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Ooh ooh!
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Hide me, hide me, hide me!
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London, just because
your eyes are covered
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doesn't mean I can't see you.
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Oh, big stupid meanie.
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And just because
your fingers are in your ears
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doesn't mean I can't hear you.
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Ugh!
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Look, I know you're afraid,
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but you need to go
to the dentist.
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No!
I can't go now.
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I mean, we're in Tokyo
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and the Ginza has some of the
best shopping in the world.
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Okay, all right, but the
minute you get back,
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you're getting
in the dentist's chair.
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All right? I don't want a
repeat of vaccination day.
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I got my shot.
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Yes, only after
nurse Nancy loaded it
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into a tranquilizer dart
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and shot you from the flagpole.
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( Cell phone ringing )
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Hey, it's mom!
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- Ignore.
- ( Beeps )
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( Cell phone ringing )
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Hi, mommy!
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Hi, Cody!
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Note to self:
Call Cody first.
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So guess where I am.
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- A singles mixer?
- The dog track?
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Getting a facelift?
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No.
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No, I'm in Japan too.
I'm shooting a commercial.
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- You are?
- Yeah.
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A Japanese businessman
saw my show at the tipton
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and was, well, taken with me.
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Taken with you?
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I believe I was
talking to Cody.
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You have to come
visit me.
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I can't wait to see
my two favorite...
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- ( Beeping )
- Oh, hang on.
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- Getting another call.
- ( Beeps )
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- Hello?
- Taken with you?
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♪ Oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪
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♪ come along with me ♪
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♪ and let's
head out to see ♪
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♪ what this world has ♪
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♪ for you and for me now ♪
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♪ whichever way
the wind blows ♪
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- ♪ we say... ♪
- ♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪
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♪ 'cause we're living
the suite life ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Mr. Moseby.
Nice bathrobe.
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Did you borrow it
from your mom?
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( Grunts )
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Woody, that's a traditional
Japanese kimono.
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- Thank you, Bailey. - Though men
usually go for a less flowery pattern.
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Even though I am a foreigner,
or gaijin,
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I am dressed this way to announce
the start of the sumo challenge
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where passengers can try
and win a tipton gold pass.
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( Gasps ) A gold pass?
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The one that gets you
an unlimited spending spree
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at any tipton establishment
in the world?
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Don't get your hopes up.
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You would have to stay
in the ring for 20 seconds
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with the undefeated
world champion
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Mikio Takewaki.
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- ( Roaring )
- Uh!
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( Grunting )
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Woody: Wow.
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He's a mountain in a diaper.
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I'd better go do
some push-ups.
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Oh hey, London.
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- How was shopping on the Ginza?
- Excellent.
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I found this store called urban
camouflage and bought this skirt.
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- Cute.
- London, where are you?
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It's time to see
the dentist.
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London!
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- Huh, I wonder where mom is.
- Forget her.
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I'm gonna go talk
to this cutie.
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Hello.
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- Hi, Zack.
- Ahh!
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Wow, mom, that is
quite the get-up.
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Oh, honey, you're practicing
your Japanese bow?
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No. I think
I'm gonna throw up.
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Oh, guys, I have
missed you so much!
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Carey, are you ready
to start the commercial?
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Just about. Mr.
Hashimoto, I want you to meet my sons.
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( Speaking Japanese )
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What's up?
I'm Zack?
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Boys, this is the president
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of the Hashimoto
beverage corporation,
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the man I was
telling you about.
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Taken with her?
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I am honored to have you
visit my studio.
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( Gasps )
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Is this a Gekkozan costume?
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Hai, the original.
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They shot "Gekkozan versus
Hamstra" on this stage.
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No way!
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You know, I love the part
where Gekkozan
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attacks Hamstra's lair and
the giant wheel breaks loose
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and rolls right over
the emperor.
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Oh, well done.
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Come, it looks like your lovely
mother is ready to begin.
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Okay, all you have to do
is say "Hashimoto soda,"
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open bottle, drink soda,
smile and say...
