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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,199 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:10,190 Give me back my alarm clock! 3 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,560 No, I am sick of this thing waking me up every morning! 4 00:00:12,590 --> 00:00:16,200 One more step and your chicken clock will never cluck again. 5 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:20,070 Girls, do we have to do this every morning? 6 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,140 Oh, don't worry. One day I'll figure out. 7 00:00:23,170 --> 00:00:25,270 How to work this crazy contraption. 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,140 The giant "on" but... 9 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:30,740 - Zack! - Bailey! 10 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,580 I'm sorry. It's been a horrible morning. 11 00:00:33,610 --> 00:00:36,420 - Why? - I wanted to go back to kettlecorn. 12 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,180 For my grammy pickett's 90th birthday, 13 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:39,920 But times are tough. 14 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:41,920 My parents can't afford a plane ticket. 15 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:46,090 Gee. That's too bad. 16 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:49,700 Hey, what if I take you to visit grammy pickle? 17 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:51,700 London, that's incredibly generous, 18 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:53,470 But I couldn't accept that. 19 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,870 Oh, it's no problem for me to drop you off. 20 00:00:55,900 --> 00:00:58,300 I'm taking my blouse blimp to Manhattan. 21 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:01,410 My halter top supply is running dangerously low. 22 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:08,980 London, thanks again for the lift in your blouse blimp. 23 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:11,180 No problem. And to pass time, 24 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:12,720 We can play darts. 25 00:01:16,890 --> 00:01:20,490 ♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪ 26 00:01:22,930 --> 00:01:25,000 ♪ come along with me ♪ 27 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:26,470 ♪ and let's head out to see ♪ 28 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,970 ♪ what this world has ♪ 29 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,570 ♪ for you and for me now ♪ 30 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,910 ♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪ 31 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,910 - ♪ we say... ♪ - ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪ 32 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:37,240 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 33 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,410 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ 34 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:43,720 ♪ 'cause we're living the suite life ♪ 35 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:46,050 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 36 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:49,220 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking the whole world round ♪ 37 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:54,060 ♪ and we're living the suite life now ♪ 38 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:55,700 ♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪ 39 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:56,930 ♪ let's go! ♪ 40 00:01:57,130 --> 00:01:58,330 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 41 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:02,740 Am I going to my right? 42 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:04,770 Am I going to my left? 43 00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:07,370 I think you're going to the hospital. 44 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:09,280 We've only been playing for 12 seconds. 45 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:10,740 And you're breathing like darth vader. 46 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,020 Oh, it's a text from Maya. 47 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:21,720 She says she'll be back soon. 48 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,060 And she's excited about our three-month anniversary. 49 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:25,930 Wow, three months. 50 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,590 If you guys were dogs, that'd be like... 51 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,100 Longer. 52 00:02:32,130 --> 00:02:35,070 Yeah, I wanted to take her to the coral room for dinner, 53 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,970 But I don't have that kind of money. 54 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:42,140 Ooh, playing a little roundball, I see. 55 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:44,410 You know basketball? 56 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,480 Actually, I coached my little brother Dwight, 57 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:48,410 And he is quite the basketball player. 58 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:51,380 If you coached him, I bet all he can dunk is a biscotti. 59 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:55,290 Well, Dwight and two of his friends. 60 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,660 Are coming on the ship for the day. 61 00:02:56,690 --> 00:02:59,230 And I bet they could beat you. 62 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:03,300 Oh! You're on. But if we win, 63 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:06,400 You have to give me and Maya a free dinner in the coral room. 64 00:03:06,430 --> 00:03:08,900 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. What about me? 65 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:11,940 You can use the fancy toilet in the Captain's lounge. 66 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:15,140 The one that reclines with the cup holder? 67 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:17,340 ♪ awesome! ♪. 68 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:19,950 And if Dwight and his friends win, 69 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:23,080 You guys have to scrub the entire fiesta deck. 70 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,720 With your toothbrushes. 71 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:28,450 That includes the gym we use for seniors pilates. 72 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:31,290 Eww! Old person's sweat. 73 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:33,390 It smells like prune juice and regret. 74 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,460 Deal. 75 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,070 Whoa whoa whoa. 76 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:44,470 Where am I gonna get a toothbrush? 77 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,110 You won't need one, my yellow-toothed friend. 78 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:50,210 We're talking about moseby's little brother, 79 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,380 And moseby is the size of a meerkat. 80 00:03:52,410 --> 00:03:54,650 Okay, but who's our third player? 81 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,220 Well, since everyone's away on semester break, 82 00:03:57,250 --> 00:04:00,550 - I guess we're stuck with Cody. - He's the worst athlete I've ever seen. 83 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:02,390 - Cody's an embarrassment... - Hi, Woody. 84 00:04:02,420 --> 00:04:04,020 ... Of riches. 85 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:07,560 I just love this kid. 86 00:04:07,590 --> 00:04:09,760 Oh. 87 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,930 Have you guys seen Bailey? I'm looking for her to apologize. 