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[indistinct chattering]
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[Woman] Yeah but Teresa and
Drew, though...
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[Woman] I know.
They’re... so iconic!
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[Teresa] Hi, sorry, excuse me.
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[Woman] Yeah! Where do we
find a Drew?
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[chattering and ringback
tone continues]
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[door opens]
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[Ira] Teresa?
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Hey, how are you?
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I- I’m...
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Isn’t it your wedding day?
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[distant inaudible voices]
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Yes.
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[sighing]
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I just wanted to tell you
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that I'm really happy.
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And I love Drew.
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And I forgive you.
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Okay?
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I love my husband.
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I really--
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♪ vocal swells ♪
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♪ “Wavelengths” playing ♪
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[Teresa] Drew.
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Drew, give us a smile!
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♪ You kept me warm
in the winter...♪
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♪ We melted in spring... ♪
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Drew here has never
seen The Shining
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so--how old are you?
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[Laughs]
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♪ and if I really
tried again ♪
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♪ do you think he would
let me back in ♪
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I am doing DIY December,
where we are doing--
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DIY December!
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♪ I hope you find your love
and she treats you well ♪
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[Teresa] Hey Drew.
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What’s it like to lose?
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How small is the plane to the
island going to be?
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Pretty small.
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How small we talking?
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[Pilot] Ladies and
gentlemen, we
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do have a nut allergy
on board today, so...
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- Honeymoon vibes.
- Honeymoon vibes.
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[Teresa] Have you seen my--
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My husband!
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[chuckles]
Okay.
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[Kathy] An island in Panama!
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[Drew] Our honeymoon.
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I love that!
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So are you still in a daze
from the wedding?
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Oh, we actually got
married a year ago,
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but we did the whole
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‘mini moon’ thing.
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So this is the ‘official’
official honeymoon.
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Yeah, and I'm still in a daze.
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Do you want a bar?
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They’re keto. It’s like a
keto cookie bar.
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I have, like, five of them.
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No, I’m good.
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So how did you two meet?
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Craigslist.
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[Man coughs]
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Craigslist?
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I was selling a lamp.
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[laughs] Oh!
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My nana gave me this lamp
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and I didn’t have a
place for it
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and I was leaning
more into this
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Japanese minimalism
aesthetic.
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Nana was a maximalist.
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And I answered his ad.
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Everybody was like,
low balling me.
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And I'm like,
‘This is my Nana's lamp!’
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So Teresa comes in, she
makes the lowest offer, right?
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And I couldn't say no.
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- So, I kept her number...
- [man coughs]
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... and I promised myself
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I would not text
her for drinks...
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...for a whole week.
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- [Flight Attendant] Sir,
are you okay?
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And when I did,
she answered right away.
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Couldn’t say no.
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Oh, I love that.
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[man coughs violently]
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Oh my goodness.
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- Is he okay?
- [Flight Attendant] Sir?
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[coughing continues]
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[Passenger] Oh my god,
what’s happening?
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[Flight Attendant] Can
someone--
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I got it.
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[Teresa] Honey,
you’re not a doctor!
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He’s not a doctor!
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[Flight Attendant] Right
there, now.
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Oh!
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[man gasps]
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[man breathes]
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Thank you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Peanuts.
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Thank you.
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[clapping]
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No. No, no, no.
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[clapping continues]
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Who brings peanuts
on an airplane
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after they announce
there's a nut allergy?
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Your keto bar!
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[passengers whisper]
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I mean our keto bar.
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[Flight Attendant] Ahem!
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Sorry.
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[bag crinkles]
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It's our honeymoon.
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♪ upbeat ukelele ♪
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[plane passes]
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[Drew] Really nice
meeting you too.
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[Teresa] Get me on the ground!
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[plane engine slows]
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Thank you.
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Yeah, it doesn't even say
there are peanuts in here.
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[luggage rattles]
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Yeah. Look. Says right there:
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“Prepared in a facility
with nuts.”
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Where are our bags?
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[Drew] The bags never
made it to Houston.
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I knew we shouldn't have
- checked them.
- That's on me.
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Oh, that's not your fault.
Besides, we can--
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We can go 24 hours
without our stuff.
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Life at the equator
is striking.
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[flip flops flapping]
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Oh, that is a hat.
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It’s good, right?
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Morning.
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Hello.
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Okay.
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Wow. We're buying the hat.
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[Drew] Hello! How’s your day--
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[boat motor rumbles]
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How's your day going so far?
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You really have to chat
with everyone, don’t you?
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[boat motor roars]
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You say something?
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No, no. Nothing really.
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♪ drums and guitar ♪
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Woo!
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♪
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[tourists shout]
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♪
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[rowdy bar crowd yells]
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♪
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[boat engine slows]
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Wow...
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♪
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She wanted an adventure.
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Yes, um... Pinterest... found.
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And the Panama
beaches are stunning.
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♪
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Supposed to be food.
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I’ll reach out to the
rental guy.
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Sunken living room...
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Drew, there's a guitar!
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Do you see the guitar?
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Yeah.
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And here is...
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...the bathroom.
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♪
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[waves]
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[waves continue]
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[Teresa] Wow, look at you.
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Actually go back a few.
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Okay, stop.
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Yes.
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I am going to go topless.
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Because I'm an
empowered woman.
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Yo!
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Drew! You said this
is a private beach.
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Hello.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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I’m Paz.
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[Drew] Oh, Paz! Yeah.
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Paz?
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The rental host.
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P-A-Z, Paz.
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[Teresa] Oh! Oh, ‘Paz’
the name. Love that.
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Thank you.
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How are you guys
finding the place?
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[Teresa] It's great.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Good.
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Sorry to be annoying.
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We, um... I think there was
supposed to be, like
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food in the house?
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Or, like, a lunch prepared?
Part of the welcome package.
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- The ‘honeymoon package’?
- [Paz] Oh, yeah.
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I told my friends to drop off
some food, but,
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you know, ‘island time.’ We
move at the speed of nature.
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Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
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We actually already ate.
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Yeah, we brought some bars.
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Yeah, they're these healthy
bars, they’re for women.
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Well, they're for anybody.
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I mean, they're not gendered.
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They're not ‘Mrs. Bar,
Mr. Bar.’
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're keto, y’know, so...
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I don’t.
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Oh, god, you need to
know keto, ‘cause I think
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that's probably, like,
the diet here, right?
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[Paz] I promise the food
here is great.
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I recommend trying
Bibi’s down the beach.
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You guys wanna...?
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Oh! Okay, Bibi’s!
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We would love to.
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But we were just going
to settle in a bit.
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Yeah. Right on.
Well, if you need me,
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I live right down the beach.
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- [Teresa] Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
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♪
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And I appreciate you, Serena.
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Thank you.
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You have a great night.
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Bye bye.
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Who's Serena?
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It's going to be a
few more days.
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The bags are still in Houston.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That's annoying.
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Well, they're doing
the best they can.
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Well, you could've yelled.
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You never yell.
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I yell.
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- Oh, you do?
- Yes.
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You know what?
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I am really just tired
from the flight.
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Okay.
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We don't have to.
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[bed creaks]
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No. It's fine.
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‘It's fine?’
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No. I--[laughs]
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- I just mean it’s our--
- ‘No, it's fine!’
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It's our honeymoon.
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Oh, ‘it's our honeymoon!’
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I've heard that before.
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Hey! You cannot say that.
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I just did.
‘It’s our honeymoon.’
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It is.
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Really.
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[wedding video plays on phone]
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[Wedding Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen, put your
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hands together for our bride
and groom, Teresa and Drew!
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[cheering]
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[Drew] Teresa and I,
we're so grateful
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for all of you,
for coming out
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to celebrate us.
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[Wedding Announcer] And now,
Drew has a little surprise
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for his bride, Teresa.
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[crowd cheers]
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[Drew strums guitar, sings]
♪ A love melody... ♪
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♪ sings to me ♪
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♪ In your eyes, a symphony ♪
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♪ Hold me close to you ♪
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♪ underneath the
starry beams ♪
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♪ You and I ♪
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♪ In lovers’ dreams ♪
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♪ somber music ♪
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[waves crash]
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Dispatches from Paradise.
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[Drew grunts, punches]
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[phone, repeating]
Dispatches from Paradise.
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Good morning.
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Breakfast?
272
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,523
Uh, no, I don't--I want to
get back to my wedding weight.
273
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,276
I was actually thinking of
trying intermittent fasting.
274
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,611
- Oh, cool.
- But there's coffee.
275
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:19,905
Oh. Thank you.
276
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,578
I want to be in my body
and be close to nature.
277
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,413
[Drew] Awesome.
278
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,833
Like moving at the
speed of nature.
279
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,753
[coffee pours, Drew whistles]
280
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:34,837
Hey.
281
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,090
Do you want to fast with me?
282
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,176
Like on our honeymoon?
283
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,180
I feel like it's the perfect
time to, like, reset.
284
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,184
It’s only in the mornings.
285
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,853
It's intermittent.
