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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:09,980 Here you go, Cody. 2 00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:12,990 I hope that didn't make you feel uncomfortable. 3 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:15,060 Collecting towels is my job. 4 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:17,460 I've learned how to handle the pressure. 5 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:20,830 No, silly. I was talking about how that cute guy in the hot tub. 6 00:00:20,860 --> 00:00:23,700 Was shamelessly flirting with me right in front of you. 7 00:00:23,730 --> 00:00:25,970 You mean the guy in the yellow and green checkered swim trunks. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,800 With the fake tan and the gap in his teeth? 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,640 Never noticed him. 10 00:00:31,670 --> 00:00:33,470 That's a relief. 11 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:36,610 He had a gap in his teeth? 12 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:40,880 Cody, I need you to do me a really really big favor. 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,890 What? Help you hold that pterodactyl leg? 14 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,260 No, it's about my sister Willa. 15 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:48,890 She's coming to visit me for the week. 16 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,330 But I've got a big paper due, so it would be great. 17 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,990 If you could help me keep her company. 18 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:55,460 - What's she like? - Just like me. 19 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:58,670 Great personality, funny and quite the looker. 20 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,270 Uh-huh. 21 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:05,040 And why do I have to do it? 22 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:09,840 Well, I know you did your paper before the semester even started. 23 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,650 ♪ annoying! ♪. 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,580 And you have no social life... 25 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:15,450 It just so happens that my social calendar. 26 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,420 For the week is completely filled. 27 00:01:17,450 --> 00:01:20,320 - With what, going to the lab to visit your bacteria? - Maybe. 28 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,830 They get lonely. 29 00:01:23,860 --> 00:01:26,290 Please please please please please please please please please please. 30 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:27,960 Okay okay. 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,670 - I'll do it. - Thank you. 32 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,430 Uh, yeah, no thanks. 33 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:35,470 That's some bacteria I'd rather not visit. 34 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,440 ♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪ 35 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:45,680 ♪ come along with me ♪ 36 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,450 ♪ and let's head out to see ♪ 37 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,080 ♪ what this world has ♪ 38 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,520 ♪ for you and for me now ♪ 39 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:53,720 ♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪ 40 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,790 - ♪ we say... ♪ - ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪ 41 00:01:55,820 --> 00:01:58,060 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 42 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:01,630 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ 43 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:04,670 ♪ 'cause we're living the suite life ♪ 44 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,900 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 45 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:10,770 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking the whole world round ♪ 46 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:14,580 ♪ and we're living the suite life now ♪ 47 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:16,480 ♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪ 48 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:17,810 ♪ let's go! ♪ 49 00:02:18,010 --> 00:02:19,210 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 50 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:22,850 Zack? What are you doing here? 51 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:26,390 Miss tutweiller gave me clean-up detention for gluing Cody to his desk. 52 00:02:28,490 --> 00:02:31,760 Miss tutweiller gave me clean-up detention for being late to class. 53 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:36,060 And for being late to the meeting to discuss what to do about me always being late. 54 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,730 By the way you're late. 55 00:02:38,770 --> 00:02:41,000 I never learn, do I? 56 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,940 You know, I miss the good old days. 57 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:45,140 Where people couldn't tell me and Cody apart. 58 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:48,480 And I could force him to do the stuff that I hate. 59 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:50,580 Oooh, I have lots of stuff to do I hate! 60 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:52,980 Like anything that doesn't involve a credit card. 61 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:55,620 I need to get me a twin! 62 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:59,790 But then puberty hit, and my hot genes went into overdrive, 63 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:02,820 While he got blind-sided by his geek chromosomes. 64 00:03:04,590 --> 00:03:06,930 Hey hey! 65 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,930 If miss tutweiller finds out you skipped out, 66 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,170 I'm not helping you clean up her cats' Kitty litter! 67 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,470 I still have a hairball from last time! 68 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,410 Hey, bro, I brought you a little something. 69 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:27,480 For your tour of duty with Woody's sister. 70 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,650 Ahem. 71 00:03:29,690 --> 00:03:33,020 One bag is to put over Willa's head so she doesn't scare the children. 72 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:36,760 The other bag is to put over your head just in case her bag falls off. 73 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:41,130 I can't believe I let myself get roped into this. 74 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,660 Come on, Willa. Don't be shy. 75 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:47,100 I can only imagine what kind of hideous troll is about to walk through that door. 76 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:49,940 Oh, I'm going to take a picture of it and put it on the Internet. 77 00:03:51,110 --> 00:03:53,570 Hi, I'm Willa. 78 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:56,110 Hi, I'm Zack! 79 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,550 You are gorgeous! 80 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:00,510 And you are in a relationship. 