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Stephen:
He's�learning�so�fast!
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That's�my�baby�boy's�baby�boy.
3
00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,606
Get�him�to�try�another�one.
4
00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:08,841
Can�you�say�"Ni�maamaa"?
5
00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,877
Ni�maamaa.
6
00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,311
-�Paul:�Aww.
-�Who�am�I?
7
00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:13,880
Kookoo.
8
00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:15,749
Hey,�little�guy.
9
00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,049
What�do�you�call�me?
10
00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,219
Ni�paapaa.
11
00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,654
What?!
That's�not�your�papa!
12
00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:22,922
I'm�your�dad!
13
00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,357
I'm�sorry,�Paul.
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00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,526
Fuck�you,�Stephen�Harper.
15
00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,594
You've�been�filling
his�little�brain�with�your�lies.
16
00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,564
You�ruined�my�family.
I�hope�you're�happy.
17
00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:35,368
-�I�said�I'm�sorry!
-�I'm�the�papa,
18
00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,578
not�this�pasty
light-skinned�Native.
19
00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:42,175
Come�on,�PJ.
Tell�me,�who�am�I?
20
00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:47,447
(heart�beating)
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Weenuk.
22
00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,017
(gasping)
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00:00:51,117 --> 00:00:52,619
(stammering)
24
00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:57,390
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
25
00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:00,026
?�All�night�long�?
26
00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,700
...at�the�cutting�edge
of�science�and�technology,
27
00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,370
in�a�place�beyond�possibility.
28
00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:12,939
That's�because
I'm�taking�rez�radio
29
00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:15,108
into�the�world�of�AI.
30
00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:19,546
That's�artificial�intelligence
for�all�you�earthlings.
31
00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,815
(making�static�sound�effect)
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One�small�step
for�Grouse�Lake,
33
00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:29,055
one�giant�leap
for�rez�radio.
34
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Stupid�Stephen�Harper.
35
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Sitting�around�all�day
doing�sweet�fuck�all,
36
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and�he�gets�credit
for�being�PJ's�father?
37
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Must�be�nice.
38
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Hey,�Paul,�how�do�you�like
your�shirts�folded�again?
39
00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,104
Like�rectangles�with
the�sleeves�tucked�in.
40
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Holy�shit,�man,
41
00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:50,009
how�many�times
do�I�gotta�say�that?
42
00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,700
See�what�I'm�saying
about�this�fucking�guy?
43
00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:57,117
Maybe�take�it�easy
on�Stephen�Harper.
44
00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,518
Rose:�Yeah,�and�maybe�if�you
stepped�up�a�little�more
45
00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,955
and�did�more�stuff�with�PJ,
46
00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:04,857
he�wouldn't�be�so�confused
about�who�his�dad�is.
47
00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,726
PJ�probably�just�thinks
Stephen�Harper�is�his�dad
48
00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,195
because�he's�the�donor.
49
00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:13,533
Yeah,�you�guys�are�right.
50
00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,101
Agnes:
It's�just�a�phase.
51
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Paul:�Yeah!
52
00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,403
That's�what�I�was�thinking.
53
00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:21,975
Sorry�for�being
so�stupid�earlier.
54
00:02:23,396 --> 00:02:28,647
Hey,�boss,�got�another
shipment�of�misprints.
55
00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,316
Check�it�out.
56
00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:34,554
-�Winnipeg�Jens.
-�I�knew�a�Winnipeg�Jen�once.
57
00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,389
Moved�to�Phoenix�in�the�'90s.
58
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Real�heartbreaker.
59
00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,392
Man,�we�have�so�much�in�common,
nothing's�gonna�come�between�us.
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Yeah,�man!
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00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,831
Oh,�hey,�guys.
(sniffling)
62
00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,565
Cold�on�the�water�today,�lads.
63
00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,134
(sniffling)
64
00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:50,470
Got�some�barnacles
on�the�old�hull.
65
00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:54,541
?�I�can't�believe�?
66
00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,810
?�My�fuckin'�eyes�?
67
00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,746
?�I�wanna�shack�up�with�you�?
