWING]
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[FLIES BUZZING]
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[♪ CLASSICAL MUSIC ENDS]
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Fee-fi-fo-fum.
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I smell something nasty in locker 211.
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Open her up, Chappy.
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Fine. I'll admit it!
I don't like Shucks.
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Do what you must. Tar and feather me.
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Put my head and hands through whatever
you call that big wooden thing.
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[SIGHS] It's okay that clams
aren't your jam, buddy.
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If you don't like 'em, don't eat 'em.
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Really? That's great.
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I was worried you guys were gonna
exclude me, or... or shun me, or...
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I believe the word you're
looking for is ostracize.
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And "that big wooden thing"
is called a pillory.
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- [♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [IMPERCEPTIBLE DIALOG]
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And now the machine will make
a visual profile of Mr. Miner
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based on the data from his mail.
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[COMPUTER BEEPING]
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[FRANCINE] So Miner is super jacked?
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Well, he does subscribe to
Muscle Madness fitness magazine.
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And the Hawaiian shirt?
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Well, that's either his Jimmy
Buffett Fan Club membership
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or his coupons from Trader Joe's.
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Okay. Then how do you
explain the big pirate hat?
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The library keeps sending him overdue
book notices for Treasure Island.
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So, how do we find this junk mail hunk?
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The tracking machine's
compiling his profile data,
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and now we print the results.
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Whoops. I just sent it to
the 3D printer by mistake.
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The CIA has a 3D printer?
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Yeah. We also have a coffee maker.
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Does that blow you away?
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[♪ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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So, what's the theme of this party?
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Lame bullshit nobody likes?
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It's classic literature come to life.
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There's an Of Mice and
Men rabbit-petting room.
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A Scarlet Letter room where we
all shame Toshi as an adulteress.
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And a room full of monitors
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where we can watch all
the other rooms like 1984.
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- No Batman room?
- Literature, Klaus.
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Comic books are books, Steve.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Happy birthday, Toshi.
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Step into this house
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and step into the required
reading of our grade.
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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[IN ENGLISH] I won't spoil all
the surprises, but the big finale
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is we all take a hot air
balloon ride together
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like Around the World in Eighty Days.
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Oh, no.
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My grandma just died.
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Oh, gosh. That's terrible.
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I need to go plan her funeral.
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Holy cow. My grandma died too.
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She was in a duel with Barry's grandma
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and they shot each
other at the same time.
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Wait. What?
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[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
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[IN ENGLISH] I don't get it, Klaus.
What happened?
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Of course.
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[♪ MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ALL] Happy birthday!
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[MAN] Happy birthday.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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They had their own party
and didn't invite me?
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Billy went to a party?
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And lied about it?
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He told me he couldn't go grave-robbing
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because he had to study
for a Spanish quiz.
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[♪ MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
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Can't believe my stupid friends
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ditched me for stupid clams.
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I hate Awww Shucks.
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[CHUCKLING] Steve,
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I'm loving this dark turn you're taking.
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You're giving off major Joker vibes,
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the Joaquin Phoenix version.
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Cast out from society
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for not absolutely loving clams.
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Couldn't help but overhear.
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I hate Shucks too.
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When they opened next to Sub Hub,
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parking got so bad I have
to skate 25 minutes to work.
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You skateboard?
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Please. I've been shredding the gnar
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since Tony Hawk was Tony Egg.
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Why can't my friends see
how terrible that place is?
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Look. All restaurants
are secretly gross.
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At Sub Hub, we call it "shaved turkey"
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because we scrape mold off each
morning with a razor blade.
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You wanna take down Shucks?
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Get a job there and dig up dirt.
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I'm gonna say it. Radical.
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This 3D-printed Mr.
Miner looks hot as hell,
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but we're no closer to
getting rid of his mail.
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Huh, he's got a switch.
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[AUTOMATED VOICE] Hello,
current occupant.
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We'll pay cash to buy your home.
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Surprisingly sexy voice.
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Dear Virginia Gas & Electric customer,
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installing solar panels can
save you hundreds on your bill.
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Wait. He's just saying
nonsense like a hot dummy.
