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Attention, dudes and dudettes,
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I have a most excellent
announcement.
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This Friday we're gonna
celebrate the '8os!
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Oooh, Happy Birthday,
miss tutweiller!
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I meant the 198os
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When I was your age and had
so many hopes and dreams.
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Anyway, we're gonna have a dance.
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And I have already got
all the decorations.
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- Where'd you dig up all that junk?
- From my bedroom.
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Now I need three volunteers to
sign up for the dance committee.
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Ah, the sign-up sheet is all
filled out, miss tutweiller.
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- Oh.
- Hehe.
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- -
- Oh, Woody!
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Uh-huh. Huh?
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I can't believe you
signed up for grindage,
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Mondo decor and Ralph patrol.
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In English, please.
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Oh, food, decorations and clean up.
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The '8os just made it
to kettlecorn last year.
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So did the Internet.
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So, Cody, since you're not going
to the dance this weekend,
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I need you to write up my history paper.
It's on Julius Caesar salad.
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First of all, Julius
Caesar was a Roman emperor,
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Not a leafy side dish.
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And second,
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What makes you think I'm
not going to the dance?
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You can't exactly show up
solo after your breakup.
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And it's not like girls are
beating down your door...
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Unless they're on the
inside trying to escape.
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Look, I know I'm a little
out of dating practice,
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But once girls know I'm available,
they'll be lining up.
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Yeah, they'll swarm you
like bears to honey.
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The phrase is bees to honey.
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Right, but I'm picturing the
kind of girl you'll attract:
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Big, hairy and eats
out of garbage cans.
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Are you guys talking about me?
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Ugh, this dance is gonna
be With a capital...
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Don't help me here.
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I think it might be kind of fun.
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Whatever. Anyways,
while you're home alone that night
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I need you to write my paper
on Julius Caesar's palace.
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Julius Caesar was a Roman
emperor, not a casino.
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And actually I was planning on
going to the dance.
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By yourself? After a breakup?
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That doesn't spell
loser with a capital...
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Okay, help me here.
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What makes you think
I'm going alone?
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You scraped the bottom
of the barrel with Cody.
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I mean, the only thing
left is the actual barrel.
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I can so get a date!
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Back in kettlecorn I had
many gentlemen callers.
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Were they calling you
to fix their tractor?
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Maybe.
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I hereby call this first meeting
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Of the flashback to the '8os
dance committee to order.
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First item of business, roll call.
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Woody fink.
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Here.
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I'm the only one here.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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The chair recognizes Mr. Moseby.
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I'm afraid the sky deck has been
double-booked for this Friday.
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You'll have to
reschedule your dance.
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I can't! We've already
handed out flyers.
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And besides, you can't
just barge in here
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And tell me to cancel my party.
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I didn't barge. I was recognized.
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Point taken.
But under no circumstances
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Will I disappoint my students.
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They are already
bursting with excitement.
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Sold!
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The other event happens
to be my renaissance dance
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For the teenage passengers-
who are genuinely thrilled.
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Yes, I'm sure.
Nothing says "let's party"
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Like beheadings, pestilence,
Bubonic plague... whoo-hoo!
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That will scare away less people
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Than your "spinsters just
wanna have fun" look.
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Oh, I doubt that!
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Just change your date! - And
lose my deposit on the minstrels?
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- I thinketh not.
- I don't care what you thinketh.
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Well, I thinketh you
stinketh! - Come on.
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- -
- Come on!
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There's gotta be a compromise here.
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Why not just share the sky deck?
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All right.
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Fine!
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm late for a mutton tasting.
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- What's mutton?
- Tough old sheep meat.
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I'm there.
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Hey there.
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I notice you're drinking
a pomegranate punch.
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Did you know that the
rind of the pomegranate
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Is often used as a
remedy for diarrhea,
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Dysentery and other
intestinal parasites?
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Are you going to get a
pad to write that down?
