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Do you know what you get when you hire a
Party Down catering team?
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At Party Down, we have a simple motto.
It's your party. You deserve to enjoy
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But how are you going to enjoy the party
if you're worried about whether the
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shrimp cocktail's been sitting out too
long, or is there enough ice, or do the
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guests think the party is lame, or are
they stealing stuff, or are they going
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through the medicine cabinet because
they're nosy, or because they think they
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might find something that'll give them a
rockin' buzz?
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I used to do that last thing.
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Not anymore.
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Clean and sober.
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Um, wow, that, that, that is quite a
motto, Mr.
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Donald. Ron Donald.
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Hey,
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okay, no, no, no. Why do they do these
so tight, you know?
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Okay. No, no, no, look at this.
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Clean stick.
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There'll be no frowns today.
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Okay, leave the frowning to us. Hey,
that should be part of our motto. What
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you think?
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Mr. Donald, you are efficient.
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It seems like you've got your client
feedback card already written.
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Okay, people, eyes forward. We got a lot
to cover.
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Chill, buzzkill.
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You ain't my mom's. Oh, they're going to
rip you a new one, T. Okay, people,
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eyes forward.
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Think I am privy to that info?
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Preview. People, eyes. Preview that
info?
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Eyes. That's why they call it the
Palisades, bro.
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Okay, Kyle, you really have to commit to
that moment. Okay. You know what Gene
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Hackman said to me when we were shooting
Lucky Lady? He said you should be
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committed. Constance!
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He got a call back from the Palisades,
Ron. We're running the scene. Oh, hey,
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well, instead of running the scene, how
about we run some bruschetta?
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Is that... Okay, next thing. Oh, racial
sensitivity seminar. I took it. You guys
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should take it. I learned things there
that blew my mind. Yeah, like what?
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Mexican? Not offensive.
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Constance, what do you... What did I
say?
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It's their cheese, not our cheese.
Right, so guest runs out of cheese.
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How are you going to feel about that?
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Terrible.
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Right. So spit it out.
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Last thing.
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Guys, you're going to love this. Poster
said that we can put out the tip, Joe,
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tonight. Oh, come on. I know what you're
going to say. Yeah, let's just take the
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guaranteed 20. Or why don't we bet on
ourselves?
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Bet on success.
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Because we always lose. And maybe we
should try harder. How about that? Try
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harder. Hey!
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There he is!
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Henry Pollard, everybody, huh?
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Okay, come on.
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Yeah,
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Henry and I used to sling derbs back in
the day. Remember that, huh? Before he
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left to become a big star, but now he's
back.
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Where's your shirt?
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I'm sorry?
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Your shirt. Where's your shirt?
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Yeah, yeah, they said a white shirt.
Yeah, so a crisp white shirt.
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Crisp. Crisp. It looks like you were
sleeping in this thing.
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In the forest.
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Sorry. No, I'll tell you what. Okay.
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No worries.
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I got a backup in the van. Wow.
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Team leader, huh, Ron?
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Yeah, a lot can happen in eight years,
my man.
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Yeah.
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a little rusty oh yeah probably no it'll
come back to you
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good lord you haven't changed oh no
unfortunately you though you you look
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different yeah i know all right right
it's neuron yeah yeah the boozing and
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the drinking and the getting the high in
the van i'm done with that you know how
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you were going to be an actor hey you
hey you had a dream uh vaguely yeah well
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now i have a dream I'm going to run a
super crackers franchise.
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What, the all -you -can -eat salad
place?
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And soup. They're known for their soup.
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They have salads, but they're known for
their soup. Oh.
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I was talking to Alan, Mr. Duck, about
it, owner of Party Down, and he said if
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show that I'm a good team leader...
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that he'll go partners with me. God,
you're just destroying the limes. Don't
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touch anything.
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Watch it, pro. Okay, here we go. Move
over. Really? Yeah.
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All right.
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All right, you see this?
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You see the grain?
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The, uh... I wasn't aware a lime had a
grain, Ron, but... You have much to
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learn, young Jedi.
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Yeah, the, uh... Lime's green.
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Runs north -south.
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Nipple to nipple. The way you were doing
it, it was like, hack, hack, hack,
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hack.
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I told you three times that I was at
improv. That is why.
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Hey, you know what that is?
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I will call you back.
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Personal business on company time.
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Which is what?
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Heartily encouraged.
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Forbidden. And you're late.
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For the second time. So, that's your
final warning.
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Who's this? What happened to Sage?
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Oh, uh, Sage was caught doing that
thing, so we had to let him go.
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This is Henry Pollard, our new team
member. So I just want to be clear.
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Sage was given five warnings for
masturbating in closets. And I'm on
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warning already, even though I've only
been late two times.
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Hi, I'm Casey Klein. Hello. Hi.