68
00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,981
?�I�fuckin'�love�you�?
69
00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:07,387
There�you�go,�Roger,�all�set.
70
00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,756
It�looks�like
a�regular�old�laptop.
71
00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,759
This�regular�old�laptop
72
00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,930
is�loaded�with�the�latest
ThinkStink�technology.
73
00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:21,534
It's�so�easy,�even�a�Mooshum
or�Kookum�can�use�it.
74
00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,535
What�about
a�handsome�young�uncle?
75
00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,336
Ehh.�Easy�for�them,�too.
76
00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,940
Oh,�you�don't�say.
77
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,308
Watch�this.
78
00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:32,945
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)�This
is�Laughingstick�in�the�morning,
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the�most�handsome,
entertaining,
80
00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,882
intelligent
radio�host�in�the�world.
81
00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,785
Go�on.
82
00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,188
All�you�do�is�press
a�few�buttons,�sit�back...
83
00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:45,091
and�relax.
84
00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,326
Now,�I�can�take
real�bathroom�breaks,
85
00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:50,630
instead�of�using
my�trusty�old�pee�jug.
86
00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,232
Eww.
87
00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,399
Stephen�Harper:
Is�this�the�place?
88
00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,903
Yep.
89
00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,873
I'm�touched
you�brought�me�here.
90
00:03:58,874 --> 00:03:59,538
The�thing�is,
the�last�time�I�was�out�here,
91
00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:03,810
I�lost�my�best�sandwich.
92
00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:04,376
It�just�disappeared.
93
00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,446
What?�Really?
94
00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:10,049
I�had�it,�and�then�I�put�it�down
just�for�one�second,
95
00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:14,654
and�for�the�life�of�me,
I�don't�know�where�I�put�it.
96
00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,504
-�Out�there.
-�Yeah,�out�there.
97
00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:19,259
Beyond�those�trees.
98
00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:23,162
Way�beyond�those�trees.
99
00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,998
Give�me�a�scent.
100
00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:31,471
(sniffing)
101
00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,339
I've�got�it!
102
00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,865
And�don't�come�back
until�you�find�it!
103
00:04:37,866 --> 00:04:39,745
-�(chuckling)
-�(starting�truck)
104
00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,213
Hey,�man,�it's�not�nice
to�stare�at�a�woman
105
00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,834
when�she's�picking�her�nose.
106
00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,450
Yeah.�Yeah.
107
00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,120
Gonna�be�in�port
for�a�few�days.
108
00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,920
Got�some�work
to�do�on�the�barge.
109
00:04:48,921 --> 00:04:50,657
Oh,�yeah?
110
00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,167
She's�been�groaning
like�a�whale�in�heat.
111
00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,627
You�got�coffee�or�you�gonna
have�a�mutiny�on�your�hands?
112
00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,931
Fresh�pot�in�the�back,
Captain�Bro.
113
00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,701
You�and�Gale
still�bumpin'�uglies?
114
00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,437
Nah,�man.
We're�just�bros,�bro.
115
00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,773
Hey,�I�know�what
you're�thinking.
116
00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,042
She�goes�port�to�port.
117
00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,476
Uh-huh.�Yeah.
118
00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,112
And�she's�Cree.
119
00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:15,548
I�think
two�of�my�kids�are�Cree.
120
00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,851
And�she�only�dates
people�named�Dean.
121
00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:21,254
Do�middle�names�count?
122
00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:26,826
Don't�say
I�didn't�warn�you,�man.
123
00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,962
But,�Dean,�look�at�her.
124
00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,597
She's�like�some�kind�of
swashbuckling�pirate.
125
00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:37,603
I�bet�she�buckles
all�kinds�of�swashes.
126
00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,512
Okay,�ThinkStink,
it's�just�you�and�me�now.
127
00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:50,049
Let's�see�what�you�got.
128
00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:53,720
Play�me�the�greatest
Native�love�song�of�all�time.
129
00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,754
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Here�you�go,�Roger.
130
00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,691
Here's�Chester�Knight
with�"Love�Me�Strong".
131
00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,860
Yes!
