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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:02,902             Stephen:              He's learning so fast!          2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,006  That's my baby boy's baby boy.  3 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:07,507    Get him to try another one.   4 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:08,742 Can you say "Ni maamaa"?         5 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,877    Ni maamaa.                    6 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:12,212   - Paul: Aww.                      - Who am I?                   7 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:13,880  Kookoo.                         8 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,749 Hey, little guy.                 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:16,983   What do you call me?           10 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,219    Ni paapaa.                    11 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,654  What?!                            That's not your papa!          12 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:22,922   I'm your dad!                  13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,357 I'm sorry, Paul.                 14 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,526 Fuck you, Stephen Harper.        15 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:28,495    You've been filling           his little brain with your lies. 16 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,564   You ruined my family.            I hope you're happy.           17 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:35,368    - I said I'm sorry!            - I'm the papa,                 18 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,037  not this pasty                    light-skinned Native.          19 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:42,175   Come on, PJ.                      Tell me, who am I?            20 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:47,447  (heart beating)                 21 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,782  Weenuk.                         22 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,017 (gasping)                        23 00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,619   (stammering)                   24 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:57,390   ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  25 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:00,026    ♪ All night long ♪            26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,700  ...at the cutting edge             of science and technology,    27 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,370  in a place beyond possibility.  28 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,939  That's because                    I'm taking rez radio           29 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:15,108   into the world of AI.          30 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:19,546  That's artificial intelligence   for all you earthlings.         31 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,815   (making static sound effect)   32 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,784  One small step                  for Grouse Lake,                 33 00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:29,055  one giant leap                   for rez radio.                  34 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,158  Stupid Stephen Harper.          35 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,762  Sitting around all day            doing sweet fuck all,          36 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,598    and he gets credit             for being PJ's father?          37 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:40,834   Must be nice.                  38 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,669    Hey, Paul, how do you like    your shirts folded again?        39 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,004   Like rectangles with            the sleeves tucked in.          40 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,107  Holy shit, man,                 41 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,009  how many times                    do I gotta say that?           42 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,011    See what I'm saying            about this fucking guy?         43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:57,117    Maybe take it easy               on Stephen Harper.            44 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,419   Rose: Yeah, and maybe if you   stepped up a little more         45 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,955    and did more stuff with PJ,   46 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,757    he wouldn't be so confused      about who his dad is.          47 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,627  PJ probably just thinks         Stephen Harper is his dad        48 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,195  because he's the donor.         49 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:13,533 Yeah, you guys are right.        50 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,101  Agnes:                             It's just a phase.            51 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:16,803    Paul: Yeah!                   52 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:18,304    That's what I was thinking.   53 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:21,975  Sorry for being                    so stupid earlier.            54 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:28,548  Hey, boss, got another           shipment of misprints.          55 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,316   Check it out.                  56 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:34,554 - Winnipeg Jens.                   - I knew a Winnipeg Jen once.  57 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,389   Moved to Phoenix in the '90s.  58 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,992    Real heartbreaker.            59 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,293  Man, we have so much in common, nothing's gonna come between us. 60 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:42,228    Yeah, man!                    61 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,831  Oh, hey, guys.                     (sniffling)                   62 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,466  Cold on the water today, lads.  63 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,134    (sniffling)                   64 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,470    Got some barnacles            on the old hull.                 65 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:54,541    ♪ I can't believe ♪           66 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,810    ♪ My fuckin' eyes ♪           67 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,746   ♪ I wanna shack up with you ♪  68 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,981  ♪ I fuckin' love you ♪          69 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,387   There you go, Roger, all set.  70 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,756   It looks like                    a regular old laptop.          71 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,759  This regular old laptop         72 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,930 is loaded with the latest         ThinkStink technology.          73 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:21,534   It's so easy, even a Mooshum     or Kookum can use it.          74 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,436    What about                     a handsome young uncle?         75 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,237 Ehh. Easy for them, too.         76 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,940    Oh, you don't say.            77 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,308    Watch this.                   78 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,845 ThinkStink (Roger's voice:) This is Laughingstick in the morning, 79 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,681    the most handsome,              entertaining,                  80 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,783    intelligent                   radio host in the world.         81 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,785  Go on.                          82 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,188    All you do is press              a few buttons, sit back...    83 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:45,091    and relax.                    