286
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,522
Oh, but I work out
in the mornings, and
287
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,357
I think if I
skipped breakfast,
288
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,194
that might be a
little tough for me.
289
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,488
Fine.
290
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,907
We'll eat breakfast.
291
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,159
♪ quirky music ♪
292
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,244
- Weird.
- What?
293
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,872
Jason just liked that
picture of us.
294
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,373
- Jason?
- Jason Nichols.
295
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,083
He commented too.
296
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:17,087
He said,
‘Great picture, Teresa.’
297
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,047
Just ‘Teresa.’
298
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,382
That guy is so nice.
I remember him.
299
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,634
[obnoxious slurping]
300
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,638
[Waitress] Hi, are you
thinking something to eat?
301
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,806
Yes, yes, I will have the
302
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,558
Breakfast Traditional, please.
303
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,392
Teresa?
304
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,729
Uno mas piña colada por favor.
305
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,482
And to eat?
306
00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:38,025
I’m fasting.
307
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,528
Como se dice ‘fasting?’
308
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,489
How's your day going so far?
309
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,698
[Waitress] It's a
beautiful day.
310
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,742
- Just like every day.
- You are so lucky
311
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:48,576
to live here--
312
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,119
It's our honeymoon.
313
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,079
Congratulations.
314
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,914
Yeah, well, it's a
delayed honeymoon.
315
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,540
Yeah.
316
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,543
One year I've been
married to this one.
317
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,961
Isn’t he handsome?
318
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,462
He is very handsome.
319
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,380
Thank you.
320
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,383
He’s a handsome golden boy.
321
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,968
Even my mom has a
crush on him.
322
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,553
And she doesn't even
really like me that much.
323
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,138
[laughs]
324
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,306
Actually, on the plane
ride over here
325
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,975
he saved a man's life. Yeah.
326
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,686
A man who may or may not
have been having
327
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,396
a little reaction
to my keto bar.
328
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,814
We don't know for sure.
329
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,192
We were on the plane, and
this guy's like
330
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,819
‘My throat's closing up.’
331
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,779
And Drew was like,
Gimme that EpiPen.’
332
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,365
And then he stabs the man.
333
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,659
And the man was saved.
334
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,662
The man lives because of Drew!
335
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,664
[clapping loudly]
336
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,916
And then everybody
was staring at me
337
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,960
with eyeball daggers, because
I'm the bitch who opened
338
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,504
up the nut bar, which again,
we don't even know
339
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,799
if there were actually
peanut traces in there.
340
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,467
But after the entire plane
has practically applauded him
341
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,845
and given him the
Medal of Honor
342
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:52,182
he decides to say
that it is our keto bar.
343
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,853
He takes the blame.
344
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,440
Are you okay?
345
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,190
What? I’m telling a
funny story.
346
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,484
Everybody's laughing.
347
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,614
He took the blame
for our keto bar.
348
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,575
[Drew, whispering] I’m sorry.
349
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:12,953
[bird calls]
350
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,623
[angry footsteps]
351
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:23,005
[water splashes]
352
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,553
- What’s wrong?
- Nothing.
353
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,262
Are you sure?
354
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,389
Yeah.
355
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,268
I feel like you're mad at me.
356
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,022
I'm not mad.
357
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,399
Am I allowed to be feeling
something other than jovial?
358
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,985
I mean, this is going to be a
week-long vacation,
359
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,529
and I'm allowed to be feeling
something other than happy.
360
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,615
In fact, right now
I'm relaxed.
361
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,784
I'm relaxing.
362
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,078
Okay, good. Good.
363
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,996
What happened on the plane
does sound obnoxious.
364
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,290
Yeah, it was.
365
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,087
Sorry.
366
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,174
- Don't apologize.
- No, I shouldn't have snapped.
367
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,805
Is there anything that
I can do to make it right?
368
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,726
No, no.
369
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,311
You're good.
370
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,480
You're so--
371
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,317
[laughing]
372
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,282
That's a good one.
373
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,534
What are you laughing at?
374
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,286
Your hat!
375
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,914
Your ironic fisherman hat.
376
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,923
Are you not wearing
that hat to make me laugh?
377
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,470
[laughing]
378
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:59,018
[crying]
379
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,061
I see what you're saying.
380
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,396
I shouldn't have tried
to take credit
381
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,063
for the keto bar.
382
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:07,066
Okay, but even that,
even saying that, like,
383
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,695
can you just try not
to be so good for once?
384
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,738
Does that make sense?
385
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,364
I mean, we've been
married a year now.
386
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,449
Are we different?
387
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,533
Do you feel different?
388
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,451
We just got married.
389
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,078
We're still the same people.
Taxes are different.
390
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,830
- Like when you're
talking about Alan--
391
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,622
- Jason.
392
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,666
Yes. Jason. Okay.
393
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,419
A lot of guys would be
weirded out by that.
394
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,880
I'm not going to
put that on you.
395
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,298
That is weird to me.
396
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,009
I'm saying if we were
to look back, would we be like
397
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,636
yes, we lived all out.
398
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,055
We lived full lives.
Does that make sense?
399
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,140
It does. And...
400
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,224
... I will try.
401
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,142
I want to try.
402
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,102
I just hear ‘honeymoon’
and suddenly I feel
403
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,270
like, this weight.
404
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:46,105
Like, suddenly, like,
this needs to be
405
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,231
like, the best week
of our lives.
406
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,941
Like an adventure.
407
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,235
Yes! Yes, like an adventure!
408
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,278
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
409
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,280
We're on the most adventurous
vacation of our
410
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,282
entire friend group.
411
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,158
[Teresa sighs]
412
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,242
I don't know. I'm confused.
413
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,786
And it's a lot of pressure.
414
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,746
No, no, no, no,
there's no pressure, okay?
415
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,623
There's no pressure.
416
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,707
It's just our honeymoon.
417
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,502
But there is a
lot of pressure.
418
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:07,794
Oh my God.
419
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,213
Come here.
420
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,714
I do feel seen by you.
421
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,800
I do, I do.
422
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,719
I see you.
Like, I see you.
423
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:19,723
And I see you seeing me. I
do. I see you seeing me, I do.
424
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,977
I really love it when
you tell me these things.
425
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,021
I really do.
426
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,733
Okay, that can sometimes
be hard for me.
427
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,446
I feel really, really good.
428
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:38,117
I do. Just to be able to
talk, you know?
429
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,454
[Paz] Good morning!
430
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,210
- [Paz] I told you my friends
always come through.
431
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,336
Are y'all getting hungry?
432
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,963
Brunch is just about ready.
433
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,714
‘Honeymoon package.’
434
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,800
- We’re fasting--
- Do you want to join us?
435
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,053
Yeah, I do.
436
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,097
[birds chirping]
437
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,141
[Paz] When I got here,
I was like,
438
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,308
I need to be by the
jungle always.
439
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,060
But I need to be
by the ocean too.
440
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,689
And I feel like here on Bocas
I get the best of both worlds.
441
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,358
- You can have it all.
- If you have balance.
442
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,404
That really, really
resonates with me.
443
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,656
I knew I needed
something for me
444
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,534
outside of work, outside of
the rise-and-grind culture.
445
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,369
And so I was like,
446
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,121
‘I’m taking back Mondays.’
447
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,747
But like, what does that
mean actually, right?
448
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,500
And so I was like, okay,
449
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:32,504
Sunday scaries, no sleep,
450
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,799
Monday fog, caffeine fix.
451
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,551
So I decided to make my
morning coffee
452
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,678
a practice of self-care.
453
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,221
Skip the Blue Bottle,
brew at home.
454
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,807
I started doing it every day
and I realized
455
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:48,061
I do have the discipline.
And I got control over myself.
456
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,898
And I think it was
that mental obstacle, that
457
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,277
hurdle of doing it every day
that changed my life forever.
458
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,531
Yeah, that is balance.
459
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:00,991
Yeah.
460
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,662
How about you?
How do you find balance?
461
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,793
Oh, I work out
in the mornings.
462
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:16,506
I'm a podcast engineer,
and it's a lot of sitting.
463
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:21,345
Working out helps me focus
and stay balanced.
464
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,640
You're in your head right now.
465
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,560
[rustling]
466
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,438
Take this.
467
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,190
A rock.
468
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,317
It's not just a rock.
It's a special rock.
469
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,195
So whenever you have anxiety
or something's coming up
470
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,364
you can hold it or play
with it or whatever you want.
471
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,368
But I used to have
the same thing, so I get it.
472
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,039
Well, I, uh... I don't want
to take your special rock.
473
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,831
No, it's your rock now.
474
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:51,583
Seriously.
475
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,169
I'll be right back.
476
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,797
I'm going to go get
myself a new rock.
477
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:58,799
[chair creaks]
478
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,141
Okay, listen.
479
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,936
Remember when we were
talking about trying
480
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,397
something new
for our adventure?
481
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,731
Okay? Hear me out.
482
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,984
Don't react until I finish.
483
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:18,735
Okay.
484
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,239
What if we seduced Paz?