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Ah, you're going for your own look.
Yeah, yeah, I thought I'd go for the
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gay pirate kind of thing. You don't look
helpful.
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Actually, I learned this at the
sensitivity seminar that we do not use
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word, okay? I mean, I'm not, but we
don't know who.
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Maybe... A pirate?
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Helpful.
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Gay.
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Those little fried chickens.
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Gordon, you aren't wearing that.
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What? You look like a homeless person.
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What about those nice pleated shorts I
got you?
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Any money on shaving?
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The guests are going to be here any
minute.
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I am with you on the shorts. Like the
motto says, it's your party and you
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deserve to have a good time. Yes,
excellent.
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Oh, excellent. I like that word. Use
that word for the feedback card.
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And we'll be having video.
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Yep, getting it.
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Voila. Hey, look, you're a star.
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Oh.
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Who's the hostess with the mostest?
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I think we're looking at her, huh?
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We're dancing with the stars.
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We're dancing with the stars.
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We're all good.
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We're good friends and we're dancing
with the stars, huh?
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That's good fun.
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Okay, we're going to stop.
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We're stars.
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Stop.
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Grab some cheese. Oh, okay, I can? Yes.
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Go for it, dude. I'm sure she's going to
see the creep work in her parents'
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party with the techno CDs and return to
Gorm.
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Realize you guys are soulmates.
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Oh, into me.
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Hey, you look a little out of place.
Hey, no kidding.
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You ever seen Iva?
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No.
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Oh, sorry.
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My bad.
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I got it.
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Constance, will you get this man some
fried chicken?
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Some appetizers that are not shrimp?
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Hi,
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Liddy. Super party.
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So it'll be a Chipoodle or a Labradoodle
or a Golden Retroodle. I like working
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with hybrids because they surprise you.
Every day is like having a different
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dog.
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Hey.
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Hear me.
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Take it you're regular.
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I don't know who those people are.
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Killing my buzz.
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You look familiar to me.
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You an actor?
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It's one of those faces.
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Ordinary fucking people, right?
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You're Henry, right?
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Yeah.
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Roman. Hey, man. What's up?
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Can I get a sparkling water?
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Nice pleated shorts, right?
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Punch on the clock at Omnicorp to pay
the mortgage on this joint.
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Maybe one day buy a ski -do.
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I'd rather shoot myself.
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Yeah, well, it might be nice to own a
house.
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It's dope.
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Ordinary fucking people.
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You know?
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Oh. Um... Repo Man? Nice.
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Me and you are probably the only two
people here that would get that.
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Chardonnay and a G &T. Get what?
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Oh, shit. Ordinary fucking people.
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Yeah, I know that movie. The guy's
brother drowns. You idiot.
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That's ordinary people.
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Yeah.
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Watch this guy. He thinks because he's a
writer, he's the only one who knows
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anything.
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That's why they call it the Palisades,
bro.
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That's why you can't fill a decent
script.
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Because everyone's completely stupid.
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No one knows Repo Man, but they'll hire
this idiot for a show about defensive
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walls. Well, good thing it's not about
walls. That's what Palisades means.
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Okay, well, maybe it's not as cool as
your script about worms.
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Wormholes. Have you ever heard of
physics?
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A tear in the fabric of time. Roman.
Wormholes.
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What am I not hearing?
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I don't know, a squid?
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There are other options. Music, pronto.
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Oh, hey, Ron, you want me to haul this
trash out to the street? No, they have a
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compactor in their kitchen. They'll have
one of their Mexicans take it out in
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the morning.
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White wine, please.
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Coming right up.
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Hey, I know you.
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You look so familiar to me.
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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That kind of face.
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Interesting.
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No faction.
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Nice. Only perk of the job right there.
Yeah?
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If music is the food of love, play it.
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I'm way into Shakespeare.
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Yeah? Yeah, I'm an actor.
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You ever heard of Karma Rocket?
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No. It's my band.
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Ah. And, you know, I do some modeling
and stuff, too, so that's pretty cool.
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you're like in the overall handsome
business.
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Yeah. All right. You an actor?
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Around the city like a star or
something?
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No, no, no, not really.
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Who's your agent?
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State Farm.
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Awesome. They give you some good
auditions and stuff?
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I don't really act anymore.
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That's cool.
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So, like, what are you doing now?
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Bartending.
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Dude, nice.
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Yeah. Where?
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Here.
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What am I going to do in Burlington?
Stand -up comedy traffic school?
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Look, I have to go, okay? Because you
know that I can't talk to you at work.
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Mike, Mike, no.
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Do not come here.
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Damn it.
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So I know that I don't know you at all,
but could you maybe help me out with
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something?
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Boyfriend trouble?