84 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,227  Now, I can take                   real bathroom breaks,          85 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:50,630 instead of using                  my trusty old pee jug.          86 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,232   Eww.                           87 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:54,300  Stephen Harper:                    Is this the place?            88 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,903   Yep.                           89 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,805    I'm touched                     you brought me here.           90 00:03:58,905 --> 00:03:59,439   The thing is,                    the last time I was out here,  91 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:03,810 I lost my best sandwich.         92 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:04,277   It just disappeared.           93 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,446   What? Really?                  94 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:10,049 I had it, and then I put it down   just for one second,           95 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:14,654  and for the life of me,           I don't know where I put it.   96 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,422   - Out there.                      - Yeah, out there.            97 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:19,259    Beyond those trees.           98 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:23,162  Way beyond those trees.         99 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,998 Give me a scent.                 100 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:31,471    (sniffing)                    101 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,339   I've got it!                   102 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,810    And don't come back              until you find it!            103 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,646   - (chuckling)                     - (starting truck)            104 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,114  Hey, man, it's not nice            to stare at a woman           105 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,815   when she's picking her nose.   106 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,450    Yeah. Yeah.                   107 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,120 Gonna be in port                  for a few days.                 108 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,821   Got some work                     to do on the barge.           109 00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:50,657 Oh, yeah?                        110 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,092    She's been groaning             like a whale in heat.          111 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:55,528    You got coffee or you gonna     have a mutiny on your hands?   112 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,931  Fresh pot in the back,            Captain Bro.                   113 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,701   You and Gale                     still bumpin' uglies?          114 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,437 Nah, man.                          We're just bros, bro.          115 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,674 Hey, I know what                 you're thinking.                 116 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,042  She goes port to port.          117 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,476   Uh-huh. Yeah.                  118 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,112  And she's Cree.                 119 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:15,548  I think                         two of my kids are Cree.         120 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,851    And she only dates               people named Dean.            121 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:21,254  Do middle names count?          122 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,826 Don't say                         I didn't warn you, man.         123 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,962  But, Dean, look at her.         124 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,498  She's like some kind of           swashbuckling pirate.          125 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:37,603 I bet she buckles                  all kinds of swashes.          126 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,512 Okay, ThinkStink,                it's just you and me now.        127 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:50,049  Let's see what you got.         128 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:53,720   Play me the greatest             Native love song of all time.  129 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,655    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)      Here you go, Roger.           130 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,691   Here's Chester Knight           with "Love Me Strong".          131 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,860   Yes!                           132 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,096   This station will be             the crown jewel of the North   133 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,032   and we'll be the greatest duo   since George and Tammy.         134 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:06,566    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)   Johnny and June?                 135 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,501  Guns and Roses.                 136 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,503    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)   Actually, Roger,                 137 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,773    Guns and Roses are a band,       not a power couple.           138 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,942 Okay, ThinkStink.                139 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,410    Since you know everything,    140 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:21,581  play me the second best         Native love song.                141 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:22,915    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)     Coming up...                   142 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:24,016   (playing polka music)          143 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,519 Nah. We'll work on that.         144 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,259  This just isn't                    like Stephen Harper           145 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:34,394    to take off                      without telling us.           146 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,098   Paul?                          147 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,466    Ahh, nope!                    148 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:43,936   I'm worried.                   149 00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,572  That's probably                 all the cleaning talking.        150 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,480   I am,                             by staying out of the way.    151 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,417    Just sitting there              on your arse.                  152 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,584    People help                     in different ways, you know.   153 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:02,121 I'll different ways you.         154 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:05,758  Yeah, get off your jeet            and go find Stephen Harper.   155 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,827 We need his help.                156 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,730 I'm in the middle                   of doing something.           157 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,067  "In the middle                    of doing something."           158 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:19,105  Now, you're at the end             of doing something.           159 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,606 All right, fine!                 160 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:23,676    But you two gotta learn how    to live without Stephen Harper  161 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,077  doing everything for you guys.  162 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,180    Yeah, I said that!            163 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:31,617 Doubloon for the coffee.         