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HaHaHaHa!

I WANT ALL OF YOUR GARMONBOZIA

HELLO?

WHO IS THERE?

OH, HEY THERE, DUDE.

HEY. OH, NIGEL, YOU SCARED ME.

LOOK OUT!

IT'S THE MUMMY'S GHOST.

[GROWLING]

AAH!

NO!

[GROWLING]

I AM THE MUMMY'S GHOST.

OOH! I AM THE MUMMY'S GHOST.

DUDE, THAT MONSTER TOOK OVER YOUR MIND.

FOOLISH MORTAL. HA HA HA!

I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS.

I HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH.

Nigel: NO!

AAH!

DUDE, STOP!

[GROANS]

GADZOOKS! THIS MOVIE'S TOO SCARY.

OH, PLEASE.

I'VE SEEN SCARIER STUFF IN YOUR TOILET.

YEAH.

HEY, CAN YOU FLY INTO PEOPLE'S HEADS

AND MAKE THEM DO CRAZY STUFF?

OF COURSE I CAN, STUPID BOY.

♪ LOOK AT ME, I'M A KITTY CAT ♪

♪ I WEAR A BOWL OF PEANUTS FOR A HAT ♪

♪ IF I EAT THEM ALL, I WILL GET FAT ♪

♪ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, I'M A KITTY CAT ♪

THAT WAS SO RAD!

MEOW!

COULD I LEARN TO DO THAT?

HA! ALL YOU DO IS JUMP INTO SOMEBODY'S HEAD.

IT'S SO EASY...

OHH!

SON, IT'S AWFULLY HARD TO READ THIS PAPER

THROUGH YOUR BUTT.

SORRY, DAD.

UGH!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO PLAY OUTSIDE, SON.

YOU GOT TO JUMP IN HEADFIRST, STUPID.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU BRAINLESS MONKEY?

YEEEOWW!

AAH!

HA HA HA!

Woman on television: ROGER, I'M PREGNANT.

Man on television: THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK.

HEY, BONEHEAD, YOU SMELL.

GO GET ME A SANDWICH, DUMMY-BUTT.

HEE HEE HEE!

JUST KIDDING. IT'S ME... BILLY!

I JUMPED INTO MANDY'S HEAD.

FOOLED YOU, HUH?

HILARIOUS.

NOW GO FOOL SOMEBODY ELSE.

OK!

HEY, IRWIN!

AAH!

UH, HI, MANDY.

YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE.

YOU... YOU LIKE ME?

YEAH, YOU ROCK! HEE HEE HEE!

ASTOUNDING.

OH! OOH!

HI, MANDY'S MOM AND DAD.

OOH!

I MEAN, UH, MY MOM AND DAD.

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

ARE YOU, UH, FEELING ALL RIGHT, MANDY?

HA HA HA!

[MAN YELLING GIBBERISH]

BL-BL-BL-BL!

BEE BA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

HA HA HA!

NO!

HEY, HEY, HEY!

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

OOH, MY HEAD.

HI, MANDY.

UH, YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME, ARE YOU?

GET... OUT!

[SIGHS]

GEE, MILKSHAKES, I THINK MANDY

MIGHT BE MAD AT ME.

I GUESS I DESERVE IT ON ACCOUNT

OF ALL THE NAUGHTY STUFF I MADE HER DO.

I DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED.

TOUCHING.

M-M-MANDY?

YOU KNOW, BILLY,

YOU CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS,

AND YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE,

BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE.

YAAH!

OOH! OW! EEH-A OW!

OOH! OOH! HEY, I'M SORRY!

I'M SORRY.

MY EYES, MY EYES!

AAH!

AH, YES. MY FAVORITE PART OF THE DAY...

THE OBITUARIES.

HMM... NOPE. NOBODY DIED TODAY.

LET'S TRY THE PERSONAL ADS.

"FUN-LOVING FEMALE SEEKS MYSTERIOUS, DARK STRANGER.

MUST BE LIVELY."

OH! I DESPISE THE LIVING. CURSE THEM ALL.

