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Both:
Jam-ba-laya!
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I'm sorry I can't
join you jam-ba-losers,
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But I got an "f"
on my history paper
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And ms. Tutweiler
won't let me go ashore until I rewrite it.
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Well, I told you not
to write your history paper about a video game.
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Hey, "knights of horror"
was based in the middle ages.
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And I did a lot
of research.
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I made it all the way
to level 8.
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I can't believe
you made it to grade 8.
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Oh well. Good luck.
More delicious beignets for us.
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Both:
Beign-yays!
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There,
ladies and gentlemen,
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Is the wreck
of the jessie belle
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Which sank
150 years ago.
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- All: Ooh.
- Now legend says
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That its infamous skipper
captain entenille
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Was in such a rush
to get home to propose
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( effeminate accent )
to his lady love jessie belle
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That he misread
his compass
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Causing the ship
to run aground on dead man's rock,
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Which before that point
was just called "rock."
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( all laugh )
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Now some say
that his restless spirit
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Still haunts these waters.
So watch out--
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The person standing
next to you
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- Could be a ghost.
- ( all chuckle )
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Not that I believe
in such silliness.
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- Boo!
- Ahh!
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Wow, you're tiny
but densely packed.
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- ( theme music playing )
- ♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪
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♪ come along with me ♪
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♪ and let's head out to see ♪
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♪ what this world has ♪
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♪ for you and for me now ♪
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♪ whichever way
the wind blows ♪
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- ♪ we say... ♪
- ♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪
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♪ 'cause we're living
the suite life ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ rocking the whole world round ♪
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♪ and we're living
the suite life now ♪
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♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪
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♪ let's go! ♪
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So if this is new orleans,
what happened to old orleans?
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Did it retire?
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Yes, it retired
and moved to florida.
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Oh.
( laughs )
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- ( piano music playing )
- whoa, listen to that music.
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That's weird.
Uslly when I walk by moseby's cabin
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I hear, "mother,
for the 100th time, I'm married to my job!"
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- ( london squeals )
- oh!
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Mr. Moseby,
you play beautifully.
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Uh, playing?
What playing? I wasn't playing.
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There's no
playing here.
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Why don't you two
go out and play?
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Oh, you were too!
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On a little tiny piano
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For your little tiny
doll hands!
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Mr. Moseby,
why haven't we heard you before?
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Because I don't play
in public.
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Why not?
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Wait for it.
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It was a windy fall day.
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The leaves swirled angrily
outside the windows
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Of miss magical's school
for the musically gifted.
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An eight-year-old
marion moseby
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Strolled confidently
onto the stage.
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Tragically,
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As I took my
introductory bow,
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My trousers split
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Exposing my clowny-face
underpants!
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( cackles )
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Clowny-face underpants!
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( gasps )
stop it!
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- Oh.
- The humiliation was so great
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That I passed out
onstage.
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As I fell
I landed on my left knee
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Which also destroyed
my burgeoning ballet career.
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( loud crack )
ahh!
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Aw.
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Poor little
marion--
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So much promise
with absolutely nothing to show for it.
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If you had a 5:00 shadow
and a fishing pole in your hand,
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- You could be my father.
- ( gasps )
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Mr. Moseby,
don't you miss performing?
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Oh, more than anything!
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But every time I try
to play in front of people,
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I pass out.
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That happens to me
every time I see bailey's ugly clothes.
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You mean like this?
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All right, let's see
what I got so far.
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"zack martin."
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Oops.
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M-a-r t I-n.
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There we go.
That's a good day's work.
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All right.
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What the--
"jessie belle"?
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I didn't type that.
Delete.
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( keys clacking )
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What's going on?
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Okay, that was weird.
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( whirrs )
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Okay, now it's
officially freaky.
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Ah!
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Hey, zack,
you missed a great time in new orleans.
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We had etouffee.
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- E-tou--
- forget that!
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There's some
seriously strange stuff happening here.
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Mr. Moseby was talking
about some ghost captain
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And I think
he's haunting the ship.
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He is turning off lights
and turning on blenders
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And typing on my computer.
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Wow.
He's got more skills than you do.
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( both chuckle )
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Hello, ladies. Ah!
Goodbye, ladies.
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Look, moseby,
we got you a big boy piano.
