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Hey, Nick, my man.

Don't talk. I have
a proposition for you.

All right, shoot.

I just said don't talk.

What is it with you?

I'm sorry.

And there you go again.

Listen, if you don't want to hear
what I have to say, just tell me, okay?

You don't have to do that snarky
cutting me off after every word thing.

Thank you.

Now, how would you like to host

KAWT's Tenth Annual 10K
Walk for the PAWS this year?

Walk for the Pause?

What are they putting on pause?

No, no, not pause with
"A-U," PAWS with "A-W."

I don't know, man. I guess.

What? You guess?

What are you, one of these
split personality people?

You got some voice in your head

telling the other voice
in your head what to do?

Come on, it's either yes or no.

Two choices. One answer.

Well, when is this happening?

That's how it's gonna be?

That's how we're gonna do this?

You need info before you decide?

Okay, fine.
It's my wife's charity.

Finding homes for shelter pets.

Listen, it's Sunday.

If you do this for me,
Nick, I'll owe you big.

All right, cool, man.
I like pets.

Hey, you want one? No.

A lot of cute ones.

Yep, that's okay.

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

Yes, I'm here.

Yes, yes, yes. Hey, hey. Hey,

hey, calm it down.
Yes, it's coming.

Uh-huh, it's coming. Okay, bye.

So, what was that all about?

Suzanne left a disk here
with pictures on it,

she wants to give to her mother,

and it's by the phone.

Hey, sweetie,
could you help me with this?

I tell you, looking fabulous
and cooking do not go together.

Well, I could have
told you that.

Just put it by the phone
for me, thanks.

Hey.

All right, everybody.
Hey, hey, listen up, all right?

I have some good news.

Ooh. Suzanne decided to stay

and we're putting
the kids up for adoption,

and it's just gonna be
you and me again?

I'm sitting right here.

Oh, baby, I'm just playing.

We know. You love that
game. You play it a lot.

Okay, so what's the good news?

Guess who's hosting this year's

KAWT Walk for the PAWS?

Ryan Seacrest?
He hosts everything.

No. Me.

Oh! Good for you.

Walk for the PAWS? That's a
great cause, saving shelter pets.

You know about this?

Oh, my God, I love animals.

Of course, I love the ones
you can make stuff out of more,

but, gosh, pets are so cute.

Hey, Dad, since you're hosting,
can we be in the walkathon?

Yeah, I mean,
that's a great idea.

I can use it to get more
service hours for school.

You know what?
We should all do it.Yeah.

Well, if by all, you mean not
me, then, yeah, it's a great idea.

All right, look,
hold on, hold on.

I know it's just walking,
but it's still 10K, all right?

You need to work up to that.
You need to train.

Train to walk?

Nick, I've been walking
since I was five years old.

What?

Oh, girl, I can't believe that.

I know. Walk? You got
to train? Come on, now.

How far is 10K?

Six point two miles.

How far is that?

About 109 football fields.

Which one?

All of them, okay? You
want to do it, just do it.

We're gonna do it. LINDSEY: Whoo!

We should call ourselves
Team Kingston-Persons.

Ooh, I like that. We need to get T-shirts.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, wait, there's
gonna be cameras there, right?

Yes, you will be on TV.

You will all be on TV.

Yay. Oh, God,

maybe I'll catch
the eye of a man

who loves a woman
who loves animals.

That she can turn into shoes.

Nick, we need your credit card
so we can buy all this stuff.

My credit card?

Okay, hello.

I'm Gigi. I don't
pay for anything.

Mr. Peterson.

Hey, Nick.

Can we come in, or do you just want to
stand here and see who else you know?

Mrs. Peterson, come on in.

I wasn't expecting you guys.

That's because we didn't
tell you we were coming.

It was a last minute thing.

Coming by?

No, telling you.

I knew I wanted
to come by the moment

I knew I wanted you
to host my event.

I just forgot
to tell him to tell you.

Sorry. I get busy. I get
distracted. I'm thirsty.

There's a lot going on with me.

You want something
to drink, honey?

No, I just like
to point at things

like my current state
of thirst or hunger,

so that if you did decide
to be of some use to me,

you'd have a couple of clues
where to start.

