All language subtitles for The Suite Life on Deck s03e05 Das Boots.eng

Isn't my new invention incredible?

I'm eating so much more efficiently.

Woodster, is it really too much work.

To turn the turkey leg with your fingers?

Uh, yeah.

How do you think I got carpal tunnel?

Wow, would you look at maya?

Man, this being-just-friends
thing is killing me.

Okay, not water.

I need you two losers to switch shoes.

No can do. I bet cody I could keep
these shoes on for a whole year.

You won that bet three months ago.

Yeah,

But now I can't get them off.

My foot flesh has grown
right through the eyelets.

Not your shoes...
mine.

I need you to take my summer
shoes out of storage.

And put my winter shoes in.

Why would we do that?

That answer never gets old.

♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪

♪ come along with me ♪

♪ and let's head out to see ♪

♪ what this world has ♪

♪ for you and for me now ♪

♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪

- ♪ we say... ♪
- ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪

♪ 'cause we're living the suite life ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking
the whole world round ♪

♪ and we're living the suite life now ♪

♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪

♪ let's go! ♪.

Thanks for helping, maya.

Wow, I can't believe
london has a shoe submarine.

This is nothing.

She bought an entire town
just to store her hats.

Oh, I've been to hatsburg.

I was there for the fedora festival.

I met a girl there and she told me

I was fedorable.

Check.

I hope that means either the game's over,

Or you're paying for the hot wings.

Marcus, this is serious.

I'm going to be playing in the finals.

Of the international
junior chess championship.

Which we're proudly hosting on this ship.

Of course, I had to cancel
that bikini calendar shoot.

Yeah, that was a great call.

I'm gonna win this thing.
And it's going to be.

The biggest smackdown since klaus
von klitzing beat out ching lee wo.

For the nobel prize in physics in 1985.
Remember that?

Oh! That was nasty!

You two may be the most boring
people I have ever met.

And my grandpa beeber only
talks about the bus schedule.

Actual ruby slippers?
Why would anyone wear those?

So if I get lost, I can click
my heels and go home again.

I was a leash kid.

You know, maya, these would
go great with your legs.

I don't think that's the kind of thing you
say to someone who's just your friend.

Sure it is.

Hey, woody, these would go
great with your legs.

Well, thanks, zack.

It's about time someone
noticed these stems.

You like them so much...
why don't you wear them?

I would, but I'm afraid
they don't match my socks.

I meant to do that.

Which? Show me
your oddly hairless leg.

Or fall over like a yutz?

A little bit of both.

Emma, you don't need any makeup.

Oh, thanks, marion.

I like a natural look, but I
always think a little lip gloss...

No, I meant this is a radio broadcast.

And since when did you
become a chess aficionado?

Well, I wouldn't call myself an aficionado,

But I'm a whiz at checkers.

How different can they be?

Looks like I'm up against some
guy named sasha matryoshka.

Sasha masha-what-ka?

I'm gonna beat this guy
like you beat egg whites.

For a perfectly airy soufflé.

Dude, you're making it real hard.

For me to be in your corner.

Whatever.

I'm gonna kick this guy
sasha's russian butt.

Hello, I am sasha.

Pretty girl.

This is so exciting.
I can't believe the ship's radio.

Is gonna broadcast my voice
all over the world.

Yes, you'll be making dogs howl.

In every corner of the globe.

Now when I wish to interject
some informed commentary,

I will lightly tap you
on the forearm like so.

Oh.

When I want you to stop being annoying.

That'll work.

Oh, we're on the air.

Welcome to the international
junior chess championship.

I'm your host, emma tutweiller.

And I'm marion Moseby,

Expert commentator,

Former junior champion contender,

And the man behind the
webby award-nominated blog,

"make that move
with marion."

I will be providing.

Keen play-by-play
analysis...

And hopefully doing it briefly.

And now, the match.

Ha! I knew
you'd make that move.

You couldn't know that.

How... how-
how could you know that?

I know everything about you.

Yeah, I doubt that.

You were born in seattle in 1993.

You are allergic to many many many things.

Oh, and you didn't give up your blankie.

Till you were 12.

Ha! Wrong.
That was just a ploy.

So my mom would stop
taking me to the counselor.

I secretly kept it until I was 15.

Touché.

I also know you blink when you
are uncertain of your next move.

I do not.

I just happen to have very dry eyes.

I guess that's not in your
little dossier, is it?

Yes, it is.
On page 64,

Right next to x-ray
of broken foot.

You got in tap class.

I told miss liza I wasn't
ready to bomberShay.

Ooh, she's playing with him like
a kitten with a ball of yarn.

Aww, I have kittens.

And they all love yarn,
especially Mr. Whiskerton.

Once his little paws got all tangled up.

Ooh, I wonder if that's how
they came up with cat's crle.

No one cares.

But now the whole world knows
you're a lonely cat lady.

It's so stuffy in here.
I need some fresh air.

Okay okay.
Oh. Oh my.

