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Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd
come in and check on you.
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Need anything?
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Yeah.
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A better mattress.
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This one has a giant
butt hollow.
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I was talking to Cody.
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All right, come on,
buddy, get up.
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Just because you broke up
with Bailey
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Doesn't mean you can stay in
bed the rest of your life.
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He's gone.
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I was wondering
why the weeping stopped.
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I was worried he cried so much,
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He became dehydrated
and passed out.
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I mean, not worried enough to
get up and check on him, but...
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Well, we are docked
in monte carlo.
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I just hope he's out there
somewhere letting his hair down.
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Brothers, let us induct The
newest member of our circle.
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Welcome, brother Cody.
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And...
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♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪
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♪ come along with me ♪
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♪ and let's head out to see ♪
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♪ what this world has ♪
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♪ for you and for me now ♪
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♪ whichever waythe wind blows ♪
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- ♪ we say... ♪- ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪
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♪ 'cause we're livingthe suite life ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking
the wholeworld round ♪
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♪ and we're livingthe suite life now ♪
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♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪
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♪ let's go! ♪
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- Hey, look. A note from Cody.
- What's it say?
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"dear friends, the pain
of my breakup with Bailey... "
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What are you doing?
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Reading it in Cody's voice.
Nailed it.
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Just give me that.
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"dear friends, the pain"
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Of my breakup with Bailey
is too much to bear,
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So I have sworn off
girls forever
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And gone to live out
the rest of my days
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In a non-religious sanctuary
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"With the brotherhood
of the hooded brothers."
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Are you kidding me?
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You sound nothing like Cody.
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"in order to heal and
focus on higher things,
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I have chosen to give up
all of my earthly possessions."
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Wow.
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I know.
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Think about what this means.
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- Dibs on his laptop!
- I get his clock radio!
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Oh, what is that,
some kind of donkey call?
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Just because you have
donkey teeth
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Doesn't mean you have to
sound like one.
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It's not a donkey call.
It's me being sad.
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Don't tell me
you're not over Cody yet.
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We only broke up 10 hours ago.
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Exactly.
Move on, sister.
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But how? What do you do To get
over a guy who broke your heart?
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Simple... I have daddy's private
army storm into the guy's house
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And rip out his...
I mean, go shopping.
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I can't afford to go shopping.
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Wow, that makes me
want to cry.
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Well, if we're gonna
help you get through this,
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We need to talk to an expert
on failed relationships.
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Hi, miss tutweiller.
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Hi, girls.
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We need your expertise.
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Oh, I'm flattered.
What can I help you with...
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History, geography,
world politics?
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Being dumped.
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Hey, I'll have you know
that right now
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I am in a loving,
committed relationship
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With a wonderful, thoughtful...
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Okay, so much for that.
How can I help you?
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Cody and I broke up last night.
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Oh, Bailey, I'm so sorry.
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You and Cody were
perfect for each other.
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I know, right?
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Oh, breakups are so sad.
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London, why are
you crying?
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Because I'm stuck on a boat
with you people.
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Ah, brother Cody, I see
that you are moved
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By the story of our founder
brother Cornelius
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And his legendary battle
with the phone company.
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No.
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This book is bound with leather,
Which comes from cows,
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Which live on farms, Which of
course reminds me of... Wheat,
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Which makes bread, Which
is used in sandwiches,
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Which sometimes Bailey
eats for lunch
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If she doesn't have
a soup or a salad.
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I miss her so much!
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And let me guess...
The paper reminds you of trees,
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Which have bark,
and Bailey loved puppies.
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She was so special.
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I'll never find another
girl Who loves puppies.
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Brother Cody, you came here
to forget that evil woman.
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Let your mind be cleared
of her Through hard work.
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Let the water you mop away Represent
the tears of your sadness.
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Okay, I'll give it a try.
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Brother Cody, Get your wails out now,
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Because when the bell rings,
Everyone enters a period
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Of complete and utter silence.
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Okay, I understand.
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Right about now would be a good
time for that bell to ring.
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Hey Zack, doesn't Cody's
sweater vest look great on me?
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It looks great on half of you.
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You know, Cody being gone
will affect the grade curve,
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Which could bump me up
from "hopeless"
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To "needs improvement."
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Oh, that reminds me... I have a
book report on "war and peace"
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Due on Monday
and I needed Cody to do it.