81 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:03,550 Whereas I, Cody, am as free as air. 82 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:05,590 Speaking of which, you want to go grab some? 83 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,220 - Sure. - You can just recycle those bags. 84 00:04:11,890 --> 00:04:13,830 Have fun! 85 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:15,800 I think they're gonna have fun. 86 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:17,970 Ow! 87 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,100 - What was that for? - Having a pretty sister. 88 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:23,040 Ow! 89 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:26,140 - What was that for? - Not telling me about her. 90 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,740 Ow-www! 91 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:31,680 What was that for? 92 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:34,150 Nothing. I just like hitting you. 93 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:40,620 Okay, finalists, I have used all my tipton resources. 94 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:43,490 To scour the globe in search of my perfect double. 95 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:46,930 Dim the lights. 96 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,600 Number four. 97 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,670 You wowed me with your rendition of "paparazzi," 98 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,500 But stumbled miserably with your fashion sense. 99 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,070 Boo you. 100 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,040 Number three. 101 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:07,620 Your impression of my trademark "yay me!" was spot on... 102 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,180 But unfortunately 103 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:12,720 You've got more wrinkles than an elephant's tushy. 104 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:19,160 Okay, ladies, whoever answers correctly. 105 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:21,060 Wins. 106 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,770 What color is the new black? 107 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,870 Oh. 108 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:30,600 Yes? 109 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,970 Sparkles! 110 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:35,080 That is correct. 111 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:38,450 Tess wong, you are the new London tipton! 112 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,750 Yay you! 113 00:05:49,190 --> 00:05:51,090 Dude, why are you all dressed up? 114 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:53,430 - I've got a date. - A date? 115 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,800 You're supposed to be hanging out with my sister. 116 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:57,900 I am hanging out with your sister. 117 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:00,570 You're bringing my sister on your date? 118 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:04,070 That's creepy weird. 119 00:06:04,110 --> 00:06:06,840 No, your sister is my date. 120 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,680 Whoa whoa whoa. 121 00:06:09,710 --> 00:06:11,250 Whoa! 122 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,780 That is so not cool, man. 123 00:06:14,820 --> 00:06:17,890 Why not? We're having a great time together. 124 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,960 She's smart and funny and charming. 125 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:24,990 Are you sure you're related? 126 00:06:25,030 --> 00:06:26,730 Yes. 127 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,000 And how would you like it if I dated your sister? 128 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:31,600 Well, all I got is Zack and he's all yours. 129 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:34,840 Okay, I'm just going to have to say it: 130 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:37,670 Cody Martin, I officially forbid you to date my sister! 131 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:39,840 Well, I officially don't care. 132 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,110 Dang it. 133 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:45,480 - What's the matter, Woody? - We got trouble. 134 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:47,250 Cody just told me he's dating my sister. 135 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,480 Oh, I get it. 136 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,620 He told you that because he knew you would tell me. 137 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:53,920 Because he was upset that the guy in the hot tub was flirting with me. 138 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,920 Even though he said it didn't bother him. 139 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,930 Men! 140 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,830 Or... 141 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,660 He's really into my sister. 142 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,630 I'm telling you he's really into me. 143 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:09,100 I mean, every time I walk by him, his eyes pop right out of his head. 144 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:12,140 I thought that was one of his allergies. 145 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:17,910 Okay, a little less eyeshadow. Let's get rid of that... 146 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:19,050 Ow! 147 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,650 ... Nose hair. 148 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,020 Perfect. 149 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:27,960 Wow, a girl could get used to this. 150 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,520 Now if you could just get rid of that hideous accent. 151 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,630 What are you "tawkin'" about? 152 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,060 Repeat after me: 153 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,200 The service here stinks and I asked for that in pink. 154 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:42,100 The "soivice" here stinks and I asked for that in pink. 155 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,210 Speaking of stinks... Huh. 156 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,540 Hey, watch it, chica. 157 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:48,980 Try again. 158 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:52,880 The service here stinks and I asked for that in pink. 159 00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:54,720 Better! 160 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,580 You sound so much more smarticler. 161 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,590 You're a regular "my fair ladle." 162 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:03,320 Okay, now here's a list of things I don't want to do. 163 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,860 Here's a list of people I bother to speak to, 164 00:08:05,890 --> 00:08:10,060 - And here's a list of words I don't know. - This is a dictionary. 165 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,070 Call it what you want. 166 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,170 - Hi, London. - Hey there. 167 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:20,640 I mean, hey... 168 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,640 Zack? 169 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,080 Hey, you're on time. 170 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:26,380 And you are cute. 171 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,190 ... Ter than I remember. Hee hee hee. 172 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:34,220 I guess the weekly showers are really starting to pay off. 173 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:37,360 What are you doing? I thought we were supposed to be cleaning. 