All language subtitles for Stumble s01e02 Media Day.eng

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- Obviously, to say the
Show-Off didn't go as planned

would be an understatement.

[thuds]
[crowd gasps]

- What happened?
- [screaming] Why?

- But what else
can you say when you see

a poor girl laying there
with her foot on backwards?

- Devastating.

Not just for Krystal
and Courteney and Hoodletoot,

but for the entire
cheer-munity.

- Why are you smiling?

- Am I?

I must have something funny

banging around
the back of my head.

Uh, let's start again.

[clears throat]

Hang on.
[clears throat]

My heart goes out to Courteney
and her entire team-

I feel that smile now.

- As soon as I saw
that poor girl's foot blow up

and heard the doctor vomit,
I knew it wasn't good.

Unfortunately, it took
the ambulance about 26 minutes

to arrive.

And in an emergency,
every second counts.

When I suffered
my head injury...

[grunting]
[crowd shouting]

We lost about 18 minutes
of precious time.

[tuba blares]

- [grunts]

[tuba blares]

- Doctors say
that's maybe the reason

I still can't say the word...

[sighs]

- Catastrophic.

That's the word
I was thinking of.

- * OK, let's go,
OK, let's go *

- * Five, six, seven, eight *
- * Uh-huh, uh-huh *

- Had we made it to cheer camp
with ten cheerleaders,

we would have gotten
the automatic bid to Daytona.

But instead,
we did what we call in cheer

[bleep] the mat
at our Show-Off.

So now we gotta qualify
the old-fashioned way,

by going through
the entire cheer season

and mastering
the necessary skills.

But we can, we will, we must.

I am gonna draw some flames
on this poop, though,

so we remember
what happened on that day.

All right,
everybody, gather round.

We all here except Krystal?

- I don't see Sally anywhere.

- Oh, she's not coming.

She fell into the
sour apple vat at her job

at the Candy Button Factory,
so she called in "green."

- Wow, OK.

We'll see her back after
her quarantine ends.

Now, I know
we're all devastated

about what happened to Krystal,

but we have got
to put that behind us.

The good news is,
we're gonna replace Krystal,

and we're gonna recruit
even better cheerleaders.

- Yeah, we will.

- How are we gonna do that?

- We're gonna perform...

at Media Day.

That's when teams from all the
other schools in the conference

get together to promote
their programs

in front of local media.

It is an opportunity
to show off my team

and recruit more cheerleaders.

And this year, Headltston
is hosting the four schools

that make up the conference-

Mater Dei Saint Bernard,

East South Oklahoma
Junior College,

Totborough City State,
and, of course, Headltston.

And together, we are known
as the METH Conference,

and I believe
that most of the METH heads

will be coming here
later this week.

- Wait, we're performing
so soon?

There's still pieces
of Krystal's ankle on the mat.

- Honey,
what happened to Krystal

happens all the time in cheer.

- That happens all the time?

- Nope, see ya.

- Yeah, Coach,
I only have pet insurance.

So if I get injured, uh,
they're gonna put me down.

- OK, what I meant was,
that stuff never happens,

but stuff that never happens

happens all the time in cheer.

Sometimes you just talk and
hope the right words come out.

We will nail our routine
in front of the local media,

the word's gonna get out,
and we will attract

the top talent
from the greater METH area.

And get this-
since we're the only school

in the conference with
a competitive cheer program,

we have no competition.

Any questions?
- I have one.

- Yes, ma'am?

- When's DiMarcus
going to apologize?

- What are you implying?

[cheers and applause]

[thuds, cracks]
- [screams]

- I'm not implying anything.

It's your fault Krystal broke.

- How would you know?
You were asleep.

- OK, what are youimply-

- DiMarcus-
- I wasn't asleep,

and I saw you bail
on the catch.

- Peaches-
- Speaking of bail,

shouldn't you be checking in
with your parole officer?

I think your
ankle bracelet's blowing up.

[buzzing]
- Oh, yeah, it can detect

when I'm about to beat
someone's ass!

- Hey, hey, hey!
- Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!

Now, there's a line between
tomfoolery and jackassery,

and y'all are walking it.

Now, if something bad
happens to one of us,

it's actually on each of us.

- The word apologize is not
in the list of words or phrases

that DiMarcus uses
to express himself.

