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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- PULL MY FINGER.
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[FART]
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- WHAT'S OUR NAME?
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- THE FLUFFY CATS!
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- WHO ARE WE SCARED OF?
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- NO ONE!
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- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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- WE'RE GONNA WIN!
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[HISSING]
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- DON'T EVER HISS AT ME.
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BESIDES, WE DON'T
WIN. WE NEVER WIN.
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- AW, COME ON, MANDY.
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WHERE'S YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT?
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- YEAH! BE A FLUFFY CAT!
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- UH, DO YOU EVEN
GO TO THIS SCHOOL?
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- UH, NO.
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- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
WHERE IS YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT?
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- YOU'RE ALL JUST
A BUNCH OF LOSERS.
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- LET ME HANDLE THIS, MINDY, YO.
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I'VE GOT THE PERFECT
CHEER THAT IS SURE TO WORK.
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- WHAT DOES A GEEK LIKE
YOU KNOW ABOUT CHEERING?
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- WATCH AND LEARN,
SISTER. WATCH AND LEARN!
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♪ BAM, BAM, BAM ♪ BOO, BOO, BOO
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♪ BAH, BAH, BAH
EVERYBODY CHEER NOW!
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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- [CHEERING]
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- THEY LOVE ME.
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[SNIFF]
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I GUESS SOME GIRLS
HAVE IT AND SOME DON'T.
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- THAT WAS... DISTURBING.
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- HEY, DWEEBS!
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- AAH! IT'S THE FLUFFY
CAT FLUFFY CAT!
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- OH, GREAT.
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ANOTHER STINKING
EPISODE ABOUT PETS.
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THAT'S IT.
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I'M OUT OF THIS CARTOON.
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LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES.
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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
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- DUH!
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PSST! GRIM!
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MANDY LEFT. WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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THEY'RE ALL WATCHING.
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- I'M NOT IN THIS SCENE,
BILLY. JUST KEEP GOING.
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- WILL DO.
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HEY!
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IT'S THE FLUFFY
CAT FLUFFY... CAT.
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- YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.
- OH, YEAH.
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- LISTEN. I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR.
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THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS ARE
GONNA TRY TO KIDNAP FLUFFY CAT
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BEFORE THE BIG GAME,
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LIKE THEY DO EVERY YEAR.
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- FLUFFY CAT?
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- SO, I NEED YOU TO HOLD
ON TO HIM UNTIL THEN.
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- FLUFFY CAT!
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- OK.
- FLUFFY CAT!
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- UH, YEAH. WHATEVER.
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- YOU'RE SO CUTE.
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- [BELCH]
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- WE'RE GONNA BE THE
BESTEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
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- HEY, BIG BOY, DO
YOU LIKE SURPRISES?
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- OH, YOU KNOW I DO, WOMAN.
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- WELL, THEN, HERE IT IS...
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THE TREEWHACKER 2000.
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THIS AMAZING NEW
CHAINSAW CAN BE YOURS
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FOR 16 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.95.
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GUARANTEED TO EVEN SLICE GENTLY
THROUGH THE SOFTEST TOMATO.
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SO ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.
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- YEAH. HELLO?
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I'D LIKE TO PURCHASE
THE TREEWHACKER 2000.
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YEAH, I'll HOLD.
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[WHISTLING]
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AAH!
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- HI, GRIM.
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HEY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
ALREADY MET MY FLUFFY CAT.
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- THAT THING CLAWED MY FACE OFF.
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- OOH! THAT MEANS HE LIKES YOU.
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- THAT THING IS A MENACE.
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AAH!
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[CRASH]
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- AW, YOU'RE NOT A MENACE.
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YOU'RE THE CUTEST,
MOST BESTEST CAT EVER!
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- WHO'S IN THERE? I GOT
TO USE THE BATHROOM.
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- [BELCH]
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- BILLY, IS THAT YOU?
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YOU'RE NOT DRINKING
OUT OF THE TOILET AGAIN,
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ARE YOU, SON?
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WE TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE.
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[SIREN]
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- OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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[MOAN]
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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[MOAN]
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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[MOAN]
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- NICE ONE, FLUFFY CAT.
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OOH! OOH! LET ME TRY.
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- HEY, BILLY, WHAT'S THIS
STICKY STUFF ON THE GRO...
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OW!
