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Well, gal, you certainly have had a lot of jobs.

Yeah, so, you racist lady.

It's Pam.

And in the future, I recommend that you know the name of the person who's

conducting your interviews.

Okay. Sorry, Blam. What I'm all about is... It's Pam.

You think Nam, Blam?

It's Pam.

And... Who is this sitting behind you?

Hi, Miss Lady.

I'm Aubrey. I'm just here for moral support.

Unless, of course, you have a job option.

There aren't any other opening positions.

Well, you know what? I could always help you moderate this whole pan -spam

situation. I can't believe I'm actually about to say this, but we

have two positions available, actually.

I'm getting a real kick out of these perfumes here. Yeah, you are.

It shows that you have a lot of energy.

A lot of energy.

Huge amounts of energy. But you're also just a little short on experience.

What did you say your last name was again?

Gringe. Minge.

My name is Clam Minge.

Clammy Minge. Minge Clam. So how about we do this?

We have questions for you. Turn things around a little bit. Flip it on its

Yeah, I mean, sometimes that can be a very useful exercise.

Fuck it, fire away.

What school did you go to, if any?

Maybe just spell it out for us. Yeah, yeah.

Alliterate. Really announce it on a minute.

Where do you see yourself within the next hour?

In.

Where do you see yourself in within the next hour?

You know what I'm... He. See.

He. See.

Knee. Ash.

So, your mum.

We're talking C cup, D cup, D cup.

I didn't... I don't... That's not... Succulent old... Binge?

Nam. Minge.

No. Cram. Flenge.

No.

Binge.

You're saying binge?

I don't really see what that has to do with the job. Shaped or hairy?

How hairy are we talking?

Like full ladies. Like full Brazilian or jungle time?

Clown flinch.

Please, get out of my office. We're done with this interview.

So, ever

fucked a couple of sisters?

No, no, I have not. No depth of direction.

Okay, next question.

How big is your dick? Yeah, say one.

I just don't know if I feel comfortable answering this.

Well, how about if we show you our tip?

Yeah, really.

You show us your dick.

It's a bit better.

Hmm.

Fuck it, sure. Why not, huh?

Yeah, okay.

I mean, a deal is a deal, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

Wow.

Uncut hair.

No,

no, no.

Oh, my God.

You look so cool.

Thank you.

Pretty green eyes looking at you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Just like that, just like that, just like that, just like that.

Lay on the kitchen.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Are you guys going to be good? I'm going to be good.

I think it's your time to be able to fucking do it.

Thank you. Thank you.

I don't think he was doing nothing, but look at this sheet.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Oh,

my God.

oh my god

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

... ... ...

...

... ... ...

Oh, shit.

Oh, my

God.

Why'd you take it out of the house, huh?

I don't know how much of a side I saw.

Awesome. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

So I guess we built that job, right? Job security?

Actually, we don't have any job position to open up right now.

What? I was just fucking around with you. I thought you guys were like clowns

walking in here with those tuxedos.

Think you'd be serious. No.

Joke on you.

Yeah. Actually, we. Please went sick.

Yeah, we weren't actually applying. Loser, loser now.

Yeah. Clone who?

Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor.

There's a pretty lady and I like to space her.

and hoes.

Ta -da!

What do you think?

Okay, um... Um... Okay, what exactly

did I just watch?

Pretty sick, huh, Dad? It's the boats and hoes. The next viral sensation.

Yeah, we're pretty cool now. We even have our own hashtag.

Okay, no, no, no. I understand.

Kudos to you for doing something aggressive here.

But where did you get the money for all of this? I mean, the mansion, the

models, the film crew, editing, studio time, the boats. Well, I mean,

boats, but nonetheless.

I mean, I think it must have cost a fortune.

Blaine, we just took it out of that account you have labeled for family

emergency.

There was actually so much more in there than I thought.

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What account?

The one for emergency savings?

Yeah. For emergencies?

Which is what this was.

Yeah.

What?

Are you trying to tell me that you tapped in to my retirement?

This is good for your health. Take a breath. It was implacable, boys. Like

said, implacable. And think of it like an investment. Yeah. Once the spiral

big.

Oh, my God.

That's it.

That's it. I can't take it anymore.

These two fucking evenings got to go.

Oh, my God. You want to know why?

You want to know why I've been so fucking stressed out lately?

Okay? Nancy, I'm going to tell them. Okay? Look, family. I said we were

I've got to tell them.

