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[ Laughing ]

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Whatever you do, don't look behind you.

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Billy: This is it, men!

Steady! Here it comes!

[ Imitates growling ]

Aah! Eek! No! No!

Aah! Aah!

Stop attacking us, Mr. Monster!

We only wanted to be your friend.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Let's make up. [ Smooches ]

[ Giggles ] Yay!

That's when the monster melted the foolish soldier's brain

with its heat-ray vision.

[ Slump! ]

Aww. He had a wife and two kids.

He's better off now.

[ Sizzle! ]

[ Sniffles ] How are you today, Mandy?

You will take me to see Mr. Snuggles.

Mr. Snuggles?

Oh, it's his 10th birthday today!

That's like a jillion in hamster years.

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It looks like he's about ready to kick the bucket.

Happy birthday, Mr. Snuggles!

Hey, wanna see him do a trick?

No.

Mr. Snuggles, kiss-kiss!

[ Snarling, chomp ]

Good boy!

That was more of a bite than a kiss.

[ Gasping ]

[ Warbling ]

What's that?

[ Shimmer ]

It seems to be a swirling vortex of pure evil

coming out of your floor.

[ Slurps ]

[ Chomp! ]

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Oh! Oh! Look! It's Santa! Santa Claus!

That's not Santa, you stooge.

That's the Grim Reaper.

Do I still get presents?

[ Jamaican accent ] Uh, well, no.

Actually, I'm here for the hamster.

Oh boy! Oh boy!

You brought presents for Mr. Snuggles?

No.

I'm taking him away.

To the North Pole?

No. I... [ Chomp! I Aah!

Ooh!

Look, I'm just doing my job.

But I'm afraid it's curtains for Mr. Snuggles.

You got him curtains?

[ Clears throat ] You'll have to forgive Billy.

He's an idiot.

Look, aren't you two scared?

Boo! Blah!

[ Pop! ]

Oh, come on. I'm a walking skeleton!

Isn't that scary?

Hey, can I see your hockey stick?

Fore!

Mr. Reaper, you are truly a horrific

and powerful figure, and I respect that.

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However, I cannot allow you to take Mr. Snuggles.

How dare you give orders to me.

I have powers you can't possibly imagine.

Tea?

Oh, thank you.

[ Slurps ]

Aw, you stained your dress.

It's not a dress!

Now, give me the hamster.

No. No?

Well, why not?

I'll make you a deal.

We will play a play a game with you.

If you win, you can have Mr. Snuggles.

Ooh! Ooh! Can he have me too?

Yes. And if we win, we keep Mr. Snuggles.

[ Laughs evilly ]

I love games.

And I never lose.

Neither do I.

Hmm.

Well, if you win, which you won't,

I'll be your best friend forever.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Follow me.

[ Creeak! ]

Gulp.

[ Creeaak! ]

Welcome to Limbo,

where we'll be playing my favorite game...

The limbo!

How low... [ Chomp! ]

Can you go?

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[ Creak, creak! ] Your turn.

[ Laughs evilly ]

I think we need to make a slight adjustment.

[ Chomp! ]

Your turn. [ Laughs evilly ]

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[ Xylophone, pop! ]

Hmm!

[ Chomp! ] That should do it.

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Gosh, I can't go that low.

Ah, but I can.

[ Slump! ]

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Oh, uh, any last words before you lose?

Just two. Kiss-kiss.

[ Poink! ]

[ Snarling ]

Aah!

Ohh! Get it off me!

Ooh! Aah!

Aaah!

You lose.

But... But... But this isn't fair!

A deal is a deal.

We keep Mr. Snuggles.

Yeah, and now you're our best friend forever!

[ Chattering! ] No!

This is impossible!

I am the Grim Reaper,

master of the forces of life and death!

Not anymore.

[ Chuckles ] See?

Being our best friend is pretty fun, huh?

And the best part is you can sleep over at both our houses!

Ooh, pillow fight!

[ Grunting ]

I loathe you.

[ Grunting ]

Why me?

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Clean that right up.

[ Snoring ]

Time to get up, Harold.

