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Adam!

Rams got the ball.

Damn. Bucky.

Oh, come on. Get him.

Intercept. Intercept. Oh, God.

Touchdown. 18.

Oh, Gertrude, that's Bill Ubell. He's
the Rams' halfback.

They're the other team, Gertrude. Sorry,
Bucky.

And that flanker back, Lee Williams.
Christ, he never misses a kick, that son

a... There goes that Bill Ubell again.

Shoot! Bramlin's beating the bigots off
us.

Now, Bucky, don't get so upset.

You know what the... 14 to nothing, and
we're in the big five.

Isn't that number 39, Jim Norris, their
full tail?

Full tail?

Jim Norris is their fullback.

Oh, Ram, good snuck. And the grandpa of
us.

It's a freaking shame.

Bill, you bail number 25.

Lee Williams number 27.

Yeah, yeah.

How do they do it? Oh, Jim Norris, 39.

You know, it must be Coach Henson.

Mother Hen Henson. Maybe.

A secret formula, Bucky? Yeah, where
does a dump like Ramley get all that

and vinegar from anyway?

Bucky! Okay.

Give us an R! Give us an R! Give us an R
-A -M! Give us a B!

Give us an L! Give us an I -N -G!

Ramley! Ramley!

Yay, Rams!

Speaking. Come up and see me at the VG
Critter.

Number one. Number one. Number one.

I think you is number one, so take the
night off and have some fun.

Ready? Kick ass.

Oh, and here's to Mother Hen Henson,
huh?

And to his little chicken.

What did you have in mind?

Sit down, at least.

I mean, are you going to hang around
here or what?

Well, we haven't decided yet.

All right, what I'm going to do, I'm
going to spend the whole time in bed

Mailer and Zallinger and Vonnegut. Maybe
I can slip in this guy who just pinched

your hair. Yeah.

Hey, we'll be back in about a minute.

Well, we have seen a man without a dog.
Right. We'll be back when we have a dog.

I don't see a dog.

What's the mystery, Monica?

I don't know.

He.

I don't know.

He looks awfully familiar.

Yeah, he does.

Maybe he doesn't.

I wonder what he's doing here anyway.

I think. I think I know a way that we
can find out.

Just leave it to me again.

Well, boys, that's it.

Any comments?

Well, it sounds great with me, Mr.
Langley, a week in Bell Harbor. And all

expenses paid.

I don't know, Mr. Langley.

Rambling has been really good to us, and
I don't think I could do that to him.

Jim, football isn't a popularity
contest.

Somebody always gets hurt, right?

Let's look at it this way. What does
rambling you have to offer?

A second -rate academic program, a
poorly financed athletic department.

And what about status?

A degree from rambling you is
practically meaningless in the right

you know what I mean.

I don't know.

All right, what does State you have to
offer?

My everything, Jim.

Everything. A degree from State U is
your passport to success.

That is, if you qualify.

That's why we're inviting you down to
our conference in Bell Harbor.

We'll see if we like each other and if
you're the kind of individual State U

accept. Now, if you prove your athletic
ability, we can arrange a scholarship

and a very lucrative living allowance.

Well, boys?

What's your decision?

Sounds okay to me.

It's okay here.

Help me in. Well, good.

That's settled.

I'm sure you'll have a great time at
Bell Harbor. After that, God willing,

see you off to State U.

I really want to meet Coach Wilson.

Oh, well, he'll be there, too. And I'm
sure he'll give you a stimulating

workout.

That son of a bitch is offering them the
world. A degree from State U is a

passport to success.

God damn it. Rambling U is in real
trouble. Raiders. What are we going to

I don't know, Monica.

Don't they shoot traitors? Only in time
of war.

Well, what do you call this?

Heavy.

That does it.

We'll just fight fire.

I sign up at State U, where are we next
year?

Let's face it, Coach, it's bad news.

Don't you girls think they're
overreacting?

I heard it with my own ears.

Langley is offering them scholarships,
money, everything.

You believe I think of sleep six?

My hat's off to modern technology.

Look, Coach, what is rambling you going
to do?

Nothing. Nothing?

Look, girls, I realize that if I
start...

go to State U, the Rams are lost.

Hey, you gotta realize that we are a
small college.

No way rambling can afford a recruiting
program.

The best we can offer them is a damn
good education.

Education?

Well, maybe if you talked with them.

I don't think that would accomplish
anything.

Besides, I've been looking forward to
this camping trip all year.