485
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,992
♪
486
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,370
- The rental host?
- Mm-hm.
487
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,413
Are you serious?
488
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,455
Yeah.
489
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,333
I mean, we're both
clearly attracted to them,
490
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,169
and, like, there's
a connection.
491
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,922
I mean, this is our
honeymoon, right?
492
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,217
And it's a safe
space to do it.
493
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,219
And, you know,
we didn't anticipate it,
494
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,972
which I think is really good.
495
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:49,307
Yeah.
496
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,852
I mean, it sounds like a lot.
497
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,021
Yeah, but--okay,
498
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,522
don't you want to
jumpstart things
499
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:57,982
and, like, reset things?
500
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,358
I mean, we're setting
the table for the
501
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,235
rest of our lives,
502
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:03,947
and I--we
want an adventure.
503
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,073
Okay, okay.
504
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,826
To be clear, you're saying
you just want to have
505
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,620
a threesome here,
506
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,082
and we're not opening
our relationship?
507
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,084
Yeah, a threesome.
508
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:21,422
But, if you and Paz wanted
to have your own experience,
509
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,091
I'd support that.
510
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,677
Like, I think that
would be beautiful.
511
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:31,432
A threesome? For us?
512
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,684
Yeah, for us.
513
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:34,852
You know,
514
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,814
I don’t--I don’t--
I don’t know--
515
00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,066
Gotta have your rock.
516
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,109
I don’t think so.
517
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,071
Hey, that was an awesome meal.
518
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,990
- Oh, oh, yeah. For sure.
- This was really great.
519
00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:50,076
Ah, nope, nope, nope, nope.
520
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,827
I got this.
We're going to clean up.
521
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,162
You've been amazing.
522
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,122
We're going to write
a great review.
523
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,374
Oh, and the rock too.
524
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,917
- [Paz] Oh, right on.
- And you rock!
525
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,543
Thank you. Yeah.
All right. Right on.
526
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:00,836
Well, if you need me,
527
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:01,838
I'm just up the beach.
528
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,464
Great. Thanks a lot.
529
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,216
Yeah.
530
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:10,639
Paz!
531
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,348
Yeah. What's up?
532
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,560
Can we pay you to
show us a good time?
533
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,605
I mean, like a good time--
534
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:20,773
Like a good time
around the islands?
535
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,441
Because we were going
to be here for
536
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,442
3 or 4 days.
We just want an--
537
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,277
We want an adventure
around the islands.
538
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,779
Just like a tour guide.
539
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,155
[Drew] Yeah,
only a tour guide.
540
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,908
You don't have to put us
to bed or anything or, like
541
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,326
babysit us, you know?
542
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,414
But, uh... shows that I'm
compromising and I'm open.
543
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:36,705
Yeah.
544
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,749
For sure. No. We could--
I'm totally down
545
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,753
We can go to Paki Point
and there's the mangroves.
546
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,171
I can take you guys
to Secret Island.
547
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,172
Secret Island?
548
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:45,881
[Paz] Yeah!
549
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,341
It's this island
no one really knows about.
550
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,010
And it's fucking sick.
551
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,137
Great.
552
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,388
♪ upbeat music ♪
553
00:23:52,389 --> 00:24:20,958
♪
554
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,751
[Paz] So the owner
was like, ‘Hey, Paz!
555
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,628
why don't you just
keep an eye on things?
556
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:25,546
I'll pay you.’
557
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:26,839
So it kind of just worked out.
558
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,842
Sometimes things just...
work out!
559
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,845
Yeah, sometimes things
just work out.
560
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,974
Like how we met.
On Craigslist.
561
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,521
I was selling my Nana's lamp.
562
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:43,772
Didn't really fit
in my place--
563
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,776
You would sell your
grandma's lamp?
564
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,238
Well,
565
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:55,827
I was leaning into a more
Japanese aesthetic.
566
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,915
And Nana was more
of a maximalist.
567
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,833
[slurp]
568
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,004
Teresa answered the ad.
569
00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,382
And, a lot of people
were low balling me.
570
00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:12,718
And then she comes in and
571
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:15,722
she offers me the
lowest number, right?
572
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:20,601
And I couldn't say no because
she's a good negotiator.
573
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:21,310
Cool!
574
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,895
Let's go for a swim?
575
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:23,563
Yeah!
576
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,231
[chair creaks]
577
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:26,942
[waves crash]
578
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:30,986
Yeah, it’s magical.
579
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:33,113
I mean, there's, like,
fireflies everywhere.
580
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:34,657
And, um... I don’t know why
581
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,409
people shit all over the
Midwest. It’s the best.
582
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,954
I’m trying to remember
why I was there...
583
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,705
My cousin lover.
584
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,792
But it was winter, so there
were no lightning bugs.
585
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,752
Your cousin lover?
586
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:47,878
Yeah.
587
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,506
My cousin Sammi.
At the time, we were dating.
588
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,632
You were dating your cousin?
589
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,800
Yeah.
590
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,468
Like second cousin?
591
00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:55,844
No, first.
592
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,515
It's very common for cousins
to marry and have children.
593
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:01,183
It's actually a Western
constructed taboo
594
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:02,518
that's pretty damaging
to a normal
595
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,186
and acceptable practice.
596
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,689
Super western.
597
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,317
♪ “Back To The Wall”
playing ♪
598
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,528
[kids laugh, kick football]
599
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,279
[Paz] Hola Armodio! Qué tál?
600
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,656
[Armodio] Hey!
601
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:18,409
- [Armodio] Cómo estás?
- [Paz] Bien, bien.
602
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,827
- [Teresa] Hola!
- [Drew] Hola.
603
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,496
Teresa.
604
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:23,832
Drew. Armodio.
605
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:26,084
How you doing?
606
00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:27,501
Muy bien.
607
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:31,047
I mean, wow, this is
Secret Island? Wow.
608
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:32,673
Oh, no.
609
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,009
No, this isn’t Secret Island.
610
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,510
No, I got to get
to know you a little
611
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:38,012
better before we go
to Secret Island.
612
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,640
[kids laugh, kick football]
613
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:43,810
[Teresa] Ooh, tough luck!
614
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:46,687
Woo! Come on, babe!
615
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:48,857
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
616
00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,650
Wow, babe!
617
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,652
[Teresa] Paz, I thought you
said you played soccer!
618
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:55,780
[Paz] Oh, c’mon!
Give me a minute!
619
00:26:57,907 --> 00:26:58,532
[cicadas hum]
620
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:00,285
[Teresa] Okay, if I were
a fruit, what would I be?
621
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,455
[laughs] A coconut.
622
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,789
Okay, what would Drew be?
623
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,334
Um...
624
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,419
Are you saying I'm round?
625
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,838
No! No, coconuts
are sweet!
626
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:14,006
[Teresa] Where'd you get that?
627
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,466
[Paz] Oh, yeah.
My dad gave it to me.
628
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,968
It’s an Albanian eagle. Dads
usually give it to their sons,
629
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,887
but my dad gave it to me.
not my brothers.
630
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,513
[Teresa] Why? Because
you're his favorite?
631
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:22,307
[Paz] Probably.
632
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,432
Watch your step.
633
00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,393
- Thanks.
- I got you.
634
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,853
[Teresa] Yeah, we're still
waiting on the bags from
635
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:30,105
from Houston, but, it’s
actually pretty liberating.
636
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,567
Who needs more than
one outfit? Right? I mean...
637
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,945
Who needs clothes
at all? [laughs]
638
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,863
[Paz] Yeah, I only
have two shirts.
639
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,491
How'd you choose your name,
by the way?
640
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,576
‘Paz’?
641
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:43,411
It means ‘peace.’
642
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,038
So you just woke up one day
and decided you wanted
643
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,247
to be named ‘Peace’?
644
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,707
That's exactly what happened!
645
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,001
Okay, well, if you can
change your name, I can too.
646
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,504
You can! You can change
it right now.
647
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,046
Okay.
648
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,715
my name is Coco.
649
00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:59,635
Because of the coconuts?
650
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:00,512
No.
651
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:05,016
[Teresa] We’re moving at the
speed of nature around here.
652
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,811
Oh my god.
653
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,938
[kitten mews]
654
00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:11,690
Oh my god!
655
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,610
[footsteps approach]
656
00:28:16,319 --> 00:28:17,778
Here you go.
657
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,614
- Thanks.
- Yeah. For sure.
658
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:24,411
So, what kind of podcasts
do you work on?
659
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,163
Conversation, mostly.
660
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,959
True crime,
661
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,336
pop culture, sports.
662
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,965
Right on. You like true crime?
663
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,593
Not really. No.
664
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,136
Do you?
665
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,138
Fuck no!
666
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:48,768
I used to be in music.
667
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,980
No bills are paid that way.
668
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,151
But the skills carry over
into podcasting.
669
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,444
Right.
670
00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,988
And I do get to play a
little bit with the
671
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,031
true crime stuff, like,
672
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,577
I'll add creepy music
673
00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,288
and mess with the levels.
