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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- HA HA HA HA HA!
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- TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.
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- FUN PLUS ADVENTURE
EQUALS MATH,
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SO JOIN THE MATH CLUB TODAY.
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- HARK!
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WHAT LIGHT THROUGH
YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?
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'TIS THE DRAMA CLUB!
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JOIN OUR MERRY TROUPE TODAY!
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- HEY, JOIN THE
FRENCH CLUB... OR NOT.
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I DON'T CARE.
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IN FACT, WHO NEEDS YOU? GO AWAY.
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- THIS IS SO EXCITING!
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- YEAH. SCHOOL CLUB
RECRUITMENT DAY IS DA BOMB.
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- PICKING A CLUB TO JOIN
IS LIKE PICKING A BOOGER.
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EVERYONE IS A WINNER.
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- I'M GONNA JOIN THE
MACRAME CLUB, YO.
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- WHAT'S MAGGOT MACE?
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- MACRAME IS THE FINE ART OF
CREATING COARSE LACEWORK
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BY WEAVING AND KNOTTING
CORDS INTO A PATTERN.
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I'M DOING IT TO MEET THE CHICKS!
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- CHICKS? I LOVES CHICKS!
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[CHICKS CHIRPING]
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[HOEDOWN MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CHIRPING STOPS,
MUSIC CONTINUES]
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MANDY? IRWIN?
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HEY, KID!
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DID YOU SEE WHERE
MY FRIENDS WENT?
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OH!
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"JR. C.I... A!"
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HOW DO I JOIN?
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- THAT'S CLASSIFIED.
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- WELL, WHAT WOULD I GET TO DO?
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- THAT'S CLASSIFIED.
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- WELL, DO YOU AT LEAST
SERVE GOOD REFRESHMENT?
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- HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
SEND IN THE CLEANERS.
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[GEIGER COUNTER CRACKLING]
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MOVE ALONG. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
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- SO, YOU THINK I
GOT WHAT IT TAKES?
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- YOU SURE DO. WELCOME TO
THE FUTURE PLUMBERS OF AMERICA.
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- WANT TO JOIN THE
ALPACA FARMERS CLUB?
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YOU'LL GET USED TO THE SMELL.
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NOT REALLY.
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- HMM. CURIOUS.
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- [ALL HISSING]
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- CLOSE THE CURTAIN!
CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!
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NO, WAIT! COME BACK!
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DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT KIND OF A CLUB THIS IS?
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- WHAT KIND OF A CLUB IS IT?
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- IT IS A SECRET CLUB.
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NO, WAIT! COME BACK!
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DON'T YOU WANT TO
KNOW HOW TO JOIN?
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- OK, HOW DO I JOIN?
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- NO ONE JOINS.
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NO, WAIT! COME BACK!
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YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU
CAN ANSWER THIS RIDDLE:
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WHAT IS... WAIT! COME BACK!
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YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU
FIRST PROVE YOURSELF BY...
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OK, YOU'RE IN.
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- WHAT KIND OF STUPID
CLUB IS THIS ANYWAY?
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- WE ARE NONE OTHER THAN
THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB.
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[SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING]
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- SECRET SNAKE CLUB, HUH?
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WELL, I GUESS IT BEATS
THE CABBAGE CLUB.
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- AH, NO ONE WANTS TO
JOIN THE CABBAGE CLUB.
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- SO, DO YOU LIKE
OUR SECRET LAIR?
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- YEP. IT'S A BASEMENT.
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- YEAH, I WANTED TO PUT
UP SOME COOL DECORATIONS,
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BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME
'CAUSE GRANDMA LIVES DOWN HERE.
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- WE'VE NEVER HAD A
G-GIRL DOWN HERE BEFORE.
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- Y-YOU ARE A GIRL, AREN'T YOU?
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- I'M OUT OF HERE.
- NO, WAIT!
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PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO
SOME FORBIDDEN SNAKE SNACKS.
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YES, FORBIDDEN, LIKE
EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CLUB.
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THE RECIPE IS A CAREFULLY
GUARDED, DARK SECRET.