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Actually, it's yes-sense.
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He's saying, "Hello,"
but he only knows words from his mail.
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You're pre-approved already.
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See? He's telling me I'm right.
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If this guy knows all the
info in Mr. Miner's mail,
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we can use him to find the real Miner.
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Oh, good. Stan.
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We haven't seen you in weeks.
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You're supposed to be
overseeing the drone strike
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on that Afghan terrorist bunker.
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Yeah, well,
I'm doing this instead, okay?
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This is a clam.
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God's little miracle.
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It's hard as hell on the outside,
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but that's why it's so
goshdang tender on the inside.
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Now, the secret to shucking clams is...
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Ow! The secret is... Ow!
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The secret... Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Just give me the damn knife.
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Taking the initiative.
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I like that.
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Time to dig up some dirt
and bring this place down.
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[♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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[OIL SIZZLING]
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A-ha! Rat droppings.
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A major health code violation.
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[SNIFFS] Damn it.
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These are droppings from
the super-fresh clams.
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If there's one thing I know,
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it's the smell of underwater poops.
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Maybe there's nothing
wrong with their food.
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But every fast-food chain
screws over their employees.
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00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:16,218
Whoa! Shucks workers get
a month of paid vacation.
254
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:18,345
And their retirement plan is a 402(K),
255
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,763
one better than usual.
256
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,307
There's no dirt anywhere.
257
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,810
Maybe this place is perfect
and I'm the problem.
258
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,270
Maybe my friends are right.
259
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:27,729
Wh-What's wrong with me?
260
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,481
There's nothing wrong with you, Steve.
261
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,899
It's society.
262
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,609
You're a terrific kid.
263
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,070
You should just poison the clams.
264
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,947
That's what the Joker would do...
265
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,615
Shut up about the Joker, Klaus!
266
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,201
- Yow!
- [MATT M] Uh-oh. I know that sound.
267
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,744
Minor flesh wound.
268
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,414
Manual says you got ten minutes
to clean it and cream it.
269
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,958
First aid kit's in my office.
Clock starts now.
270
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,670
Stop looking for the first aid kit,
Klaus.
271
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,463
I want it to get infected,
272
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,466
like society has been
infected by these clam-lovers.
273
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,760
Again, loving the darkness, Steve.
274
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,306
And if we're looking for dirt,
I think we're getting warmer.
275
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,564
It's a keypad lock, and
we don't know the password. Unless...
276
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,024
Yep, the password is "clams."
277
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,483
Of course the password is "clams."
278
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,652
[♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
279
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,698
[STEVE] Attention, Shuckers.
280
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,785
I've learned information
I feel obligated to share.
281
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,912
Turns out,
282
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:28,207
the Special Sauce you all love so much
283
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,709
is just mayo and tartar sauce.
284
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,252
Leave it to Shucks
285
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,756
to make the ordinary extraordinary.
286
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,257
[ALL CHEERING]
287
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,801
[LAUGHING] Am I the only one
288
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,346
who hasn't been
brainwashed by this place?
289
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,223
I feel like I'm going insane.
290
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:46,934
Yes. That's total Joker talk.
291
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,728
I'm not the frickin' Joker!
292
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,854
- [PEOPLE GASP]
- Steve!
293
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,815
[♪ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
294
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,030
[GASPS] Joker, Joker, Joker!
295
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,283
[CACKLING]
296
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,913
Stop him. That much exposure
297
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,123
to the toxic preservative
in Special Sauce
298
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,416
will drive him insane.
299
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,253
My Special Sauce is toxic?
300
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,671
Just a smidge,
301
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,006
but it's neutralized by a
natural chemical in clams.
302
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,259
- Is he gonna be okay?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
303
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,010
After that much sauce exposure,
304
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,554
he just needs to eat 100 pounds of clams
305
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,391
in the next 24 hours,
or he'll go insane forever.
306
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,601
That shouldn't be a problem.
He likes clams, right?
307
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,604
- [♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- _
308
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,898
All right, 3D-printed Mr. Miner,
309
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,692
tell us where real Mr. Miner lives
310
00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,485
so we can dump off all this damn mail.