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( Speaking Japanese )
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That means
"isn't it delicious?"
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Then hold hand to face and
giggle like a schoolgirl.
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( Giggling )
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Easy enough.
Let's do this.
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( Bell ringing )
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- Hashimoto: Action!
- Hashimoto soda.
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( Sputters )
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- ( Bell ringing )
- I was hoping for a big smile.
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It tastes, uh, kind of fishy.
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I would hope so.
It's shrimp flavor.
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You put shrimp in soda?
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Not whole thing.
Just legs, eyes,
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antennae and butts.
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I didn't even know
shrimp had butts.
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Let's go again.
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Hashimoto:
Take #57.
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Hashimoto soda.
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( Speaks Japanese )
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- Cut!
- ( Bell ringing )
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Eh, I'm gonna go look around.
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Can't I just fake it
using lemonade?
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Absolutely not.
That would be deceptive.
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Hashimoto-San, give me
a sec with the talent?
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Okay, mom,
here's the trick:
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Much of the sensation of taste
actually comes from smell.
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So if you breathe through your
mouth instead of your nose,
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you can eat something
really disgusting.
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- How do you know that?
- I grew up with your cooking.
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This thing is awesome.
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( Bell ringing )
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Action.
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Hashimoto soda.
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( Speaks Japanese )
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( Screaming )
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- ( All screaming )
- Ahh!
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- Please clear the stage!
- I can't see!
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Ahh!
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- ( Crowd groans )
- Next.
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Okay, Woody, the key to
wrestling a bigger opponent
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is to get him off balance.
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What do you know
about wrestling?
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You're looking at kettlecorn's
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three-time junior miss
steer wrestling champion.
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- Ahh!
- ( Crowd screams, groans )
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( Gulps )
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What if I can't
get him off balance?
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Well, then just jump in the
barrel and wait for the clown.
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That's all I got.
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Our next victim...
Uh, challenger is...
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- ( Roaring )
- ( Screaming )
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No! No no no,
not me!
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- I'm the host.
- Oh sorry, lady.
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Our next challenger
is Woody Fink.
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All right.
You're up, cowboy.
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( Pounding )
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- Git git.
- Okay okay.
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( Laughs nervously )
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Nice cow.
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- ( Growls )
- Ahh!
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( Screaming )
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( Crowd groans )
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Bad cow.
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Ahh!
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Woody, grab him by the horns!
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Right.
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I think he shaved his horns.
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( Sniffs ) Ooh.
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Next.
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Woody?
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You're still alive?
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Yes!
I won the gold pass!
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Woody, you did it!
Your B.O. caused a K.O.
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- Yeah!
- No no.
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Hashimoto: What have you
done to my studio?
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You have brought great
shame to your family.
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It's not the first time.
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You must pay for damage.
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That camera cost
one million yen.
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But I have no yen.
I'm yenniless.
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Come on, can't you
let us off the hook?
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After all, you are
taken with me.
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Was taken with you.
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Once you see lady
spew like mount Fuji,
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bloom kind of off
cherry blossom.
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You three must pay off debt.
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Cool, we're gonna be
in a commercial?
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Not commercial.
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You three will be
tasters in soda lab.
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More shrimp?
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You will taste
more than 1,000 flavors,
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starting with lobster poop.
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But I don't wanna
drink soda poop.
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Thanks for the spa day, Woody.
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I've never been in a mud-bath
without pigs slopping around in it.
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Oh, no problem.
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I'm happy to spread
the gold pass love around
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with my friends...
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And whoever these people are.
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Woody, the ocean called
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and it's out of shrimp!
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See? Nothing!
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Unlimited.
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Anyway, you're making
plenty of money
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with those snack machines
you're putting everywhere.
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London:
Ha... ha... hachoo!
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- Bless you.
- Thank you.
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And why does this snack
machine have gold shoes?
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- Uh-oh!
- London!
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No no no no!
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- You can't avoid the dentist forever.
- Oh, just watch me!
