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[silence]

[silence]

Yo, look, I'm here.

Yeah, I'm gonna do it this time, okay?

[silence]

Scott isn't even around.

He's at work till like five, so the coast is clear.

[silence]

Oh my God, his dad is in New York or somewhere.

[silence]

Look, this is why his mom is gonna be all over my nuts.

[silence]

Ah, yeah, whatever, delusional.

[silence]

Look, yeah, I know.

Scott's my pal, but look, I'm a motherfucker.

Yeah, we know this.

Actually, you know what?

I'm the Milf Whisperer.

Yes.

Oh, this is gonna be great.

Look, all I need you to do is just call in five minutes.

Just call my phone.

No questions, okay?

And don't say a word about this to Scott.

I swear to God, I will f-

Remember that one time?

Yeah, that's right.

All right.

Look, she's expecting me.

I'm gonna get these books.

I'm going to lay my moves on her.

Everything's gonna go great.

All right?

Thank you.

[knocking]

[knocking]

Hey there.

Hey.

How's it going?

Doing fine.

Yeah, come on in.

Thanks.

Of course, here, take a seat.

Yeah, it already, yeah.

I'm sorry?

I already paid Scott for the books.

He said they have no...

Oh, cool.

Thanks.

You know, I don't want to buy new books.

I'm just gonna save money.

Save material? Why not?

No problem.

So, what have you been up to other than school?

You've been busy. I haven't seen you forever.

I was beginning to think you didn't like me or something.

Oh.

It's, wasn't that actually...

Actually, I have a girlfriend.

You do?

Yeah, yeah.

So I've been busy with that.

Really?

Yeah.

That's great. Is it serious?

I would say so. I mean, I think she's the one.

Really?

Yeah.

So it's very serious.

I'd say so.

Wow, congratulations.

Thank you.

Yeah.

That's a lot.

Yeah.

No, I think that, like I said...

Oh, sure.

Sorry.

No, of course.

Oh.

Hello.

Oh, hey baby.

Yeah.

Yeah, I got a moment.

What?

What do you mean?

Why?

That's...

Look, I can improve.

I didn't mean to...

Can it...

You...

I can improve.

I can improve.

I can improve.

I can improve.

What was that about?

Are you okay?

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

She broke up with me.

The girlfriend?

The one you just said was the one?

Yeah.

What happened?

She...

She said I was the one.

She said I was an awkward kisser.

What?

An awkward in general.

This always happens to me.

Oh, God.

My life sucks.

No.

No, it doesn't.

I'm sorry.

You'll be okay?

I don't know.

Everything lately has just been shitty and not my luck.

No, bad luck, huh?

You'll be alright.

Yeah?

Yeah.

We find out really often.

True or not.

I hear a good kiss around.

I think she's the one going to be missing out.

That was pretty damn good.

See?

Everything's already looking up, huh?

No.

No.

No.

I'm sorry I couldn't help myself.

I didn't mean to.

I should go.

No?

No.

Put those down.

[door slams]

Oh, wow.

She's going to definitely be missing out.

I get over things quick.

I can see that.

I can feel that.

[sighs]

Let me find out more.

Oh, wow.

Very nice.

[sighs]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Oh, my God.

That's tasty.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Take that fucking chair.

Fucking dug it so nice and big.

[grunts]

You like that, huh?

You like this fucking swallow your cock?

[grunts]

Fuck yeah.

Take this.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

These big, fucking titties.

You like that, huh?

Fuck yeah.

Fucking good.

Yeah.

You want me to suck your cock?

Mm.

You've been wanting this to happen to you.

Me too.

You're not taking a beer in my fucking house, then.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

(laughs)

[BLANK_AUDIO]

(groaning)

(groaning)

, oh yeah. (groaning)

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, oh, fuck. (groaning)

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Fuckin' man. (groaning)

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Fuck yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

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Oh my god.

(groaning)

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Fuck yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Fuck yeah, I thought that was some one.

(groaning)

Can I take these off?

- Yes.

(groaning)

- And do something about that.

(groaning)

There's my baby inside me.

Fuck yeah.

(groaning)

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Fuck you.

Fuck yes.

(groaning)

Oh god, yes, fuck me.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

This is not my fucking ass.

It's not my ass.

Let's do it again.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

(groaning)

Oh take that shot.

Fuck yeah.

(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Come on, that feels fucking good.

Keep fucking me baby.

(groaning)

Don't you stop on that one.

Fucking mark me.

(groaning)

Oh yeah, that's it.

Fuck that pussy girl.

Fucking good.

Fuck yeah.

(groaning)

Oh god.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

Oh fuck yeah.

It's not bad.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

(groaning)

Oh fuck yeah.

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Oh god.

