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thank you so much somehow

A million years, a million years.

The one blonde chick, she's so annoying.

She's so hot.

Let's see what else is on TV, cooking, fishing.

I like this comedy channel, this is cool.

Hi mom.

Hi honey.

You're not my friend from school.

Hi.

How are you?

Hi, how are you doing?

You wanna come meet us?

Yeah, of course, baby.

Love to meet your friend from school.

Hi.

Miss Waters, nice to meet you.

I'm Nicky, very pleasure to meet you.

Rory, you look so happy.

Thank you, mom.

Isn't he cute?

I'm really proud of him.

He's a nice young buck.

You have to ditch yourself this time.

Shucks.

But you better take care of my stepdaughter, Rory.

Do you understand me?

I'll take good care of her, of course.

All right.

I'll take good care of her.

You guys, do whatever you're doing.

You guys want something, a sandwich or something?

Yeah, we're gonna go off to my room, mom.

All right, my pleasure.

I'll make you guys some food.

Awesome.

Your mom's really nice.

Let me treat you.

Yeah, she's hot, huh?

She's pretty.

Oh my God, that was so perfect.

You hit it off great with my mom.

Oh, she's sweet.

Now I have you alone in my room.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah.

It's a nice place.

Whoa, Rory, calm down.

No.

Well, we're all alone here now, so we can play.

I mean, yeah, but like, play like, help.

You came over, right?

Yeah, but like, hey, take it slow, will you?

We don't do this, all right?

Like, my youth pastor would be really,

really disappointed in me.

Don't be such a prude, Nicky, come on.

You have me alone in my room.

My mom's in the other room,

and that means that we can finally play.

Yeah, I thought we were gonna play a board game

or something, Jesus.

Oh, don't worry.

If you don't, Nicky, if you don't do everything,

God's not gonna be mad at you.

God will be pretty upset.

You know, he's watching right now.

No, he's watching other things right now.

Will he peek at it?

Peek at it?

I'm like, no, it's not supposed to be doing this.

My youth pastor would be so steamed.

Yeah.

Come on.

Oh my God.

Just let me, just let me just see it.

Was that so hard?

Nicky, it's so nice.

Come on, this is not, this is not appropriate, Rory.

Can I taste it now?

No, absolutely not, you can't taste it.

No, this goes against everything I believe in.

You can't do that.

Look, if you're not penetrating me, it's okay.

So, I think I should have that in my mouth now.

As long as we're not actually having sex,

I guess it's okay.

It's okay?

Just, I cannot let my minister know this.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Wow, I can't believe you're trying to keep this from me.

I can't believe I waited for this.

Wow, this is really, oh my goodness.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow, you can't do that.

This is better than the pasta you had.

Oh, goodness gracious.

Oh, god.

I told you it'd be okay.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh my god. We really shouldn't be doing this. It's so good. We really shouldn't be doing this.

It feels good, doesn't it?

It's so good.

Oh my god. It's freaking good.

It's so good.

Oh god.

I told you you'd be okay.

It's really good.

Oh my gosh.

I'm gonna need some more chocolate.

It's so good.

Oh my god.

It's so good.

Oh my god.

I've never felt anything like this before.

Oh my god.

Rory, from the looks of it, you're gonna need some more practice.

I knew we shouldn't be doing this. It's so good. It's so good.

Fuck.

These horny kids.

Back to my shows.

Oh my god. I'm so sorry. I'm just gonna go. I actually gotta go.

Okay.

You're the fucking worst. You ruined everything.

Just like with dad.

Nick! Nicky!

Can't win for losing.

This looks like Nicky's dick.

This is some way I can get his ex back over here.

Rory's phone.

Maybe I can get him over here.

Let me give this boy a call.

Hi. Is this Nicky?

Hi Nicky. This is Ms. Waters, Rory's mom.

Yeah, so I really feel bad about the situation the other day.

And I was just wondering, do you think you have time to come by right now and let's have a talk in person?

Because, you know, you didn't do anything wrong at all.

And I would like a chance to make it up to you and just make you feel better about the situation if you don't mind.

Thank you. I would really appreciate it. I'll see you in a couple minutes.

Alright.

Oil.

Let's see what I can do with him when he gets here.

It must be Nicky.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Do you want me to come over here?

Yeah, come in and have a seat.

Okay.

Don't give me that face. You know, you need to relax and I don't want you to feel bad about what happened the other day at all.

Listen Nicky, I wanted to talk to you about what happened the other day.

Oh, I don't even want to think about it to be honest. I'm so embarrassed.

Don't be embarrassed. It's completely normal for people to have sex, by the way.

I'm supposed to wait until marriage though.

I understand where you're coming from, but people will fool around all the time who are in love before they get married.

