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My stomach feels weird.
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Your stomach feels weird. I don't believe that.
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It's your birthday. You're supposed to be opening presents right now.
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Let's just... I just tell mom we can do it like later tonight.
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Later in the night. Come on.
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I just have like a stomach ache and I just like wanna lay down.
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A stomach egg?
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Yeah.
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Do you really think I believe that?
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What do you mean, believe? I do.
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Come on, be honest.
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What's going on?
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Come on, you can talk to me.
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Oh my God, I don't want to talk right now.
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Well, you don't want to open presents either.
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So you gotta do one of the two.
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I just don't feel like, I just don't feel like doing the whole birthday thing.
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Why not?
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Stop being so depressed.
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Because I just feel shitty because I had to move back home.
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Back home, back home with me.
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Come on now.
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That's the best thing ever.
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I mean, it's cool that we get to hang out and stuff again.
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But like you're 20.
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I'm 30.
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It's like not as cool for me living back home.
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You know?
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That made no sense.
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to me.
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Um, you're my big brother.
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Come on now.
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I just, I don't know.
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I don't know.
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I don't want to do.
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I feel, it feels, I'm just, I don't feel good about it.
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I just want to be, like, alone or whatever.
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Well, you're not going to be alone.
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So go ahead and get over that.
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It's your birthday. You're supposed to celebrate.
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You're supposed to party, turn up.
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Yeah, but I just don't feel like I should be celebrating, you know?
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because I, like, live at home again, and I'm 30, and I don't have a job.
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And I, like, my business didn't work.
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Okay.
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Well, the bagel business was a good idea.
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It was a good idea.
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Could have made a few little tweaks here.
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It was a great idea.
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Yeah, it was.
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But it didn't work out.
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So you can't just.
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sit in your room and just...
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People love bagels, you know?
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Like, just...
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Yes, we all have bagels.
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But we also like to see you open presents.
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It seemed like a good, I could have maybe changed a few things about it.
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Yeah.
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Could have been just like more than bagels, you know?
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Well, I just thought that keeping it like one thing was smart, but...
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One thing gets kind of boring, you know?
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Yeah.
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I don't want to get a regular job again.
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Like, I'll just...
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I don't know.
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Well, you're gonna have to figure something out.
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But as of right now, today is your birthday.
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We have to do something.
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We can't just eat cake and call it a day.
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Why not?
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Why not?
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I'm just...
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Because...
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Oh, my God.
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It's your birthday.
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And you gotta do something, okay?
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Good one for me.
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No.
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What is it gonna take?
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What are you...
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Like, you got to get out of this depression.
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Like...
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No, get off of me.
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I don't want...
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Stop.
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What is...
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What is...
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What fix this depression?
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When you ate cake and that didn't help.
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Your presents would help, but you don't want to do that yet.
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Hmm.
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What cheers me out?
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It's the last time you were laid.
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What?
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It's a question.
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It's the thing of business.
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And I'm asking a question.
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Um, you know, my little sister, I'm not going to talk to you about the last time I got lay here?
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crazy?
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Come on.
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Honestly.
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Be honest.
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now, don't lie, because I know when you lie.
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I don't know, like eight or nine months ago?
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Eight or nine months ago.
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That's why.
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What are you laughing at me?
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That's why, Dodo.
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That's not that bad.
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You gotta get laying.
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I mean, probably would be a good thing.
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I know one of my friends think is hot.
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What?
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Hmm.
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Can I help me have sex?
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Mm-hmm.
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I can find a chick if I wanted to, or just...
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If you wanted to.
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So you don't want to.
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Well, no, I want, don't, I want to.
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Okay, I...
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So it's just like you're your presents.
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You want to open them, but you don't want to open them.
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I just feel like I don't know how to...
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What are you doing?
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Well, we're here, so I might as well do it.
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Come on.
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Are you crazy?
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Stop! You're crazy.
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Come on, you can tell me like it's too excited.
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But you don't have to be quiet, okay?
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No.
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I'm a big brother. We can't do that. You're crazy.
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Why not?
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Are you being, like, serious?
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Do I look serious?
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Do I look serious?
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This is like, this is too crazy, though.
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You gotta live a little.
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Come on.
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Being bad is fun sometimes.
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I mean, this kind of fun.
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It shouldn't be fun though, right?
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But it is.
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So why can't it be?
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And you're already hard.
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So...
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I don't see why not?
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You're fucking crazy.
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See.
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Oh, brother's packing.
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Do you think so?
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Yeah.
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And you haven't been getting late?
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Why don't really, like, meet girls?
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We gotta get you out more, okay?
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Yeah.
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But remember, be quiet.
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We weren't gonna get in trouble if they come in here.
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Yeah, they would, like, kick us out.
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Oh, God.
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You gotta promise me you'll open your presents after this.
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I swear to, I will.
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Yes, I will.
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I got you something you really like.
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Okay.
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I hope not.
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I hope not. We can't get you a new bed, though.
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Yeah, I know.
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All right.
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Now, seriously.
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Please, please come open your presents.
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I got you something you really like.
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I know.
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Can you go get me like a towel?
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I can't walk out there like this.
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Oh, yeah, you're smart.
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