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- ? MTV ?
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[chuckling]
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[bluesy rock music]
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? ?
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- Well,
today's the day, Beavis.
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[chuckles]
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We got some weights, and
we're finally gonna get swole.
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[chuckles]
- Yep.
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We're always talking
about getting ripped.
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Finally time to do it.
Yeah.
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[chuckles]
- [grunts]
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[weight thuds]
Oh, yeah. Ugh.
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- [grunts]
- Oh, yeah. There we go.
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- [grunts]
- Getting some gains.
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- [grunts] I think
I'm already pretty jacked.
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[knocking]
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- Excuse me, I live downstairs.
What is that noise?
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- Uh, what noise?
[chuckles]
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- Yeah, we might be, like,
too swole to hear it.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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[weight thuds]
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- I'm sorry, could you
just please be quieter?
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I work from home.
- Whoa.
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You work from home?
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So you, like, live at your job?
[chuckles]
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- Right, so it's important
that it's quiet so I can work.
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- Then it's a good thing
you live at your job
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and not downstairs
'cause these weights
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probably make a lot of noise.
[chuckles]
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- Just please stop
with the noise.
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[door slams]
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- Did you hear that, Beavis?
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That butthole lives at his job.
[chuckles]
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- Lucky son of a bitch.
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We have to live in
this apartment that sucks.
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- Yeah, really.
It's a mess.
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No one ever does
anything about it.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah, yeah.
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It didn't look like this
when we moved in.
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Somebody pulled
a fast one on us.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- Wait a second, Beavis.
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If we had a job
in a place that's better
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than our apartment,
we could live there instead.
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[chuckles]
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- We used to have jobs
at Burger World.
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There was always food there,
as I recall, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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- I bet we still have
our old uniforms.
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[chuckles]
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[chuckling]
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- So I looked
at your applications,
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and your names are
already in the system.
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Look, I'm in a bind here.
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Can you take the shift
right now?
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Reuben and Andre flaked.
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- Uh, yeah.
[chuckles]
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- And we brought
our suitcases, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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- I'll go get
your paperwork going.
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- Well, Beavis, let's move in.
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[chuckling]
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- Yeah.
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[both grunt]
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[chuckling]
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[cans hissing]
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- Now we're talking.
[chuckling]
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- [sighs]
Home sweet home.
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[chuckles]
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- ? Walk on by ?
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- Whoa.
Whoa, what is that thing?
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[chuckles]
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- Uh, I think it's, like,
from Dr. Seuss or something.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You know, the thing about
Dr. Seuss is,
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he's not very good, you know?
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[chuckles]
It's like, he'll say, like,
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"There's a cloothplush
on my toothbrush,"
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and he just draws
a fake animal, you know?
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[chuckles]
Anyone could do that.
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[chuckling]
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- Dr. Seuss sucks.
[chuckles]
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- See, it's like
that chick there,
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you know, I could say,
"Oh, that chick is named Zood,
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and she gives me wood, see?"
[chuckles]
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- Uh...whoa.
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That was pretty good, Beavis.
[chuckles]
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Whoa, we should write
a children's book.
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[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I mean,
it's easy, you know?
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Anyone can do it.
[chuckles]
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- Uh, we'll call it
"Zong and His Schlong."
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[chuckles]
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- Or I know, I know.
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Is this the land of Zoing?
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That's where I'm going.
[chuckles]
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Because the chicks there
make me go, boi-oi-oi-oing.
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[chuckles]
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- And then, like,
that animal there,
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we could call it a Lumbass.
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And then, like, someone
could say, "What is that?
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It is a Lumbass, you dumbass."
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[chuckles]
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- Next thing you know,
we're beloved by children.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- There once was a Kwut
who looked like a butt.
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When he stood up,
people said, uh, what?
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Or something.
[chuckles]
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- Yeah, yeah, see?
See?
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That's like- that's like
10 pages right there.
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- Oh, yeah.
[chuckles]
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OK, Beavis, get to work
drawing a Kwut.
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[chuckles]
- OK, yeah.
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Yeah, OK,
what does it look like?
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[chuckles]
- Uh, I already told you.