88 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:15,330 Well, and return her dress. 89 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:18,170 That thing you wore in the play? Why do you still have it? 90 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:20,640 Well, I made some alterations. 91 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:22,480 It was always kind of bunchy around the hips. 92 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,510 - Anyway, you seen her? - Oh, man. 93 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:29,950 You didn't hear? Bailey moved back to kettlecorn. 94 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,850 What?! 95 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:33,750 Yeah, that's what London told me. 96 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:37,290 I can't believe Bailey left without even saying goodbye. 97 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,490 If it makes you feel any better, 98 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,800 She didn't say goodbye to me either. 99 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:45,500 Yeah, I'm a lot better now. 100 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:55,170 Ugh! Why couldn't my blimp have crashed. 101 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:56,980 Near a limo dealership? 102 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:59,850 Around these parts, this is a limo. 103 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,780 Are we there yet? 104 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:05,220 Not yet, but don't worry. 105 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:08,120 We'll be in kettlecorn in plenty of time for grammy pickett's party. 106 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,020 Are we there yet?! 107 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:17,400 Still no, but hey, let's play a game to pass the time. 108 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:19,500 Okay, me first. 109 00:05:19,530 --> 00:05:22,340 I spy with my little eye. 110 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:25,200 - Something that begins with the letter... - Corn! 111 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:34,010 Zack, you said you wanted to see me? 112 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:36,720 - Did you hear from Bailey? - No, she's gone for good. 113 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:39,720 It's about basketball. 114 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,550 Okay, now we need to win this thing. 115 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:43,690 So just remember, wherever the ball is, 116 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,760 Be anywhere else and we'll be fine. 117 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:50,530 No problem. And hey, guys, 118 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,000 I think I'm finally getting over this whole Bailey thing. 119 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,770 Hello, losers. 120 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,740 That's the last thing Bailey told me. 121 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:02,740 Hey, so where's your wittle brother and his friends? 122 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:05,110 Are they hiding under that teacup over there? 123 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:08,110 Oh, 'cause they're tiny like moseby. 124 00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:12,520 Are they gonna wear their light-up sneakers? 125 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:16,590 Ooh. Actually, those are pretty cool. 126 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:19,560 How about I lower the rim to 4'. 127 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:21,390 So I can help your brother dunk? 128 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:27,170 Actually I think I can dunk on a regular basket. 129 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:36,640 We're in trouble. 130 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,250 Zack, I'd like you to meet my little brother Dwight Howard. 131 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,480 - What's up, little brother? - Hey hey! 132 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,620 So you're the famous Zack. 133 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:47,090 My Big Brother always complains about. 134 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:50,120 He doesn't look like a hooligan. 135 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,490 Oh, but he is. 136 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,460 And finally, after six years, 137 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:56,930 It's payback time. 138 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,800 Mr. Moseby, 139 00:06:58,830 --> 00:07:01,230 How is Dwight Howard your little brother? 140 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:04,400 Well, he is younger than I am. 141 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,140 And we have the same mother, 142 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:09,280 So I'm his half-brother. 143 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:14,450 Which makes sense, since you're half his size. 144 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,780 Oh, and look, 145 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:20,450 Here come his wittle friends. 146 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,460 Man, this ship is awesome. 147 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:28,430 Yeah, I just saw a toilet with a drink holder. 148 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:31,460 - Oh. - Deron Williams? 149 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,470 Oh yes, third pick in the 2005 draft. 150 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,370 And an n.B.A. All-star. Boaw! 151 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,870 And I also like puppies. 152 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:44,810 - So? - I just like to let people know that. 153 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:47,050 - And you're Kevin love! - Mm-hmm. 154 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,850 Fifth pick in the 2008 n.B.A. Draft. 155 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:53,390 That's right, and I also got a free hat. 156 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:57,890 Mr. Moseby, you never said your brother was a four-time n.B.A. All-star. 157 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:01,460 Four times? I don't even keep count. 158 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,300 Yes, you do. 159 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:05,730 Look! Shuffleboard! 160 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:09,970 - I got next! - Have fun, little Dwight! 161 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,640 So do you guys want to start using these now? 162 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:15,410 No thanks, I use an aqua pick. 163 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,240 I have real sensitive gums. 164 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:24,420 Okay, guys, I know we can win this. 165 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:26,050 How? 166 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:28,450 I have no idea. 167 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:33,590 ♪ see, my name is Carol and I live in Carolina ♪ 168 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:36,100 ♪ my husband's name is Carl and we all sell... ♪. 