Besides, I was just
doing my thing.

- I mean, of course
it's DiMarcus's fault.

But right now, I gotta
lift them up as a team.

So I don't want to see
any more finger-pointing.

- Yeah, you hear that?

She doesn't want to see
any more finger-pointing.

Understand?

Do you know whose fault it was
when the Titanic went down?

Everyone on that boat.

- Steven,
you just let me handle it.

- Yeah, can you just
let her handle it?

All right, Captain.

- I know it's hard to perform
after an accident like we had.

But we can, we must,
and we will, all right?

Any more questions?

- Just one.
- Yes, ma'am?

- Uh, we suck [bleep]
in a parade.

- First of all,
that's not a question.

And yeah, OK, we had a setback,

but we do not suck [bleep]
in a parade.

We're about one month
and three good cheerleaders

away from sucking [bleep]
in a parade.

Speaking of which, we're gonna
cut all the potty words

out of this, right?

I just-I feel like people
at my church may watch.

- There she is.
- Hey, baby.

- Hey, I was gonna pitch
we stay in,

maybe watch one of your shows

where the housewives
scream at each other,

which somehow relaxes you.

- I wish I could, but I gotta
go talk to Krystal's parents.

But I am bringing this over
as a small gesture.

- You're going with
grapes and strawberries

for breaking their kid?

Feels a little bit more like
a tropical fruit situation

to me.
- It's gonna be fine.

I've had this conversation
a hundred times.

Cheer's a dangerous sport.

I mean, no offense,
but my athletes don't have

the benefit of pads or helmets.

- I was wearing a helmet
when I got hit.

Doctors left
part of that helmet in my head.

[crowd groaning]

- Well, I know, baby.

I've been to the airport
with you.

- Mm.
- Be still.

OK, all right.

I think this is
gonna be real quick.

They've been in cheer
their whole lives

and they know the risk.

- All right, well,
would you hurry back?

'Cause I was looking forward
to hanging out.

- I know, baby.

- I meant fooling around.

- I cracked the code!

- Smart and looks good
leaving the room.

God gave with both hands
right there.

- I am shattered-

that's a bad word choice.

Um, I was so saddened
by what happened to Krystal.

I mean, she is like
a daughter to me.

- Aww.

- Yeah, she is by far
our favorite child.

In fact, if we'd had her first,
we would have stopped trying.

- And we're gonna miss
our baby girl,

but I want you to know that
even though you're not gonna

be performing, honey, you are
always a member of our team,

and in our heart.
- [whimpers]

- What do you mean
that she won't be performing?

- 'Cause her foot's
on backwards.

- But you told us the
documentary would be about her.

- Hmm?

- We expect her to be
in every single routine.

- Yeah, and to make it
to Daytona.

- Come on, now, y'all.

Y'all seem like
reasonable people.

[tense percussive music]

* *

They are not reasonable people.

.

- All right,
he comes through here.

We got tumbling pass,
tumbling pass.

He can take her forward
in the stunt.

- Hey, what are you doing
with my dolls?

[whimsical music]

* *

- I'm using your toys
to come up with a performance

for Media Day
that includes Krystal,

which was a lot easier
when she could move.

- Come here.

Let me give you my famous
PG-13 foot massage.

- Oh, baby,
I don't have time, honey.

- No?

No, you don't have
time for this?

- Oh, no.

Well, now you can't stop
till one of us dies.

- [chuckles] I miss you.

- I know, baby.

- Ever since we stopped
working at the same school,

I only get to see you
ten hours a day,

and seven of those
are sleeping.

And if I'm lucky, 20 minutes
of...nunya business.

- Unfortunately,
that's gonna get worse

before it gets better,
'cause DiMarcus broke my flyer.

- Well, I'm gonna give you
two pieces of advice.

One, do not push
DiMarcus too hard.

He will leave you.

And two,
under no circumstances unbox

my Stretch Armstrong
action figure.

That is our retirement.

- OK, noted.

And I appreciate
your opinions, Coach,

but my team responds
to tough love.

They do.

- DiMarcus ain't gonna
respond to tough love.

- You know who does, though?

- Me.

- That's right, so get
to work on those calves.

- Mm.

[cracking knuckles]

- Oh, oh.