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Maybe you should try
writing it yourself.
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You think this is
the sanctuary?
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No.
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I think this ancient stone
building In the middle of nowhere
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Is a bowl-a-rama.
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Greetings, travelers.
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What do you seek?
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A lane for two, please.
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And I'm gonna need
a seven, triple-wide.
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We're here to see Cody Martin.
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I'm afraid brother Cody
is unavailable.
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Hey, wait.
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What?!
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Look, I just need Cody
for a little help
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With a book report
on "war and peace."
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Have you tried reading it?
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Good one, friar yuck.
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Have you seen the size of this thing?
This is a cinder block.
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That Leo toy-story
was a real windbag.
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Well, that may be,
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But I'm afraid that only
members of the brotherhood
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Are admitted inside
the sanctuary walls.
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Well, and of course
vito the pizza guy.
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By the way, two more
minutes and it's free.
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You're gonna lovegirls' night.
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I'm gonna tell you all the ways
I get over a nasty breakup.
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I didn't even know
they had cabins
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This far below the fuel tanks.
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I thought the only things they had
down here were storage and rats.
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Oh, rats aren't a problem.
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What did you do, get a new cat
every time you got dumped?
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Maybe.
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You must have, like, 30 cats.
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Right, 'cause there aren't
any more in the cat room.
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This isn't the cat room?
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Okay, who would like a cookie?
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Oh, sorry.
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This bald cap is itchy.
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I could have used a bald cap?
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Dang it.
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Good day, brothers.
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Stop it.
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There's Cody.
Come on, grab a broom.
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- Cody.
- Oh no.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We've come to rescue you.
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I even brought you a little
something to read on your way back.
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Hope you enjoy it. Really looking
forward to hearing your thoughts.
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I don't need to be rescued.
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And I've already read
"war and peace."
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Of course you have.
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It's... it's...
One of the world's greatest epic novels
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Detailing the events leading up
to Napoleon's invasion of Russia,
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As seen through the eyes
of five wealthy families.
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Whoa whoa, slow down.
Are there two or three ps in "napoleon"?
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Just go.
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I'm never gonna
get over Bailey.
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Besides, I want to stay here
with my brothers.
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These guys are all
your brothers?
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Wow, your mom must have really
kept trying for that girl.
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Seriously?
You're not leaving?
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I'm afraid that
none of you are leaving.
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What?
You can't keep us here.
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I'm not trying to keep
you here, trust me.
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No, see, our sanctuary is
built on a tidal island.
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The pathway is only accessible
during low tide one day a week.
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So you're stuck here.
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- No way.
- Way.
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Don't worry.
Time flies
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When you're doing chores
with your brethren.
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Chores?
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Nothing major...
you know, Sorting books, serving soup,
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Washing our soiled robes.
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That's it.
We're out of here.
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Newbies.
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Now one of the best ways to
get over someone who hurt you
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Is to cut their face
out of all your photos.
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- Oh, wow.
- What did you do with all of them?
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They make great Kitty litter.
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Okay, now did you bring
pictures of you
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And he-who-shall-not-
be-named?
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Voldemort?
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She means Cody.
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And yes, I brought
all of our scrapbooks.
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Great. Then let's
start cutting.
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Moseby never lets me use
big-girl scissors.
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00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:39,720
Oh, right right right.
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This is crazy. You can only
leave this island once a week?
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By land.
I do have a dinghy.
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But my dinghy has a leak.
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What's he laughing about?
It's true.
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I have a leaky dinghy.
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00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:10,290
Woody, what do you think
a dinghy is?
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A small rowboat.
Why?
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Okay, I'm not staying on an island
For one week with no girls.
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Then swim, Because I came here
for some peace and quiet,
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- And you two clowns...
- ( Bell rings )
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Oh, is that the dinner bell?
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Hope we're having sloppy Joes.
I love me some sloppy Joes.
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No?
Not sloppy Joes.
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Okay, uh... - Ooh, a straw, a straw.
- Milk shakes.
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- Oh, a key.
- Key lime pie.
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I love key lime pie.
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Rub eye...
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Dry-rubbed
cajun-style rib eye.
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- Yes! Steak!
- A good steak!
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You idiots! I'm trying to tell
you We're supposed to be silent!
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Straw...
it is milk shakes.
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Oh, man.
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My butt.