174 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:41,200 We are, but just for kicks I'm loosening the bolts on Cody's chair. 175 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,930 He thought the glue was bad. 176 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:47,100 Oh... oh! 177 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,370 My trusty spies tell me that we won't have to worry. 178 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,610 About tutweiller stopping by. 179 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,610 Because she's chasing the new crewman around the boiler room. 180 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,980 - Tutweiller? - Yeah. 181 00:08:56,010 --> 00:08:57,950 Tutweiller, tutweiller... 182 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,280 - Anyway we can go. - Uh, but, um, 183 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,880 What am I supposed to do for the next 45 minutes? 184 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,820 Do what you usually do... go shopping. 185 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:08,360 - But I didn't bring any money. - You don't need it. 186 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:10,960 You just sign for stuff. You're London tipton. 187 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:13,890 I am, aren't I? 188 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:16,000 Let's go buy... 189 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,400 Everything! 190 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,300 But you got that last Christmas. 191 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:26,210 Oh, that's my sister over there. 192 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,140 - That's your sister?! - Shhh. 193 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:32,110 That's your sister? 194 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:35,720 I told you Cody wasn't into her. They're just playing a videgame. 195 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,820 It's video golf! Perfect opportunity for him to put his arms around her. 196 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,590 Please. 197 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:44,290 Okay, Cody would never resort to such a cheesy. 198 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,890 Cliched guy move. 199 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:49,700 - Okay? - Hello! 200 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:51,370 He's not making a move. 201 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,670 He's just lining up her putt. 202 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,300 - I'll say. - Shhh! 203 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:59,770 Woody, you are blowing this way out of proportion. 204 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:03,840 Maybe you're right. Maybe it's just two friendly people playing a game of golf. 205 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,390 Oh, who are we kidding? If they're kissing on the first hole, 206 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,890 They'll be honeymooning on the back nine. 207 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:24,670 Ugh, stupid sea-school key! 208 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:29,240 Hi London. You did great in gym class today. 209 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,650 I have gym? Uh, whatever. 210 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:35,180 Listen, I went down to the spa this morning to get a manicure, 211 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:39,120 But they said I'd already been there and I'm almost positive I wasn't! 212 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,060 Well, I had to go to the spa. 213 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:44,130 I can't be London tipton with raggedy nails and hairy legs. 214 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,390 You took my wax appointment too? 215 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:48,500 Hey, I gots to represent. 216 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,030 Ohh. 217 00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,140 Oh, hey, London. I thought I heard you out here. 218 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:57,010 Hey, Bailey. Just talking to myself. 219 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,140 Listen, I need some advice. It's about Cody. 220 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,580 Ohhhh. 221 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:06,450 See, he's dating woody's sister 222 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,020 And it seems like he's really into her, 223 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:13,090 And I know I shouldn't care that he's moved on with someone else, 224 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,160 But I just can't help but being jealous. 225 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,060 I don't think I'm really over him. 226 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:20,730 Did you just change clothes? 227 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,630 Yes... 228 00:11:24,670 --> 00:11:27,700 You know how I hate wearing the same outfit for too long. 229 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,340 But why are you wearing sweats? 230 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:32,470 Because I'm going to help you... 231 00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:35,640 Work out your problems. 232 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,280 And exercise your right to be happy. 233 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,280 You know how guys are. This Cody kid is probably. 234 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,950 Just into this girl because it's something new. 235 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:47,290 - You think so? - Yeah. 236 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,990 And if you want him back, 237 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,660 Maybe you should do something new... change your look. 238 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:57,330 Are you kidding? I can't even afford my current look. 239 00:11:57,370 --> 00:12:00,100 I just went shopping. You can borrow some of my stuff. 240 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:03,000 - Wow. - Wow! 241 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:07,080 London, are you feeling okay? 242 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:09,040 I mean, you're being so... 243 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,750 Supportive. 244 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,720 Bailey, Bailey, Bailey. 245 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,480 You are my roommate and my best friend. 246 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,090 At least that's what it says here. 247 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,290 Says where? 248 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,730 In my heart. 249 00:12:30,130 --> 00:12:31,700 I just can't believe you're dating Cody! 250 00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,170 I can't believe you're so upset. 251 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,100 You're the one that set Cody and me up. 252 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:38,110 As friends! I never dreamed he'd actually like you. 253 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,310 Hurtful. 254 00:12:43,650 --> 00:12:48,150 Okay, if you won't leave my sister alone, we're throwing down. 255 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:51,220 - Well, hello to you too. - Here are the ground rules: 256 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,420 No kicking, scratching, biting or hair pulling. 257 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,620 - Woody... - No hitting in the face, the groin, 258 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,460 - The arms, legs, or chest. - So basically I can tap your elbow. 