And in the morning, I'm going straight
to the mouth.

In the team's van?

Or I'm the coach.

Some coach, yeah. Well, thanks for
everything, coach.

Have a nice trip.

I hope it's off a 50 -foot cliff.

Okay.

See you now, girls.

All right, girls.

I'll give you 30 seconds to tell me who
this famous personality is.

Okay?

Who do I look like?

Gertrude Stein. No, Attila the Hun.

Come on, girls, be serious.

I'll give you a hint.

She's a famous movie star.

Harp Omar.

I got it.

Lassie.

Funny. Don't you think I look like...
No.

That's what I have.

Fresh.

Browdy. God, I'm so hungry. Get into it.

Oh,

did you make these yourself?

I sure did.

Monica.

Sissy. Your regular Julia Child.

Hey, Tony, somebody, give me a towel.

I want to take a shower. Come on, you
can take a shower with me.

Here's your towel.

Girls are about as much fun as an
autopsy.

And I suppose at a time like this, you
want to cut up. Well, what the hell are

we supposed to do? Mope around for the
rest of our lives?

Well, nobody likes to be on a losing
team.

You know damn well once our boys go to
Bell Harbor, we're sung.

Well, maybe they won't like it there.

Maybe the state you dudes won't like
them.

I doubt it.

Hey, maybe she's right.

Bad chance.

No, no, no.

What if they don't play well?

What if they really screwed up?

had such a miserable time that they'd
reject State U's offer or vice versa.

No way. Have you ever been to Bell
Harbor?

It's beautiful.

The beach, the sun.

Holy shit.

No, Cheryl, you're missing the whole
point.

What if four little cheerleaders took a
little trip to Bell Harbor and

deliberately sabotaged their whole
conference?

Yeah. And while they're down there,
maybe recruit some new State U players

come back to...

Look, girls, I hate to burst your
bubble, but how are we supposed to

all this? We don't have any scholarships
to offer them, and we have no money to

bribe them with. What do we have?

What do we have?

Here's what we have.

Mirror? Oh, we've got the greatest asset
rambling you ever had, us.

And are we gonna use it? Yeah.

You've got it.

Is it catching?

Now, the big problem. Wheels, bread, and
a place to stay.

Well, I've got $50.

And I've got about the same.

Well, I can scrape up another $100.

Good. I can dig up $50. So that makes
$250.

Well, that should cover food and gas.

But what about wheels and a place to
stay?

Well, I've got the wheels.

Come on. That heap?

Ha! We'd have to pay a junkyard to take
that brick.

We've got to get there fast.

What we need is a van or something like
that. Yeah, maybe we can get a tent.

Tent? You know, go camping out.

Like Coach Henson.

Coach Henson.

Van?

Tent?

Mission.

Kind of mission.

Well, in essence, the wall's off, but I
don't know.

Oh, I love it. This is what I call
roughing it. Yeah, it's kind of like

back to nature.

Well, that should about do it.

Are you ready for the recruits, girl?

The question is, are they ready for us?
Hey.

That's Stanley Kraus from Alabama U and
Bruce Jacobs from UCLA.

Let me see.

Can you see O .J. Simpson?

I don't see Mitch Stevens.

Who's he?

He's only Satan's best player. He played
on the All -Star team this year.

Oh, is he cute?

I'll say.

How should we approach this?

Why not the rear approach?

Oh, I like that.

Oh, you would.

Listen, Tony, we can't make it obvious.
We've got to make it look casual -like.

That sounds great, but how?

Damn it, I don't know.

Uh -oh, girls, we've got competition.

Oh, rat!

What is it? Let me see.

Come on. What is it? You pass it but
not.

Tony, what is it? Come on.

Quit hogging the glass, will you?

So that's Langley's bait.

Yeah, and the guys are taking it hook,
line, and sinker. It's going to make our

work a lot harder, girls.

Maybe we could have them eliminated.

No.

We could hire a hitman.

Oh, sure. What are we going to pay them
with?

Oh, maybe they take credit cards.

So, girls, I'm getting hungry. Let's go
back to camp.

Oh, you girls go ahead.

I'm going to look around a while.

Okay, we'll see you later. Take care.

I can have you arrested at the spot.

Oh, I wasn't spying. Oh, yeah?

Hey, aren't you Mitch Stevens?

Sounds familiar.

Yeah, that's who I am, Mitch Stevens.

Why aren't you out there?

Why should I? I'm already recruited.