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Talk about cruel and
unusual punishment.
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And for an hour?
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I thought it would never end.
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I know. How dare they Make us sit
in those uncomfortable chairs
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And think about what we'd done?
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I don't get it.
How's ice cream
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Supposed to make you
feel better?
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It just does, okay?
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Yeah, I mean, maybe after
constantly worrying about
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Pleasing guys with how we look,
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This is a symbolic way
of saying,
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"we don't care
about our appearance."
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Yeesh, I think it's
a little more than symbolic.
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That goes for you too,
Kitty rat.
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What is that?
Sardine sorbet?
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All right, it's time...
To leave?
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Nope.
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After ice cream I like
to dessert-dial my exes
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And give them
a piece of my mind.
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Wow, I'm surprised
you have any pieces left.
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I wish we could call moseby
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So he could get us off
this hunk of rock.
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We can't.
They confiscated my phone.
248
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( classical musicring tone )
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That's Cody's phone.
I forgot I took it.
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Hello.
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It's me.
252
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:38,570
Bailey, I can't tell you how
happy I am to hear your voice.
253
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,140
You are?
254
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:44,910
Well, then I guess you realize
What a terrible mistake you made.
255
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:50,250
Yeah yeah, a huge one.
And I'm totally miserable.
256
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,690
- He's totally miserable.
- He should be.
257
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,020
I am the best thing
that's ever happened to you.
258
00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:00,360
What?
259
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,960
Don't deny it, Cody.
260
00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:03,800
She thinks I'm Cody.
261
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,860
What? I do
such a better Cody.
262
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,130
Give it to me.
263
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:10,300
Hello, Bailey.
It's Cody.
264
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,840
Hi, Woody.
265
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,870
Hi.
266
00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:17,180
Bailey, it's Zack.
Look, we need your help.
267
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,340
Tell Mr. Moseby that we're
stranded on this isl...
268
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:22,550
Hello?
269
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,550
I think he hung up.
270
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:29,820
Oh, my exes do that to me too
And change their numbers
271
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:34,830
And their names And
sometimes their faces.
272
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:37,330
All right, that's it.
I'm leaving.
273
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,730
This is pathetic.
274
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,330
What?
You can't leave.
275
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,230
We're gonna put
pretty dresses on.
276
00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:44,240
Really?
277
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:47,840
On cats?
278
00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:51,810
Oh, just get your stupid
paw through the sleeve.
279
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,010
That's the tail hole.
280
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,020
Whatever.
281
00:15:57,050 --> 00:16:00,490
Stupid overdressed Kitty.
282
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,360
What did you call me?
283
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:13,160
Mr. Whiskers
loves to cuddle.
284
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:20,240
You know, for the first time I
am starting to feel better.
285
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,340
Get off me now!
286
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:31,980
There. You were silent
for an entire hour.
287
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:35,150
I bet it gave you a chance to
discover something about yourselves.
288
00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:38,590
Yeah, I discovered that I have
to get off the dude island.
289
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:41,190
How?
The only way is...
290
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:45,100
How do you normally get off
the island, brother Theodore?
291
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:49,030
I told you,
I have a little dinghy.
292
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,170
What?
293
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,710
Don't mind him.
He is a little dingy.
294
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:56,340
What's in store
for us next, brother?
295
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:57,910
Oh, let me see.
296
00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,810
Oh, here you are.
You're on the kiln list.
297
00:16:59,850 --> 00:17:02,910
The kill list?
Please, I'm not ready to die.
298
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:05,980
I promise I won't laugh
at your dinghy again.
299
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,850
The kiln list,
not the kill list.
300
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:12,320
Though you're about
to get on that one too.
301
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,460
It means we ve to make pottery.
302
00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:17,960
But I don't have to go.
303
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,230
Make pottery, not potty.
304
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:24,170
You guys get what,
like every other word?
305
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,870
Guys what every word?
306
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:26,870
Is it just me or is he really hard to understand?
Guys what every word?
307
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,720
Is it just me or is he
really hard to understand?
308
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:38,430
I would be duly honored
309
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:42,770
If you two would join me
in a glass of sweet tea.
310
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:49,540
Oh, well, I do declare, Nothing
would make me happier, sugar.
311
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,880
Where are those scissors?
312
00:17:51,910 --> 00:17:54,650
I'd like to cut myself
out of this picture.