259 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:01,730 No! Not on the funny bone. Now bring it on, goldilocks. 260 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,170 I'm not going to fight you, Woody. 261 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:08,440 Okay okay okay, I give. Just be good to her! 262 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,310 Stand up. 263 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,470 Now why are you so against me and Willa going out? 264 00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:15,180 - Because she's my sister. - So? 265 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:17,410 - So you're my best friend. - So? 266 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:21,580 Look, when my friends date the women in my family, our friendships always go South. 267 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:25,320 - How many of your friends have dated your sister? - Well, none. 268 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:28,290 But my stepdad Steve and I were tight when he was my swim coach. 269 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,660 Then one day he came over to play Marco polo in the pool. 270 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:34,730 And ended up with my mom in the hot tub. 271 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,370 Look, Woody, I would never do anything to jeopardize our friendship. 272 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,140 And I certainly would never do anything to hurt your sister. 273 00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,710 - You know me. - You're right. 274 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,710 I guess I was being silly. 275 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:48,310 After all, Willa's only going to be here a few days, 276 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:52,250 And it took you six months to work up enough courage to kiss Bailey. 277 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,250 Well, excuse me for being a gentleman! 278 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,490 ...So then the proton said to the electron, 279 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:05,560 "of course I am. I'm positive!" 280 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:14,540 Sorry. Woody says I have a goofy laugh. 281 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,340 Woody called you goofy? 282 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:19,640 The man's 17 and wears footie pajamas. 283 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,740 I made those. 284 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,180 I love them. 285 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:28,480 Ah. So listen, Willa, 286 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,790 Since this is the first time we're eating together, 287 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:34,190 I probably should tell you that I have a few little idiosyncrasies. 288 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:36,890 - Like what? - Well... 289 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:39,690 Just that I like to separate my food by color, 290 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:43,260 Then divide my plate into quadrants and chew each bite 57 times. 291 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:48,470 - It's nothing. - It's okay. 292 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,640 Woody mentioned you had a few little quirks. I don't mind. 293 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:54,440 I'm glad, Willa, because I really like you, 294 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,680 And I hate that awkward stage of dating when you're trying to pretend you're perfect. 295 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,150 Me too. I'm so glad you said that. 296 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,850 So let's just agree to be ourselves. No holding back. 297 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,690 - Let's just let it all out. - Okay. 298 00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:19,600 Been holding that one in since I got on the boat. 299 00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:33,380 Well, I'm glad we cleared the air. 300 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,320 And all of the tables. 301 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,690 Hey, who said you could wear my clothes? 302 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,630 Uh... You did. 303 00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:50,400 You told me I should take your advice. 304 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,370 And show Cody a whole new look. 305 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,800 Clothes aren't enough. You should try plastic surgery. 306 00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:00,510 Wow, you're a lot less supportive now than you were before. 307 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,440 I was supportive?! 308 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,450 Okay, I need to give myself a stern talking-to. 309 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,880 Hey, where's all my jewelry? 310 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,750 You put it in your pocket, remember? 311 00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,520 I did? 312 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,660 How dare I do that! 313 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,560 - Hi, London. - Hey, Zack. 314 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,230 Ooh, you look very hotsy-totsy in the suit I bought ya. 315 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,330 Thank you. 316 00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:29,240 So, uh, where is everybody? I thought you said you were throwing a party. 317 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:30,940 I am... for me. 318 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,940 And you. 319 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:39,410 Whatchya doin'? 320 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:42,280 Just being nice. 321 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,890 You know, we've known each other for six years. 322 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,260 And you've never been this nice before. 323 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,620 You know, that one time my hair was caught on fire, 324 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,490 You wouldn't even give me your glass of water. 325 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:55,260 Well, people can change. 326 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,970 Not this much. 327 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,870 Okay okay okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. 328 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:03,300 What is going on here? Did Maya put you up to this? 329 00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:06,040 This is one of those weird girlfriend tests, isn't it? 330 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,680 No, sweet cheeks. The only thing I want to test is your lips. 331 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,710 - For what? - For this. 332 00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:22,660 Oh, you are so busted, sister! 333 00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:24,330 London? 334 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:26,690 Lon... London? 335 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,530 What's the matter? You'd think you'd never seen a twin before. 336 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,840 Look, missy, I hired you to do my dirty work, 337 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:40,010 Not hit on my friends, steal my jewels and be nice to people! 338 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,580 I am never nice to people! 