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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,105 {\an8} Okay. 2 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,274 {\an8}Let's go, people. 3 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,859 We flew all the way to London for this concert. 4 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,780 I wanna make sure we get there in time to hit the merch stand. 5 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:33,908 Will, how much more merch do you need? 6 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,244 Honey, they have this limited edition souvenir cup. 7 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:39,206 - Hmm. - The Jonas Brothers glow in the dark. 8 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,624 Magnus, no, no. Put that down. 9 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,501 Collector's edition chocolates, that's never been opened. 10 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,628 - Why aren't you ready? - I'm looking for my hair stuff. 11 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,880 Your hair doesn't matter. You're no Joe Jonas. 12 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,465 I can't find my gloves. 13 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,592 Those gloves look stupid on you. 14 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,052 Has anyone seen my deodorant? 15 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,304 Since when did you care about deodorant? 16 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,683 Look, tonight isn't about you. 17 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,935 Will, I know tonight is important to you-- 18 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:04,063 Important? Tonight isn't just important, Viveca. 19 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,690 Tonight is my Super Bowl. 20 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,108 - Hmm. - When I'm having a bad day 21 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,443 and everyone is asking me, "When are you gonna make Anchorman 3? 22 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,196 When are you gonna make Elf 2? When are you gonna make Moana 6?" 23 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,407 - I'm not even in Moana, you know... - Yeah. 24 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,367 You know what I think about to help me get through that? 25 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,620 Me and the kids. 26 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,539 What? No. 27 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,373 I think about tonight 28 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:26,003 and watching my three kings as they share their gift with the world. 29 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:30,799 Does that make sense? 30 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,387 All right. Let's go. Let's go. 31 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,230 I'm so happy we got here four and a half hours early. 32 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,780 - Every moment... - Every brother... 33 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,074 Every feeling matters. 34 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,000 {\an8}Hello, London. Merry Christmas. 35 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,711 {\an8} 36 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:09,921 Hey. 37 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:16,385 ♪ The snow on the ground Love in the air ♪ 38 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:21,223 {\an8}♪ The sleigh bells are ringing This is what it's all about ♪ 39 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:25,269 {\an8}♪ The fire is warm The angels are singing ♪ 40 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,397 {\an8}- ♪ I don't wanna miss a single thing ♪ - ♪ Single thing ♪ 41 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:32,778 {\an8}♪ Don't wanna put An end to all this cheer ♪ 42 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:38,824 {\an8}♪ But as long as you're with me It's always the time of the year ♪ 43 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,201 {\an8}Come on! 44 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:44,955 {\an8} ♪ You make every day feel Like it's Christmas ♪ 45 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,624 ♪ Never wanna stop ♪ 46 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:51,504 {\an8}♪ Feelin' like the first thing On your wish list ♪ 47 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,547 - ♪ And I can't deny ♪ - Whoa! 48 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,424 {\an8}♪ Doesn't matter the feeling inside ♪ 49 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,717 I think we're closer as a family. 50 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,302 {\an8}♪ No matter the reason No matter the season ♪ 51 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,346 {\an8}♪ My heart will keep beating You better believe ♪ 52 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:04,767 {\an8}♪ You make every day feel Like it's Christmas ♪ 53 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,520 ♪ Every day that I'm with you ♪ 54 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,063 Thank you, London. 55 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,573 {\an8} I love you, Jonas Brothers! 56 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,617 - What a show! Thank you, London! - Yeah. 57 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,285 - Yeah. - Great tour, guys. 58 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,371 Thanks, Jared. Have a blast in Cabo with the family. 59 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,997 - Appreciate you. - See you next year. 60 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,791 - Take that. - Thank you. Merry Christmas. 61 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:30,710 Can't believe Will Ferrell was there again. 62 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,380 Hey, good luck getting that Turkish hair transplant fixed, Brian. 63 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,714 Thanks, Joe. 64 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,180 Guys, what's all this? 65 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,891 This is the end-of-tour party I told you we're throwing to thank the crew. 66 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,060 - Oh. Thank you. - Love you, fam. 67 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,104 - Thank you. - Dude, that show tonight was sick. 68 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,148 Yeah, I think the set list changes really helped. 69 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,357 Changes? 70 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,317 Yeah, remember you guys said the second act was dragging 71 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,862 so I spent about four hours today, like, changing things. 72 00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,948 I love memes. It's just... 73 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,991 Okay. You noticed, right? 74 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,703 Uh, I know. I know. Yeah, very important. We're grateful. 75 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,246 Hey, babe. Yeah, I just got off stage. 76 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,330 What'd you have for dinner? 77 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,082 Talk about ending the tour on a high note. 78 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,042 - Kebab Daddy? - That new harmony on "S.O.S" 79 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,211 was like a fine champagne for the ears. 80 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,839 Merci pour le compliment, Brad. 81 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,800 - Sliders? Oh. - Priyanka and I are learning French. 82 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,678 - Nice. - So did you go wrap or platter? 83 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,931 Wrap. Nice. What about Alena? 84 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,600 Platter, nice. What did you guys have to drink? 85 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,852 Oh, my God. No one cares. 86 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,354 You know what, let me call you right back. Nick's in one of his moods again. 87 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,440 - What? - Nothing. 88 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,484 Here we are. 89 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,778 All right. Now, are you boys sure you're okay 90 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,696 with getting to the plane tomorrow without me? 91 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,907 I could stay another night just to make sure you get home okay. 92 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,533 I'm sure Marie will understand. 93 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,912 I mean, we are renewing our vows and she's already in Atlantic City. 94 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,246 But she's a very understanding woman. 95 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,499 I wrote a whole thing about that in my new vows. 96 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,667 Look, you're the best, it's one night, Brad. We'll be fine. 97 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,712 I just don't like the idea of my boys being all alone in London. 98 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,631 We're not your boys, Brad. 99 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,965 We're your grown men. 100 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,801 All right. You're the bosses. 101 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,304 I also got you a little something in case your stalkers try any funny business. 102 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,056 What's the, uh, stalker count currently? 103 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,307 Uh, Nick 34. 104 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,101 Joe 48. Kevin 175. 105 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:14,271 That's because whenever anybody in prison writes me, I write 'em back. 106 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,606 A fan's a fan. 107 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,400 What have you got for us, Brad? Pepper spray, stun guns? 108 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,777 - Whistles? - No. 109 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,403 Emergency whistles. 110 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,948 See, they're like regular whistles except they have your names on them. 111 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:27,076 If anyone tries anything on your way to New York, just blow. 112 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,246 I do not feel safer. Mmm. 113 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,873 Oh, and I, uh, also hired you a fancy, 114 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,709 round-the-clock travel agency in case anything comes up. 115 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,337 Mm-mmm. 116 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,216 We don't need your fancy travel agency, Bradford. 117 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:43,551 My name is Bradley. 118 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:44,635 Okay. 119 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,011 Never forget. 120 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,013 Hey, guys, so I've been googling spots for tonight and I think-- 121 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,516 I can't go out tonight. 122 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,101 I'm sorry. I can't show up to Malti Marie and Pri hungover. 123 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,311 Are you serious? It's the last night of tour. 124 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,771 We always go out and celebrate. 125 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,064 And we're in London. 126 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,525 And the minute we get back to the city, we're all going our separate ways, so... 127 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,068 - I'm sorry. - Okay. Fine. 128 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,528 What do you say, Kev? Huh? 129 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,072 The OG two. Before this snoozefest went and got born. 130 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,866 Sorry, man. I haven't seen my kids in like a month. 131 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,284 I need to be on my A game tomorrow. 132 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,910 We all wanna be fresh for our kids tomorrow. 133 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:13,372 But we don't wanna miss out on what could be the most epic night of our lives. 134 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,251 We are three extremely exhausted dads in our 30s. 135 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,711 How epic could it be? 136 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,462 You really wanna know? 137 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:24,258 ♪ Night starts out kinda chill Pretty boring ♪ 138 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:28,429 ♪ Watching some random dudes Who ain't scoring ♪ 139 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,931 ♪ We spot a lavish crew ♪ 140 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:34,894 ♪ Yeah, they're looking kind of fun Oh, the good times have begun ♪ 141 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,937 ♪ Somebody says ♪ 142 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,524 ♪ Oh, you boys are giving Jonas ♪ 143 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,192 Yeah, we get that sometimes. 144 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:47,532 ♪ But there's a shortness And you're a lot less hot ♪ 145 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,242 ♪ Yeah, thanks Then one's like ♪ 146 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,912 EJ just texted about this show, sounds mad fuego. 147 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,999 Wanna come with, guys that look like the Jo Bros? 148 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:01,337 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪ 149 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:05,841 ♪ Before we fly home For Christmastime ♪ 150 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:09,386 ♪ I am the fun supplier Tonight could be super fire ♪ 151 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,263 Don't say "fire". You're 36. 152 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,432 My song, my rules. 153 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,353 ♪ We strut into the club like we own it ♪ 154 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:21,106 ♪ Our new friend goes to hug the iconic ♪ 155 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,276 ♪ Sir Rock Star Number One ♪ 156 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,153 ♪ It's the Rocket Man Come on ♪ 157 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:28,280 ♪ Tiny Dancer Elton John ♪ 158 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,782 Oh, couldn't get Elton? 159 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,451 My fantasy. You will have fun. 160 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:36,330 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪ 161 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:40,334 ♪ Before we fly home For Christmastime ♪ 162 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:44,589 ♪ I am the fun supplier Tonight could be super fire ♪ 163 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:56,350 ♪ Elton picks up his phone Who's he calling? ♪ 164 00:07:56,351 --> 00:08:00,938 ♪ Daniel Radcliffe shows up Serving Gryffindor ♪ 165 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:03,148 ♪ Opens up Ta-da ♪ 166 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:06,819 ♪ It's the Beckhams wham bam Zig-a-zig-ah and her man ♪ 167 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,989 ♪ Then we disco dance Can't get enough ♪ 168 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,535 ♪ You don't wanna miss this Yeah, stop wasting your existence ♪ 169 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,787 To the palace! 170 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:20,666 ♪ We're not on this planet forever ♪ 171 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:24,586 ♪ That's why you should never say never ♪ 172 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:28,173 ♪ Don't waste time Curled up under covers ♪ 173 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:34,222 ♪ When you can make memories With your Jonas Brothers ♪ 174 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,851 ♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪ 175 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:43,105 ♪ Before we fly home For Christmastime ♪ 176 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:47,192 ♪ I am the fun supplier Tonight could be super fire ♪ 177 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,239 So we're doing this? 178 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,295 Hi, Gaga. 179 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,256 Hi. How's Vermont? How's the house? Is it as nice as it was in the pictures? 180 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,008 It's beautiful. Malti and I love it. 181 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,176 Malti, say hi to Gaga. 182 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:15,220 Hi. Malti, I'm gonna be home tomorrow... 183 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,181 ...and I'm gonna take you skiing just like I promised. 184 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,186 And she could care less. 185 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:25,564 Yeah, well, you can't compete with early Christmas presents, can you? 186 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,107 Oh, you guys already started opening gifts? 187 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,693 How could I stop her? There's, like, stacks of presents. 188 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,945 I know. I know. All good. 189 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,364 - Just can't wait to see you guys. - You look tired. 