311
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:42,447
Voter registration
address for Mr. A. Miner.
312
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,199
416 Cherry Street.
313
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,701
I know where that is!
314
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,160
Yeah. That's our house, Jeff.
315
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,745
That's where his mail's been going.
316
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,999
He's gotta be getting these
huge muscles from somewhere.
317
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,500
Maybe he goes to a gym?
318
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,252
Credit card transaction.
319
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,713
June fifth, Chimdale Fitness Club.
320
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,548
He lives in Chimdale.
321
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,467
Nobody drives to that
craphole just to use a gym.
322
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,262
Mr. Miner,
what kind of car do you drive?
323
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,681
It's time to renew auto insurance
324
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,018
on your yellow 2005 Nissan Rogue.
325
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,978
We got him. Let's roll.
326
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:16,648
[FRANCINE] Mmm... [GIGGLING]
327
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,983
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
328
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,446
What the heck?
329
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,948
- [SPRAY HISSING]
- Oh!
330
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,203
[CACKLING]
331
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,205
Good morning, boys and girls.
332
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,624
Your teacher's indisposed.
333
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,503
So your substitute's here to
teach you a little lesson.
334
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,505
Snot, Barry, Toshi,
335
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,259
please remove the items
I've taped under your desks.
336
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,553
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
337
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,642
Now, if I may direct your
attention out the window,
338
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,519
you'll see your beloved
339
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,980
Awww Shucks eating establishment.
340
00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,359
And you'll notice two hot
air balloons above it.
341
00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:01,985
[BARRY] Neat. Balloons!
342
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,906
Not just balloons, Barry, a dilemma.
343
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,450
Neat. Dilemma balloons!
344
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,118
The basket of one balloon
345
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,662
is filled with every single clam
346
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,415
from the Shucks kitchen below.
347
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,209
And in the other balloon
348
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,461
are all three of your grandmas,
349
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,631
who turned out to be miraculously alive.
350
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,092
And, uh-oh,
351
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,845
I know all about Toshi's
little clam party too.
352
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,640
- Steve, we can explain...
- I'll do the explaining.
353
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,352
The remote control has a
"Save Clams" button
354
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:39,314
and a... [GIGGLES] "Save Grams" button.
355
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,191
You can only press one.
356
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,568
And when you do,
the other balloon will be cut loose
357
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,780
and float away forever!
358
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,365
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
359
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,701
The grandmas are old,
the clams are young.
360
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,495
The choice is clear.
361
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,705
If God wanted us to save grandmas,
362
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,958
he wouldn't have given us clams.
363
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,336
Why so serious, boys?
364
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,547
Worried your little
friends will turn on you
365
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,132
if you don't choose the clams?
366
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:08,135
Well, welcome to my world!
367
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,928
Awesome!
368
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,764
I thought you'd be more
of a Jack Nicholson Joker,
369
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,933
but this whole twisted
moral dilemma thing
370
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,935
is very Heath Ledger.
371
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:20,397
Steve, buddy,
the sauce is making you crazy.
372
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,815
Uh-uh-uh.
373
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:25,402
Pick a balloon, or I let both go.
374
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,654
[OTHERS] Clams, clams, clams, clams.
375
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,200
Toshi, you know I hate to go against
a chant, but save the grandmas.
376
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,538
[ALL GASP]
377
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:41,084
Aw, say bye-bye to your
precious mollusks, kiddies.
378
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,920
And you have Snot,
Barry and Toshi to blame.
379
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,839
The scary clown's right.
380
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,383
They ruined everything.
381
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,594
Well, look at that.
382
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,971
Your friends walked out on you.
383
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,264
You might even say
384
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:57,225
you've been ex-clam-unicated.
385
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,728
- [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
- Oh, no. Look.
386
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,146
[BALLOON PUNCTURING]
387
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,355
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
388
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,482
What's wrong?
389
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,817
Never seen a clam bake before?
390
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,653
The flavor is explosive.
391
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,491
Great timing.
392
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,451
[SIGHS] This is fun.