Can I get you
something to drink?

Oh, I don't know.
What do you have?

We have a lot of things.

Okay, this is going nowhere.
Where's the kitchen?

That way.

I'll make myself at home.
It's easier for both of us.

Wow. She's a real, uh...

Problem.

No, no, I was gonna
say a strong personality.

Yeah, she has that, too.

Hey, honey, did you
bring me one?

Oh, did you ask me to?
I don't recall you doing that.

If you're still doing
that telekinesis thing,

give it up
'cause it's not working.

It's telepathy. I know.

I just did it.

Mmm, Nick, could you get that?

Get this party started.

Peterson.

Brick.

Wait, uh, party? What party?

Well, I thought
since you and Brick

are gonna be hosting
the walkathon together,

it'd be a good idea to just kind of
sit down and talk about my vision.

I thought you said
I was hosting it.

You are. With me.

Much needed back-up, my friend.

Much needed back-up.
Putting you out there by yourself

would be like putting
Kobe without Shaq.

Regis without Kathie Lee.

Prince without The Revolution.

Wait, wait, wait. All those
things worked out just fine.

Mmm, that's debatable,
Nick, debatable.

What's with the puppy?

I love animals, Nick.

We all do. Where's yours?

Yeah. You have a puppy,
don't you?

No.The hell?

I'm gonna get it. Yeah, could you get that?

I will. Thank you.

Hey, Nick.Jennifer.

Hey, guys.

Uh, wow. Uh,
she's hosting this thing, too?

Hosting what? I just heard
there was a drinking party.

A puppy?

Aw.

Nick doesn't have one.MRS. PETERSON: Isn't it cute?

Nick doesn't have a dog.

He doesn't even have one.

Hey, Ma.

Hey.

Something wrong?

I can't find my bracelet.

And I almost tore my house
upside down looking for it.

Then I remembered
I took it off here

when I was here
doing your wife's work.

Well, I'm sure
it's here somewhere.

What does it look like?

It's that big dangly one
with the "M," remember?

The one I got after I got rid of the
one you got me, from Jay Nathan?

Right, right.

I tell you what,

if I don't find it,
you owe me another one.

How do I owe you another one?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I at home, watching
my kids at my house?

No.

Then that's how
you owe me another one.

Hey.

Oh, hey, Nick.

Thanks for having us
over last night.

No problem.

You guys do that a lot,

go over to people's houses
without telling them you're coming?

Huh?

Nothing.

Actually, they do.

Just thank God
it was your place this time.

Wow.

I love your bracelet. Oh, thanks.

Where did you get it?

Oh, just a little
something I picked up.

Oh, my God.

It goes with your outfit.
It's amazing.

It was a steal.

Was it? Mmm-hmm.

Hey, Brick, can I talk
to you for a second? Yeah, sure.

That's me in a Porsche,
so do me a favor.

Make up your mind. Beat it.

Nick.

Brick, I need your advice.

I know you do. And here it is:

Maltese.

They are the cutest,
cuddliest little buddies.

If you need one.

I don't need a puppy.

What do you need?

Listen, my mother had
this really unique bracelet

she left at my house.

Yeah? Then she can't find it.

Then this morning,
I see Mrs. Peterson

walking around
with the exact same bracelet.

So, what?

I think she stole it.

From who? From me.

You had one of those?

No, no. Look,
what I'm saying is,

I think she stole my mother's
bracelet from my house.

Oh!

Look, I saw her walking
around with it five minutes ago.

Don't know what to do.

Well, I think you got yourself
in a bonafide quandary, friend,

a dilemma.

A true life Hobson's choice.

What's Hobson's choice?

I don't know,
but here's the problem.

Let's say you accuse
your boss' wife

of stealing your
mother's bracelet, okay?

If she did,

she denies it, she's
embarrassed, and he fires you.

If she didn't, she denies
it, she's embarrassed,

and he fires you. Nick,
you want to get fired?

No, but...

No, no, no "but." Nick,

keep your mouth shut,
keep your job,

buy your mother a bracelet
from the job you didn't lose today.

It's not that easy.
That bracelet has history.