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Now if you turn to page 14,
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You'll see that I'm a
great conversationalist...
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In over six languages, including the
khoisan clicking language of Namibia.
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Oh-hhh, wow.
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What a...
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I can't wait for this
dance to be over.
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Miss tutweiller saved everything
she ever owned from the '8os
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Including her old leg warmers.
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Wow, someone had cankles.
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So you got a date
for the dance yet?
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Oh... Well,
of course I've got a date.
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It was hard to pick just one,
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But sometimes you've got to break
a few hearts to make an omelet.
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...That tastes like hearts.
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So who are you taking?
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Oh, you don't know her,
but she is just fantastic.
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Really? What's she like?
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Uh, well, uh...
What isn't she like? She...
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Has got hair that, uh, flows...
Right out of her head.
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And, um, eyes.
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Two of them.
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Right above her nose.
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Just the way I like them.
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Well, I have a great
date for the dance too.
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Yeah, he's got shoulders...
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Right near his neck.
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And a chin!
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I mean, right below his mouth,
Just where you want it to be.
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Wow.
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Both your dates sound so...
Anatomically correct.
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I look forward to meeting her.
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And me he.
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So then I told her I had a date... a
good one too, with hair and everything.
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- But I lied.
- You're going with a bald girl?!
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If only. Ugh. I got nothing.
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Ah, then it's your lucky day
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For I have a bevy of
babes on speed dial.
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Now let's see... tall blondes,
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Bodacious brunettes,
spunky redheads.
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Ah, here we go... pity dates.
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No, I need someone great.
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Bailey's going to show
up to the dance with this
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Hunky jock of a guy with
shoulders right below his neck,
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And I'm striking out.
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Because you're swinging too hard.
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Girls can smell
insecurity a mile away.
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And you reek of desperation and...
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Baby powder?
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I have prickly heat.
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Okay, yo diaper rash aside,
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Your bigger problem
is you're too nice.
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You have to act like me. Girls love the
whole bad-boy thing I've got going on.
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Well, maybe that works for you,
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But I choose to believe
girls respond to charm
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And sensitivity and, well,
Someone who's not afraid to cry.
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You really are the
sister I never wanted.
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So I told Cody I d a date...
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A great one,
with a chin and everything.
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I'll look like a total loser
if I don't show up with a hunk.
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- Hunk of what?
- Guy.
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Why can't I get one to ask me out?
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Cause you scare them away
with your smarticles.
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I know this may be hard to believe,
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But sometimes I act
dumb to get a guy.
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No-ooo.
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Oh, I haven't felt
this nostalgic since
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The '8os movie marathon
in my cabin Friday night.
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Oh, sorry I missed it.
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But I heard your cats
gave it 40 cws up.
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Hello!
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Hello hello hello...
I love doing that!
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Hey, I thought we said we were
going to share the sky deck.
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Oh, we did! And I saved a
cozy little spot for you
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Back under the staircase.
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We'll just see about that.
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Hey, easy!
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I had that flown in
from tipton castle.
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It was for king Arthur's
knights of the round table.
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It was for the kids' table.
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Why do you care so much about
your druids and demons dorkdom?
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Who cares that none of
those stuck up girls
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Would go to the dance with us?!
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This is way cooler.
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[ Sobs ] who am I kidding?
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I'm gointo spend the rest of my life
stuck in a basement with you losers!
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I just do, okay?!
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I mean, why do you care so much about
your moldy oldie '8os throwback?
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Wait, what do you mean you're
not taking me to the dance?
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But... but you promised, And I
told everybody I had a date!
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You're the worst cousin ever!
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I'm not sitting next
to you at Thanksgiving!
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No, I do not eat all the stuffing!
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None of your bees-wacks.
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Uh, beeswax!
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Oh, just take the stuff down
so I can start decorating.
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- Over my dead body.
- That can be arranged!
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[ Shrieks ]
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Freedo Where's the beef?
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Yah!
