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Pilot
Young & Hungry (720p) S01E01 [KoTuWa]
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( doorbell ringing ♩ )
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Hi, I'm gabi diamond,
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I'm here to interview for
the private chef position.
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Because I only had enough
money to park for 12 minutes.
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Then you need
to hustle, honey,
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'cause you can't use
the front door.
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You need to use
the service entrance.
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Where is that--
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Please tell me this is
the service entrance.
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It's right down the hall
next to the trash chute.
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- Okay.
- Uh...
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And as long as
you're going that way.
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( panting )
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Is this it?
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'cause I'm down
to 11 minutes.
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You found it.
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Follow me.
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( gasping )
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Wow, this place
is amazing!
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Look at
the golden gate bridge!
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You're so close
you can make eye contact
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With the people
stuck in traffic.
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You're almost home!
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Oh, hi, we're just
finishing up here.
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So, shh!
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Oh, okay, I'll just
be over here.
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I won't say another word.
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Now, mr. Voltaggio--
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Oh, my god!
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Chef michael voltaggio?!
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I am such
a huge fan.
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Thanks.
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You know he won
"top chef," right?
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Personally,
I think he could win
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"america's next
top model chef."
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I'd audition
for that show.
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And bring home a trophy!
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What are you doing here?
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Just, uh, interviewing
for the chef job.
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Oh!
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Uh-oh.
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Thanks for
coming in, michael.
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You'll be hearing
from us very soon.
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Possibly on the way
to your car.
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Well, as you can see,
the position's filled.
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So, buh-bye.
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Wait, wait,
wait, wait, okay.
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So I didn't
win "top chef,"
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And I don't have
any awards.
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Heck, I don't even
have a boyfriend.
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But you know
what I do have?
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Lots and lots of debt.
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Which means I'll be available
to cook for your boss 24/7.
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By the way, I'm gabi.
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Yes, you are.
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And you are elliot park.
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Mr. Kaminski's publicist,
slash right-hand man, slash
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How lucky is he
to have you?
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Congratulations,
you can google.
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Is that a sub-zero?
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Oh, last time I saw
this much stainless steel
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I was getting
a pap smear.
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Hey, everybody,
I'm home.
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Josh, you look
fantastic.
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Who travels 10 hours
and looks this good?
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Ha-ha, you!
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How was your trip?
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Ah, china was awesome.
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Only problem is
you open a business there,
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An hour later you want
to open up another one.
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( laughing )
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( exaggerated laughter )
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- Elliot.
- Okay.
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Ah, wait until you see
what I bought.
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It's a ring for caroline.
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( gasping )
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Check it out.
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Oh, my god,
it's gorgeous.
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Isn't it?
Elliot, who's this?
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Uh, hopefully
your new chef if I'm lucky.
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We're hiring
a real chef,
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One with credentials
and awards...
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...And tattoos.
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Well, where is he,
'cause I'm starving.
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Uh, well, I can
make you something.
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You're not the chef!
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She's not the chef!
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But I am here,
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And I know exactly
what you want to eat.
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Because I am
a food mind reader.
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It's one of
my superpowers.
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So is driving
without insurance.
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Grilled cheese?!
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This looks...
Fantastic.
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- Mmm.
- ( chair hissing )
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It's so ooey-gooey.
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You know what?
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Forget the other guy,
you're hired.
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- ( squealing )
- elliot: What?!
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What-- for making
grilled cheese?!
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It doesn't count if the name
of the food is the recipe.
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I'm going with my gut
on this one.
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And my gut is loving it.
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But your gut hasn't met
michael voltaggio.
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At least have her
make a trial dinner!
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That's fine,
I'm not afraid of a trial.
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'cause I'm innocent and my food
will be proven delish.
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So, what do you
want me to make?
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Well, I'm proposing
to my girlfriend on Friday,
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And everything's
gotta be amazing.
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She's cultured and gorgeous
and way out of my league.
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Can you make a dinner
that'll make her say yes?
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Oh, I'm gonna
do better than that.
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I'm gonna make her say,
"yes! Yes! Yes!"
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( gasping )
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Six bags of groceries.
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You either
got the job,
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Or did you finally
clean out your car?
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No, I got it...
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...In an almost-y
kind of way.
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I just have to
make a trial dinner
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And if that goes well,
I get the job!
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And if that goes well,
I get promoted!
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( shrieking )
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Wait, what?
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If I bring josh kaminski
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And his rich friends
in as clients
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To garber,
stukenbaker and rizz...
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...They'll change the name
to garber, stukenbaker,
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Rizz... And rodriguez.
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Well, he's going to propose
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To his high-society
girlfriend during the meal
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And my food has to make her
wanna say yes.