169 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:38,260 Corn! Enough with the corn. 170 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:42,030 I hate corn. 171 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:45,500 You'd better not let the corn goblin hear you say that. 172 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:48,210 - The corn goblin? - Mm-hmm. 173 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,880 Legend has it he roams the countryside. 174 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,550 Reaping revenge on those who hate corn. 175 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:55,850 I don't believe that for a second, 176 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,850 But for the record, I love corn! 177 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:05,220 Oh. Why did you stop the truck? 178 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:08,530 - I don't know. - You ran out of gas?! 179 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:11,200 - Didn't you see the gauge says empty? - It says "e." 180 00:09:11,230 --> 00:09:14,970 - I thought that stood for "entirely full. " - Oh. Great. 181 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,640 Now I'm gonna miss grammy pickett's 90th birthday. 182 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:21,970 Believe me, no one wants to get you to kettlepuke more than I do. 183 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:24,240 Why? What's in it for you? 184 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:27,980 One word... I'd never have to see you again. 185 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,950 Why would you never have to see me again? 186 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:32,420 Is this like that time you put that python under my pillow? 187 00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:34,320 No, nothing that horrible. 188 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:35,820 I was just gonna leave you stranded. 189 00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:38,290 - Stranded? - Yeah. 190 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,130 You know what, London? No, I am sick of you. 191 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,230 Always being mean to me, putting me down, 192 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:45,060 Leaving dangerous reptiles under my pillow. 193 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,970 Oh! 194 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,740 - That's it. - Wait wait, where are you going? 195 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:52,570 To get some gas. I saw a station about five miles back. 196 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:54,310 Wait! Bailey, you can't just leave me here! 197 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,940 What about the corn goblin?! 198 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:58,240 Bailey! 199 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:09,790 Whoo-hoo. 200 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,490 All right, huddle up! 201 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,030 All right, gentlemen, I want you to get out there. 202 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:16,400 And leave it all on the court! 203 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:18,130 Well, the sky deck. 204 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,670 - Marion... - Marion. 205 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,900 This is just for fun. We're playing some little kids. 206 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:27,810 Little kids?! No, don't underestimate them, Dwight! 207 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,280 That's what losers do! Are you a loser? 208 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:33,180 Are you, Dwight? Are you a loser loser loser loser loser? 209 00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:35,850 Deron, are you texting? 210 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,250 Maybe. 211 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:42,020 Hand it over. 212 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:45,260 All right, now get out there and don't embarrass me. 213 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,130 Like the time I tried to teach you how to make a quiche. 214 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,760 And you completely botched it. 215 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,360 Yeah, too much salt! 216 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,040 I thought it tasted fine. 217 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,340 Okay, guys, remember, 218 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:02,780 As long as we stick to the plan, we can win this. 219 00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:07,510 I'm not going to accidentally hit deron in the knee with a lead pipe. 220 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:10,150 Fine. I'll think of something else. 221 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:23,000 Okay, guys, game to 21. Your ball first. 222 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,500 Thanks, Dwight. 223 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:26,800 You know, despite your intimidating size, 224 00:11:26,830 --> 00:11:28,530 You seem to be a pleasant sort of fellow. 225 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,470 Thanks, and don't worry, son, 226 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,500 You'll fill out once you hit puberty. 227 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:35,840 I'm 17. 228 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,480 Oh! 229 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:43,150 Quick, pass it. 230 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,020 Woody, pass it. Pass it. 231 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:47,120 - Me! Me me me me! Me me me! - Ooh! 232 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,060 I have never blocked a shot. 233 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:52,760 With my belly button before! 234 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,230 Okay, deron, let's see what you've got. 235 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,360 Or should I call you puppy lover? Huh? 236 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,200 With hair like this, you kind of look like a poodle. 237 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,970 - Hey, kev! - Ooh! 238 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,180 Woody, what happened? 239 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:13,410 Obviously deron has a cloaking device. 240 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,050 He employed to get by me. 241 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,050 - That's ridiculous. - I'll say. 242 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,220 The amount of energy that deron would need to power a cloaking device. 243 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,590 Would take a generator the size of a building. 244 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,500 Check ball. 245 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,600 Clean. 246 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,370 Whoo hoo! 247 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:44,410 Show-off. 248 00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,710 Check ball. 249 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,820 Still clean. 250 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,990 In your face! 251 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,660 Nice shot. I especially like. 252 00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:03,000 Looking at the bottom of your shoes when you jump. 253 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,970 So, Zack, ready to give up? 254 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,330 No way. I'll take deron this time. 255 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:12,600 Okay, but he's gonna make you survey the ball every time. 256 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,110 Ball in. 257 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,310 Whoo! 258 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,910 Sure, easy from so close. 