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- ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST RICE CRUNCHIES
MIXED WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND BUTTER.
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- OH, THAT IS JUST GREAT!
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE
AWAY ALL OF OUR DARK SECRETS?
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- SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
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- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SHUT UP!
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- WELL, I AM NOT
GOING TO, EITHER.
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MANDY, I WOULD LIKE TO
APOLOGIZE FOR JEROME HERE.
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- HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO USE MY REAL NAME!
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WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING COOL CODE
NAMES IF WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA USE 'EM?
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- OH, YEAH. I FORGOT TO MENTION
THAT WE ALL GET SECRET CODE NAMES.
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- WOW.
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- THIS IS VIPER. HE'S LEVEL 8.
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THIS IS KING
COBRA. HE IS LEVEL 7.
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AND I AM KNOWN AS WIGGLY.
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I AM LEVEL 20.
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- WIGGLY?
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YOUR CODE NAME IS WIGGLY?
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- WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT IS SHORT FOR...
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- SAY, MAN, HOW COME YOU'RE
LEVEL 20 AND I'M ONLY LEVEL 8?
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I'VE BEEN IN THIS CLUB
AS LONG AS YOU HAVE!
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- BECAUSE, JEROME... VIPER,
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THIS IS THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB.
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AND SINCE I AM THE ONLY ONE
WHO ACTUALLY OWNS A SNAKE,
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I LEVEL UP FASTER.
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- [SCOFFS] YEAH, BUT OUR
MEETINGS ARE ALWAYS AT MY HOUSE,
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AND I SPENT TWO HOURS
MAKING THOSE CRUNCHY TREATS!
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- BUT THIS ISN'T THE SECRET BASEMENT
AND CRUNCHY TREATS CLUB, NOW, IS IT?
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- SHUT UP.
- YOU SHUT UP.
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
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- SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
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- SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
- SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
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- SHUT UP. - SHUT UP.
- SHUT UP!
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- NO, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
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- SO, YOU WANT TO
JOIN OUR ORGANIZATION.
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- WHAT ORGANIZATION?
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- THE C.I.A.
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- J, K, I, M, N, O, P!
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- WAIT. WHAT?
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- Q, R, S, P, U, T!
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♪ NOW I KNOW MY ABCs, NEXT
TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME? ♪
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- DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN US?
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- I HAVE A RASH ON MY BUTT.
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- O... K.
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- MY MOM SAYS NOT TO TOUCH
IT, BUT I TOUCH IT ANYWAY.
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PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM.
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- UH, SURE.
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- ARE YOU INVISIBLE?
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- NO, BILLY, I'M IN A
DIFFERENT ROOM.
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- THE BATHROOM?
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- BILLY, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE IF WE WIPED YOUR MIND
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AND TURNED YOU INTO
A COVERT WARRIOR?
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- I LIKE FRENCH FRIES!
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- HE'S PERFECT.
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WHAT THE... HOW'D
YOU GET IN HERE?
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SOMEONE IS SO FIRED OVER THIS!
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS A GOOD CARD.
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- YEAH. IT HAS GOT
60 HIT POINTS AND...
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- HEY, NERD BURGLARS,
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I'VE BEEN HERE 3 HOURS NOW
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AND I'VE STILL YET TO SEE ANYTHING
THAT LOOKS AT ALL LIKE A REAL SNAKE.
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- MY CRUNCHY TREATS
LOOK LIKE SNAKES.
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- NO, YOUR CRUNCHY
TREATS LOOK LIKE POO.
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- PATIENCE, MANDY. ALL
WILL BE REVEALED SOON.
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SEE, WE ARE A SECRET CLUB
BECAUSE OF OUR AGENDA.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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IT IS A DARK AGENDA.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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IT IS AN AGENDA...
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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SOME OTHER CLUBS
MAY NOT AGREE WITH.
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- HEY! I WANT TO TRY THAT!
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AGENDA!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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NICE.
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- MANDY, YOU MAY FIND
THIS HARD TO BELIEVE,
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BUT WE ARE NOT WHAT
YOU'D CALL "POPULAR."
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YES, I KNOW. SHOCKING.