You want to have history
or do you want to be history?

I can't walk anymore.
I think I have blisters.

I have blisters on my blisters.

Wow. You guys are doing
some serious training.

No, we weren't training.
We were shopping.

So, when do you start training?

Well, soon as we get
all our outfits together,

I think we'll have
everything we need, right?

Okay, I'm confused.

What's the difference between walking
in the mall and walking on the street?

Oh, I can tell you that.

When they're on the street, they
don't stop every five seconds going,

"Oh, my gosh, that's so cute,

"just gonna stop
and look, okay?"

Oh, hey, Nick.

Here's your credit card
and receipts.

All right.

What, a heart monitor,
pedometer,

reflective jackets,
helmets... Helmets?

For walking?

Listen, it's a walkathon,
not a spend-a-thon.

Listen, we are
Team Kingston-Persons.

We don't half step.

Mmm-hmm. I mean, Dad,
it is for the animals.

I could have gave this money
just straight to the animals.

Whatever. Come on, Kevin.
Let's go try our stuff on.

Get the bags, please, this time.

Thank you.

Hey, Ma.

I think I know
where your bracelet is.

Think? Where is it?
Let's go get it.

No, no, no,
it's not that easy, okay?

Look, I know this sounds crazy,

but I think my
boss' wife stole it. What?

Here's the thing.
She was wearing it today.

And you didn't get it back?

I know. It looks bad.

But, you know, I can't just
prove she stole it, all right?

And, plus, she's my boss' wife.

I mean, if I'm wrong,
then I could get fired.

So, what? You're working
with thieves. You could be next.

Well...

Look, either you go
get my bracelet,

or I'm going to get my bracelet.

But either way,
it's getting got.

Hi, Paula.

Oh, hi, Nick. So excited.
Do I look excited?

No.

Well, I am.

So, I was looking
at your bracelet.

Oh, this?

Oh. My God. I like it.

I've been wearing it for a few
days now, but it gets so annoying,

all the charms
and things dingle-dangling.

Sometimes I ask myself
if it was worth it.

I see it has an "M" on there.

What's that for?

Oh, Maggie, my first pet.
I got her from a shelter.

So, I saw it
and I thought of her

and I just had to have it.

Wow. That's crazy.

Hmm? Why is it crazy?

Well, it's just that my mother
has one just like it,

you know, with the "M"
on it and everything.

Here name is Marilyn.

Wow. Another name
that starts with "M."

Yeah, but, um,

not everyone has them
on bracelets like that.

And here's the crazy part.

You know, after you came over
to the house the other night,

my mother's bracelet
was missing.

And here,

I see you the next day,
and you have one just like it.

Oh, that's a coincidence.

Crazy. It is.

So, where did you get yours?

Oh, my God.

I know what
you're implying, Nick.

I'm not implying anything.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not. You're
the one that's implying.

What am I implying?

You're implying
that I'm implying.

You're inferring that I'm
implying that you're implying.

No, look, look, I just asked you
where you got it from. That's all I asked.

Oh, you asked
a lot more than that.

No, I didn't.
I asked one question.

Where did you get
the bracelet? You know what,

I'm not even gonna dignify
that with an answer,

and I hope you enjoy watching
the walkathon at home.

Because when my husband
hears about this,

you will not be
co-hosting anymore.

No... Well, I never
wanted to co-host.

I wanted to host.

Paula just told me
to fire you. What happened?

I think your wife
stole my mother's bracelet

when she was over
at my house the other night.

You calling my wife a thief?

Well, my mother's went missing,

and then I see your wife
wearing one just like it.

Now, look, I'm not
saying she's a thief,

but it looks suspicious.

Oh, crap, not again.

What "not again?"

Look, can we keep
this between us?

Yeah, what is it?

Paula's been stressed out
about the walkathon.

Now, when this happens,
she has this...

It's this
impulse control problem

where she says and does the
first thing that comes to her mind.

Like stealing?

Right. Look, it hasn't
happened in a long time.

Look, I just need my
mother's bracelet back.

Right, I hear you.

And your mother's gonna
get her bracelet back.

It just might take a while.

What kind of while?

I got to get Paula
back into therapy.

