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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- GIVE ME A CHEESEBURGER
WITH NO ONIONS,
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A SMALL ORDER OF
FRIES, AND A SODA.
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- ♪ AND I'll BEAT YOU ALL
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♪ TO THE AFTERLIFE
♪ AFTERLIFE ♪ AHH
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- HI, BILLY.
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- HEY, DAD.
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WHEN DID WE GET A NEW CAR?
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- OH!
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RIGHT AFTER I ENTERED PHASE 3.
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- OF YOUR MIDLIFE CRISIS?
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
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- THE MUSCLE CAR PHASE.
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NEXT COMES THE TROPHY WIFE.
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- WELL, LET'S FIRE THIS BABY UP.
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[ENGINE REVS]
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- OOH! SHE FIRES UP NICE!
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- OH, YEAH.
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NOW LET'S GO FOR A RIDE!
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- GO FASTER!
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- [SCREAMS]
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- COOL, DAD!
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THE MAILMAN CAUGHT
THAT WITH HIS FACE!
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- HEY, BILLY, TAKE A LOOK.
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FUZZY 20-SIDED DICE.
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- HEY, KIDS!
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ARE YOU TIRED OF THAT SAME
OLD WRETCHED BREAKFAST CEREAL
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YOUR MOM IS FEEDING YOU?
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ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR MOM?!
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WELL, THEN TRY FROSTED
GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS,
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PACKED WITH RECOMMENDED
DAILY DOSES OF
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BARFOFLAVIN AND
DILDEEN NUMBER 9!
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SO, ACT NOW!
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- FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS!
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FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS!
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- BILLY, ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
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WE JUST PASSED A
DOUGHNUT KINGDOM
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WITHOUT STOPPING FOR
A CHESTNUT STAR, SON!
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[HORN HONKS]
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[CRASH]
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- CLEANUP ON AISLE 7.
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- DAD, LOOK.
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THEY'RE HAVING A
SALE ON BEEF TONGUES!
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THEY HAVE TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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[GASPS]
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THERE IT IS.
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AND IT'S SUPER-SIZED!
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- LET'S GO FOR THE
REGULAR SIZED BOX, BILLY.
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SUPER-SIZE MIGHT
NOT FIT IN THE CAR.
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- OK.
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- THAT'S BETTER.
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GOOD THING I HAD THAT BALL
OF TWINE IN MY POCKET, BILLY,
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OR WE MIGHT NEVER HAVE
GOTTEN THIS THING HOME.
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- I THINK I SEE A LOW
BRIDGE COMING UP.
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AND NOW PREPARE TO
MEET YOUR CONSUMPTION!
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[SCREAMS]
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- [PIERCING SCREECH]
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[TARZAN YELL]
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- I'll ADMIRE YOUR FANCIFUL
PLUMAGE LATER, GLOWING CHICKEN.
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'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M
GONNA CRAM THIS ENTIRE BOX
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OF FROSTED GOLDEN
APPLE SCRAPS DOWN MY...
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[SHUDDERS]
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IT'S EMPTY... JUST LIKE MY SOUL!
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- HEY, BILLY, YOU LEFT
THE FRONT DOOR OPEN.
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YOU KNOW THAT'S
HOW FLIES CAN GET IN.
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- YEAH, AND US.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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AND US!
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- WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY?
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- WHAT?
- TODAY...
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I GOT A BOX OF FROSTED
GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS
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AND...
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I GOT A BOX OF FROSTED
GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS
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AND...
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AND I DIDN'T EVEN
GET A SINGLE PIECE!
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THE BIG DUMB CHICKEN ATE IT ALL.
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- CHICKEN?
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- [FARTS]
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- HEY, THAT CHICKEN
LOOKS KIND OF FAMILIAR.
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YOU KNOW, HE
ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A...
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- [BURPS]
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[SQUAWK]
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- HEY! A FROSTED
GOLDEN APPLE SCRAP!
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- [PIERCING SCREECH]
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- HEY!
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GIVE ME THAT, YOU DIRTY BIRD!
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MESS WITH THE BEST,
EXPLODE LIKE THE...
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HUH?
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WHOA!
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- [FARTS]
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- PHEW!
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- OH, YEAH, IT'S A PHOENIX.
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IT'S REBORN FROM ITS OWN ASHES.