Yeah. [ Snoring ]

♪ Billy, time to wake up ♪

Honey?

Good morning.

[ Grunting ]

I just can't understand how such a little boy

can make such a mess and then just sleep the day away.

Rise and shine, Sleepenstein.

Do you realize what time it is?

[ Gasps, screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screaming ]

What the heck just happened?

Oh, that was just my mom. She's funny.

[ Laughs ]

Yeah, a real hoot.

H-Harold! [ Screaming ]

What?! What is it?!

[ Stammering ] Gladys?

Gladys.

Now, slowly.

What the heck are you trying to say?

B-B-B-Billy!

Yes?

Our son!

Yes?

Our son has turned into a big spooky skeleton!

Our poor skeleton son, Billy!

Let us go to him. [ Crank, pow! ]

Hmm.

Oh, Billy! Let me see what's become of you.

Both: What?

Morning, Dad.

[ Gasps ] Wait a sec.

Skin and hair and...

[ Chuckles ] A skeleton?

[ Stammering ] But I... I saw...

Did someone forget to take their medicine today?

Skeleton. Sheesh.

But I... I... You okay, Grim?

Is your house always this fun in the morning?

Nah.

Sometimes Mom and Dad are a little freaky.

Well, if anyone needs me...

I'll be in the shower.

[ Faucet squeaks, water running ]

Billy?

Mommy has some fresh towels for you.

[ Whistling Chopin's "Funeral March" ]

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[ Screaming ]

Are you finished in there yet? I got to go.

Ooh, I feel so... so violated.

Harold!

Big! Naked! Bathroom!

What is it? Spit it out.

Big, scary, naked skeletons!

Naked skeletons?

I'd better get the flail.

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Aha!

Hi, Dad.

Aah! Hi, Billy.

More skeletons, huh?

[ Laughs ]

Now, now, it's going to be alright, dear.

Rest is what you need.

[ Stammering ]

You've been overworking yourself lately.

You're starting to hallucinate.

It's all in your head.

[ Stammering ] All in my head.

All in my head. All in my...

[ Doorbell buzzing ] Aah!

That's just the doorbell.

All in my head.

Hello, Mr. Billy's dad.

Can Billy play?

Sure. He's in the kitchen.

Mmm. Hi, Mandy.

Sounds like your mom's met Grim.

So, what's up for today?

Hide-and-seek! Hide-and-seek!

Not quite what I had in mind.

Come on, Grim! Hide-and-seek! Hide-and-seek!

Sure. I'm game.

Okay, we'll play, but on one condition.

Not it.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Not it!

Pfft! Oh, come on, now.

Come, Billy. Let's hide.

Grim, count to 50.

Oh, crud.

It's all in my head.

But the germs... they're real. Yeah.

Real germs.

Yeah.

Maybe the skeletons, they're real, too.

Oh, so real.

And my poor baby!

He's in danger.

He needs his mommy!

I've got to save him! Yeah!

Billy!

Hello?

Hmm.

Where the Dickens are they?

Ah!

Gotcha! [ Laughing ]

Oh, shut up.

Billy!

Bill... [ Gasps ]

Honey?

Billy?

B-B-B-Billy?

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Aw, Mom. You ruined our good hiding spot.

[ Gasps ] My baby!

Oh! [ Smooching ]

Yes, yes, it's good to see you, too, Mrs. Billy's mom.

Oh, Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy!

No hideous germs or spooky skeletons

could tear you from my arms.

Excuse me. Have you seen two...

Ah, there you rascals are.

[ Screaming ]

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Aw, come on.

At least I have clothes on this time.

Buckle her in, Harold.

I don't want her freaking out while I drive.

Sure, sis. We'll, we're off.

Dad, why is Mom going away to visit Aunt Sis?

Well... Billy... you see, Mommy, uh...

Well, she's, uh...

Your mom's cracked up, you goon.

Oh, wow! Rad!

Mommy's just going away to rest for a while.

Bye, sweetheart! Bye!

Whatever.

[ Gasps, screams ]

Bye! Bye, Mommy!

[ Laughing evilly ]

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Playtime! Time to play.

Playtime. Now is playtime.

Playtime is now.