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Woody, I'm very upset
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that you've defeated me
in the sumo ring.
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- ( Growls )
- ( Whimpering )
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( Crying )
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Oh, there there.
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What's the matter, Mikio?
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I lost to
out-of-shape gaijin.
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You're calling me out of shape?
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You're not exactly a beanpole.
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I've brought great dishonor
to my family.
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I can never face them again.
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Oh, don't cry.
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- Do something.
- I don't wanna.
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- ( Wailing )
- Oh.
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- Make him stop.
- Okay fine!
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- Mikio?
- ( Whimpers )
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- Mikio!
- ( Whimpers )
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I'll get you a treat.
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Who wants a triple
kobe beef burger?
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With sweet potato fries?
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- Whatever you want, big guy.
- Oh!
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( Grunting )
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London, where did you go?
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Aha!
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I've got you.
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- ( Bangs )
- Oh dear.
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( London laughing )
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Sucker!
( Laughing )
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- Are these blindfolds really necessary?
- Absolutely.
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No one can see secret formula
of Hashimoto soda.
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What's the point of this?
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We're not going to like
any of these flavors.
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Oh, I know.
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I just need to make sure
none are fatal.
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And using humans
stops animal rights people
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from getting
all up in my grill.
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You taste the soda
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00:12:13,075 --> 00:12:17,578
and you rate on a scale
of one to 10.
259
00:12:19,381 --> 00:12:24,652
( All gagging, sputtering )
260
00:12:24,687 --> 00:12:27,722
We'll call that a seven.
261
00:12:31,226 --> 00:12:34,095
Thank you so much for letting
me stay here, Woody-San.
262
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,731
Well, it's hard to say no
263
00:12:35,765 --> 00:12:38,334
to a 300-lb man
crying on your shoulder.
264
00:12:38,368 --> 00:12:40,269
( Bones cracking )
265
00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:41,771
There we go.
266
00:12:41,805 --> 00:12:45,374
I haven't been 300 lbs
since I was 11.
267
00:12:45,409 --> 00:12:46,509
( Laughing )
268
00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:48,044
Oh, is this my bed?
269
00:12:48,078 --> 00:12:50,046
Uh, well...
270
00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,783
It is now.
271
00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:58,555
- ( Farts )
- Dude, that reeks!
272
00:12:58,589 --> 00:13:01,190
Oh, my eyes...
I think they're melting!
273
00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:02,191
( Knocking at door )
274
00:13:02,226 --> 00:13:04,427
Hey, guys.
275
00:13:04,461 --> 00:13:06,596
Mikio, I see
you're settling in.
276
00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:08,097
See?
277
00:13:08,132 --> 00:13:10,766
Aren't you bothered
by the smell?
278
00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:13,436
Nope. Smells like
planting season back home.
279
00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,138
( Sniffs, sighs )
280
00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:19,909
Mikio, I brought you
a welcome basket.
281
00:13:19,944 --> 00:13:23,546
( Both speaking Japanese )
282
00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:24,948
Mm!
283
00:13:27,818 --> 00:13:29,886
He likes it.
284
00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:32,823
He's eating part of the basket.
285
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:35,726
( Groans )
286
00:13:35,761 --> 00:13:37,796
Where's bathroom?
287
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,830
Nature's calling.
Oh!
288
00:13:39,865 --> 00:13:42,299
- ( Farting )
- Nature's shouting!
289
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,434
( Groaning )
290
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:49,472
Oh, Woody, it is so sweet
of you to take in Mikio.
291
00:13:49,506 --> 00:13:51,941
- He's such a nice guy.
- Nice?
292
00:13:51,975 --> 00:13:54,577
It's like living with 10 of me.
293
00:13:54,611 --> 00:13:56,111
I don't even know
what Cody's gonna say
294
00:13:56,146 --> 00:13:57,446
when he meets our new roommate.
295
00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,449
Oh, please take a video.
296
00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:02,584
When do you think
he'll be ready to go home?
297
00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:04,186
Uh, never.