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- WELL, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.
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IT'S NOT GETTING THE LAST PIECE
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OF FROSTED GOLDEN APP...
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- I'M GONNA WATCH SOME TV.
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- GOOD IDEA.
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OH, I LIKE THIS SHOW.
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[E.K.G. BEEPING ON TV]
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[THUD]
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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[BILLY GROANS]
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[TV VOLUME INCREASES]
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[E.K.G. FLATLINES]
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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THIS IS THE GOOD PART.
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IT'S WHERE THEY...
[DRILL WHIRRING ON TV]
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[VOLUME INCREASES]
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- OOF!
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- ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT!
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WHERE'D THAT STUPID
BIRD COME FROM ANYWAYS?!
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- IT CAME FROM THE
FROSTED GOLDEN APP...
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- THE WHAT?!
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- THE FROSTED GOLDEN APP...
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IT CAME FROM THE CEREAL BOX!
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- [FARTS]
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- CEREAL BOX?
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OH!
- WAIT A SECOND.
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WHAT KIND OF BREAKFAST CEREAL
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COMES WITH A PHOENIX INSIDE?
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- WELL, IT SAYS HERE
IT'S MADE IN ARIZONA.
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- NO, IT DOESN'T.
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IT SAYS IT'S MADE IN ERIS-ZONA.
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- ERIS-ZONA?!
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- CAN YOU BELIEVE
DADDY CUT ME OFF?!
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ME?! THE BEAUTIFUL, GREAT,
MAJESTIC GODDESS OF CHAOS?!
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I'M REALLY GONNA MISS
THAT ALLOWANCE EVERY WEEK.
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I EVEN HAD TO GET A DAY JOB.
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NO, NOT THAT.
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IT'S A CEREAL FACTORY.
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AH, AT THE VERY LEAST,
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO
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SPREAD SOME CHAOS
WITH THESE SILLY FIREBIRDS.
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- PHOENIXES, M'LADY.
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- QUITE, YOU!
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OOH. ALL RIGHT, MOM.
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I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.
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THUD!
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- YES, YOUR CHAOSNESS?
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- DOUBLE PRODUCTION IMMEDIATELY!
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- BUT, M'LADY, THE ELVES,
THEY GROW HUNGRY.
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- HEY, BOB. HOW'S IT GOING?
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- EH, A LITTLE HUNGRY.
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- YEAH.
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- HUNGRY?!
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WE'LL SEE HOW HUNGRY THEY ARE
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WHEN I TAKE THEIR RED
AND BLACK LICORICE AWAY!
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GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
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- DON'T WORRY, BILLY.
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WE'LL GET THAT DUMB
BIRD OFF YOUR HEAD
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EVEN IF IT TAKES, UH...
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THE REST OF 11 MINUTES.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE A
CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK
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AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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AH!
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HERE WE GO.
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HELLO?!
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HELLO...
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- HOW MAY THUD PROVIDE
YOU WITH EXCELLENT SERVICE?
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- YEAH, WELL, WE
GOT A COMPLAINT.
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THIS PHOENIX FLEW OUT
OF YOUR CEREAL BOX.
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- THE HELP DESK IS CLOSED
ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS.
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- MANDY, WHAT DAY IS TODAY?
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- WEDNESDAY.
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- [INHALES]
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- LOOK, GO GET ERIS.
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TELL HER GRIM IS
HERE TO SEE HER.
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SHE KNOWS ME.
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I KNOW SHE'S HERE,
AND WE AIN'T LEAVING
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UNTIL SHE COMES DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT, KIDS, LET'S GO.
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THAT WASN'T EXCELLENT SERVICE.
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THAT WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST.
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NOW WE'RE NEVER
GONNA GET IN TO SEE ERIS.
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BILLY, WHERE YOU GOING?
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LOOK!
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BILLY FOUND A SECRET ENTRANCE.
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- NICE WORK, BILLY.
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- LET'S GO.
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- GRIM, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
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- SURE, I'M SURE.
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I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.
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- WHAT MOVIE?
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- IT WAS THE 1939 EPIC
"DRUMS ALONG THE MOHAWK."
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- I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART.
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- UH, IT WAS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT.
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ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOING, BILLY.
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MANDY, YOU BACK THERE?
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- NO.
- AGH!