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See? And since
no one's around,
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Why don't you just
give it a try?
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Well, it is a beautiful
instrument, isn't it?
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I know! So shiny!
I can see my face in it.
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- I like it.
- Oh.
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Give it a try.
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- Would you two mind
turning away? - Why?
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Are your clowny-face
underpants coming out for an encore?
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Turn around.
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( playing music )
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Mr. Moseby,
you're doing really well.
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I am, aren't I?
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You know...
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I bet if there was
an audience here right now,
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- You'd be just fine.
- I know.
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- No no. If there
was an audience-- - oh, choo-choo!
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I love playing train.
It's the best!
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- ( hisses )
pull the cord. - Oh! Oh oh oh!
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( gasps,
piano clangs )
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What is it?
What's the big problem?
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Look at my room.
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What? Your room
is always a mess.
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I know, but I always keep
my dirty sock pile
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On the left side
of my bed
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In case I trip
while I'm on my way to the bathroom.
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Oh, so you have a comfy pile
of dirty socks to fall in.
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Clever.
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But now they're
on the right.
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The right!
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You're not
going to tell us
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It's the stupid
captain ghost.
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Shh.
Don't call him stupid. He might get angry.
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Why would a ghost
be haunting you?
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Well, he's obviously trying
to communicate with me.
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- Maybe he needs my help.
- Cody: Your help?
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You can't even write
your history paper
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Or fold your own
underpants.
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Who folds their underpants?
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I do...
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Promptly after
ironing them.
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If there really
were ghosts,
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The scientific community
would've discovered proof years ago.
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The scientific community
couldn't find a ghost.
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Most of them
can't even find a date.
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Besides, remember
when we were living at the tipton?
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We saw that lady ghost
jump out of that portrait.
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We were hormone-crazed
12-year-old boys.
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We saw women
popping out of everything.
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Plus you don't even have
any actual evidence
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- Of a ghost being here.
- Oh, I'll get evidence.
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I set up this camera
to record everything that happens here tonight.
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Oh yeah. Just what
everyone wants to see--
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Eight hours
of you scratching your nose and picking your butt.
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Actually, I pick my nose
and scratch my butt.
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But I'm not gonna be
the only one here tonight.
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'cause you two are
staying here too.
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Woody, stop pulling
my blanket off my bed.
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What? I'm not
even near your bed.
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Ah! Ghost ghost!
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( all screaming )
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- What happened?
- The ghost, he pulled my blanket off my bed!
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( whines )
or it fell on the floor!
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No, I'll prove it
to you!
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The camera
recorded everything.
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Well, that explains
my chronic childhood earache.
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( both chuckle )
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( whining )
bailey.
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Don't go.
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( mumbles )
I love lu.
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- ( both chuckle )
- fast forward. Fast forward.
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Ew!
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Look, the only horror
on this tape
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Is that woody
just blew his nose into your underpants.
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Ah, those are
the clean pile, right?
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Right.
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All: Innocent!
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Why did we all
just say "innocent"?
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The ghost.
He possessed us in order to communicate.
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I'm scared!
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Okay okay, calm down.
There are plenty
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Of logical scientific
explanations for all of this.
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For example,
see, the porthole-- what?
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There's a ghost!
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( all scream )
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- How do we get out of here?!
- Through the porthole!
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Go go!
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Why did we
let woody go first?
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Both:
Push! Push!
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Push!
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( groans )
must you wear
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That hideous hat
you bought in new orleans?
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Hey, I love this hat.
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Yes, and I love
eggs benedict,
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But you don't see me
putting it on my head.
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If there were some here,
I'd put 'em on your head.
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Mr. Moseby, we have
a surprise for you.
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Go away.
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I have to get ready
for the historical society's
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Costume party tonight.
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I know all about
the hysterical party.
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While we were
in new orleans
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We ran into
a great entertainer and booked him for you.
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His name is bayou bob.
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The bayou bob?
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He hasn't performed in years!
Where did you find him?
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We just ran into him
on the street.
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Where?
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Next to the ugly hat store?
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Ha ha ha!
See? Told you.
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Good day.
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Evenin', ladies.
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May I say
you both look fetchin'?
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You can say it,
but I don't know what it means.
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London, it means
we look pretty.
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Oh! Well, I just
love this skirt.