Oh, of course.

Oh, I'm sorry. Don't tell me.

You're from Rambling U, and you're a
cheerleader.

And your name is, let me think, your
name is... Monica. Monica, that's right.

Well, Monica, what are you doing in Bell
Harbor?

Oh, we're just here on vacation.

Oh, who's we?

My girlfriends and I. We just decided to
come here for a few days.

Well, do you always travel with these?

Oh, just checking out the scenery.

Yeah, the scenery's pretty lovely from
here, isn't it?

Have you noticed the curves on the
shoreline?

You know, and I also really like how the
way the dooms stack up, yeah.

All in all, I'd say it's a pretty
beautiful picture. Well, Mitch, it's

meeting you, but I have to go now.

Hey, why don't we get together sometime,
uh, let's say tonight around 8 o 'clock

at the Rat's Nest?

Rat's Nest? What's that?

It's just a hangout for the players.
Hey, listen, it's a real dive. You'll

it.

I'll see you there.

What's up?

I think I ran out of gas.

You can help me out? I don't think so,
but I think you can help us.

One, two, three, four.

You're lean and hungry, look.

The mystery champ the devil took.

Flashes you and makes you look. Dive
through yourself.

Surveyor of the circumstance.

Call a dance. Take a stand.

In truth there's no romance.

I said have a chance.

And it's time.

Wow, something.

Now I can see why you really want him on
the team. How'd you figure that one

out? Well, I don't know. I guess I'm
just right.

This place is really the living end.

Whose end are you talking about?

All right.

Fun time is over.

Now we move on to phase one.

Approach and attack.

I'll take Stanley Krause.

That's the one I wanted.

Both of you can have him.

Tony, you're on your own.

I'll work on Mitch if he ever gets here.

You know, if you can get Mitch Stevens
to sign up with the Rams, that would

really make the headlines.

Speak of the devil.

Oh, Stevens.

Oh, Monica, you ought to switch.

You gotta be... Kidding.

Now get out of here. Go on.

Well, I see you made it.

Oh, hi, Mitch.

Yeah, I had nothing else to do.

Nothing else to do?

Thanks a lot. Oh, I didn't mean it that
way. What I meant was I had... I think

you better stop while you're ahead.

Okay. What are you drinking?

I'm... Bartender. Two beers.

I sure would like to dance.

You want to dance?

Not with you, stupid.

Oh!

I sure would like to find some nice
southern gentleman who'd like to dance

a couple of southern bells like us.

Aren't you from Alabama?

Yes, ma 'am.

Well, wouldn't you like to know where
we're from?

Yes, ma 'am. I thought he'd never ask.

Well, we're from the South, too.

You know, grids and black -eyed peas and
Billy Carter.

We like to dance.

Yes, ma 'am. Well, wouldn't you like to
dance with us?

Yes, ma 'am.

Is that all you can say is yes, ma 'am?
No, ma 'am.

Hey,

that's amazing. We're both majoring in
biology.

Hey, you never told me what you're doing
here for the summer.

I'm working for my professor.

He has a lab set up on his boat.

Damn it, that reminds me.

I have to go check out some tests.

You want to come along? I'll show you
the lab.

Sure, I'd love to.

Remember, it's for rambling you.

Wait for us by the door.

What, ma 'am?

Listen, why don't you go over and wait
for us by the door?

The door?

Yes, ma 'am.

What are you going to do now?

Nothing. Just keep your eyes and ears
open and we'll find a way.

Just remember, act surprised.

Well, I'll...

Well, girls, look who's here.

Well, just jump on my back and call me
Trigger. If it isn't rambling news.

What are you guys doing here?

Came down to kill some time.

Yeah, I can see that.

I thought they came down... What a
coincidence.

We're all here together.

Isn't it a coincidence?

Tell us, Bill, do your playmates have
names?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Cheryl, Tony, Monica, and Sissy, this is
honey, ginger, and sugar.

Sounds like a recipe for a fruitcake.

We're awfully pleased to meet you.

Same here.

Oh, you're those little cheerleaders
from Rambling U.

I've always admired you girls. You know,
it's just amazing how you get the

courage to get up in front of a crowd
and make...

I think it's just wonderful how you
cheerleaders give your all for your

Well, we'd love to stay and chit -chat,
but we do have reservations.

Ciao, ciao.

Adios.

Adios, amigo.

Listen, I'm going with Mitt. See what
you can find out.

See you later.