Family, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Wait, this is fantastic.

Boats and hoes, divorce edition.

I want to fucking stop working now.

Surprise! The house was pulled in a week.

You two lose the drought.

What?

Yeah, time's up. You're fucked.

This is your fault. This is your fault. This is your fault. You're the one that

wanted all the extra money.

You wanted the arrow shots, more boats, more homes. So?

You know what? I don't even need you. I don't need you.

My bags are all packed up.

I got my ticket in my hands.

I say my last goodbye.

I'm headed off to another land.

Oh, no.

Gal, don't mess this up. It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer. Oh, right.

just another day but I'm gonna wait oh and soon I'm

gonna say that I'm I'm coming home

hey

what's up Nancy hey Robert

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

You look good.

Thank you.

It's been a while.

You look pretty nice.

Hey.

Hey. After father.

After mom.

After mom.

After dad. You both look really nice.

Look at you two.

Productive members of society now. I know. I'm trying.

Wait, are you both working?

In fact, Thank you for hiring me for this game.

Wow, you're the best. I wouldn't want anyone else.

I go to your bath a lot.

I know the cook needs some help, but yeah, enjoy yourself, Gary.

Yeah.

Get back to work?

You know, is it me, or does it seem like they put this whole thing

together to get us back together here?

I think it's way too much of a coincidence.

You know, I don't think there are any coincidences.

They're working so hard and they're getting along so well. They did all this

us.

You know what?

Cheers.

Cheers.

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Come right now.

Chris, somebody's pregnant. She's going to blow it all up in the bathroom and I

don't know who my dad is.

Please, hurry.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Okay.

Where's the person having the heart attack, Gail? Look, we can totally

ourselves here. Yeah. Gail, take it away.

Oh, well, we know, you know, we haven't been in the baths recently and we just

don't want you guys to grow apart.

Hon, look, it...

It's exhausting.

It's not that simple. We've lost the connection.

You can always, like... Don't you miss Mom's perfect breasts? I don't think

that's really appropriate. Sure it is. I mean, listen.

It's not about starting from the beginning. It's about starting over.

I mean, Dad, come on.

Don't you miss these?

Come on, Dad.

Don't you miss them, Dad?

Yeah, of course I do.

No, we do. It doesn't feel terrible. Yeah, he wouldn't miss these. They're

incredible. But, I mean, come on. It's just a bit silly.

No, I mean, it's all about trying to use it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Don't you miss Dad's cock?

Come on.

I know you guys miss each other.

He has a really pretty cock. He does, and you guys have quite the passion, I

mean.

We did share a wall.

You did?

Yeah. I mean, it's hard not to.

Here, Mom, let me help you take this dress off.

Okay. Here,

let me get this off of you.

This is hard to get off.

Nancy,

you've been working out. Well, I've been single.

Come on.

Then come here.

Here, look.

Dad, come sit down right here.

Oh, you missed me.

Dad, right here.

I know you missed this.

Aubrey. Dad, it's fine. No, it's fine.

I'm trying to help you.

Does anybody care about what I feel? What is happening right now?

What I feel?

Get in here. Don't be shy.

Aubrey, what are you?

What are you doing?

Well, don't stop her.

What the hell are

you two doing? Jesus Christ.

Just like, well, not really

like old times.

Jesus Christ, girls.

You guys clearly love and miss each other, so just enjoy. Go with the flow.

Don't worry about us. We're just, you know, yeah. I

can't believe we're doing this.

Oh,

no, no. Keep going, hon. Keep going. It's been quite a while.

Of course it does.

Stop

looking

over here.

Dad, you stop looking over here and worry about your wife.

You can tell you clearly love each other.

Well, you know what? We're one big happy family, so you come over here now.

Okay?

Okay.

Because I have the mom. I want the daughter.

The young fuck, eh?

Family's future.

Here, let me help you.

You've always been so helpful.

Thank you. I do really like learning to help people. Yeah, I can tell.

You know, I've always wanted one.

But I mean, this is... This is so long, Dom.

It is. But I do not tell Derek about this.

Is that what I'm saying?

Yeah, exactly.

I can even do this in his room.

You're really good at that.

Have you been practicing?

Wait, I want to see. What are you doing?

Teach me.

Let me see.

Let me get in there.

Hold on a second. Hold on a second.

Here you go. All right, go ahead.

Come here. Okay, okay.