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DAILY, WE MUST ENDURE
ALL MANNER OF TEASING:
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WEDGIES, NOOGIES, SWIRLIES.
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- AGENDA.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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- STOP IT!
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OK, NEW CLUB RULE.
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FROM NOW ON, I AM THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SAY THE WORD "AGENDA."
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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YOU GOT THAT? NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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GREAT! NOW I HAVE LOST
MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!
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THANKS A LOT, VIPER! LET'S SEE.
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I COVERED CODE NAMES, DARK
AGENDA, WEDGIES, CRUNCHY TREATS.
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- MACRAME CLUB HAS GOT
TO BE MORE FUN THAN THIS.
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- IRWIN, LOOK AT THE
POT HOLDER I MADE.
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[GIGGLING]
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- EXCELLENT WORK,
CAROL, BUT CHECK THIS, YO.
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- [GASPS] OH, IRWIN!
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THAT'S AMAZING! [GIGGLES]
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- I AM A MACRAME GOD.
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WORSHIP ME. WORSHIP ME!
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- I TAKE THAT BACK.
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- OH, WAIT. I REMEMBER NOW.
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I WAS EXPLAINING THE
WHOLE SNAKE CONNECTION.
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THE STORY GOES BACK HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
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KING COBRA, IF YOU WILL.
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[PLAYING SLOW TUNE]
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[AS BOB DYLAN] - ♪ IN A
TIME FORGOTTEN LONG AGO ♪
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♪ A WORLD WHERE
PEOPLE MOVED ALL SLOW ♪
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♪ AND THERE WAS NO
SUCH THING AS A TV SHOW ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHERE WE'LL GO
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♪ OH, IN THE ANCIENT
JUNGLES OF CANADA, SEE? ♪
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♪ NERDS ROMPED WILD,
ROAMED STRONG AND FREE ♪
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♪ AND SPENT THEIR DAYS
DRINKING HERBAL TEA ♪
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♪ AND THEY WERE HAPPY
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♪ BECAUSE SOMEONE
PROTECTED THEM WITH PRIDE ♪
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♪ HE MADE THE
BULLIES RUN AND HIDE ♪
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♪ OH, THEY'D WIND UP ON
HIS INSIDE, OH, WHAT A RIDE ♪
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♪ AND HIS NAME WAS THE
GREAT SNAKE SHNISSUGAH ♪
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♪ NO ONE COULD
MISTAKE SHNISSUGAH ♪
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♪ HIS HOUSE WAS NEAR LAKE...
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- ONTARIO.
- ♪ SHNISSUGAH
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♪ CHILDREN SING SHNISSUGAH
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♪ ONE DAY SOON, HE'LL
COME BACK AGAIN ♪
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♪ TO THIS WORLD OF
NERD-HATING MEN ♪
198
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♪ AND TIME NOW WILL BE
LIKE TIME THEN TIMES TEN ♪
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- SOUNDS PRETTY
GOOD, DON'T YOU THINK?
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00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,375
WE'VE GOT A DEMO TAPE IF YOU
WANT TO PLAY IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS.
201
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:39,125
- WAIT. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE
WHOLE POINT OF THIS STUPID CLUB...
202
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:42,250
- IS TO RESURRECT AN
ANCIENT SNAKE CREATURE
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00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,750
AND MAKE HIM EAT
THE COOL KIDS, YES.
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00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,083
- AND JUST HOW DO YOU
PROPOSE TO DO THAT?
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00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:52,667
- WELL, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED ALL THE
NECESSARY MATERIALS FOR HIS ARRIVAL:
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A GIANT HEAT LAMP,
SOME CRICKET PATE...
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00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,083
[CRICKET CHIRPING]
208
00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:01,500
AND A 2-GIGAHERTZ
SLENTIUM PC WITH DVD-R DRIVE.
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00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:07,708
THE ONLY PIECE WE ARE HAVING A HARD TIME
FINDING IS THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD.
210
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:11,667
I MEAN, WHERE ARE
WE GOING TO FIND THAT?
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00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,208
- OK, WE'VE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT THESE LIVING CONDITIONS.