190 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:38,244 Uh... I mean, six months of touring will do that to you. 191 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,953 Hmm. 192 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,539 Not to mention six months of obsessing over every single detail of 193 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,751 the tour creative and the album artwork and next year's routing, 194 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,669 all while my brothers enjoy their carefree existence. 195 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:48,922 Hmm. 196 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,256 And I ran out of that fancy eye cream you got me. 197 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,259 - I knew it. - Yeah. It's showing. 198 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,178 I knew you hadn't been doing your nightly dabs. 199 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,556 - You got to look after your under eyes. - I know. 200 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,643 Okay, well, keep your chin up, all right. You're almost home. 201 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,436 - We love you. - I love you so much. 202 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,771 Bye, Gaga. 203 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:06,855 Good night. 204 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:11,151 How cute is this one? It's a bear wearing a custom silk dinner jacket. 205 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:12,736 Wow. That is beautiful. 206 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,946 Uh, did you say custom? 207 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,116 And look at this deer wearing a real diamond broach. 208 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,700 Wow. That looks really incredible. 209 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,954 It even has teeny-tiny crocodile skin stilettos. 210 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,998 How many of our ornaments have custom designer clothing? 211 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,417 Don't worry. All of them. 212 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,544 - Okay. - Hey, babe. 213 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,129 Have you talked to Nick and Joe? 214 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,547 No. 215 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,716 I just don't know how they're gonna take it. 216 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,885 Here. This will cheer you up. 217 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:40,389 A penguin with a cashmere top hat. 218 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,058 Looks like Jeremy Strong at the Golden Globes. 219 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,143 Cute. 220 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,987 You all right there? 221 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,281 Yeah, I'm fine. 222 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,700 - Oh. - Yeah. 223 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,410 Yep, I'm in the band. 224 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,121 No, I... I know who you are. 225 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,875 Santa has Spotify, you know. 226 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,294 - What? - I said I have Spotify. 227 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:14,798 So, uh, what's got a famous rock star like you so down in the dumps? 228 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,343 It's just... 229 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,971 Hmm? 230 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,474 Look, us as the Jonas Brothers, we're... we're great. 231 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:28,687 But us as brothers, like actually us, you know... 232 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,773 Whatever magic was there is just... 233 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,358 dead. 234 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:38,031 Oh. Nothing like Christmas to help a family rediscover its magic. 235 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,907 Right. 236 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,784 Except our Christmas plans are to get the hell away from each other, so... 237 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,370 Oh, that's not good. 238 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,540 That's not good at all. 239 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:53,045 Okay, well, thanks for letting me vent to you. 240 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,923 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 241 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,050 Cheers. 242 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,266 ♪ Christmas spirits I've seen something tragic ♪ 243 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,018 ♪ These boys shan't get home ♪ 244 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:12,856 ♪ Until they rediscover Their brotherly magic ♪ 245 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,196 ♪ Unless they decide to spend Christmas With each other ♪ 246 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:24,993 ♪ This spell will keep brother Stuck with brother, stuck with brother ♪ 247 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:29,373 ♪ So, Jonases Rekindle your sibling bond ♪ 248 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,416 ♪ Or you'll never make it home ♪ 249 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:37,257 ♪ From this side of the world ♪ 250 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,643 Fuel guy said a lightning bolt hit the plane 251 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,688 and the gas tank straight-up exploded. 252 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,856 So is there another plane we could take? 253 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,066 Oh, sure. 254 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,902 I'll just go back to the firehouse, where I work as a firefighter, 255 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,822 and grab you our private plane. 256 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,992 That was uncalled for. 257 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,035 Guys, I cannot miss Christmas. 258 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,705 Wow. What an incredibly unique thing about you, Kevin. 259 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,957 - Just how I am. - Yeah, no one can miss Christmas. 260 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,502 Have you ever seen a Christmas movie? It's the entire plot of the film. 261 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,004 I'm supposed to teach Malti Marie how to ski. 262 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,339 Do you know how cute a toddler trying to ski is? 263 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,424 Very cute. 264 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,633 I booked a fondue night. 265 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,468 The whole night dedicated to fondue. 266 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,637 Melted cheese, melted chocolate. Priyanka loves it. 267 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,931 And I will not deny her that. 268 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,558 I know what you need. 269 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,811 A calming chamomile candle from my new line, Glow by Joe. 270 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,938 Here. Take it. 271 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,440 Wow. 272 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,652 You are so jealous that my candle line took off and yours never did. 273 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,195 The world wasn't ready for Wick by Nick. 274 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,822 It might never be. 275 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,615 Guys, we have time. It's the 23rd, okay. 276 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,993 - So we just need to book another flight. - I'm calling Brad. 277 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,327 No. He's getting his vows renewed. 278 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,329 We should be supporting him in his ventures of love 279 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,706 and be able to function in the real world. 280 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,832 That would be ideal, 281 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,625 but we've been famous since we were little kids. 282 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,710 So it is what it is. 283 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,795 - Yeah. - Mmm. Yeah. 284 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,131 Hi, you've reached Brad. 285 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,718 I'll be off my phone till Tuesday, remarrying a truly majestic woman. 286 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,430 If this is my grown men, check your wallets. 287 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,392 - Thought I ripped this up. - Damn, he's good. 288 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,064 What? Are you calling to break what's left of my heart? 289 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,401 Because it's already been pulverized into a million, billion pieces. 290 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,447 Uh, I may have the wrong number. 291 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,826 This is Kevin Jonas. I'm looking for Odyssey Travel. 292 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,082 Oh, my God. 293 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,000 Oh, my God. Okay. Um... 294 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,419 Hello? 295 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,047 Thank you for calling Odyssey Travel. 296 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:47,094 This is Cassidy starting this call over with Odyssey's trademark professionalism. 297 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,553 Please disregard my initial greeting. 298 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,305 I am going through a very traumatic breakup 299 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,599 and thought you were my ex calling from a burner phone. 300 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,060 Which is a super easy mistake to make. 301 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,437 - Oh, you poor thing. What happened? - Thanks. 302 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,022 - Are you okay? - Hi, Cassidy. 303 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,273 Our tour plane burned down 304 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:03,777 and I need to get to Vermont to see my wife and daughter ASAP. 305 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,612 And I need to get to my family in New Jersey. 306 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,405 So could you please find us a new plane 307 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,074 or maybe a flight out of Heathrow or something? 308 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,576 On it. Yeah. 309 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,163 I should've never turned down that Delta commercial. 310 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,332 - You turned down a commercial? - What's that supposed to mean? 311 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,167 - You say yes to everything. - No, I don't. 312 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,545 - You're the face of male Botox. - It's not Botox. 313 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,382 It's Brotox. A Botox alternative just for men. 314 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,341 Botox didn't want him. 315 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,093 Hey, Jonas Brothers? 316 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,096 I've got it. Ugh, with this storm coming, Heathrow is totally shut down. 317 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:36,351 But I can get you on a 3:00 p.m. flight out of Charles de Gaulle à Paris! 318 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,813 Uh, but you need to be on the train that leaves to Paris in... 319 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,316 ...30 minutes. 320 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,651 But you guys are fast. 321 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,361 - Okay. - All right. We're moving. Thank you. 322 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:50,031 I've heard that about you. That you guys are fast guys. 323 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,075 - I got an Uber. - Thanks, Cassidy. 324 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,369 - Bye. - Is it true? 325 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,540 Whoa. Did we win something? 326 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,835 Nick, why don't you take front? You're chatty. 327 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,503 - Oh, hello. Hello, hello! - Hey. 328 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,255 Wow. You really like Christmas. 329 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,465 Guilty, guilty. 330 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,967 Who would like a candy cane? 331 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,969 - Um... I'm good. - That's tempting. I'm okay. 332 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,388 No, thank you. Uh, just a ride to St. Pancras station please. 333 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,265 - Yeah. - Oh. Oh. Got it. Got it. 334 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,268 Oh, I just gotta look up where that is on "Wahzay." 335 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,853 - "Wahzay"? - I'm new to London. 336 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,771 - Waze. - I worked as a receptionist for an ear, 337 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,107 nose and throat doctor in Ronkonkoma 338 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,026 - for 37 years. - It's, um... 339 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,446 And then one day I woke up and I realized it's time for the next chapter. 340 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,406 - Yeah. - Okay, well, here we are. 341 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,910 Well, here we are. There's more to life than ears, noses and throats, you know? 342 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,953 - Yes. I... Absolutely. - I've always been an Anglophile. 343 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,413 - How about you? - Me too. 344 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,915 - Oh, look at that. - Anglophile. Guilty. 345 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,583 - I said to myself, "Deb"... - Hey, Deb-- 346 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,252 - "...you have your health, have your mind." - Health? 347 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,630 - "It's time to have an adventure." - To hit the road. 348 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,257 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 349 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,717 Okay. I am such a goof. 350 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:54,346 - I just typed in "adventure" on "Wahzay." - That's too funny. 351 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,223 - I-I texted-- - I see that... Can I see this for a sec? 352 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,809 - I'm gonna help you. Sorry. - Oh, what a sweet young man you are. 353 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,936 - He is. - Gosh. 354 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,271 - He really is. - I wish that my grandson had your manners. 355 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,941 Uh, we do need to get to St. Pancras station in 30 minutes. 356 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,609 - Can we please start driving? - Thirty minutes? Ooh. 357 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,110 - That's gonna be tight... - Zoom. Whoo-hoo! 358 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,528 - I think we can do it. - Every minute counts. 359 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,655 Let's give it me best. 360 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,031 - Great. - Here we go. 361 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,199 Whoa! 362 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,326 We got outta there quick. 363 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,828 Well, I hope I don't get stopped 364 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,456 because my picture on my license doesn't look like me. 365 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,041 - What? - And there's a reason. 366 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,253 It isn't! 367 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,171 Oopsie. 368 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,506 Oh! Whoa! 369 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,841 Whoa! 370 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,385 Wrong lane. Wrong lane. 371 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,761 Drive! 372 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,348 I'm still trying to get that "other side of the road" thing. 373 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,975 Deb, you can just slow down for us please. 374 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,060 All right. Don't get your panties in a bunch now. 375 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,230 - Wanna make that train or not? - Yes, but alive please. 376 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,569 - Okay. - Whoopsie! 377 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,489 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy... ♪ 378 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,574 Everybody. 379 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,243 - ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding ♪ - ♪ ...figgy pudding ♪ 380 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,287 ♪ Yes, bring us a figgy pudding ♪ 381 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,496 ♪ Oh, bring us... ♪ 382 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,290 What is a figgy pudding anyway? 