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It's a dress
and a toy!
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Look!
Whoo!
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London,
why don't you just sit down?
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Oh, okay.
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( squeals )
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All right, let's kick
some ghost butt!
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That is, if they
have butts and our feet don't go right through 'em.
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Before we kick his butt,
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Let's try and capture the ghost
of captain entenille
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- And find out what he wants.
- Alleged ghost.
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Now this is
a scientific mission
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Which is why
I brought this.
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Your electric toothbrush?
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It was my toothbrush.
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It's now a highly sensitive
energy detector.
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00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:35,671
So why do we have
these vacuum cleaners?
250
00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:38,840
They're not vacuum cleaners.
They're extremely powerful
251
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,076
Ectoplasmic
containment devices.
252
00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:42,911
And they're great
on pet hair.
253
00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:45,781
All right.
Fan out, men.
254
00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:48,550
It's almost time
for the entertainment.
255
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:51,687
- Where's bayou bob?
- I don't know. He should be here any minute.
256
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,790
( phone rings )
257
00:13:54,824 --> 00:13:59,394
- Hello?
- ( gravelly voice ) is this mary anne moseby?
258
00:13:59,429 --> 00:14:02,230
Yes, this is
marion moseby.
259
00:14:02,265 --> 00:14:05,634
- Who's this?
- Bayou bob.
260
00:14:05,668 --> 00:14:07,469
I'm calling you
from the bayou.
261
00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:10,972
Not the bayou by you.
The bayou by me.
262
00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:14,810
Yeah, but you
should be here.
263
00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:17,279
Sorry, I can't make it.
264
00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:20,482
I got my foot
stuck in a gator.
265
00:14:21,984 --> 00:14:23,452
But I have
a boatload of people
266
00:14:23,486 --> 00:14:25,120
Waiting for you
to perform!
267
00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:29,491
Well, I understand you can
really noodle the 88s.
268
00:14:29,525 --> 00:14:31,526
At least
that's what I heard
269
00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:33,161
From that
pretty little london
270
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:36,565
And her grotesque
troll-like friend.
271
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,968
Why don't ya
take my place?
272
00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:42,771
Hmm, and I suppose
273
00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:45,507
You'd want me to play
one of your big hits.
274
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:48,410
Which one
would you suggest?
275
00:14:50,146 --> 00:14:52,881
( stammering )
down by the old farm--
276
00:14:55,385 --> 00:14:59,187
Look, I can't remember, okay?
My foot's stuck in a gator!
277
00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:00,789
London,
hang up the phone.
278
00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,657
- All right.
Bye you. - Oh my--
279
00:15:04,594 --> 00:15:08,196
Oh!
( gasps )
280
00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:10,532
Now, london,
I thought you said you booked bayou bob
281
00:15:10,566 --> 00:15:12,167
- For the party.
- Yes.
282
00:15:12,201 --> 00:15:14,369
I also told daddy
you're doing a great job
283
00:15:14,404 --> 00:15:16,738
- And that you look great
in knee socks. I lie. - ( gasps )
284
00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:22,043
( ethereal sound )
285
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:27,315
Hey, you know,
you look exactly like
286
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:29,384
That captain
did in the picture.
287
00:15:29,419 --> 00:15:31,052
Great costume, man.
Let me feel that.
288
00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:35,924
Ah--
289
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,994
Are you the ghost
of captain entenille?
290
00:15:39,028 --> 00:15:41,530
What do you
want with me, man?
291
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:45,333
You can't speak?
292
00:15:45,368 --> 00:15:48,403
We could communicate
293
00:15:48,438 --> 00:15:50,472
Through some sort
of mental telepathy.
294
00:15:51,707 --> 00:15:53,108
Or we could
play charades.
295
00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:54,743
Okay.
296
00:15:54,777 --> 00:15:56,244
One word.
297
00:15:56,279 --> 00:15:58,146
Uh, first syllable.
298
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:02,984
Uh, you're hot?
299
00:16:05,121 --> 00:16:07,689
You're shaken.
You're scared.
300
00:16:07,723 --> 00:16:09,724
You see a ghost.
301
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:12,294
Wait.
That'd be weird.
302
00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:13,628
Come on.
303
00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:17,899
"come"? Okay.