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[COUGH]
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- GOOD ONE, GRIM.
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- HI, SWEETIE. HOW
WAS YOUR... [GASP]
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MY HOUSE!
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OH, THAT IS IT, BILLY!
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I AM PUTTING MR. FURRY
CAT IN THE BASEMENT!
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- BUT... HE... HE'S
MY BESTEST FRIEND!
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- [MEOW]
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- THERE.
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NOW HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND
THAT LIVES IN THE BASEMENT.
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- BUT IT'S DARK AND
SCARY DOWN THERE.
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- OH! HA! OH, BILLY!
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I MEAN, WHAT IS THE
WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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IS FLUFFY CAT GONNA STUMBLE
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INTO SOME SORT OF
STRANGE MAGICAL BOX
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AND GET TURNED INTO SOME
KIND OF GIANT DERANGED MONSTER
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BENT ON DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS?
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NOW, THAT WOULD JUST BE SILLY.
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- [PURRING]
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- YOU BILLY?
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- WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
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- THE RUMP CITY
BOOTYHEADS, THAT'S WHO.
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WE'VE COME TO KIDNAP FLUFFY CAT!
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- DUH!
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I DO NOT KNOW THIS FLUFFY
CAT OF WHOM YOU SPEAK OF.
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- WORD ON THE
STREET IS THAT YOU DO!
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- NOPE! NO WAY.
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AND IF I DID, I'D NEVER TELL
YOU IN A MILLION BILLION YEARS.
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SO FORGET IT, BUTTFACES!
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HE'S IN MY BASEMENT.
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- BOOTYHEADS, TO BILLY'S HOUSE!
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- BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT,
BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT!
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- HEY, MINDY.
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[GRUNTING]
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- OK, THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING.
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BILLY, I'M GONNA
NEED FLUFFY CAT BACK
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SO I CAN GET HIM
READY FOR THE BIG GAME.
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- DUH! DUH!
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NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
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THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS
FORCED ME TO TELL THEM
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WHERE FLUFFY CAT IS,
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AND NOW THEY'RE ON
THEIR WAY TO KIDNAP HIM!
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- HOW ARE THE FLUFFY CATS
GOING TO PLAY WITHOUT A MASCOT?
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WE'LL LOSE, AND
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
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- [SIGH]
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE ONCE AGAIN,
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BILLY HAS TO SAVE THE DAY.
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- SO TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT
YOUR DUMB IDEA, BILLY.
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- WELL, SINCE
MANDY ISN'T HERE...
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- YEAH. WHERE IS SHE?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL DAY.
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- UGH. THEY'LL PUT
ANYTHING ON TV.
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- UM, MANDY?
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- WHAT IS IT?
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- IT LOOKS LIKE THEY NEED YOU.
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- DID I ASK YOU?
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- NO. I'll BE GOOD.
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- I NEED YOU TO RESURRECT
AN OLD FLUFFY CAT
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FROM ONE OF THESE GRAVES
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THAT I CAN PASS OFF AS
THE FLUFFY CAT I LOST.
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FLUFFY CAT NUMBER
ONE SHOULD DO IT.
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- THAT'S THE STUPIDEST
PLAN I EVER HEARD OF.
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- SO YOU'LL DO IT?
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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GIVE ME SOME ROOM.
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- [MEOW]
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- OH! SHE'S PERFECT!
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NO ONE WILL BE ABLE
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
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- WHATEVER.
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- I LOVE YOU, NEW FLUFFY CAT.
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MMM.
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- [GROWLING]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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- I'll GET IT.
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HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU
GUYS HAVE FUNNY FACES.
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MMMPH.
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YOU MUST BE BILLY'S
FRIENDS. COME ON IN!
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- OHH!
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THIS PLACE KIND OF
GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
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- JUST FIND THAT STUPID CAT SO
WE CAN GET BACK TO THE GAME.
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- [ROWR]
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- UH, WHAT WAS THAT?
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- IT SOUNDS LIKE IT
CAME FROM THIS TRUNK.
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OOH! WHAT'S GOING ON?
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W-WHAT DID YOU DO?
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- [ROAR]
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- FLUFFY CAT?
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- LOOK, MINDY. I
FOUND FLUFFY CAT.
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- GET THAT DISGUSTING
THING OUT OF MY FACE.
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- BUT IT'S FLUFFY CAT.
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE HIM?