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Husband. trouble it's like a bunch of
stupid drama that you really you don't
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want to know about but he might come
here and i just can't have him causing
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big huge scene because like ron's
totally on my ass so if you see like a
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pissed off 30ish guy with brown hair i
will give a heads up it'll give me a
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sense of purpose which i could use great
i appreciate it new
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guy i totally forgot your name it's
funny because people usually remember it
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is that?
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It's Scrotum Phillips.
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Ha.
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Henry. Right. And you're not even the
new guy, because you worked with Ron.
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Eight years ago, yeah. Thank you for
reminding me.
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Wow.
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So do you act?
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Well, I look familiar.
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You do.
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Mm -hmm.
249
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And you smoke Parliament.
250
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Mm -hmm. I dabbled. Are you a... I'm a
professional waiter. I'm not. Oh. No,
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I'm a comedian.
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Yeah,
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I figured that my natural hilariousness
would have tipped you off by now.
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Wait a minute.
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Were you that guy?
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Yes, I was. You were. You were totally
that guy. That is bananas.
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I remember that.
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Yeah. I remember you. Yeah.
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What are you doing working here?
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Well, you remember me from anything
else?
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And the award for the best Christmas
decorations goes to... The
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Wisemen. The Wisemen.
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Love.
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Juice.
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Hey, congratulations.
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She's so little. Put her in my pocket.
So the award for best mailbox goes to...
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I would like to thank my agent, my real
estate agent.
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That's Sherry. Right there.
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Hilarious. She wants to thank a real
estate agent. And I just wanted to say
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thank you. The overall improvement in
the quality of the mailboxes has made
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a difference throughout the
neighborhood.
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And I think we're all winners. I'm
honored, truly. Thank you.
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Kyle, Jim Tower from the Palisades.
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We loved your audition. We thought it
was amazing.
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But I just wanted to call and make you
aware that we've made an interesting
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choice for the character. We've chosen
to take him down an interesting avenue.
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I'll call you back. I gotta go.
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Okay, wonderful.
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Which hand is it in? Huh? Which hand?
Right? Left?
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Here's a Ron Donald spin.
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North -south.
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Reverse north -south. East -west.
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Hey, all right. Okay.
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Behind the back, north, south.
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Who did that?
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You're not impressed.
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A little higher, maybe?
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Okay.
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I totally
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could be on Idol.
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I know. I mean, you're awesome.
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Mm -hmm.
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I mean, this whole suburb trip.
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Yeah, I wrote a song about it. It's
called You Stained Me.
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Or Mind Jail. I've only decided, yeah.
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Really? Oh, my God. Can I hear it?
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I gave you my soul.
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Treat it like poison.
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Gave you my soul.
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just rubbing something out. Are you
crazy?
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Huh? No.
302
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:05,290
No. Look, hey, I was using my stick on
your mom this morning. She thought it
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amazing. Mom!
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No, listen to me, little girl. I have
too much stick here.
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If you tell your mom, I will just
destroy you.
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Simple as that.
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And you, we are party professionals.
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Party professionals.
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We make the fun.
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We having fun yet?
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Oh, yeah!
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I bet you this is a laugh to you.
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00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,060
Actually, it looks pretty appealing.
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Yeah, I kind of wish I was you right
now. Come on.
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You did the right thing being an actor.
You went for it. You're someone. You're
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not someone who does the same shit day
in, day out, wearing pleated shorts.
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I wasn't always like this.
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It could have been you.
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I was in a band, living crazy.
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You know the last time I did anything
unexpected?
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Cancun.
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00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:20,120
Okay, but, you know... You have a house.
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00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:25,120
Yeah, you have a family. You have a
life. You know what I'd give for that?
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00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,940
Okay, well then, how about we switch?
325
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,800
Do you know anything about estate law?
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Nope.
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It's a bummer.
328
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,960
Yeah. Hey, are we having fun yet?
329
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,720
Dude, that's why I know you. You're that
guy.
330
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:49,640
Hey, are we having fun yet? Right? From
those beer commercials. That is awesome.
331
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,880
Are we having fun yet? Remember?
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00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,100
That's actually the guy. See?
333
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:57,980
I knew you were someone. All right, come
on. Let's hear it. Hey.
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00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,480
I'd rather not.
335
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,060
Are we having fun?
336
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:16,590
The hostess specifically requested no
double. One jigger only. What? I don't
337
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,450
want you serving them two jiggers.
338
00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:24,630
Come on.
339
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,650
Ron. What?
340
00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:28,570
I believe the preferred term is a jig
rose.
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00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:40,350
Kyle, can you watch the bar, please?
Yeah.
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00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,040
Hey, Matt.
343
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,480
Hey, can I help you?
344
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:54,060
No, I'm just looking for... Never mind.