132
00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,195
This�station�will�be
the�crown�jewel�of�the�North
133
00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,131
and�we'll�be�the�greatest�duo
since�George�and�Tammy.
134
00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:06,665
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Johnny�and�June?
135
00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,501
Guns�and�Roses.
136
00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,602
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Actually,�Roger,
137
00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,773
Guns�and�Roses�are�a�band,
not�a�power�couple.
138
00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,942
Okay,�ThinkStink.
139
00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,509
Since�you�know�everything,
140
00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:21,581
play�me�the�second�best
Native�love�song.
141
00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,014
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Coming�up...
142
00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:24,116
(playing�polka�music)
143
00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,519
Nah.�We'll�work�on�that.
144
00:06:29,582 --> 00:06:33,358
This�just�isn't
like�Stephen�Harper
145
00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,169
to�take�off
without�telling�us.
146
00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,098
Paul?
147
00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,466
Ahh,�nope!
148
00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:43,936
I'm�worried.
149
00:06:44,036 --> 00:06:46,572
That's�probably
all�the�cleaning�talking.
150
00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,480
I�am,
by�staying�out�of�the�way.
151
00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,417
Just�sitting�there
on�your�arse.
152
00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,683
People�help
in�different�ways,�you�know.
153
00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:02,121
I'll�different�ways�you.
154
00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:05,758
Yeah,�get�off�your�jeet
and�go�find�Stephen�Harper.
155
00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,827
We�need�his�help.
156
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,730
I'm�in�the�middle
of�doing�something.
157
00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,067
"In�the�middle
of�doing�something."
158
00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:19,105
Now,�you're�at�the�end
of�doing�something.
159
00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,606
All�right,�fine!
160
00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,775
But�you�two�gotta�learn�how
to�live�without�Stephen�Harper
161
00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,177
doing�everything�for�you�guys.
162
00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,180
Yeah,�I�said�that!
163
00:07:29,004 --> 00:07:31,716
Doubloon�for�the�coffee.
164
00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:35,321
Best�begin�back�to�the�ship
to�help�me�hands�on�deck.
165
00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:38,090
Later,�scallywags.
166
00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,293
Avast�there,�matey.
Hold�yer�course.
167
00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,663
I�have�words�for�your�ears.
168
00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,265
Yo-ho-ho.
169
00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,267
I�spent�time�on�a�barge,
170
00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,969
prison�barge.
171
00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:52,071
Oh,�yeah?
Prove�it.
172
00:07:52,824 --> 00:07:54,606
She's�a�beauty.
173
00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:56,542
Oops.
174
00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,013
"Cousin�Dean�Leon"?
175
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:01,746
You're�a�Dean?
176
00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,584
Only�by�middle�name.
177
00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:07,453
Still�counts.
178
00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:09,956
Come�by�later.
179
00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,058
We�can...
swap�sea�stories.
180
00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,861
Won't�that�be
weird�with...
181
00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:16,796
Dean?
182
00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:17,629
Cousin�Leon:
I�asked�him.
183
00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,665
What�did�he�say?
184
00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,235
"Yeah,�man."
185
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,138
Sure�sounds�like�him.
186
00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,444
Arr,�it's�a�date.
187
00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,646
Later,�landlubber.
188
00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:36,282
(door�opening,�closing)
189
00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:39,986
I�don't�wanna...
190
00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:43,222
jump�to�conclusions,�but...
191
00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:46,259
I�think�wolves
got�to�Stephen�Harper.
192
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,427
-�What?
-�How�do�you�know?
193
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:51,363
Well,�you�can�tell�from�the
almost�scissor-like�rips
194
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,465
and�from�the
ketchup-like�bloodstains
195
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,202
that�they�definitely
ate�him�alive.
196
00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,504
Not�Stephen�Harper!
197
00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,709
So�sad.�So�sad.�Well...
198
00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:08,014
I'm�gonna�go...
I'm�gonna�take�a�nap.
199
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:09,815
(sobbing)
200
00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,224
-�(knocking)
-�Huh?
201
00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,259
What?�Ma!