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I mean, sofia,
what if I screw this up?
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Uh, stop that.
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You've got to be confident,
okay, like I am at work.
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When I deal with
the partners,
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I don't second-guess myself.
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I March right into
a meeting.
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I look 'em straight
in the eye, and I say,
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"here's your coffee."
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And nobody has to tell me
how they want it, no!
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Gary wants cream,
shirley wants sugar and...
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Bob wants to stare
at my boobs.
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Confidence, boom!
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Yeah... Yeah!
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In the kitchen,
I have it together.
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And mr. Kaminski
knows that
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Because look
what he gave me.
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Uh... A black amex?
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( sighing )
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You know what they say, once you
go black, you never go back.
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♫ I've got this job in the bag,
doo-dah, doo-dah ♪
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♪ you're gonna get
replaced real soon ♫
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♫ all the doo-dah day
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Elliot, what is that?
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The backup meal
for tonight,
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Compliments of
our future chef
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Michael voltaggio.
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You do not
need a backup.
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( sniffing )
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That smells really good.
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No, you know what,
it doesn't matter because...
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Boom!
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Bravo, you set a table.
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And made cornish
game hen
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With gorgonzola
caramelized pears,
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And truffle
mashed potatoes,
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And a big side dish
of bite me.
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Both:
Oh, my god,
you look so handsome!
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I mean really,
really handsome.
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Like a god.
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Oh, elliot.
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( chuckling )
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This is my lucky suit.
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I have closed seven
huge deals in this suit.
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Hopefully, tonight
will be number eight.
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But just in case things
aren't going my way,
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I designed this rabbit foot
app for my phone.
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You just kind of rub it.
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You don't need that app
when you have
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All these apps-etizers!
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Ta-da!
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This looks incredible.
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And I found the perfect song
to set the mood, ready?
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( singing along to music )
♪ all I want to get is
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♫ a little bit closer
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♪ all I want to know is
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♫ can you come
a little closer? ♪
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Romance.
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- Tegan and sara!
- Yeah.
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I karaoke to this song
all the time.
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Me too!
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♪ I want you close
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♪ I want you
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♫ I won't treat you
like you're typical ♪
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Look at you.
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Everything looks amazing.
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I mean, this night is going to
knock caroline's socks off.
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If she wore socks.
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She doesn't wear socks,
she has awesome legs.
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She has awesome everything.
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Do you wanna know the most
awesome thing about caroline?
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- What?
- She loves me.
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I was always focused
on work... Till I met her.
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Now I hardly ever
think about developing
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Rich media solutions in flash
and javascript anymore.
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Yeah, I hardly ever
think about that either.
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( phone ringing )
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Ooh, that's her,
ain't she pretty?
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Hey, baby, are you close?
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I can't really hear you,
you're breaking up, hold on.
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Hey, sofia.
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He likes the way it looks,
the music I picked, my singing.
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No matter what happens,
you are a female warrior.
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And it's kill or be killed
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And you have to
come out on top.
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Um, are you watching
"hunger games" again?
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You don't watch
"hunger games,"
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You study it.
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Okay.
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I don't think
she's gonna be
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Getting here
when we expected.
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Oh, well, that's all right.
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I can keep this warm
for an hour.
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You'll have to keep it warm
a little longer than that.
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Caroline wants
to take a break.
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Um...
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Something about
moving too fast
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And not being in control.
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It's kind of hard
to remember her exact words
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When your life is crumbling
in front of you.
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Oh, josh, I am so sorry.
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I'm sorry, gabi,
this dinner's a bust.
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( sighing )
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♪ I have no money for my rent
doo-dah, doo-dah... ♫
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I haven't seen him
this upset
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Since he lost his "star wars"
poster in a poker game.
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I had pocket aces,
I had to go all in.
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On the bright side,
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Your trial dinner
is a disaster.
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Which means you're out,
voltaggio's in.
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But that's not fair.
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No one has it harder
than a pretty blonde girl.
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Every time
josh sees you,
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He's going to be reminded of
the worst night of his life.
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Yay!
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Yolanda, you gotta
help me out here.
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I really need this job.
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Oh, you got it.
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When my son was heartbroken,
I sat him down and I told him--
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Ooh, it's 8:00,
gotta bounce.
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Josh?
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- Josh?
- Ow!
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This hurts so bad!
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It actually
physically hurts.
257
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,501
I know,
I'm really sorry.
258
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,070
Josh, come on.
259
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:49,107
You're smart, you're charming,
you're successful.
260
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:53,078
- You got killer hair.
- I do have killer hair.
261
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,113
Let's drink to that.