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Stop it! You're both
acting like spoiled brats.
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- Are not!
- She started it!
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- He said he was gonna share.
- That's it!
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00:12:07,772 --> 00:12:11,642
New plan... we're gonna split the
sky deck right down the mide.
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Then the kids can decide if they want
to come as creepy medieval nerds,
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Or pathetic '8os geeks.
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Hurtful.
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Okay, sounds like a plan.
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I'll make sure to call you When
I'm the last man on the planet.
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Your loss, weinblatt-comma-suzy.
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Next up, yankovic-comma-cissy.
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What are you doing on my shoulder?
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Trying to get you a date! And get
a little dog poop off my shoe.
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Look, if you blow it
with cissy yankovic,
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The last girl on that
list is Zelda Zzyzx
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And she's got a unibrow that wraps
around her head like a sweatband.
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- You make a good point. - So...
Be me. Be the bad boy.
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00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:09,792
Don't ask cissy out,
tell her you're going out.
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Okay, you're right.
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Hello-oo?
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No, knock on the door like you're
not afraid to break a nail.
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Yo, cissy!
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Cody? - You, me,
the dance tomorrow night.
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- Wear something pretty.
- Um...
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Don't give her a choice. Say
you'll see her at 7:00 then wink.
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See you at 7:00 then wink.
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Don't say wink!
You wink with your eye. Wink!
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Is there something in your eye?
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Just an eyeful of
your lusciousness.
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Just an eyeful of
your lusciousness.
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Okay, see you at 7:00.
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Hi, I'm Bailey.
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I was just sitting over there
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Writing my paper on comparative
feminist literature
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And wondering what is it
about our patriarchal society
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That perpetuates the
ridiculous belief
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That the male has to
make the first move.
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Well, you got him to make a move...
In the other direction!
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London, what are you
doing on my shoulder?
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Trying to ignore the fact that
I'm standing on polyester...
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And trying to help you get a date.
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00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:30,852
Okay okay, what do I do?
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Like I told you,
smarten up and act dumb, sister!
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Oooh, there's a cute guy.
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Now bat your eyes
and flip your hair.
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Good good, he noticed you.
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00:14:45,602 --> 00:14:48,262
Now look away and
when you turn back,
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Have a vacant look in your eye.
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I said vacant, not zombie!
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You know, Bailey,
I never really noticed,
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00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:08,382
But when you're not busy bla
h-blah-blahing,
246
00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,252
You're kind of cute.
247
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:13,522
Give him a...
Tee hee hee.
248
00:15:13,552 --> 00:15:15,852
Okay, we'll need to work on that.
249
00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:17,722
You wanna go to the dance tonight?
250
00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:20,922
Quick, flip twice for yes!
251
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,892
Great, see you at 7:00.
252
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,692
- Oh!
- Yay you!
253
00:15:26,732 --> 00:15:30,432
Yay! I have a date!
254
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,462
Your "dumb" lessons really worked!
255
00:15:32,502 --> 00:15:34,632
See? You should spend
more time with me
256
00:15:34,662 --> 00:15:37,772
And less with whoever's been
giving you the "ugly" lessons.
257
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,432
Cool knight outfit.
258
00:15:51,462 --> 00:15:53,432
Well, technically I'm a paladin.
259
00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:56,462
While a knight was any member of the
warrior class in medieval Europe,
260
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A paladin had a
more spiritual side,
261
00:15:58,802 --> 00:16:01,122
Combining undying faith with...
262
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:05,772
I think I bit my tongue.
263
00:16:05,812 --> 00:16:08,612
Oh, man up. By some
miracle you got a date.
264
00:16:08,642 --> 00:16:11,382
Now don't go messing it up
with your nicey-nice routine.
265
00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:15,612
- Hey, Zack.
- Hey, can't touch this.
266
00:16:18,652 --> 00:16:21,122
Hey, Woody. Looks like you
have two personalities,
267
00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:23,952
As opposed to your usual zero.