345
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:58,840
Your husband. Hey, her boss has really
been riding her today. How about you
346
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:03,160
go out front and wait, and I'll send her
out to meet you. Who are you?
347
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,440
Me? I'm nobody. I'm just trying to do a
good deed today, you know?
348
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,320
Okay, well, can you at least be quiet?
349
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,360
What do you mean, give me a break? Am I
not at work right now?
350
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,180
I am. I'm the asshole?
351
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,580
I'm the asshole.
352
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,740
Oh, I get it. I'm the asshole here, huh?
353
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:00,760
Put your clothes on, Gordon.
354
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,840
No one wants to see your penis.
355
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:06,060
No one.
356
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,380
Well, why? Maybe I'll win an award for
best cock.
357
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:17,720
I'd rather have an award for best cock
on my mantle than tidiest lawn.
358
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:23,069
Christmas lights.
359
00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,130
They better not blink.
360
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,370
No blinking lights, neighbors.
361
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:28,850
No blinky blinky.
362
00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:31,710
Ordinary fucking people.
363
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:34,249
Repo man.
364
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,250
You're already dead.
365
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:36,730
You're already dead.
366
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:38,530
Yeah, fucking dead.
367
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:44,130
All the more pool for me, fuckos.
368
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,470
That was Jim Tower.
369
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:49,710
He's so powerful.
370
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:55,800
it wouldn't take me to network on the
palisades you walk into that room and
371
00:22:55,800 --> 00:23:00,560
seduce them and you have a secret but no
they rewrote the character a little bit
372
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,740
so i gotta i gotta rethink so you're not
the vulnerable bad boy who's new in
373
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:08,520
town no no he's still that but um now he
has nut cancer and he's doing chemo
374
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:14,340
dude you know what you gotta do i mean
if you want it to be real
375
00:23:14,340 --> 00:23:18,360
real is what i'm about i'll lose your
hair
376
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,760
Everywhere. Sure you aren't, man.
377
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:34,200
Everywhere. Head, eyebrows, pubes, soup
to nuts.
378
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,820
Are we
379
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:48,240
having
380
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,240
fun yet?
381
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,210
Would you prefer we not do that?
382
00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,650
No, I love that. You do?
383
00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:59,890
Look, I'm sorry about that. I tried to
stop him. No.
384
00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:08,010
Maybe Ron was distracted by the
spectacle of my humiliation. He was not.
385
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,710
He was not. No, he fired me.
386
00:24:10,010 --> 00:24:13,470
Really? But then I said that I'd sue
him, so I'm totally back on final
387
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,050
Welcome back. Thanks.
388
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:17,470
Thanks for trying, though.
389
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,580
I, oh God, I totally forgot your name
again. I'm sorry.
390
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,400
Henry. Henry, Henry, Henry.
391
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,360
He got a job in Vermont.
392
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:34,620
Really? Mm -hmm. Oh.
393
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:35,820
Yeah.
394
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,140
So you don't need this job.
395
00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:42,060
Well, it was nice knowing you.
396
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,000
Well, I mean, I'm going to keep the job.
397
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,300
For now, I'm going to keep it, so.
398
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,140
Jesus, Kyle, Roman left the message.
399
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:01,620
What?
400
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,640
Hey there.
401
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600
Hey.
402
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,380
I knew I knew you.
403
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,800
Sign here and here.
404
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,740
And here.
405
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:23,260
Wait, wait.
406
00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:25,510
I thought I was supposed to fill out the
feedback card.
407
00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:30,230
Uh, to get a new card.
408
00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:33,810
They're all the way out in the van.
409
00:25:36,010 --> 00:25:37,290
I'll get a new card.
410
00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,190
Dude, you totally fucked me in the ass!
411
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:43,370
Hey, so you shaved off your eyebrow.
412
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:44,730
It's just an eyebrow.
413
00:25:46,090 --> 00:25:51,250
Listen, I remember when I was up in one
of the jumpsuit babes in Cannonball 2.
414
00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:54,420
Right after my audition, I was hit by a
car.
415
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,480
Yeah, I was disappointed.
416
00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,660
But while I was in the hospital, I
finally got the chance to read Zen and
417
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:06,000
Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. And that
shit rocked my world.
418
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:14,100
So what I'm saying is God never closes a
door without opening a
419
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,100
window.
420
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:21,300
$14.
421
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,160
$14. $14.
422
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:31,260
$14.
423
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,600
$13. And...
424
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:45,340
76 cents.
425
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,280
Welcome back, Henry.
426
00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:10,070
Come on, please.
427
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:11,730
Just once.
428
00:27:13,650 --> 00:27:14,650
Please.
429
00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:16,890
Please.
430
00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:25,610
Are we having fun yet?
431
00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:27,450
Yay.
432
00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:33,570
What happened?
433
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,020
T -R -E -E, tree.
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