393
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,162
♪ I killed Shucks ♪
394
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,246
♪ Hey! ♪
395
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,248
♪ I'm dancing on its grave ♪
396
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,708
[SOBBING]
397
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,585
Look what you've done.
398
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,337
No, it can't be.
399
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,380
- _
- Clamboni.
400
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,383
No!
401
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,469
Steve, we're sorry.
402
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,096
Nobody at school will
talk to us anymore.
403
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,224
Oh, they clammed up on you
404
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,351
because you were being shellfish?
405
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,561
We're glad you burned it down.
406
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,231
In fact, we think
you should burn them all down.
407
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,899
With our help.
408
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,401
Burn down every Shucks.
409
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,986
[LAUGHING] I love it.
410
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,948
Only question is where to start.
411
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,450
We start where it started.
412
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:59,246
The original restaurant
in Ocean City, Maryland.
413
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,497
How poetic.
414
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,165
The birthplace of Shucks
415
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,876
becomes the deathplace of Shucks.
416
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,129
[ALL CACKLING]
417
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,758
There it is!
418
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,593
Yellow Nissan Rogue.
419
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:15,804
[DOORBELL RINGS]
420
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,056
Hello?
421
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,391
Hi.
422
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,685
Um, does your son live here?
423
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,896
'Cause we've been getting
a Mr. Arnold Miner's mail
424
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,023
for, like, 20 years.
425
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,150
[CRYING]
426
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,610
I'm sorry.
427
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,529
Arnie was my husband.
428
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,781
He passed several years ago.
429
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,200
Today is our anniversary.
430
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:42,372
Tell her you'd do it all over again
with the perfect anniversary gift.
431
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,000
Arnie? Is that you?
432
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,044
Every kiss begins with Kay.
433
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,838
It is you.
434
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:53,633
Oh, Arnold, you've returned to me.
435
00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,636
Thank you.
436
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,179
Now, if you don't mind,
437
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,598
Mr. and Mrs. Miner
438
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:02,183
have several years of
lovemaking to catch up on.
439
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,478
[♪ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
440
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,397
- [ALL LAUGHING]
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
441
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,444
Destroy everything.
442
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,575
I hope these mother [BLEEP]
443
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,201
have insurance!
444
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,828
Enough with the appetizer.
445
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,247
I'm hungry for the main course.
446
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:28,918
Hello. I'd like to order an entire
restaurant burned to the ground.
447
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,212
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
448
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,423
Drop these babies in the deep fryer
449
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,967
and your order will be complete.
450
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,261
The beating heart of Shucks.
451
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:41,765
And I feel a heart attack coming on.
452
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,558
Snot, the M-80s, please.
453
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,060
[SNOT] I'm afraid I can't.
454
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,646
We're not really here
to burn down Shucks.
455
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,356
We're here to save you.
456
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:52,609
The Special Sauce turned
you into a monster.
457
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,736
That's why we lured you here.
458
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,030
It's the only place with enough clams.
459
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,531
Enough clams to what?
460
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,909
To neutralize the toxic sauce.
461
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,952
I should've known! [GRUNTS]
462
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,497
You still care more
about Shucks than me.
463
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:09,167
We're doing this because
we care about you.
464
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,252
[♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
465
00:20:13,858 --> 00:20:14,918
_
466
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:16,794
_
467
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:18,827
_
468
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,258
_
469
00:20:23,086 --> 00:20:24,212
_
470
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,267
[SIGHS]
471
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,811
Ow, my head.
472
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:29,354
Steve, we're sorry.
473
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,314
If we didn't ditch you for clams,
474
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,857
this never would've happened.
475
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,151
And I'm sorry I
jeopardized our friendship
476
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,861
with arson and light vandalism.
477
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,197
Honestly, after what we've been through,
478
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,574
I never wanna see another clam again.
479
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,201
As weird as it may sound,
480
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,161
I've kinda developed a taste for them.
481
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,872
In fact, clam me.
482
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,668
Delicio...
483
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,003
[STOMACH GURGLES, RETCHING]
484
00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:57,681
Bye, bye! See you soon!
485
00:21:00,214 --> 00:21:02,174
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