268
00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:26,622
Do you really want to hurt me?
269
00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:28,162
Yes.
270
00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:33,762
- Ooh, my knight in shining armor.
- Actually he's a paladin.
271
00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:36,532
You can tell by the insignia
from charlemagne's court.
272
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,332
Huh?
273
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:42,032
I mean tee hee hee, shiny hat!
274
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:46,102
Cody, I want you to meet Josh.
275
00:16:46,142 --> 00:16:48,472
- Hey, Cody.
- Oh wow.
276
00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:51,172
That is quite a
squeeze you got there.
277
00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:53,482
Thanks. Your date's
not half bad either.
278
00:16:55,342 --> 00:16:57,212
I'm gonna go put in a song request.
279
00:16:59,182 --> 00:17:01,352
- I'm Bailey.
- I'm cissy.
280
00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:04,392
- Nice to meet you.
- Meow! Catfight.
281
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,392
Come on, bail. Let's go be
"maniacs" on the dance floor.
282
00:17:13,092 --> 00:17:15,362
Cody, do you and Bailey
have something going on?
283
00:17:15,392 --> 00:17:20,032
Whoa, look out, static...
Someone's getting awful clingy.
284
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:26,902
Whew whew whew.
Hey, guys, Let's get physical. Whew whew.
285
00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:28,912
Eww eww, not with you!
286
00:17:36,112 --> 00:17:37,982
Emma.
287
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:39,882
You look enchanting.
288
00:17:39,912 --> 00:17:42,552
Oh, thank you, marion.
289
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:45,152
And you look thrilling.
290
00:17:45,182 --> 00:17:47,222
Why, thank you.
291
00:17:47,252 --> 00:17:50,692
I guess we both came to
the same realization.
292
00:17:50,722 --> 00:17:52,562
Yeah, Woody was right.
293
00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:54,662
We were being childish.
294
00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:56,992
I just started thinking
about why this '8os dance
295
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,592
Would be so important to you.
Maybe you're trying to make up
296
00:17:59,632 --> 00:18:01,762
For those lonely teenage
years, you know,
297
00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:05,232
Eating donuts with one hand and
popping pimples with the other.
298
00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:07,602
Hardly.
299
00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:10,772
Did you call my cousin?
300
00:18:10,812 --> 00:18:14,172
- No, why?
- Oh, never mind.
301
00:18:14,212 --> 00:18:16,612
And I started wondering
if this renaissance dance
302
00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:19,582
Was important to you because
you spent your teenage years
303
00:18:19,612 --> 00:18:23,022
Stuck in a basement with the neighborhood
nerds playing druids and demons.
304
00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:25,382
Hardly.
305
00:18:25,422 --> 00:18:27,792
Did you call mother?
306
00:18:27,822 --> 00:18:29,852
Look at Cody,
307
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,422
He's not caring about what his
date is saying or thinking.
308
00:18:32,462 --> 00:18:34,622
He is completely insensitive.
309
00:18:34,662 --> 00:18:36,892
It makes me so proud.
310
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:39,232
I know. And look at Bailey,
311
00:18:39,262 --> 00:18:42,032
Acting like she doesn't have
a thought in her head.
312
00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:44,102
- Hey, Zelda.
- Hey.
313
00:18:44,132 --> 00:18:49,102
How dare you steal my look!?
And your headband is too low.
314
00:18:51,812 --> 00:18:56,282
Okay, dudes and dudettes,
Knights and fair maidens,
315
00:18:56,312 --> 00:19:01,782
Just a reminder, sir mixmaster
Woody Is now taking requests.
316
00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:04,922
Woody, I think that
Emma would appreciate it
317
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:06,922
If you played some
gems from the '8os.
318
00:19:06,952 --> 00:19:09,122
Oh, that's sweet, marion,
319
00:19:09,162 --> 00:19:12,662
But for you, I suggest we
keep it light and lutey.
