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Can you talk? I’ll be in your garage in 15.

Hello. -Hi.

So you got the message?

There was a mix-up. The one you received was meant for Sigrid...

That was embarrassing, but...

I don’t know what you’re thinking.

But there’s something I need to tell you.

The thing is, Therese and I...

That’s none of my... -Let me finish.

It’s never been serious between us.

But I had to talk to her

to explain to her how things are.

So how are things?

The thing is,

I don’t care that you’re 13 years older.

You’re the coolest woman I’ve known.

I’m madly in love with you.

I think I love you, really.

I know it’s early to be saying that.

I think so, too.

Or maybe not - maybe I’m supposed to say it now.

It’s perfect.

I won’t check it anyway. I’ll call you back as soon as I can. Bye!

Hello, it’s me.

I wanted to gossip about the municipal attorney.

But I can’t do that, so…

You would be happy with him, though: the lad knows his apples.

Right then, bye!

It’s a filter, which makes...

It’s you, like, as a child.

Pørni, we have a crisis.

I need you to sing Astrid’s solo.

Me? -I’m sorry.

I know you have the confirmation and that, but this won’t have gone away in time.

You know the song, though. -Well, I...

I’ll make two portions of lasagna so you just have to make six.

I’ll do it. Bake a cake instead, though.

That’s super. You two can sort it out.

Mommy? -“Mommy”? Well, I never.

I’ve always been interested in aesthetics.

Right. -Well,

I’ve given it some thought. I should study something creative.

I found a school with a three-year art direction course.

I want to apply. It’s in Copenhagen.

Copenhagen? -Yes.

Research shows that creativity will be in demand in the future.

Also, I can live with Dad.

Give it some thought when you’re in Argentina.

If I apply now, I can start this fall.

So you’re skipping the trip altogether?

You do realize how far away Argentina is?

I want to spend more time with Dad. I want to live with him.

I understand that, but Iben owns the apartment...

Why are you so negative?

I finally know what I want to do, and you’re so negative.

I’m not being negative.

You shouldn’t sign up for three years of school on impulse.

Take a drawing class in Argentina and see if it’s really for you.

Do you want me to leave? -Of course not.

Then support me! You talk to me like I’m eight years old.

Like I can’t make any independent choices.

Poor girl...

And that long-suffering look to prick my conscience.

Sorry. I don’t know how I’m supposed to look.

Iben is a bit nuts.

Don’t be blaming Iben!

You’re just jealous because Dad is enjoying his life.

Hanna, I’ll support your choice, whatever it is.

Right?

I’ve probably been a bit more distant these past six months.

I’ve been sad because of Anne, and all that.

I support you unconditionally, and I’m here for you, OK?

OK.

A few more of the greens too.

You can rent proper tablecloths, you do know that?

Yep. -Why don’t you?

Damask tablecloths are nicer.

The Grand Hotel is nicer, too, but choices are choices.

Hey, Dad.

All good, I’m folding napkins.

Are you? When? Can we meet?

I can’t tomorrow, it’s Leo’s confirmation.

Sunday there’s a concert, which Pørni is forcing us to go to.

Hang on.

Can Dad be here for the confirmation?

Yes, of course.

You can come. I have something really cool you need to know.

That’s cool. I love you too. Goodbye.

I want to talk to him too. -You’ll see him tomorrow.

Grandpa says you’re getting a rowing machine and an ergometer bike.

Where will you put it? -Put it?

We have no room. -You’re moving to Copenhagen.

In my room? -It’s not your room.

You own the house, but the room is mine.

It would be nice if you’d told me you were kicking me out.

A heads up wouldn’t go amiss.

I’m not kicking you out. I don’t have to.

You know as well as I do that you won’t use that bike.

Hey! It’s the confirmand!

Did you learn anything important?

Well, how to put a condom on a banana.

That is important.

You can play games until 11, no longer.

Brush your teeth, Sigrid. Tomorrow’s a big day.

Stephen is coming, right?

