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What's going on?

You just look super depressed.

You're home on a Friday night looking like somebody just kicked your puppy.

What's going on?

All the girls at school think I'm in high school and think I'm young and just

no one wants to talk to me.

Girl troubles.

Well.

It's totally normal for, like, guys your age, especially, like, just starting in

college and stuff, to, like, have some issues with girls.

Yeah.

So, like, what about Sarah? What happened with her? I know you guys were

for a while. You still weren't supposed to see each other?

Well, we've, uh, we broke up.

Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

Why? What happened?

It was after we had sex.

Oh.

Wow. Um.

Geez.

Well, like, like, was it bad? Like, was

it, like, what?

That's a big deal.

I mean,

I wouldn't say it was bad.

I don't know.

So, like... Well, if it wasn't bad,

um... Why would she break up with you after having sex with you?

That doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Your dick?

Did you make it too small?

No.

Actually, you know, from her, she... It was

actually... Kind of big.

He broke up with you because you have a big dick?

How big is it?

How big is your dick?

Um, I mean, it's pretty big.

Well, let me see.

I mean, no.

Why not?

I've like, I've like seen a lot of, a lot of, a lot of dicks in my time.

I could totally see if, like, your dick was too big.

I know, but she's my step -sister.

Yeah, so it's not weird, because, you know, that's her.

I don't know.

I mean, there's really, like, only one way to find out.

I'm going to see it. I just want to see it.

Why?

Because... I just need to know like if your dick is too big like I want to know

some chick is like oh your dick's too big well let's just see

it's not that big

of a deal it's totally normal oh it's not

Actually, you have a big dick. I see what you're saying now.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

There's so much calm.

Okay, so I'm going on a date, and I was just wondering if you could fix my tie.

Does it look good?

Yeah, here.

It just looks like... I don't want to, like, choke you or anything,

but it's a little loose.

I just want to get approval from Stepsis.

So what did you say you were doing?

I'm going to do a formal dance for school.

Oh, cool.

I remember when I used to do those.

Cool. It was always super fun.

Do you know how to dance?

Actually, no, I don't. What? You don't know how to dance?

No, I was just going to go because maybe someone would show me how to dance or

something.

I got you. Okay.

So put your hands on my waist. Like this.

I'm going to do this.

And then something very simple. So it's not just playing. You can just kind of

sway side to side.

It's a nice little simple thing. You don't have to do anything crazy.

If you want to get crazy, you can just spin.

Right? And just come back this way.

Or you can take your hand up like this.

It was good.

I didn't know you were going to do that.

My ride is waiting.

I got to go.

Yeah, and I'm really hungry, so I'm going to make something in the kitchen.

hope you have a really good time, though. Okay. You look great. Thank you.

-hmm.

Spiky, is that you?

Yeah.

Hey.

You home already?

Yeah, um, I have a boner.

Oh.

I've been in my car for 30 minutes. I don't want to walk in there with a

boner.

Um, well, uh, do you,

do you want me to help you with it?

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, is it weird?

No, no.

It's not weird.

We already kind of got to know each other already.

Okay. I was hoping so because, you know, it's a lot better, you know, here at

home. And, you know, I feel weird going to, you know, my dance with a boner and

everything, you know, if no one can take care of it.

Yeah. Yeah, I could do that for you.

Okay.

I can't have you going to your semi -formal with a boner.

Yeah, I mean, you gotta fix that.

I didn't know this was on your chores list.

I hope you have fun at your dance.

Okay.

Clear -headed now.

Okay, cool. Well, I should be back later.

Okay. Cool. Have a good night.

Hey. You good?

Yeah. Um.

Yeah. Okay, cool.

Um.

Do you want to close the door?

Uh.

Yeah. I'm sorry I walked in on you.

No, it's totally okay.

It's fine.

Um. It happens.

It doesn't think basically.

Okay.

Do you want to sit?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Yeah, so, like, have you ever, like, have you ever even, like, kissed

a girl before?

Um, honestly, like, I'm not really that good at it.

So you've never, like, had the much practice kissing a girl?

No, not really.

Do you want me to show you?

I don't know, you're... Come here.

Okay.

You're pretty good at this.

Oh, I didn't know.

Have you ever eaten a girl out or anything?

Uh, no.

Not really.

It feels funny.

Oh, okay.

Start in little circles.

Does it feel good? Yeah.

Do you want to try eating me out?

Uh, I've never done it before, but sure.

It's okay, I can teach you here.

Okay.

Where do I lick it?

You see this little bud right here?

Yeah. You want to lick it kind of underneath.

Okay.

if you want to go a little higher you'll get like my clit right there yeah like

right right here okay

You're doing a really good job.

Suck your dick.

Oh. Well, okay.

Help me take your pants off.

Hmm.