202
00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:22,094
Is�that�you?
203
00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,931
Stephen:�I�tried�to�find
your�sandwich,�Paul,
204
00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,568
and�I�searched�everywhere!
205
00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:32,672
I'm�so�sorry,�Stephen�Harper.
I�never�meant�to�get�rid�of�you.
206
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,573
-�Stephen�Harper,�I'm�sorry!
-�Rose:�Paul!
207
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,941
I�shouldn't�have�tried
to�get�rid�of�you!
208
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,410
Rose:�Paul!
209
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,978
What�did�you�do?
210
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:43,516
PJ�called�Stephen�Harper�dad,
so�I�drove�him�out�to�the�bush
211
00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,484
to�look�for�a�sandwich,
212
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,154
only�there�was�no�sandwich!
213
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,523
I�just�tried
to�get�rid�of�him!
214
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,291
And�then,�I�tore�his�shirt
215
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,059
and�told�you�guys
he�might�have�been�died.
216
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,229
And�now,
he�might�actually�be�dead!
217
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,165
(sobbing)
218
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,969
Paultholomew!
That�is�a�big�Anishinaabe�sin!
219
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:05,520
Go�get�him!
220
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,506
Okay,
221
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,608
but�I'm�just�gonna
finish�sleeping�first,�okay?
222
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,710
Both:�Now!
223
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:11,911
Fine!
224
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,548
(both�laughing)
225
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,650
(mock�laughing)
226
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,551
Yeah,�good�one.
What's�so�funny?
227
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,362
Hey,�uh,
a�little�privacy,�bro.
228
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,723
Actually,
we're�closing,�so�drink�up.
229
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,057
It's�noon.
230
00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:27,492
Oops.
231
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,996
Blimey!
232
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,663
It�got�everywhere.
Leon,�go�get�a�mop.
233
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,065
It's�my�day�off.
234
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,468
We're�fine.
You�can�swab�it�later.
235
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,303
Oh,�hey.
236
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,805
Why�don't�I�just
go�fuck�myself�then?
237
00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,242
?�Just�tell�me�?
238
00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,511
?�You�love�me�?
239
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:49,248
Hope�you�like�the�second�best
Native�love�song�ever!
240
00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,716
(polka�music�playing)
241
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,917
Jeez.
242
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,654
What�the�fuck,�bro?
243
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,856
(polka�music�playing)
244
00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,226
(polka�music�blaring)
245
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,928
?
246
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,649
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
247
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:09,769
And�if�you're�wondering,�yes,
248
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,503
my�voice�is�just�as
handsome�in�real�life.
249
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,305
Come�to�think�of�it...
250
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,740
Can�I�help�you?
251
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,341
Can't�even�tell�the�difference.
252
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,477
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
...I'm�always�literally�there.
253
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,014
Weird�clone.
Where�do�you�hide�the�wires?
254
00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:24,450
I'm�not�a�clone,�you�idiot.
255
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,519
It's�me,�Roger.
256
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,653
That's�something
a�clone�would�say.
257
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,256
Would�a�clone�do�this?
258
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,359
(vocalizing�in�high�pitch)
259
00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,795
According
to�my�research,�yes.
260
00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,799
You're�just�here
earlier�than�expected.
261
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,666
Ah,�put�the�damn
graph�away,�Lips.
262
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:44,002
I�can�be�in�two�places�at
the�same�time,
263
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,805
thanks�to�ThinkStink.
264
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:48,473
Okay,�good.�I�thought
my�predictions�were�off.
265
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:52,978
(staff�laughing)
266
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,414
-�Roger:�What's�so�funny?
-�Shh...
267
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,682
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
So,�I'm�trying�to�fight�off
268
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,151
a�sneeze,�but�the�guy�thinks
I'm�pointing�to�the�road
269
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,287
with�my�lips.
270
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,589
(all�laughing)
271
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,459
I�taught�that�Roger
everything�he�knows.
272
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,961
Yeah,�but�this�Roger's�better.
273
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,429
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Here's�Timmy�and�the�Takeovers
274
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,998
with�their�hit�song,
275
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,367
"They�Like�Me
Better�Than�You".