Yes, he’s on his way. He’ll sort out the lasagna.

Don’t worry. -Hey! You’re so gorgeous!

Hanna did my hair. I did my own make-up.

This demands a group hug.

You’re the most beautiful people in Scandinavia.

Leo! You look smashing in that dress!

Anne would be so proud of you. -Let’s do the speeches later.

The taxi’s on the way, go to the toilet now.

Sigrid, if you’re not ready when the taxi arrives, you’re walking.

Come here. You’re gorgeous.

-Dad! -Hello!

You’re too early. We’re going to the town hall first.

Just dropping off some gifts. I can’t make it afterwards.

Your grandmother fell on the stairs. I have to go and see her.

She’s fine. I’ll see you tomorrow.

If your fierce mother manages without you at her amateur concert.

I’ve decided not to go to Argentina.

I’m moving in with you in Copenhagen instead.

With me? I see. That was a bit sudden.

There’s a school I want to apply for.

To study art direction. I’ve always wanted to draw.

Sure, but...live with me? -I thought it would be nice.

I can’t… I use the spare room as an office.

My book comes out in October. -Congrats.

Thanks. You’re in it.

There’ll be lots of launch parties, and Iben’s not great right now.

There’s lots about her in the book.

There are many places to live... Hello!

Can you talk about that tomorrow?

Aren’t you coming later? -Grandma’s hurt herself.

Mom says you don’t have to go to the concert.

I’ve brought gifts. -Taxi’s here.

Don’t you want us at the concert? -There’ll be plenty there!

Get in the taxi now.

I’ll book you a table at Smalhans for 5pm.

Fail to show up, and I’ll kill you.

Let them down again, the gloves are coming off.

I want to fucking kill you.

Of course, you were awfully cute.

Although you did have psychopathic traits.

All children do. You thought everything was about you.

You thought the word “telephone” was “Leophone”.

And “elephant” was “Leophant”.

You were quite young, Leo, I think you were about seven.

You’re older now; you’re a teenager.

Being a teenager can be difficult.

And it’s probably been even harder for you.

I’m very proud of how you and the rest of us

are trying to be around one another,

so as to work out how to deal with Anne not being here any more.

I’m very proud of you, and so is Charlie.

As are Torstein and Birgitte, and Ole Johan... Sorry, Dad; Baldwin.

We’re terribly proud of you, and we love you.

Anne always used to tell me

not to wallow in grief.

She also said: It will either be all right, or it will pass.

Us missing having Anne around probably isn’t going to pass.

But it’s going to get better.

I promise you.

We love you very much, Leo, and congratulations.

Let’s toast!

A toast to the speech.

That was a bit large.

I thought you were married. -I am married.

Torstein refurbished the old office.

Leo will have a proper bedroom when he comes over.

All right?

I thought we agreed not to bring this up today?

How tone deaf of you. -Did I say something wrong?

Not at all.

I thought this was settled?

Don’t come in.

Seriously, don’t come in.

Oh dear.

You will reap what you’ve sown. Dull scissors await you.

I wanted to get rid of it before you saw it.

I saw a woman in the yard and had a look.

It’s Torunn. She’s lost her marbles.

She’s not dangerous. I hope you’re not scared.

I’m fine.

But I... I want to live here.

If you... If you want me here.

Of course I want you here. What would I do without you?

But I have to get Charlie’s approval.

I don’t get it. He wrote that he was meeting that Therese woman.

Why? What did he write? -“See you at the concert tomorrow!”

“I’ll look for saggy boobs...” Sorry, that’s an in-joke.

“I have to go and see Therese, she sounded desperate.”

“I miss you” and so on, and some dirty stuff.

“I’ll call you afterwards”, smiley, hug, heart, kiss smiley.

Why does he have to meet her?

Maybe she called him, upset, and he felt he owed her one last...

That’s all right? -It’s not all right.

What does he owe her? They dated for about a week.

He owes her nothing. -It’s a just a minor distraction.