Now what are we going to do?

Let me handle it.

Just get Stanley and be ready to leave
in a minute.

What makes you think he's going to come?

Just tell him we have cornbread and
grapes.

He'll come.

Eat

that.

State you the preview looks good.

Well, there's a few things you'll have
to get adjusted to what do you mean by

that? State new standards are far
superior and you won't find any cheap

cheerleaders there

Mr. Langley mentioned it to you, but
he's throwing a cocktail party tomorrow

afternoon, and he wants us all there.

Oh, yeah? And what's that for?

Oh, it's just a little get -to -know
-you party.

You'll meet the dean and his wife and
the faculty members.

Are you ready?

Yeah, in a minute.

All right, buddy, put your hands up.

What about Fleetwood Mac?

Oh, yeah, they're great.

Yeah, aren't they? Do you like the
Grateful Dead? Sure, I love them. They

all their albums. Hey, so do I. Really?
Well, this is it. This is where the lab

is. What do you think?

Oh, not bad.

What's he researching?

Well, don't laugh now, but we're finding
ways to control human parasites.

Ooh, you mean like fleas and life?

Yeah, and much more. Here.

Wow, this is great.

Yeah.

Hey.

What's serious pubis?

Oh, those little buggers are crab.

Crabs? Oh, where'd you get them?

Off a toilet seat. Where else? No.

Are you all set for next year?

I mean, have you registered for the next
semester yet?

You mean am I going to play for State U
or not?

Well, yeah.

Well, I haven't officially registered.

So far, there haven't been any better
offers.

Oh, you mean you'd consider another
offer?

Well... Maybe.

What do you have in mind?

Mitt, I'm going to level with you.

The girls and I aren't here on vacation.

We're here to recruit some new players
for the Rams.

If we strengthened just a couple of our
positions, rambling you would be

unbeatable. What do you think?

I think you're adorable.

No, I mean about the team.

Hey, I think they're a good team, but I
think you're dynamite. You really think

so? Yeah.

You mean about the team?

I really don't know, but let me see.

Yeah,

they're good.

I better go, Mitt. Hey, just like that?

Yeah, I have to get up early. I have a
lot of things to do. Hey, will we be

to see each other soon?

Okay?

Okay.

Try to understand, Stanley.

If you sign up with the Rams, that will
mean we'll have the best tackle of any

school. Now, how about that, huh,
Stanley?

Well, I don't know, ma 'am.

He needs more wine.

Look, Stan, if you sign with the Rams,
you could possibly go to the Rose Bowl.

I can see the headlines now.

Stanley Krause single -handedly wins the
Rose Bowl game.

I don't know, ma 'am.

What don't you know, Stanley?

Letting me alone with him for a while.

But we got to lose, Cheryl.

Okay.

Well, I sure could use some fresh air.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Me too.

That sounds like a good idea.

You stay here.

Stanley, you know, we could offer you
more than a scholarship in...

football Yes, ma 'am

Wow

your muscles are so tight Bet it's from
carrying all those heavy balls

You need a good massage

Doesn't that feel

good? Yes, ma 'am

Doesn't that feel good?

Now, I bet you'd like to see what we can
really do for you.

Uh -huh.

Yes, ma 'am. You know what else,
Stanley?

It's only half of it.

What do you think?

Wouldn't you like to tackle this?

Uh -huh.

Yes, ma 'am.

Well, what are you waiting for?

a bird

Well?

Well, I don't know, ma 'am.

Oh, God.

Let me handle this.

Okay, Stanley.

Are you ready for the second half? Come
real close. Yes, ma 'am.

Woman, it's all up to you now.

And by the way, some balls.

Remember, it's for rambling.

Okay, Stanley.

It's your turn to play defense now,
baby.

41, 32, 69.

Oh, Stanley!

Oh! Oh!

Well,

Stanley, are you ready to score one more
touchdown?

It's about time.

Signed up with the Rams.

That's right, Mr. Langley. We tried to
warn you about those girls. Yes, yes,

yes, I know.

But how was I to know those cheerleaders
were recruiters?

All right.

They outsmarted us with Stanley Krause.

But we'll be one step ahead of them this
time.

What I want you girls to do is keep your
eyes on those rambling you guys.

And don't let those preposterous pom
-pom pussycats near them. Do you

understand? Yes, sir.

Keep those cheerleaders away from my
cocktail party. Yes, sir, Mr.

Langley.

Okay, boy.