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00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:17,583
WHEN AM I GETTING A
REAL ROOM TO STAY IN?
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I HATE IT OUT
HERE! IT'S TOO HOT!
214
00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,917
AIN'T NO RUNNING
WATER... [MACHINE GUN FIRE]
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00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,292
AND THE STUPID RED BARON KEEPS
FLYING BY AND SHOOTING AT ME.
216
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,667
HMMPH!
217
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:32,000
HEY, WHY ARE THEM NERDS
STANDING BEHIND YOU?
218
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,125
WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?
219
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,958
- TO BRING ABOUT THE
SECOND COMING OF SCHNISSI...
220
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:40,208
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THE
BIG CANADIAN DIRT SNAKE.
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00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,667
BUT WHY AM I DOING THIS?
222
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- BECAUSE I RENTED YOU OUT TO
THESE DORKS FOR $20 AN HOUR.
223
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,333
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
224
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,167
- THIS IS SO EXCITING! ALL OUR
DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE!
225
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,292
- YES, COMBINING THE POWER OF
THE INTERNET AND THE UNDERWORLD.
226
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,917
- HEY, LOOK, YOU MIND NOT
BREATHING ALL OVER ME, MAN?
227
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,208
I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.
228
00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:07,875
- OK, SO NOW GO TO
WWW.SHNISSUGAH.COM.
229
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:13,976
- WHEW. KID NEVER HEARD OF
MOUTHWASH. IS THIS THE WEB SITE?
230
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,417
- NO, YOU TYPED IT
WRONG. THERE ARE TWO S's...
231
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,958
- WHOA!
- [MONKEY SCREECHING]
232
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:22,500
HEY, NOW, DON'T LOOK AT THIS!
THIS ISN'T FOR CHILDREN TO SEE.
233
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,875
I'D BETTER CLOSE THIS WINDOW.
234
00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,083
[SCREECHING STOPS]
235
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,042
STUPID COMPUTER FROZE UP.
236
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,833
HANG ON. I'll REBOOT.
237
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,875
THIS IS PROBABLY
GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE.
238
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,708
[COMPUTER DIALING UP]
239
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,250
STILL JUST LOADING UP.
240
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,292
OK, GOOD. NOW WE...
241
00:13:56,542 --> 00:14:01,042
OH, WAIT. IT'S NOT DONE YET.
242
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,875
[SIGHS] SO, UH, ANYONE SEEN
ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY?
243
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:09,000
- JUST LAST WEEKEND I SAW...
- OH, WAIT! IT'S READY NOW.
244
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,292
[SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING]
245
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:18,125
OK, GOOD. HERE WE...
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
246
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,000
THING FROZE UP AGAIN!
247
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:24,792
- THIS ALMOST MAKES
ME WISH BILLY WAS HERE.
248
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:29,792
- YOU C.I.A. JERKS AIN'T
NEVER GONNA CATCH ME.
249
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,833
[LAUGHING]
250
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:36,417
- LEAKY COLLON, YOU ARE WANTED
BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.
251
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,542
PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY.
252
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:39,792
- NO!
253
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,958
- DARN IT! THAT USUALLY WORKS.
254
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,375
[CRASH]
255
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,167
[MEN SHOUTING]
256
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,250
- HA HA HA HA!
257
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,875
NO ONE CAN STOP
LEAKY COLLON. SAY WHAT?
258
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:09,708
- LEAKY COLLON, IT'S
TIME TO STOP RUNNING!
259
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,125
- WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO MY UNIBROW?
260
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,042
WITHOUT IT, I AM POWERLESS!
261
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,000
AAAH!
262
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:23,000
OUCH.
263
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:34,208
[SHIP'S HORN BLOWING]
264
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,208
- LOOKS LIKE A MESSY
END FOR LEAKY COLLON,
265
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:58,018
BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU DON'T EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES.
266
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,708
- GOOD WORK, JUNIOR AGENT BILLY.
267
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,333
HERE'S YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT.
268
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:05,625
APPARENTLY IT'S SOME SICK CULT OPERATING
UNDER THE GUISE OF A SCHOOL CLUB.