Oh, no, he's serious.

Oh, no.

The magic fingers?
- Mm.

Calf-rubbing always leads
to nunya business.

- [shrieks, laughs]

- See?

- [laughing]

All right,
everybody, gather round.

[clapping]
Come here.

- Uh, do you think you could,
uh, hurry up, please?

- I can,
but I won't be responsible

for what happens if I do.

My name is Miss Dot.

The way to remember that is,
there are two dots in Miss Dot,

one on the I,
and one is my name.

I have many jobs.

Just like this tape.

It can prevent injuries,
set bones, hang pictures.

I even used it once
to close a blouse

so my back privates
wouldn't show.

- One, two, three, four-

- Ow, ow!
- Seven, eight.

- Ow, ow!
- Three, four-

- Ow, ow!
- Seven, eight.

- Ow!
- I'm not doing this.

- What is your problem?

- I will tell you
what his problem is.

He's barely trying.

- Yeah, I'm busting
my ass here.

- Hey, stay in your lane.

DiMarcus, why did you stop?
- Because this is stupid.

- OK, you don't tell me
what's stupid.

I know stupid.

- [laughs]

OK.

Oh, I'm-I'm stuck.

Yeah, I'm stuck.

- This routine is
just weird and sad.

- You don't tell me
what's weird and sad.

I know weird and sad.

- [grunts] Oh, no.

Ahh.

OK. Come on.

Oh, this is worse.

- I'm your coach,
and you need to respect me.

Do you understand that?

- Look, I'm just saying, if you
want to attract new talent,

forget about Krystal.
- [gasps]

- You let me do my thing.

There is no Media Day
without "me."

- Well, there's still a "dia,"
and you ain't gonna be "day-a."

Like I said,
you just keep talking

and hope the right words come.

You're benched.
Steven, you're in for DiMarcus.

- Oh, come on.

Yeah, just a sec.

- Cheer is like a pyramid.

You need a strong foundation-

well, actually,
I'd be at the top.

But I was a base, so it's,
like, a little confu-OK.

My point is, we need to put
our best possible team

out there on Media Day,
and that's why

I thank Jesus Cristos
we have no competition.

[phone buzzes]

Hey, Tam.

- I was in pieces over
what happened to Krystal.

- Are you smiling?
Your eyes are real squinty.

- I'm smiling
'cause of the good news.

- Well, what good news?
[chuckles]

- They transferred
Sammy Davis Sr. Junior College

into your conference.

It's now METHS,
and we're the "sss."

Isn't that fun?

- That is so much fun.

- OK, I'm gonna let you go.

When you talk to your husband,
you tell him I said

thank you
for making this happen.

- Oh, we're gonna
talk about it a lot.

- Guess I'll see you
at Media Day.

See you there.
[slurps]

[tense percussive music]

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- Boonie, did you have Sammy
Davis Sr. Junior transferred

into our conference?
- I sure did.

Thought it would be
a nice way for us to spend

a little more time together.

But, uh, based off the way
you're squeezing

my Battle Armor He-Man,
I'm guessing I was wrong.

- Boonie, I don't want
to have to go up against

my old school
when I'm trying to say I have

the best cheer program
in the conference-leave it.

- Here was my whole
thought process.

I want to see more of my wife.

I'm a little bit hungry.

I'm gonna enter us
in the conference

and I'm gonna make chili.

And quite honestly, I feel like
I nailed the situation.

- Baby, I appreciate
the sentiment, I do.

But maybe next time,
when you get a big idea,

you just run it past me before
the thoughts start processing.

- I'm sorry, baby,
I see that now.

I-
- OK.

- I think honestly,
it probably just was

a little bit my head injury.

- [sighs] OK, I'm sor-

OK, I'm sorry.

You know I understand.

- Sometimes
when Courteney gets mad,

I play the head injury card.

[chuckles]
And if that doesn't work,

I play the head injury card.

[chuckles]

Just so he's safe.
- OK.

[energetic music]

* *

I'm so excited
about this season.

We have got a great group
of kids

and one middle-aged man.

- METH and football just
go together, you know?

And I got a real fast team
this year,

so I'm excited to introduce
some speed into the mix.

We're gonna be cooking.

Uh, also,
I look forward to getting

with the Huddlestone
cheer coach.