164 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:35,321    Best begin back to the ship   to help me hands on deck.        165 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:38,090    Later, scallywags.            166 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,293    Avast there, matey.           Hold yer course.                 167 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,663    I have words for your ears.   168 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,265 Yo-ho-ho.                        169 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,267 I spent time on a barge,         170 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,969   prison barge.                  171 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:52,071 Oh, yeah?                        Prove it.                        172 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:54,507  She's a beauty.                 173 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,542   Oops.                          174 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,013    "Cousin Dean Leon"?           175 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:01,647  You're a Dean?                  176 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,584   Only by middle name.           177 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,453   Still counts.                  178 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:09,956  Come by later.                  179 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,058 We can...                        swap sea stories.                180 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,861   Won't that be                    weird with...                  181 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:16,796   Dean?                          182 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:17,530   Cousin Leon:                     I asked him.                   183 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,665 What did he say?                 184 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,235   "Yeah, man."                   185 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,138   Sure sounds like him.          186 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,444 Arr, it's a date.                187 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,646    Later, landlubber.            188 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:36,282  (door opening, closing)         189 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:39,986 I don't wanna...                 190 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:43,222    jump to conclusions, but...   191 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:46,259  I think wolves                   got to Stephen Harper.          192 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,427  - What?                            - How do you know?            193 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,264    Well, you can tell from the   almost scissor-like rips         194 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,366   and from the                   ketchup-like bloodstains         195 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,202   that they definitely            ate him alive.                  196 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,504    Not Stephen Harper!           197 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,709  So sad. So sad. Well...         198 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:08,014  I'm gonna go...                   I'm gonna take a nap.          199 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,815 (sobbing)                        200 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,224   - (knocking)                    - Huh?                          201 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,259 What? Ma!                        202 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,094   Is that you?                   203 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,931 Stephen: I tried to find           your sandwich, Paul,           204 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,568    and I searched everywhere!    205 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:32,672   I'm so sorry, Stephen Harper.  I never meant to get rid of you. 206 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:34,473   - Stephen Harper, I'm sorry!     - Rose: Paul!                  207 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,841  I shouldn't have tried             to get rid of you!            208 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,410    Rose: Paul!                   209 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,978 What did you do?                 210 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:43,516   PJ called Stephen Harper dad,   so I drove him out to the bush  211 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,484  to look for a sandwich,         212 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,154    only there was no sandwich!   213 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,523   I just tried                      to get rid of him!            214 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,291    And then, I tore his shirt    215 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,960 and told you guys                he might have been died.         216 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,229 And now,                            he might actually be dead!    217 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,165 (sobbing)                        218 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,969   Paultholomew!                   That is a big Anishinaabe sin!  219 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:05,504    Go get him!                   220 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,506   Okay,                          221 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,508    but I'm just gonna              finish sleeping first, okay?   222 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,710    Both: Now!                    223 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,911   Fine!                          224 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,548  (both laughing)                 225 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,650  (mock laughing)                 226 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,452  Yeah, good one.                 What's so funny?                 227 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,287 Hey, uh,                          a little privacy, bro.          228 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,723 Actually,                           we're closing, so drink up.   229 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,057    It's noon.                    230 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:27,393   Oops.                          231 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,996  Blimey!                         232 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,564    It got everywhere.               Leon, go get a mop.           233 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,065 It's my day off.                 234 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,468    We're fine.                    You can swab it later.          235 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,303 Oh, hey.                         236 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,805 Why don't I just                   go fuck myself then?           237 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,242 ♪ Just tell me ♪                 238 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,511  ♪ You love me ♪                 239 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:49,248   Hope you like the second best   Native love song ever!          240 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,716   (polka music playing)          241 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,917   Jeez.                          242 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,654    What the fuck, bro?           243 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,856   (polka music playing)          244 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,226   (polka music blaring)          245 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,928 ♪                                246 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,363    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)   247 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:09,769   And if you're wondering, yes,  248 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,404    my voice is just as            handsome in real life.          249 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,305  Come to think of it...          250 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,740  Can I help you?                 251 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,242  Can't even tell the difference. 