383 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,251 - I think they mean fig pudding. - Truck! Truck! Truck! 384 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,128 Ooh! 385 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,094 Whoo! 386 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,804 Oh, my God. 387 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,973 You know what's an underrated pudding? 388 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,434 - Rice pudding. It has so many ingredients. - Rice pudding. Let's just... 389 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,604 - Back that way. Yeah. - Thank you for helping! 390 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,692 So he kissed me on the cheek. 391 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,111 He called down for a cab. 392 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,113 And I never saw Buzz Aldrin again. 393 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,532 - What a story. - Well, look at that. 394 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,869 - You made it and with time to spare. - Oh, my God. Thank you. 395 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,038 If you wouldn't mind giving me five stars. 396 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,206 - Yes, five stars. Sure. Thank you. - Merry Christmas. 397 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,959 - Let's go! Let's get home. - Guys, I can't believe we made it. 398 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,919 - Do you think we have time for a song? - Yeah. 399 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:04,184 ♪ It's been a lonely night Seeing the city sights without you ♪ 400 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,311 ♪ Yeah ♪ 401 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:11,191 ♪ Hanging the Christmas lights But I still feel all kinds of blue ♪ 402 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,069 - Whoa! - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 403 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,363 ♪ There's something wrong about it ♪ 404 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,198 ♪ There's something wrong about it ♪ 405 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,367 ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪ 406 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,160 ♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪ 407 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,204 ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪ 408 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,747 ♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪ 409 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,083 ♪ Oh, it's true ♪ 410 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,043 ♪ Baby, get ready to light up the fire ♪ 411 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,671 ♪ Wait a minute Hey ♪ 412 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,007 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪ 413 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,719 ♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪ 414 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,973 ♪ Hey You won't be alone this Christmas ♪ 415 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,017 ♪ Hey I'm coming home ♪ 416 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:50,021 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout it ♪ 417 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,817 ♪ Miss you so bad Gotta shout it ♪ 418 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,319 ♪ Wait a minute Hey ♪ 419 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,614 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪ 420 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,783 ♪ Hey I'm coming home ♪ 421 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,908 ♪ Yeah ♪ 422 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,828 ♪ I'm coming home ♪ 423 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,413 Hey! 424 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,749 ♪ Hey ♪ 425 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,587 ♪ Wait a minute Hey ♪ 426 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,548 ♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪ 427 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,594 ♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪ 428 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,389 ♪ You won't be alone this Christmas ♪ 429 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,934 ♪ Hey! I'm coming home ♪ 430 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,662 Joe? 431 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,289 - Lucy? - Yeah. 432 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,373 - Hi. - Hi. What! 433 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,542 Oh, my God. I haven't seen you since we were like-- 434 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,336 - Thirteen? When you moved to Portland. - Thir... Yeah. 435 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:40,048 Yes, you... Wow. You remember where my family moved. 436 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,382 Do I remember where your fam... 437 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,343 I literally have hated Portland ever since. 438 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,636 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 439 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,845 People would always be like, 440 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,806 "Portland is so cool, you gotta come visit." 441 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,599 And I'd be like, "Portland sucks." 442 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,976 Then I remember it's just the place that stole Lucy Chen away from me. 443 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,978 - Wow. - We used to hang out all the time. 444 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,396 Why did we stop talking? 445 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,024 Probably 'cause we were kids and we didn't have phones. 446 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,360 - And then you became a very famous kid. - Right. 447 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,403 And then I did, like... 448 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,572 - I walked into that one, didn't I? - ...instant message you. 449 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,366 - You didn't respond so I think... - I don't think that's how-- 450 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,202 You are, like, a fancy doctor now. 451 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,746 Yeah. I am. I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon. 452 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,122 - That's right. - Yeah. 453 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:17,460 - How did you know that, Joe? - Just you've always been doctor-like. 454 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,337 Huh. Did you stalk my Instagram? 455 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,713 No. 456 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:21,966 I looked once. 457 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,008 - That's cool. - Yeah. 458 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,969 I kinda knew you'd become a doctor. 459 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,847 I remember in science class when we had to dissect that pig. 460 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,058 Everyone was freaking out, and you just cut that thing up like a pro. 461 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,353 Yeah. I remember that. You threw up in my JanSport. 462 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,980 - No. I did not. - In the middle of the classroom. 463 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,481 Yes, you did. I held your hair. 464 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,526 I remember you were my only lab partner, so... 465 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,195 What are you, um, doing on this train? 466 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,323 Are you going to a convention for... 467 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,284 hear... heart... heartio... Cardio? 468 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,660 - Vertigo? - No. Cardiothoracic. 469 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:52,287 - Right. That's what it is. - It's fine. 470 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,456 Uh, no, I'm not. I'm, um... 471 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,333 I... 472 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,169 I'm going through a breakup. 473 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:04,299 So it inspired this kind of emo Euro trip thing. 474 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,384 - By yourself? - Lame? 475 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,762 No, it's actually quite brave. 476 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,306 Oh. Thanks. 477 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,602 We'll be arriving at our final destination in ten minutes. 478 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,187 All right. Um... 479 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,647 - I should probably go get my-- - Okay. 480 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,275 - It was good to see you. Uh... - Yeah. It was really good to see you. 481 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:23,943 Doctor. 482 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,071 - Yeah. But... - Yeah. 483 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,947 Um... Okay. 484 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,741 I'll s... Bye. 485 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,368 Bye. 486 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,420 - Nick-- - You guys are never gonna believe 487 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,005 who I just ran into. 488 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,340 - Who? - Lucy Chen. 489 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,591 - From grade school? - Yeah. 490 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,302 And I feel like we had a connection. 491 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,346 Is that what we're calling it these days? Connection. 492 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:52,972 How many connections have you had this month? 493 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,599 - Hmm. - Joe can't count that high. 494 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,017 Nice. Yeah. 495 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,895 Funny. 496 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,149 Uh, seeing as we're stuck here, there's something I wanna talk to you guys about. 497 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,651 Dude, you forgot the mayo. 498 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,446 All right. Hey, mayo it up, brah. 499 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,376 - Hi, Stacy. - Nicky J, what do you say. 500 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,505 Sonya, I told you to watch the numbing cream around my mouth. 501 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,299 Stacy. Stacy, you're... you're calling me because... 502 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,385 Right. Great news! 503 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:34,806 After the holidays, the promoters want to extend the tour six months. 504 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,433 You're welcome. 505 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,436 Oh. Wow. 506 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,814 Hey, Nick! 507 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,316 Hey! Down here! 508 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,068 Remember how you spent all that time reworking the set list, 509 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,319 and we didn't even notice. 510 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,489 Yeah, what's another six months of you doing all the heavy lifting, 511 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,075 while we goof off and have fun! 512 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,744 I love memes! 513 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,913 Nicky J? Still with me? 514 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,667 Yeah. Um, but I'm gonna have to say no on extending the tour. 515 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:06,087 And... And listen. Please don't mention that it was an option to the brothers, okay? 516 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,630 Um... What? 517 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:08,965 Why? 518 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,592 Yeah! Whoo! 519 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,721 They're burnt out from being on the road. 520 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,141 And you know how they hate to disappoint their fans. 521 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,811 So they would never say no, but they really need a break. 522 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,479 Hmm. 523 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,231 Okay, fine. 524 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:28,902 Sonya. Can you please put some of that numbing cream on my heart? 525 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,487 Because Nick Jonas just broke it. 526 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,157 No, not really. Just doing a thing. 527 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:36,660 Okay. I'm hanging up now, Stacy. We're almost in Paris. 528 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,247 Now approaching our final destination, 529 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,333 - Amsterdam. - What? 530 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,762 Who gets on the wrong train? 531 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:59,140 He was probably on his phone asking Mom what she had for breakfast. 532 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,892 Okay. Be nice to me or I'm not paying for college. 533 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,310 But what did she have? 534 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,270 Thanks for holding down the fort, Mom. Yeah, I'm warm. 535 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,981 I'm wearing my scarf. I... I'm hanging up now. Love you. 536 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:10,151 So wait, now you have to find a flight out of Amsterdam? 537 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,570 Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I just... 538 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,781 Let me figure this out, I'll call you back in a little bit. 539 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:17,742 - Malti, I love you. I love you so much. - Just get home for Christmas, Gaga. 540 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:18,827 We love you. 541 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,956 No. You don't get to groan. 542 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,416 - Why? - Because this is your fault. 543 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,294 Okay, how is this my fault? We all got on the same train. 544 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,629 Yeah, you were supposed to double-check. 545 00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:31,839 Yeah. And you're the uptight, responsible one. 546 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,591 That's right. You're the uptight, responsible one. 547 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,675 You're the lovable tramp. 548 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,427 - And I'm the relatable-- - Human cardboard? 549 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,262 Hmm. Forgettable curly? 550 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:40,139 The world's most unlikely rock star? 551 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,266 Not Nick or Joe. 552 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,102 The one that still lives in New Jersey. 553 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,312 Ah. Good one, tramp. 554 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,815 I was gonna say handsome, relatable everyman, but fine. 555 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,276 - Oh, gosh. Cassidy. - Oh. 556 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:55,571 Hey, Cassidy. Uh, please tell me you got us a flight out of Amsterdam. 557 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:58,950 Not yet. I mean, it is two days before Christmas 558 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,328 and Dutch people travel a lot. 559 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:04,914 Probably because they get four weeks paid vacation guaranteed by law. 560 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:07,000 Oh, my God. 561 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,129 Should Cassidy be moving to Amsterdam? 562 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,712 Yes. 563 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,965 Cassidy. Can we focus real quick, please. 564 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,342 Sorry. I have you on standby at literally every single airline. 565 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,511 I'm sure something will come through by the morning. 566 00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,472 Okay. All right. If we get out in the morning, then we can still make it home 567 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,641 - in time for Christmas Eve dinner. - That's not that bad. So, uh... 568 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,018 Where are we gonna stay tonight? 569 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,689 How is this the only hotel room in the entire city? 570 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:32,567 Tripadvisor just says "Don't". 571 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,405 Lock the door. 572 00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,490 Yeah. 573 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,577 - The lock is just two pieces of string. - Tie it tight. 