[CRUNCH]

[BARKING]

HEY THERE, LITTLE FELLA.

YOU GONNA BE GRIM'S BEST FRIEND?

YES, SIRREE!

HEY THERE, G-MAN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MANDY AND ME WENT FISHING, AND LOOK WHAT I GOT.

A STICK.

YOU CAUGHT A STICK.

HEE HEE! I KNOW!

HIS NAME IS DERRICK.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME FISHING WITH YOU?

HEY, YOU'RE A BIG BOY.

I DON'T NEED TO BABY-SIT YOU ALL DAY, DO I?

WELL... NO, I DON'T.

BESIDES, IT'S A FULL-TIME JOB BABY-SITTING BILLY.

HEE HEE HEE!

GO, DERRICK, GO!

OOPS. DERRICK BROKE.

[GASPS]

HEY!

DERRICK'S GOT A BROTHER!

HMM. NOW, WHAT SHOULD I CALL YOU, LITTLE FELLA?

OOH, OOH! OOH, OOH! I KNOW.

I'll CALL YOU DERRICK.

HELLO, DERRICK. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

"I'M VERY WELL, THANK YOU, DERRICK."

COULDN'T YOU GET A PART-TIME JOB

WHILE BILLY AND I AREN'T AROUND?

A PART-TIME JOB?

WELL, THERE IS ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.

THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO?

HMM...

BUT, GRIM, YOU'RE ALREADY A COLD, LIFELESS DUMMY.

Billy: OOH, OOH! I KNOW.

GRIM WANTS TO BE A WINDOW.

NO, YOU IDIOT.

I WANT TO BE A SWIMSUIT MODEL!

OH, BOY.

I GOTTA GET NEW FRIENDS.

Look how skinny he is.

He must have a great personal trainer.

OK, LET'S SEE. VERY NICE. MM-HMM.

VERY NICE.

TOO SMALL. OHH.

TOO STUPID.

YAHOO!

TOO FRENCH. EW... TOO OLD. BAH!

TOO BAD, TOO EW... TOO DEAD.

TOO...?

[GRIM SCREAMING]

Billy: OOH, YEAH! OH, JUST MISSED.

OOH! THERE IT IS!

NOW I'VE GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE FAIRY.

UGH. THIS IS TOO EASY.

HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE OFF MODELING SOMEWHERE?

THOSE BLASTED PEOPLE AT THE MODELING AGENCY

DIDN'T WANT TO USE ME AT ALL!

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

HMM. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE...

OH, WHAT'S THAT WORD?

OH, YEAH. SCARY.

YEAH, AND YOU'RE UGLY, TOO.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY AND UGLY.

OOOH! AND HIS BREATH SMELLS, TOO.

[GASPS]

[BLOWS]

WELL, YOU'D HAVE STINKY BREATH, TOO,

IF YOU WERE A ROTTEN BAG OF BONES.

OBVIOUSLY, YOU NEED SOME HELP...

SOMETHING US GIRLS LIKE TO CALL...

A MAKEOVER.

HEE HEE HEE!

LET'S START WITH THE BARE BONES.

YAH! AAAH!

Billy: OOH, YEAH. HE'S GOT TO HAVE SKIN.

OOH! AND EYES, TOO. OOH! AND TEETH.

OOH-OOH! AND THAT! PUT THAT IN THERE.

AMAZING.

Grim: A MIRROR. GIVE ME A MIRROR.

I MUST SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME.

I'M... I'M... I'M... BLIND?

I CAN'T SEE A BLASTED THING.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT

BILLIARD BALLS FOR EYES.

IT TAKES A LOT OF GUTS

TO BE A SWIMSUIT MODEL, GRIM.

YEP! SO I STUFFED YOUR STOCKING FULL OF MEAT.

Grim: BUT IF I CAN'T SEE... OOF!

HOW DO I KNOW IF I LOOK GOOD ENOUGH THIS TIME?

TRUST ME, GRIM. YOU LOOK GREAT.

REALLY? DO I?

YOU'RE GONNA KNOCK 'EM DEAD.

