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Sweet dinner.

What's that?

I don't know. Whoever rented this place from Derek and Jessica almost left it in

the bathroom.

Is that a diary?

Mm -hmm.

I'm so glad you guys are back in SoCal.

Oh, yeah. New York was brutal.

It wasn't that bad.

Probably a lot more culture there than here, though.

A lot more.

Theaters, museums, and maybe not enough sports and football for this guy.

No, look. It was football.

But that team sucks.

I bet you missed your sports buddy.

I'm sure. Just as much as you missed your culture buddy.

But you have to tell me. Who are your last guests?

Why?

Because she left something in the bathroom.

Oh, what did she leave?

Oh, God.

Okay, wait.

Let me just Airbnb this place out, okay? So I don't know if you found, like,

drugs or a gun or something, but, I mean, management is supposed to vet

everybody that comes here.

Okay. What is that?

A diary.

Uh, and you just happen to be carrying that around in your purse?

Are you kidding? I can't put it down.

What does it say?

First, tell me what she was like.

Hot and single.

Well, she was only here for like 10 days, though.

That was enough time for her to, like, cause some drama and then, like, move in

with some guys.

Nice. Her former neighbor and her best friend's husband.

Okay, wait. She ran off with her best friend's husband.

Yeah, she should have, given what happened to her.

What happened?

Today's the day we're going to do it. I keep trying to act like this is no big

deal, but it is a big deal.

Aside from Lucas, I've only had sex with two other guys.

And just the thought of sharing him with Freya scares me.

I know I can trust them both, but I never thought I'd be the person who'd

an open marriage.

Maybe I don't want it.

But I'm not quite sure how to stop what's already happening.

So, um, what time are they getting here?

Like ten minutes.

Are you gonna wear that?

Yeah, why?

I don't know.

Um, you just don't ever really dress up for me.

I just wanted to look nice.

Look, do you not want to do this? No, no, I do.

Okay, then stop.

I just, things are so great with us. Why change anything?

Things are great with us, but things could be better.

Okay.

You know, I know this is a bit weird and we're all a little nervous, but hey, we

think you've toured it all the way through it, though.

Yeah, I think we made it through all the what -the -fuck -are -we -doing

moments. So I think we're all on the same page.

Yeah, we're definitely on the same page.

Whoa, Lucas is a little too eager.

Honey, let's head home.

I'm sorry, Freya's just a beautiful woman.

So, I think we should partner up and go our separate ways.

Yeah.

Do you think they sensed that this wasn't our first time?

No, you played it cool.

Okay.

I just hope that Aaron and Mike have fun so that we don't have to keep sneaking

around.

I mean, sneaking around was kind of the fun part for me.

Me too.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm in my fucking head.

Give me what you got.

Good girl.

Let it go.

That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it.

You look really fucking sick. Keep going.

Keep going.

and let me be saved.

Very good.

Take another one.

Yeah, it's very common.

How so?

I don't know.

Wine. All of us together.

You know, maybe them sneaking off to the bedroom and you and I flirting in the

kitchen.

Did you want to go in the kitchen?

No, I just... I don't know, I just...

It just feels strange.

Them upstairs.

and you and I down here, and it just feels very separate.

I mean, maybe it's more comfortable for them that way.

Right. Because this is very comfortable.

I don't want to be a buzzkill, but I don't know if I want to do this.

Yeah, that's okay. I mean, we could just sit here and tell them it was the best

sex of our lives.

Do you think they're having as much fun as we are?

Probably.

So, this guy Lucas just runs off and fucks someone else and his wife doesn't?

It gets better.

You want to go watch the game?

I'm here.

Yeah.

You're leaving at the back part. Uh -huh. I can't believe them.

I know. It doesn't matter.

Then what?

So... Apparently, Lucas had been arranging this to openly cheat on Alex

Freya the whole time. It would have been his mistress for three years.

Okay. Clearly, they needed therapy.

I know. Too bad he didn't know this when she was staying here. You could have

given her your card.

Well, I'm guessing this marriage did not work out.

It gets better.

I think we learned a lot this week.

Yeah.

Have you figured out where you're going?

There's this little sublet in Encino that I got for a couple months, so...

My brothers.

Did you know Freya and Lucas got a place on the beach?

I hope they drown.

Yeah, me too.

Do you think that maybe things might have been different if we'd end up

sex?

Different as in whether or not our marriages would have worked?

No. Those were doomed, I think.

Differently. Maybe we would have found something good.

