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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:09,941 I need four cherry chillers, 2 00:00:09,981 --> 00:00:12,251 six banana breezers, nine tangerine tickles 3 00:00:12,281 --> 00:00:14,751 and one kumquat kapow. 4 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:17,291 Wow, you're a thirsty girl. 5 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,591 They're not for me. I'm Maya, the new waitress. 6 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:25,861 Actually, the kumquat kapow is for me, but don't tell Mr. Moseby. 7 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,431 I've been not telling Moseby stuff since I was 12. 8 00:00:30,171 --> 00:00:31,501 I'm Zack. 9 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,671 Where have you been all my life? 10 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,941 Just hoping a guy in knee socks and an apron would hit on me. 11 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:40,171 I gotta go write this in my diary. 12 00:00:42,481 --> 00:00:44,351 - What's up, Maya? - Hey, Maya. 13 00:00:44,381 --> 00:00:47,651 - Hey, guys. - How come everybody knows the new girl but me? 14 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,721 Oh, she started school yesterday. 15 00:00:49,751 --> 00:00:52,851 You would have known that if you'd bothered to show up. 16 00:00:52,891 --> 00:00:57,621 Well, excuse me for observing a religious holiday. 17 00:00:57,661 --> 00:01:01,691 Secretary's day is not a religious holiday. 18 00:01:01,731 --> 00:01:05,331 Maybe not to you, but I happen to be secretarian. 19 00:01:08,811 --> 00:01:11,781 ♪ Oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪ 20 00:01:14,381 --> 00:01:16,451 ♪ come along with me ♪ 21 00:01:16,491 --> 00:01:17,951 ♪ and let's head out to see ♪ 22 00:01:17,991 --> 00:01:19,391 ♪ what this world has ♪ 23 00:01:19,421 --> 00:01:22,031 ♪ for you and for me now ♪ 24 00:01:22,061 --> 00:01:23,961 ♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪ 25 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,031 - ♪ we say... ♪ - ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪ 26 00:01:26,071 --> 00:01:28,631 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 27 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:31,871 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ 28 00:01:31,911 --> 00:01:35,141 ♪ 'cause we're living the suite life ♪ 29 00:01:35,181 --> 00:01:37,311 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 30 00:01:37,341 --> 00:01:40,681 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking the whole world round ♪ 31 00:01:40,711 --> 00:01:44,821 ♪ and we're living the suite life now ♪ 32 00:01:44,851 --> 00:01:46,891 ♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪ 33 00:01:46,921 --> 00:01:48,221 ♪ let's go! ♪ 34 00:01:52,091 --> 00:01:54,491 guys, I have the greatest news ever. 35 00:01:54,521 --> 00:01:58,031 - Bailey went home! - She did? 36 00:01:58,061 --> 00:02:00,561 - Yeah. - I guess she had to quit school 37 00:02:00,591 --> 00:02:03,031 because the pain of seeing me every day was just... 38 00:02:03,061 --> 00:02:05,661 Too much for her. 39 00:02:05,701 --> 00:02:08,671 I know it's too much for me. 40 00:02:08,701 --> 00:02:10,471 She didn't quit school. 41 00:02:10,501 --> 00:02:13,171 She had to go home because a tractor fell on her Uncle clem. 42 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,171 - Is he all right? - Oh, he's fine. 43 00:02:15,211 --> 00:02:17,841 But the tractor's broken so they need her to pull the plow. 44 00:02:17,881 --> 00:02:20,311 Finally her oxlike shoulders will come in handy. 45 00:02:22,381 --> 00:02:26,321 Oh, Maya, I made you a honeydew dream 46 00:02:26,351 --> 00:02:28,921 because today your dreams come True. 47 00:02:30,691 --> 00:02:32,721 I'm gonna dance with a giant rabbit 48 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:35,261 while lady gaga plays the spoons? 49 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:38,861 Not that dream. But wow. 50 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:41,601 I meant the one where you get to go out with me. 51 00:02:41,631 --> 00:02:43,531 - So what do you say? - No. 52 00:02:43,571 --> 00:02:45,871 Great, so I'll pick you up at 8:00? Maybe a little dinner... 53 00:02:45,901 --> 00:02:48,001 - did you say no? - Yes. 54 00:02:48,041 --> 00:02:51,441 - Oh good, that's what I thought you'd say. - Not "yes," "no." 55 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:55,341 I'm kinda getting mixed signals from you. 56 00:02:55,381 --> 00:02:57,781 Look, Zack, I've only been here a day 57 00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,711 and I already know you've hit on every single girl on this ship. 58 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:04,881 Including that mermaid statue in the neptune lounge. 