All language subtitles for Porni.S01.E02.1080p.en

Why are you wearing that?

Because I’ve had my knee fixed
so it won’t hurt as much.

Johanne, do you normally make lunch?

She can make one for you, too.
Johanne makes great sandwiches.

You’re so lucky
to have such a nice sister.

I like liver pâté, with butter underneath.

Daddy needs to sleep some more.

You’re so good with Embrik, Johanne.
- He’s six.

It’s great that you’re helping Daddy.

But the grown-ups
are supposed to do most of it.

So we’re going to help you.

Can you sit down?
- We have to get to school.

That’s fine.
We’ll drive you afterwards.

Johanne, can you sit down?

That’s fine.
I can help you with that.

I can do it!

I don’t want to go to an orphanage!

Annie lives in an orphanage.

That’s a nice movie.

Johanne, I know you’re stressed.

Embrik, do you want some shorts?

We’ll help you.
- I can do it!

Aren’t you swimming?
- I didn’t bother.

Emma doesn’t want to swim alone.

Do we have to?
You’re not swimming.

No, I just thought
That’s why you came.

Can we have some money for food?
- Yes.

I get a nervous bladder from working.
I have to pee all the time.

You’re not working that much.

Are you coming?

You’ll get the money back.
- That’s fine.

Wow!

Aren’t the girls swimming?
- They changed their minds.

Tell me about that lawyer.

We’re good friends.
I drive him home from work.

He’s divorced. I think
she met someone else at work.

And he has twins.
- Forget the twins.

You kissed at a concert, and then?

That was it. We went home.

Are you seeing each other again?

He asked me out for a coffee.

When?
- I don’t know.

I don’t understand you.

I’ve been on a dating site
for three months,

even though Lasse
moved out two weeks ago.

You haven’t had sex for
the five years you’ve been divorced.

Not even with Finn.

Get on a dating site!
- I don’t want to.

I’ll never take off my bra
in front of someone again.

Quit it!

I don’t want to make a lot of fuss
about internet dating and all that.

I just want you
to find some happiness.

After all you’ve been through
after the car accident.

I would have been on sick leave.

I just think you deserve
to feel good.

Your father, too.
- He’s doing really well.

He gets dick pics
at the Senior Citizens’ University.

I don’t know why people
get so offended by dick pics.

I love dick pics!
They move me.

Why is that?
- Because he built it.

It’s not a fixture or anything.
- Really fixed.

Can you take my bag too?

Don’t forget your bags.

Don’t you want waffles, Emma?
- I can’t.

I’m seeing Mom at the hospital.
- Send my love.

Can I ask you something?
- Of course.

I have a friend who’s pregnant,
and she wants to have an abortion.

She wonders if Child Welfare
keeps a record of that.

If they think she’s not
fit to be a mother in the future.

Are you pregnant?
- No.

Hanna?
- No.

My friend from Bergen.

It doesn’t concern Child Welfare.
It’s legal to have an abortion.

She should talk to someone.
Her boyfriend, her mom.

It’s not a nice thing to do alone.

I don’t think she wants
to tell her mom. They’re Christians.

OK! Give your mom my love.
- I will! Bye!

Thank you.
- It was just nice.

Are you going to rest that knee?
- Maybe later.

Are you ready for your confirmation?
- I guess.

It’s been a tough year,
but I’m sure it will be nice.

Pørni says you’re having tapas.

Can’t you answer Astrid?
- Tapas is great.

Teenagers, sorry.

He’s lost his mother.
I don’t expect politeness.

Come on, Lara!
- Bye, Lara.

Sigrid, can you help me with the dishes?

Can we have chips?
- No, rice.

Please.
- No.

I’ll get it.
- Lara’s towel is in the bathroom.

Dad! What are you doing here?

Do you and Hanna
want to go out to dinner?

He’s taking us to dinner!

Hi! This smells good.
Look, waffles!

We can catch a movie first.
- Hi, Dad!

Leo and Sigrid
were supposed to get shin guards.

I can take him too.
- Can we? Please!

Of course!
Bring your jackets, it’s cold.

Finn, can’t you call first?
I didn’t know you were in Oslo.

I’ve been here since Monday.
- Without telling the kids?

I’m here now.
I just want to see the kids.

Well, if it isn’t Finn!
- Hi, OJ! How are you doing?

Never been better. I saw
your new novel at the big sale.

Do you have a car?
- We’ll take the bus.