Grim: OOH! AAH! EEH!

[CRASH]

COME ON, BILLY. LET'S TRY TO CATCH THE FAIRY AGAIN.

[SCREAMING]

YOU ARE PERFECT!

YOU'RE JUST WHAT WE NEED FOR OUR NEW COMMERCIAL CONTRACT:

SWIM SWAM TRUNKS.

CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF WEARING THESE TRUNKS?

WELL, ACTUALLY, I... OF COURSE YOU CAN!

YOU'RE GOING TO BE FAMOUS, MR. REAPER...

A SUPERSTAR.

A SUPERSTAR?

ABSOTUTELY!

JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE.

Grim: OOH! UH! AH!

Billy: UH-UH! OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

GRIM IS GONNA BE ON TV.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOSE THE BILLIARD BALLS SO YOU CAN SEE.

OH, YEAH.

THAT'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE.

[SURF MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ SWIM SWAM TRUNKS, THEY'RE FOR HUNKS ♪

♪ SWIM SWAM TRUNKS FOR CHICKS AS WELL!

♪ SWIM SWAM TRUNKS ARE REALLY HOT ♪

♪ BUT SWIM SWAM TRUNKS ARE REALLY COOL, AS WELL ♪

♪ YES, SIRREE, SWIM SWAM TRUNKS ARE REALLY ♪

♪ INTERESTING

Billy: OOH, LOOK! IT'S GRIM! IT'S GRIM!

HE'S A SUPERSTAR ON TV.

Announcer: ARE YOU UGLY? ARE YOU REALLY UGLY?

YOU'RE REALLY UGLY.

Announcer: AVOID BEING AS UGLY AS THIS POOR MISSHAPEN MAN.

BUY SWIM SWAM SWIMMING SHORTS.

SWIM SWAM SWIMSUITS. BUY NOW!

NOW. NOW!

SWIMSUIT DOES NOT ACTUALLY MAKE YOU THIS ATTRACTIVE AND CONTAINS NO VITAMINS.

SOME SIDE EFFECTS MAY OCCUR, SUCH AS BLEEDING FROM THE GUMS AND EARS.

CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE USING SWIM SWAM.

HEY, DERRICK AND DERRICK.

YOU DON'T THINK YOUR OLD BUDDY GRIM IS UGLY, DO YOU?

GOOD MORNING, GRIM! TIME FOR BREAKFAST!

MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!

I DON'T NEED BREAKFAST, BILLY.

I'M THE GRIM REAPER.

I JUST NEED MY COFFEE.

BESIDES, CEREAL GOES RIGHT THROUGH ME.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU SHOVING

INTO YOUR FACE NOW, BILLY?

"INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, CANE SYRUP, GLUCOSE,

"SUCROSE, DEXTROSE, FRUCTOSE,

FORTIFIED HYDROGENATED WHEAT BITS, AND SUGAR."

YEAH. TRY SOME.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

THAT STUFF WILL KILL YOU.

YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW.

HELLO? WHAT'S THIS?

HEY, I'M NOT MISSING!

I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY CHILDREN.

HEE HEE! YEAH! HA HA HA!

IT'S HUMILIATING.

WHAT IF MY FRIENDS SHOULD FIND OUT?

I'll BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE UNDERWORLD.

GRIM! I FOUND YOU AT LAST!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, MAN?

WE GOT HEADS TO ROLL.

OH, JUST, UH, HAVING A LITTLE BREAKFAST, MAN.

[SLURPING AND GULPING]

[CHEWING LOUDLY]

SO, UH, WHO'S THE KID?

THAT'S BILLY.

[GULPS]

[BELCHES LOUDLY]

CUTE.

SO LET'S REAP HIS WRETCHED LITTLE SOUL

AND GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!

I CAN'T.

CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

I LOST A BET.

YOU LOST A BET?

AND NOW I'M STUCK BABY-SITTING THESE BRATS

FOREVER AND EVER!

SO, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE WON IN THIS BET?

THE SOUL OF A SICK HAMSTER.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

HA HA HA HA HA!