59 00:03:04,921 --> 00:03:09,021 Hey, she came on to me. She was staring at me for like an hour. 60 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:21,531 Uh, come in. 61 00:03:21,561 --> 00:03:23,971 Hey, man, how you doing? 62 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:25,701 Dante? 63 00:03:25,731 --> 00:03:29,041 Whoa, nice place. I brought you some pastries. 64 00:03:29,071 --> 00:03:32,211 These are free from the buffet. 65 00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:35,271 But I wrapped them for you. 66 00:03:35,311 --> 00:03:37,311 What are you doing here? 67 00:03:37,341 --> 00:03:40,781 Remember when we met in Paris and you said we should work together someday? 68 00:03:40,811 --> 00:03:44,581 Guess what? According to the calendar, it's someday! 69 00:03:44,621 --> 00:03:47,151 According to me, you're headed out the doorway. 70 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:49,251 But wait wait wait wait. 71 00:03:49,291 --> 00:03:53,791 I've giving you the chance to produce my new album. 72 00:03:53,821 --> 00:03:55,621 Why would I want to produce you? 73 00:03:55,661 --> 00:03:58,291 I'm already sorry your parents produced you. 74 00:03:58,331 --> 00:04:01,331 Look, I still have my career ahead of me 75 00:04:01,361 --> 00:04:03,631 and there's room for you on my coattails. 76 00:04:03,671 --> 00:04:06,171 I don't need you or your coattails. 77 00:04:06,201 --> 00:04:09,411 Oh yeah, big talk from a guy working as a maid. 78 00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:11,811 I happen to be cleaning my gold record. 79 00:04:11,841 --> 00:04:14,511 Now why don't you go back to your cabin and leave me alone? 80 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:16,751 Uh, okay, here's the thing: 81 00:04:16,781 --> 00:04:19,481 I don't exactly have a cabin. 82 00:04:19,521 --> 00:04:22,621 - Every passenger has a cabin. - Yeah. 83 00:04:22,651 --> 00:04:26,591 I'm not exactly a passenger. 84 00:04:26,621 --> 00:04:29,361 Then how exactly did you get on board? 85 00:04:30,491 --> 00:04:31,791 A rope. 86 00:04:31,831 --> 00:04:34,191 Zack. 87 00:04:36,131 --> 00:04:38,461 What is this? 88 00:04:38,501 --> 00:04:41,171 Dental floss for a giant? 89 00:04:42,671 --> 00:04:45,101 Very funny. What I want to know 90 00:04:45,141 --> 00:04:48,671 is why I found it hooked to a deck rail. 91 00:04:48,711 --> 00:04:50,511 How should I know? 92 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,111 Because the last time I found a rope hanging over the ship, 93 00:04:53,141 --> 00:04:55,641 Cody's leg was attached to the other end! 94 00:04:55,681 --> 00:04:57,211 No, this isn't my work. 95 00:04:57,251 --> 00:04:59,781 Maybe somebody used it to sneak onto the ship. 96 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,881 A stowaway? Impossible! 97 00:05:01,921 --> 00:05:05,391 This ship is equipped with the finest security system money can buy. 98 00:05:05,421 --> 00:05:08,691 - You mean Kirby? - Oh dear. 99 00:05:11,161 --> 00:05:13,291 Ow ow ow! 100 00:05:13,331 --> 00:05:14,991 What are you doing? 101 00:05:15,031 --> 00:05:17,661 Trying to condition myself to stop thinking of Bailey. 102 00:05:17,701 --> 00:05:19,531 Ow! 103 00:05:19,561 --> 00:05:22,231 She's not even on the ship. Out of sight, out of mind. 104 00:05:22,271 --> 00:05:25,531 I wish. But instead I'm just thinking about her more... 105 00:05:25,571 --> 00:05:28,901 Back in kettlecorn in the barn with her old boyfriend moose. 106 00:05:28,941 --> 00:05:31,241 He's probably helping her fix that tractor... 107 00:05:31,271 --> 00:05:34,011 Gently guiding her hand as she works the wrench. 108 00:05:34,041 --> 00:05:36,211 Maybe there's a smear of tractor grease 109 00:05:36,241 --> 00:05:38,711 on her forehead and he says, "lemme get dat." 110 00:05:40,411 --> 00:05:43,051 He pulls out his bandanna and gently wipes her face. 111 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:46,251 Their eyes meet and next thing you know, they're getting cozy under the shelf 112 00:05:46,281 --> 00:05:48,751 where they keep the locust poison. Oh goodness! Ow ow! 113 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:51,491 Okay, enough. 114 00:05:51,531 --> 00:05:53,561 I've got a real problem. 115 00:05:53,591 --> 00:05:55,491 Maya won't date me. 116 00:05:55,531 --> 00:05:59,101 What do you care? You always say girls are like socks. 