You’ll laugh about it tomorrow.

He said he’d call. It’s half past ten, he sent this at 7.45.

What did you reply? -“OK, see you tomorrow!”

With no emoji?

Well, thumbs up. -An icy thumbs up?

Good grief! Well, you can thank yourself.

I could call him ... -Not after an icy thumbs up!

Why is it icy? It’s a thumbs up!

It most definitely isn’t!

There’s a concert tomorrow, Stephen and I will take over now.

Pørni, you get to bed. You two teenyboppers, shove off.

Thanks for tonight. It was wonderful.

If he replies, don’t write anything before calling me!

I’ll tell you exactly what to write. OK?

Thanks for all your help. -Bye, now.

Text him “sleep well” with two hearts and a kiss with closed eyes.

He’s a proper lad, this one. I can feel it.

How did things finish with Therese? Call me when you can!

I have my own mobile phone. This is my number.

I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

Why don’t we have a Tesla?

Spare me the Greta Thunberg routine.

You should put on make-up. -Will you give me a break?

All you do is complain about me.

I’m just trying to help. -Are you sad?

No. I’m sorry.

I’m a bit stressed, that’s all.

Enjoy, and say hi to Dad. Call Grandpa if you need anything.

Good luck. Don’t fuck up.

I love you!

You have reached Bjørnar Berg-Hansen. Leave a message.

Hi.

Sorry for being such a pest, but I’m getting anxious.

Are you coming to the concert? Could you call me?

Right, cheers.

The fuck? You can clearly see I’m about to drive off!

Jerk!

Why don’t they have Coke?

They only sell ecological stuff.

They could have had Coke. -Yeah.

What did Dad give you?

Scented bath soaps. -That’s cool.

Well, we don’t have a bathtub.

Maybe Dad didn’t know. -No.

Maybe he should have known.

Absolutely not. It’s a nice color.

The lips, I mean.

A very good-looking man wants to talk to you.

I told you he’d come. -Look after my purse.

Don’t take too long, we have to warm up.

Brilliant! Are we ready?

Great. Let’s warm up.

Hey! So you did come? -Hello.

I’m sorry I... I didn’t mean to...

I couldn’t do it over the phone.

I was at Therese’s all night.

We just talked, it’s not...

I don’t want that, I really don’t.

The thing is...

She is...

This is so stupid.

Therese is...

She’s pregnant.

It’s mine.

She wants to keep the child.

I feel so stupid.

I’m so sorry for making this so difficult for you.

That’s all right.

NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING HERE

It’s not all right, it really isn’t.

I...

I want to be with you. That’s what I want. I want you.

I have to get back. Astrid’s lost her voice.

I’m sorry.

Do you want to order, or are you waiting?

We’ll wait for a bit.

Something might’ve happened. -I’m not saying this to be nasty.

But it might be that we just happen to have a shit dad.

What do you mean?

A prick of a dad.

A cunt of a dad.

A man-whore and a cunt for a dad.

A cock shit.

Screw this, we’re not staying here.

When you walk Through a storm

Hold your head up high...

And don’t be afraid of the dark.

When you walk Through a storm

Hold your head up high.

And don’t be afraid of the dark.

At the end of the storm

There’s a golden sky

And the sweet silver song of a lark.

Walk on through the wind

Walk on through the rain

Though your dreams be tossed

And blown

Walk on, walk on

With hope in your hearts

And you’ll never walk alone

You’ll never walk alone.

Hi! Or... Well, hello.

Hello is fine, isn’t it? -Well, start over.

Hello, this is Anne...

Sorry!

Why do you keep filming me? -Because you’re nice!

Hello, this is Anne.

I can’t answer right now,

because I’m having a fucking great time with my sister.

You can’t use that, you can’t swear.

Nice, but that was too much.

Hi! -Hey.

I just wanted to say...

You’re a good mom.

I know you do a lot for us, things we don’t know about, too.

Well, that was all.

I love you.

I love you too.