674
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,082
I don't think they
notice though.
675
00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:12,751
Probably not.
676
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,462
On other shows,
the hosts are like
677
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:19,882
semi-famous people
acting like they're saying
678
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:22,342
something important to
build their brands
679
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,886
so they don't have to
podcast anymore.
680
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:24,887
Oh, fuck.
681
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,556
That's depressing.
682
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,892
So you play an instrument?
683
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,144
[Teresa] You guys, look!
684
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,605
It's so cute.
685
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,983
[kids laugh]
686
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,403
[speaking Spanish]
687
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,032
What are they saying?
688
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,492
That cat’s got scabies.
689
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:47,326
Oh my god.
690
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,744
♪ “Coconut Water”
playing ♪
691
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,913
[Paz] No, Teresa. Cat scabies.
692
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,581
They don't bite humans.
693
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,292
[Drew] God, I love that woman.
694
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,252
[Paz laughs]
695
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:58,003
They don't bite humans.
696
00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:59,839
Teresa, come on.
697
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,423
[Teresa screams]
698
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:02,674
[Teresa] I can feel it!
699
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,760
Your wife is fucking crazy.
700
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,721
[Teresa] What the fuck?!
701
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:08,348
It's good.
702
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,940
[kids kick football]
703
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:19,942
[Paz] Thank you so much.
704
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,193
I'll see you later.
705
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,029
Hey guys, the boat is ready.
706
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,031
Need help?
707
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:29,244
You seen my hat?
708
00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:32,788
Hey!
709
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:33,914
Excuse me.
710
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:34,998
That’s my hat.
711
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:35,834
That's mine.
712
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,961
It’s his hat now.
I traded it for this.
713
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,421
- What?
- It was a special rock
714
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,840
and he really wanted
you to have it.
715
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,300
But I was like, ‘Drew’s not
gonna take a rock from a kid.’
716
00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:46,344
So I gave him your hat.
717
00:30:48,137 --> 00:30:50,598
Besides, your wife
hates the hat.
718
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:55,769
♪ calm music ♪
719
00:30:55,770 --> 00:31:24,548
♪
720
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:27,427
Do you wanna join us
for a drink tonight?
721
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,679
Of course.
722
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,015
- What better way
to end the day?
723
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,768
What do you mean?
We're going dancing tonight!
724
00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:39,606
My Kiki! What’s up?
725
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,858
How are you? This is Drew.
726
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,152
- Hi.
- Teresa, this is my Kiki.
727
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,737
So nice to meet you.
728
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:50,825
[Kiki laughs]
729
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:55,455
So,‘My Kiki,’ what brought
you to Bocas?
730
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,040
No, just ‘Kiki.’
731
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,834
Paz loves nicknames.
732
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:01,419
[giggling]
733
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:02,879
Tell them.
734
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:06,257
- No...
- Come on, come on.
735
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:11,011
Well, I was out here
for a certain reality
736
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:14,056
TV show filming
on an island out here.
737
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,933
Yes, yes, that one.
738
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,226
And I was really excited.
739
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:18,769
Of course.
740
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,896
And, I mean, it's super
competitive to even get on,
741
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,439
so I didn't care if they
cast me as the villain.
742
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,733
I was just so ready.
743
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,443
And, um...
744
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,737
It’s okay.
745
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:32,033
I was voted off
the first night.
746
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:34,201
Oh, yikes.
747
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:34,910
It's okay.
748
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,412
You put yourself out there,
and I think that is so big.
749
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:38,121
Thanks babe.
750
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,164
So big.
751
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:41,166
[Paz] And I love that you're
someone who would do that.
752
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:44,170
[Kiki] I appreciate that.
It’s just--
753
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:47,589
I don't know if Paz
understands completely
754
00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:50,717
because I don't know if you've
even seen a reality TV show.
755
00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:52,302
I haven't.
756
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:53,595
Not once.
757
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:54,888
What?
758
00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:58,058
Well, the only thing worse
than being the villain is
759
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:01,062
being the one
no one remembers.
760
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:05,357
So I decided to stay in town
to decompress
761
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:09,069
and wallow a bit, and
762
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:12,197
Paz found me at Coquitos
763
00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:13,782
drowning my sorrows.
764
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,784
[Drew] I still think that
is just so cool.
765
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,536
I would love to be
on a show like that.
766
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:19,287
[Kiki] You should! Right?
767
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:22,416
I mean, you've got the
strength. Obviously.
768
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,919
And the social game, which
is pretty much most of it.
769
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,088
I'm gonna re-up.
770
00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,675
My drink. Does anybody
want another drink?
771
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,510
Oh no, I'm still
working on mine.
772
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:34,261
Thanks, though.
773
00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,929
Thank you.
774
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:38,849
So what brings you
guys to the island?
775
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,019
- I'm gonna be right back.
- Okay. Yeah.
776
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:44,479
[Drew] It is our honeymoon.
777
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,856
- Your honeymoon?
- Yeah.
778
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:46,481
Oh my gosh!
779
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:47,858
Congratulations!
780
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,568
The happy couple!
781
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,111
Yes. I have questions.
782
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:54,198
Oh, please fire away.
783
00:33:54,490 --> 00:33:56,325
[knife cuts]
784
00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,328
You like-a da sour?
785
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,166
Ew!
786
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,501
I like-a da sour.
787
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:11,256
How long have you and
‘My Kiki’ been together?
788
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:13,176
Oh, we're not together.
789
00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,804
We just enjoy
each other's company.
790
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:21,976
Okay, I figured,
which is fine, obviously.
791
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:23,977
Why wouldn't it be fine?
792
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,145
I don't blame you for staying.
793
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,354
This place is so beautiful.
794
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:27,856
I mean, it is. It really is.
795
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:29,733
I mean, it's amazing.
796
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:32,861
But I didn't stay here
for the island.
797
00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:34,864
I stayed here for
buried treasure.
798
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,616
- What?
- Yeah!
799
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:38,241
Yeah. No.
800
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:38,992
I'm serious.
801
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:42,205
There's buried treasure
all over this island.
802
00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:43,956
Here, try this.
803
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,588
[lime squishes]
804
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:55,343
You're going to spit it out.
You like it?
805
00:34:57,136 --> 00:35:01,474
Okay. I don't. Disgusting!
806
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,103
[Kiki laughs]
807
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,815
All right. Let's dance.
808
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,317
♪ “Coquitos” playing ♪
809
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:43,515
♪ ♪
810
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:46,852
[Kiki] The history and the
adventure and the exploring!
811
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,937
- It's just--
- Incredible.
812
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,939
Yes!
813
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,190
Guess what?
814
00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:55,026
We're going to the
Secret Island tomorrow.
815
00:35:55,027 --> 00:35:56,987
[Teresa] What’s that!
Oh my God!
816
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,905
I don't like things
that crawl!
817
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:01,241
[Paz] Look, it won't do
anything. It's just a crab.
818
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,701
[Kiki] Oh, I love this song!
819
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,705
Oh, hey, drinks on me.
820
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,166
Okay. Paz and Kiki,
they’re just friends.
821
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,126
Very friendly friends.
822
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,461
What about Kiki?
823
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,214
I don't know.
What about Kiki?
824
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,757
Come on. You know.
825
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,926
Oh, no. No. Okay.
826
00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:22,137
No! Come on,
I was open to Paz
827
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,597
because you're attracted
to them.
828
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,348
Why don't you just
be open to Kiki?
829
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,976
Oh, I don't know, Drew.
It's--I don't know.
830
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:29,811
The energy is not there.
831
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:31,855
I found a connection with Paz.
832
00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,523
Okay? Took a beat.
833
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,108
But we're on vacation.
834
00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:38,112
Like, this is a safe space
for us to explore together.
835
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,655
Don’t laugh!
You know you want to!
836
00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:41,865
[Drew] Our adventure.
Okay.
837
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:42,658
Okay, fine. Maybe.
838
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,998
[crowd whoops]
839
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:51,917
Paz said they're going
to pick us up tomorrow
840
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,587
morning and take us to
breakfast on the ocean.
841
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:58,381
I mean, do you feel that
chemistry with Paz?
842
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,050
Because I see it
between you two.
843
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,801
I mean, it is electric.
844
00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:04,054
It's like we're alive.
845
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:07,933
And Secret Island is clearly
where they go to fool around.
846
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,937
You saw the look on Kiki's
face when Paz said that.
847
00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:14,815
What do you think it's going
to be like with Paz?
848
00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,444
Are you mad about Kiki?
849
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,947
When we go to Secret Island
850
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,908
it's going to be like this.
851
00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,496
[kissing]
852
00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,047
And this.
853
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,972
You’re going to do
this to both
854
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,557
me and Paz at the same time?
855
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,268
Yes.
856
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,521
[kissing]
857
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,566
And this...
858
00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:06,158
[Teresa moans]
859
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,287
And this...
860
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,003
And this...
861
00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:22,133
[moaning continues]
862
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:29,974
[quiet birds]
863
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,654
[blowing breath]
864
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,826
You're awake.