313
00:17:54,680 --> 00:18:02,360
So, aunt Kitty cat, Shall we
sashay up to the sky deck?
314
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:03,960
What?
315
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:06,190
We're going out in public
with these things?
316
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:11,730
Please, miss london, Speak
only through your cat.
317
00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:13,730
Fine.
318
00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:16,900
I just want to say one thing...
319
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:21,480
You two are a couple
of nut jobs!
320
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:25,350
London, I know it's silly,
321
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:29,150
But this is helping me
forget about Cody.
322
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:30,920
Oh, that's it.
323
00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,920
This has got to stop.
324
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,390
Look, Bailey,
I know you loved Cody,
325
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,690
But you don't need
a boyfriend to be happy.
326
00:18:37,730 --> 00:18:40,860
You're young. You're smart.
You're pretty.
327
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,860
You're not some
50-something cat lady
328
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,870
Who's been dumped time
and time and time again
329
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:48,070
And is one ice-cream scoop
away from a heart attack.
330
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:55,840
London, you called me pretty And
didn't add "annoying" after it.
331
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,180
Do you really think
all those things about me?
332
00:18:58,210 --> 00:19:00,180
Of course I do.
333
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,820
Why do you think we're friends?
334
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,550
London, thank you.
335
00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:07,850
Boyfriends come and go, but
girlfriends are always there for you.
336
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:10,690
Right, now let's do something
that will really cheer you up...
337
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,990
Mani-pedis on me.
It'll be so fun.
338
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:18,770
Oh, thanks for offering
to pay 'cause... Oh.
339
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,770
Hmm.
340
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,770
Humans always leave.
341
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,570
Good thing cats
can't use doorknobs.
342
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,750
What are you making, Woody?
343
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:41,190
A Clay canoe.
I'm getting out of here.
344
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,460
Will you two just forget
about leaving
345
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:46,090
And enjoy the serenity
that comes from being
346
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,100
In touch with the earth?
347
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:53,400
I'm making a bu...
A korean percussion instrument
348
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,040
Used in confucian ritual music.
349
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,410
I'm making a Clay hottie.
350
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,940
At least she will be
once I get her in the kiln.
351
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,310
Some of us are trying
to forget women.
352
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:10,150
Clay-rissa!
353
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,760
My bu.
354
00:20:16,790 --> 00:20:18,760
What did you do to my bu?
355
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:21,430
Now it's just goo.
356
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,900
Oh, boohoo for you.
357
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:25,270
Here, start over.
358
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,370
Guys guys guys.
359
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,680
Oh, it's on
like ping-pong!
360
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,150
What is going on in here?
361
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:47,290
That's it.
You three are in big...
362
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,990
Sucker.
Oops.
363
00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:56,000
That's it.
I don't care if I have to sit
364
00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:58,170
In the chair of extreme
discomfort for a week.
365
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,600
I have something to say.
366
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,500
Cody, look.
367
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:05,340
I know you're in pain over
your breakup with Bailey.
368
00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:06,940
Who wouldn't be?
369
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:10,280
Seriously, this girl
is smokin'.
370
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,150
Eh?
371
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:16,620
The point is Running away from
your troubles is not the answer.
372
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,050
You've got your
whole life to live.
373
00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:22,320
There's a big world out there
filled with awesome experiences,
374
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,320
But you can't have any of them
375
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,360
If you're just stuck
here on this island
376
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:29,060
With a bunch of weird
bald dudes.
377
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:32,230
He ain't wrong.
378
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:36,040
Zack, I appreciate that,
but my brothers...
379
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:38,240
These aren't your brothers.
I'm your brother.
380
00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:41,810
And I care about you.
I'm not leaving this island without you.
381
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,880
Thanks, Zack.
382
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:51,520
Real brothers are so much
better than these losers.
383
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:54,490
You know, at first I thought
384
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,090
You just showed up because you
needed me to do your homework.
385
00:21:57,130 --> 00:22:00,860
Dude, that hurts.
386
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:05,430
Well, I guess I'm going home
with you guys.
387
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:07,600
Oh, please take me with you.
388
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,000
I'm tired of going potty
in a ditch.
389
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,740
I'll go get my good sandals.
390
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,240
Out of my way!
391
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,850
Good thing I used a bald cap And
didn't actually shave my head.
392
00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,740
Dang it!
393
00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:27,340
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