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He looks like a butt.
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You're just like the Lumbass
who's a dumbass.
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[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
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I love that guy, yeah.
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OK, let me put that in there.
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[chuckles]
Wait a minute.
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You know, "Lumbass the Dumbass"
could be a whole other book.
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We could have two books.
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- Uh...oh, yeah.
[chuckles]
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- I mean, you could do
a whole series, you know?
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You could do, like, um,
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"Kwut the Butt
Goes to the Doctor."
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[chuckles]
- Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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His name was Dr. Zucks,
and he sucks.
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[chuckles]
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- Boy, this stuff
just writes itself.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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He had a friend
named McVestibles,
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who looked like
a pair of testicles.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah,
we'll probably even, like,
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win an award for, like,
teaching kids about their-
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you know, their body parts.
You know, we make it fun.
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[chuckles]
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- The award was
called the Schnads,
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and it looked like
a pair of golden nads.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh, oh,
and then maybe someone
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will make it into a movie,
so we don't have to read it.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- [chuckles]
Th- that would be cool.
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[chuckles]
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You know how people
always say the book
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was better than the movie?
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No one will say that
about this movie.
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[chuckles]
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- [chuckles]
Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
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[chuckles]
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[both munching]
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- It doesn't get any better
than this, Beavis.
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- Yep, we should have lived
at Burger World years ago.
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[chuckles]
[fire whooshes]
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[chuckling]
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- Hello?
Does anyone work here?
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- Yes.
And we also live here.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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[horn honking]
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Someone's at the drive-thru.
[sighs]
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- Can you get me
a BW Junior Meal?
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- Can you get me some beers?
- What?
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- Yeah, see, um,
we actually live here,
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so we need some beers.
You've got a car, right?
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[chuckles]
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- Don't you work here?
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- Yeah, yeah,
that's what I'm saying,
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but we also live here.
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So can you get us some beers?
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We only have six left,
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and we're taking them down
pretty good.
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Thank you. Drive through.
[chuckles]
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Some chick at the drive-thru
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is going to make
a beer run for us.
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[chuckles]
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- Well, as long as
we're hanging out at home,
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let's get swole.
- Yeah, cool.
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[chuckles]
[both grunting]
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[weights thudding]
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- Between the new place,
the new job,
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and getting in shape,
things have never been better.
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- Yeah, we're, like,
getting our lives together.
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[chuckles]
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[thudding continues]
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- Let's just go.
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[weights thudding]
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- Hey, I hate
to do this to you,
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but Annabelle called in sick.
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Could you possibly
do the closing shift
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and count the register?
- Yeah.
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We're not going anywhere.
[chuckles]
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- Yeah, we live here.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- You practically do.
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You guys are gonna go far
with that attitude.
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- Uh, I forgot who that guy is.
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- Yeah, it doesn't matter.
[chuckles]
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- You know what, Beavis?
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Let's celebrate
our first day in our new home
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and go out for dinner.
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[chuckles]
- Good idea, Butt-Head.
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah.
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- Let me just borrow some money
from the register here.
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[chuckling]
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- Yeah, look at this.
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We live close to
so many great places to eat.
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[chuckles]
- It's all about location.
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[chuckles]
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- Two taco grandes, please.
[chuckles]
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- We're your new neighbors.
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We just moved into Burger World
across the street.
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[chuckles]
- Yep, we live there.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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There's this chick
coming by with beers
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later, too, yeah.
[chuckles]
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We left the door open for her.
[chuckles]
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- So you just left
the Burger World empty
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with the door unlocked?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, she's really cool.
She's got a car.
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[chuckles]
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- Did you lock
the cash register?
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- Uh, no.
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If I lock it, it's harder
to take the money out.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, we left it open
so you can take the money out
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real easy, you know.
[chuckles]
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It's a lot of money in there.
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You just open the drawer
and take it.
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It's pretty cool.
Neat system, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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[tacos crunching]
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- Well, here's
to work from home.
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[chuckles]
- Yep.
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That's the way of the future.
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Uh-huh.
[crunching]
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- I wonder if they're gonna
have scoring from home.