865
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,828
What time is it?
866
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,164
I have no idea.
867
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,584
Hey, what if we
didn't sleep with Paz?
868
00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:59,085
- What?
- Yeah.
869
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:02,715
I just feel like I sort of
forced you into it, and...
870
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,426
I don’t know.
871
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,803
Let’s just stick to the plan.
872
00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,472
For us.
873
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,183
Our adventure.
874
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:16,853
Right, right.
875
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,314
Okay, I'm going to
go make coffee.
876
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,899
Big day.
877
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:24,362
Secret Island.
878
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,989
[wind blows, palms creak]
879
00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:34,121
[footsteps]
880
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,962
[waves build]
881
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,426
[Teresa sighs]
882
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,221
[Drew] How is it?
883
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,140
It's good.
884
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,227
Come in!
885
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,687
[wind blows]
886
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,150
Who’s ready for Secret Island?
887
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:05,693
[Teresa] Oh, we are!
888
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:06,946
[Drew] Yes.
889
00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,366
No way.
890
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,493
I told you I got you.
891
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,369
You didn't have to do this.
892
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,703
No, I did, and it is
a Panama hat,
893
00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:17,122
they’re just made in Ecuador.
894
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,665
It's a common misconception.
895
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,793
Oh, you look so cute.
896
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:23,420
Okay, so I have a picnic
packed up here,
897
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,254
a special picnic.
898
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,463
We have some arts and crafts.
899
00:40:25,464 --> 00:40:28,133
I love arts and crafts!
And a lot of water.
900
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,426
Love water.
901
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,927
And the thing about Secret
Island, when we get there,
902
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:31,803
we're going to have to--
903
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:33,012
Oh my God.
904
00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:33,555
What's wrong?
905
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,890
Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God.
906
00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:36,599
[Paz] Did you get bit?
907
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,561
No, nothing. It’s fine. Fuck!
908
00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,438
No no it’s--
[breathing heavily]
909
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:42,440
No, it’s fine, it’s fine!
910
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:43,691
[Drew] What it is,
what happened?
911
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:44,608
My ring!
912
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,860
I had it on on the porch
and it was on my finger
913
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:48,528
and then I came out
here to the ocean
914
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,738
and then I stuck my hands
down in the ground
915
00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,574
because I was
grounding myself!
916
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,367
[Drew] It might be buried.
Just dig. Just dig!
917
00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:55,702
You’re sure it was right here?
918
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,370
[Teresa] Yes!
Oh I was so stupid!
919
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,788
That was so stupid!
920
00:40:58,789 --> 00:40:59,247
What do we do?
921
00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:01,459
[Paz] It’s okay, it’s okay!
922
00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:04,836
I'm so sorry.
923
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:05,879
It's okay.
924
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,715
No. I’m not good.
925
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:09,716
Don't say that.
926
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:10,467
I’m not.
927
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,468
I love you so much.
928
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,385
I’m not good.
929
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:14,430
No, don’t say that.
930
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:16,599
It’s going to be okay.
931
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:19,143
I know.
932
00:41:19,685 --> 00:41:20,935
Guys.
933
00:41:20,936 --> 00:41:22,188
I’m so sorry.
934
00:41:22,771 --> 00:41:23,439
[loud breath]
935
00:41:24,064 --> 00:41:26,149
The last metal detector
936
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,234
on the island went missing
937
00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,487
six years ago.
938
00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,906
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry.
939
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,282
Fuck.
940
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,124
Is there anything
I can do for you?
941
00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:08,526
♪ tender music ♪
942
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,887
We should go inside.
943
00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:38,639
Yeah.
944
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:52,610
♪
945
00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,572
[Paz] You've been trying
to seduce me this whole time.
946
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,698
No...
947
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:57,908
No!
948
00:42:58,617 --> 00:42:59,827
[laughing]
949
00:43:00,202 --> 00:43:01,954
Okay, well, yes.
950
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,581
That's fine.
951
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,791
We have a connection.
952
00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:10,336
You know what would make
this even better?
953
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,212
What?
954
00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:12,214
Breakfast in bed.
955
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:14,799
Hey, we’ll help.
956
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,343
[Drew] No, I got it. Yeah.
957
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,389
♪ “Qué Rico” playing ♪
958
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,323
I feel so present.
959
00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:41,327
Like, so in my body.
[Paz] Yeah. That's good.
960
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,911
I've been trying to be, like,
more in my body and just
961
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:45,413
more in myself in general
962
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,373
Like, for example,
in my morning routine,
963
00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:49,375
I wake up,
I do my morning pages,
964
00:43:49,376 --> 00:43:51,419
I write three things
I’m grateful for, three things
965
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,171
I wish I can improve upon,
and three intentions
966
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,589
I have for the day.
967
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:56,257
I just find if I’m not
staying grateful
968
00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:58,760
I end up being in this
really negative headspace
969
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:01,512
which just sort of accelerates
me to be more in my body.
970
00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:02,263
Whoa.
971
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:03,432
[laughing]
972
00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:05,933
So you do all that so
you can be present?
973
00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:06,684
Yeah, yeah.
974
00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:07,811
All the time.
975
00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:19,989
♪
976
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:21,825
I want you to be
present with me.
977
00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:28,290
I don't think I could do that.
978
00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:32,252
May I?
979
00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:38,634
What do you feel?
980
00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,054
♪ tender music ♪
981
00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:45,391
I feel your hands.
982
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:47,559
What do you see?
983
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:51,605
I see your eyes.
984
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:54,400
♪
985
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:55,943
How do you feel?
986
00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,239
I feel safe.
987
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:02,657
You’ll find you’ll
surprise yourself
988
00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:03,659
when you quiet yourself.
989
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,413
♪
990
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:14,545
[Drew] Breakfast on the
upper deck!
991
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,260
Man, I am so full.
992
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:23,761
But I can't stop eating.
993
00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:25,806
I love your pancakes, Drew.
994
00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,101
I’m really good at
making pancakes.
995
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,272
Should we do a check in?
996
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:36,399
Oh, yeah. Sure.
997
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,775
Yeah, well, I can go first.
998
00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,318
So we just
engaged in an intimate
999
00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:40,528
experience together,
1000
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:43,323
and I feel very good about it.
1001
00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:48,954
[mouth full]
1002
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:54,543
Well, I feel good.
1003
00:45:55,669 --> 00:45:56,377
I feel really good.
1004
00:45:56,378 --> 00:45:59,548
I'm surprised at how
good I feel.
1005
00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:02,508
And um...
1006
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:04,094
I feel more connected
with you.
1007
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:06,763
So thank you, Paz.
1008
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,640
That make me really
happy to hear.
1009
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,267
Teresa?
1010
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:17,483
Oh um... I feel... like
I have to pee.
1011
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,944
[plate clatters]
1012
00:46:21,987 --> 00:46:23,155
[footsteps]
1013
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:27,743
[faucet turns on]
1014
00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,124
[sink drips]
1015
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,262
[low droning]
1016
00:46:58,398 --> 00:47:00,192
[drone builds]
1017
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:02,069
Are you happy now?
1018
00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:04,946
Life is...
1019
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:06,281
moving.
1020
00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:09,076
[low wooshing]
1021
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,290
At the speed of nature.
1022
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,669
[low wooshing]
1023
00:47:23,966 --> 00:47:25,259
What’s in the pancakes?
1024
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,469
I am...
1025
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:29,555
happy.
1026
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,933
I'm really, really happy.
1027
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:37,813
Good.
1028
00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:40,022
Flour...
1029
00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,607
Sugar...
1030
00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:43,401
Eggs...
1031
00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,111
Milk...
1032
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,280
Chocolate.
1033
00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:49,992
Chocolate?
1034
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,494
From your bag.
1035
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,331
That's not chocolate
chocolate.
1036
00:47:58,041 --> 00:47:59,793
It’s not chocolate-
chocolate?
1037
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,296
It's magic chocolate.
1038
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,426
♪
1039
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:13,765
Oh my God!
1040
00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:17,269
The gap in the teeth
leads to the heart!
1041
00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,898
It’s all a map!
1042
00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:25,444
Albert Einstein’s second wife
Elsa was his first cousin.
1043
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:26,778
Oh my God!
1044
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,322
Their mothers were sisters and
their fathers
1045
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,033
were first cousins.
1046
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:32,367
Oh my God!
1047
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:35,244
Can you imagine how hard
it must be to balance
1048
00:48:35,245 --> 00:48:37,706
mother in laws
who are also sisters?
1049
00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:44,212
On top of maintaining his
relationship with Elsa?
1050
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,215
I love my husband.
1051
00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,969
I love his jokes.
1052
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:53,430
They're funny.
1053
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:56,641
They are funny.
1054
00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:58,184
You know what?
1055
00:48:58,185 --> 00:48:59,019
What?
1056
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:03,357
I have to love people right
where they are.
1057
00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:07,152
You got to love people right
where they are, Drew.
1058
00:49:09,571 --> 00:49:10,906
I’ve got your back!