117 00:05:59,131 --> 00:06:01,671 They're basically all the same, so if you lose one 118 00:06:01,701 --> 00:06:05,441 in the laundry room, you can just steal someone else's. 119 00:06:05,471 --> 00:06:08,241 I know! There's just something different about this sock. 120 00:06:08,281 --> 00:06:11,741 It's just so soft and smells so nice 121 00:06:11,781 --> 00:06:13,911 and I just want to hug it and kiss it. 122 00:06:13,951 --> 00:06:17,421 Are we still talking about a sock? 123 00:06:17,451 --> 00:06:19,721 I don't know what's happening, man. 124 00:06:19,751 --> 00:06:23,291 You're in love! 125 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:26,791 - Zacky loves Maya! - Hey! 126 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,361 I do not! Love is a very strong word 127 00:06:29,391 --> 00:06:32,131 reserved for the special things in life, like... 128 00:06:32,161 --> 00:06:34,401 Like the Red Sox and deep-dish pizza, 129 00:06:34,431 --> 00:06:36,161 and zombie slayer 4. 130 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,801 You can't walk on the beach with zombie slayer 4. 131 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,241 You can with a handheld. 132 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:48,471 Look, if you really want to date Maya, you should use my six-month plan. 133 00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:50,441 It worked with Bailey. 134 00:06:50,481 --> 00:06:52,881 Ow. 135 00:06:52,911 --> 00:06:56,251 I don't know, man. Maybe Maya's just too much work. 136 00:07:00,851 --> 00:07:03,051 And there are plenty of other fish in the sea. 137 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,291 Please, li'l, I wanna stay and work with you. 138 00:07:09,321 --> 00:07:12,721 You're my idol. I wrote my first song in a li'l little notebook 139 00:07:12,761 --> 00:07:14,431 with this li'l little pen. 140 00:07:14,461 --> 00:07:16,731 Didn't you get the recall notice? 141 00:07:16,761 --> 00:07:19,261 These pens have a li'l little problem with the Springs. 142 00:07:19,301 --> 00:07:21,231 I know. 143 00:07:24,641 --> 00:07:27,941 It took out my granny's good eye on Christmas morning. 144 00:07:27,971 --> 00:07:30,671 And you didn't send it back?! 145 00:07:30,711 --> 00:07:33,011 No! That's how much of a fan I am. 146 00:07:33,041 --> 00:07:36,081 And nothing's going to make me move from your side. 147 00:07:36,111 --> 00:07:38,211 - Marcus? - ♪ Uh-oh! ♪ 148 00:07:42,691 --> 00:07:45,921 we're looking for a stowaway. Have you seen anything suspicious? 149 00:07:45,951 --> 00:07:48,221 Well, um um um... 150 00:07:51,831 --> 00:07:54,831 Mrs. pepperman hasn't lost a bingo game in months. 151 00:07:54,861 --> 00:07:57,961 I think she's got something going on with the caller. 152 00:07:58,001 --> 00:08:01,571 I'm the caller! 153 00:08:02,871 --> 00:08:05,671 I hope you two are very happy together. 154 00:08:05,711 --> 00:08:09,011 - Thanks for coming by. - Aww, someone must be helping this person. 155 00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:12,311 And when I find out who, I will throw them in the brig! 156 00:08:12,341 --> 00:08:15,311 Is that a li'l little pen you have there? 157 00:08:15,351 --> 00:08:17,281 You know, I've always wanted one 158 00:08:17,311 --> 00:08:19,981 but for some reason they stopped selling them. 159 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,781 - It's all yours. - Oh! 160 00:08:21,821 --> 00:08:24,881 Really? You'd just give it to me? 161 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:28,221 I'll keep it in my li'l little lunchbox. 162 00:08:42,101 --> 00:08:45,641 So, Gina, thanks for agreeing to go out with me at the last minute. 163 00:08:45,671 --> 00:08:48,471 How could I say no? You blast off at 0600 164 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:51,311 to destroy that asteroid and save the world. 165 00:08:53,011 --> 00:08:55,511 Yes yes, I do. 166 00:08:55,551 --> 00:08:57,651 By the way, you're welcome. 167 00:08:57,681 --> 00:09:00,051 I can't believe 168 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,151 I'm holding hands with an astronaut. 169 00:09:03,191 --> 00:09:06,821 Here you go, commander. 170 00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:08,961 Commander? I thought your name was Zack. 171 00:09:11,031 --> 00:09:14,361 Can she read the menu or should I get the one with the pictures? 172 00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:17,101 Oh, come on. Those are only for kids. 173 00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:20,731 Stupid connect the dots! Where the heck is two? 174 00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:25,041 Zack, when you're standing on that asteroid, 175 00:09:25,071 --> 00:09:29,241 the wind blowing through your hair as you hurtle toward earth, 176 00:09:29,271 --> 00:09:32,811 remember, I'll be here waiting to "cuggle 177 00:09:33,881 --> 00:09:36,711 what? 178 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:41,021 I made that word up. It's a combination of cuddle and snuggle! 