259 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,980 - Why don't you take a step back? - Okay. 260 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,290 Come on. Oh! Yow! 261 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,520 I bet you couldn't hit it from any farther. 262 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,060 Farther. 263 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,560 Farther. 264 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,870 Farther? 265 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,440 Hey, what's going on, Cody? You seem kind of down. 266 00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:50,140 Uhh... 267 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:52,510 Woman troubles, my large friend. 268 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,580 But I'm not gonna bother you with 'em. 269 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:01,050 - Thanks. - Yeah. 270 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,690 It all started when I stupidly decided. 271 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:06,060 To do a dry-run date in Paris. 272 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:09,830 - Farther! - I can't go any farther! 273 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:11,830 I'm on the other side of the boat! 274 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:13,700 Uh... 275 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,540 Okay. 276 00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:19,440 Ball in? 277 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,050 Well, that didn't work. 278 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,190 Oh, what's taking Bailey so long? 279 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,760 You'd think she'd be back by now with those huge farmer calves of hers. 280 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:42,190 Oh! Okay okay, relax. 281 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,660 It's just the wind. 282 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,730 Oh oh oh! What was that?! 283 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,240 Go away, corn goblin! You'll never get in! 284 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,340 Unless you do that. 285 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:16,180 Aha! Gotcha! You'll never get out. 286 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,550 Unless you do that. 287 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:23,090 Stop stalking me, you stalk of corn! 288 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,160 Wait. Hold up. Hold up. Time out. 289 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:29,360 I'm getting dizzy. Can I go the other way? 290 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,200 Appreciate it. You first. 291 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,270 Wait wait. Come here, come here. 292 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,540 Check... check... get... whoa! 293 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:42,040 I'm gonna barf. Oh! 294 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,080 Ah! 295 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,880 Hey, Dwight, I have a question for you. 296 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,950 Is this a foul? 297 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:55,090 I don't think a foul could get more personal than that. 298 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,220 Time out. Time out. 299 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,890 Get up! 300 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,730 Okay, guys, if we lose this game, 301 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,930 - I lose my girlfriend! - What does it matter? 302 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:12,070 When you're a loser at love, you're a loser at life. 303 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,370 Okay, this is officially. 304 00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:17,710 The most depressing huddle I've ever been in. 305 00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:20,910 Look, it's not enough that you're beating them! 306 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,080 I want you to grind 'em into dust! 307 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,420 - Make 'em cry! - I think one of 'em already is. 308 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,790 Bailey. 309 00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:34,890 All right, here is your next play. 310 00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:36,830 Which line am I? 311 00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:39,100 - The blue one. - But I don't like blue. 312 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:41,830 - I'm green. You wanna trade? - Ah! There's no trading! 313 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,640 Now get out there and show me some effort! 314 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,780 This is the last time I go on vacation with you. 315 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,280 I told you we should've went to mount rushmore with lebron. 316 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,860 Man, Mr. Moseby gives you an even harder time than he does me. 317 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,460 Man, he's been trying to tell me what to do. 318 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:06,960 Since we were the same height. 319 00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:09,090 You have no idea. 320 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,860 What it's like to have such an annoying brother. 321 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,470 You wanna bet? 322 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:17,470 Looking back, I think the real mistake was made. 323 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,510 When I wrote the play about her and then I dressed up as Bailey. 324 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,310 Artistic choice. 325 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,810 I can't believe moseby tricked us into playing you guys. 326 00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:31,150 See, if we lose, we have to clean the whole ship with our toothbrushes. 327 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:35,390 Oh, man, he used to make me polish his ballet medals. 328 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,890 Kevin, deron, come over here. 329 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,930 Thank you! 330 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:53,140 Oh! Aha! A tire iron! Yes. 331 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:56,210 I'm gonna turn you into creamed corn! 332 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,740 London, stop it! Put that down! 333 00:17:57,780 --> 00:18:00,050 The corn goblin knows my name! 334 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,810 No, London, it's me! 335 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:05,820 The corn goblin's even more hideous without its mask! 336 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,990 - Give me that! - Oh! 337 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:14,530 Zack, put your hand out. 338 00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,000 Oh! 339 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,760 Sorry, I took this. 340 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,030 Man, go to the basket! 341 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:23,770 - Oh! - What? 342 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:29,010 - We scored? - They scored?! 343 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,210 We scored! 