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- THAT IS NOT FLUFFY CAT.
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- BUT... THIS CAT IS
BETTER THAN FLUFFY CAT.
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HE SMELLS JUST AS BAD.
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- [BELCH]
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- HE BELCHES LIKE
THE OLD FLUFFY CAT
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AND HAS A REMOVABLE HEAD!
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- AAH!
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[SCREAMING]
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- THAT WAS GETTING ANNOYING.
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- YOU'D THINK SHE'D NEVER SEEN
A CAT WITH A REMOVABLE HEAD.
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- LET'S GO FIND OUR SEATS.
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THE GAME'S ABOUT TO BEGIN.
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- [GROANS]
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WHAT?
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- MEOW.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR A
GAME, LADIES AND GENTS.
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WE'VE GOT A PACKED
STADIUM TONIGHT,
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WHERE FLUFFY CAT AND
BOOTYHEAD FANS ALIKE
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WILL WATCH TO SEE WHO
EMERGES VICTORIOUS
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ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE.
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THE STARTING LINEUP FOR
THE RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS!
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[DRUM ROLL]
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UM, I SAID, UH, THE
RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS.
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- HERE I COME!
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EVERYBODY CHEER NOW!
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[CROWD BOOING AND JEERING]
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- LOOK, GRIM! IT'S FLUFFY CAT!
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- A HUGE CAT HAS
WANDERED ONTO THE FIELD.
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- [ROARING]
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[HACKING]
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- EWW!
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- IT APPEARS THE
RUMP CITY BOOTYHEADS
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HAVE TAKEN THE FIELD.
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- YOU STUPID, OVERSIZED FURBALL!
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YOU RUINED THE GAME!
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- [CHEERING]
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- [ROAR]
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- THE CROWD RUNS
FRANTICALLY AROUND THE STANDS.
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THE CAT IS UNSTOPPABLE!
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GOOD THING I'M SAFE
UP HERE IN THE BOOTH.
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WAIT. NO!
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- [CHEERING]
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- NOW HE'S GOT ME,
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AND IT LOOKS LIKE
HE MIGHT EAT ME. HA!
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- WELL, BILLY,
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IT APPEARS YOUR STUPID CAT
IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING,
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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- YEAH. THAT SEEMS
TO HAPPEN TO ME A LOT.
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- [HACKING]
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- UH-OH.
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00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:59,500
IT LOOKS LIKE HE CHOKED
ON HIS OWN HAIRBALL.
243
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,167
- [GROANS]
244
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:04,042
FLUFFY CAT!
245
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:08,042
- WELL... I GUESS
THAT ENDS THAT.
246
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,583
- I WONDER WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO MANDY.
247
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:14,542
- I'M SURE SHE'LL
TURN UP EVENTUALLY.
248
00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:17,792
- [HACK]
249
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,583
[BELCH]
250
00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:23,625
- THIS IS WHY I HATE CATS.
251
00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:25,125
- [ROWR]
252
00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:41,458
- HI, MOM. WHATCHA DOING?
253
00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:42,822
SLAVING OVER A
HOT STOVE ALL DAY,
254
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,542
WORKING YOUR
FINGERS TO THE BONE?
255
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:45,625
HEH HEH HEH!
256
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,250
- THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY!
257
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:50,250
- YEAH! AND WHAT THANKS
DO YOU GET, RIGHT?
258
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,958
I'll TELL YOU. NOTHING!
259
00:11:53,042 --> 00:11:55,083
HEH HEH HEH!
260
00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,417
OOH!
261
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,708
CAN I HELP YOU COOK?
262
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,167
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, BILLY.
263
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,458
THAT'S... [GRUNTING]
264
00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:04,417
HA HA HA!
265
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,958
AGAINST THE RULES.
266
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,125
HA HA HA!
267
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,375
- RULES, RULES, RULES!
268
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:11,958
THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR
AROUND THIS JOINT.
269
00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:15,000
I HATE RULES.
270
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,292
HEE HEE HEE!
271
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,417
BYE, MOM!
272
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,167
[LAUGHING]
273
00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,018
HEY, DAD, WHATCHA DOING?
274
00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:26,726
WORKING 9:00 TO 5:00,
TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET,
275
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,434
BUT YOU CAN'T, SO YOU
GOT TO USE CREDIT CARDS,
276
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,333
BUT THOSE RAN OUT OF MONEY, TOO?
