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- HA HA HA!
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- NO MATTER HOW BAD IT SEEMS,
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IT COULD GET WORSE.
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- LET'S BE FRIENDS.
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- L-LET'S B-BE F-FRIENDS!
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- LET'S BE FRIENDS.
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- COME ON, BOY! GOOD BOY!
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HOO HOO HA HA!
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- YIP! YIP!
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- [ALL LAUGHING]
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- AAH!
- AAH!
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- LET'S BE FRIENDS!
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- LET'S BE FRIENDS!
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- [CHANTING "LET'S BE
FRIENDS" OVER AND OVER]
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- NO! NO! NO!
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HOLY MOLY!
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AAH!
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- THOSE YOUR SHEETS, HONEY?
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WAS IT THE DREAM
ABOUT THE CLOWNS AGAIN?
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OHH.
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[GRUNTING]
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THOSE YOUR SHEETS?
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WAS IT THE DREAM ABOUT
SANTA CLAUS AGAIN?
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UGH!
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[GROANING]
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- I'M GONNA GUESS THIS HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH BILLY.
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- HEY, MANDY.
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- 5 POINTS FOR ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- HIDING FROM THE CLOWNS!
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- THE CLOWN THING. I
SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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GET OUT HERE!
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YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
ME ASK, AREN'T YOU?
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- ASK WHAT?
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- WHAT'S WITH ALL
OF THE ORANGES?
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- THEY'RE NOT ORANGES,
THEY'RE TANGEL-ELOS.
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- OK. WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE TANGELOS?
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- CLOWNS HATE TANGELOS.
MESSES WITH THEIR EQUILIBRIUM.
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- WHO TOLD YOU THAT BUNKUS?
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- [WHISTLING]
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- BILLY, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OVER
THIS RIDICULOUS FEAR OF CLOWNS.
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- WHO ARE YOU
CALLING RIDIC-U-MOUS?
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- WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEAR
OF PROFESSIONAL FIGURE SKATERS?
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- THAT'S NOT A FEAR.
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I JUST DON'T TRUST THE
WAY THEY SPIN IS ALL.
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- YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME, MANDY!
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THE CLOWNS ARE
NOTHING BUT ULTIMATE EVIL!
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THEY WANT TO BE THE
DOMINANT SPECIES ON THE PLANET,
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AND THEY'LL DESTROY
US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
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I'll TAKE THE CHICKEN.
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DESTROY US ALL!
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[REPEATING "DESTROY US ALL"]
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- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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- OK, WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THIS BACKPACK THING.
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IT'S VERY DEMEANING.
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I'M THE GRIM REAPER,
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
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I USED TO HAVE A CHARIOT
OF 400 BURNING HORSES!
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MY ARRIVAL ON THE SCENE WOULD
BE A RAGING THUNDERCLAP OF FEAR!
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NOW, IT'S "HEY, HAVE
YOU SEEN GRIM?"
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"YEAH, I THINK HE'S WEDGED
BETWEEN THAT HISTORY TEXTBOOK
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AND A TUNA FISH SANDWICH."
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- DESTROY US ALL!
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DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
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[REPEATING "DESTROY US ALL"]
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- AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE GUYS
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DOWN IN THE
UNDERWORLD ACCOUNTING
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BEEN LAUGHING AT
ME BEHIND MY BACK!
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THOSE GUYS ARE TURBO-NERDS!
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I BET NONE OF THEM EVEN
HAD A DATE SINCE THE 1800s.
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HEAR THAT, YOU
DATELESS TURBO-NERDS?
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I'M ONTO YOU! HMMPH!
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- YOU DONE?
- YEAH.
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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- A PAPER MACHE CLOWN HEAD.
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- AND YOU'RE SHOWING
ME THIS BECAUSE?
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- WE'RE GOING TO CURE BILLY
OF HIS ANNOYING CLOWNAPHOBIA.
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- WITH THAT?
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- SOMETIMES, YOU'VE GOT
TO CONFRONT YOUR FEARS
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TO GET PAST THEM.
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- YOU MEAN LIKE YOU AND
THE FIGURE SKATING THING?
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- IT'S NOT A "THING," OK?
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IT'S NOT A THING!
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- SO, THIS CLOWN HEAD?
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- YEAH, I WANT YOU
TO BRING IT TO LIFE
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AND MAKE IT ENTERTAIN BILLY.