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SOMETHING JUST
BRUSHED PAST ME LEG!
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I THINK IT WAS A CANDY BAR.
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[TOILET SEAT SLAMS]
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[SPLASH]
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- AGH!
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- WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?
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- INTRUDERS,
M'LADY, IN SECTOR 7!
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- OH, NOT AGAIN!
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WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE?
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- UH... WELL, ONE'S
KIND OF SHORT.
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AND ONE'S GOT ON
SORT OF A ROBE THINGY.
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AND THEN THE OTHER ONE...
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- OK, THUD, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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WELL, WELL, WELL!
GRIM AND FRIENDS.
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WHAT A FRAGRANT SURPRISE.
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- LOOK, ERIS, WE...
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- WELL, IT'S BEEN
A LOVELY VISIT.
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WE REALLY WILL HAVE
TO DO IT AGAIN SOON.
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BYE, NOW.
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- ERIS, YOU GOTTA GET
THIS THING OFF BILLY'S HEAD.
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IT'S DRIVING US CRAZY.
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- WE'RE SORRY.
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IF YOU'D READ THE FINE PRINT,
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YOU'D SEE THAT FROSTED GOLDEN
APPLE SCRAPS INCORPORATED
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IS IN NO WAY ACCOUNTABLE
FOR DAMAGES SUSTAINED
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AS A RESULT OF ITS
CEREAL PRODUCTS.
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IN FACT...
- OH, COME ON, ERIS.
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WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S A
CROCK OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING.
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- I'M SORRY, GRIM, BUT YOU
KNOW HOW CHAOS WORKS.
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ONCE IT'S RELEASED
INTO THE UNIVERSE,
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IT GROWS OUT OF CONTROL FOREVER,
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP IT.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M
LATE FOR MY 3:00 BODY SCRUB.
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WE CORPORATE EXECUTIVE
TYPES RUN A TIGHT SHIP, YOU KNOW.
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- BUT WHAT ABOUT PUTTING
THE CUSTOMER FIRST?
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WHAT ABOUT BILLY?
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- I'M SORRY, GRIM. IT'S
NOTHING PERSONAL.
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THUD WILL SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR.
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HE'S... THUD!
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THUD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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- HAVIN' SOME CEREAL.
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- AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT
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HAVIN' SOME CEREAL
IN THE BOARDROOM?
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BAD THUD!
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- NO! WAIT! I...
- NO! NO!
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- [GASPING]
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OH, HELP!
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NO. NO!
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PLEASE, NO.
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- HEY, ERIS.
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- WHAT?
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- YOU GOT A PIECE OF
FOOD STUCK IN YOUR TEETH.
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- NO, I DON'T.
244
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- YOU DO NOW.
245
00:10:57,168 --> 00:11:00,792
- WHAT IN THE...
- [LOUD SCREECH]
246
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,542
- [SCREAMS]
247
00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,500
- WELL, THAT WAS A
PRETTY GOOD EPISODE.
248
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,583
- DEPENDS ON WHAT
YOU MEAN BY "GOOD."
249
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,333
- YEAH!
250
00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,375
HEY, PASS THE MILK DOWN HERE!
251
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,583
THANKS, THUD.
252
00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:29,958
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I
CALL EXCELLENT SERVICE.
253
00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,458
[CHUCKLES]
254
00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:47,292
- OK, CLASS,
255
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,144
ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE
YOU TAKE YOUR TEST...
256
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,083
AND I TAKE MY NAP?
257
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,792
- I HAVE A QUESTION!
258
00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,625
- WHAT, BILLY?
259
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:00,875
- YOU GOT ANY GUM?
260
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,208
- NO.
261
00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:03,708
- MANDY, DO YOU...
- NO.
262
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:06,542
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING
TO TAKE A TEST HERE?
263
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,542
- BUT THAT'S JUST IT.
264
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,417
I CAN'T TAKE A TEST WITHOUT GUM.
265
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,083
CALMS MY NERVES
AND HELPS ME THINK.
266
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:14,208
ALL RIGHT, IT JUST
CALMS MY NERVES.
267
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,375
IRWIN, YOU GOT ANY GUM?
268
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,750
- GUM?
269
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:21,875
WELL... I'VE GOT
A PLUMB, A DRUM,
270
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:26,583
EVEN A TINY CHUM... NO
BIGGER THAN MY THUMB.