277
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,625
AND NOW YOU GOT
TO SELL YOUR CAR?
278
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,958
- UH...
279
00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,018
ACTUALLY, I'M JUST SAWING
THIS FINE PIECE OF LUMBER.
280
00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:37,726
- CAN I SAW THE LEGS OFF
THE DINING ROOM CHAIR
281
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,375
SO EVERYONE FEELS REAL SHORT?
282
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,292
- NO, BILLY.
283
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:41,542
YOU KNOW THE RULES
284
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,101
ABOUT SAWING THE LEGS
OFF THE DINING ROOM CHAIRS
285
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:45,625
AND MAKING EVERYONE
FEEL REAL SHORT.
286
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:49,917
- YEAH, YEAH. MORE RULES!
287
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,458
[MUTTERING]
288
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,708
GRIM!
289
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:02,625
- HEY, BILLY.
- HEY, MANDY.
290
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:03,833
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
291
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,102
- CAN I DESTROY THE
UNIVERSE WITH YOUR SCYTHE?
292
00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:07,144
- NO, BILLY.
293
00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:09,042
YOU KNOW THE RULES
ABOUT MY SCYTHE.
294
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,625
- RULES, RULES,
RULES! THAT'S IT!
295
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,000
HERE'S WHAT I THINK
OF YOUR STUPID RULES!
296
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,417
[GRUNTS]
297
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:24,125
I GOTS TO GO CHANGE MY PANTS.
298
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:28,375
[MUTTERING]
299
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,018
A MOTORCYCLE!
300
00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:36,125
- YEAH. WE FEEL WE'VE BEEN
A LITTLE HARD ON YOU LATELY,
301
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,750
WHAT WITH ALL THE RULES AND ALL.
302
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:43,583
SO... I BOUGHT
MYSELF A MOTORCYCLE.
303
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:46,792
- ♪ AHH - NOW WHEN
THE RULES GET ME DOWN,
304
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,875
I CAN JUST RIDE MY HOG.
305
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:52,125
SAY... I BET YOU
WANT TO RIDE IT.
306
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,144
- YEAH!
307
00:13:53,168 --> 00:13:56,083
- WELL, YOU CAN'T.
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
308
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,792
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
309
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,976
- WELL, I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
310
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,333
- THE RULES!
311
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:05,625
OH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
312
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,917
OOH! UPHOLSTERY!
313
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,976
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
314
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,583
WOW! FLIPS AND SWITCHES! OOH!
315
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:18,250
OOH! OH, YEAH! I WONDER
WHAT THIS ONE DOES.
316
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,542
[BEEP]
317
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:23,000
OH, THAT'S NICE.
318
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,833
[GRUNT]
319
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:27,083
[HONK HONK]
320
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,542
HI!
321
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:31,458
I'll NAME YOU "HONKY."
322
00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:32,583
[HONK]
323
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,417
MORE KNOBS.
324
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,958
OHH!
325
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,042
[MUTTERING]
326
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:38,750
[SIRENS]
327
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:41,500
[BEEPING AND HONKING]
328
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,500
HEH HEH HEH!
329
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,125
[HONK HONK]
330
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,583
GRIM!
331
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,500
- SO, MANDY, YOU
THINK I SHOULD FIX IT?
332
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,042
- I SAY HE SHOULD
FACE THE MUSIC.
333
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:59,167
- BUT I HATE MUSIC... ALL
KINDS, ESPECIALLY SOFT ROCK!
334
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,292
- WELL, IF YOU LIKE MY HELMET,
335
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,750
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NEW HOG!
336
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,500
- OH, QUICK! HERE HE COMES!
337
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:07,833
- BUT THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT SUPERNATURAL EFFECT
338
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:09,792
THE SCYTHE WILL
HAVE ON THAT THING.
339
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,208
I MEAN, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
340
00:15:11,292 --> 00:15:12,976
- AND IT PROBABLY WILL.
341
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,542
MIGHT AS WELL FIX IT, GRIM.
342
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,125
- FINE.
343
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,875
- IT ONLY COST US BILLY'S
ENTIRE COLLEGE FUND.
344
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,375
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
345
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:28,375
- I SAID, IT ONLY COST US
BILLY'S ENTIRE COLLEGE FUND!
346
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:31,042
- OH. WELL, IT MUST BE NICE.