574 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,203 - Tie it tighter. - Need me to do it? 575 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,164 No, I can do... a sailor's knot. 576 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,166 - Okay. - Okay, well I'm definitely sleeping 577 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,295 - with the passport pack on tonight. - You don't need to sleep with the pack on. 578 00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:55,214 For the uptight, responsible one, you're very lax about passport safety. 579 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:56,299 I call middle. 580 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,426 You can't just call middle while I'm talking about the pack. 581 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,969 Well, yes I can. I'm older and I'm taller. 582 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,053 My shoulders are broader. 583 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,430 No, they're... Your shoulders? Absolutely not. 584 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:04,390 There are literally websites dedicated to my shoulders. 585 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,517 - No. There's no chance. - Let's see. Right now. 586 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,311 - Back to back. - Look, Nick. 587 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:11,480 Guys, would you please shut up. I'm trying to figure out how to get us home. 588 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,940 'Cause Cassidy's not it. 589 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,193 Joe. 590 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,112 Sorry. It's just somebody sent me a video 591 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,198 of an octopus who loves to watch Vanderpump Villa. 592 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,701 Oh, my God. This is good, look. Oh, that's not it. 593 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:28,080 - What's going on, family? - That's Nick's buddy from Broadway. 594 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:31,208 I'm coming at you live from Air Ethan. We're headed to Amsterdam. 595 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,793 - To Amsterdam? - Happy holidays, all. 596 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,003 On his private plane. 597 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,297 I'm gonna be performing my intimate Christmas show. 598 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,007 Eggnog with an EGOT. 599 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:41,844 And then we're headed back to New York on my plane for Christmas with the crew. 600 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,597 Um... okay. Well, this is obviously perfect. 601 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:46,807 No. Ethan is not going to let us on his plane. 602 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,309 - Why? - 'Cause he hates me. 603 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,686 First day of rehearsal for Home Alone: The Musical, 604 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,521 I walked in and said, "Hey, you're doing great, kid." 605 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,357 He said, "Don't call me a kid, you old man." I'm like, 606 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,360 "Chill, bro. I'm literally playing your dad in the show, you are my kid." 607 00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,529 And it's a weird casting choice. But the point is, he hates me. 608 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,948 That was, like, a hundred years ago. 609 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,743 Guys. It's not gonna happen. Let it go. 610 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,869 Okay, Nick. 611 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:10,415 Joseph, do you think Nick abandoning Malti at Christmas is gonna scar her for life? 612 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,584 Well, maybe not for life. But she is so young that I feel like 613 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,128 - she'll be in therapy... - Oh, my God. Okay, let's go see Ethan. 614 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,546 - Yes. - And try to get on his plane. 615 00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:18,757 Nice. 616 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,764 And I said, "Kristin Chenoweth, 617 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,558 I think this is the best Christmas ham I've ever tasted." 618 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,852 That's what I said. 619 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,271 Man, crazy times on Broadway. 620 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,525 He's so charming. 621 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:38,485 That's not... 622 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,778 Could that possibly be the Jonas Brothers? 623 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:44,031 - Hey. - Hi. 624 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,825 Guilty as charged. Hey, everyone. 625 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:46,951 - Nick! - Hey, Ethan. 626 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,286 So sweet of you to come to my show, man. 627 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,956 That is cool of you. That is big of you, man. 628 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,958 You know what, Nick, why don't you come on up here? 629 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,126 Oh, yeah! 630 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,795 - Oh, I... I... - Plane. Plane. 631 00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:58,838 - Great idea. - I would love to. 632 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,090 - Yeah. - Get us home. Come on. 633 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:02,341 Get up there. 634 00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,884 Nick Jonas. 635 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,886 What a treat. Nick. 636 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,930 - Hey. Ethan. - Nicky, man. Good to see you too. 637 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,598 - You got this. - Make us proud. 638 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:11,350 Oh, can I have two of those please? Thank you. 639 00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:13,394 Most of you probably know this already. 640 00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:16,731 Uh... Nick and I starred together in Home Alone: The Musical. 641 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:21,445 I, of course, played Kevin McCallister and Nick obviously played my dad. 642 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,321 Uh... Well, you know, it's Broadway. 643 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:28,325 So you really suspend disbelief and... And Ethan was playing younger, 644 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,286 I was playing older, obviously. 645 00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:33,956 And they even had to add some gray to my temple just to really sell it. 646 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,333 Did they? They did? 647 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,917 They absolutely did. 648 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,210 - Oh, it just... Oh... - You know they did. 649 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,379 It's just I'm seeing some smile lines that sell it just fine. 650 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,173 - Oh. - Ah, come on! 651 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,050 Pow! I'm teasing you, man. 652 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,427 - That's funny. - Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Come on. 653 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,721 - Shall we do our big song? - Oh, I don't think they want to see that. 654 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:52,099 They don't... Of course they do. It's the title song in the show. 655 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,018 Yeah! Let's hear it! 656 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:56,645 If you don't remember the words, I can make them really big on your phone. 657 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:59,148 Oh. No, no, no. The vision's just fine. Twenty-twenty, bud. 658 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:00,316 - Oh, good. - Yeah, but listen, hey, 659 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,901 if you wanna take the key down, I get it. 660 00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:05,029 It's 'cause I know there was a lot of times in our run where those... 661 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,324 those high notes were a little tough to get to. 662 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:09,826 Oh, don't say that. 663 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,329 - I'm good, man. I'm good with the key. - Oh, he's good. Let's just play the song. 664 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,790 - All right, just play the song. - Go ahead. Play the song. 665 00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,750 God. 666 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:18,877 All right, here we go. 667 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,224 ♪ Home Alone ♪ 668 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,895 ♪ Being home alone ♪ 669 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:43,275 ♪ Is like being home with no ♪ 670 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,737 ♪ With no people ♪ 671 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:50,242 ♪ I was alone 'Cause there were no people ♪ 672 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,243 ♪ At all ♪ 673 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:56,664 ♪ They say home is where ♪ 674 00:31:56,665 --> 00:32:01,168 ♪ The heart lives at, not over there ♪ 675 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,088 ♪ I learned what I should cherish ♪ 676 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,340 I grew from the hurt. 677 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,842 I can't believe this show only ran three weeks. 678 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:08,927 I can. 679 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:14,807 ♪ Oh, when you turn my age ♪ 680 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:19,436 ♪ The love carries more weight ♪ 681 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,356 ♪ My heart was so heavy ♪ 682 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:28,737 ♪ My apology I was a bad daddy to you ♪ 683 00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:35,202 - ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ Oh, I made my family disappear ♪ 684 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:40,124 ♪ I lived through A father's greatest fear ♪ 685 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,168 ♪ But no more being home alone ♪ 686 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:48,340 ♪ It's time that we are all at home Together ♪ 687 00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:53,053 ♪ I'll never leave you home alone again ♪ 688 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,306 ♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪ 689 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,641 - Keep it going, keep it going. - Oh, no. 690 00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:01,896 ♪ I will never leave you Home alone again ♪ 691 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:05,357 ♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪ 692 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,525 - He's doing it. - Stop. 693 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,862 - ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪ - I can't go much higher. 694 00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:15,117 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, home alone again ♪ 695 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,203 ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪ 696 00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:18,370 What are you doing? Stop! 697 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,122 ♪ You will never be home On your own, again ♪ 698 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:27,213 - ♪ Oh, I don't wanna be home alone again ♪ - ♪ Alone again ♪ 699 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,467 Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop. 700 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,637 You knew. You knew exactly what you were doing. 701 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:37,973 Because you know what you are, Nick Jonas? You are sick. 702 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,935 - Okay, just-- - To track me down, in Amsterdam, 703 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,436 - so you could come up here... - No, this is bad. 704 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,772 ...and embarrass me in front of the people who love me most, 705 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:49,319 because you can't stand that your time in the sun is up. 706 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:52,279 - That's mean. - And I am about to have 707 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,697 a double EGOT. 708 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:58,702 Emmy, Emmy, Grammy, Grammy, Oscar, Oscar, Tony, Tony. E-E, G-G, O-O, T-T. 709 00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:01,957 This is the worst city. And you are the worst Jonas brother. 710 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:03,750 Justin! 711 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,877 - You're my hero! - Thank you. 712 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:12,384 That's live theater for you. Anything can happen, right? 713 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,514 - No plane? - No plane. 714 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,155 Are you, uh, stalking me? 715 00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,741 Lucy? What are you doing here? 716 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:41,954 Well, I was... I was trying to watch an Ethan Lloyd Monroe show, 717 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,874 but that happened instead. 718 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,251 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 719 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:49,503 I'm wondering if I can get a refund or something. 'Cause I'm-- 720 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,880 You know, I could probably give you Nick's Venmo. 721 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:53,590 - Yeah. - And you could just bill him. 722 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:56,761 - Okay, great. Yeah. That's... That's good. - That work? 723 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,889 Uh, it's actually good that it ended early 724 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,183 'cause I have this, like, awesome Amsterdam bucket list. 725 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,020 And there's this one thing that I didn't know if I was gonna have time for, 726 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,397 and now I have time. 727 00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,317 So, I think I'm gonna do that. 728 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,028 Do you want company for this thing? 729 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:16,948 Uh... Well, you don't know what the thing is. 730 00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:19,908 - That's fine. - Yeah, I w... 731 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,994 - Yeah, I would love for you to come. - Yes, Okay, great. 732 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,121 - I will... I'll text my brothers. - Hmm. 733 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,748 Okay, I'll text my mom. 734 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,458 I... I'm kidding. 735 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,294 - I'll just go grab my jacket. - Okay, that's fine. 736 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:42,223 Is that what we're calling it these days? A connection. 737 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,309 How many girls have you connected with this month? 738 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,895 You're a worthless party boy who doesn't deserve love. 739 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:49,438 I agree. 740 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:13,253 Uh, do you know the "Oops, I Did It Again" music video dance still? 741 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,173 Yes, obviously. I'm not a loser. 742 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,717 - It's like... I can't... - That's not... Nah, you don't know it. 743 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,469 Okay, I know it in... I know it in my mind, 744 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:22,971 - but I physically can't do it. - Right. 745 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:26,892 So, is your ex a doctor as well? 746 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,394 Okay, then. 747 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:30,146 Um, yeah. 748 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,648 We were best friends. It was nice. 749 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:35,275 And the hardest thing I ever had to do was admit that I, 750 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,195 um, was not in love with him. 751 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,198 Oh. So, you... you broke up with him? 752 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:41,741 Yeah. 753 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:46,120 If you don't feel as bad for me anymore, I understand. 754 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,246 I do. 755 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:50,834 I've got a few bad break-ups under my belt as well. 756 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,128 Yeah. 757 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,213 I'm not sure what to do here. 758 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,882 Like, do people pretend not to know 759 00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,468 literally everything about your personal life? Or like... 760 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:05,557 And then do you pretend not to know that they're pretending not to know? 761 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,476 Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes. 762 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,020 That's so weird. 