269
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,708
THEY'RE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
270
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:13,042
- LET'S GO SPREAD SOME FREEDOM.
271
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:17,125
- IT'S HALFWAY DONE
REBOOTING NOW.
272
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,250
- WELL, I'M OFFICIALLY
BORED TO TEARS.
273
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:24,208
I'll LET YOU ROTODORKS
FINISH ON YOUR OWN.
274
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:31,750
- NO, MANDY, I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL BE GOING ANYWHERE.
275
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:37,667
SEE, ONCE SOMEONE JOINS
THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB...
276
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,875
THEY CAN NEVER UNJOIN!
277
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,875
- IS "UNJOIN" EVEN A REAL WORD?
278
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,061
- WHO CARES? SHE
UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT!
279
00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:47,042
- DON'T YELL AT ME.
- WELL, THEN, SHUT UP!
280
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,083
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
281
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,042
- YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
282
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:54,042
- SHUT UP!
- HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP?
283
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:57,667
NOW, SOMEONE TELL CAPTAIN
OAF BAG HERE TO MOVE IT,
284
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,542
OR I'M GONNA CRUMPLE
HIM LIKE A PAPER SACK.
285
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,083
- IDLE THREATS, MANDY.
286
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:07,125
I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU MET WIGGLY, JR.
287
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,583
[SNAKE HISSES]
288
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:14,042
- OH, PLEASE. THAT'S JUST
A LITTLE GARDEN SNAKE.
289
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:20,792
- ALL SHALL SUCCUMB TO
THE POWER OF THE SNAKE!
290
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,208
- GRIM, UNTIE ME, NOW!
291
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,500
- SORRY, MANDY.
I'M ON THE CLOCK.
292
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,042
HEY, IT'S READY!
293
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:29,976
OK. LET ME JUST
ENTER THE CODE...
294
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"EXTREME DORK LOSERS."
295
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,583
SCYTHE.
296
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,917
- IT'S WORKING! IT'S
REALLY WORKING!
297
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,833
- YAY.
298
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,125
- YES!
299
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,250
COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH!
300
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,875
COME AND MAKE US KINGS!
301
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:00,875
[DOOR OPENS]
302
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:04,125
- YOU SICKOS ARE
IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE.
303
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,958
- [GASPS] THE
C.I.A. IS ON TO US!
304
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,018
RUN, GIRLS!
305
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,500
[GIRLS SCREAMING]
306
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:13,375
YOU AIN'T GETTING
JACK ON ME, YO!
307
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,000
- NO! LET HIM GO.
308
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:20,167
HE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS
CLASSROOM IS ON THE THIRD FLOOR.
309
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:25,000
WELL, WELL, WELL, HOW
THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
310
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:29,333
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, IRWIN,
A.K.A. JIMMY THE JACKAL,
311
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:33,458
A.K.A. MR. MAGIC MUTTON
CHOPS, A.K.A. DEBBIE?
312
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:36,375
SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
THREATEN THE WORLD POT HOLDER MARKET
313
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,809
WITH YOUR QUALITY HANDMADE MACRAME
POT HOLDERS, RAISING ENOUGH MONEY
314
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:42,083
TO BUY YOUR OWN SPACE LASER AND POINT IT
AT PEOPLE'S EYES, CAUSING RETINAL DAMAGE
315
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,292
SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO
WEAR GLASSES JUST LIKE YOU!
316
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,167
[DRAWS A DEEP
BREATH] BUT YOU FAILED.
317
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,583
- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
318
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,792
- WE HAD SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE.
319
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:52,917
- TAMMY?
320
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,042
BUT... BUT I WAS GONNA
ASK YOU OUT NEXT WEEK.
321
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,292
- GAG ME WITH A SPOON.
322
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,000
LIKE I WOULD HAVE
GONE OUT WITH YOU.
323
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,708
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS! DRAG HIM
AWAY FOR DEPROGRAMMING.
324
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,000
- THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
325
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:09,250
THIS EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT SNAKE NERDS!
326
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,833
SNAKE NERDS!
327
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:13,976
- YES!
328
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,125
COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH!