271
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,042
BUT NO GUM, YO.
272
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,042
- WELL, THEN...
273
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:32,208
THERE'S ONLY ONE
PERSON LEFT TO ASK.
274
00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:33,976
- NO. NO, YO!
275
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,917
DON'T CALL GRIM, YO.
276
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,958
- GRIM!
- AAGH!
277
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,792
- [SNORING]
278
00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,917
- THIS BETTER BE GOOD, BILLY.
279
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,083
- YOU GOT ANY GUM?
280
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,000
- YOU DRAGGED ME AWAY
FROM A BUSY SCHEDULE
281
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,000
FOR A STICK OF GUM?
282
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,083
- ACTUALLY, I PREFER
BALLS OF GUM!
283
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,125
- JUST GIVE HIM THE GUM, GRIM.
284
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:58,833
- FINE!
285
00:12:58,917 --> 00:12:59,934
HERE'S A BOTTOMLESS SUPPLY
286
00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:03,083
SO YOU NEVER BOTHER
ME WITH THIS AGAIN.
287
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:06,917
- GREETINGS, WILLIAM.
288
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,125
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
EXPERIENCE A REFRESHING
289
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,833
PIECE OF MY FLAVORFUL GUM?
290
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:12,750
- OH.
291
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,125
UH, YOU TALK.
292
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,917
- CERTAINLY! I SPEAK 42
DIFFERENT LANGUAGES,
293
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,042
INCLUDING DUTCH, FRENCH,
294
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,559
THE BINARY LANGUAGE
OF MOISTURE VAPORATORS,
295
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,583
KLINGON, HINDI...
296
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,851
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH...
SEE, THE THING IS,
297
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,417
I WAS KIND OF HOPING
FOR GUM THAT DIDN'T TALK.
298
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,083
- OH.
299
00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:27,750
I SEE.
300
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,083
- IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
301
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:32,083
IT'S JUST, I DON'T LIKE MY
GUM TO TALK, THAT'S ALL.
302
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,708
- NO, NO. THAT'S OK. I...
303
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,708
WELL, I'll JUST LET MYSELF OUT.
304
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:37,458
- NO!
305
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,018
I STILL WANT YOU.
306
00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:41,500
I JUST WANT YOU TO SHUT UP!
307
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,125
- OH, COME ON! REALLY?
308
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,958
I MEAN, I'M FUNNY! I TELL JOKES.
309
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,000
TWO RAISINETTES, A
STICK OF LICORICE...
310
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,061
- GRIM.
- RIGHT.
311
00:13:49,085 --> 00:13:51,000
- DOUGHNUT HOLE WALK
INTO A CANDY STORE...
312
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,292
- THANKS, GRIM.
313
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,458
- YEAH, YEAH.
314
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,375
JUST REMEMBER:
315
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,333
DON'T SWALLOW THIS GUM.
316
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,333
- WHY NOT?
317
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,792
- TRUST ME, YOU
DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
318
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:11,125
IF I HAD SKIN, IT WOULD BE
CRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
319
00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:15,375
- [LAUGHING]
320
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:19,250
SAY!
321
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:24,542
THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AWESOME
PLACE TO SWALLOW MY GUM.
322
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,833
♪ DA DA DUM, TA TUM
323
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,292
[SIGHS]
324
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:36,792
WHAT A GUM-SWALLOWING SENSATION!
325
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,500
MMM!
326
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,875
SWALLOW-LICIOUS!
327
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,500
- I THOUGHT GRIM WARNED YOU
NOT TO SWALLOW THAT STUFF.
328
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,042
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BUT YOU KNOW GRIM.
329
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,458
HE'S A FEW GEESE
SHORT OF A GAGGLE.
330
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:53,542
[RUMBLING]
331
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:56,000
- THEN WHY IS YOUR
STOMACH RUMBLING?
332
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,083
- WHAT RUMBLING?
333
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,792
[RUMBLING]
334
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,250
- UH... ARE YOU FEELING OK?
335
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,708
- JUST PEACHY, THANK YOU.
336
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,333
WHY DO YOU ASK?
337
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,917
- WELL, UH, WHEN
YOU TALK, THERE ARE...