179 00:09:41,051 --> 00:09:43,351 Oh, you are so adorable. 180 00:09:43,391 --> 00:09:46,891 Oooh, what's that a combination of? 181 00:09:46,921 --> 00:09:49,691 Nothing. That's an actual English word. 182 00:09:49,731 --> 00:09:52,831 Ooh. I only speak American. 183 00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:59,871 Here are some extra crayons for your menu. 184 00:09:59,901 --> 00:10:01,931 Please don't eat them. 185 00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:10,741 Why are you staring at the waitress?! 186 00:10:10,771 --> 00:10:12,481 Heh, I'm not! 187 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:14,741 You are the only girl I see. 188 00:10:16,281 --> 00:10:18,811 Is something wrong? 189 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,621 No. 190 00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:23,221 For a minute, you just looked like... 191 00:10:23,251 --> 00:10:25,151 Never mind. 192 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,921 Like who? 193 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:31,661 Oh, I found two! Yay me! 194 00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:35,301 Stupid three! 195 00:10:53,381 --> 00:10:56,981 I can't believe this. I think I'm falling in love. 196 00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,421 Really? Me too! 197 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,191 Can we get married on the sun? 198 00:11:02,221 --> 00:11:05,861 We can do it at night so it won't be too hot. 199 00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:08,461 I'm not talking about you. I meant her! 200 00:11:09,691 --> 00:11:13,101 What? You're revolting! 201 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,801 That's gross and revolting. 202 00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:32,321 Psst, Marcus! 203 00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:34,851 Who said that? 204 00:11:34,891 --> 00:11:37,361 Down here. 205 00:11:37,391 --> 00:11:40,691 I think this fish is undercooked. 206 00:11:40,731 --> 00:11:43,531 - I need your help. - It's too late for that. 207 00:11:43,561 --> 00:11:46,101 Half of you is already on that lady's bagel. 208 00:11:46,131 --> 00:11:48,661 It's me... Dante! 209 00:11:48,701 --> 00:11:51,731 What are you doing down there? I told you to stay in the cabin. 210 00:11:51,771 --> 00:11:55,271 It's boring in there. But I got a great idea for my new song. 211 00:11:55,301 --> 00:11:58,741 It's called "I'm starving, now pass me a scone." 212 00:11:58,771 --> 00:12:01,211 Marcus! 213 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:04,381 Hey, Mr. Moseby! 214 00:12:04,411 --> 00:12:06,381 I am so sorry abt your eye. 215 00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:12,621 It's not your fault. You didn't make the pen, you just endorsed it... 216 00:12:12,651 --> 00:12:15,791 Without actually checking the product. 217 00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:18,591 Anyway, the doc said I will be fine, but for now 218 00:12:18,621 --> 00:12:20,891 I cannot see anything on my left side. 219 00:12:23,461 --> 00:12:26,591 And we still can't find this stowaway. If you see anything, 220 00:12:26,631 --> 00:12:28,631 - let me know. - I'll keep an eye out. 221 00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:31,461 Sorry, bad choice of words. 222 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,281 Hey, Maya. 223 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:47,241 Ouldn't you be duct-taping 224 00:12:47,281 --> 00:12:50,411 a nuke to an asteroid right about now? 225 00:12:50,451 --> 00:12:52,911 No, I did that before lunch. 226 00:12:52,951 --> 00:12:55,881 And you're wcome. 227 00:12:55,921 --> 00:12:59,551 Hey, listen, I think you have the wrong idea about me being a player. 228 00:12:59,591 --> 00:13:01,721 Truth is I'm actually a great guy. 229 00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:07,431 - Just ask anyone. - Rehearsed ) Oh, there you are, zacky-poo. 230 00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:10,631 I just wanted to say 231 00:13:10,661 --> 00:13:14,271 that you were the best boyfriend I ever had. 232 00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:18,141 So respectful, loving, sweet, 233 00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:21,171 and very non-playerish. 