329
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,500
COME AND MAKE US KINGS!
330
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,583
[DOOR OPENS]
331
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,144
- YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
A MESS DOWN HERE!
332
00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:25,292
- PETER! THIS IS THE
WORST POSSIBLE TIME!
333
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:29,083
- WELL, I'M STILL TELLING MOM!
334
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:34,042
- HE'S EMERGING FROM THE VORTEX!
335
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,000
- HEY, SHNISSUGAH.
336
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,934
[LISPING] - HEY, GRIM. WHAT'S...
WHAT'S... HOW YOU BEEN?
337
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:47,083
- OH, YOU KNOW, FORCED INTO
FRIENDSHIP WITH A DUMB KID AND A MEAN KID.
338
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:47,917
AND YOU?
339
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,083
- SHEESH. NOT SO GOOD.
340
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,375
TRAVELING THROUGH THE INTERNET
ALWAYS MAKES ME NAUSEOUS.
341
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,125
YOU GOT ANY BICARBONATE
OF SODA AROUND HERE?
342
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,750
- THAT'S SHNISSUGAH?
343
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,917
BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO
BE, LIKE, 8 KILOMETERS LONG!
344
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,708
- ACTUALLY, IT'S 8 CENTIMETERS.
345
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,541
SOMETIMES, WITH THOSE
METRIC PREFIXES, THERE
346
00:20:04,553 --> 00:20:07,125
TENDS TO BE A LITTLE...
HEH... CONFUSION.
347
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,667
- WELL, ARE YOU AT LEAST
GONNA EAT ALL THE COOL KIDS?
348
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,500
- WHAT, ARE YOU
CRAZY IN THE HEAD?
349
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,042
COOL KIDS ARE FULL
OF TRANS-FATTY ACIDS.
350
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,375
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
WOULD DO TO MY INDIGESTION?
351
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:22,042
BUT I GUESS I COULD MAYBE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, BITE THEM ON THE BIG TOE IF YOU WANT.
352
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,583
- WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO?
353
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,417
- WELL, IT WOULD MAKE IT VERY
UNCOMFORTABLE TO WALK AROUND.
354
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,500
SAY, THERE AREN'T ANY CATS
RUNNING AROUND HERE, ARE THERE?
355
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:34,250
BECAUSE I'M REALLY,
REALLY ALLERGIC TO CATS.
356
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,458
OH, NO! THAT POOR
GIRL, ALL TIED UP!
357
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,042
WAIT. THAT IS A GIRL, RIGHT?
358
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:45,333
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
PEOPLE? UNTIE HER RIGHT NOW!
359
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:47,917
SHAME ON YOU NERDS!
360
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,917
YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN
PEOPLE HARASS YOU.
361
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,042
WHY WOULD YOU DO IT TO
OTHERS, ESPECIALLY A GIRL?
362
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,708
YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.
363
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,542
- YEAH, YOU DISGUST ME, TOO.
364
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,042
YOU'RE ALL OLD ENOUGH,
SO WEAR SOME DEODORANT!
365
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,061
I'VE BEEN TRYING NOT TO
VOMIT IN ME OWN MOUTH ALL DAY!
366
00:21:03,085 --> 00:21:06,625
- LISTEN, GRIM, I GOT TO RUN.
I'VE GOT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
367
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,792
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO RUN SOME TESTS.
368
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:13,125
I... I REALLY DON'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
369
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,042
- OUR WORLD HAS CRUMBLED.
370
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,167
- COMPLETELY.
371
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,500
- HEY, HAVE FUN, GUYS.
372
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,500
HA HA HA HA HA!
373
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,833
- "HAVE FUN"? WITH WHAT?
374
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:27,792
OH, NO!
375
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,083
- COVER YOUR EYES, WIGGLY, JR.
376
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,250
THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY.
377
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,125
[PUNCHES LANDING,
BOYS SCREAMING]
378
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,667
[SIGHS] NO ONE WANTS
TO JOIN THE CABBAGE CLUB.
379
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,375
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
380
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:03,208
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...
381
00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,458
[WHISTLING A TUNE]
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