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- Probably with computers,
you know?
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- Yeah.
[chuckles]
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We'll be dead by then.
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[chuckles]
- Whoa!
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Looks like there's a party
going on in our Burger World.
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Look.
[chuckles]
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- Uh, that chick must have
shown up with the beer
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and started without us.
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- I like her style, yeah.
[chuckles]
252
00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:32,772
[tacos crunching]
253
00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:35,909
- Whoa.
254
00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,479
This neighborhood
knows how to party.
255
00:09:38,546 --> 00:09:40,680
[chuckles]
256
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,782
- And all the money's gone
from the register.
257
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,017
- That's OK.
258
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,552
We'll make it
all back tomorrow.
259
00:09:45,553 --> 00:09:47,654
Our place pays
for itself now, Beavis.
260
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,822
[chuckles]
261
00:09:48,823 --> 00:09:50,690
- We finally turned
our life around.
262
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,093
[chuckling]
263
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,830
- Good night, Beavis.
[chuckles]
264
00:09:56,897 --> 00:10:00,167
- Good night, Butt-Head.
[chuckles]
265
00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,236
[heavy rock music]
266
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,342
[bright enchanting music]
267
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,084
- "Lumbass the Dumbass,"
268
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,886
by Dr. Beavis
and Dr. Butt-Head,
269
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,389
because Dr. Seuss sucks.
270
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,525
[chuckles]
271
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,197
Way down in the land
of Ziggity-Zutthole,
272
00:10:30,231 --> 00:10:33,267
there lived a guy
who was kind of a butthole.
273
00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,469
[chuckles]
274
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:40,040
- He was a weird-looking guy
whose name was Lumbass.
275
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,544
He sucked.
He was a real dumbass.
276
00:10:43,611 --> 00:10:46,046
[chuckles]
277
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:50,518
- Lumbass the dumbass
sat around and ate smachos,
278
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,353
which was a food pretty much
exactly like nachos.
279
00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:56,590
[chuckles]
280
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,825
- Lumbass knew a chick
in the hood
281
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,828
named Zanktis Zunkey.
282
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,231
She gave him wood,
so he spanked his monkey.
283
00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:06,967
[chuckling]
284
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,436
- Yeah.
[chuckles]
285
00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:12,806
- She had an even hotter friend
286
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,142
named Zoing-oing-oing-oing.
287
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,978
Lumbass took one look
at her and said,
288
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,281
"Boing-oing-oing-oing."
[chuckles]
289
00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:24,884
- And there was
this other hot chick
290
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,453
whose name was Jutt-Head.
291
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,321
And she was like,
"I want to score
292
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,025
with Butt-Head."
[chuckles]
293
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,630
- She lived in a town
called Shmeavis Blucks.
294
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,298
Yeah, that's a cool name.
295
00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:42,135
[chuckles]
Where everyone liked to say,
296
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,872
"Beavis sucks."
Hey. Wait a second.
297
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,640
Who wrote this?
[chuckles]
298
00:11:46,641 --> 00:11:48,374
What happened
to the part about me
299
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,244
scoring and drinking gleers?
300
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,480
- Uh, what are gleers?
[chuckles]
301
00:11:53,481 --> 00:11:54,914
- They get you drunker
than beers.
302
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,083
[chuckles]
- You have to leave.
303
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,052
You can't keep
coming back in here.
304
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,689
- Uh, can we at least
use the computer
305
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,657
to look at some websites?
306
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,225
[chuckling]
- Yeah.
307
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,628
- Get out.
- This sucks.
308
00:12:07,695 --> 00:12:09,063
[chuckles]
309
00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:11,164
- Yeah, my tax dollars
pay for this library!
310
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,566
[chuckles]
311
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:15,269
- Uh, we don't pay taxes.
312
00:12:15,336 --> 00:12:16,436
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
313
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,839
Well, we get taxes
or something.
314
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,941
[chuckles]
315
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,680
[chuckling]
316
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,716
[bluesy rock music]
317
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:34,621
? ?
318
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,063
[chips crunching]
319
00:12:43,064 --> 00:12:44,697
- What happened to
the dead bird
320
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:47,134
that was in the street?