252 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,378    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)    ...I'm always literally there.  253 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,014   Weird clone.                     Where do you hide the wires?   254 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,450    I'm not a clone, you idiot.   255 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,519  It's me, Roger.                 256 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,554 That's something                    a clone would say.            257 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,256  Would a clone do this?          258 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,359    (vocalizing in high pitch)    259 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,795 According                          to my research, yes.           260 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,799 You're just here                  earlier than expected.          261 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,567 Ah, put the damn                 graph away, Lips.                262 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,903 I can be in two places at         the same time,                  263 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,805   thanks to ThinkStink.          264 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,374   Okay, good. I thought          my predictions were off.         265 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:52,978 (staff laughing)                 266 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,414 - Roger: What's so funny?        - Shh...                         267 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:57,583    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)      So, I'm trying to fight off   268 00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,052   a sneeze, but the guy thinks   I'm pointing to the road         269 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,287   with my lips.                  270 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,589  (all laughing)                  271 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,459    I taught that Roger             everything he knows.           272 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,961  Yeah, but this Roger's better.  273 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,330    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)    Here's Timmy and the Takeovers  274 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,998   with their hit song,           275 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,367   "They Like Me                  Better Than You".                276 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,504    You got that right.           277 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:22,408   (country rock playing          on radio)                        278 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,143   Paul: Stephen Harper!           (voice echoing)                 279 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,512 Come out!                        280 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,881  Well, I tried.                  281 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,685  What the fuck?                   No, no, no, no, no, no.         282 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,922  Stephen Harper!                 283 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,959    No!                           (sobbing)                        284 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,528    No! Stephen Harper!           285 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,598   I should have                     been nicer to you!            286 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,200    Oh, my God!                     You were the best cuck-- no!   287 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:52,371   You were the greatest             cuck anyone could ask for!    288 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,039  Stephen Harper:                   Paul!                          289 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,041    Did you mean that?            290 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,145   How dare you make me           think that you were dead!        291 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,946   I'm sorry. I was just            trying to find your sandwich.  292 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:01,580   Paul:                            Forget the sandwich.           293 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,949  We gotta get you home.          294 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,551    Okay, then.                      Just let me grab my things.   295 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,587 (gasping)                          What?                          296 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:10,489 We're not                           gonna fit in there.           297 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,825  Stephen Harper:                   Come on in. Come on.           298 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:20,132 One stick a gun, please?         299 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:23,202 ♪                                300 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:27,506   ♪ Is it me? Or is she Cree? ♪  301 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:31,343 ♪ I say "mn'ehh",                she says "eeee" ♪                302 00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:36,415  ♪ But my heart                   is in mutiny ♪                  303 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,752 ♪ A barge captain                   so greasy ♪                   304 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:44,023   ♪ That's why I sing,             so mokabee ♪                   305 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,326    ♪ Stuffing my face             with Loosies ♪                  306 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:52,832   ♪ Is she too deadly for me? ♪  307 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:57,536    ♪ For me... bro? ♪            308 00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:58,704   Still no gum?                  309 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,973   Uh, no, man.                   310 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,375    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)   So if you're on the road,        311 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,545   pick him up.                   312 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:09,248   Anyway, it's time for            a good old-fashioned contest.  313 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,417 Contest?                         314 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,687    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)     The first five people          315 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:15,588  to name a city that starts with   any letter from the alphabet   316 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,224   will get $100                     from my own pocket.           317 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:19,258   I don't have                      that kind of money.           318 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,027    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)    You know what?                  319 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,929  Make that $200.                 320 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,298    No! No, no, no, no,              no, no, no.                   321 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,267    (all shouting indistinctly)   322 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,804 (gasping)                        323 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,039   Damn you, ThinkStink!          324 00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,709  (crowd continue                  shouting indistinctly)          325 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,978   Paul:                             This is way bigger inside.    