Can’t we take Mom’s car?
She can’t drive.

Can we? I don’t want to take the bus.

You know where the keys are.
- Great! We’ll be back by eleven.

Have fun! Sigrid,
can you take your new sneakers?

Have fun!

Don’t look at me like
that! He has to see his kids.

I haven’t said a word.

Do you want some chicken?
It’ll have gone bad by tomorrow.

Are you kidding? Saturday evening
with your dad when you’re 45.

Don’t waste your spare time
on dinner with your dad.

You’re still slightly young.

Call someone, stay out all night.
I’m here with the kids.

Enjoy the waffles.

It’s Bjørnar.
- This is Pørni.

Did you change your mind
about the standing 69?

I unexpectedly have some free time, so
I wondered if you wanted to have coffee.

You probably have the twins.

Not at all! I was going to watch the
Liverpool game at the Lincoln pub,

but that’s maybe not
your perfect Saturday.

I love to watch football in pubs.

I can be there by 4.30.

Great, it’s in Vogts Gate.

OK. See you. Bye.

Did I forget something?
- Only Lara’s towel.

I’m seeing Bjørnar,
so I need something to wear.

Are you kidding?

When?
- Now.

Yes!

We’re just watching football.
Maybe something white and simple?

And some gold in my ears.

No, that’s too nice.

This is the alternative.

But you’re having sex with him.

Just wear your jeans and
the black top that shows your boobs.

This one?

That one! And you have to shave.

Full Brazilian on your first night.

We’re just watching football.

I have a knee brace.
It doesn’t have to end with sex.

Of course you’ll have sex.

Go get that razor,
and I want a full report.

Good luck.

Can we make it five?

Bjørn, these won’t scan.
What do I do?

Hi, Pørni! We’ve got ice cream!
- You’re so lucky.

Dad is here.
- I just forgot the bread.

I’m taking your advice.
The garden is going

Excuse me! I wanted to say that I’m
starting rehab at Vangseter next week.

And I’ve accepted counselling
and talked to my boss.

Madjid said your sister is coming?
- I’m not a bad father.

I didn’t drink before Iria moved out.

Kristoffer, I’ll see you tomorrow.
Have a nice day.

Bon appetit!

I’m running five minutes late

Bye!
- What just happened?

You look good!
- A hooker and pimp party?

Where’s Dad?
- He met some writer friends.

He’s coming to my match tomorrow.

Hanna, was Sigrid upset?

I got upset.
I have feelings too.

Two minutes.

This is Finn Øye. If it’s
about my books, call Aschehoug.

Hanna, can you stay with Sigrid?
Have a pizza and watch a movie?

- Where are you going?
- I’m meeting Astrid.

Isn’t Astrid going to the movies?

It’s another one.
Astrid S from work.

I don’t feel good.
I think I’ll just go to bed.

Sorry, I’m even more delayed.

Is it OK if Grandpa’s upstairs
while I’m out meeting a friend?

Mom, are you pregnant?
- How is that possible?

I found this in the bathroom.

It’s some stuff from work.
- Shit!

Are you upset about Dad?
- No.

Ada Hegerberg and her sister are
going on a course this summer. Can I go?

Sure!

Sorry, I have to cancel
and just pay you.

Thank you. Sorry.

Hello!

Sorry, but the kids
suddenly came home.

I think maybe my daughter is pregnant,
so I have to talk to her.

My God! Of course you have to!

Sorry for leaving you all alone.

I’m not alone. Two girls
are giving me prolonged stares.

But don’t worry,
They’re both Tottenham supporters.

This may sound a bit crazy,

but could you come over later,
maybe around eleven,

and I can meet you in the garage?
Bjørnar says “Meet you in the garage?”

We can have some wine in the car.

The babysitter leaves at nine,

but we can have a garage date
tomorrow? At eleven?

Hanna?

Are you sleeping?

Hi, Hanna!
- I have to run.

You must have some breakfast.
- I’m not hungry.

I woke in the night and ate a lot
because I went to bed early.

OK. Bye!

Shit!

You’re a cunt.
You don’t know what Embrik likes.

He wants butter first
and then liver pâté.

Johanne,
why do you use that language?

Johanne, I think I know why
you’re angry - because Daddy is away.

But Daddy has gone away
to get some help.

So things will be better for
you, Embrik and Daddy.

Mom lives in Finland.
- Yes, and I know that’s hard.