339 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,550 You're telling me. You put the "w" in wiotch. 340 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:50,350 Well... you put the "k" in trashy! 341 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,820 - Mm-hmm! - Oh, it's on. 342 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:56,620 When I'm done with you, your face is gonna look like landfill. 343 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,690 Oh, bring it, "chica"! 344 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,960 Ow ow ow ow! 345 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:08,070 You are so fired! I want you off this boat now! 346 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,970 Oh, well, I want you off this boat! 347 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,640 What do you say? Tell everyone I'm the real London. 348 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,540 And I'll give you anything you want. 349 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,980 Anything? 350 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:21,020 We've been friends for six years, Cody! 351 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,590 I'm Zack! 352 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,920 Yoare not helping yourself, sweetie. 353 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,990 Come on, let's get rid of her. 354 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,960 Okay, no no. 355 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:33,330 Sure, London is insensitive and thoughtless. 356 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,330 And cheap and heartless, 357 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,530 But she's my friend and I don't want to see her dead. 358 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:39,530 Oh, thank you, Cody. 359 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,870 Do I need a name tag? 360 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:46,110 Whatever. Guess I'll just go back to tenafly. 361 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,980 Pffft! Not with my jewelry you're not. 362 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:50,710 Get back here! 363 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:54,780 ...So then Woody made me laugh so hard the chocolate milk. 364 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:57,850 Just shot right out of my nose and put out the birthday candles. 365 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:03,590 There was snot all over the cake, but I ate it anyway. 366 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,890 Oh, you ate it anyway. 367 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,500 You so get me, Cody. 368 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,730 Don't you think that we're perfect for each other? 369 00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,870 Yeah... That's what I told your brother. 370 00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,110 When I begged him to let me date you. 371 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,480 What's the matter? 372 00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:25,110 I have this raging case of athlete's foot. 373 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,450 Yikes, it's getting pretty bad. 374 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:34,890 Whoo! Skin's coming off on my fingers. 375 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:40,400 - Hey, Cody. - Hi, Bailey. 376 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:44,670 You know, normally I would never order ribs on a date. 377 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,530 They're just so messy. 378 00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:49,640 But I feel so comfortable with you, Cody. 379 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:54,080 Great! Uh... let's dive in. 380 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:06,020 Want a taste? 381 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:13,460 No... No. 382 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,130 You know, Cody, 383 00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,500 I think I'm really starting to develop. 384 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:21,040 Deep feelings for you. 385 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,840 Oh, you're crying! You must feel the same way about me. 386 00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:38,820 Oh my goodness, Cody! Are you okay? 387 00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:42,690 Yeah, but, uh... 388 00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:44,730 The truth is, Willa, 389 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,560 I'm still in love with my exgirlfriend Bailey. 390 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,660 - You are? - You are? 391 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,830 Absolutely. 392 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:54,840 I'm sorry. I'm just not ready to move on. 393 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,510 Yeah, sorry. Buh-bye. 394 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,810 Listen, Willa, 395 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,010 This isn't about you. 396 00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:06,680 You are a terrific, beautiful... 397 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,150 Carnivorous girl, 398 00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:13,620 But we're just not right for each other. 399 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:16,620 Dang it! 400 00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:19,860 Wow, am I glad you showed up. 401 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:22,960 So am I. I can't believe you said what you said. 402 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,170 Well, I had to give her some excuse to let her down easy. 403 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,540 Thank you for playing along, Bailey. 404 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,240 Oh. 405 00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:33,010 Right. Playing along. 406 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,610 That's what I was doing. 407 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,480 So why are you dressed like that? 408 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:40,250 Oh this? 409 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,480 I'm entering the London tipton lookalike contest. 410 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,150 You'll never catch me! 411 00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:48,160 That's okay. I forgot why I'm chasing you. 412 00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:52,770 Well, good luck. It looks like you've got some stiff competition. 413 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,610 56, 57,... 414 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,990 That's pretty good. 415 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:07,610 One... 416 00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:09,570 - Two. - Cody! 417 00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:13,660 I just saw my sister and she said you broke her heart. 418 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:15,650 Yeah. What she broke win? 419 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:19,470 - I'm sorry. What... - Bring it on Goldilocks 420 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,420 I'm not going to fight you Woody. 421 00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:25,420 But if you want make you feel any better you can hit me on the elbow. 422 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,820 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 423 00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:31,420 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32176

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