It's raining cats and dogs.

And fish.

Or we're underwater.
Close the hatch!

- It's stuck.
- Come on.

Does seaweed have a face?

- Only when it's an eel.
- Ow!

Make that an electric eel.

- Ow.
- Ow.

My eel skin belt.

Wait, that should be in my belt blimp.

That was weird.

Do I look okay?

Yeah, great.

Okay, good.

You know, zack, this has really been fun.

What's next?
We get attacked by a krayken?

I believe it's pronounced kraken.

- Krayken. - Kraken.
I'm pretty sure it's kraken.

- No, it's krayken. Krayken.
- Kraken. Kraken.

I wish someone would get
crackin' and get us out of here.

Just tell captain yuri to take us up.

You gave him the day off.

I did?
That is so unlike me.

Stupid nice london.

So we're stuck on this sub.

With no idea how to get back up?

Don't panic.
Share my strength.

I feel better already.

This match is riveting...

Watching the sweat bead
on the brow of a player.

As he thinks at least a dozen moves ahead,

Calculating the myriad ramifications.

Of his opponent's every move.

Man, I gotta pee.

Dude, she's making you look
like a chess chump. Now focus.

I am,

On her perfect slavic cheekbones,

Which are framed by that
incredibly silky hair,

Which cascades down her alabaster...

Snap out of it.

I can't.
10 years of chess,

And I've never played a girl
without pimples and trifocals.

Ha! I banish your rook
to siberia.

Oh, I bet you wish
you had your blankie now.

Just to happens, I do.

I keep a swatch of it in
my pocket for emergencies.

Okay, now I'm officially on her side.

Either we're completely submerged,

Or fish have taken over the earth.

From whom?

- Up the scope.
- You got it.

Whoa, pull it down, pull it down.

I meant the scope, not my pants.

In my defense, you were vague.

All right, there you go.

- Get this thing off me.
- I'll get it back.

Wow, zack.

It takes a real man
to wear rainbow underpants.

They were white.

Till I did a load of laundry
with candy in my pockets,

Which, by the way, makes the
candy taste kind of bleachy.

Hey guys, look.
I found a radio.

Oh, goody.
I'll go get my dancing shoes.

No no, it means we can contact
the ship and get help.

It doesn't work.

Neither does steve,
but mom still loves him.

I'll check the battery compartment.

And it's filled with shoes.

It says to put in double as.

Maybe I put them in wrong.

That's good.

When are an alarm
and a red light ever good?

At bert's burger buddy.

It means you've won a little
dancing buddy the burger.

♪ bert's burger buddy is really neat ♪

♪ our burgers may contain
a little horse meat. ♪.

Yeah, their marketing
department's not the best.

Wait, it says something here.

But whoever wrote this is a
worse speller than I am.

You can't read it because
whoever wrote it was russian.

I don't care how fast they were writing.
It makes no sense.

Uh, guys?

I think that alarm means we only
have 30 minutes of air left.

Oh, don't worry.

I've got plenty of air.
I'm an heiress.

I can't breathe.

It... Hurts.

Sorry sorry.
Turkey makes me gassy.

All right, we only have
12 minutes of air left.

It's not good air, but it's air.

Somebody needs to come up with
a plan to get out of here.

Oh.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.
There's no place...

Maybe we could tap into
the air in her head.

I can't believe I'm gonna die.

Without telling my secret crush how I feel.

You'll always be in my heart, ethel.

Ethel the lunch lady?

She's 4'5", has one nostril
and wears a hair net,

Which is odd because she has no hair.

Except in the nostril.

Hey, lay off my woman!

Careful. Do not slobber
on my slingbacks.

Maya, if our time's up,

I think I should tell you
I hate being your friend.

Gee, thanks, zack.

Too bad we won't live
to see valentine's day,

Because that would be great on a card.

No, I mean that I always wanted us to be.

More than just friends.

Oh. Well, in that case,

Since we're all confessing,

There is a guy I kinda like.

There is? Who?

You.

Henry yu?
The kid that walks around.

With that clarinet all the time?

No, I'm talking about you, zack.

Me?

You like me?

Are you sure?

Are you trying to talk me out of it?

No no, this is awesome.

I could spend the rest
of my life in your arms.

Looks like you will.

London, you want to spend the
rest of your life in my arms?

Yes, that's exactly how
I want to meet my maker...

Covered in your arm sweat
and reeking of mesquite.

Well, okay then.

Batteries.

I knew it!
Woody's a robot!

They're from my turkey spinner.

- We can use these to power the radio.
- And if that doesn't work,

Maybe woody can swim to the
surface before he rusts.

And cody takes sasha's pointy man.

Nitwit.

Correction.
Cody takes sasha's nitwit.

See? You're ahead.

The blindfold is working great.

Yep. Can't see her...
not distracted.

Looks like blankie's gonna
get you through this game.

Just like he got me through
potty training when I was nine.

Ooh, the russian moves her
queen to queen's knight five.