276
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,504
You�got�that�right.
277
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:22,408
(country�rock�playing
on�radio)
278
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,242
Paul:�Stephen�Harper!
(voice�echoing)
279
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,512
Come�out!
280
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,881
Well,�I�tried.
281
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,685
What�the�fuck?
No,�no,�no,�no,�no,�no.
282
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,922
Stephen�Harper!
283
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,959
No!
(sobbing)
284
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,528
No!�Stephen�Harper!
285
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,598
I�should�have
been�nicer�to�you!
286
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,200
Oh,�my�God!
You�were�the�best�cuck-�no!
287
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:52,371
You�were�the�greatest
cuck�anyone�could�ask�for!
288
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,039
Stephen�Harper:
Paul!
289
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,041
Did�you�mean�that?
290
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:59,145
How�dare�you�make�me
think�that�you�were�dead!
291
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,045
I'm�sorry.�I�was�just
trying�to�find�your�sandwich.
292
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:01,679
Paul:
Forget�the�sandwich.
293
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,949
We�gotta�get�you�home.
294
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,650
Okay,�then.
Just�let�me�grab�my�things.
295
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,587
(gasping)
What?
296
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,588
We're�not
gonna�fit�in�there.
297
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,825
Stephen�Harper:
Come�on�in.�Come�on.
298
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:20,132
One�stick�a�gun,�please?
299
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:23,202
?
300
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:27,506
?�Is�it�me?�Or�is�she�Cree?�?
301
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:31,343
?�I�say�"mn'ehh",
she�says�"eeee"�?
302
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:36,415
?�But�my�heart
is�in�mutiny�?
303
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:39,752
?�A�barge�captain
so�greasy�?
304
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:44,023
?�That's�why�I�sing,
so�mokabee�?
305
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,326
?�Stuffing�my�face
with�Loosies�?
306
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:52,832
?�Is�she�too�deadly�for�me?�?
307
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:57,536
?�For�me...�bro?�?
308
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:58,704
Still�no�gum?
309
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,973
Uh,�no,�man.
310
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,474
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
So�if�you're�on�the�road,
311
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,545
pick�him�up.
312
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,347
Anyway,�it's�time�for
a�good�old-fashioned�contest.
313
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,417
Contest?
314
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,687
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
The�first�five�people
315
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,687
to�name�a�city�that�starts�with
any�letter�from�the�alphabet
316
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,224
will�get�$100
from�my�own�pocket.
317
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,357
I�don't�have
that�kind�of�money.
318
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,027
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
You�know�what?
319
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,929
Make�that�$200.
320
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,298
No!�No,�no,�no,�no,
no,�no,�no.
321
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,267
(all�shouting�indistinctly)
322
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,804
(gasping)
323
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,039
Damn�you,�ThinkStink!
324
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:36,709
(crowd�continue
shouting�indistinctly)
325
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,978
Paul:
This�is�way�bigger�inside.
326
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,580
And�you�have�cable?
327
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,314
I�did�find�a�sandwich,
by�the�way,
328
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,883
but�it�wasn't
the�right�bread.
329
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,553
You�found
an�actual�sandwich?
330
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,320
But�we�should
probably�leave�it.
331
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,056
Yeah,�you're�right,
332
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,724
in�case�the�original
owner�comes�back�for�it.
333
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,359
But,�I�mean,
how�long�would�we�wait
334
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,762
before�we�let�them�do�that?
335
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,229
Forget�about�the�sandwich.
336
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,634
Moose�meat?
Blueberries?
337
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,736
Man,�I�can't�believe
338
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,672
that�you�did
all�of�this�in�just�one�night.
339
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:10,174
It's�not�the�first�time�I've
lived�alone�in�the�bush,�Paul.
340
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,542
Wow,
we're�really�far�out�here.
341
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,013
Hey,�is�that
a�squirrel�over�there?
342
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,914
I�bet�it�would
make�a�great�pet.
343
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,615
Want�to�come�up
with�names�with�me?
344
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:18,716
I'll�start.