Remember when you get this heap started.

I want you straight out of this county.

And I don't ever want to see your face
again.

Got that?

No

way.

They got security all around the house.

I think they're our choice, Monica.

There's got to be a way.

We've just got to get in.

Huh?

Um, what are we going to get in for?

Look, dum -dum, we have to find a way to
make that cocktail party a bomb.

We don't want our guys to have a good
time, now do we?

Oh, I guess not.

Well, why don't we throw our own party
instead?

Oh, come on.

Hey, that's a great idea.

You mean now?

No, I mean Friday night.

We'll show our guys what a real...

How do we go about screwing up Langley's
party? Oh, Dink, there's just got to be

a way.

What about our disguise?

Oh, you must be kidding.

I've got it! I've got it!

Thank you.

Boy This is Jean Higgins and Mrs.

Higgins This is Bill Bell Lee Williams
Sir.

And Jim Norris.

Oh, how you doing? Soon to be formally
with the Rambling University Rounds.

Very pleased to meet you, young man.

You must find it very exciting to have
the chance to be accepted by one of the

most prestigious schools in the country.
Don't you think so, my dear? Oh, yes,

yes, indeed.

You should be very honored.

Pardon me.

Punch anyone?

Oh, just... A little.

Do you have any beer?

No, dear. I do hope that you boys will
be an asset to the university,

scholastically as well as athletically.

Cheers.

Cheers.

What's in the punch?

Absolutely nothing. We're going to have
to fix that.

Cheryl, see what's in the kitchen.

Sissy, start hawking your brownies,
okay?

Tony and I will do the same. Right.

Right.

And I'm sure you'll enjoy our golf
courses.

I'll get back here. I'll be right back.
I have to speak to Langley.

Later. Bye.

Tell me, boy, are you finding Bell
Harbor enjoyable?

Yeah, it's just fine.

Well, you certainly should.

Yes, it's very nice to be here, ma 'am.
Isn't this a wonderful old house?

Brownies, anyone?

Oh, no, thank you, dear. Try one.
They're really good.

Practically no calories. Well, if you
insist.

This house has quite a history. And did
you boys know it's supposed to be

haunted? Hmm.

My, these brownies certainly are good,
aren't they, boys? We'll have another.

It seems the original owner was a sea
captain. And he returned home one day to

find his wife and another...

gentleman in a most shocking situation.

What kind of situation was that, ma 'am?
What happened next, ma 'am? Well, he

killed them. That's right. Killed them
both right up there. And they say that

even until this day, his wife and her
lover still haunt those rooms.

Really?

Yes, thanks.

Jesus, you look familiar.

What's your name?

Maria.

That's it, Maria Gonzalez.

Maria. Aren't you the girl that I... No
speak English.

Adios.

Langley, I'm sure they're quite capable,
but I cannot give my approval until I

personally see them play.

Oh, but Dean, their academic records are
perfect. Screw their brains. Can they

play? I guarantee it, sir. I cannot
accept that. I want to see them play.

my neck, you know. Well, then, how about
day after tomorrow? All right, that's

just fine. Young lady.

Yes, sir?

Another one of those brownies, please.

Hey, you know, I can't wait to introduce
you to the other guys. They really

think you're something, Mitch. Hey,
well, listen, it's just going to have to

some other time. I really got to get to
work, okay? Oh, yeah, hey, okay.

See you.

Take care. See you at practice. Right.

You all...

Oh crap, I'm rambling you.

You're so low.

Those sneaky cheerleader bitches!

That's the greatest kick -ass mother.

Shoot. We did a great job, damn it.

Hey, anybody want some more brownie?

Did you ever consider having yourself
committed?

Hey, Monica.

Oh, God, it's the bionic beauty.

Hold the fort, ladies. I'll be right
back.

Whoopie my tippy.

Oh, and she's saying, why, Red Butler, I
haven't the faintest idea what you're

talking about.

Don't give me any of your bull, woman.
When sun sets, you, me, go make much

humpum. Humpum for wampum?

No wampum.

back on the track.

What are we gonna do

She's out on a date with Mitch.

Come on, let's move it. I don't want to
go.

What's wrong now?

Well, it might really be haunted. Get
your hands back on the ladder.

Well, what if it really is?

Listen, you guys, there's no such thing
as ghosts.

Okay, Cheryl, move it or lose it.

I'm not going to go first.

Okay, sissy, you go.

I'm not going.

Well, I'm scared.