234 00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:23,741 Oh, why, thank you, london. 235 00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:26,511 What an unexpected yet entirely accurate compliment. 236 00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:30,611 Really? You... you two dated? 237 00:13:30,651 --> 00:13:32,811 We sure did. 238 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,451 That's so weird! 239 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,651 Because the other day when I asked you about him 240 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,521 you said, and I quote, "yuck!" 241 00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:43,691 You asked about me? 242 00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:47,131 Well, when I first met you I admit I thought you were kinda cut 243 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:50,631 you thought I was cute. 244 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,531 Wa a second. 245 00:13:54,571 --> 00:13:58,471 Did you just call my man cute? 246 00:13:58,511 --> 00:14:01,011 - London. - Are you tryig to move in on him? 247 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,181 - London! - Honey, 248 00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:05,541 hold my earrings. I'm about to throw down. 249 00:14:05,581 --> 00:14:07,781 - London, stop stop! - No no no! 250 00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:13,521 - It's that I'd make a great boyfend. - Let go of me, you jerk! 251 00:14:13,551 --> 00:14:16,991 I don't know why I ever dated you! You're so controlling. 252 00:14:24,521 --> 00:14:27,021 All right, six-month plan. Six-month plan... 253 00:14:27,061 --> 00:14:29,221 Hey, five bucks. 254 00:14:33,501 --> 00:14:35,501 Oh, Cody, Cody, Cody. 255 00:14:35,531 --> 00:14:38,801 Like I don't know the combination is mom's birthday. 256 00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:53,241 Hey, mom! Yeah yeah, I miss you too. 257 00:14:53,281 --> 00:14:57,151 Hey, quick question: When's your birthday again? 258 00:14:57,181 --> 00:14:58,751 Oh... 259 00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:01,151 Well, then Happy Birthday. 260 00:15:01,181 --> 00:15:04,091 By the way, whatever Cody sent you, it's from the two of us. 261 00:15:04,121 --> 00:15:06,221 Yeah yeah yeah, can't talk now. Goodbye. 262 00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:18,601 Wow, this kid's got issues. 263 00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:20,701 Here it is. 264 00:15:22,941 --> 00:15:24,841 "Month one: 265 00:15:24,871 --> 00:15:27,971 Admire her from afar"? Lame! 266 00:15:29,611 --> 00:15:31,211 "Month two: 267 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:34,211 Admire her from slightly ss afar"? 268 00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,051 More lame. 269 00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:41,921 Oh, this might work. 270 00:15:43,621 --> 00:15:47,361 And he'll never know. 271 00:15:47,391 --> 00:15:49,931 Please! I don't want to get off the ship. 272 00:15:49,961 --> 00:15:53,601 You should just be grateful I waited until we were docked. 273 00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:58,801 Goodbye and enjoy your day ashore. 274 00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:01,231 Uh-oh, Mr. Moseby's Manning the gangplank. 275 00:16:01,271 --> 00:16:03,601 He'll never let a little kid leave the ship alone. 276 00:16:03,641 --> 00:16:06,111 Well, guess I'm staying. Let's hit thwaterslide. 277 00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:08,041 No, how about you slide back here? 278 00:16:09,441 --> 00:16:11,111 Now look, you can't leave alone, 279 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:13,711 but you can leave with parents. 280 00:16:13,751 --> 00:16:15,951 All right now, come on there, Sonny. 281 00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:17,921 We want to get to the museum of, uh... 282 00:16:17,951 --> 00:16:19,721 Old things. 283 00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:22,291 I don't want to go to a stupid museum. 284 00:16:22,321 --> 00:16:24,251 I want to stay on the ship. 285 00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,761 Look, I don't care what you want. 286 00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:29,091 If my baby doesn't want to go, 287 00:16:29,131 --> 00:16:32,561 - he doesn't have to go. - Honey, we're leaving! 288 00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:35,061 - Mom! - Boy, you keep crying, 289 00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:36,971 I'll give you something to cry about. 