Daddy says that Mom is a cunt.
- Johanne.

I think you’re a bit angry,
but mostly upset.

And maybe a bit tired.

You’ve done a lot of things
that grown-ups normally do.

You won’t have to any more.
- I’m going to stay here with you.

I’ll make sure you’ll have clothes
and food and everything you need.

You don’t even know
what Embrik likes.

You can help her with that.

But not all the other things.

What am I going to do, then?
- What do you mean?

I want to brush Embrik’s teeth
and make dinner.

Or else I don’t know
what I’m going to do.

If I start to cry,
then Embrik starts to cry.

And Daddy gets upset
and won’t come back.

Let me do those things. I can do it.

It’s going to be fine, Johanne.
- I can comfort Johanne.

Yes.

Johanne is lucky
to have you for a brother.

And Daddy is lucky
to have Sunniva for a sister.

Don’t cry.

I’ll make you a sandwich
with liver pâté.

With butter underneath.

With butter underneath.

Hello.

What is it?

I’m just checking whether you’re better.

Yes, but I’m worn out
after working with children.

Two hours, and I’m getting sick.

You know you can
tell me everything?

Yes.

Is there something you need help
with, or want to tell me?

Khloé is mad at Kourtney
because they can’t set a date.

Hanna, are you pregnant?

What?

No! Why do you say that?

If you are, you can talk to me.

You can talk to me about everything.

I know! I’m not pregnant.

I’ve had my period for nine days.
That’s why I’m so moody.

I would have told you straight away.

Do you mean it?
- You’d have had to take me to the hospital.

I wouldn’t want anyone else.

Don’t ruin the moment with a hug.
- No, sorry.

But Emma is pregnant.
I told her to talk to you.

Because her mother is having chemo.

OK.

Leo? Aren’t you going to bed?
It’s late.

There’s ten minutes
left of the episode.

I think you should meet your dad
before your confirmation.

Not for his sake, but for your own.

I’m going to the garage.

My God!

Are you OK?
- I’m fine.

Wow! This is fantastic.

It’s a bit brothel… a bit much.

A bit much?
No, it could have been even more.

Look! Candles too.

Of course.

Have you been to Anfield?
- No.

It’s from the football shop
at Ullevål.

There’s one in Sandvika too.

Thank you for telling me.

I’m sorry! Cheers!

Thank you.

Cheers!

How is your daughter doing?

Can we not talk about children?
They’re so boring.

Yes, they are.
And predictable.

Hi.

I’m sorry!
- Shit!

It’s fine.
It’s supposed to be like this.

Look! It’s supposed to be like this.

I like it.

Forget about that, come here.

Is your knee OK?
- Yes.

Forget it, it’s soft.

Don’t panic, but there
are now three of us.

No. Shit!

Leo?

I’m sorry.

I don’t want Dad at my confirmation.

You keep saying
that he should be there,

but I don’t want him there.

I’m not doing it if he’s there.

OK, of course.

It’s your confirmation.
If you don’t want...

I don’t want him there.
I’ve made up my mind.

Of course.

I just think
you ought to talk to him.

It’s important to see him.

I’m going to think about it.
- OK.

Wow! Classy.

You mean the stain?
- Yes.

All my pants are like this.

Goodnight, Leo.

Sorry.
- No.

That’s fine.

We’ll find another suitable time.

OK.

Bye.

Goodnight.

You’ve reached Anne.

Send an SMS - don’t leave
a message. I won’t check it anyway.

I’ll call you back
as soon as I can. Bye!

Hi, I just had to call you.

I really fucked up
with the lawyer today.

I just threw myself at him.
It’s so embarrassing.

But Leo talked today.
That’s good.

He misses you, of course.

I miss you too.

I miss you so much.

Goodnight.

Poor man.

Don’t wait for me.

I can talk to Dad, but I still
don’t want him at my confirmation.

OK. I’ll talk to him.

Come on, Lyn!

Come on, girls!

No! That’s offside!

It’s not offside until they’re nine.

Didn’t you see the mail from Lyn?
We’re cheering for everybody.

Can’t I cheer?
Come on, Lyn!

Sigrid, are you ready?
- Yes.

Dad didn’t come.

Look at all these people.

Come on!

I’ll come with you to the hospital.
It’s going to be fine.

Come on, Lyn!

Go, Lyn! Go, Lyn!

You’re allowed to be
embarrassed by your mom.

Come on, Sigrid!