298
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:06,021
I mean, the poor guy lost face.
299
00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:08,191
Well, we need to find
his face and fast
300
00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:11,027
because the other end of him
is stinking up my room.
301
00:14:11,061 --> 00:14:13,263
The only way his honor
would be restored
302
00:14:13,297 --> 00:14:16,366
is if you let him beat you
in a real sumo match.
303
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,802
Whoa whoa whoa.
304
00:14:18,837 --> 00:14:20,270
Whoa.
305
00:14:20,304 --> 00:14:23,440
If I lose, Moseby might
take away my gold pass.
306
00:14:23,474 --> 00:14:27,010
- ( Mikio yelling )
- ( Explosion )
307
00:14:27,044 --> 00:14:28,845
Oh oh!
308
00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:32,348
- Okay.
- You know what?
309
00:14:32,382 --> 00:14:34,149
- I can live without it.
- Okay.
310
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,454
Oh!
311
00:14:39,488 --> 00:14:41,289
Oh, that was the worst one yet.
312
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:43,524
Tastes like goat feet.
313
00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:47,495
The throw-up is starting to
taste better than the soda.
314
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,796
Oh.
315
00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:50,465
Don't give him any ideas.
316
00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:52,200
That'll be the next flavor.
317
00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:53,401
Mm.
318
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,569
Zack, what are you eating?
319
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:59,073
Uh, soda?
320
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,874
( Sniffing ) You are not.
321
00:15:00,909 --> 00:15:03,543
You had a peanut butter
sandwich in your pocket?
322
00:15:03,578 --> 00:15:05,545
- It's probably been there for months.
- I don't care!
323
00:15:05,579 --> 00:15:07,848
I need something to get
this taste out of my mouth.
324
00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:09,683
- Give me!
- No, it's my sandwich!
325
00:15:09,717 --> 00:15:12,352
Guys, stop it!
326
00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:15,922
Okay, look, we're gonna
get outta here.
327
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,890
How? I'm sure
they're watching us.
328
00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:20,826
Yes, but thanks to years
of tympanic exercise
329
00:15:20,861 --> 00:15:24,197
and regular wax removal, I have
a very acute sense of hearing.
330
00:15:24,232 --> 00:15:27,568
By counting footsteps and
calculating vocal trajectories,
331
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,170
I've been able to paint an exact
mental picture of this room.
332
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:32,840
Good job, Cody.
I knew I could count on you.
333
00:15:32,874 --> 00:15:35,843
We're in a triangular room
made entirely of glass.
334
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:38,046
Now to the right
is a spiral staircase
335
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,382
with travertine marble steps.
336
00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:42,584
Right now Hashimoto
is at the mixing table
337
00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:44,119
in the far corner of the room.
338
00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:47,556
Okay, follow me.
339
00:15:47,591 --> 00:15:50,726
We're going to the exit.
Now it's exactly 12 paces away.
340
00:15:50,761 --> 00:15:52,295
One, t...
341
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:54,129
- Oh!
- Ahh!
342
00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:56,699
Where do you think
you're going?
343
00:15:56,733 --> 00:15:58,567
Hey, Cody, let's see if your
344
00:15:58,602 --> 00:16:00,736
finely-tuned ears
can hear this.
345
00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:03,472
You're an idiot!
346
00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:05,441
That's it!
347
00:16:05,475 --> 00:16:07,576
- You can't keep the three of us here.
- Yeah!
348
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,945
- It's Zack's fault, so just keep him.
- Yeah!
349
00:16:09,979 --> 00:16:11,680
Wait. What?
350
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,717
You have taken
your blindfolds off.
351
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:19,288
- Mine's stuck.
- Now I definitely cannot let you leave.
352
00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:21,657
You have seen
my secret ingredients.
353
00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:23,626
It's all labeled in Japanese.
354
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:25,795
- I don't even know what
this stuff is. - Wow!
355
00:16:25,829 --> 00:16:28,297
Is that the rare
thelenota rubrolineata
356
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:30,866
found off the coast
of the Solomon Islands, you?