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- OK, STAND BACK.
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WOO!
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MAMA SAY, MAMA SA, MA MACOSA!
MAMA SAY, MAMA SA, MA MACOSA!
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MAMA SAY, MAMA SA...
- GET ON WITH IT!
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- JUST TRYING TO GET
ME MOJO FLOWING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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BY THE POWER OF THE
COLD, COLD AFTERLIFE,
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I COMMAND YOU, ARISE!
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GIVE IT A MOMENT.
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SOMETIMES IT TAKES A
FEW SECONDS TO KICK IN.
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HEH HEH.
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- PATHETIC.
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- HMM.
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UH, EH, YOU WON'T MENTION
THIS TO ANYONE, WILL YOU?
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- RAH!
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[ROARING]
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UNH!
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RAH!
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AAH!
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[SNARLING]
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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OH!
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[GROWLING]
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AAH!
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- ALL RIGHT, PLAN B.
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DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR LINES?
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- OH, PLEASE, MANDY.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
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WHY, JUST LAST WEEK, I
KNOCKED 'EM DEAD IN BOISE.
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- [MAKING TRUCK SOUNDS]
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KEEP ON TRUCKIN'!
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TRUCK... TRUCK...
TRUCK... TRUCKIN'!
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- HEY HEY HEY!
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WHO'S READY TO LAUGH?
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[HONK HONK]
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- CLOWNS!
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AAH!
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- THAT WENT ABOUT
AS WELL AS EXPECTED.
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- MOM! DAD! YOU WON'T
BELIEVE WHO JUST WALKED IN!
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HOLY CRUD, THEY'RE STILL HERE!
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AAH! BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
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THOSE GUYS ALMOST GOT ME.
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AAH!
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- UGH, SOONER OR LATER, HE'S
GONNA RUN OUT OF WINDOWS.
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- AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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[KNOCK KNOCK]
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- OH, HELLO, BILLY.
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- AAH!
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- WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. COME ON.
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- I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GONNA
CURE BILLY'S FEAR OF CLOWNS,
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BUT SCARING THE DOODY
OUT OF HIM SURE IS FUN!
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- [GRUNTING]
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AAH! AAH!
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- MEOW.
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AHH.
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- HERE, BILLY, BILLY, BILLY!
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HERE, BILLY, BILLY, BILLY!
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- WHAT'S UP, MANDY?
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WEARING MAKE-UP, HUH?
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I MUST SAY, IT BRINGS
OUT THE WOMAN IN YOU.
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- STOW IT, IRWIN.
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HAVE YOU SEEN BILLY?
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- IT'S ALWAYS
ABOUT BILLY, ISN'T IT?
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT IRWIN?
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WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?
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I GOT NEEDS, TOO!
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BABY!
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- LOOK! THERE HE IS!
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- AAH!
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- QUICK! GET HIM!
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- SHE'LL BE BACK.
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[EIGHTIES MUSIC PLAYING]
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- AND PEOPLE THINK I'M SCARY.
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1983 ENDED A REALLY
LONG TIME AGO, LADIES!
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- TARGET SIGHTED.
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BILLY!
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- UNH! AAH!
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- DON'T FEAR US. WE'RE
HERE TO MAKE YOU SMILE.
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- AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
STOP WETTING YOURSELF.
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- ALL RIGHT, GRIM.
TURN ON THE MUSIC.
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[CIRCUS MUSIC]
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[TAPE SLOWING DOWN]
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- [WHIMPERING]
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- THE BATTERIES MUST BE GOING.
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DARN BUTTON'S STUCK!
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- IGNORE IT. JUST
DO THE JUGGLING.
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- I DIDN'T REALLY GET
TIME TO PRACTICE.
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- JUST DO IT!
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- [WHIMPERING]
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- WHAT WAS THAT?
- LOOK!
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I TOLD YOU I CAN'T JUGGLE!
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I WANTED TO DO THE
ROUTINE WITH THE UMBRELLAS,
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BUT YOU SAID NO!
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AND WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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- AAH! AAH!
- LISTEN!
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STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!
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STOP IT, YOU NINNY! STOP IT, OK?
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STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!
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- GOTTA GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE.
GOTTA GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE!
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HAPPY PLACE... HAPPY PLACE.