763 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,482 - I'm sorry. Yeah. - It's weird. Yeah. 764 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:18,694 Um, but the good news is this looks like a good spot. 765 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:20,863 Looks good for what exactly? 766 00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,156 For swimming. 767 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:23,450 Mmm. Right. 768 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,703 So, just the same old Lucy, except you're crazy now. 769 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,872 It's called Nieuwjaarsduik. 770 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:32,833 It's a Dutch New Years tradition for, like, new beginnings. 771 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,004 And I'm not gonna be here on New Years. So, we're just gonna have to do it now. 772 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:41,801 Come on, pretty boy. The cold water will be good for your pores. 773 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:45,345 Okay. Fine. 774 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,015 Can't believe I'm doing this. 775 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,976 Let me just hang up my super cool passport pack. 776 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:53,730 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 777 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,274 Book a new flight. 778 00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,233 Sorry, I didn't get that. 779 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:01,446 It's okay. Book a new flight. 780 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:04,865 One more time. 781 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,367 Book a new flight. 782 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:09,412 Rent a car. Is that correct? 783 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:13,248 That is not correct. I would like to book a new flight. 784 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:15,585 Hey, Nick, my main man. 785 00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:21,673 I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you about something vis-à-vis la música. 786 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:25,344 "Vis-à-vis la música"? What am I talking about? 787 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:28,514 Just rip off the Band-Aid, Kevin. Um... 788 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:31,309 Nick, I wanna sing lead in a song. 789 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,769 Is that cool with you guys? 790 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,229 Human cardboard. 791 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:37,898 - Forgettable curly. - The world's most unlikely rock star. 792 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,608 The stuff we say to you is so mean, 793 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,028 you don't even have to embellish it in your memory. 794 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:47,951 You got this. 795 00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:52,162 Book a new flight. 796 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,331 If you would like to hear the menu options again, 797 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,959 - please press nine. - Nick, can we talk? 798 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,586 Listen, you stupid airplane robot! 799 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:02,256 You think you're gonna replace us? That is not the case. 800 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:05,259 Get me on the phone with a live human being right now to book me a new flight 801 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,219 so I can get home to be with my family for Christmas. 802 00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,679 What? 803 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,763 Nothing. 804 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,725 I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please hold. 805 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,485 Okay. You ready? 806 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,236 Sure. 807 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:26,572 Eén, twee, drie! 808 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:34,247 - It's so cold. - It's horrible. 809 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,498 This was your idea. 810 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:39,918 Go, go, go. 811 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,378 - Joe, come on. - Wait. 812 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,552 We have to go faster. He's on a bike. 813 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,847 - Thank you. - I got it, I got it. Keep going. 814 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:52,681 It's so cold. 815 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:55,059 - Okay, we made it. - I don't know. 816 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:58,729 Do you think we lost him? 817 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,522 Honestly, I don't think anybody was chasing us. 818 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:05,320 - Oh. Laundry day. - Oh. 819 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,619 - Thank you. Oh. - Thanks. 820 00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,287 - Oh. - Nice. Well, I did not have 821 00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,874 Amsterdam outlaw on my bingo card for tonight. 822 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,293 - What? - Nothing. 823 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:23,295 It's just strange being with you. 824 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:26,424 Feel like yesterday we were sneaking into American Pie 2. 825 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:31,094 But we've also had all these years apart and I feel like I have a million questions 826 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:35,308 about what you've been doing and thinking and feeling and I don't know. 827 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,063 You just feel like my old, favorite sweater. 828 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:44,108 But, like, also like a new pair of shoes that I can't wait to break in. 829 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,778 I don't wanna break you in. That doesn't make sense. 830 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,489 - That got away from-- - No, I... 831 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:51,866 I know exactly how you're feeling. 832 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,169 That's Nick. He got us plane tickets to New York. 833 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,213 I-I-I gotta go. 834 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,255 That's amazing. 835 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,717 - Where are you spending the holidays? - Uh, Brooklyn. 836 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,677 I leave tomorrow afternoon. 837 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:14,388 My parents are going on a celebrity cruise with John Stamos. 838 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:16,808 It's no big deal, but it'll just be me and my cat. 839 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,727 Oh, I'm gonna be in the city as well. 840 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,312 Really? 841 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,398 Really. 842 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:33,032 I hope your cat got you a nice Christmas gift. 843 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,414 Yeah. 844 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,124 Right, okay. I... I gotta go. 845 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,835 Yep. Bye, Joe. 846 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,461 Bye. 847 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:02,602 ♪ Childish ♪ 848 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:07,691 ♪ Dancing around like teenagers ♪ 849 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:10,819 ♪ Selfish ♪ 850 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:15,073 ♪ Shooting her down with no chaser ♪ 851 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:18,619 ♪ I'm not for long here ♪ 852 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:24,416 ♪ Gotta move on before it starts ♪ 853 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:27,586 ♪ Stupid ♪ 854 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:31,841 ♪ The Two of Cups not in my cards ♪ 855 00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:35,636 ♪ Reckless ♪ 856 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:40,016 ♪ Cracking the door on what could be ♪ 857 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,686 ♪ Electric ♪ 858 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:48,482 ♪ I'm seeing red, it's too risky ♪ 859 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:53,028 ♪ I don't belong here ♪ 860 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:56,741 ♪ That might be a lie I tell myself ♪ 861 00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,495 ♪ 'Cause love is ♪ 862 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,748 ♪ Throwing pennies into a well ♪ 863 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:07,960 ♪ Am I ready to feel something? ♪ 864 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,256 ♪ 'Cause if I do Then it's out of my hands ♪ 865 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,385 ♪ Is it better to feel nothing? ♪ 866 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,431 ♪ I don't wanna choose Losing something again ♪ 867 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,059 ♪ If I feel something ♪ 868 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,647 ♪ So I feel nothing ♪ 869 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:35,821 ♪ Let me down, let me down Let me down, let me down ♪ 870 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:38,490 ♪ Let me down, let me down, let me down ♪ 871 00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:40,784 ♪ Will you let me down again? ♪ 872 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,744 ♪ Don't let it begin ♪ 873 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:46,373 ♪ So it never ends ♪ 874 00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:49,126 ♪ Am I ready to feel? ♪ 875 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:56,842 This is my nightmare. 876 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,552 I don't have any clean clothes. 877 00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,138 Shipped everything home except what I needed for 878 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:03,181 one night of sleep, one day of travel. 879 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:06,394 But now it's day two of travel so I have to put back on day one's outfit. 880 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:09,604 Good thing I packed my emergency robe. 881 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,773 J.Lo called, she wants her dress back. 882 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:14,401 I can smell all of yesterday's smells. Don't you hate that? 883 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,611 I can smell that... ...Christmas lady's car. 884 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:17,904 And the train. 885 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:21,116 And the fries from the train. And the mayo from the fries. 886 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:23,910 Wow, Priyanka really puts up with a lot, doesn't she? 887 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:26,956 Yeah, she does. She's a very patient woman. 888 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,128 - Hi. - Great job with the door, Kev. 889 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,380 Joe, while you were out gallivanting around Amsterdam, 890 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,591 I was on the phone with a lovely ticket agent, 891 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,634 securing seats for us on a flight home tomorrow. 892 00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:41,136 - That's great. - Yeah. 893 00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:43,221 So, what's her name? 894 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:46,142 - Well, that is a very funny story. - Like he remembers. 895 00:44:47,310 --> 00:44:49,102 Can I get my passport? I wanna check on it. 896 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:51,229 Yes, passports. Who's got the passports? 897 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:53,023 I do 'cause I have the pack. 898 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:55,025 Feels a bit light, but you know what? It's right... 899 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,526 It's gone. 900 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,028 They're gone, so... 901 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,113 Great. 902 00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:07,579 Wait. You lost all three of your passports? 903 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,956 - Are you kidding me? - We did not lose them. 904 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,917 - Joe lost them. - Somebody must've stolen them. 905 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:14,377 Lucky for you, I deal with this kind of thing all the time. 906 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,881 Hang on just one moment please. 907 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:21,468 Uh, Siri, what do I do if I lose my passport abroad? 908 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,179 - Oh, my God. - Cassidy, uh, we... we can still hear you. 909 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,513 Oh, uh... 910 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,932 I know, I was just talking to Siri, 911 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:30,060 my colleague that specializes in passport law. 912 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:32,688 Sorry, I didn't quite get that. 913 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,773 - Cassidy. - Okay, fine! 914 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:37,150 Fine. I wasn't talking to any of my colleagues 915 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,777 because I am all alone on Christmas. 916 00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:41,239 Oh, my God. 917 00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:43,323 That's it. 918 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,783 Wh... What's it? Cassidy? 919 00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:47,619 My ex is a pilot. He ditched me so he could fly 920 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:50,872 Angela Merkel to her favorite spa in Hamburg. 921 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,250 That is why we broke up. 922 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,420 But if I can get you guys to Germany, he can probably take you home on his PJ. 923 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:00,340 Uh, Cassidy, wh... why didn't you tell us this before? 924 00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:02,759 Well, I didn't think of it. Probably because he's dead to me. 925 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,137 Have you not been listening to me at all? 926 00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:09,516 Sorry. Uh, now I just have to get you to Germany. 927 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:11,851 Most of my drivers are off for the holidays, 928 00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:14,897 but I'll check trusty Craigslist Amsterdam. 929 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,065 Here's someone. 930 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,817 Mmm. 931 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,568 He's probably gonna wanna do stuff to your feet. 932 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,195 - No. - No. 933 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:23,364 What kind of stuff? 934 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,952 Dank je wel. 935 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,287 - Merry Christmas. - Whoo! 936 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,622 Nothing can stop us from getting home for Christmas now! Whoo! 937 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:33,999 - Come on. - We're grown men. 938 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,584 And we'll drive ourselves to Hamburg. 939 00:46:37,169 --> 00:46:41,382 Magic! 940 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,096 We should've just let that guy from Craigslist do stuff to my feet. 941 00:46:56,522 --> 00:46:58,816 The girls are probably roasting chestnuts right now. 942 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,277 I'm starving. 943 00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:04,529 Oh, my God. Do you think I'm gonna starve to death out here? 944 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,948 No. I think you're gonna freeze to death. 945 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:09,743 And Joe and I will be forced to eat you to survive. 946 00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,245 Oh, my God, truck. 947 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:14,622 - Truck. Shall we hitchhike? - Are you crazy? 948 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:15,749 I saw this list that said 949 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,293 hitchhiking is the sixth most likely way people get killed. 950 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,754 I saw this other list said that we're the second most punchable band. 951 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,547 Put those lists together, whoever's driving that truck's 952 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:24,841 - gonna punch us to death. - No. No. 953 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:25,925 - Stop! - Nope. 954 00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:27,052 Nick, what are you doing? 