WHAT A BONEHEAD!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[STOMACH RUMBLING]

HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE KID?

[BELCHES VERY LOUDLY]

CHEER UP, GRIM. IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVE.

THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, BILLY.

IT'S KILLING ME.

I LONG FOR THAT OLD SIMPLE PLEASURE

OF DRAGGING LOST WRETCHED SOULS

KICKING AND SCREAMING

DOWN TO THE UNDERWORLD AND...

HELLO, BILLY. HELLO, GRIM.

SO, GRIM, WHY THE LONG FACE?

[MUTTERING]

GRIM'S DEPRESSED, MANDY.

I LONG FOR MY FORMER GRIMNESS.

THAT'S SO SAD.

[SOBBING]

JUST BRING YOUR BONY BUNS

BACK HERE AFTER SCHOOL.

BYE, GRIM.

SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL.

AND NO GRIM REAPING.

RIGHT. NO GRIM REAPING.

BUT THEN, COULD ANYONE BLAME ME IF I SHOULD HAPPEN TO WITNESS

SOME HORRIBLE ACCIDENT?

IT'S THE END FOR SOMEONE IN ENDSVILLE, BABY!

YOU'RE A VERY CARELESS LITTLE GIRL, AREN'T YOU?

[HORNS HONKING]

[HONKING CONTINUES]

[GIRL PANTING]

OH, BILE!

Grim: WHAT'S THIS?

A SKATEBOARDER WITHOUT A HELMET?

THAT'S INSANE.

NO, THAT'S PERFECT! HA HA HA HA HA!

OW!

WELL, THAT'S EMBARRASSING.

WOW. THIS KID IS GOOD!

HEY!

HE'S VERY GOOD.

HE'S HEADED FOR THAT DITCH!

THIS IS IT! HE WILL NEVER MAKE IT ACROSS.

HA HA HA HA HA!

Grim: YES! YES!

FASTER! FASTER!

HA HA HA HA HA!

WHOA!

WHOA!

YOU SAVED MY LIFE.

WHAT CAN I SAY? I LIKE YOU, KID.

YOU GOT STYLE.

THANKS, SCARY SKELETAL DUDE.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

BEAT IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.

I'VE GOT A REPUTATION TO MAINTAIN,

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

[GASPS]

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

I'M NO GOOD AT GRIM REAPING.

I'M ALL WASHED UP.

MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE.

I COULD BE GOOD.

I MEAN, HECK, EVEN I HAVE A HEART...

A DEAD ONE.

THAT'S IT! FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,

I'M ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS!

GIVE ME THE BAG, GRANNY!

UNHAND THAT BAG.

AAH!

THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.

THAT WAS VERY BRAVE.

OH, IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY. I... AAH!

LEAVE ME ALONE!

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

MEOW. MEOW. AHEM. MEOW.

[YAWNS]

OH, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE OUR POOR KITTY

FROM THE HORRIBLE TREE?

MEOW. ME... AAH!

KITTY!

I THINK HE'S STUNNED.

REMEMBER, CHILDREN... SAFETY FIRST.

NOW FOLLOW ME.

Grim: THAT DRIVER IS OUT OF CONTROL.

I MUST SAVE THE CHILDREN!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, YEAH, HA HA HA!

YEAH. YEAH. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOW MAYBE HE WILL PAY ATTENTION TO HIS DRIVING.

MY DANG CELL PHONE WENT DEAD.

WHAT THE...

OOH!

Man: JEEZ, I GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL.

AAH!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[SHOUTING]

WHEW... AAH!

WHO AM I KIDDING?

I CAN'T BE A GOOD GUY.

HAVE I FORGOTTEN WHO I AM?

HAVE I NO PURPOSE?

I AM GRIM!

Mandy: HEY, BONEHEAD.

GET YOUR BONY BUTT OVER HERE.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?

WHY DON'T YOU CALL IF YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE?

SALIVA WANTS TO BURY YOU IN THE YARD AGAIN,

DON'T YOU, BABY?

EH, EVERYBODY NEEDS A PURPOSE.