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- WHAT'S UP, BILLY?
YOU LOOK A LITTLE DOWN.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
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- I'M YOUR INNER FRAT BOY, DUDE!
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- WOW!
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I
HAD AN INNER FRAT BOY!
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- WELL, SURE! EVERYBODY
HAS AN INNER FRAT BOY.
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AND SINCE I'M HERE, THAT
MUST MEAN YOU NEED MY HELP.
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HEH HEH.
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- WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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I HAVE BEEN HAVING
A HARD TIME LATELY.
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THESE REALLY SCARY
CLOWNS KEEP ON SCARING ME!
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- OH, CLOWNS
AREN'T SCARY, BILLY.
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- THEY'RE NOT?
- NO.
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THEY'RE JUST DIFFERENT.
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AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE
LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN YOU
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OR THINKS DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU,
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DOESN'T MEAN YOU
SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THEM.
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IT MEANS YOU SHOULD
BE ANGRY AT THEM!
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HOW DARE THEY BE DIFFERENT?
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WHAT, MY WAY OF LIFE AIN'T
GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM?
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- SO, YOU'RE SAYING I
SHOULD BEAT THEM UP?
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- BILLY, FIGHTING OUTSIDE
OF A HOCKEY RINK IS WRONG,
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BUT I'M IMAGINARY, SO
DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
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- THANKS FOR ALL YOUR
HELP, INNER FRAT BOY.
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- NO PROBLEM, BILLY.
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NOW, YOU READY
FOR YOUR PADDLING?
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- EH, NO.
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- OH, OK.
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ANOTHER TIME, THEN.
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HEY LOOK, SOME FUNNY CLOWNS!
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- SEE, MANDY?
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ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS
SHAKE HIM AND YELL.
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IT'S THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.
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OOH! MY FACE!
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- TAKE YOUR STINKING
HANDS OFF ME,
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YOU STINKING CLOWN!
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YOU CLOWNS THINK
YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?
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I'll SHOW YOU! I'll
SHOW YOU ALL!
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- BILLY, YOU'RE
BEING STUPID AGAIN.
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NOW GIVE ME THE SCYTHE.
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GRIM, RUN.
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- YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN
ME! YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN ME!
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- IF WE DITCH THESE
CLOWN COSTUMES,
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HE MIGHT STOP CHASING US!
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- HERE SHE COMES,
RUNNING BACK TO IRWIN.
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YO, BABY! WHAT'S THE HURRY?
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OH, HEY, BILLY.
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT?
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COME ON, STEP OFF, YO.
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WAIT, YOU'RE
FREAKING ME OUT. STOP!
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[FIGHTING, GROANING,
SLASHING, SCREAMING]
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- HEY, GRIM! HEY, MANDY!
240
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,708
YOU SEE THOSE DIRTY, PUTRID,
STINKING, ROTTEN CLOWNS
241
00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,125
I CHASED OFF, DID YA?
242
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,292
- YUP, BILLY.
243
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,667
YOU SEEM TO HAVE FINALLY
CONQUERED YOUR FEAR.
244
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,375
- YEAH, THAT TOOK GUTS.
245
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,667
- AND RAGE. DON'T
FORGET THE RAGE.
246
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,292
- SO, WHO'S UP FOR
ICE CREAM SUNDAES?
247
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,375
- OOH! OOH! OOH! ME!
248
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:29,083
- [HEAVY BREATHING]
249
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,042
- HA! IN YOUR FACE, MANDY!
250
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,542
- RAH!
251
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,375
- SO, IT'S AGREED, THEN?
252
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,042
WE ALL HATE CLOWNS.
253
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,625
- YUP.
- MM-HMM.
254
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:42,750
- MEOW!
255
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,250
- RAH!
256
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:47,000
[ROARING]
257
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,208
- [ALL LAUGHING]
258
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:03,976
- ♪ DOO DOO DO DOO DOO DOO ♪
259
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,625
♪ DOO DOO DO DOO DOO DOO DO ♪
260
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:13,583
- AHH, NOT BAD FOR
HOMEMADE, BILLY.
261
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,125
- WHY, THANK YOU, GRIM.
262
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,500
CAN I TOP YOU OFF?
263
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,667
- FILL 'ER UP, MAN.
264
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,500
- WILL YOU BOOBS
QUIT PLAYING HOUSE
265
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,125
AND HELP ME FIND THE APPLE?