326 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,580    And you have cable?           327 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,215  I did find a sandwich,             by the way,                   328 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,783   but it wasn't                  the right bread.                 329 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,553 You found                           an actual sandwich?           330 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,221   But we should                     probably leave it.            331 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,056    Yeah, you're right,           332 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,625   in case the original           owner comes back for it.         333 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,260   But, I mean,                    how long would we wait          334 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,762    before we let them do that?   335 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,130    Forget about the sandwich.    336 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,634    Moose meat?                     Blueberries?                   337 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,736   Man, I can't believe           338 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,672   that you did                    all of this in just one night.  339 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:10,075   It's not the first time I've    lived alone in the bush, Paul.  340 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,443   Wow,                              we're really far out here.    341 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,013   Hey, is that                    a squirrel over there?          342 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,814  I bet it would                  make a great pet.                343 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,516  Want to come up                    with names with me?           344 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:18,617    I'll start.                     Christopher.                   345 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,686   No, wait. Christine.           346 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,755   There's no rules that          squirrels can't be girls.        347 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,291 Squirrels. Girls. Curls--        348 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,293    Hey, you know what?           349 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,427    I think I left my sandwich       back in the muskeg.           350 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:31,697    Oh. Oh, hey, uh, why don't     you go find it for us?          351 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,033    Sure thing.                     See ya, Mom and Dad.           352 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,035    I searched for days              and days for that sandwich,   353 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,070   but I never found it.          354 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,808 But I did find you guys.         Remember?                        355 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:44,710    (sniffing)                    356 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,313    Cousin Leon                     sold us oregano, bro.          357 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,981 Fucking Cousin Leon, man!        358 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,950    Yeah, man.                      He's going to get it!          359 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,518 - God...                           - Stephen Harper: Hey, guys.   360 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,852    Can we be friends?            361 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,354    Who is you, you pasty kid?    362 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,157  Name's Stephen Harper.          363 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,892  Cool name, bro.                 364 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:00,526 Hopefully nobody                 comes along and ruins it.        365 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,529  Hey, look, a squirrel.          366 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,631    I've been trying to           catch one for months now.        367 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,399    Man, are they fast.              They bite pretty hard, too.   368 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:12,237    You know what else is fast?    Sharks, bears, weasels.         369 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,872 Did I say bears?                 370 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:14,406  There was no sandwich.          371 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,542   What?                          372 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,210   I made it up.                  373 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,979    PJ called you dad,            374 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,247  so I drove you                  out here and I left you.         375 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,149    - For good?                    - Yep.                          376 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,517    Even worse,                      I told everybody back home    377 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,988  that you were eaten by wolves.  378 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:32,891 Anyway, come on.                   Let's head 'er back.           379 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,159  (Stephen Harper crying)         380 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,661    Stephen Harper! Come back!    381 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,662   - Stephen Harper: No.            - Come back!                   382 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:40,065 (sighing)                        383 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:40,866    Dean: Gale!                   384 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,235   - Oh!                           - You fuckin' creeper!          385 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,737   Fok!                           386 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,637   Dean.                          387 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:50,209    Hey. I just wanted to talk.     Oh...                          388 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,644    - What do you want?             - (breathing heavily)          389 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,348   I...                           390 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,618  When I saw you                    with Leon, I felt...           391 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,621   - Never mind.                   - What?                         392 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,056    I like you.                   393 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,426 Well, I have to confess,         394 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,362   I was a little hurt when you     told Leon we were just bros.   395 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,264  And I was hurt                     when you dated him.           396 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,134  I just did that                 to make you feel jealous.        397 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,969  So, you don't like him?         398 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,172 No, Dean.                           I like you.                   399 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,075    Oh, Gale...                   400 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,144  - Dean.                         - Gale...                        401 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,614  Mn'ehh.                         402 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,316 ♪                                403 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,153 ♪ She steered my heart ♪         404 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,156 ♪ Like a midnight barge ♪        405 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,092    ♪ Ran it aground ♪            406 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,594  ♪ With Dean in charge ♪         407 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:46,432 ♪ And now, I'm nothing ♪         408 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,068  ♪ But a fool at large ♪         409 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,469    ♪ A fucking fool ♪            410 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:54,573   ♪ At large ♪                   411 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,645    Come back! Rose needs you!    412 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:03,182 My mom needs you!                413 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,583    I need you!                   414 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,953    I said it!                     Are you happy?!                 415 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,523 (wolves growling)                416 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,194    (growling)                    417 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,099    - (wolves growling)             - It's okay.                   418 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,968 You don't have to eat me.           Good boys.                    419 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:27,473  You don't wanna eat me.         I taste terrible.                420 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:28,974 - Oh, no.                           - (wolves growling)           421 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:34,313 How ironic - killed by my          favourite activity...          422 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,814  eating.                         423 00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:36,215 Shadow Tooth! Moon Moon!         Maajaan!                         424 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,650 (howling)                        425 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:41,920  We go way back.                 426 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,356   You... saved my life.          427 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,425   You would've been all right.   428 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:47,292   They just didn't like          how you were treating me.        429 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,028  Man, I'm sorry,                  Stephen Harper.                 430 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:55,234    It's okay. You did              what my parents never did...   431 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,969  you came back.                  432 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,440    (groaning)                    433 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,241   We should probably get going.  434 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,510  Agnes and Rose                  must be worried.                 435 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,545    Come on. Let's go.            436 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,416   Stephen Harper: Oh, berries.    I love berries.                 437 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,519   Do you love berries?              Of course you love berries.   438 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,354 You know that I know that        that's a trick question.         439 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,421   Paul: Man, shut the fuck up,    Stephen Harper!                 440 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,289    I hate you so much!           441 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,125  Stephen Harper:                 You got it, Paul.                442 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,861    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)      What are you doing, Roger?    443 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,564  You're out of control,             ThinkStink.                   444 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,199    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)     Don't do this to me.           445 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,401   I mean... us.                  446 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,537   There can only be one Roger,   447 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,106 and if that means                no pee breaks, so be it.         448 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,108    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)     Wait!                          449 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,244    We're meant to be together,   George and Tammy.                450 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,714 Nice try.                        You're just saying that.         451 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,783    (chuckling)                   452 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,885    ThinkStink (Roger's voice:)     Nice try right back.           453 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,820 I run on battery.                454 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,889 Oh, yeah?                        455 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,761 Piss off!                        456 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,496  (ThinkStink's voice glitching:) Handsome.                        457 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,398  Point-- point-- pointing lips.  458 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,601 Three hundred dollars...            (voice distorting)            459 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,606 Who's the good Roger now?        460 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,247 Hey, Cousin Leon,                461 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,182   you know how                      you're dating Gale?           462 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,517    Yeah, man.                    463 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,085   Well... now, I'm dating her.   464 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,087    Yeah, man.                    465 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,923  You ain't mad?                  466 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,124  No way.                         467 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,627 For real?                        468 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,029 We had one date.                    We're both adults.            469 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,532   True.                          470 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,468   Plus,                          your first name is Dean.         471 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,870   I'm just a middle name Dean.    It wasn't meant to be.          472 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,140  Oh, man! That's a huge relief.     I thought you'd be pissed.    473 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,677    You believed in me             when nobody else would.         474 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,446   Bro cousins?                   475 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,481   Bro cousins.                   476 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:00,559  and bonding for weeks.          , we've been hanging out         477 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:03,528 PJ, tell me who this is.         478 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,331    Ni maamaa.                    479 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,033 All: Aww!                        480 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,901  Paul: Good boy!                 481 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:14,072    Okay, PJ, tell me who I am.   482 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:17,709  (heart beating)                 483 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,444    Ni paapaa.                    484 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,546 - (Rose gasping)                    - Stephen Harper: Attaboy.    485 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,016  I wonder what he calls me now.  486 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,084 Fuck off, Stephen Harper.        487 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:26,718  (all laughing)                  488 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:31,156   (polka music playing)          489 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:39,865 ♪                                54978

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