955 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,513 - Getting us home. - Don't look at the guy. Don't look at him. 956 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:39,105 Duolingo, 48 day streak. 957 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:41,483 I speak English. Hi. 958 00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:43,943 And I, uh, I happen to be going right through Hamburg. 959 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,403 Have we met before? 960 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:49,825 No, of course not. No, I-I've never put a spell on you. 961 00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:54,121 - What? - I said I've never met you. 962 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:58,376 Okay? Okay. Two in the back and one up here with me. 963 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:00,503 Okay. So... 964 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,465 Of course, I have to sit with the murderer. 965 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,218 Smells amazing. What is that? 966 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,803 600 Christmas trees. 967 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:17,018 Don't worry, I, um, went light on the whiskey today. 968 00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:19,604 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 969 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,398 It's just peppermint tea. 970 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,983 So, uh... How did you and your brothers end up 971 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:26,236 stranded in Germany on Christmas Eve? 972 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:29,155 Good question. Uh, we were on tour in Europe. 973 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,199 Um, we're in a band together. 974 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,245 A band of brothers. Huh. Oh, like the Bee Gees. 975 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,498 Oh, that-that sounds fun. 976 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,292 It can be. 977 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,087 No, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm... 978 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:47,882 I-I am so grateful that there are some people that love our music, 979 00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:52,805 and that we're still doing this after all these years. 980 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:54,515 But it's family, 981 00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:58,352 and, you know, being around your family all the time, it's... 982 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:00,645 It's tough. 983 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:03,398 We got our big break when we were just kids. 984 00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:07,194 And right away we kind of locked into these very specific roles. 985 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,530 And we're-we're great at them, that's why this works. 986 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:15,660 But mine is planning, and worrying, and obsessing over every little detail. 987 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:19,290 And it just feels like by trying to keep us on our A game, 988 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:25,296 I've gotten stuck being kind of, uh, annoying. 989 00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:30,509 And... ...it's driving me insane actually. 990 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,595 Does that make any sense? 991 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:35,723 Mmm. Mmm. Not really, no. 992 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:39,767 But... ...I don't really have anyone who drives me insane. 993 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:41,186 - Braggy. - Well, no, it's just... 994 00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:43,521 ...I live a very solitary life. 995 00:49:43,522 --> 00:49:45,899 My-My home is very remote, 996 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:49,737 and, uh, my work is all-consuming. 997 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:54,657 I just try and bring people joy with my yearly deliveries of, um, 998 00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,243 you know, Christmas trees. 999 00:49:57,745 --> 00:50:00,663 - That's actually really nice. - Well, it can be. 1000 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:05,168 Most of the time, I'm-I'm on the outside looking in through the window. 1001 00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:06,252 Hmm. 1002 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:10,799 Yeah, this lone wolf has always daydreamed about being part of a pack. 1003 00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:17,764 Yeah. 1004 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:22,101 Would you mind pulling over? I just wanna go check on my brothers. 1005 00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,187 Oh, yeah. 1006 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,065 Why are we stopping? 1007 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:28,150 I don't know. 1008 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:38,452 Never trust a cheap spell to do a man's job. 1009 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,495 You all right? 1010 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:43,415 Yeah. Just wanted some fresh air. 1011 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,718 You know what this reminds me of? 1012 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,681 Yeah. Those old days with Dad driving us to gigs? 1013 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,350 Back of the minivan. 1014 00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:05,520 Cramped in the back seat, trying not to throw up from Dad's terrible driving. 1015 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,858 Didn't Dad cut down a Christmas tree one year for Christmas? 1016 00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:12,777 - Think so, yeah. Oh, yeah. - There was spiders in it. 1017 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:14,279 There was, like, spiders everywhere. 1018 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,697 - Spiders. I remember that. - Yeah. 1019 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,532 I remember Dad in our little apartment in Dallas-- 1020 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:20,577 Pulling out each ornament, one by one, telling a story about it. 1021 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,287 - He was making those stories up. - For sure. 1022 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,622 "This is from New Zealand." It's like, "When have you been to New Zealand?" 1023 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:29,753 - Oh, yes, a very Kiwi Christmas. - Yeah. 1024 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:42,850 ♪ Memory Memory's a tap on the glass ♪ 1025 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,978 ♪ Just asking questions ♪ 1026 00:51:46,979 --> 00:51:52,484 ♪ Every Every ripple in our past ♪ 1027 00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:56,195 ♪ Had good intentions ♪ 1028 00:51:56,196 --> 00:52:02,119 ♪ Oh, you can make new friends But not old ♪ 1029 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,954 ♪ 'Cause they won't know ♪ 1030 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:08,082 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1031 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:14,589 ♪ Floods my mind With little images of simpler times ♪ 1032 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:17,343 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1033 00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:23,806 ♪ Brings me right back To the innocence of childish eyes ♪ 1034 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:24,891 ♪ Oh ♪ 1035 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:29,729 ♪ When fuses weren't so short And laughing wasn't forced ♪ 1036 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:33,275 ♪ The benefit of doubt was yours ♪ 1037 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,235 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1038 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:40,741 ♪ Makes me remember when I had the innocence ♪ 1039 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:47,955 ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪ 1040 00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:50,250 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1041 00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,505 ♪ Every "Remember when" ♪ 1042 00:52:55,506 --> 00:53:00,094 ♪ Makes me remember when I had the innocence ♪ 1043 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:05,014 ♪ To love you without keeping score ♪ 1044 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,933 Oh, was it Operation or Monopoly-- 1045 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:09,353 Endless childish games. I forgot about that. 1046 00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:11,647 Guten Tag. 1047 00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,277 Oh, absolutely. Here we go. 1048 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:32,250 Hi, you've reached Stacy. Please leave one after the beep. 1049 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:34,211 Hey, Stacy, it's Nick. 1050 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:38,799 Look, I've been thinking, uh, you know, maybe we can extend the tour. 1051 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:42,385 Look, we-we absolutely love performing together, 1052 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:46,055 and when things are good, they're-they're great. 1053 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,266 I... It's just... 1054 00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,937 I think I just need a minute to decide if we can make this work or not. 1055 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:57,401 So d-don't say no to the promoters just yet, okay? All right, bye. 1056 00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,112 {\an8}Look, we found fresh clothes. 1057 00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:05,617 "I'm a Düsseldorf girl." 1058 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,287 {\an8}Least it doesn't have yesterday's smells on it. 1059 00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:10,914 {\an8}Do you get mine? It's pretty funny. 1060 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,512 - Wow. - It's beautiful. 1061 00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,515 Now let's just hope Cassidy's ex isn't a total freak. 1062 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:31,602 Hello, gents! 1063 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:33,686 Damn, son. 1064 00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:35,354 No wonder Cassidy's so heartbroken. 1065 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:38,442 I'm Gene. It is an absolute honor to get you guys home for Christmas. 1066 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:40,027 Hi, Gene. 1067 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,154 Got the usual stuff here. 1068 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,323 I googled some of your favorite snacks. Hope that's okay. 1069 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:49,369 Pringles for Nick. Roasted peanuts for Kevin. Sour Patch Kids, Joe. 1070 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:54,081 I have a soft spot for these too. 1071 00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:56,084 Tart and sweet, just like your music. 1072 00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:58,128 You get it. 1073 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,767 Kevin McCallister, you brilliant, little devil. 1074 00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:15,436 Whoa. Bumpy. 1075 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:18,482 Probably just a change in pressure. My main man Gene's all over it. 1076 00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:26,031 Okay. I'm gonna go see what's going on. 1077 00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:32,078 Um, Gene? 1078 00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:33,539 Oh! 1079 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,331 What are you doing? 1080 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,585 My ex, Cassidy, posted a photo with some guy named Dean. Look at that. 1081 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,214 That's not real though. 1082 00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:48,261 I appreciate you trying to protect me, Jonas. But I can fix this. 1083 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:50,763 I just have to post a photo to make her remember how hot I am. 1084 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:52,473 These photos suck. It's too cramped in here. 1085 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,724 You can only see eight of my abs. 1086 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:55,852 - Wait, you don't have a copilot. - So we better hurry. 1087 00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:01,107 Gene. Gene, don't you need to, like, fly the plane? 1088 00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:03,401 It's on autopilot. This is more important. 1089 00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,194 - Can you help please? - What's going on? 1090 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,404 I don't know. This guy's insane. 1091 00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:09,448 I'm not insane. We're taking sexy photos so I can get my girlfriend back. 1092 00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:11,535 Okay, okay. Let me see. I need to see it. 1093 00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,912 Oh, the lighting is terrible in here. I'm washed out. 1094 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:16,331 Oh, I got something for you. 1095 00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,125 How-How's that gonna help, Joe? 1096 00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,419 This is fantastic. What is this? 1097 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,297 Glow by Joe. Cinnamon clove. 1098 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:26,257 People magazine's sexiest candle two years running. 1099 00:56:26,258 --> 00:56:28,634 Joe, why are you encouraging this? We need him to fly the plane. 1100 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:31,387 Sooner he takes these pictures, the sooner he gets back to flying this plane. 1101 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:32,597 Nick, Nick, Nick. 1102 00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:35,474 Hey, I bet if we just land the plane, you can just call Cassidy... 1103 00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:37,436 - How's the lighting? - ...and you can apologize. 1104 00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,982 Okay, I gotta know. Is it keto? Intermittent fasting? 1105 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:43,609 Put your arm down. 1106 00:56:44,192 --> 00:56:45,484 Feedback. 1107 00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:46,861 That looks great. Natural. 1108 00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:48,487 Nick, why's our manager texting you, 1109 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:51,824 "So psyched you changed your mind and are open to extending the tour"? 1110 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:54,368 Yeah, good news. They want to extend the tour. Congrats. 1111 00:56:54,369 --> 00:56:56,203 Eye on the prize, Nick. I can't hold this forever. 1112 00:56:56,204 --> 00:56:57,580 Can we talk about this later please? 1113 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,665 - Seriously? - But what does she mean by, 1114 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:02,043 "You changed your mind." What did you change your mind about? 1115 00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:04,920 Okay, fine. Yes, I did speak to her yesterday about extending the tour, 1116 00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:07,048 and I lied and said that you guys weren't up for it. 1117 00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:08,966 - The truth is, I wasn't up for it. - No, no, no. 1118 00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:11,844 Wait, so you just unilaterally decided to not extend without talking to us? 1119 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,721 Yes, but I-I took it back. So... 1120 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:14,805 - No. - Unbelievable. 1121 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:17,516 - This isn't working. I look bloated! - You don't look bloated. 1122 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,226 Why did you make me eat that Sour Patch Kid? 1123 00:57:19,227 --> 00:57:20,311 - What? - Let's do another setup. 1124 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:23,439 - Maybe some waist down shots. - All right, I'll take 'em. 1125 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:25,651 Gene! 1126 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:27,860 - Is he dead? - He can't be dead. 1127 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:29,529 If he's dead, we're dead. 1128 00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:31,447 We gotta wake him up. Come on. 1129 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,074 - Gene? - Dude, Gene, wake up. 1130 00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:34,909 Oh, he's alive. Good. 1131 00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:36,577 - He's not dead. - Get him up. Get him up. 1132 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:37,703 Help me. 1133 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:43,793 - Come on. Come on. Geez. He's so dense. - Careful. 1134 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:44,877 Careful. 1135 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:46,754 - Okay. Get the legs. - Legs. Come on. 1136 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:49,091 Come on, watch his foot. Don't let it hit anything. 1137 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:51,592 - We gotta wake him up. - We deactivated auto pilot. 1138 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:53,094 - We did? - We did. 1139 00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:54,804 - Then reactivate it! - I don't know how to do that. 1140 00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,639 Okay, uh, nothing works. 