266
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,750
- UH-OH, GRIM.
267
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:26,083
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S
A LITTLE CRABBY.
268
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,958
- HA HA HA!
- HA HA!
269
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,833
- SOMEONE NEEDS A THICKER SHELL!
270
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,500
- HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA!
271
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:38,833
- YOU TWO HAVE 3 SECONDS
TO FIND THE APPLE OF DISCORD,
272
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,542
OR ELSE!
273
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,333
- HEY! GUESS WHAT!
274
00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:44,917
CHICKEN BUTT!
275
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,042
NO, SERIOUSLY.
276
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:46,875
OVER AT THE FLAB BURGER,
277
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,333
THEY ACTUALLY THROW AWAY FOOD
278
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,333
IF IT'S BEEN UNDER A HEAT
LAMP FOR MORE THAN 36 HOURS.
279
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,833
SO, I BROUGHT YOU DOGS LUNCH.
280
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,917
- HERE, ERIS.
281
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,976
PUT THE BURGER IN MY
SLIMY, NEW FLIPPERS.
282
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,292
- NO, NO, ERIS. PUT IT
IN MY CLAW OF A HEAD.
283
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:06,083
OR WHY DON'T YOU
REST IT ON BILLY'S UDDER?
284
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,917
- HA HA HA!
285
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,875
I GOTS AN UDDER! HA!
286
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,125
- OH! I THOUGHT YOU
LOOKED DIFFERENT.
287
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:16,042
WHAT'S THE MATTER, GRIM,
CAN'T HANDLE YOUR OWN MOJO?
288
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:16,958
- MOJO?
289
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,184
IT WASN'T NO MOJO THAT DID THAT;
290
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,125
IT WAS THAT MAGIC
BANANA BILLY FOUND.
291
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:23,042
- MAGIC BANANA! MAGIC BANANA!
292
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,625
- WHAT MAGIC BANANA ARE YOU
293
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,250
AND THAT TALKING
BURRITO SPEAKING OF?
294
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,083
- THIS MAGIC BANANA!
295
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,417
- OH, GRIM!
296
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,542
YOU DIDN'T LET THEM
USE THE APPLE, DID YOU?
297
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,500
- UH... UH...
- OH, YOU BET HE DID!
298
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,750
YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN ALL THE COOL STUFF
299
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,708
THAT HAPPENED!
300
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:42,750
GRIM WAS GONNA
DESTROY THE APPLE...
301
00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,042
- WOW, MANDY!
302
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,042
THIS 600-INCH PLASMA
T.V. IS AMAZING!
303
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,000
- THE SOUND SYSTEM
AIN'T BAD, NEITHER!
304
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:54,976
- BILLY, THE ONLY REASON I
BROUGHT THAT BURRITO TO LIFE
305
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,708
WAS SO THAT YOU'D
STOP ANNOYING ME.
306
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:58,917
IT AIN'T WORKING.
307
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,018
SO, WOULD YOU JUST
EAT THAT THING, ALREADY?
308
00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,000
- PLAY! PLAY! PLAY!
309
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,083
BIRD PLAY! BIRD PLAY!
310
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:09,042
- YEAH! FEEL THAT BASS THUMPING!
311
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,708
- IT'S LOOSENING UP MY EAR WAX!
312
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,542
- MAN, THIS GETS ME PUMPED UP!
313
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:18,042
HA, IT MAKES ME
WANNA... WANNA... [FARTS]
314
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,250
- REAL NICE.
315
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,833
- I'M SORRY, MAN.
IT'S THE BEANS.
316
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:22,833
- HEY, MANDY!
317
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,125
HOW COME WE NEVER
HANG OUT OVER HERE?
318
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:27,917
- MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
WHENEVER YOU TWO ARE OVER,
319
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,625
SOMETHING BREAKS.
320
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:30,542
- HEY, MANDY!
321
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,375
YOUR LAMP SHADE'S CROOKED!
322
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,500
- I REST MY CASE.
323
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:39,833
THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I
WOULD LIKE TO KEEP INTACT.
324
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:41,000
LIKE THE T.V.
325
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,542
IF ANYTHING WERE TO
HAPPEN TO THAT NEW T.V.,
326
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:47,333
I'D... I'D...