338
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,042
- THERE ARE WHAT?
339
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,333
- OK, BILLY, HAND OVER THE GUM.
340
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,208
- NO!
341
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,042
IT'S MY GUM!
342
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,667
TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
343
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,125
- HE SWALLOWED IT, DIDN'T HE?
344
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,083
- YEP.
345
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,417
SO, WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM NOW?
346
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,083
- HE GETS AN UNIMAGINABLY
HORRIBLE RASH
347
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,417
FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
348
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,167
- WILL HE ITCH AND SWEAT?
349
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,500
- YEP. THE WORKS.
350
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,958
HE MAY EVEN BE
QUARANTINED IN HIS ROOM.
351
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:47,750
- WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL BE
OUT OF OUR HAIR FOR A BIT.
352
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,542
LET'S LET NATURE
TAKE ITS COURSE.
353
00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,083
- SO, UH...
354
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,167
NICE DAY TO WAIT
FOR A BUS, EH, LADY?
355
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,083
[FARTS]
356
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,125
WHAT'S THE MATTER, LADY?
357
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,375
- AAGH!
358
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,000
- [SNARLING INDISTINCTLY]
359
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,792
- [SCREAMS]
360
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,500
- HEY, GUYS.
361
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,125
NOW THAT BILLY'S GONE,
362
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,333
WHY DON'T WE CALL OUR SHOW
363
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,500
"THE GRIM ADVENTURES
OF IRWIN AND MANDY"?
364
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,208
OK?!
365
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,333
- SHUT UP, IRWIN.
366
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,667
- NO, REALLY.
367
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,250
I GOT THE WHOLE PILOT
EPISODE ALL WORKED OUT, OK.
368
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,042
IT STARTS WITH ME AND MANDY
369
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,583
RUNNING IN THE
WOODS, SCANTILY CLAD,
370
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:52,542
FROM AN EVIL,
SUPERNATURAL CLOUD...
371
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,042
OF BUBBLES.
372
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:56,976
OH, MY GOSH!
373
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,167
IT'S HAPPENING!
374
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,125
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!
375
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,976
COME ON, MANDY!
376
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,792
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE BILLY'S
OUT THERE TALKING UP A STORM.
377
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,101
- I THOUGHT YOU
SAID HE WAS GOING TO
378
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,583
BREAK OUT IN AN
UNIMAGINABLY HORRIBLE RASH
379
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:10,708
FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
380
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,542
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT
IT SAYS ON THE LABEL.
381
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,792
ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
382
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,375
WE'VE GOTTA GET THAT
GUM OUT OF BILLY'S STOMACH.
383
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,583
NOW, REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU.
384
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,750
ALL WE GOTTA DO IS
KEEP BILLY TALKING
385
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,625
UNTIL HE HITS THE RASH STAGE.
386
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,500
- THAT SHOULD BE EASY.
387
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,125
HELLO, BILLY.
388
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,125
I THINK IT'S TIME WE
HAD A LITTLE TALK.
389
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,125
- HUH?!
- YEAH!
390
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,083
COME IN. GRAB A CHAIR.
391
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,875
- [GRUNTS]
392
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:39,833
NOT NOW.
393
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,042
TOO TIRED.
394
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,144
GOTTA GO. BYE.
395
00:17:42,168 --> 00:17:44,625
[FARTS]
396
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:51,000
- ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS, GRIM?
397
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,125
- ACTUALLY, YES.
398
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,042
WHY NOT USE YOUR FEMININE WILES
399
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,417
TO GET HIM TO TALK.
400
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,018
- [GROANS]
401
00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,292
I HATE BILLY.
402
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,625
- TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
403
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,167
- [BARKING]
404
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,625
- SO, UH... BILLY...
CAN I... UGH...
405
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,042
GET YOU ANYTHING?
406
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,125
- NOPE.
407
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,750
- GET CLOSER TO HIM.
408
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,750
ASK HIM HOW HIS DAY WAS.
409
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,250
- [GROWLS]
410
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,417
SO... HOW WAS YOUR STUPID DAY?
411
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,625
- STUPID FINE.
412
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,000
- THIS ISN'T WORKING, GRIM.
413
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,667
- ASK HIM PERSONAL
THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF.
414
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,083
HIS HOPES AND DREAMS.
415
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,167
AND BE NICE.