You chicken shits. All right, follow me.

I'm up here, you ninnies.

What are you thinking about?

Us.

And?

And also how I should be thinking about
the girls and how they're doing without

me.

What's the matter?

Shh.

Listen. What the hell is that?

What the hell do you think it sounds
like?

It sounds like somebody's having a lot
of fun.

Jesus Christ, it's stereo.

Holy shit. That must be the captain's
wife.

Get out of here. There's no such thing
as ghosts.

Oh, John.

That must be the captain.

Let me go.

to shit.

Get the shit out of those bastards.
Yeah, we're going for the kill at the

Pom Beach party.

You!

You!

I don't know what moral principles they
taught you at rambling you, but at State

U, they are high.

Gentlemen, I'll see you first thing in
the morning.

Jim? Monica.

Okay, bye.

Damn, they've been grounded.

What? Grounded? What happened?

Langley grounded them for having girls
in their room last night.

Rude again.

And we did it all by...

before we get caught.

Hey, come on, Cheryl. Why don't you
leave with me, okay?

Come on, I'd love to.

I'd love to jump every creepier, but I
can't. I'm one of the hostess.

I sure would like to get to know you.
I'd like to get to know you too, but not

now, maybe later, sweetheart.

We're going to break their asses once
and for all.

I'll take care of this with one little
phone call.

Later. Hey, I hear you girls are
dynamite cheerleaders. Why don't you do

for us, huh? How about it? Come on.

Let's do a cheer.

He's on his way.

have only two choices you can stay here
the rest of your lives satisfying your

primitive desires and wallowing in your
stupidity or you can leave instantly

thus transcending this barbaric low life
and rising to a higher more

sophisticated class well

As for you, Mitch, I'm very disappointed
in you.

You represent the best of State U. How
could you allow yourself to be drawn

to their level?

Hey, look, Mr. Langley, I resent the
attitude you take. You resent?

Must I remind you that you have signed
for next season and that you will

represent State U in the best of light?

You had no intention of ever joining.

You were just using me.

Yeah, I was trying to tell you all
evening.

Look, I... I wasn't trying to use you.

I really like you, Monica.

And I want to see you again and again.

Well, I don't.

I don't like liars.

There's nothing else to do sissy it's
over

Girls, I've got to tell you something.

I've decided to quit the cheerleaders.

Why? Oh, Monica, come on. You know we've
got a rotten team. What's the root for

losers?

We're going to miss you.

Come on, sissy, don't take it so hard.

I can't help it. Everything's just been
going wrong.

First we lost the guys, and, well, all
these mosquitoes were keeping me up all

night. It was horrible.

Wait, what was that?

I said everything was...

Mosquitoes. Oh, those damn things were
driving me crazy. I was just scratching

and itching.

Oh, great, girls.

I've got it.

Hey, what's the theory of pubis?

Oh, these little buggers are crabs.

These boys are as good as you say it can
mean a great box office next season

Hell box office. What am I talking
about?

I can get a great contract with the
network 32

64 48

You got to look at it.

There you go, baby.

All right.

Come on, Ben. Come on. We're getting
inside. Come on, Ben.

Come on. We're getting inside. It's got
a second hut. It's got a second hut.

Watch that quarter.

That one. Hut two.

Oh,

go, sucker. Go.

Hit him on the head.

Hit him on the head. Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.

Thank you.

Well, boy, it proves one thing.

You can't put a monkey in a suit and
expect him to behave like a man.

But there's no room for monkeys at State
U, and it's obvious that anyone from

rambling you has no moral integrity.

Moral integrity?

Did you hear that, guys? Moral
integrity?

Who's the one offering these shady
deals, huh? Free scholarships,

loans? And for what, because of our IQs?
No, they want a piece of meat that can

play ball so they can raise their
revenues.

The way they talk, we don't have to go
to class.

He's going to pass us as long as we're
good on the field. But one fumble and

you're out on your ass.

You know what, Mr. Langley? Why don't
you take State University and shove it

about ten feet up your ass?

Yeah, all right.

You know it, man.

Mitch.

Mitch, don't listen to them. They don't
understand football.

They think it's just a game.

I'll tell you right now, though, it's
big business. And if you're smart... You

won't pay any attention to what they're
saying. Hey, look, Mr. Langley, I don't

think the way you do. And here's your
contract.

Hey,

Monica.

You think I'm acceptable material for
rambling you now?

Well, what do you think, girls?

Thank you.