But I do want to apologize for walking in and startling you and making you feel uncomfortable.

Uncomfortable? I've seen that.

You...

I'm going to hell.

You're not going to hell, honey.

I do though understand where you're coming from with the church, you know.

But I want you to take it from somebody who's had lots of sexual experiences.

Listen, it is okay to do everything you were doing.

I'm not judging. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not mad at you.

You guys can continue to have the relationship you have.

I don't know. I feel like I just need to break up with her altogether.

No, no, no, no. You should never do that.

You should never do that. She likes you so much.

She does.

Oh my god, she's so... She really likes you and she's really mad about what I did.

So that's why, you know... But I wanted... That's why I called you, but I also...

Are you open to learning something?

Well, yeah, of course.

You sure?

Learning is important.

You trust me?

Sure.

To teach you?

What does this want to teach me?

I want to teach you how to properly take care of Rory.

Okay.

So I'm going to come over here and I'm going to show you and just follow my lead, okay?

Okay.

Okay, so first things first, you're going to learn how to touch a woman.

How to touch a woman?

So reach around and place your hands.

Oh, I should.

I should.

It's just... You said you trust me.

Just listen and learn.

Reach around.

Lay you softly.

Okay.

There you go.

Feel the boobs. Say like a little massage, you know.

Wow, that's really big.

Mm-hmm.

There you go. You know, the little nipples. Make sure.

There you go. See?

Like that?

Mm-hmm.

So, like this, Ms. Waters?

Mm-hmm.

You're doing so great.

Am I?

Mm-hmm. This feels amazing.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Are you ready to learn the second part?

There's a second part?

There's a couple parts.

But do you want to learn the second part?

Sure, okay.

Whatever you think will help.

I'm going to get more comfortable.

And have a seat.

Oh my God.

Have a seat.

Okay, um...

I'm going to move this way for you.

And what you do is you put your face right in there.

And you use your tongue.

Use my tongue?

You put your tongue right on the little spot.

And lick.

Okay.

Lick like a stamp.

Like a stamp?

Get closer.

There you go. Get in it.

Ah, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Like this?

Yeah, keep going.

That's so good.

Oh, you're really good at that.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

A little bit lower.

You're doing perfect.

Oh, yeah.

That's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, a little bit harder.

All right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

You're so good at making me come.

You're doing a good job.

You're doing a great job.

Keep doing it.

Oh, yeah.

A little bit lower.

All right there, yeah.

Go a little bit softer.

A little softer?

Yeah.

Maybe take one of your fingers

and insert it in me.

It goes right there.

It's tight.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, back and forth.

Like you too?

Yes, same time.

Okay.

Just like that.

Mm, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

A little bit harder.

Oh, right there.

That's exactly how you do it.

All right, slow down a little bit.

Really good at this.

Okay.

All right, now just lick it.

You don't need to use your finger anymore.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

That's good.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna do the back a little bit more.

Mm.

Yeah, just keep licking right there.

A little bit harder.

Oh, yeah.

A little bit lower.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Ooh.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, don't stop.

Yeah, definitely don't stop.

Oh, here we go.

A little bit harder.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, my God.

Keep licking.

Yeah, keep licking.

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't stop.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay, okay.

Are you all right?

Glad to see you.

No, honey.

Oh, I just came.

Oh, my God.

It's amazing.

Really?

Yeah.

Now, your turn.

Let me show you how.

It's properly done.

Maybe you can tell me who's better.

Me or Lori?

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

Let me help you out of these.

Actually, you'll lose this, too.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

You just gotta use less spit.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Really good at this, Mrs. Waters.

Oh, I've had a little bit of experience in my time.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

Mm.

I'm proud of titties.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Right between my big boobies.

Right between...

Mm-hmm.

How does that feel?

Oh, my God.

This is almost what it's gonna feel like when you have sex.

Hopefully it's tighter, though.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

You like the way that feels?

That's really good.

It's like a nice tight sleeve on it.

Oh, wow.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

I'm just gonna make sure that it stays wet when you do that.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Uh-huh.

Wow.

Oh, for fuck...

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

It's really getting in there, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, God.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, this...

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

It feels really...

You're really...

Really good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm.

Yeah?

Oh, my God.

Mixed feelings?

Mm.

Building up inside your body?

Yes, you could say that.

You're gonna like the ending.

Mm.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Oh, God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, he got a pulse in there.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Let me get more comfortable.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What the fuck?

Nick, mom!

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm so sorry.

What are you doing?

You knew me the other day and now you're...

What the...

Oh, my God.

Did you not explain to me what you're doing with my boyfriend?

I'm so sorry, Rory.

I...

I was getting him ready for you.

Oh, my God.

Rory, you've got to calm down for real.

For real.