[laughs] She's my wife.

I can make that joke.

- I was actually referring
to a different middle-aged man.

- I'm a 17th-year sophomore,

but I am in the shape
of my life.

I've got a three-pack.

Can't tell because
boy cheerleaders

aren't allowed to wear
midriffs like the girls.

And I'd show you, but, uh,

if there's one thing I learned
in the rental car business,

you've got to keep
your shirt on.

- And I'm with my girl Tina,
and the cops are on me,

and I realize
that that's not even my car,

I got, like, three felonies
in the glove compartment,

and that's not even
[bleep] Tina.

[laughs]

But, uh, yeah, cheer's chill.

- I do not like drama.

And this year there's, like,

a lot of drama
on the cheer team.

Last year, I got along
with everybody.

When I say "Headl,"
you say what?

Headl what?

- What's my goal this season?

To be the first man that throws
a cheerleader onto the moon.

- I'd like to thank
all of my followers

who made the #WHYYYYYY
videos go viral-

- I love you, Krystal!

- [screaming] Why?

- But I cannot
endorse this trend.

- Well, the good news is,

we still have
a couple of openings.

So if you want to be a part
of a team that is coached

by a 14-time national champion,

then you look no further
than Headltston Junior College.

- How do you feel
about your old school

joining your division?

- Well, we're not here
to talk about my old school.

We're here to talk about
the unique opportunity-

- Courteney!
- Tammy?

- I haven't seen you
since you got fired

from your old school, unjustly.

- Look who it is.

Oh, it's my little Tammy.

- I don't wanna
make this about me.

- [chuckles]

- I-I miss you so much.

- I know, honey, I miss you.

Uh, this is my former
assistant coach, Tammy Istiny.

- Are we gonna see
some cheer today?

- Well,
Media Day isn't the time

to do, like, a big show,

so I'm just gonna give you
a little taste

of what's to come this season
at "Headlestoon."

A cheer-petizer, if you will.

- Uh-oh.

I made a boo-boo.

- What?

- You know little
isn't in my DNA.

[percussive music]

* *

[cheers and applause]

- * You know who it is *

* It's time to get foxy *

* SDSJS, it's time to begin *

* The dynasty continues,
welcome to the Fox Den *

- * Out here living out
my best life *

* Fierce and clever *

* They call me Sammy Davis *

* No one can do it better *

* 1 plus 14 *

* Means we want another
ring, ring *

* Hello? *

* Can someone please
pick up the phone? *

- * No, I'm sorry,
I'm too busy winning *

- * You can't keep up *

* 'Cause being sly
never stops *

* Take a wild guess *

* You've just been outfoxed *

- * Green, black, and white
going up *

- * We have arrived,
now there's no turning back *

- To be honest,
I'm not that impressed.

- * And show 'em who we are *

* Name in lights, born star *

* Let's show 'em who we are *

* Blow the roof off the bar *

* Let's show 'em who we are *

* Red Foxes *

[cheers and applause]
- Yes!

- I feel terrible I put you
in this position.

I just thought it'd be fun
if we could work together.

- Is it fun?

- At the moment, it is not.

- Well, don't feel bad for me.

I know what I'm doing,
you know.

If I need you,
I know where to find you.

- Yes, ma'am.

It was inappropriate of me to
put my team in this conference

and more inappropriate
of me to say

I would be getting with
the Huddlestone cheer coach,

because that will definitely
not be happening tonight.

- All right, Buttons, round up.

- We're not going on
after that, right?

- Why wouldn't we?

- Because we suck [bleep]
in a parade.

- You see what you did to her?
Listen up, y'all.

We're not gonna worry
about them,

because we're here
to show people

in our conference
what it means to be a Button.

Now, when I look at this team,

I see grit,
determination, heart.

That's the stuff of champions.

That's what I know people are
gonna want to be a part of.

So we are gonna go out there,
and we're gonna kick some ass.

See, you talk enough
and the right words come.

Buttons on three.

One, two, three.

all: Buttons!

- Showtime, baby.

- Where do you think
you're going?

I didn't hear me
take you off the bench.

- [chuckles]

You can't do this
without DiMarcus.

- I don't think you understand
what it means

to be part of a team yet.