Come here. There you go.

So supportive.

Here you go. You can be my little rainbow.

Is this what you guys were up to when I thought you were having all those wild

dreams

I'm not supposed to do that.

You know what they say.

Family that fucks together, stays together.

Is that what they say?

I heard that somewhere. I think.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes.

I don't really like watching.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Come here, girl.

Come here.

Yeah?

You want to stop? Come here.

What do you mean?

Oh,

okay. Yeah.

I never thought people

worked this well. I know.

You need to get in somewhere all of your pretty pearls.

Do you mind if I, what, yell?

No, no.

I mean, of course, I mean.

I mean, I think it would be a really nice way for everyone to get back

A little handshake you got there. Of course I'm going to share it with her.

Of course.

Oh, family show.

Okay.

Oh.

How does that feel to you? It feels so fucking good. I'm just enjoying that.

so happy that she's back. I'm so happy she is.

We've definitely been at each other's throats more than anything.

Oh my god, it feels so fucking good. Are you proud of me?

Oh my god, it feels so fucking good. Are you proud of me, my daughter? Are

you too?

Oh, my God.

Look at us all getting along so well.

Aubrey, when did you get that tattoo?

Sorry, I know you don't like me speaking with my mouth full.

Oh,

my God, you are such a good

baby girl. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Yes, Dad. Yes. Yes.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah. Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Don't push me out like that, son.

I won't show you how, Dad. I promise.

I promise.

Who knew?

Look at her cock. I know.

She likes dad's cock.

Well, I mean, like motherly dog.

That's it.

I know that's my fancy. Until now.

Well, we appreciate you sharing it. Thank you.

No, I'm kind of mesmerized.

Show her that trick that you go all the way down.

There you go.

He was a legend.

It took us six weeks on our honeymoon to figure that one out.

Down the hatch.

Do you guys want to try?

I'll try.

do it like you do it but yeah oh come

on i know you can do better than that we practice oh

wow

Okay. Okay.

There you go. Just like that. Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Oh,

just keep going. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Oh my God.

That's good. Just like that.

Oh, God.

Right there, right there, right there.

Oh. Oh.

I'm squeezing your outside. Oh, my God. Let me go, you dumb woman.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa. We ain't through yet.

You get off. Dad.

You get off. Dad.

Wow.

I haven't seen you like this in a while. That fire is back.

Wow. We did it.

We have you girls to thank.

Help your mom out.

I can't believe how good she

is at that.

She must get it from you.

Apples don't fall far from the tree.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

Thank you, Dad. Thank you.

Yes, Aubrey. Oh, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

This is truly a way of holding it.

Honey.

Oh, my God.

I think that Aubrey got amused by each of your people -pleasing skills.

Dude, I mean, it seriously rubbed off on her.

Did you see how much she took care of you? Of course.

I'll hold it for you. I know, they're doing so good.

Girls, you, come on.

Don't make me stop you.

They are doing so good now.

We need to take a good vacation is what we need to do.

Yeah, the family vacation.

Some place tropical.

Some place private, very secluded. Put your dad's cock inside your sister.

Oh, yes, dad.

Here you go.

I feel so good.

There we go.

I feel so good.

Is there anything, Mum, that you think you want me to hug at all?

No, it feels really good.

Thanks, Mum.

You know, I just have to touch myself a little bit because I didn't think I was

talking so long. Yeah.

I knew that once you guys seen each other and touched each other just a

bit, it would be like, you're so smart.

Can you tell me when?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. That looks so funny. He's going to all the new movies.

This is an old movie. This is an old movie.

Do you want me to help you out here?

I'll tell you a little trick about it.

He likes the balls to go.

Okay. Really?

Yeah. Just like that. Just like that.

That's my girl. That's my girl. Big strokes. Big strokes. Like that? Yeah.

like that.

I'm calm almost, huh?

Oh, that's it. Just like that. There you go.

There you go. Come on.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, he's up, he's up, he's up.

There you go.

Sorry, Mom, I didn't mean to get in your eye. It's okay, honey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness, my good girl. Oh, there's some more. Look at that. Oh,

Oh, wait a minute, Mom. Oh, yeah.

Wow, it's cool. Look at Mom's head.

It's actually all over my eyeball.

Nancy,

this could be only this one thing.

The Catalina wine mixer.

That's right.

The fucking Catalina wine mixer.

Did we just become best friends again?

We're best friends.

Round two?