[chuckles]
321
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,271
- Uh, I think it, like,
flew away or something.
322
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,974
[chuckles]
323
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,544
- Excuse me.
I'm trying to find my Airbnb.
324
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,380
- Uh, what?
[chuckles]
325
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,516
- I booked this place
to stay tonight,
326
00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:05,218
and I can't find it.
I'm looking for my Airbnb.
327
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,054
- Excuse me, ma'am.
328
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,857
[chuckles]
She means us.
329
00:13:09,924 --> 00:13:11,825
We're B&B.
330
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,461
- We are?
- Yeah, dumbass.
331
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,531
I'm Butt-Head,
and you're a butthole.
332
00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:19,399
[chuckles]
- Whoa.
333
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:22,502
Letters are cool, yeah.
[chuckles]
334
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,539
- Uh, if you're
looking for B&B,
335
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,008
you've come to
the right place, baby.
336
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,876
- Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
337
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,578
We're the B&B. Yeah.
[chuckles]
338
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,780
- Oh, thank God.
339
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,514
I drove all the way
from Phoenix.
340
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:38,252
So I guess
I'm staying here tonight.
341
00:13:38,352 --> 00:13:39,402
- Wow.
342
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,919
I can't believe it, Butt-Head.
343
00:13:40,955 --> 00:13:43,623
She drove all the way
from Phoenix looking for us.
344
00:13:43,624 --> 00:13:45,091
[car door closes]
[chuckles]
345
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,861
- And she wants to stay
here tonight with B&B?
346
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,163
[chuckles]
347
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,198
She wants to score
with both of us.
348
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,466
[chuckles]
349
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:54,800
- I'm just gonna bring
my suitcase in the house.
350
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,670
- Yeah.
That's cool.
351
00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:58,172
[chuckles]
352
00:13:58,173 --> 00:14:00,140
- Man, this is the luckiest
thing that ever happened
353
00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:02,676
to us, Butt-Head.
- It's not luck, Beavis.
354
00:14:02,777 --> 00:14:05,245
We believed in ourselves,
and it paid off.
355
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,281
We put that out
in the universe.
356
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,817
[chuckles]
"Put out."
357
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,886
[chuckling]
358
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,991
- OK, this isn't what it looked
like in the pictures at all.
359
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,127
Where's the pool table?
360
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,629
- Wow.
- Disgusting.
361
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,329
- I can't believe
we're finally gonna score.
362
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,866
[chuckles]
- This is unacceptable.
363
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,135
Is there someone else
I can talk to?
364
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,070
Are your parents here?
365
00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:31,805
- Well, my mom went out
for cigarettes,
366
00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:34,107
so she's usually back
in, like, three days.
367
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,142
[chuckles]
- Yeah.
368
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,412
So that gives us
some alone time.
369
00:14:38,479 --> 00:14:41,181
[chuckles]
- OK.
370
00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:43,917
It's too late for me to find
another place to stay tonight.
371
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:47,687
Can I at least have some
clean sheets and towels?
372
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,990
- Clean what?
[chuckles]
373
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,526
- Clean sheets and towels?
374
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:57,131
God, I am leaving
a terrible review.
375
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,800
- Um, Butt-Head,
I don't think she's gonna score
376
00:14:59,801 --> 00:15:01,968
with us until we bring her
clean sheets and towels.
377
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,370
- Ew, the floor
is, like, black!
378
00:15:03,371 --> 00:15:05,739
- Chicks are weird, Beavis.
[chuckles]
379
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,674
- Yeah, I don't know
why we bother.
380
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,109
[chuckles]
- Ugh!
381
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:12,545
- Is this, like,
one of those restaurants
382
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:13,881
in a castle, you know?
383
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,115
[chuckles]
384
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,152
- Uh, like Medieval Times?
385
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:19,686
[chuckles]
386
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,890
- Here at my castle,
we are known for our s'mores.
387
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,325
[chuckling]
388
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,861
The orthodontist
told me not to eat s'mores
389
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,430
because I have braces.
Yes.
390
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,732
[chuckles]
I'm being very naughty.