Christopher.
345
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,686
No,�wait.�Christine.
346
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,854
There's�no�rules�that
squirrels�can't�be�girls.
347
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,291
Squirrels.�Girls.�Curls-
348
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,293
Hey,�you�know�what?
349
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,526
I�think�I�left�my�sandwich
back�in�the�muskeg.
350
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:31,697
Oh.�Oh,�hey,�uh,�why�don't
you�go�find�it�for�us?
351
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:34,033
Sure�thing.
See�ya,�Mom�and�Dad.
352
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,134
I�searched�for�days
and�days�for�that�sandwich,
353
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,070
but�I�never�found�it.
354
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,808
But�I�did�find�you�guys.
Remember?
355
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,809
(sniffing)
356
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,313
Cousin�Leon
sold�us�oregano,�bro.
357
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:48,981
Fucking�Cousin�Leon,�man!
358
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,951
Yeah,�man.
He's�going�to�get�it!
359
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,617
-�God...
-�Stephen�Harper:�Hey,�guys.
360
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,852
Can�we�be�friends?
361
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,453
Who�is�you,�you�pasty�kid?
362
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,157
Name's�Stephen�Harper.
363
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,892
Cool�name,�bro.
364
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:00,625
Hopefully�nobody
comes�along�and�ruins�it.
365
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,529
Hey,�look,�a�squirrel.
366
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,730
I've�been�trying�to
catch�one�for�months�now.
367
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,498
Man,�are�they�fast.
They�bite�pretty�hard,�too.
368
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:12,237
You�know�what�else�is�fast?
Sharks,�bears,�weasels.
369
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,872
Did�I�say�bears?
370
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:14,505
There�was�no�sandwich.
371
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,542
What?
372
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,210
I�made�it�up.
373
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,979
PJ�called�you�dad,
374
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,347
so�I�drove�you
out�here�and�I�left�you.
375
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,149
-�For�good?
-�Yep.
376
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,616
Even�worse,
I�told�everybody�back�home
377
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,988
that�you�were�eaten�by�wolves.
378
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:32,891
Anyway,�come�on.
Let's�head�'er�back.
379
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,258
(Stephen�Harper�crying)
380
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,760
Stephen�Harper!�Come�back!
381
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,761
-�Stephen�Harper:�No.
-�Come�back!
382
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:40,065
(sighing)
383
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:40,965
Dean:�Gale!
384
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,235
-�Oh!
-�You�fuckin'�creeper!
385
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,737
Fok!
386
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:45,737
Dean.
387
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:50,209
Hey.�I�just�wanted�to�talk.
Oh...
388
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,779
-�What�do�you�want?
-�(breathing�heavily)
389
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,348
I...
390
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,618
When�I�saw�you
with�Leon,�I�felt...
391
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,621
-�Never�mind.
-�What?
392
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,056
I�like�you.
393
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,426
Well,�I�have�to�confess,
394
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,461
I�was�a�little�hurt�when�you
told�Leon�we�were�just�bros.
395
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,363
And�I�was�hurt
when�you�dated�him.
396
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,134
I�just�did�that
to�make�you�feel�jealous.
397
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,969
So,�you�don't�like�him?
398
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,172
No,�Dean.
I�like�you.
399
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,075
Oh,�Gale...
400
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,144
-�Dean.
-�Gale...
401
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,614
Mn'ehh.
402
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,316
?
403
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,153
?�She�steered�my�heart�?
404
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,156
?�Like�a�midnight�barge�?
405
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,092
?�Ran�it�aground�?
406
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,594
?�With�Dean�in�charge�?
407
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:46,432
?�And�now,�I'm�nothing�?
408
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,068
?�But�a�fool�at�large�?
409
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,469
?�A�fucking�fool�?
410
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:54,573
?�At�large�?
411
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,645
Come�back!�Rose�needs�you!
412
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:03,182
My�mom�needs�you!
413
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,583
I�need�you!
414
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,953
I�said�it!
Are�you�happy?!
415
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,523
(wolves�growling)
416
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:15,194
(growling)
417
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,198
-�(wolves�growling)
-�It's�okay.