320
00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,832
No for you, I insist.
321
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,762
- '8os pop.
- No!
322
00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:19,562
But you'd prefer renaissance!
323
00:19:19,602 --> 00:19:23,572
And it begins anew.
324
00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:32,742
So I'm thinking about trying
out for the school play.
325
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,682
Whoa, easy there, chatty Cathy.
326
00:19:35,712 --> 00:19:38,452
I don't remember asking
for your life story.
327
00:19:58,302 --> 00:19:59,862
Is it a party, people?
328
00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:02,172
We're going to take a little break.
329
00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:06,542
So much for the dancing.
330
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,672
Oh good. Now why don't you
go to the ladies' room,
331
00:20:08,712 --> 00:20:15,682
And fix... that situation, And
then we'll have a little p.D.A.?
332
00:20:15,712 --> 00:20:19,352
Okay, that's it!
At first I thought you were cool,
333
00:20:19,382 --> 00:20:21,922
But you're a bigger
jerk than your brother.
334
00:20:25,222 --> 00:20:27,392
So what do you think
of my campaign speech?
335
00:20:27,422 --> 00:20:29,792
- Tee hee hee!
- What is with you?
336
00:20:29,822 --> 00:20:32,122
You can't even carry
on a conversation.
337
00:20:32,162 --> 00:20:34,562
It's just tee hee hee, tee hee hee.
338
00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:36,722
You're even dumber than london.
339
00:20:38,492 --> 00:20:40,632
Hey, I heard that!
340
00:20:40,662 --> 00:20:44,702
Okay, let's travel through time
and unite on the dance floor
341
00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:47,732
To this funky mas
h-up of a true classic!
342
00:20:51,872 --> 00:20:54,172
Well, seems as if Woody
has found us a compromise.
343
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,882
So he has. You care
to dance, marion?
344
00:20:57,912 --> 00:20:59,512
Oooh, I thought you'd never ask.
345
00:21:05,882 --> 00:21:08,992
- Yeah, I meant with me.
- Oh! Yes yes yes.
346
00:21:15,762 --> 00:21:18,262
Well, at least our
dates are having fun.
347
00:21:18,302 --> 00:21:22,272
Yep, everybody's dancing except us.
348
00:21:23,732 --> 00:21:25,542
And I do mean everybody.
349
00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:30,772
I hope he doesn't get his
dreads caught in her unibrow.
350
00:21:34,112 --> 00:21:37,012
Well, we could dance.
351
00:21:37,052 --> 00:21:40,252
Uh, you mean-
you mean with each other?
352
00:21:40,282 --> 00:21:43,782
No, alone. Just next to each other.
353
00:21:44,922 --> 00:21:46,892
Well, I guess that would be okay.
354
00:21:53,432 --> 00:21:57,262
All right, time to
slow things down a bit.
355
00:21:57,302 --> 00:22:00,202
So grab that special someone
and pull them close.
356
00:22:00,232 --> 00:22:03,172
Real close... mrrow.
357
00:22:28,822 --> 00:22:31,432
You know, marion,
your outfit reminds me
358
00:22:31,462 --> 00:22:33,762
Of the night I almost
had my first kiss.
359
00:22:33,802 --> 00:22:35,502
Almost? What happened?
360
00:22:35,532 --> 00:22:38,502
Mikey menotti caught me peeking
into his rec room window
361
00:22:38,532 --> 00:22:40,972
And told me to "beat it."
362
00:22:41,002 --> 00:22:43,172
That was Mikey's loss.
363
00:22:43,202 --> 00:22:47,772
I must admit, I've had my share
of high-school humiliations.
364
00:22:47,812 --> 00:22:49,472
- Oh, I'll bet.
- I'm sorry?
365
00:22:49,512 --> 00:22:51,512
I mean go on.
366
00:23:09,392 --> 00:23:12,992
Well, we certainly have
come a long way since then.
367
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