1141 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,015 We're losing altitude. Reengage it. 1142 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,017 I don't even know how to drive stick, what do you mean? 1143 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:02,604 Gene, wake up. Come on. Come on! Come on! 1144 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:04,689 Guys, I've got this. 1145 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:07,317 I know Glen Powell from Top Gun. 1146 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,361 Hold on. 1147 00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:12,864 We're gonna get home for Christmas. 1148 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,201 - Whoa! - I don't have it. I don't have it. 1149 00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:19,453 - Gene, wake up and fly this plane! - Pull up. 1150 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:22,164 - Come on, Gene. We need you! - Pull up. 1151 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:23,250 Wait. Wait. Wait, wait. 1152 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:24,834 Pull up. 1153 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:25,919 You still have those? 1154 00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:28,003 That one's mine. That one's mine. 1155 00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,422 Doesn't matter, just blow. 1156 00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:33,300 No, no. One, two, three. 1157 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:36,429 It's working. It's working. Keep going. 1158 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,473 Cassidy, I love you! Cassidy! 1159 00:58:39,474 --> 00:58:40,975 - Gene! Fly the plane! - He's awake! 1160 00:58:40,976 --> 00:58:43,895 Oh, come on! 1161 00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:46,731 That's good. 1162 00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:48,358 Oh, no. 1163 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:50,776 Uh, Gene, you got this. 1164 00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:52,486 Brace! Brace, guys. Hold on tight. 1165 00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:53,947 Hold on! 1166 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:12,006 Huh. You did it, Gene. We're alive. 1167 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,384 Whoo! 1168 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,386 What... What's that smell? 1169 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:18,512 Oh, cinnamon. 1170 00:59:18,513 --> 00:59:19,680 And cloves. 1171 00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:21,558 And pine. I'm definitely getting pine. 1172 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:23,351 Oh, no. 1173 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,063 - Oh. - No! 1174 00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:30,524 Oh, oh, okay. Whoa. 1175 00:59:30,525 --> 00:59:31,777 Let's go. 1176 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,367 Two planes in two days. 1177 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,287 Please tell me someone has their phone. 1178 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:44,456 Maybe they're okay in there? 1179 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:46,625 Oh, no. 1180 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,252 Why do I never say yes to AppleCare? 1181 00:59:55,967 --> 00:59:57,384 - Sorry about before. Okay? - Hmm. 1182 00:59:57,385 --> 00:59:59,428 The heart makes us do crazy things. 1183 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:01,931 Now I'll make us a fire, build us a shelter. 1184 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,015 Great. 1185 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,559 We'll set up camp for the night, all right? Good. 1186 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,686 - Let's get it going. - No. 1187 01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:10,524 No, no, no. We are not setting up camp with you, Gene. 1188 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,360 We are missing Christmas Eve with our kids 1189 01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:17,571 because you had to take thirst traps for the weirdest woman in the world. 1190 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:21,408 I'm gonna stop you right there. You keep my ex's name out of your mouth. 1191 01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,994 - I didn't even say her name. - Good. 1192 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:25,413 - Don't say her name. - But I will now. 1193 01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:27,414 - Cassidy. - Don't. 1194 01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:29,750 - Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy. - Guys. Guys... 1195 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:32,044 - Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy. - You know what? Screw this. 1196 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,128 And screw you, Nick. 1197 01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:35,506 I've always liked Joe's solo music better than yours anyway. 1198 01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,174 - Oh. - Yeah. You boys are done. 1199 01:00:37,175 --> 01:00:38,717 - Uh, no. - You're on your own. 1200 01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:40,302 - I'm sorry, man. But... - Gene. 1201 01:00:40,303 --> 01:00:41,679 I'm going back to my woman. 1202 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,265 - Dude, come on. Please. - No. I'm gonna find my woman. 1203 01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:45,350 Dude. 1204 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:48,227 Wow. Way to go, Nick. 1205 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,938 Thanks for telling the one guy who knows how to survive out here 1206 01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:52,648 that we don't wanna camp with him. 1207 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,400 Another phenomenal unilateral decision. 1208 01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:58,904 Okay. You can't suddenly be mad at me for making a decision 1209 01:00:58,905 --> 01:01:00,489 when you literally lean on me 1210 01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,157 for everything. 1211 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:03,868 Do you think I like being the uptight, responsible one? 1212 01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:07,789 No, I don't. But I have to so that I can take care of you two. 1213 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,040 That is such BS. 1214 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,459 You love to be in control. 1215 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:14,587 You get off on feeling like you're better than everybody. 1216 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,047 Which is probably why you make fun of my personal life so much. 1217 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:18,424 - What? - Actually, you do do that, Nick. 1218 01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:20,050 I've been meaning to talk to you about it. 1219 01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:23,345 You do it too. Always joking about how I'm some vapid womanizer. 1220 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:26,640 You know, that makes me feel like I'll never find a real relationship again. 1221 01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:27,975 Which is probably why I didn't tell you 1222 01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:30,102 that I bumped into Lucy again in Amsterdam. 1223 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:33,439 Yeah. And I feel like there's something there, but I'm terrified to go for it. 1224 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,610 Because maybe I'm just this shallow idiot my brothers say I am. 1225 01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:43,199 I wanna sing. 1226 01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:46,577 - Right now? - No. 1227 01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:48,120 Lead vocals in a song. 1228 01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,663 I've been trying to tell you guys for days, 1229 01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:52,792 but you guys are such narcissists you didn't even see me. 1230 01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:58,255 Okay, don't blame your inability to tell us what you want on us. 1231 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:00,758 If you wanna sing, of course you can sing. 1232 01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:03,094 Oh, yeah, great. Another unilateral decision, Nick. Great. 1233 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:04,970 Okay, so you don't want him to sing? 1234 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,931 I just would like to be consulted on it first. 1235 01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:09,183 Okay, I thought I could last six more months with you guys. 1236 01:02:09,184 --> 01:02:10,726 But I can't even last six seconds. 1237 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,728 Me either. I'll find my own way home to my girls. 1238 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:14,104 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah, me too. 1239 01:02:14,105 --> 01:02:15,899 I'll find my own way home to mine. 1240 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:19,610 None of us have sons. 1241 01:02:19,611 --> 01:02:21,487 Do you think that's genetic? 1242 01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:22,572 It's gotta be genetic. 1243 01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:24,323 I blame Dad. 1244 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:31,623 ♪ I take responsibility ♪ 1245 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:35,126 ♪ For staying round this long ♪ 1246 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:41,466 ♪ Apologies to younger me ♪ 1247 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:45,011 ♪ For letting it go on ♪ 1248 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,850 ♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪ 1249 01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:56,063 ♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪ 1250 01:02:56,064 --> 01:03:01,276 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪ 1251 01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:04,571 ♪ Am I better off alone? ♪ 1252 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:10,453 ♪ Am I better, better, better off alone? ♪ 1253 01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:21,088 ♪ I've been as good as I can be ♪ 1254 01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:24,259 ♪ It's never good enough ♪ 1255 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:30,848 ♪ Not sure just what they want from me ♪ 1256 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,060 ♪ I've done it all and some ♪ 1257 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:39,898 ♪ The apple, it don't fall ♪ 1258 01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:45,320 ♪ Far from the tree but it's gone rogue ♪ 1259 01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:50,159 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪ 1260 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,704 ♪ Might be better off alone ♪ 1261 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:59,752 ♪ Might be better, better Better off alone ♪ 1262 01:04:24,235 --> 01:04:29,073 ♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪ 1263 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:34,286 ♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪ 1264 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:39,083 ♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪ 1265 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:42,628 ♪ I'm better off alone ♪ 1266 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:48,468 ♪ I'm better, better, better off alone ♪ 1267 01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:53,263 We just walked in a circle, didn't we? 1268 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:54,431 Yeah. 1269 01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:57,518 What was that? 1270 01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:58,603 Gene? 1271 01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:02,523 Is that you? 1272 01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,692 Here to light us a fire and cook us dinner I bet. 1273 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:06,527 Nick's sorry. 1274 01:05:09,114 --> 01:05:10,532 - Oh. - Not Gene. 1275 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,576 Okay. It's just one of him and three of us. Right? 1276 01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:16,453 I saw this on Bear Grylls once, 1277 01:05:16,454 --> 01:05:18,455 - you just gotta be really loud. - No, no, dude, it's quiet. 1278 01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:19,706 - No, it's loud. - No, it's quiet. 1279 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:20,791 Bears are... Bears are quiet. 1280 01:05:20,792 --> 01:05:23,836 No, no, guys, there's not just one. Okay? Because wolves travel in packs. 1281 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:26,713 Because why would you ever travel alone 1282 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:28,674 if you could travel with your wolf brothers? 1283 01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:29,759 What? 1284 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,219 - Which one is it? Quiet or loud? - I think it's loud. 1285 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,387 - I have to apologize. - It's loud. 1286 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,097 - So which one is it? - Louder. Loud. 1287 01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:37,391 Okay, I'm sorry for being so uptight all the time. 1288 01:05:37,392 --> 01:05:39,601 And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you about extending the tour. 1289 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:42,646 I'm sorry we take you for granted. Sorry I made you feel like a joke, Joe. 1290 01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:45,107 - Lucy would've been lucky to have you. - Louder. 1291 01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:48,360 Well, I'm sorry that we never got to hear you sing, Kevin. 1292 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:50,279 I'm sure your voice is pretty okay. 1293 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,072 - Thank you! - Move closer. Watch out. 1294 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:53,365 Just start screaming. 1295 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,827 - Get away! - Go home! 1296 01:05:58,705 --> 01:05:59,830 That's not working. 1297 01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:01,331 I don't think we're gonna make it. 1298 01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:03,459 All right. One last huddle. 1299 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,129 Every moment matters. 1300 01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:07,671 Every feeling matters. 1301 01:06:07,672 --> 01:06:09,298 Every brother matters. 1302 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:10,382 I love you, guys. 1303 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:11,466 - I love you. - Love you. 1304 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:26,648 What just happened? 1305 01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,651 - They're gone. - It's a Christmas miracle. 1306 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,235 Thank you, Santa! 1307 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,404 Thank you, Santa! 1308 01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:36,533 Oh, my God. 1309 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:39,579 - The wolves are back. Oh, no. - Oh, God. 1310 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,374 Whoa. 1311 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:45,709 Oh, my God. 1312 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:46,960 - Oh, my God. - Brad. 1313 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:50,214 - Good to see you. - Thank goodness you're safe. 1314 01:06:50,215 --> 01:06:52,257 - Okay. - How did you find us? 1315 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,885 Oh. Your plane crash was all over the news. 1316 01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:57,679 I-I was circling the area looking for you, but it was so dark out. 1317 01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,807 But then I saw this big flash of lightning that lit up the whole forest 1318 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:02,267 and I saw my grown men. 1319 01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:03,894 No. No, no, you were right, Brad. 1320 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:06,104 - We're your boys. We're just your boys. - Yeah. Uh-huh. 1321 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:07,981 - Oh. - What about your vow renewal? 1322 01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:10,692 - Did we make you miss it? - Oh, no, I went through the vows. 1323 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:13,070 And Marie gets it. She's the greatest. 1324 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:17,574 Also, I, uh, told her you guys would pay for a sick vow renewal honeymoon in Bali. 1325 01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:18,867 - Yeah. Of course, yeah. - Yeah. Sure. 1326 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:19,953 How sick we talking? 1327 01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:22,871 - The rescue chopper's coming. - Amazing. 1328 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:25,374 Oh, also, you should probably call your families. 1329 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,458 They think you're dead. 1330 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:27,542 - Yeah. - Please. 1331 01:07:27,543 --> 01:07:28,627 Nice. 1332 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:30,671 Okay, well, hopefully Priyanka is so happy I'm alive 1333 01:07:30,672 --> 01:07:32,589 she won't mind the change of plans. 1334 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:33,757 Change of plans? 1335 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:36,468 Yeah, that we're all doing Christmas at Kevin's house together. 1336 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:39,305 Wait, this should be a trilateral decision. 1337 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,056 Yes. 1338 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:42,975 - Dani's gonna love it. - All right. 