418
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,968
You�don't�have�to�eat�me.
Good�boys.
419
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:27,473
You�don't�wanna�eat�me.
I�taste�terrible.
420
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,073
-�Oh,�no.
-�(wolves�growling)
421
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:34,313
How�ironic�-�killed�by�my
favourite�activity...
422
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,814
eating.
423
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,314
Shadow�Tooth!�Moon�Moon!
Maajaan!
424
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,650
(howling)
425
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:41,920
We�go�way�back.
426
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,356
You...�saved�my�life.
427
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,425
You�would've�been�all�right.
428
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,391
They�just�didn't�like
how�you�were�treating�me.
429
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,028
Man,�I'm�sorry,
Stephen�Harper.
430
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:55,234
It's�okay.�You�did
what�my�parents�never�did...
431
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,969
you�came�back.
432
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,440
(groaning)
433
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,340
We�should�probably�get�going.
434
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,510
Agnes�and�Rose
must�be�worried.
435
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,545
Come�on.�Let's�go.
436
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,416
Stephen�Harper:�Oh,�berries.
I�love�berries.
437
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,618
Do�you�love�berries?
Of�course�you�love�berries.
438
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,453
You�know�that�I�know�that
that's�a�trick�question.
439
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,521
Paul:�Man,�shut�the�fuck�up,
Stephen�Harper!
440
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,388
I�hate�you�so�much!
441
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,125
Stephen�Harper:
You�got�it,�Paul.
442
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,960
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
What�are�you�doing,�Roger?
443
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,564
You're�out�of�control,
ThinkStink.
444
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,298
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Don't�do�this�to�me.
445
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,401
I�mean...�us.
446
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,537
There�can�only�be�one�Roger,
447
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,107
and�if�that�means
no�pee�breaks,�so�be�it.
448
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,196
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Wait!
449
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,244
We're�meant�to�be�together,
George�and�Tammy.
450
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,714
Nice�try.
You're�just�saying�that.
451
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,783
(chuckling)
452
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,984
ThinkStink�(Roger's�voice:)
Nice�try�right�back.
453
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,820
I�run�on�battery.
454
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,889
Oh,�yeah?
455
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,761
Piss�off!
456
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,595
(ThinkStink's�voice�glitching:)
Handsome.
457
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,398
Point-�point-�pointing�lips.
458
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,601
Three�hundred�dollars...
(voice�distorting)
459
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,606
Who's�the�good�Roger�now?
460
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,247
Hey,�Cousin�Leon,
461
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,277
you�know�how
you're�dating�Gale?
462
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,517
Yeah,�man.
463
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,085
Well...�now,�I'm�dating�her.
464
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,087
Yeah,�man.
465
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,923
You�ain't�mad?
466
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,124
No�way.
467
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,627
For�real?
468
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,128
We�had�one�date.
We're�both�adults.
469
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,532
True.
470
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,468
Plus,
your�first�name�is�Dean.
471
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,970
I'm�just�a�middle�name�Dean.
It�wasn't�meant�to�be.
472
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,240
Oh,�man!�That's�a�huge�relief.
I�thought�you'd�be�pissed.
473
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,677
You�believed�in�me
when�nobody�else�would.
474
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:47,446
Bro�cousins?
475
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,481
Bro�cousins.
476
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,658
and�bonding�for�weeks.
,�we've�been�hanging�out
477
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:03,528
PJ,�tell�me�who�this�is.
478
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,331
Ni�maamaa.
479
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,033
All:�Aww!
480
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,901
Paul:�Good�boy!
481
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:14,072
Okay,�PJ,�tell�me�who�I�am.
482
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:17,709
(heart�beating)
483
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:19,444
Ni�paapaa.
484
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,646
-�(Rose�gasping)
-�Stephen�Harper:�Attaboy.
485
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,016
I�wonder�what�he�calls�me�now.
486
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,084
Fuck�off,�Stephen�Harper.
487
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:26,817
(all�laughing)
488
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:31,156
(polka�music�playing)
489
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:39,865
?
490
00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:44,465
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