357
00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:35,604
Cody, why can't you be dumb
like your brother?
358
00:16:35,638 --> 00:16:38,940
You know what? We're getting out
of here and you can't stop us.
359
00:16:38,974 --> 00:16:40,241
Come on, mom.
360
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:43,979
Maybe I can't, but they can.
361
00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:46,381
( Ninjas yelling )
362
00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:54,355
Hah!
363
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,703
Why'd you take the elevator?
364
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,239
Not very impressive.
Get them!
365
00:17:16,846 --> 00:17:19,214
( Gong bangs )
366
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:21,650
( Crowd cheering )
367
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:28,624
Ladies...
368
00:17:28,658 --> 00:17:30,292
Bring...
( Muttering )
369
00:17:30,326 --> 00:17:32,861
( Microphone feedback )
370
00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,562
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
371
00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:37,365
to a ring match
of epic proportionalism
372
00:17:37,399 --> 00:17:41,069
and excitillating fantastitude:
373
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:44,539
The brawler on the trawler.
374
00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:47,876
Please welcome our challenger,
375
00:17:47,911 --> 00:17:51,079
weighing in at 347 lbs,
376
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:54,684
the samurai of smoosh,
the crusher from Kyoto:
377
00:17:54,718 --> 00:17:57,320
Mikio Takewaki.
378
00:17:57,354 --> 00:17:59,756
( Crowd booing )
379
00:18:02,026 --> 00:18:03,727
Rahr!
380
00:18:03,762 --> 00:18:06,597
Rahr!
( Laughs )
381
00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:09,033
And now, weighing in at...
382
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,968
Mm mm mm!
383
00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:14,839
...Substantially less
than the challenger,
384
00:18:14,873 --> 00:18:16,907
the oaf from Ohio,
385
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:18,875
the buffoon from the buffet...
386
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,743
Hurtful.
387
00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:24,081
...The tipton
sumo challenge champion:
388
00:18:24,115 --> 00:18:26,050
Woody Fink!
389
00:18:26,084 --> 00:18:27,919
( Crowd cheering )
390
00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:37,395
Okay. Now remember,
391
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,765
let Mikio win,
but make it look real.
392
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:41,366
I'll try,
393
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,069
but my skunklike powers
make me invincible.
394
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:46,504
Don't worry.
I came prepared.
395
00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:50,775
- What's that?
- Deodorant.
396
00:18:50,809 --> 00:18:52,943
What's that?
397
00:18:55,414 --> 00:18:58,082
- Oh!
- ( Crowd groans )
398
00:18:58,117 --> 00:19:00,585
( Giggling )
399
00:19:00,619 --> 00:19:02,453
Stop it.
It tickles.
400
00:19:02,488 --> 00:19:06,091
Okay, now go out there
and lose!
401
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,226
Moseby:
Gentlemen,
402
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,794
the first person
403
00:19:09,829 --> 00:19:12,664
to knock his opponent
out of the ring wins.
404
00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:15,433
And now let's see some sumo!
405
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:18,269
( Cheering )
406
00:19:22,141 --> 00:19:24,909
Oh, it's working.
Uh-oh, it's working!
407
00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,310
Ahh!
408
00:19:26,345 --> 00:19:28,113
Crowd: Ooh!
409
00:19:29,382 --> 00:19:31,483
And Mikio is the winner!
410
00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,585
- Ooh.
- Oh yay, Mikio!
411
00:19:33,619 --> 00:19:36,021
( Baby talk )
Who got his face back?
412
00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:39,457
Meanwhile, my face is broken
413
00:19:39,492 --> 00:19:41,092
in nine places.
414
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:43,561
I'll get the first aid kit.
Don't move.
415
00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:47,865
Oh... London?
416
00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:50,701
( Deep voice )
Nope, it's just us bandages.
417
00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:52,035
( Sighs )
418
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,570
Uh-oh.
419
00:19:56,073 --> 00:19:57,540
You look ridiculous!