1339 01:07:42,976 --> 01:07:44,351 Finally, gonna make it home for Christmas. 1340 01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:46,103 - Oh, my God, stop saying that. - Shut up. 1341 01:07:46,104 --> 01:07:47,605 Hey, Brad, why the dogs? 1342 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,400 I'm a semi-pro dog sledder. I did the Iditarod. 1343 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,027 I told you this like a million times. 1344 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,488 - Oh, yeah. Of course. Duh. - Yeah. 1345 01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:02,287 {\an8}- Told you we'd make it home for Christmas. - All right. Let's go. 1346 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:03,955 {\an8} Oof. 1347 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,795 Merry Christmas. 1348 01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,798 - You're here! - Oh, my God. 1349 01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:16,049 You made it. 1350 01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,968 - Hi, Dad. - You survived. 1351 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:19,511 I was so worried about you. 1352 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:21,763 - Hi. - Hello, beautiful. 1353 01:08:21,764 --> 01:08:24,349 - Hi. Merry Christmas. - So good to see you. 1354 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:26,184 - You made it. - Of course. 1355 01:08:26,185 --> 01:08:28,729 I wouldn't miss it for the world. It's Christmas. 1356 01:08:28,730 --> 01:08:30,856 - Düsseldorf? - Yeah. 1357 01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:33,108 I somehow pegged you as a Berlin kind of gal. 1358 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,443 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 1359 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:35,610 Yeah? 1360 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:37,529 Did Santa bring you everything you want? 1361 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:38,614 Yeah? 1362 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,961 And then Nick was like, "I can smell the Christmas lady's car." 1363 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,464 And then "the mayo's everywhere," and the s... "And the fries!" 1364 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,840 - And it was just... - Okay. All right. 1365 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:58,216 - It did not happen like that. - Mmm. 1366 01:08:58,217 --> 01:08:59,594 It did. 1367 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,428 I'll get it. 1368 01:09:01,429 --> 01:09:02,721 Who's that? 1369 01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:05,350 Uh, we may have reached out to someone on your behalf. 1370 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,184 Oh, hi. 1371 01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,354 Welcome back. 1372 01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:11,439 Thanks. 1373 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,275 What's my old babysitter doing here? 1374 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,153 Hi. 1375 01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:18,780 Hi. 1376 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,909 So, uh, let's hear it then. 1377 01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:25,912 Uh, hear what? 1378 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:30,332 Your brothers said that you had a big speech that you wanted to give me 1379 01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:32,584 because you felt bad about how you left things in Amsterdam, 1380 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:34,879 and I'm realizing now that probably isn't... 1381 01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,214 Thanks, guys. And thank you for the Uber Black. 1382 01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:38,758 - It's very classy. - No problem. 1383 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,136 Yeah, there's a big speech. 1384 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,349 - So? - Lucy... 1385 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:49,018 Shh. 1386 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:53,063 When I ran into you on that train, 1387 01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:55,650 it was the most exciting thing that happened to me all year. 1388 01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:58,026 And I've done some pretty cool things. 1389 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,153 I've played hundreds of stadium shows, 1390 01:10:00,154 --> 01:10:01,947 and survived a wolf attack, 1391 01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:03,449 and I'm pretty sure we met Santa Claus. 1392 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,952 - Okay. - And then we, um... 1393 01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,328 - Yep... - Keep going. 1394 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:10,539 And then I was in a plane crash... 1395 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:12,249 - What? - ...with this beautiful man. 1396 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:14,543 He took his shirt off. He's very handsome. 1397 01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:15,962 - Look... - What are you doing? 1398 01:10:16,671 --> 01:10:18,381 - I'm calling her a car. - Oh. 1399 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:22,634 What I'm trying to say is Amsterdam was so incredible with you. 1400 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:24,511 - You're incredible, and you're brave... - Right. 1401 01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:25,929 ...and you're funny. 1402 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:29,099 And you jump into freezing water, which is really brave. 1403 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:32,019 I said... Keep saying brave. 1404 01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:34,354 God. Um... 1405 01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:37,524 It's just like the end of Love Actually, only horrible. 1406 01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:38,860 Look, I... I should've... 1407 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:42,362 I should've jumped at the opportunity 1408 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:44,490 to hang out with you when I got back to the city, 1409 01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,701 but I choked. 1410 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:52,581 But to be honest, I was terrified of falling for you 1411 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,499 and then it blowing up in my face. 1412 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:57,378 But that is a risk I'm willing to take 1413 01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:03,926 'cause I feel like we could be each other's old sweaters and brand new shoes. 1414 01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:08,806 - What the hell does that mean? - I don't know, but it's super corny. 1415 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:18,566 Maybe not. 1416 01:11:22,236 --> 01:11:25,197 I know this might be, um, moving really fast, 1417 01:11:25,198 --> 01:11:27,532 but do you wanna spend Christmas with my entire family? 1418 01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:29,284 Yeah. 1419 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:31,787 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 1420 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,832 ♪ I know I asked for snow Know I asked for lights ♪ 1421 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:39,212 ♪ I know I asked for Shooting starry nights ♪ 1422 01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:42,672 - ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪ - Merry Christmas. 1423 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:45,968 - ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪ - Merry Christmas. Hi. 1424 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,969 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1425 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:50,055 - ♪ I know I asked for trees ♪ - Open it. 1426 01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:51,766 ♪ Covered in silver ♪ 1427 01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:56,394 ♪ Know I asked for trips To the Seven Wonders ♪ 1428 01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:58,980 ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪ 1429 01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:02,527 ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪ 1430 01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:04,194 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1431 01:12:04,195 --> 01:12:07,239 ♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪ 1432 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,617 ♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪ 1433 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:17,667 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1434 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:25,800 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1435 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:28,886 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1436 01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:31,597 Cassidy, I love you! 1437 01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:33,099 Gene? 1438 01:12:34,642 --> 01:12:37,352 One, two, three! 1439 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:41,065 ♪ I know I asked for kisses Under the mistletoe ♪ 1440 01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:45,694 ♪ And if I'm being honest Yeah, I still want those ♪ 1441 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:52,158 ♪ But you can return all the gifts That you wrapped up in ruby bows ♪ 1442 01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:53,243 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1443 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:56,371 ♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪ 1444 01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:59,791 ♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪ 1445 01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:06,841 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1446 01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:10,760 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1447 01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:14,306 ♪ Make the hands on the clock Stop moving ♪ 1448 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:18,227 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1449 01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:22,690 ♪ Every day, every night Before we lose it ♪ 1450 01:13:24,358 --> 01:13:26,652 ♪ No, there's no need to lie ♪ 1451 01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:31,574 ♪ Choosing you every time If I'm choosing ♪ 1452 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:34,827 ♪ If we're doing it right ♪ 1453 01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:41,625 ♪ Spending time is the best part of Being human ♪ 1454 01:13:41,626 --> 01:13:48,716 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1455 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:53,136 ♪ All I wanted was you and me And our family ♪ 1456 01:13:53,137 --> 01:13:55,221 ♪ Just sitting 'round the Christmas tree ♪ 1457 01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:58,183 ♪ Filling up our heads With brand new memories ♪ 1458 01:13:58,184 --> 01:14:05,232 ♪ All I wanted was you and you And you and you and I ♪ 1459 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,485 ♪ All I wanted was time ♪ 1460 01:14:08,486 --> 01:14:09,569 - Did you like it? - Yeah. 1461 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:14,824 And so, the Jonas Brothers tour contin-- 1462 01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:16,952 Ooh. 1463 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:18,913 Oh. Oasis needs me. 1464 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,462 ♪ We go together ♪ 1465 01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:30,841 ♪ Better than birds of a feather You and me ♪ 1466 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:34,302 ♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪ 1467 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:37,890 ♪ I'm feelin' heat in December When you're round me ♪ 1468 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:42,519 {\an8}♪ I've been dancin' on top of cars And stumblin' out of bars ♪ 1469 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,647 {\an8}♪ I follow you through the dark Can't get enough ♪ 1470 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:49,567 {\an8}♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪ 1471 01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:51,487 {\an8}♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪ 1472 01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:55,281 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1473 01:14:55,282 --> 01:14:58,868 {\an8}♪ Say the word And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪ 1474 01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:02,455 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1475 01:15:02,456 --> 01:15:05,875 {\an8}♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪ 1476 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:09,295 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker For all the subliminal things ♪ 1477 01:15:09,296 --> 01:15:11,131 {\an8}♪ No one knows about you ♪ 1478 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:13,633 {\an8}- ♪ About you, about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪ 1479 01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:18,847 {\an8}♪ And you're makin' the typical me Break my typical rules ♪ 1480 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,056 {\an8}♪ It's true ♪ 1481 01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:21,433 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1482 01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:25,062 {\an8}♪ Don't complicate it ♪ 1483 01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:28,273 {\an8}♪ 'Cause I know you And you know everything about me ♪ 1484 01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:32,610 {\an8}If my kids fell off a boat, and you guys fell off a boat, 1485 01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:35,530 {\an8}I would save you over my children. I just want you to know. 1486 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,616 {\an8}♪ ...when you're round me Hey ♪ 1487 01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:41,578 {\an8}♪ Dancin' on top of cars And stumblin' out of bars ♪ 1488 01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:42,996 {\an8}♪ I follow you through the dark... ♪ 1489 01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:44,831 {\an8}- Oh! Yes! Oh, no! - ♪ ...can't get enough ♪ 1490 01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:48,793 {\an8}♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪ 1491 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:51,046 {\an8}- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪ - Sing it! 1492 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:54,507 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1493 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:57,719 {\an8}♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪ 1494 01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:01,264 {\an8} ♪ I'm a sucker For all the subliminal things ♪ 1495 01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:03,266 {\an8}♪ No one knows about you ♪ 1496 01:16:03,267 --> 01:16:05,643 {\an8}- ♪ About you, about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪ 1497 01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:11,024 {\an8}♪ And you're makin' the typical me Break my typical rules ♪ 1498 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:12,150 {\an8}♪ It's true ♪ 1499 01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:14,069 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1500 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:17,823 {\an8}Hey, fam, sorry my eyes look a little red. I've been crying. 1501 01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:23,119 {\an8}By now, you've probably seen the video of me and an old friend of mine, Nick Jonas. 1502 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,288 {\an8}And I-I see what you're seeing, folks. 1503 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,916 {\an8}It looks like I'm being really mean to him. 1504 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:30,418 {\an8}I just wanna say het spijt me, 1505 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:34,506 {\an8}uh, which translates directly to, "it regrets me" from Dutch. 1506 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:35,924 {\an8}And, uh, to prove that, 1507 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:41,847 {\an8}I'm gonna be making a Christmas donation of 5,000 euros to Amsterdam. 1508 01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:43,598 {\an8}I'll be back soon. 1509 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:44,682 {\an8}Nick Jonas... 1510 01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:47,393 {\an8}♪ ...follow you through the dark Can't get enough ♪ 1511 01:16:47,394 --> 01:16:51,064 {\an8} ♪ You're the medicine and the pain The tattoo inside my brain ♪ 1512 01:16:51,065 --> 01:16:53,525 {\an8}- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪ - Sing it! 1513 01:16:53,526 --> 01:16:57,278 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪ 1514 01:16:57,279 --> 01:17:00,198 {\an8}♪ Any road you take You know that you'll find me ♪ 1515 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:04,160 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker For all the subliminal things ♪ 1516 01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:05,745 {\an8}♪ No one knows about you ♪ 1517 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:08,289 {\an8}- ♪ About you, about you ♪ - ♪ About you ♪ 1518 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:13,628 {\an8}♪ And you're makin' the typical me Break my typical rules ♪ 1519 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:14,712 {\an8}♪ It's true ♪ 1520 01:17:14,713 --> 01:17:16,172 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1521 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:21,719 {\an8}Hey! 1522 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,805 {\an8}♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪ 1523 01:17:36,235 --> 01:17:37,236 Kevin, you're up! 122819