Check.
Up top.

Please don't make me
high-five you at a chess game.

Brilliant move!

S. O. S. ! S. O. S.!

We don't have time for spelling.

Besides, we need help, not sauce.

Hey, speak for yourself.
This drumstick's getting a little dry.

Zack? London? What are you
doing on this radio frequency?

Stop messing around, zack.
We're in the middle of something important here.

This is important too.

More important than me becoming
international junior chess champion?

Yes! We're trapped
in london's shoe submarine.

And we're running out of air!

Oh, what to do?
What to do?

- Cody!
- I'll go get help.

Okay okay.

Zack, search for something
marked "surface control."

It's all in russian.

Check.

I did check.
It's in russian.

Sasha, help us.

Nyet.
You cannot trick me.

Into leaving table and forfeiting game.

You think I just fall off
turnip truck, huh?

Well, okay, one time when I was seven,

Because my father is a turnip farmer.

And likes to pop the wheelies,

But my point is...
nyet.

Help us!

It's okay.
I speak russian.

And you are one cold kakashka.

I've found the schematics
for the submarine.

I need a timeout to help my brother.

Nyet. No timeouts in
international chess competition,

According to yalta rules
established in 1922.

Correction. Every player is allowed
one break during the match,

According to the istanbul
potty amendment of 1931.

Rule also states you must have substitute.

Marcus, you have to take my spot.

What? No.
I don't know how play chess.

I'm still trying to understand how a
king can only move one square at a time.

I mean, he is the king, right?

Hello.

We're trapped in a tin can
of death down here.

Either play or forfeit game.

I'll be back as soon as I can.

Just try and ride out the timer.

Okay, if you're running out of air,

The emergency override should have
automatically surfaced the sub.

So something must be
jamming the ballast pumps.

Ooh.

I put my pumps in the pumps.

Where else would I put them?

In that case, the only way
to surface the sub.

Is to get rid of any unnecessary weight.

Hurtful.

Look for the torpedo tubes and
jettison whatever you can find.

I know.

Get rid of the shoes.
They must weigh a ton.

Actually 2. 5 tons, and I'm not
letting you drown my babies.

It's either your babies or you.

Hold your breath!
Mommy loves you!

No no, not those.
Those are my favorites.

Take these instead.

Mommy's sorry!

Your two minutes are almost up.

Move it or lose it.

Okay, uh...

I'm gonna move this one.

That is my piece.

Okay, then maybe I'll move this one.

Also mine.
Here is a hint...

All the black ones are mine.

Okay okay.

All right, there.

Ha ha!
You have exposed your bishop.

I have?
So embarrassing.

I mean you have made a fatal mistake.

Ooh.

Then I call a do-over.

Nyet. According to
chess federation rules,

Under no circumstances
can there be a do-over.

I hate this game.

Don't worry.
Is almost over.

Well, ain't that a kick in the head?

London, it worked.
We're going up.

Why are you crying?

Because all of my shoes are gone.

Now I only have the 500 pairs in my closet.

That's not even one
for every day of the year.

Hey, guys, we've surfaced.

- Oh, yes!
- Yes!

They're safe.

Good work, cody.

Holy perogie.

This headache worse than time
I fell off turnip truck.

Hey, she moved her queen
and left her king wide open.

Check...
Mate?

Nyet!

Queen fell on that space
when I get hit in head by shoe.

That is grounds
for do-over.

Nyet! According to
chess federation rules,

No do-overs.

Marcus is correct.

Although his accent...
yikeski.

Well, the game is finally over.

We have a winner!

Hold it.
Hold it.

Now I want to win this title.

Because I brought my opponent
down with my intellect,

Not a gaudy
go-go boot.

So you are asking for rematch?

Da. I can't accept
this trophy.

You're darn tootin' you can't.
According to federation rules,

The trophy goes to the player
who made the winning move.

So the international
junior chess champion is

Marcus little!

Thank you.

I really don't deserve this.

- I'll say.
- You're not kidding.

I want to thank all the little people...

Mama little, grandma little,

And of course grandpa beeber little.

I'm gonna buy you your own bus, grandpa.

And to all you children
listening out there,

Dreams can come true.

What a magnificent match!

For more behind-the-scenes
action, log onto

"make that move with marion, "

Keyword "rook nook."

And so what began as a boring chess game.

Turned into an incredible saga.

Of life, death, sacrifice,

And survival beneath the cruel waves.

I'm emma tutweiller,
from the s. S. Tipton,

Saying good night and good sailing.

Maya, if you're not busy tomorrow...

No way. I'm not emptying
out london's jacket jet.

I was thinking more
along the lines of a date,

Since, you know, you like me.

Oh, please.

That was just the lack of oxygen talking.

Oh, come on, you know it's true.

So where were we?

Not there yet.

- How about now?
- No.

- Now? Now?
- No. No.

- Krayken.
- Kraken.

You're so annoying.

Funny. My mom said the same thing.

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