420
00:19:57,574 --> 00:20:00,710
Well, at least my hair
didn't explode.
421
00:20:00,744 --> 00:20:03,380
That's it, I am taking you
to the dentist right now.
422
00:20:03,414 --> 00:20:05,582
- No.
- Come on. Come on.
423
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:08,519
While you're there,
424
00:20:08,553 --> 00:20:11,188
ask him if he could fix these.
425
00:20:14,693 --> 00:20:18,096
This knot's really stubborn.
What's going on?
426
00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:21,665
Whahh!
427
00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:29,940
Uh!
428
00:20:32,777 --> 00:20:33,944
Zack? Zack?
429
00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:42,720
Zack? Cody?
Wait, what...
430
00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:46,023
( Speaks Japanese )
431
00:20:46,057 --> 00:20:49,594
This peanut butter and
jellyfish soda is delicious.
432
00:20:49,628 --> 00:20:52,330
- It is?
- ( Snapping fingers )
433
00:20:52,365 --> 00:20:56,268
How could I not have thought
of this combination before?
434
00:20:56,302 --> 00:20:58,037
I am going to be richer
than the emperor.
435
00:20:58,071 --> 00:21:00,840
I'm going to be
richer than Oprah.
436
00:21:00,874 --> 00:21:03,408
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Slow your Sushi roll.
437
00:21:03,443 --> 00:21:05,076
What do you mean
you're going to be rich?
438
00:21:05,111 --> 00:21:06,711
I put the peanut butter
in the jellyfish.
439
00:21:06,746 --> 00:21:08,613
Well, I put the jellyfish
in the peanut butter.
440
00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:11,549
- No you didn't!
- Okay, I didn't.
441
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,618
But no one tells
Mr. Hashimoto what to do
442
00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:16,554
except Mrs. Hashimoto.
443
00:21:16,588 --> 00:21:18,189
You're married?
444
00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:19,857
You...
445
00:21:19,891 --> 00:21:22,292
I was talking about mommy.
446
00:21:22,327 --> 00:21:24,395
You can't steal the recipe.
447
00:21:24,429 --> 00:21:25,963
Now you said yourself
you were a man
448
00:21:25,998 --> 00:21:27,599
of great honor and integrity.
449
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:30,035
Okay.
450
00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:33,773
How about I buy rights
to your soda recipe
451
00:21:33,807 --> 00:21:35,708
by forgiving your debt?
452
00:21:35,743 --> 00:21:36,977
You owe me nothing.
453
00:21:37,011 --> 00:21:38,378
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
454
00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,280
- We will take the deal.
- Ahem.
455
00:21:40,315 --> 00:21:42,048
Thank you.
456
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,551
Okay. Come on, boys.
We're getting outta here.
457
00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:46,553
Carey, those are not your sons.
458
00:21:46,588 --> 00:21:48,689
Oh, I know.
459
00:21:54,964 --> 00:21:56,931
Well, I'm done at the dentist.
460
00:21:56,966 --> 00:21:58,933
Oh, good girl.
I'm very proud of you.
461
00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:01,870
The dentist was really nice,
considering I bit him.
462
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,272
Yeah, he tasted minty.
463
00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:06,808
I'll call
your father's lawyers.
464
00:22:06,842 --> 00:22:08,342
But when they
finally subdued me
465
00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:10,178
and got me in the chair,
it didn't hurt a bit.
466
00:22:10,212 --> 00:22:11,379
I have no cavities.
467
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,714
And look, I even got a toy.
468
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,183
( Squeaking )
469
00:22:14,217 --> 00:22:16,018
Well, good for you.
470
00:22:16,053 --> 00:22:18,187
Now maybe you won't be afraid
to get your booster shot.
471
00:22:18,222 --> 00:22:21,158
Am I due for that? Oh!
472
00:22:21,192 --> 00:22:23,026
- ( Dart whistling )
- Ow!
473
00:22:25,764 --> 00:22:28,399
Good shot, nurse Nancy.
474
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:38,400
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