262
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,681
Okay.
263
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,984
Oh, there's
the engagement ring.
264
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,655
Wow, it looks
even bigger wet.
265
00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:06,391
I can't believe
it's over.
266
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,426
I just feel so empty.
267
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,431
That's because
you're hungry.
268
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,499
I'm going to
fix you a plate.
269
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:18,470
And I know exactly
what you like.
270
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:20,638
Nothing's gonna
make me feel better.
271
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,107
Not even...
Mashed potatoes?
272
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,509
Mashed potatoes?
273
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,744
With lots of
cream and butter.
274
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,513
I like cream and butter.
275
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,950
Oh, my god,
that's so good.
276
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,585
- Mmm.
- ( sighing )
277
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,723
You're not going to make me
eat alone, are you?
278
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,094
Well, it's kind of
unprofessional.
279
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,597
But I hear the food
here is really good.
280
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,901
To mashed potatoes.
281
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,937
And to my favorite kind
of champagne-- free.
282
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,675
You know what?
283
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,177
This meal kicked ass.
284
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,445
It really
cheered me up.
285
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,980
Well, I knew it would.
286
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,982
When my mom died, I used to
make special meals for my dad
287
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,550
All the time, and it always
cheered him up.
288
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,018
Aw...
289
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,520
I bet you miss
your mom.
290
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:10,054
That must be nice.
291
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:14,125
I see mine
every single day.
292
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,127
Well, my mom
was the best.
293
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:20,064
She taught me to cook, and we
watched julia child together.
294
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,166
I love julia child.
295
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,534
- Really?!
- Yeah.
296
00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:23,902
I studied her
in a business class.
297
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,436
I mean, think about it.
298
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,573
She took her passion
and turned it into an industry.
299
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,809
You know who else
was full of passion?
300
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,177
- Caroline.
- Shh, potatoes.
301
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,444
Mmm.
302
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,015
Yeah, julia child
was my inspiration.
303
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,618
Whenever I'm in a predicament,
I ask, "what would julia do?"
304
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,653
That's why I dropped out
of college.
305
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,854
- Really?
- Um-hm.
306
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:46,925
My first company
for $3.6 million.
307
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,694
Wow, we're so alike!
308
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,462
We both dropped out
of college,
309
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,464
We're both entrepreneurs...
310
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:58,002
Except you're in fortune 500,
and to me, 500 is a fortune.
311
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,003
( chuckling )
312
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,138
It's a play on words.
313
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,574
I'm drunk.
314
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,876
Well, you made
an amazing dinner.
315
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,877
Well, it's not over yet.
316
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,012
Wait till
you see dessert.
317
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,568
Oh, julia wouldn't
have done this.
318
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,179
Oh, my god, I had sex
with my boss.
319
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:49,153
Where is my other shoe?
320
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,055
Damn it, I paid
$19 for those.
321
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,529
Woman:
Yoo-hoo!
322
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,866
Caroline, it's your futuremother-in-law to be.
323
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,938
Gabi?
324
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,673
Oh, my god.
325
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,908
- Did we?
- We did.
326
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:13,544
- Are you sure?
- So sure.
327
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,246
Mother:
Wake up my littlelove birds.
328
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,681
- Holy crap, it's my mom.
- What?!
329
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,749
- You gotta hide.
- No, no--
330
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,083
- Get in the closet!
- What?!
331
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,754
No, no, I am not good
with small spaces.
332
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,022
( shrieking )
333
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,258
You were locked in there?
334
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,295
Until yolanda found me
and let me out.
335
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,965
I had to pee
in one of his shoes.
336
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,033
You what?
337
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,802
I tried to find
the cheapest one.
338
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,271
Well, it's
the cheapest one now.
339
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,842
Gabi, you really
screwed this up.
340
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,210
I know.
341
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:49,580
I wanted to make tarts,
not be one.
342
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,949
I never should've
slept with him.
343
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,018
Uh, you think?
344
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:56,287
I mean, it'll never
go anywhere.
345
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,724
Wait, do you want it
to go somewhere?
346
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:04,195
No, I hate good-looking guys
with tons of money.
347
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,097
I mean, he's way
out of my league.
348
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,600
And the girl he loves
is a fancy chocolate eclair .
349
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,970
You're more like a ho ho
acting like a ding dong.
350
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,974
Snap out of it!
351
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:19,277
Okay, he is your boss, not some
guy you have feelings for.
352
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,613
Yeah, you know what,
you're right.
353
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,048
I don't have feelings.
354
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,016
No feelings.
355
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,751
I have no feelings.
356
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,885
Oh, my god!
357
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,087
You do have feelings.
358
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,055
No, I left
my chef's knives there.