First syllable's "come."
304
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:19,935
All right, go ahead.
305
00:16:19,969 --> 00:16:22,537
Come throw like a girl?
306
00:16:24,974 --> 00:16:26,975
I don't know, man.
I pass.
307
00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:30,445
"pass."
come pass.
308
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,913
Come-- "compass"!
309
00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:34,416
- Compass.
- ( air whooshes )
310
00:16:36,219 --> 00:16:38,086
- My toothbrush
is going crazy. - ( beeping )
311
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,287
The ghost must be nearby.
312
00:16:39,322 --> 00:16:41,189
Yeah yeah,
he's right here.
313
00:16:41,224 --> 00:16:43,258
You mean his picture
is right here?
314
00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:45,694
No, he's standing
right next to the picture.
315
00:16:45,728 --> 00:16:47,729
You mean right here?
316
00:16:47,763 --> 00:16:49,631
- Now you're
picking his nose. - Ew!
317
00:16:49,665 --> 00:16:51,967
Good enough for me.
Lock and load!
318
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:54,102
- ( vacuum whirrs )
- stop, you're scaring him!
319
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:58,306
- Stop it!
- ( shrieks )
320
00:16:58,341 --> 00:17:00,308
( woody wailing )
321
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,551
Ah!
Ectoplasm!
322
00:17:09,585 --> 00:17:12,287
I'm covered
in ghost guts! ( whimpers )
323
00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:14,756
That's gelatin.
324
00:17:16,092 --> 00:17:18,493
Oh, that explains
the banana wheels.
325
00:17:22,932 --> 00:17:24,933
Okay, so I'm going
over the list
326
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,801
Of recovered artifacts
from the jessie belle
327
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:29,204
And I don't see
a compass on here.
328
00:17:29,238 --> 00:17:30,805
Are you sure the ghost
said "compass"?
329
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,507
Maybe he said "hummus."
330
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,244
Why would there
be hummus
331
00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:39,648
On a 19th-century
louisiana steamship?
332
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:45,654
- Uh, maybe it was
greek night? - No no no.
333
00:17:45,688 --> 00:17:47,822
He definitely said compass
and we're gonna find it.
334
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:49,991
How are we gonna do that
if it's still on the wreck?
335
00:17:53,095 --> 00:17:55,997
Zack, quit messing around.
336
00:17:56,032 --> 00:18:00,268
You only have half an hour
of air to find that compass and get back to the ship.
337
00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:02,938
And while you're at it,
grab me some crawfish.
338
00:18:02,972 --> 00:18:06,174
Both:
Craw-fish!
339
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,009
- It doesn't really work.
- No, not as good.
340
00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:10,345
Both:
Gum-bo!
341
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,681
- Yeah, I like that one.
- If you go down on "bo"...
342
00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:14,049
Should I?
343
00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:17,919
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry to inform you
344
00:18:17,954 --> 00:18:20,188
That bayou bob will not be
performing tonight.
345
00:18:20,222 --> 00:18:23,091
( passengers boo )
346
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:26,795
I'm sorry, but he got
his foot stuck in a gator's mouth!
347
00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:29,564
( gravelly voice )
actually, I'm right here.
348
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,235
Not only can I play,
I can scat a little.
349
00:18:35,805 --> 00:18:38,106
All right, bayou bob,
now make this good.
350
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:40,041
And by good,
I mean bad.
351
00:18:44,013 --> 00:18:46,982
( scatting randomly,
playing discordant notes )
352
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,021
( passengers booing )
353
00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:56,625
All right,
stop it, stop it!
354
00:18:56,659 --> 00:18:58,360
You're damaging
this beautiful instrument,
355
00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:00,428
Not to mention
my passengers' ears.
356
00:19:01,731 --> 00:19:04,232
- ( clears throat )
- all right.
357
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:11,573
Just close your eyes
and pretend you're alone.
358
00:19:11,607 --> 00:19:13,642
( whispers )
yeah, okay.
359
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:16,578
( playing melody )
360
00:19:23,552 --> 00:19:25,654
( giggles )
I'm doing it.
361
00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:28,690
I'm playing.
Ooh, and I'm still conscious!
362
00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:30,725
( laughs )
that's it!
363
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:34,562
That's it! I'm back!
There's no stopping me now!