Maybe. Well, you know, it's not too late to find

out.

Oh!

Shhh.

Mmm.

Let's move on Robbie

Fuck it in the ground floor

I never would have thought that Lucas and Freya's convoluted plan to cheat on

would result in me finding true love.

But that's what happened.

Maybe that sounds crazy and impulsive, but I dated Lucas for four years, and he

turned out to be an asshole.

So this time, I'm just following my heart.

It kind of sucks, though.

Which part?

Well, I mean, it was all a lie.

I mean, I think an open marriage can be a good thing for couples.

But not the deception part, though.

What are you doing? You still eating that thing?

I can't help it.

It's making me question everything.

Making you question everything? What do you mean? It's the life about us?

No, not us.

We could never do that.

Do what?

An open marriage.

Are you kidding me?

You and Jessica are practically the same person.

So this is something that you would want to do with Derek and Jessica?

No.

I mean, maybe.

Bonnie, look, listen. The couple that you're reading about, you do realize

marriage is over, right?

But it wasn't a true swap. It was a lie.

Haven't we talked about how things have felt kind of stuck in bed lately?

I mean, yeah.

Well, maybe this is the way to get us stuck.

And what do you think they're going to say about this?

You're fucking with us, you know?

What?

We're gonna have to get back to you on that.

As

soon

as anyone mentions swapping, it's all you think about.

It kind of takes over and you wonder, could this change my life?

The truth is, how could it not?

You're wearing that?

Yeah. Is something wrong with it?

You look nice.

So do you.

Are you nervous?

Yeah. I am a little. Are you?

A little.

But for the first time in a long time, I actually have butterflies.

Yeah?

Um, should that be something I should be worried about?

No, because we have something better than butterfly.

Are we doing this?

Yeah, let's do this.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Ah, you!

Hey, how did he miss that?

Because he's a fucking idiot, that's why.

Jesus Christ.

Come on, catch the ball, you bellend. He's not going to fucking do it. No,

not. He's got to get up.

All right, the call time. What's that?

Oh, it's half time. Okay.

Oh, what a game.

It's kind of frustrating.

Yeah, I know. Jesus Christ.

So, yeah, half time. I guess that gives us, what, 10, 15 minutes or so?

15 minutes.

What? Fuck me for at least 30 minutes.

Goddamn, alright. Deal.

That's Jesus Christ.

Oh.

Is there, uh, anything that, you know, you want to do? Something?

Like sexually, did you have an experience?

You sound like a therapist.

I am a therapist.

I needed to be a man that wants to fuck me.

I can be both.

And foreplay.

Lots of foreplay.

Being married as long as Quentin and I have, we kind of skip over that. So lots

of foreplay.

I'll take these shoes off of yours.

You know.

All the men bending over.

That came out way wrong.

With the excitement of the game. With the excitement of the game, I tell you.

It's okay, I love men too.

Oh,

yes.

Can you feel it?

Just right.

Oh, my God,

look at that.

Struggling.

Yeah, I just see that.

This dress is meant to be super cute on.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god

Like that, yes.

Oh, that feels so fucking good.

Oh, fuck

me.

Oh,

push that deep down like that. Oh, it's so fucking hot.

Oh,

it's fucking good. Can you skip from there? You want that again?

I'm going to fill in my gag on that dick. Oh, I love it.

It's pretty fucking perfect.

I'm so fucking depressed.

That was so fucking good.

God,

it's so fucking tight in there. Just let that... Look at that.

It's so fucking beautiful.

oh my god oh

my

god

God, I can feel that fuck me.

Yeah.

I can think of that same thing.

Hmm.

Like this. Stay right there.

This was just the natural progression.

Swapping.

But you know what I'm worried about?

What's that?

That they're going to be weird about it.

You know, I thought the exact same thing.

I mean, this kind of changes everything.

You know what's funny?

What? That you're sat here worried about them, but when it comes to you and I...

Why would I?

We're solid.

Oh, shit.

It's Derek.

Put it on speaker.

Okay.

Hey, what's up, man?

Hey. Is Bunny there with you?

I'm here. What's up?

Well, I kind of wanted to talk about... Yesterday? Yesterday, yeah.

Okay.

Well, we just... We were wondering how you felt about it.

Because we had a blast.

Oh, my fucking God. For a minute, I thought you were going to say something

else.

Why? Did you guys not have fun? No, we did. No, no, no, we really did.

Good. So we were wondering if you would maybe want to have some breakfast and

see where the day goes?

Absolutely. Yeah.