327
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,000
GRIM!
328
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,833
- WHAT? I'M INNOCENT!
329
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,077
[CRACKLING]
- HEY, LOOK, GRIM!
330
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:57,083
THE T.V. IS TRYING
TO CONTACT US.
331
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,708
OOH! IT'S COMING CLOSER!
332
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,958
IT MUST WANT TO
WHISPER SOMETHING.
333
00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:02,917
- GRIM!
334
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,583
- OH, YEAH, IT WAS
ME AGAIN, MANDY.
335
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:07,976
I DROPPED YOUR 4,000
POUND T.V. ON MYSELF.
336
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,042
- OOPS! SORRY ABOUT THE T.V.
337
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,417
I JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
338
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,958
YOU BOTH ARE SO CUTE
WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY.
339
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,083
- ERIS, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
340
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,000
- I WAS JUST
HAVING A LITTLE FUN.
341
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,625
CONSIDER IT MY LAST HURRAH.
342
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,500
- HURRAH!
343
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:24,958
- YOU SEE, I'M GIVING UP CHAOS.
344
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:28,018
I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS.
345
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:31,083
GRIM, HERE'S THE
APPLE OF DISCORD.
346
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,667
KEEP IT SECRET. KEEP IT SAFE.
347
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,000
- WAIT. WHAT'S THE CATCH?
348
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,625
- WHAT? THERE'S NO CATCH.
349
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,375
THE WORLD IS CHAOTIC ENOUGH.
350
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,125
- LADY SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
351
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,875
- NOPE, I'M DONE WITH CHAOS.
352
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,792
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING
WITH A LITTLE MORE MEANING.
353
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:46,875
- YOU SING IT!
354
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,833
- I'M GONNA WORK AT
THE NEW FLAB BURGER
355
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,000
DOWN THE BLOCK.
356
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:50,917
SO LONG!
357
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,083
- I'll HOLD THE BANANA!
358
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,750
- LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ERIS WAS THINKING,
359
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,208
BUT THIS APPLE IS
WAY TOO DANGEROUS
360
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:59,083
TO LEAVE WITH THE
LIKES OF YOU TWO.
361
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:03,083
IT'S GOING IN MY
TRUNK, AND THAT'S FINAL.
362
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,917
AHH, THERE.
363
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,042
NOTHING'S GETTING
OUT OF THIS CHEST.
364
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,667
- [SNORING]
365
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:45,542
- [GIBBERISH]
366
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,083
- AAH!
367
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:03,958
[PANTING]
368
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,250
- YO, WHAT'S WRONG, BILLY?
369
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,708
- I GUESS I HAD A SCARY DREAM.
370
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:09,958
- HEY, BILLY.
371
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:12,375
WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT UNDER THERE?
372
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,083
- HEY! A BANANA!
373
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:20,125
- HOW DID YOU GET
THE APPLE OF DISCORD?
374
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,583
- WHAT APPLE?
375
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,750
THAT APPLE.
376
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,102
- WHAT APPLE WHERE?
377
00:18:24,126 --> 00:18:25,144
- THIS ONE!
378
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:28,458
- OOH, THAT'S NOT AN APPLE!
379
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,750
THAT'S A... MAGIC BANANA!
380
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,083
- YEAH, MAGIC BANANA.
381
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:37,375
- WHY, I'D KILL HIM...
IDIOT... [MUMBLING]
382
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,667
MAGIC BANANA.
383
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,625
AHEM.
384
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:42,583
- NOT NOW, MANDY. I'M WORKING.
385
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,542
- UGH!
386
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:46,250
WHAT? AAH!
387
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,583
- YET ANOTHER ONE GETS AWAY.
388
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,792
NICE GOING, MANDY.
389
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,792
HOW DID YOU GET THE
APPLE OF DISCORD?
390
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,144
THIS SHOULD BE IN ME TRUNK!
391
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:57,417
THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA
DESTROY THIS THING!
392
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,917
- YOU CAN'T DESTROY
THE APPLE OF DISCORD.
393
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,333
WITHOUT CHAOS, THEN
ORDER CANNOT EXIST.
394
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,333
SO, IF THE APPLE WERE
TO BE DESTROYED,
395
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,000
YOU WOULD HAVE
DESTROYED ALL OF EXISTENCE.
396
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,458
- HA, GRIM!