364
00:19:36,298 --> 00:19:38,366
- Stop it, stop it!
- Oh, come on!
365
00:19:38,401 --> 00:19:41,403
So I'm a little rusty!
Give me a break.
366
00:19:41,437 --> 00:19:44,873
Attention,
historical society members, your history is all wrong.
367
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:47,842
The sinking
of the jessie belle was not captain entenille's fault
368
00:19:47,877 --> 00:19:50,712
- And I have proof
that he was framed. - ( all gasp )
369
00:19:50,746 --> 00:19:52,614
I dove down to the wreck
of the jessie belle
370
00:19:52,648 --> 00:19:54,416
And recovered
the captain's compass.
371
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,151
The one he misread
that caused the crash?
372
00:19:56,185 --> 00:19:58,186
No no no,
he did not misread it.
373
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,588
Somebody tampered with it.
It was sabotaged.
374
00:20:00,623 --> 00:20:03,024
- ( all gasp )
- if you look,
375
00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:06,394
Somebody wedged
a medallion in the back,
376
00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:08,830
- A medallion made of iron.
- ( gasps )
377
00:20:08,864 --> 00:20:11,066
Who would buy jewelry
made of iron?!
378
00:20:12,868 --> 00:20:15,537
Iron interferes
with the magnetic polarity of a compass.
379
00:20:15,571 --> 00:20:18,206
- Exactly.
- Who would do something like that?
380
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,009
The first mate
corey scully.
381
00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:24,112
As you can see,
he's wearing the exact same medallion in this photo.
382
00:20:24,146 --> 00:20:26,581
- ( all gasp )
- why would he do that?
383
00:20:26,615 --> 00:20:29,084
- Well, I did
a little research. - ( gasps )
384
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,054
It turns out that,
conveniently,
385
00:20:33,089 --> 00:20:36,925
First mate corey scully
was the only survivor of the crash.
386
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:41,029
As soon as he returned,
he proposed to none other than jessie belle.
387
00:20:41,063 --> 00:20:44,666
- ( all gasp )
- please, save the rest of your gasps till the end.
388
00:20:46,669 --> 00:20:48,703
Jessie rejected
scully's proposal.
389
00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:50,538
( gasps )
390
00:20:50,573 --> 00:20:52,807
I'm sorry.
Sorry, it's--
391
00:20:52,842 --> 00:20:54,976
She never got over
the captain.
392
00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:57,312
Right. In fact,
without her true love,
393
00:20:57,346 --> 00:20:59,647
She never wed
and she died an old maid.
394
00:20:59,682 --> 00:21:02,016
Aw, just like
you will, bailey.
395
00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:05,386
Well,
it seems like history
396
00:21:05,421 --> 00:21:07,322
Owes captain entenille
an apology.
397
00:21:07,356 --> 00:21:09,090
Well done, zack.
398
00:21:11,961 --> 00:21:15,029
Well, I think this calls
for a song!
399
00:21:16,866 --> 00:21:18,933
( playing music )
400
00:21:28,711 --> 00:21:30,311
Zack: Wow.
401
00:21:30,346 --> 00:21:32,280
That must be
jessie belle.
402
00:21:36,552 --> 00:21:39,654
Ah. Looking pretty good
for a chick who's 140 years old.
403
00:21:39,688 --> 00:21:42,123
Ah!
404
00:21:42,158 --> 00:21:43,858
When are you getting off
this boat?!
405
00:21:45,628 --> 00:21:48,129
( music continues )
406
00:21:56,629 --> 00:21:58,630
Hey guys, look!
My paper says "a"
407
00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:01,333
Without the words
"really bad job" after it.
408
00:22:01,367 --> 00:22:04,870
Well, you deserve it.
You actually changed history.
409
00:22:04,904 --> 00:22:07,873
Gentlemen, I need your help.
There's a ghost on the sky deck.
410
00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:10,475
That ghost
is a dead man.
411
00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:14,546
Well, technically
every ghost is a dead man.
412
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,481
Let's roll, men!
413
00:22:23,856 --> 00:22:27,159
- Where's the ghost?
- Somewhere in this mess.
414
00:22:27,193 --> 00:22:29,194
You'd better vacuum it all.
415
00:22:29,195 --> 00:22:34,195
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