359
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,390
They cost more
than my car.
360
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,292
Well, you better
go get them.
361
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,961
We're going to need them if
we're gonna live on the streets.
362
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,337
Gabi.
363
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,007
Oh, you scared me so bad
when I found you in the closet,
364
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,408
My wig nearly fell off.
365
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,813
I know, about that,
I was just...
366
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,282
Trying to make
josh feel better.
367
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:02,053
You never heard of
sending a muffin basket?
368
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:06,357
Well, in a way,
I guess you did.
369
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,092
Yeah, I know,
I screwed up.
370
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,695
Well, well, well.
371
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,096
Look who's here.
372
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:15,767
The personal chef who got
a little too personal.
373
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,068
What are you
going to make next,
374
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,237
A baby?
375
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,738
I just came
to get my knives.
376
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:25,009
They're on the counter,
next to your dignity.
377
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,278
Now come on,
she's humiliated enough.
378
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,946
Give the girl a break.
379
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,015
Fine, I admit it.
380
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,451
I have been
a little petty.
381
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,054
I guess all I have
left to say is...
382
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,057
♫ I'm calling
michael voltaggio ♪
383
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,758
( doorbell ringing )
384
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:45,863
Care bear.
385
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,099
Jujubee.
386
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,134
I'm really, really sorry
about all of this.
387
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:51,969
Well, you have nothing
to be sorry about.
388
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,172
Yes, I do.
389
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,441
My shrink says
that I create drama.
390
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,810
He says that I'm just so used to
getting everything that I want
391
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:02,280
That sometimes I sabotage
things to create a challenge.
392
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,282
You understand, right?
393
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,020
Nope.
394
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,722
But that's what I love
about you, caroline.
395
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,258
You're mysterious and elusive
and complicated...
396
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,060
And beautiful.
397
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,361
Exactly.
398
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,767
You totally get me.
399
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,269
God, I love you
so much.
400
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,238
I'm sorry I put you
through such hell.
401
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,406
It wasn't that bad.
402
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,342
- I slept with someone else.
- Wow!
403
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,145
I said I sabotage.
404
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,215
Look, it was the worst
14 hours of my life.
405
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,820
Do you hate me, juju?
406
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,325
No.
407
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,527
Not as much
as I hate myself.
408
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,466
I slept with
someone, too.
409
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,336
Seriously?
410
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,072
I mean, not for nearly
as long, but... Yeah.
411
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:04,308
Look-- it was, it was
stupid and meant nothing!
412
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,511
Can you please forgive me?
413
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,248
Well...
414
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,984
It does kind of
turn me on.
415
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,487
God, I have issues.
416
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,158
Does this mean
we can move on?
417
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:24,028
Because I love you,
caroline.
418
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,229
And I want
to marry you.
419
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,231
Oh, juju.
420
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,269
( gasping )
421
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,436
Is that a yes?
422
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:36,307
Yes! It's beautiful!
423
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,475
I'm calling mother.
424
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,118
Gabi?
425
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,219
Hey.
426
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,391
Uh, I was just coming
to get my knives.
427
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,993
Congratulations,
I overheard.
428
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,461
I feel horrible
about all of this.
429
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,197
Oh, me too, I really
didn't mean for us to--
430
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,866
Neither did I!
431
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,434
I'm so sorry, gabi.
432
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,903
Yeah, well...
433
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,339
This was my dream job.
434
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,541
I'm not firing you.
435
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,210
My lawyer
said I couldn't.
436
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,483
I can't stay, that would be
a terrible situation.
437
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:22,119
Would it?
438
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:26,224
I mean, I totally get it
if you don't want to, but...
439
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,260
If you do want to,
the job is yours.
440
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,030
( chuckling )
441
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,365
I don't know
what to do.
442
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,238
What would julia do?
443
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,406
I'll tell you
what she'd do.
444
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,344
She'd take this job.
445
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,512
Julia's no fool.
446
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,513
Right, gabi?
447
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,116
Damn right she would.
448
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,384
I'm in!
449
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,553
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow your roll.
450
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:02,627
That's what got us
into this mess.
451
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,029
- Great talk.
- Yabba-dabba.
452
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,501
Hey...
453
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,602
Ho-oh.
454
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:13,571
Gabi.
455
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,439
Hey, I made you
breakfast in bed.
456
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:19,243
Oh, no, thanks, I already
gorged myself on josh.
457
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,312
( purring )
458
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:32,423
Okay.
459
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:37,228
I just will put this here,
and I will make myself scarce.
460
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,529
My shoe!
461
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,635
Gesundheit.
462
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,306
Thank you.
463
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:48,306
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