1059
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,492
♪ “Lightest Light” playing ♪
1060
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:20,958
I'm so happy.
1061
00:49:22,834 --> 00:49:24,169
I'm so happy.
1062
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,381
I’m so happy!
1063
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:36,014
[laughing]
1064
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,642
Oh, shit!
1065
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:41,894
I drugged us!
1066
00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:44,147
I drugged us on accident!
1067
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:49,695
[laughing continues]
1068
00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:51,738
[Teresa] Woah...
1069
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:59,204
♪ Take yourself into ♪
1070
00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:03,000
♪ the unknown ♪
1071
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:11,842
♪ Take yourself into ♪
1072
00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:13,844
[Paz] Guys...
1073
00:50:16,596 --> 00:50:17,973
[Teresa] Woah!
1074
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,642
[Paz] Let me see it.
1075
00:50:22,477 --> 00:50:24,104
[Paz] Oh fuck.
1076
00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:29,066
[Paz] Oh fuck!
1077
00:50:29,067 --> 00:50:31,236
[Paz laughs]
1078
00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:33,070
[Drew] That’s awesome.
1079
00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:34,364
[Paz] Jeez!
1080
00:50:36,158 --> 00:50:38,243
This is, like, the
best thing I've ever eaten.
1081
00:50:42,622 --> 00:50:44,499
What are the plans
for tonight?
1082
00:50:46,084 --> 00:50:47,960
I need to dance.
1083
00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:50,964
Oh you know what?
I need to dance, too.
1084
00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:52,716
Let's dance.
1085
00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,342
I'm going to meet up
with some friends,
1086
00:50:55,343 --> 00:50:58,346
but y'all should definitely
have some fun.
1087
00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:01,349
Oh, yeah.
1088
00:51:01,933 --> 00:51:03,976
Good. Yeah.
That's great, actually.
1089
00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:06,771
I've been wanting some
solo time with you.
1090
00:51:06,772 --> 00:51:08,982
Yeah. That's good.
That's a good idea.
1091
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,776
All right, well,
1092
00:51:11,777 --> 00:51:14,321
if you need me,
you know where I live.
1093
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,032
Right down the beach.
1094
00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:20,659
[Paz laughs]
1095
00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:22,120
[Paz] Alright...
1096
00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:22,996
Bye!
1097
00:51:23,121 --> 00:51:24,081
[Paz] Bye!
1098
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:25,707
[Teresa] They’re so funny.
1099
00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:30,921
This’ll be nice.
1100
00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:39,304
♪ gentle music ♪
1101
00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:46,936
[Teresa] No, I am
glad we chose here.
1102
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,606
[Drew] Yeah, it’s been so...
1103
00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:51,566
You okay?
1104
00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:52,984
Yeah.
1105
00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:55,694
[Teresa] Woah! What
the fuck was that?
1106
00:51:55,695 --> 00:51:57,071
[Drew] It's just a crab.
1107
00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:59,115
It’s a crab--it’s okay!
1108
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,909
[Teresa, screaming] Run away!
1109
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,744
The thing is, I feel
like if I'm moving,
1110
00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:04,912
then things can't bite me.
1111
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,247
Does that make sense?
1112
00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:08,124
So I just feel like
we need to go dancing.
1113
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,083
Yeah. Let's just--
1114
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,627
Let's go dancing.
1115
00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:12,253
[Drew’s stomach growls]
1116
00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:13,130
Mmm.
1117
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:14,713
Are you okay?
1118
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:15,590
Mhm.
1119
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:17,509
Ugh.
1120
00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:21,471
Drew?
1121
00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:24,182
[Teresa] Are you sure
you’re okay?
1122
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:28,103
Yes. You go
without me.
1123
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,022
Don’t deny your
dancing mood.
1124
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:34,151
[laughing]
Okay.
1125
00:52:35,527 --> 00:52:37,904
I'll be dancing here in bed.
1126
00:52:39,447 --> 00:52:41,575
Good night.
1127
00:52:43,118 --> 00:52:46,204
♪ “Bailando” playing ♪
1128
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:52,043
[glasses clink, patrons talk]
1129
00:52:52,377 --> 00:52:53,460
Um, hola.
1130
00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,546
[Bartender] Hi!
1131
00:52:55,630 --> 00:52:58,048
Un tequila y soda por favor.
1132
00:52:58,049 --> 00:52:59,008
[Bartender] Tequila soda.
1133
00:52:59,009 --> 00:52:59,801
Yes.
1134
00:53:00,051 --> 00:53:00,760
Con lime.
1135
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:02,804
[Bartender] Right now.
1136
00:53:15,025 --> 00:53:16,525
¿Hola John, qué tál?
1137
00:53:16,526 --> 00:53:18,819
[Bartender] Hey, Kiki.
Hola. ¿Cómo estás?
1138
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,071
Bien. ¿Y tú?
1139
00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:21,114
[Bartender] Excelente.
1140
00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:22,157
[Kiki] Love that.
1141
00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:27,454
Hi.
1142
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:29,163
How was your day?
1143
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:32,459
Oh, it was, it was great.
Thanks. Yeah.
1144
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,002
That’s great.
1145
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:40,967
Do you hate yourself?
1146
00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:46,056
No. I don't hate myself.
1147
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,768
What kind of question is that?
1148
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:52,228
Oh. Right.
1149
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,563
I'm just wondering.
1150
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:56,524
I was just wondering.
[laughing]
1151
00:54:01,112 --> 00:54:03,781
You see, I was on
this reality TV show.
1152
00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,157
Yes, I know.
1153
00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:06,368
Right.
1154
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,245
Sorry.
1155
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:14,124
I just figure you
1156
00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:17,086
have to hate yourself
1157
00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:19,589
to put yourself on a
show like that.
1158
00:54:23,468 --> 00:54:25,970
But at least now I know
1159
00:54:25,971 --> 00:54:28,598
I hate myself, and
I'm working on it.
1160
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:32,769
And I think someday
I will like myself.
1161
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:37,314
That's great, Kiki, that
you're doing all that work.
1162
00:54:37,315 --> 00:54:41,653
but I like myself, so...
1163
00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,156
I don't really think that
pertains to me.
1164
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,159
That's good.
1165
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,538
[bag unzips]
1166
00:54:53,873 --> 00:54:55,625
Pepto. Thank you God.
1167
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:02,048
You know, I saw
you guys earlier.
1168
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:05,385
You and Paz and Drew.
1169
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:07,429
Oh.
1170
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,596
Yeah.
1171
00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:09,471
But that’s okay.
1172
00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:11,640
I mean, I'm super used
to it by now.
1173
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,310
That’s kind of Paz’s thing.
1174
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,688
You know? Sleeping with
couples here on vacation.
1175
00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:19,815
And it's funny because
they all think it's like
1176
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:24,904
this magical, unique
thing, but it's not.
1177
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:32,077
Being with Paz alone
though, that's different.
1178
00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:33,538
That's special.
1179
00:55:34,789 --> 00:55:37,082
They let very few people in.
1180
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,918
One on one. Like that.
1181
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:41,880
[lantern rattles]
1182
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,053
Um...
1183
00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:50,387
Okay, thank you.
1184
00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:52,098
I have to go.
1185
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:56,102
Okay. Do you, um...
1186
00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:02,442
[waves crash]
1187
00:56:07,947 --> 00:56:10,240
“I can have my
own experience.”
1188
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:12,202
I don’t hate myself.
1189
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:16,748
Paz.
1190
00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:21,544
Oh, sorry.
1191
00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,221
[boat rattles]
1192
00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:37,268
Paz?
1193
00:56:42,649 --> 00:56:43,400
Hey.
1194
00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,363
How was your night?
1195
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,409
Yo!
1196
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,952
I was just packing so
we could go first thing.
1197
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,872
Oh, great. Awesome.
1198
00:56:59,290 --> 00:57:00,458
Do you want to have a beer?
1199
00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:01,668
Is it cold?
1200
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,171
[distant thunder]
1201
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,511
[thunder continues]
1202
00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:16,224
You're quiet.
1203
00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:20,437
I just feel at ease
when I'm around you.
1204
00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:23,398
So you like me?
1205
00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:26,443
[thunder fades]
1206
00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:36,703
I'm sorry.
1207
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:40,623
Teresa's just in my head,
1208
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,418
and I can't stop thinking...
1209
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:49,047
I thought that
1210
00:57:49,048 --> 00:57:51,009
I was standing on
something solid.
1211
00:57:53,511 --> 00:57:56,889
But now I think that I'm
1212
00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:58,475
the only one that felt that.
1213
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:09,776
She said that she wanted us
1214
00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:12,780
to have our own experience.
1215
00:58:14,407 --> 00:58:15,742
You and me.
1216
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:29,714
♪ tender music ♪
1217
00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:46,606
[broken light flickers]
1218
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:50,527
[mosquito buzzes]
1219
00:58:59,410 --> 00:59:00,828
[door creaks]
1220
00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,767
I know you think I'm crazy
1221
00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:24,978
but I'm not.