Oh fuck yes.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh that feels good.

You're gonna fuck me huh?

Yeah.

You're gonna fuck me huh?

Fuck yeah.

You're gonna fucking get me.

Oh fuck.

Fuck yeah.

I'm gonna come on you.

Come on.

(groaning)

Keep fucking me.

Keep fucking me and I'll come on.

(groaning)

Oh god.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

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Fuck yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

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Fucking clock.

Hurry.

You make me wait.

Oh ooh.

(groaning)

(groaning)

You've definitely done this before.

You've referenced this and that on this too huh?

Fuck that feels good.

(groaning)

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh god.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

(groaning)

Yes.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Mm.

That nice little fucking pussy for you.

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh god.

Mm.

Good.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

Oh god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh yes.

(groaning)

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(groaning)

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

Oh fuck yes.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

(groaning)

That's right.

Oh yeah.

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Oh fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

That's not enough.

What would you like?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

That's about 10 years old.

Oh yeah.

That's okay.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh I feel so fucking good.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Snap it.

Just leave that fucking cock here.

(groaning)

(groaning)

My turn to ride you huh?

Come here.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

Oh god damn it.

(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

Oh yes.

Fuck that's good.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Oh yes.

(groaning)

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Oh yeah.

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Oh god.

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Oh my god.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

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(groaning)

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

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Oh fuck yes.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

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(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

It's so fucking good.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Damn.

Oh yes please.

(groaning)

Anymore.

Oh yeah.

It's fucking good in my mouth.

(groaning)

Tell me why I haven't fucked this cock before.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

This is so fucking good.

I fucking cocked this so god for me.

Fuck you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

Oh god.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god this is so good.

You better not fucking tell my son.

Oh fuck this.

I'm not this.

Oh my god.

Oh my god this is so good.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

Oh god.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

(groaning)

This is so fucking good.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

So good.

Oh my god.

So fucking good.

I'm fucking cocked.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

You know what's happening for me.

That's right.

(groaning)

Oh god.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

(groaning)

That's so fucking good.

(groaning)

Oh my god.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Yeah, feel good.

(groaning)

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

I think I left that idea.

I'm making you work though.

I just drove for two,

you're younger than me.

(groaning)

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Jesus.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh god, slap me.

Fuck yeah, do you need a gun?

One more time, motherfucker.

Oh that's what I want.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Oh my god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Yeah, cut.

Oh god, fuck.

Fuck that gun.

Fuck my god damn fucking gun.

Do it.

(groaning)

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

Excuse me.

Fine.

Oh shit.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh god.

Oh.

Oh god.

Oh shit.

Oh.

(groaning)

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

I'm a sweaty bitch right now, it's fucking hot.

Oh fuck yeah.

Give me a fucking cock.

(groaning)

Oh god, it's so good.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Keep it, keep it, keep it, fucking me, go.

Fuck yeah.

Oh yeah.

(groaning)

Yes.

(groaning)

(clapping)

Oh yeah.

Said fuck yeah.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh my god.

Deeper, fuck me deeper.

(groaning)

No are you slowing down,

you're fucking harder than that.

(groaning)

I want more, oh god.

Oh just like that.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

No fuck.

Yeah.

Oh god.

(groaning)

Good.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

Come here.

(groaning)

Oh my god, it's so good.

It's so fucking good.

It's so fucking good.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

(groaning)

Oh god.

(groaning)

No.

No.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh god.

Okay.

Oh fuck.

Yes.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Yeah, yeah, and keep fucking.

Yeah, and give me some more.

(groaning)

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

I get so many fucking tears,

let me come again.

(groaning)

Oh god.

Oh god.

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

What are you gonna give me?

(groaning)

I want your fucking cum.

You gonna feed me your cum every fucking drop?

(groaning)

(groaning)

(groaning)

I want you to give it all to me.

I want my face.

All over my chest.

(groaning)

(water gurgling)

Oh baby.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

So fucking hot.

(groaning)

(groaning)

Oh my, my my.

Oh my.

All right.

(gasping)

Well hopefully you're over your girlfriend over that.

Who?

Good answer.

How can you?

Oh thank you.

Just, nice of you.

Well I'm gonna go clean myself up.

Yeah don't worry.

You know your way out.

Yeah I do, I'm gonna make a phone call.

Okay, okay.

Don't tell my son?

Yeah of course.

And especially not my husband.

Oh.

To the dust.

I got you, yeah.

Yep.

See you soon.

(sighing)

(laughing)

Yes.

Yo hey, dude.

Guess who's struck again?

The Melflisper.

(laughing)

I think it's pretty, you can shut up dude.

I did it.

It was awesome.

Yeah, it's gonna be great.

I got some pictures.