She has to realize
what she did was wrong,

grapple with the guilt.

I don't know.
Six or seven months?

Six or seven months?

What am I supposed
to tell my mother?

That's on you.
I got enough problems.

Nick.

I'm with you, buddy.

I heard the whole thing.

She stole my watch one time.

I still haven't gotten it back.

So, Nick,
if it's all right with you,

I'd like to give you 30 bucks

to go through
the rest of her stuff.

I can't do that.

All right.

How about this?

Eight-letter word
for "hooligan."

Criminal.

Oh, Nick. Last bill.

What did you buy now?

Not dinner.

Oh. You know what?

When this walkathon is over,

I'm telling Suzanne not to
pick you up ever, ever again.

Whatever.

Man, you should be in good
enough shape to walk everywhere.

It's for the puppies, Nick.

Bye, you guys.

Good-bye.Good-bye.

Ma? Yeah?

I've got some good news
and some bad news.

Well, I've got some
good news, too,

but let me go first 'cause I
don't want you bringing me down.

Go ahead.

I found my bracelet.

What?

Yes. See, I thought I had
left it over by the phone,

but then I remembered
I changed purses.

I had it the whole time.

Ma, how could you forget that?

Easy, I guess.

Want some ginkgo biloba?

It's great for memory.

Remember this. No.

Anyway, I'm glad I found it

before you went and got
all up in that woman's face.

Ooh, you would have
been embarrassed.

Anyway, what did you
want to tell me?

Uh, nothing. I forgot.

You need to try this
ginkgo biloba. Sounds good.

Yeah, I will.

Shut up and go
get me some water.

Why does everything
have to be "shut up?"

I'm sorry. Can you get
me some water, please?

Then shut up.

Brick!

Did you find it?

I wasn't looking for your watch.

Yeah, plausible deniability?

And I didn't see
you not looking for it.

Then we don't find it,

and I got the money.

Nick, five-letter
word for "pilfer."

Thief.

How do you always do that?

Hi, it's Brick Street,

and it is raining cats
and dogs out there

on our Tenth Annual
Walk for the PAWS.

And, Jennifer Ming, may I
say something to you? Yes.

The job you want to be
doing today is hosting.

Don't want to be
out there walking.

That's right, Brick.
It's wet and miserable. That's a mess.

Gigi! What?

What happened?

What does it look like
happened, Nick?

It's Seattle. It rains a lot.

Poor things. I'm gonna
go get some towels.

I'm about to catch a
cold just looking at you.

It just kept going on and on

and on and never let up.

I mean, we couldn't even walk.

And we fell in a
ditch. Look at me.

I fell in a dirty ditch, Nick.

We just kept slip-sliding
all over the place.

That's it. That's it.
I'm done. I'm done.

Every time I try to help people

or the environment
or these damn dogs,

what happens? Nothing.
It doesn't work out.

Gigi. What?

What about the puppies?

The puppies are lucky I
can't make them into a purse.

Oh.

I said it.

Hey, Nick.

Sorry about how things went.

I can't imagine what it's like
to have that kind of problem.

Yeah, I mean, uh,

I thought we'd really
turned a corner there,

but obviously Paula's done
some serious backsliding.

What do you mean?

Her therapist and I have
confronted her about

stealing your mother's bracelet,

and she's so adamant
about denying it,

I'm really afraid we're in it
for the long haul.

Her doctor wants to put her
on a bunch of drugs.

Mr. Peterson, I don't
think that's necessary.

You're right. Shock
therapy's probably enough.

Look, uh, it...

I need to tell you something.

Look, there's no need
to say anything.

You got knocked out of your
spot hosting the walkathon,

and you took a chance
and confronted my wife,

and, hey, I respect you for it.

Hell, I wouldn't have done it.

Anyway,

I want you to have this.

Oh, Mr. Peterson, wait.

No, please, please,
take it, okay?

Now, Paula's back in therapy

and she's not gonna miss it
for a few weeks, anyway.

And if she does,

I'll just tell her that
she probably lost it.

I can't do this.

What's right is right.

That's your mother, Nick.

That's out of the way.

What do you say
we go get that watch?