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Hey, Nick, my man.

Don't talk. I have a proposition for you.

All right, shoot.

I just said don't talk.

What is it with you?

I'm sorry.

And there you go again.

Listen, if you don't want to hear what I have to say, just tell me, okay?

You don't have to do that snarky cutting me off after every word thing.

Thank you.

Now, how would you like to host

KAWT's Tenth Annual 10K Walk for the PAWS this year?

Walk for the Pause?

What are they putting on pause?

No, no, not pause with "A-U," PAWS with "A-W."

I don't know, man. I guess.

What? You guess?

What are you, one of these split personality people?

You got some voice in your head

telling the other voice in your head what to do?

Come on, it's either yes or no.

Two choices. One answer.

Well, when is this happening?

That's how it's gonna be?

That's how we're gonna do this?

You need info before you decide?

Okay, fine. It's my wife's charity.

Finding homes for shelter pets.

Listen, it's Sunday.

If you do this for me, Nick, I'll owe you big.

All right, cool, man. I like pets.

Hey, you want one? No.

A lot of cute ones.

Yep, that's okay.

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

Yes, I'm here.

Yes, yes, yes. Hey, hey. Hey,

hey, calm it down. Yes, it's coming.

Uh-huh, it's coming. Okay, bye.

So, what was that all about?

Suzanne left a disk here with pictures on it,

she wants to give to her mother,

and it's by the phone.

Hey, sweetie, could you help me with this?

I tell you, looking fabulous and cooking do not go together.

Well, I could have told you that.

Just put it by the phone for me, thanks.

Hey.

All right, everybody. Hey, hey, listen up, all right?

I have some good news.

Ooh. Suzanne decided to stay

and we're putting the kids up for adoption,

and it's just gonna be you and me again?

I'm sitting right here.

Oh, baby, I'm just playing.

We know. You love that game. You play it a lot.

Okay, so what's the good news?

Guess who's hosting this year's

KAWT Walk for the PAWS?

Ryan Seacrest? He hosts everything.

No. Me.

Oh! Good for you.

Walk for the PAWS? That's a great cause, saving shelter pets.

You know about this?

Oh, my God, I love animals.

Of course, I love the ones you can make stuff out of more,

but, gosh, pets are so cute.

Hey, Dad, since you're hosting, can we be in the walkathon?

Yeah, I mean, that's a great idea.

I can use it to get more service hours for school.

You know what? We should all do it.Yeah.

Well, if by all, you mean not me, then, yeah, it's a great idea.

All right, look, hold on, hold on.

I know it's just walking, but it's still 10K, all right?

You need to work up to that. You need to train.

Train to walk?

Nick, I've been walking since I was five years old.

What?

Oh, girl, I can't believe that.

I know. Walk? You got to train? Come on, now.

How far is 10K?

Six point two miles.

How far is that?

About 109 football fields.

Which one?

All of them, okay? You want to do it, just do it.

We're gonna do it. LINDSEY: Whoo!

We should call ourselves Team Kingston-Persons.

Ooh, I like that. We need to get T-shirts.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, wait, there's gonna be cameras there, right?

Yes, you will be on TV.

You will all be on TV.

Yay. Oh, God,

maybe I'll catch the eye of a man

who loves a woman who loves animals.

That she can turn into shoes.

Nick, we need your credit card so we can buy all this stuff.

My credit card?

Okay, hello.

I'm Gigi. I don't pay for anything.

Mr. Peterson.

Hey, Nick.

Can we come in, or do you just want to stand here and see who else you know?

Mrs. Peterson, come on in.

I wasn't expecting you guys.

That's because we didn't tell you we were coming.

It was a last minute thing.

Coming by?

No, telling you.

I knew I wanted to come by the moment

I knew I wanted you to host my event.

I just forgot to tell him to tell you.

Sorry. I get busy. I get distracted. I'm thirsty.

There's a lot going on with me.

You want something to drink, honey?