Playtime.

Playtime!

Oof!

Hey, what's the matter?

You don't want to go over to Mandy's and play?

Not really.

To be honest, I hate playing with the two of you.

You and that wretched girlfriend of yours

are bad enough separately, but together...

you're insufferable.

Insufferable?

I don't even know what that means.

Hey, what a minute! She's not my girlfriend.

She's just a friend who happens to be a girl,

just like I happen to be a boy,

and you happen to be a skeleton.

It's the differences that make our world so rich,

diverse, and wonderful.

I still hate you, though.

Don't worry, pal.

Today won't be like all those other days.

Today's a special day.

Oh, wait!

I mean, it's not special. It's ordinary.

Boy, you are making no sense. Are you that dumb?

Yes! Yes, sir, I am. Thank you.

Okay, then. As long as you know.

Knock, knock. Is anybody home?

No, nobody's home.

Get out of my sight, both of you.

Yippee!

What are you waiting for? Get out.

[ Grumbling ]

Hold on.

Billy didn't tell you, did he?

Tell me what?

Today is opposite day.

On opposite day, whatever you say means the opposite.

So, when I said "get out", I meant, "come in".

Like this. Billy, don't play video games.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Yay!

Get it?

Hmm. I think so.

We'll see.

As for now, let the games end.

Here's your controller, Grim.

Ugh. Oh, I hate this stupid contraption.

I can't even figure out how to hold this thing.

Hey! I wasn't ready!

No fair! Cheater!

Hey, I thought we were all a team!

Nope.

Something's wrong with my controller!

Mine's fine. Mine, too.

This game is dumb. I'm not going to play.

You don't have to play video games.

You could... do all my chores if you want.

I don't. I don't want to do all your chores.

You don't?

No, I don't!

I don't want to do your stinking chores!

Good.

'Cause since today's opposite day,

that means you do want to do all my chores.

No. I meant I don't.

So, you do?

No! No, I don't!

[ Sighs ] I give up.

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Do you think that was too mean?

He said he didn't want to.

You know what that means.

You're right.

This bites!

Those kids don't deserve a friend like me.

Every day I play with them until my eyes bleed.

[ Sniffles ]

Okay, this is getting boring.

Let's go torture the Grim Reaper.

Okay.

Grim, we're sorry we tricked you.

You mean a lot to us as a friend.

You don't have to do my chores.

I don't?

Ha, ha! It's opposite day,

so you do have to do 'em.

Shall we escort you to the lawn mower?

Very well. This way.

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[ Engine revving faster ]

[ Whoosh! ]

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[ Crash ]

[ Sighs ] The lawn's done.

Well, that's it for my chores.

Now what?

Hmm... Oh, Grim!

Yes?

My little dog, Saliva's, feeling oh-so sad and lonely.

Would you cheer him up?

Cheer him up yourself!

Oh, Grim. Won't you please cheer him up?

One little kiss ought to do it.

You know, you want to.

Ooh!

Going to kiss your stinky, smelly, drooling mutt!

You aren't? 'Cause that means you are.

Ooh, she's right! You said it.

Now you gotta do it.

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[ Laughing evilly ]

I'll do it.

[ Boing, boing, boing! ]

Go on. Do it.

[ Insects buzzing ]

[ Slurp ]

Yay!

I am so humiliated.

All this fun is making me hungry.

Let's eat.

Hey, Grim. Want some ketchup?

No.

Okay. Stop!

Okay. No more.

Okay! Okay!

Isn't opposite day awful?

Oh, it's dreadful.

What do you think, Grim? Isn't it dreadful?

[ Sobbing ]

I hate you so much!

I'm so miserable!

Well, that's good, cause misery goes nice with pie!

That's it.

I've had it!

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[ Laughs evilly ]

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Hey, thank you slicing the pie, Grim.

Yeah. And we really deserve a nice treat about now.

Aha! You said you deserve pie.

That means you don't deserve pie.

♪ No pie for you ♪

Pbht!

Hold on.

Remember when I said it was opposite day?

Wasn't opposite day.

So, you did all those chores for nothing.

[ Laughs ]

Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl!

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