344 00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,210 - Whoo! - Oh! 345 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,360 - Oh! - Yeah! 346 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,930 - Right here. Gimme that. - D! 347 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,470 What?! Deron, what are you looking at? 348 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,470 Look, coach. You see that constellation right there? 349 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:01,840 It kinda looks like a puppy. 350 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,840 Ah! 351 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:13,490 - Oh ho! - Yeah yeah! 352 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,890 That's it! Two-time defensive n. B.A. Player. 353 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,560 Of the year, my patoot! 354 00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:22,660 - Dwight, you're out! - Excuse me?! 355 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,560 You're taking me out? 356 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,100 Yeah yeah, one more basket and they win the game. 357 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:30,740 It's time to bring in the real stopper... 358 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,770 Marion "the wall" moseby. 359 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,780 Come on. It's game time. 360 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,480 I'm gonna make you look lamer than those shorts. 361 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,750 Ball in! 362 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:47,950 Ha! I got you. I got you. 363 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,590 Oh, in your face, in your face, in your face. 364 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:54,160 Are you done? 365 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,630 Oh! 366 00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:03,470 Yeah! Yeah! 367 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,270 Oh, I never doubted it. 368 00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,570 Okay, a little bit. 369 00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:11,110 Time to pay up, Mr. Lose-by. 370 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,480 - Oh, dis! - Oh. 371 00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:17,180 Zip it, Dwight. Fine, I'm a man of my word. 372 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:20,420 - Yeah. Thanks, guys. - Oh, you're welcome. 373 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:23,960 I'd do anything to make sure that vein in Marion's neck sticks out. 374 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,760 Oh, I love that vein. I named it Oscar. 375 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,330 Real good. 376 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,930 All right, here you are... 377 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,030 Dinner for two in the coral room. 378 00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:37,840 Hey, wait. 379 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,500 This voucher expires tonight. 380 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,010 Maya won't be back for a week. 381 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,440 I had no idea. 382 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,010 Swish! 383 00:20:47,110 --> 00:20:50,420 Great. Now who am I supposed to take to dinner? 384 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,620 I'll order the fish, you order the veal and we'll share. 385 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:58,120 Oh, all right. But you know this isn't a date, right? 386 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,060 Call it what you want. 387 00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:04,960 And you know, on the other hand, 388 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,300 Bailey left without so much as a goodbye. 389 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:09,000 So why should I care? 390 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,470 Can I say something? Please? 391 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,370 Of course. 392 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:17,010 All right, if it were me, 393 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,380 I would call Bailey. 394 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,310 And tell her how I feel. 395 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,720 You really think I should? 396 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,120 Yeah, man. You only get one shot at love. 397 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:30,490 You don't want to clank it off the rim. 398 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,290 You guys are so right. 399 00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:35,230 I gotta go make a phone call. 400 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,630 Dwight, how could you betray your own brother? 401 00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:44,540 I just got tired of you getting on my case. 402 00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:48,910 And by the way, mom likes my quiche better. 403 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,080 That's because the woman has no palate! 404 00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:55,250 Oh ho, okay. Well, I'm gonna tell her that. 405 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,720 - Oh ho, no no no. Don't, Dwight. Don't. - Hello, mom? 406 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,820 - Dwight, hang up! - Mom, I've got Marion here. 407 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:03,250 Dwight, don't! Give me the phone! Ooh, I'm gonna... 408 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:06,320 I can't believe you pretended to be the corn goblin. 409 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,260 - Just to get back at me. - Serves you right for treating me so badly. 410 00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,100 You know what? You never had me fooled. 411 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:14,530 I knew there was no such thing as a corn goblin. 412 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,240 Listen... 413 00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:22,410 - Start the car! - Right! 414 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,040 The battery's dead! 415 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,680 The corn goblin's calling you! 416 00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,450 No, it's Cody calling. 417 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,850 Cody, thank goodness you called! I need you. 418 00:22:32,890 --> 00:22:35,550 Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that, Bailey. 419 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:39,420 Help! Help! 420 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:42,660 Bailey? Are you there?! 421 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:45,100 Hello? Bailey? 422 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,870 Bailey? 423 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,580 Coming up on "the suite life on deck"... 424 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:54,720 Hello? 425 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,660 I'm here because I'm worried about Bailey. 426 00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:58,590 - She's here, right? - No. 427 00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:01,660 My poor baby. Well, I hope she's not hurt. 428 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,830 Twister! Everyone to the storm cellar! 429 00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:09,670 I'll get grammy pickett! 430 00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:11,070 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 431 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:15,670 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31867

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