Just calm down.

Yeah, I did this for you, Rory.

Like, I did this for you.

This was no mean...

Let's hear it.

This was not for me. I had to teach him so he can make sure that he treats you right.

Come on.

I'm a better teacher than me.

I mean, I guess he didn't know anything.

You taught him.

I taught him.

He's really good at licking the box.

Oh.

You know, that's kind of sweet. I guess I can't be mad at you, mom.

Look, I love you.

And I just want the best for you.

And he's a good boy.

But we do have a problem now in our hands.

I know that you're horny as you always are.

And so...

And you just scared my boyfriend away for the second time.

Actually, you scared him away.

So we need to get him back here.

And I have an idea how to get Stud Muffin back here.

Why don't you give him a call?

And we'll apologize.

But we should definitely bring him over for both of us.

Yeah.

Okay, let's call him together.

Okay, good.

Now that we got him on the way over here,

I guess we're going to have to come up with some sort of a plan of action.

Right.

Yeah, what exactly did you teach him for?

Well, I kind of

asked him who was better at giving head,

me or you.

He didn't answer me.

So we have to do that and get that out of him.

I want to know who's better, mom or daughter.

Then I taught him how to eat pussy.

And he was really good.

He was really good at it.

I think he likes it.

Okay, great.

So some face-sitting.

I didn't fuck him though.

You walked in when I

was giving him a blowjob.

Oh, awesome.

That means that I can take his virginity.

Yes, of course.

Thank you, mom.

This is going to be so much fun.

He doesn't even know what he's in for with us.

Yeah, that's true.

We got to teach him all about these family values.

I'm so excited that we invited him over.

Me too.

I think he's going to enjoy this.

By the way,

maybe we should

you know,

get things started.

I was just thinking that.

You're so naughty.

Well, I mean, since he's on his way.

Why don't you

No point in wasting time.

Right.

Why don't you sit on my face?

Yeah, why don't you lay down, mom?

Let me put my pussy on your face.

Mom, your pussy is so cute.

This is what you taught him, right?

You told him to lick it up.

Oh, that's a nice wet now.

This tastes so good.

You're getting so wet.

You too, mom.

You're good and ready.

Such a nice wet hole.

Such a nice wet hole.

Did I just walk in?

Come on in.

Have a seat.

I don't know if I should.

Have a seat.

We were just warming up for you.

Warming up?

Yeah, so

I wanted to bring you over here

so we can both

tell you that

we wanted to give you a little

surprise today.

We wanted to clear the air.

There's no hard feelings or anything, actually.

We're kind of closer

than ever.

Than we've ever been.

I remember how I was

teaching you how to please a woman

and everything you needed to do.

I kind of wanted you to try it on

on Rory.

Right now.

Now we're going to put all the lessons to use.

So why don't you

remember the second lesson

I taught you about how to

lick that down there?

Yeah, I remember.

It's okay, I'm telling you.

Sex is perfectly

normal and we've been

closer than we've ever been.

We want you to have a good time with us.

Especially for your first time.

I'm so going to hell.

It's okay, babe.

It's okay, it's with people you love.

Okay.

So.

Exactly how I taught you.

Do it to her, though.

There you go.

Yeah.

Oh.

It tastes good.

Yeah, just like that.

Lick it.

There you go.

You got to get it nice and wet.

Because what we're about to do next

is something we haven't learned yet.

I'm going to show you. Just keep licking.

Get her all nice and ready.

Use that tongue technique

you taught me about.

How's that feeling, honey?

Feels great.

You taught my boyfriend so good.

I know. He feels amazing.

How do you like that, Nick?

How's my pussy, baby?

It tastes really good.

Keep licking.

You got to get her all ready.

Just like Mama showed you.

Don't forget we should find out who the winner of that contest is.

Contest?

How silly.

Yeah, we wanted to see who was better

at sucking your dick,

me or my girl.

Okay.

Oh.

Yeah, do it just like that.

Don't forget to use that finger.

Oh, God.

Isn't that amazing?

Thank you so much, Mama.

Oh, thank God.

How's it feeling?

So good.

He's so good at that.

You got to get in there.

I bet you're getting so wet.

I think she's going to come.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I got you.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you look so good.

Thank you, my pussy.

It's okay. You can let it all out.

Yes, Nicky.

Yes.

Oh, keep going.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that looks so good.

Oh.

Oh, come on.

Oh, yes.

Get me right there. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Nicky.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that looks so nice.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Good job, Nicky.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Isn't he amazing?

Oh, my God. I got me so lightheaded.

Dad, you did a good job.

You did a good job, Nicky.

It's your turn, Nicky.

My turn?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Let's get you.

Okay.

Yeah, get those things off of you.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Now, let us know who's better.