1222
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,568
[door rattles loudly]
1223
00:59:42,328 --> 00:59:43,871
This door’s jammed.
1224
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,085
[rattling continues]
1225
00:59:54,507 --> 00:59:55,842
You have fun?
1226
00:59:57,510 --> 01:00:00,054
It was really, really fun.
1227
01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:04,725
I missed you.
1228
01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:05,977
How are you feeling?
1229
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,645
Much better.
1230
01:00:10,231 --> 01:00:13,276
- Hey, listen--
- I want you so bad right now.
1231
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,070
I miss our one-on-ones.
1232
01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:19,407
Ugh. Tequila breath.
1233
01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:22,702
Sorry, babe.
1234
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,504
You’re a little tipsy.
1235
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:36,465
You know what?
1236
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:37,342
I'm really tired.
1237
01:00:44,682 --> 01:00:48,728
[distant guitar playing]
1238
01:00:56,903 --> 01:01:00,948
[Drew strums guitar]
1239
01:01:16,714 --> 01:01:18,007
Sorry.
1240
01:01:18,925 --> 01:01:20,510
No. Keep playing.
1241
01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:22,679
No, I was just messing around.
1242
01:01:25,848 --> 01:01:27,433
Are you ready for
Secret Island?
1243
01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:32,270
How was the bar?
1244
01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:34,189
Oh, it was really, really fun.
1245
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:35,649
Yeah.
1246
01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:38,319
I love hanging with that crew.
1247
01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:41,614
Paz is such a funny dancer.
1248
01:01:41,989 --> 01:01:43,032
Paz was there?
1249
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,326
That's weird.
1250
01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:48,079
Why is it weird?
1251
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,959
Paz was here getting the boat
ready for today.
1252
01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:54,293
Okay.
1253
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:57,380
And, I saw them,
and I went down there
1254
01:01:57,922 --> 01:01:59,757
and then
1255
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:02,510
we had our own experience.
1256
01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:06,931
You and Paz?
1257
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:08,683
Yeah.
1258
01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,060
You and Paz hooked up?
1259
01:02:11,477 --> 01:02:12,687
Yeah.
1260
01:02:13,104 --> 01:02:14,480
Yeah, like you wanted.
1261
01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:15,940
It was...
1262
01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:20,236
I was open and
it was awesome.
1263
01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:22,321
Wow.
1264
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,074
That’s okay, right?
1265
01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:27,534
Because you told me
you wanted me to--
1266
01:02:27,535 --> 01:02:28,161
Yeah.
1267
01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:29,328
Yeah. Of course.
1268
01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:33,791
[Paz] Yo!
1269
01:02:36,377 --> 01:02:39,547
♪ tense music ♪
1270
01:02:52,351 --> 01:02:55,812
Okay, here we are,
at private beach
1271
01:02:55,813 --> 01:02:56,939
or whatever it’s called.
1272
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,567
There is the ocean.
1273
01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:03,988
And here is Paz.
1274
01:03:05,072 --> 01:03:06,491
And there’s Drew.
1275
01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:07,700
Drew!
1276
01:03:08,701 --> 01:03:09,951
Drew.
1277
01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:11,287
Give us a smile!
1278
01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:12,579
Okay.
1279
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:15,249
That is going to have
to be good enough.
1280
01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:19,212
Hey, Teresa, are you upset?
1281
01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:23,089
No, no.
1282
01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:24,217
Why would I be upset?
1283
01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:26,968
Because Drew and I had
our own experience last night.
1284
01:03:26,969 --> 01:03:28,888
Which you said was okay.
1285
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,098
And you may have mixed
feelings about it,
1286
01:03:32,099 --> 01:03:32,767
which is totally fine.
1287
01:03:33,684 --> 01:03:35,769
Okay, cool. Well, yeah.
1288
01:03:35,770 --> 01:03:36,561
I mean
1289
01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:39,356
maybe I did say something
along those lines and
1290
01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:39,982
it is fine.
1291
01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:42,985
So, sorry if I’m a
bit wound up.
1292
01:03:44,278 --> 01:03:46,781
I guess some of us had
a certain sort of
1293
01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:48,281
release last night
1294
01:03:48,282 --> 01:03:49,324
and some of us didn’t.
1295
01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:51,827
If you were to take
a scientific poll of
1296
01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,328
who is the most
relaxed on the island,
1297
01:03:53,329 --> 01:03:54,497
it’s not going to be me.
1298
01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:56,665
That’s fine.
1299
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,751
I'm sort of over here.
You're sort of over there.
1300
01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:02,754
We’re the Three Musketeers.
1301
01:04:02,755 --> 01:04:04,339
If one of the Musketeers
had been, like,
1302
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,090
kicked out of the group
1303
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,343
and asked back to some
sort of weird reunion tour.
1304
01:04:08,594 --> 01:04:09,387
But no.
1305
01:04:10,179 --> 01:04:11,055
I'm good.
1306
01:04:12,890 --> 01:04:13,849
[Drew] Hey, are you hungry?
1307
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,517
[Teresa] No. I’m not hungry.
1308
01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:16,602
I’m fasting.
1309
01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:19,647
Okay, you two need
to figure this out.
1310
01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:22,149
Can you just give us a second?
1311
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:25,653
What the hell? Teresa?
1312
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:27,697
Just talk to me.
1313
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,615
There’s nothing to talk about.
1314
01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:31,867
Well, I'm confused
because you said that
1315
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:32,659
you wanted this.
1316
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:34,119
that’s exactly what you said--
1317
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,247
I don't mean every
single thing that I say.
1318
01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:38,791
How am I supposed
to know that?
1319
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:41,043
I would never do
anything to hurt you.
1320
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:42,794
I would never--
1321
01:04:42,795 --> 01:04:43,963
[boat engine starts]
1322
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:45,756
Hey!
1323
01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:47,048
Where are you going?
1324
01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:48,801
You two need to
figure this out!
1325
01:04:49,385 --> 01:04:50,845
You're going to just
leave us here?
1326
01:04:52,096 --> 01:04:53,556
[boat engine fades]
1327
01:04:54,599 --> 01:04:55,640
Great.
1328
01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:56,851
Fucking great.
1329
01:04:58,436 --> 01:04:59,269
What?
1330
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,062
I did something?
1331
01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:01,981
Yeah. Literally.
1332
01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:05,150
Paz left us stranded here
because we’re so
1333
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,193
fucking awkward to
be around.
1334
01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:08,445
I just think it's funny.
1335
01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:11,406
I just think it's funny
that this entire week,
1336
01:05:11,407 --> 01:05:12,782
I've been the bad guy
for wanting to do
1337
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:13,701
something with Paz.
1338
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:16,369
I never said that you
were the bad guy
1339
01:05:16,370 --> 01:05:17,996
for wanting us to do
something with Paz.
1340
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:21,167
Then meanwhile,
la-de-fucking-da, you and Paz!
1341
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:22,918
This was your idea!
1342
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,753
You said I would love for you
1343
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:25,754
to have your own
experience with Paz!
1344
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,047
I think it would be
beautiful--
1345
01:05:27,048 --> 01:05:29,549
Oh, okay, Mr.
“This Is For Us!”
1346
01:05:29,550 --> 01:05:31,843
That is the only reason
why I agreed
1347
01:05:31,844 --> 01:05:32,845
to do the threesome.
1348
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:36,515
God forbid I want anything
outside of this.
1349
01:05:37,558 --> 01:05:39,643
You know what?
You didn't want this for us.
1350
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,728
You wanted it for you,
and now you're pissed off
1351
01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:43,606
because Paz and I
have a connection.
1352
01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,150
The three of us weren't
enough for you.
1353
01:05:47,151 --> 01:05:48,402
You just wanted
your own thing.
1354
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:50,654
You know what?
1355
01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:53,199
All this little playing
pretend that we're doing?
1356
01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:54,825
It’s so blah.
1357
01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:57,244
It makes me sick.
1358
01:05:57,703 --> 01:06:00,706
This whole thing
makes me sick.
1359
01:06:01,207 --> 01:06:02,792
And honestly, Drew?
1360
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:05,503
I feel bad for you.
1361
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:07,713
You just want everyone
to love you.
1362
01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,550
Is that why you're bending
over backwards for Paz
1363
01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,510
for the boat driver
1364
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:15,053
for the guy in the
aisle seat?
1365
01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:15,887
Everyone?
1366
01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:17,473
Why do you make me
feel this way?
1367
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:21,227
You made me feel
bad for just existing.
1368
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,523
Apparently, there's
something inherently
1369
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:27,440
wrong with me that you see
1370
01:06:27,441 --> 01:06:29,110
and nobody else
in the world sees.
1371
01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:31,445
Like
1372
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,238
I'm really sorry
1373
01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:35,866
that people actually
think I'm a good person.
1374
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,078
Maybe there's something
wrong with you, Teresa.
1375
01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:39,995
You know what?
1376
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,998
You're not the only person
who thinks that about me.
1377
01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,790
Oh, guess who else
thinks that about me?