416
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,083
- GRRR!
417
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,417
BILLY, WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER NOW
418
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,875
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A
NIGHTMARISH ETERNITY.
419
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,583
AND THOUGH I INSULT
AND LIE TO YOU DAILY,
420
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:02,292
STEAL YOUR STUFF, MAKE
FUN OF YOU, YOUR FAMILY,
421
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,250
AND ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU,
422
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:08,125
I STILL DON'T
FEEL LIKE I... UGH...
423
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,208
KNOW YOU.
424
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,000
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.
425
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,583
- IF I TOLD YOU, YOU
WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
426
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:18,250
I'M A VERY COMPLEX AND
MULTI-LAYERED PERSON.
427
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,601
BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME,
428
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,851
IT'S ALL HERE IN MY
NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY,
429
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,208
HOT OFF THE PRESSES,
COMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED.
430
00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:28,000
- ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
431
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,750
- NO.
432
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,167
- ALL RIGHT. YOU
HAD YOUR CHANCE.
433
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,208
GIVE ME THAT.
434
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:37,667
COUGH UP THE GUM,
OR I'M GONNA CUT IT OUT.
435
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,833
SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
436
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,208
- IF YOU DO
THAT, I'll... ER, I'll...
437
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:46,792
I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll...
438
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
IF YOU DO THAT,
439
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,708
THEN I'll EAT THE ENTIRE
BOTTOMLESS GUMBALL MACHINE,
440
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,042
THEREBY CREATING
VARIOUS FORMS OF HAVOC
441
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,125
AND OTHER AWKWARD SITUATIONS.
442
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,833
HA HA HA HA HA.
443
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,375
- YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
444
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:02,768
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
445
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,072
- NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO!
446
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:07,292
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
447
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:18,000
[LAUGHING]
448
00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,833
[FARTS]
449
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:24,042
- GREAT.
450
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,976
IS HE GONNA EXPLODE OR WHAT?
451
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,042
- I DON'T KNOW.
452
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,042
NO ONE'S EVER BEEN DUMB ENOUGH
453
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,375
TO SWALLOW THE WHOLE
BOTTOMLESS SUPPLY AT ONCE.
454
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,292
- [LAUGHING]
455
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,976
I FEEL FUNNY.
456
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,042
AND I DON'T MEAN FUNNY HA HA.
457
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,542
NO, NO, NO.
458
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,917
FUNNY WEIRD.
459
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,417
[GIGGLES]
460
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,417
[BURPS]
461
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,958
- [GRUNTING]
462
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,458
[SCREAMS]
463
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:57,976
- WHAT A STROKE
OF LUCK, EH, GRIM?
464
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,333
- YOU CALL THIS LUCK?
465
00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:03,125
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
BILLY TO COUGH UP THE GUM...
466
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,000
LITERALLY.
467
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,333
- WAIT A SECOND, DUDES.
468
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:09,000
I GOT THAT FUNNY WEIRD NOT
FUNNY HA HA FEELING AGAIN.
469
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,333
[RUMBLES]
470
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,083
[LAUGHING]
471
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,083
- DON'T WORRY, JAMES.
472
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:26,583
THESE NEW AIRPLANES
PRACTICALLY LAND THEMSELVES.
473
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,042
AH.
474
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,750
NOW, WHAT DID I TELL YA.
475
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,833
[HORNS HONKING]
476
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,375
- [LAUGHING]
477
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,875
[GIGGLING]
478
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,750
- ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED?
479
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,292
- [LAUGHING]
480
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
YEP. I'M DONE.
481
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,061
- OK. GOOD.
482
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,458
NOW MAYBE WE CAN...
- WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
483
00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:04,167
[SNORTS]
484
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,625
OK, I'M ALL EARS.
485
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,792
I'VE GOT AN UNIMAGINABLY
HORRIBLE RASH
486
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,375
FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!
487
00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,208
ANYBODY GOTS ANY GUM?
488
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:23,958
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
- HELLO?
489
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,226
- YOU GOTS ANY CALAMINE LOTION?
490
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,750
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
491
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- [LAUGHING]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...
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- IT'S FOR YOU.
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- CRUEL AND
UNREASONABLE LITTLE BOY.
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- [LAUGHS]
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OH, OH!
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