- I understand y'all are gonna

embarrass yourselves
without me.

- We'll see who's embarrassed.

[cheers and applause]

- Five, six, seven, eight!

- Roll, Buttons, roll!

[fire alarm ringing]

- Your attention, please.
This is a fire.

- Oh, come on.

- Please walk slowly towards
the nearest exit.

- Whoa!
- And then go home.

[dramatic music]

.

- You know, I was hoping
that Media Day would be

a chance to get the word out,

and we'd be able
to add to our team.

But like
everything else lately,

the Lord had a different plan.

But I'll tell you what-

even after everything,
my team was ready

to go right back out there,
and that tells me one thing.

They do not suck [bleep]
in a parade.

[phone buzzes]

Hold on. Sorry.

Oh, it's Tammy.
Hold on.

Hey, girl, hey.

- You sly dog.

You got another two members
of my team to defect.

- What are you talking about?

I see grit, I see
determination, I see heart.

That's the stuff of champions.

That's what I know people are
gonna want to be a part of.

- If I was gonna be
betrayed by anybody,

I'm so glad it's you.

I hope they don't fall
and break their knees.

[laughs, snorts]
Stop it!

Anyway, I'll see you
on mat, doll.

[sings high note]

- Huh.

[claps]
Listen up.

I got good news, y'all.

Because of Media Day,

we picked up
two new cheerleaders

who used to cheer for me
at SDSJC.

I want you to welcome them.

Come on in here, babies.

[claps]

They're one of the team.

Let's make them feel at home.

- Coach, I think it's-

I think it's only fair
that they try out.

- Uh, roundoff handspring full?

[energetic music]

* *

[applause]
- [gasps]

- Yeah, I'm sure with
a little more stretching,

it could-it could work.

- All right.

They're part of the team now.

Y'all make them feel at home.

- Hey, uh, Coach.
Can I talk to you for a second?

- We're right in the middle
of a practice, so-

- I just wanted to say
I'm sorry.

- Well, don't just tell me.
Tell the team.

Y'all, DiMarcus is here.

He has something
he wants to say.

- I am sorry...

that y'all don't understand how
important I was to this team.

- [sighs] I'm gonna kill him.

- Sorry that I screwed up
at the Show-Off

and that I broke Krystal.

Can I come back now?

- Come here to me.
Let me talk to you.

Listen, I know why you did
that flip at the Show-Off.

You thought
everybody was looking at you.

You loved the attention.

And you're right,
they are looking at you.

You're a star.

But you gotta make some space
for the rest of this team,

and they have got to feel safe.

I don't think we can win
without you,

but I know you can't win
by yourself,

so you gonna be all in
or all out?

- I'm all in.

- All right.

Now go make nice with the team.

- Hey, Coach, by the way-
- Yeah?

- Got some balls letting our
team go out there on Media Day.

I respect that in a woman.

[grunts]
Ah!

- Lord, enough messing around.

We got a long way to go
before we get to Daytona.

I want a hundred laps.
Let's go.

[gentle music]

I believe in tough love.

The tough part is easy.

- That was abysmal.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at each other.

You are my shame.

- It's the love
that makes a difference.

Peaches, act like you just
knocked over a Sunglasses Hut

and the law's on your tail.

Cheer is about push and pull,
and as a coach,

I know when to push my team

and when to have someone pull
the fire alarm.

- Courteney and I,
we got a shorthand.

If she texts me an emoji
of a woman running,

means she's running late.

If she texts me a peach
and an eggplant,

means we're going
to the farmers' market,

then nunya business.

And on the rare occasion
where she sends me this,

that means she needs my help.

* *

[phones chiming]

Even when we're not
on the same team,

we are always
on the same team.

[fire alarm ringing]
- Your attention, please.

This is a fire.

[phone chimes]

- Ooh!

Your boy's going
to the farmers' market.

- All right, y'all,
warm-up's over.

Let me see something.

- Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.

Good.

Pop up.

- That's how we roll.

* *

- Want to give it one more try?

- Devastating.

[laughs] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I've got the giggles now.

Just give me-[slurps]

[laughing]

Whoo! [laughs]

It's not funny, Tammy!

Stop it!

We're gonna-[laughing]

I'm sorry.

- [whistling]

- Mama, look!

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