397
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,542
- HEY! GIVE ME THE APPLE BACK!
398
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,583
- NOPE, GRIM! THE
BANANA PICKED ME!
399
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:16,417
- BILLY, THAT APPLE WOULDN'T
PICK YOU IF YOU WERE A BOOGER!
400
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,375
- WELL, IT DEPENDS ON
WHAT KIND OF BOOGER.
401
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,083
HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!
402
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,976
- GOOD WORK, MANDY!
NOW, GIVE ME THE APPLE.
403
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,125
COME ON! HAND IT OVER!
404
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,625
- NO. NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL.
405
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,708
NO, I WILL KEEP THE APPLE!
406
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,250
I WILL CONTROL CHAOS!
407
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,875
I WILL RULE DISCORD!
408
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:38,458
I WILL BE A DARK
AND TERRIBLE QUEEN!
409
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:41,958
AND I MIGHT PUNCH
IRWIN IN THE MOUTH!
410
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,144
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
411
00:19:43,168 --> 00:19:44,875
DARK AND TERRIBLE QUEEN.
412
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,042
I'M DESTROYING THIS THING.
413
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:49,833
- MAN, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET
THAT SCRUB TAKE YOUR BANANA?
414
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:52,375
- [BOTH GROWLING]
415
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,708
- WELL, WHAT YOU WAITIN' FOR?
416
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,667
GO GET HIM!
417
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,292
- GET OFF ME!
418
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:06,667
- HA!
- HA!
419
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:08,833
- HA HA!
420
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,625
- HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
421
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,333
- OH, I HEAR YA, GRIM!
422
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,000
I HEAR YA!
423
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,292
- WHERE DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE GOING?
424
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,542
WITH MY PIECES OF APPLE?
425
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:22,000
- OH, YOU MEAN THIS ONE?
426
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,792
HA HA HA!
427
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,375
- GRR!
428
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,250
- HA HA HA! OH, YEAH!
429
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,042
- GRR!
430
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:36,000
NOW, WHO'S LAUGHING, HORSE BUTT?
431
00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:38,125
- [FARTS]
432
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,375
- [WHIMPERING]
433
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,208
- HAD ENOUGH?
434
00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:45,833
- GIVE ME THE APPLE SLICES!
435
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,917
DON'T FORCE ME
TO USE MY KUNG FU!
436
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:55,458
AAH!
437
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:59,250
OH... YOU'RE DESPICABLE!
438
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,417
HA HA! YOU BOTH
NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.
439
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,792
- HOLY GUACAMOLE, FOLKS!
440
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,042
THIS IS WHERE IT REALLY
GETS OFF THE HOOK.
441
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,667
- QUIT! HOLD ON!
442
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,833
LET'S JUST TAKE A
BREAK FOR A SECOND.
443
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:21,042
JEEZ, I CAN'T EVEN SEE
WHERE I AM ANYMORE.
444
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,958
AH, THAT'S BETTER.
445
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:25,875
- HEY, WHO'S GOT
MY PIECE OF APPLE?
446
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,833
- HEY! MY PIECE IS GONE!
447
00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:31,083
BUT I HAVE THESE COOL UDDERS!
448
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,250
- AAH!
- AAH!
449
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,875
- GRIM, I TRUSTED YOU TO KEEP
THE APPLE OF DISCORD SAFE!
450
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:38,000
I CAN SEE I WAS WRONG.
451
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,292
- SHAME ON YOU!
452
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:44,000
- WELL, WELL, THIS MIGHT
HAVE BEEN MY BEST IDEA...
453
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,083
EVER!
454
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,667
[KNOCKING]
455
00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,167
OH, IRWIN!
456
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,750
JUST WHO I WAS LOOKING FOR!
457
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:54,708
YOU SEE, IRWIN, THIS WORLD
IS SO CHAOTIC AND CRAZY
458
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,583
THAT IT DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE.
459
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:59,417
AND I WAS LOOKING FOR
SOMEONE TRUSTWORTHY
460
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,208
TO WATCH MY APPLE FOR ME.
461
00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:06,708
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
462
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:10,458
- DESTROY US ALL!
DESTROY US ALL!
463
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:14,333
[REPEATING "DESTROY US ALL"]
464
00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:37,292
[SHOUTING STOPS]
465
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,958
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
466
00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:43,958
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