1378
01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:45,291
I think that about me.
1379
01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:47,252
But at least I do the work
1380
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,839
to be okay with being
a complicated person,
1381
01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:51,757
Keto fasting’s not
doing the work.
1382
01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:54,759
The videos, it’s not work.
1383
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,428
And the threesome’s
not doing the work.
1384
01:06:56,429 --> 01:06:57,679
Okay, well, why don't
you tell yourself
1385
01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,514
whatever little story
makes you happy, right?
1386
01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:01,767
Like, how about our story,
our little meet cute?
1387
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,978
Oh, I texted her
and I waited a whole week,
1388
01:07:04,979 --> 01:07:07,522
and then she got back to me
right away. Right?
1389
01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:10,525
I didn't even save
your number.
1390
01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:13,695
I was just drunk
and horny on a shitty date
1391
01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:14,237
so I thought,
1392
01:07:14,238 --> 01:07:16,489
yeah, why not hook up
with a rando
1393
01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:17,240
who I literally
don't remember?
1394
01:07:17,241 --> 01:07:19,784
And I show up and
it's the lamp guy.
1395
01:07:19,785 --> 01:07:22,746
Yeah, I referred to you
as the lamp guy
1396
01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:23,872
to my friends for weeks,
1397
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,915
and you just kept
hanging around,
1398
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:27,459
so I thought, sure,
I'll fuck you.
1399
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:30,253
Sure I'll date you.
Sure I'll marry you.
1400
01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:32,839
Which was so dumb
because three years
1401
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,176
later, I still can't
fucking stand you!
1402
01:07:38,345 --> 01:07:39,721
And I'm sorry.
1403
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:40,597
You're right.
1404
01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:43,683
I, for whatever reason,
for whatever reason
1405
01:07:43,684 --> 01:07:45,561
that I cannot explain,
1406
01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:49,023
I cannot figure out a
way to love you.
1407
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:51,983
What is wrong with me?
1408
01:07:51,984 --> 01:07:55,403
That I cannot figure out
a way to love you
1409
01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:58,199
when the rest of the
fucking world can?
1410
01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:14,882
[branches snap]
1411
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:22,347
Drew, what are you doing?
1412
01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:23,932
Building a shelter.
1413
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:25,433
Oh, my God.
1414
01:08:25,434 --> 01:08:28,269
We're stranded on an island
called Secret Island.
1415
01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:30,189
Who knows how
long we’ll be here?
1416
01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,650
Okay, well, let me help you.
1417
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:35,528
I don't want your help.
1418
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:40,866
I don’t want your stick!
1419
01:08:46,872 --> 01:08:47,998
[branches break loudly]
1420
01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:57,007
Drew.
1421
01:08:58,759 --> 01:08:59,884
Drew!
1422
01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:01,762
Don’t talk to me.
1423
01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,013
Drew.
1424
01:09:04,014 --> 01:09:06,099
Don't talk to me.
1425
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,768
I have nothing to say to you.
1426
01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:09,144
Drew!
1427
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,563
Our boat is here.
1428
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:17,111
[boat motor rumbles]
1429
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,248
So, how's your day going?
1430
01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:38,924
[boat motor idles]
1431
01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:44,429
Un momento, por favor.
1432
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:45,598
Dinero inside.
1433
01:09:49,059 --> 01:09:50,227
Gracias señor.
1434
01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:51,519
Mi esposo
1435
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,480
Como se dice, umm...
1436
01:09:53,981 --> 01:09:54,940
Tips well.
1437
01:09:59,528 --> 01:10:01,572
[suitcases rattle]
1438
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:15,628
How good does a piña colada
sound right now?
1439
01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,214
Drew, can we talk about this?
1440
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,507
I'm sorry.
1441
01:10:21,425 --> 01:10:22,927
My lawyer will be in touch.
1442
01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:27,681
Are you seriously
divorcing me right now?
1443
01:10:30,976 --> 01:10:32,019
Yes.
1444
01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:37,858
[boat motor roars]
1445
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,321
♪ “I Wanna Go Back” playing ♪
1446
01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:46,367
♪ I wanna go back ♪
1447
01:10:47,868 --> 01:10:50,287
♪ I wanna go back ♪
1448
01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:55,668
♪ I wandered ♪
1449
01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:01,966
♪ free as the night ♪
1450
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:08,554
♪ And you kissed me hard ♪
1451
01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:10,390
Can we stop at Bibi’s?
1452
01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:14,895
♪ You tasted like gin,
you tasted like life ♪
1453
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,027
[distant voices]
1454
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:25,614
[Paz] I'll be right back.
1455
01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:30,743
About earlier.
1456
01:11:30,744 --> 01:11:33,538
No, no, no, no
need to apologize.
1457
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:34,581
It's okay.
1458
01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:37,459
Teresa and I are done.
1459
01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:38,961
[chuckles]
1460
01:11:40,337 --> 01:11:41,963
Oh, fuck. Okay.
1461
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:44,716
And I just wanted to
come check on you.
1462
01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:45,883
I know it was a lot.
1463
01:11:45,884 --> 01:11:47,302
You just broke up with Teresa.
1464
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,511
You’re coming to check on me?
1465
01:11:48,512 --> 01:11:51,015
Yeah. Yeah!
1466
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,687
Drew, I’m okay.
1467
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:04,987
Okay, right.
1468
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,031
[sighs]
1469
01:12:09,783 --> 01:12:11,076
I'm sorry.
1470
01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:13,620
Yeah.
1471
01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:20,085
♪ somber music ♪
1472
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:44,985
♪
1473
01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:59,792
♪
1474
01:13:08,509 --> 01:13:12,304
♪
1475
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:31,865
♪
1476
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:58,767
♪ “It’s Okay” playing ♪
1477
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:28,130
♪ They never believe
when you say ♪
1478
01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:32,759
♪ you’ve seen the
darkness in another ♪
1479
01:14:34,595 --> 01:14:37,764
♪ Never wanted it this way ♪
1480
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:42,811
♪ but it’s hard to
undiscover ♪
1481
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,822
♪ and I know it’s alive ♪
1482
01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:55,908
♪ and it’s okay ♪
1483
01:14:57,659 --> 01:14:59,785
♪ eyes are focused
on the clock ♪
1484
01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:01,204
♪ dream fade away ♪
1485
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:02,664
♪ cuz it’s alive ♪
1486
01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:05,083
♪ and it’s okay ♪
1487
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:31,401
♪ “Let You Go” playing ♪
1488
01:15:35,447 --> 01:15:41,118
♪ Paradise... you told
me it would be nice ♪
1489
01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:44,705
♪ But we’ve paid the price ♪
1490
01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:46,667
♪ Here in paradise ♪
1491
01:15:49,836 --> 01:15:53,674
♪ Heartbreak in the end ♪
1492
01:15:54,132 --> 01:15:57,593
♪ Fighting here and there ♪
1493
01:15:57,594 --> 01:16:00,429
♪ We can patch these wounds ♪
1494
01:16:00,430 --> 01:16:03,892
♪ It all feels too soon ♪
1495
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,355
♪ Oh, it’s time
to let you go ♪
1496
01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:13,485
♪ These ebbing tides
you know I’m right ♪
1497
01:16:14,027 --> 01:16:15,736
♪ I have to be free ♪
1498
01:16:15,737 --> 01:16:17,738
♪ This gentle breeze ♪
1499
01:16:17,739 --> 01:16:20,409
♪ I hear it whispering ♪
1500
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:26,122
♪ Oh, it’s time to
let you go ♪
1501
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:29,875
♪ These ebbing tides,
you know I’m right ♪
1502
01:16:29,876 --> 01:16:31,586
♪ I have to be free ♪
1503
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,088
♪ This gentle breeze ♪
1504
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:36,758
♪ I hear it whispering ♪
1505
01:16:39,678 --> 01:16:42,347
♪ Let you go ♪
1506
01:16:43,056 --> 01:16:45,851
♪ Let you go ♪
1507
01:16:47,185 --> 01:16:49,980
♪ Let you go ♪
1508
01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:58,195
♪ When I look at you
I don’t know what to do ♪
1509
01:16:58,196 --> 01:17:01,490
♪ But my heart senses truth ♪
1510
01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:04,786
♪ I’m not ready
to let you go ♪
1511
01:17:05,245 --> 01:17:07,331
♪ That I know ♪
1512
01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:13,753
♪ Oh, it’s time
to let you go ♪
1513
01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:17,298
♪ These ebbing tides,
you know I’m right ♪
1514
01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:19,717
♪ I have to be free ♪
1515
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:21,969
♪ This gentle breeze ♪
1516
01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:24,640
♪ I hear it whispering ♪
1517
01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:29,894
♪ Oh, it’s time
to let you go ♪
1518
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:33,439
♪ These ebbing tides,
you know I’m right ♪
1519
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,858
♪ I have to be free ♪
1520
01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:38,110
♪ This gentle breeze ♪
1521
01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:40,781
♪ I hear it whispering ♪
1522
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:51,708
♪
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