290 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:39,901 You are not the man I married. 291 00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:41,841 My friends were right about you all along. 292 00:16:41,871 --> 00:16:46,011 - What are you doing? - Yes, I'm curious about that too. 293 00:16:47,711 --> 00:16:50,741 Hmm-hmm. And this, I presume, is the stowaway! 294 00:16:50,781 --> 00:16:52,651 Ha! 295 00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,611 Care to explain? 296 00:16:55,651 --> 00:16:58,021 Well, we were supposed to be having a lovely family vacation, 297 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,621 but when my husband doesn't get his way, he goes right to the screaming and the yelling. 298 00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:03,691 Forget it, london, we're done. 299 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,121 Oh, we've been done for a long time! 300 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,431 Surprise! 301 00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:15,861 Welcome to the kettlecorn mulch festival. 302 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:20,541 - What's mulch? - I have no idea. 303 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,871 You're about to be crowned the queen of the corn. 304 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,141 Isn't that a horror movie? 305 00:17:27,181 --> 00:17:30,611 No, and you don't look very happy. 306 00:17:30,651 --> 00:17:33,811 Doesn't all this hay remind you of home? 307 00:17:33,851 --> 00:17:37,281 I'm from New York. The only hay you get there is, 308 00:17:37,321 --> 00:17:40,191 "hey, give me your money or I'll break your face... 309 00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:42,651 And thanks for shopping with us!" 310 00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:46,491 Then fuhgeddaboutit! 311 00:17:46,521 --> 00:17:49,131 Come on, Bob for a cob. 312 00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:59,171 You know what else we say in New York? 313 00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:01,231 Huh? 314 00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:05,371 That's gonna put a damper on my do-si-do. 315 00:18:07,941 --> 00:18:09,471 Hey. 316 00:18:09,511 --> 00:18:11,171 Hay... 317 00:18:13,111 --> 00:18:16,581 Corn bobbing? Mulch festival? 318 00:18:16,611 --> 00:18:19,381 You're using my six-month plan. 319 00:18:20,951 --> 00:18:23,991 Guess you don't think it's so stupid after all. 320 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,191 Yes, I do. 321 00:18:28,061 --> 00:18:30,361 You tore my six-month plan?! 322 00:18:30,391 --> 00:18:34,701 B-but I bound it myself in genuine Italian leather. 323 00:18:34,731 --> 00:18:36,901 And love. 324 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,541 Why are you mad? 325 00:18:39,571 --> 00:18:42,871 I'm the victim here. Your stupid plan backfired. 326 00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:45,941 Because it was designed specifically for Bailey. 327 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,051 You can't just use it on someone else. Every girl is different. 328 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:55,551 That would have been a good thing to put in the forward. 329 00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:58,881 It was there. You just didn't bother to read it. 330 00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:02,921 Look, if you want to be Maya's boyfriend, 331 00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:05,621 why don't you start by being her friend first? 332 00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,361 Boring. 333 00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:09,731 Plus that sounds like a lot of work. 334 00:19:09,761 --> 00:19:12,461 It is, but... 335 00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:15,261 That's how you find the love of your life. 336 00:19:15,301 --> 00:19:17,271 Only to have her rip your heart out 337 00:19:17,301 --> 00:19:20,271 and toss it off the eiffel tower like a wheel of moldy brie. 338 00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:21,641 Ow ow! 339 00:19:23,341 --> 00:19:24,941 Okay. 340 00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:27,641 So if I try this friends thing, 341 00:19:27,681 --> 00:19:29,711 when do I get to kiss her? 342 00:19:29,741 --> 00:19:31,811 Month six. 343 00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:37,151 Six months?! How do I spend six months 344 00:19:37,181 --> 00:19:39,051 with Maya and not make a move? 345 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:42,291 Here. Every time you think about how pretty she is 346 00:19:42,321 --> 00:19:45,291 as opposed to what she's saying, give yourself a little snap. 347 00:19:45,321 --> 00:19:49,161 All right. Can I have one without blood on it? 348 00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:57,571 Please let Dante stay. A little boy needs his mother. 