391
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,868
[chuckling]
392
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,237
This guy kind of looks
like you, Butt-Head.
393
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,773
But he's, like,
way better looking, you know?
394
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,175
[chuckles]
- Uh, no way.
395
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,911
I'm better looking
than this guy.
396
00:15:43,978 --> 00:15:46,313
[chuckles]
I look cool.
397
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,982
[chuckles]
398
00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:49,915
But when I grow up,
I want to start a restaurant
399
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:53,821
like this, where, like,
I just stare at people.
400
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:54,989
[chuckles]
401
00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:57,458
And it'll be called
Butt-Head's Place.
402
00:15:57,525 --> 00:16:00,360
[chuckles]
- [chuckles]
403
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,762
- People will come in,
and they'll be like, uh,
404
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,565
can I see a menu?
And then I'll just do this.
405
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,368
- ? Tell me ?
406
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,737
- [chuckles]
407
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,972
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like this guy.
408
00:16:12,073 --> 00:16:13,607
Yeah.
[chuckles]
409
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,975
I'd eat there.
410
00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:16,409
So what kind of food
would you have?
411
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,544
[chuckles]
412
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:21,916
- Uh, like nachos and, uh...
413
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,185
uh...I'll put someone else
in charge of the food.
414
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,121
I'll just be there to stare.
415
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:31,825
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
416
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,626
- This reminds me of
that time that your mom
417
00:16:33,627 --> 00:16:35,094
thought it was Thanksgiving,
418
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,896
but it was actually
an intervention.
419
00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:38,532
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
420
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:40,234
- It didn't work.
421
00:16:40,301 --> 00:16:44,371
[chuckles]
And it was August.
422
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,839
[chuckles]
423
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,773
- That was actually one of the
better interventions, you know?
424
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,978
[chuckles] There was
a fight at that one, yeah.
425
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:53,580
- He's like, "Uh...
426
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:56,383
I forgot my lines."
[chuckles]
427
00:16:56,384 --> 00:16:58,084
- Yeah, just throw her on the
chair, and I'll think of it.
428
00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,254
[chuckles]
- Duh...
429
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:02,156
Oh, I remember.
430
00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:04,758
My name is Hozier.
[chuckles]
431
00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,159
- Yes, yes, we know, Hozier.
432
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,861
Just sit in the chair and
stare at the girl, please.
433
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,363
Yeah.
[chuckles]
434
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:14,167
- Will you be Hozier's friend?
[chuckling]
435
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,138
[chuckling]
436
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,277
- Does everyone have to do
laundry before they score?
437
00:17:23,344 --> 00:17:25,279
- Probably.
[chuckles]
438
00:17:25,346 --> 00:17:27,915
That's why there's
so many people here.
439
00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:29,983
- Oh, yeah.
[chuckles]
440
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,987
- Uh, what do we do?
[chuckles]
441
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,990
- I think we put it, like,
in the washing machine?
442
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:38,325
[chuckles]
443
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:42,162
- [chuckles]
You know how to do laundry.
444
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,131
- Shut up.
I do not.
445
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:45,732
- Wuss.
[chuckles]
446
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,101
- Yeah, OK, um,
OK, let me see, um...
447
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,171
And there we go.
[chuckles]
448
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,473
- So now we just wait
for it to be done.
449
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,076
[chuckles]
450
00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:57,810
- What the hell's
taking so long?
451
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,013
We have to get back and score.
Come on!
452
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,849
[machine buzzes]
453
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,317
- Finally.
[chuckles]
454
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,056
- Our laundry looks different.
455
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,458
[chuckles]
456
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:14,728
- Uh, that's because
it's, like, clean.
457
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,664
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
458
00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,066
Whoa.
459
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:21,543
This towel got clean,
and now it looks like a bra.
460
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,670
[chuckles]
- Cool.
461
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:24,787
[chuckles]
462
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,341
We should have laundried it
a long time ago.
463
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,175
- Yeah, yeah, really.
[chuckles]
464
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,245
Laundry kicks ass.
465
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:34,314
[chuckling]
466
00:18:40,688 --> 00:18:42,890
- Here you go, lady.