347
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,042
- OH, YEAH, BABY.
348
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,500
- HI, DAD. I FOLLOWED THE RULES
349
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,833
AND DIDN'T TOUCH
YOUR NEW MOTORCYCLE.
350
00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:37,144
- OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T, BOY,
351
00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:39,185
BECAUSE I'D PROBABLY
HAVE GONE BERSERK
352
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,958
WITH UNIMAGINABLE BLIND FURY.
353
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,625
HA HA HA!
354
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:44,708
- HEH HEH HEH! ACK!
355
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,583
- SAY, WHERE IS
THE BIKE, ANYWAY?
356
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:51,083
- YEAH. THE SUSPENSE IS MURDER.
357
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,185
- MURDER?
358
00:15:52,209 --> 00:15:54,583
- YEAH, IT'S KILLING ME! HA HA!
359
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,083
- KILLING... ME?
360
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,250
- IT'S OVER THERE.
361
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,208
- HA HA HA!
362
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:07,083
- [LAUGHTER]
363
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,042
- ALL RIGHT. SHOULD YOU
TELL THEM, OR SHOULD I?
364
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,125
- TELL US WHAT?
365
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:13,976
- OH! LET'S TAKE IT
FOR A RIDE, DEAR.
366
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,958
- I DON'T THINK THAT'S
SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
367
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,042
- WHY NOT, GRIM?
368
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,208
[ENGINE STARTS]
369
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,208
- THAT'S WHY.
370
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,375
- YEAH? WELL, NICE GOING, GRIM.
371
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,250
YOU BROKE MY PARENTS!
372
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,375
- WHY, YOU...
[GARBLED]
373
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,726
- WELL, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO SAVE THEM.
374
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:42,083
- HOW YOU GUYS GONNA
DO IT? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?
375
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,208
- WE'RE NOT. YOU ARE.
376
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,083
- HUH!
- THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY.
377
00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,583
YOUR LIE CREATED
THIS HAUNTED HOG,
378
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:54,583
AND NOW ONLY THE TRUTH
FROM YOU WILL SET THEM FREE.
379
00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:56,750
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
380
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,667
- NOW GET BUSY, GEEKWAD.
381
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,625
- [TIRES SCREECH]
382
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,333
- NO, NO. AFTER YOU.
383
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:15,042
- OH, NO, NO, NO. AFTER YOU.
384
00:17:18,292 --> 00:17:21,042
- OOH! IS HE A CUTE BABY?
385
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:25,917
- OH, YEAH, HE'S A CUTE BABY.
386
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:32,208
AHH. THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
387
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:43,125
[ENGINES REVVING]
388
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,083
- HEY, GRIM, WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE JUVENILE DELINQUENTS?
389
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,208
- YOUR PARENTS ARE
TURNING EVERYONE
390
00:17:52,292 --> 00:17:54,208
INTO CUSTOM CULTURE CREATURES.
391
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:56,542
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, DADDY-O?
392
00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:58,542
MMM.
393
00:17:58,625 --> 00:17:59,667
HA HA HA!
394
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,061
HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
395
00:18:01,085 --> 00:18:03,750
- LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING
ANYTHING THEY WANT, GRIM,
396
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,375
AND BREAKING ALL THE
RULES THEY CAN FIND.
397
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,333
IF THIS KEEPS UP,
398
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,250
THERE'LL BE NO
RULES LEFT TO BREAK.
399
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,583
- NO RULES? FINALLY!
400
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:17,458
A RACE OF SENTIENT BEINGS
WHO TRULY WILL UNDERSTAND ME!
401
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:20,083
WAIT FOR ME, MY BRETHREN!
402
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,083
- WAIT, BILLY!
403
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,417
- NO RULES! NO RULES!
404
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,542
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! NO RULES!
405
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,250
- WHY DOES THE FATE OF HUMANITY
406
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,250
ALWAYS END UP IN
THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT?
407
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,167
- FORGET IT, GRIM.
408
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,417
THE REAL QUESTION IS,
409
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,380
HOW DO WE GET BILLY TO
TELL THE TRUTH TO HIS DAD
410
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,833
AND TURN EVERYONE BACK?
411
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:39,542
- IMPOSSIBLE. YOU
KNOW HOW BILLY GETS.