Go ahead, honey, first.

Okay.

I'm gonna pour some water.

I'm gonna pour some water.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

See?

All right?

Oh, my God.

I used to be better like that.

You know what?

Mm-hm.

All the way down.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oh, yeah, that's awesome.

This is amazing.

How does it feel in my mom's mouth when you're coughing?

It's really good.

Let's put both our mouths on it.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Suck that dick, suck that dick.

Do you want to put your big titties on it?

Yes.

Let's get those things on here.

Oh my god.

Are you okay, Nikki?

I'm so, so okay.

You're doing so good.

Are you okay, baby?

Are you okay, baby?

Some of those balls.

You're so good.

We'll go see where you learned it from.

Is it good?

Who's better?

Who's better?

I can't do it.

It's a tie.

It's okay, we know we're both great.

Especially together. Oh my god.

He likes it.

It's so much fun.

Don't you think it's time for...

Yeah?

Why don't you go over there?

Cut for what?

We're gonna put it in her.

I don't know if I'm ready.

Come on, babe.

You're ready.

It'll be okay, I'll show you.

She's really good.

She'll coach us through it.

Lean over for me, baby.

Come up.

Okay.

Get on your knees.

You want me like this?

Yeah.

I'm gonna take my shirt off, alright?

It's fine, honey.

Yeah?

Get it wet?

Gotta get it nice and wet.

There we go.

But you stick it in her hole.

Which hole am I putting it in?

You have to get on this side of the thing.

Look, this is not where it goes today because they're now.

Okay.

Let me open it for you.

What is that like?

Oh my god.

There you go.

Good.

How's it feel?

It feels pretty good.

Yeah, you like it?

Wow.

Just do it just like that.

Just like this?

Mm-hmm.

It feels good.

Oh my god, thank you.

It looks so good.

I'm hoping you'll fuck me.

I know.

You got your face.

Yes.

Oh, that looks so nice.

Mm-hmm.

Let me taste it.

Can I pull it out?

Let me put it back in my mouth.

Oh my god.

How's my pussy taste?

Amazing.

There you go.

Put it right back in.

Should we get it in the right one?

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Lean under here.

There's so much.

So many people I love.

I'm going to hell.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

I'm making my baby feel good.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck my pussy, Nikki.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

My pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Let's see.

Oh, yeah, fucker.

Yeah.

Oh my god, he's doing such a good job.

It looks like it.

It's amazing.

Oh my god.

I'm going to try it next.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

You're going to make me cum.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Nikki, are you ready to switch?

Try some more.

Oh my god.

Okay, sure.

My turn.

Okay, like this.

And then you can...

Okay.

I'm back.

Yeah, go ahead.

Put it in my mom.

Right there, just like that.

Oh my god, yes.

Fuck her pussy.

Yeah, how's his dick feel?

It feels so good.

Fuck her like you fucked me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll thrust it into my mom, babe.

Oh my god.

Oh, baby.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Give her that dick, babe.

Oh my god.

She's really good.

Oh my god.

Isn't she such a good fuck?

Oh my god.

Such a good fuck.

I learned everything I know from her.

Everything?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Can you turn over?

Okay.

Yeah.

Try doggy style.

I got you.

He has to do it.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

You like that position?

Oh my god.

He's got such a nice dick.

You're so lucky.

Thank you for helping me train him.

Yeah.

Thrust training is me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yes.

That's so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You're gonna make this so good.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna come.

Oh yeah.

Come on and stick.

Come on and stick, mom.

Make her come.

Come here, Nikki.

Yeah.

Oh yes.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Oh my god, Nikki.

You just made my not mom come.

Is it normal for her to get so tight when she comes?

I mean, you're doing a good job.

You should rock him.

Yeah.

If you make me come.

I guess.

Lay down, babe.

Okay.

Yeah.

Right there.

Yeah.

Yeah, slide it into me.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Oh my god.

Again on his face.

On his face.

On his face.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, that's so good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, you're so good at it.

Oh, you're so good at it, Nicky.

Oh my god.

Oh, so good.

I want to come in his pocket.

You're going to make me come.

Oh my god, make me come.

You're going to make me come.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, that's so good.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Baby, you did such a good job of making us come.

Mom, don't you think it's time for us to make him come?

Yeah, we should.

You ready for your turn?

Okay.

Give it to us, just let it out.

Oh my god.

Just let it out, give it to us, hold our faces.

Yes.

Oh my god, that's perfect.

Thanks for teaching me.

I'm going to have to go to confession after this.

Welcome to the family, Nicky.

Oh my god, what have I done?

I've got to get out of here.

I've got to get out of here.

I did something bad.

We'll see you later, honey.

See ya.

Yeah, we'll be back.

To Be Continued