467
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,793
Clean sheets and towels.
[chuckles]
468
00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:48,027
So, do you want us to put these
in the bedroom,
469
00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:49,562
or do you want to start
this party
470
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,964
right here on the floor?
471
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,533
[chuckles]
472
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,803
- Um, who's this guy?
[chuckles]
473
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,071
- This is Paul.
474
00:18:58,072 --> 00:18:59,405
He's the other name
on the reservation.
475
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,674
- Oh, hey.
476
00:19:00,675 --> 00:19:02,675
Did you get us clean sheets
and towels?
477
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:05,011
- Uh, yeah.
[chuckles]
478
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,612
- Yeah, we didn't want
to, but it's the only way
479
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,316
she'll let us score.
[chuckles]
480
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:10,918
- They're all wet.
481
00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:12,619
- Ugh, this place
is a disaster.
482
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,055
I'm so sorry.
- It's all right, babe.
483
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,857
I got us a hotel for tomorrow.
484
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,893
Let's just try to make the best
of it for one night, OK?
485
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,361
- OK.
486
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:25,031
- So, like, uh, Paul,
you should probably go,
487
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,901
'cause we're about to, like,
you know, do some stuff here.
488
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,035
[chuckles]
489
00:19:29,069 --> 00:19:31,104
- Yeah, like,
get busy, you know.
490
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:34,341
- Yeah, I'm sure you guys
are really busy.
491
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:36,810
So thanks so much.
We don't need anything else.
492
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,145
We're all set.
493
00:19:38,212 --> 00:19:40,614
- We're kind of tired, so...
494
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,415
- Yeah, we did laundry,
like you said.
495
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,583
[chuckles]
496
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,319
- We're B&B.
[chuckles]
497
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,887
- Yeah, totally.
498
00:19:46,888 --> 00:19:48,455
We just could use
a little privacy.
499
00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:49,523
So, you know...
- Huh?
500
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,791
- Uh, what?
- Thanks so much.
501
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,926
And I'm sure we'll see you
tomorrow when we check out.
502
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,829
[door slams]
503
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:58,899
- Uh, what?
[chuckles]
504
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:01,235
- Eh.
It's locked.
505
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,669
- This sucks.
506
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:05,305
That guy better not be
scoring with our chick.
507
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:08,875
Look in the window.
[chuckles]
508
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,910
- They pulled down
the shades, Butt-Head.
509
00:20:10,911 --> 00:20:12,112
[chuckles]
510
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:14,915
- Well, there's a hole
you can look through.
511
00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:16,048
Get up there.
512
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,085
- OK, OK, yeah.
[chuckles]
513
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,219
- Ugh.
514
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,088
[chuckles]
Hole.
515
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,205
[chuckles]
516
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,625
- [chuckles]
You said "hole."
517
00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:25,893
[chuckles]
518
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,861
- Do you see them?
[chuckles]
519
00:20:27,928 --> 00:20:30,630
- Yeah they're
sitting on the couch.
520
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,633
Ah!
I can see his butt!
521
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,767
[chuckles]
522
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,737
- Uh, can you see his schlong?
[chuckles]
523
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:38,706
- I think, uh, yeah, yeah.
524
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:40,841
Uh, no.
Yeah.
525
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,610
No. Yeah.
No. Yeah.
526
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:49,983
No, yeah, no, yeah. no, yeah,
no, no, no, no.
527
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:52,485
[chuckles]
I think he's scoring with her.
528
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,321
Yeah.
[chuckles]
529
00:20:54,422 --> 00:20:56,089
- Damn it.
- Ahh!
530
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:57,691
- Now what do we do?
531
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,260
- Maybe we could go back
to that laundromat place
532
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,295
and see if there's another bra
there or something.
533
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:04,365
[chuckles]
- Oh, yeah.
534
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,967
[chuckles]
Bras rule.
535
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,269
[chuckling]
536
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:11,238
[heavy rock music]
537
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,907
? ?
538
00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:20,714
[bluesy rock music]
539
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:27,854
? ?
540
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,702
[chiming]
541
00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:42,836
- Chirp.
542
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:47,436
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