412
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:43,292
- [BILLY MUTTERING AND LAUGHING]
413
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,125
- YOU SEE? HE'S UNSTOPPABLE.
414
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,250
- HMM.
415
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,000
- COME ON, GUYS!
416
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,163
[LAUGHING] COME ON! COME ON!
417
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:53,625
OOH! I KNOW! I KNOW!
418
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,125
HERE'S A RULE WE
HAVEN'T BROKEN YET.
419
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,976
NO SWIMMING AL.
420
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,167
- ALLIGATORS?
421
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:03,000
WELL, BILLY'S GONNA HAVE
TO LEARN THE HARD WAY.
422
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,833
- [LAUGHING AND MUTTERING]
423
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,833
- I'M GONNA GO
GRAB A QUICK BITE.
424
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:19,167
YOU WANT ANYTHING, DEAR?
425
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,917
- NAH. I'M STILL FULL FROM
YESTERDAY'S FUN AT THE SEA CRUISE.
426
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,792
- OK, THEN. I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
427
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,018
- AAH!
428
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,583
- [GROWLING]
429
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,625
- [YELLING]
430
00:19:33,292 --> 00:19:35,750
- [CHEWING]
431
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,167
[GULPS]
432
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:44,542
[BELCH]
433
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,083
- JEROME!
434
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:54,750
- DIG THESE CRAZY
RULES, DADDY-O.
435
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,750
YOU TWO, OFF THE BIKE.
436
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:57,917
NOW.
437
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,375
- I THINK WE'D BETTER
DO AS SHE SAYS, DEAR.
438
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,250
- YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, GRIM.
439
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,333
- RIGHT.
440
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,167
MESS WITH THE BULL
AND YOU GET THE SNOUT.
441
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,125
- HORN.
- WHATEVER.
442
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,708
[INHALES]
443
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,125
[SIREN]
444
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,042
- I'll GET IT.
445
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,125
[FART]
446
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:18,167
- OHH! JEROME!
447
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,667
- YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
448
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,333
- COUGH UP OUR IDIOT.
449
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:25,000
- WHAT'S IN IT FOR
ME, SWEET CHEEKS?
450
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,667
- YOUR TEETH.
451
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,625
- OOH. HEAVY.
452
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,000
- SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
453
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,292
- LET'S DO IT.
454
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,125
BUT DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!
455
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,167
- [GRUMBLE]
456
00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,417
- [CLEARS THROAT]
457
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,167
[RETCHING]
458
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,958
- AAH! MANDY, HELP!
459
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,167
- YOU FINISHED
BREAKING THE RULES?
460
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,250
- [TEETH CHATTERING]
461
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,667
UH-HUH.
462
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,726
BECAUSE TODAY, I LEARNED THAT
RULES ARE AN IMPORTANT PART
463
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,708
OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY.
464
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,185
NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!
465
00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:04,917
- FIRST, THE TRUTH.
466
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,667
- DAD, THE TRUTH IS, I
BROKE YOUR MOTORCYCLE.
467
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,875
- WELL, THEN! NO
TV FOR ONE HOUR.
468
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:15,708
- MOM! DAD!
469
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:19,083
- EWW. VOMIT.
470
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:23,750
- SAY, WHERE IS MY HOG?
471
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:29,208
- [HONK HONK]
472
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,958
- [GIRL CRYING]
473
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,476
- NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU.
474
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,375
- NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU.
475
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,000
- SEE YOU AROUND, GEEKWAD.
476
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:41,583
- I LOVE YOU!
477
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,167
- AND I LOVE YOU.
478
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,792
- MWAH!
479
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:45,958
- [INHALES]
480
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:46,625
DAD!
481
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,042
- YES, MY GLORIOUS SON?
482
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,000
- ARE YOU GONNA GO BERSERK
WITH UNIMAGINABLE BLIND FURY?
483
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,958
- NOPE. THE IMPORTANT
THING IS YOU TOLD THE TRUTH.
484
00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:57,083
BESIDES, I'M SICK
OF MOTORCYCLES.
485
00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,083
I'M BUILDING MODEL SHIPS NOW.
486
00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,167
- WOW? CAN I...
487
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:05,000
- NO, NO, NO. YOU
KNOW THE RULES.
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- RULES!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...
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- [MUTTERING AND LAUGHING]
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- [HONK HONK]
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- WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, HONKY?
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- [HONK]
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