349 00:19:57,601 --> 00:20:01,271 I wish I could help, but I just can't turn a blind eye. 350 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,241 Don't say it! 351 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,841 Passengers pay a lot of money to ride this ship 352 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:08,811 and I can't let you ride for free. 353 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,681 Okay, but maybe 354 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:13,281 I could earn my way. I could perform on the ship. 355 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:16,621 That's my boy! Like an angel he sings. 356 00:20:16,651 --> 00:20:20,351 Hearing him almost makes me forget about the 32 hours of agonizing labor. 357 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,121 What do you say, Mr. Moseby? Can I stay? 358 00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:26,091 We are short an entertainer 359 00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:29,361 since our knife juggler had that mishap on-stage. 360 00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:31,131 You know, to his credit, 361 00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:33,961 he worked his severed hand right into the grand finale. 362 00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:37,131 Look, but you can't work on board without your parents' approval. 363 00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:39,831 Why don't you give my dad a call right now to discuss it? 364 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,801 Here's his number. 365 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,771 Oh, all right. I guess I could give him a call. 366 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,311 - Yeah, you could. - You really think your dad'll be cool with this? 367 00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:51,181 I think so. 368 00:20:51,211 --> 00:20:54,251 Oh, now remember, your name is Reggie. 369 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,321 Maya... 370 00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,791 Can I talk to you for a second? 371 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,391 Depends. Are you gonna hit me with a corny pickup line 372 00:21:08,431 --> 00:21:10,531 or actual corn? 373 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,571 Neither. Sorry about that, by the way. 374 00:21:13,601 --> 00:21:16,401 Okay, look, 375 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,501 I admit in the past I was a player, 376 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:21,471 maybe even the most valuable player... 377 00:21:21,511 --> 00:21:24,341 Ahem. But that's over. 378 00:21:24,381 --> 00:21:26,811 - Really? - Really. 379 00:21:26,841 --> 00:21:29,511 So you'd be willing to just be friends? 380 00:21:29,551 --> 00:21:32,381 Sure... buddy. 381 00:21:32,411 --> 00:21:35,651 How about we head over to the sports lounge and watch the sox-yankee game? 382 00:21:35,681 --> 00:21:38,221 Okay. But try anything 383 00:21:38,251 --> 00:21:41,051 and the Red Sox won't be the only ones striking out. 384 00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:45,391 I'm okay with that. 385 00:21:48,131 --> 00:21:49,861 Ow ow. 386 00:21:58,181 --> 00:22:00,451 There. 387 00:22:00,491 --> 00:22:03,191 Good as new. 388 00:22:04,621 --> 00:22:06,961 Cody, Maya's gonna give me another chance. 389 00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:08,921 You were so right! Who knew 390 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,891 this getting-to-know-a-girl thing would actually work? 391 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,231 I did! 392 00:22:14,261 --> 00:22:16,561 - That's why it's in the plan. - Yeah yeah yeah. 393 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:20,101 - Speaking of which, I need the next part. - No no no! 394 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:21,331 Thanks, bro. 395 00:22:21,531 --> 00:22:22,731 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Addic7ed.com 396 00:22:22,781 --> 00:22:27,331 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30068

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