No, I just like to point at things

like my current state of thirst or hunger,

so that if you did decide to be of some use to me,

you'd have a couple of clues where to start.

Can I get you something to drink?

Oh, I don't know. What do you have?

We have a lot of things.

Okay, this is going nowhere. Where's the kitchen?

That way.

I'll make myself at home. It's easier for both of us.

Wow. She's a real, uh...

Problem.

No, no, I was gonna say a strong personality.

Yeah, she has that, too.

Hey, honey, did you bring me one?

Oh, did you ask me to? I don't recall you doing that.

If you're still doing that telekinesis thing,

give it up 'cause it's not working.

It's telepathy. I know.

I just did it.

Mmm, Nick, could you get that?

Get this party started.

Peterson.

Brick.

Wait, uh, party? What party?

Well, I thought since you and Brick

are gonna be hosting the walkathon together,

it'd be a good idea to just kind of sit down and talk about my vision.

I thought you said I was hosting it.

You are. With me.

Much needed back-up, my friend.

Much needed back-up. Putting you out there by yourself

would be like putting Kobe without Shaq.

Regis without Kathie Lee.

Prince without The Revolution.

Wait, wait, wait. All those things worked out just fine.

Mmm, that's debatable, Nick, debatable.

What's with the puppy?

I love animals, Nick.

We all do. Where's yours?

Yeah. You have a puppy, don't you?

No.The hell?

I'm gonna get it. Yeah, could you get that?

I will. Thank you.

Hey, Nick.Jennifer.

Hey, guys.

Uh, wow. Uh, she's hosting this thing, too?

Hosting what? I just heard there was a drinking party.

A puppy?

Aw.

Nick doesn't have one.MRS. PETERSON: Isn't it cute?

Nick doesn't have a dog.

He doesn't even have one.

Hey, Ma.

Hey.

Something wrong?

I can't find my bracelet.

And I almost tore my house upside down looking for it.

Then I remembered I took it off here

when I was here doing your wife's work.

Well, I'm sure it's here somewhere.

What does it look like?

It's that big dangly one with the "M," remember?

The one I got after I got rid of the one you got me, from Jay Nathan?

Right, right.

I tell you what,

if I don't find it, you owe me another one.

How do I owe you another one?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I at home, watching my kids at my house?

No.

Then that's how you owe me another one.

Hey.

Oh, hey, Nick.

Thanks for having us over last night.

No problem.

You guys do that a lot,

go over to people's houses without telling them you're coming?

Huh?

Nothing.

Actually, they do.

Just thank God it was your place this time.

Wow.

I love your bracelet. Oh, thanks.

Where did you get it?

Oh, just a little something I picked up.

Oh, my God.

It goes with your outfit. It's amazing.

It was a steal.

Was it? Mmm-hmm.

Hey, Brick, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, sure.

That's me in a Porsche, so do me a favor.

Make up your mind. Beat it.

Nick.

Brick, I need your advice.

I know you do. And here it is:

Maltese.

They are the cutest, cuddliest little buddies.

If you need one.

I don't need a puppy.

What do you need?

Listen, my mother had this really unique bracelet

she left at my house.

Yeah? Then she can't find it.

Then this morning, I see Mrs. Peterson

walking around with the exact same bracelet.

So, what?

I think she stole it.

From who? From me.

You had one of those?

No, no. Look, what I'm saying is,

I think she stole my mother's bracelet from my house.

Oh!

Look, I saw her walking around with it five minutes ago.

Don't know what to do.

Well, I think you got yourself in a bonafide quandary, friend,

a dilemma.

A true life Hobson's choice.

What's Hobson's choice?

I don't know, but here's the problem.

Let's say you accuse your boss' wife

of stealing your mother's bracelet, okay?

If she did,

she denies it, she's embarrassed, and he fires you.

If she didn't, she denies it, she's embarrassed,

and he fires you. Nick, you want to get fired?

No, but...

No, no, no "but." Nick,

keep your mouth shut, keep your job,

buy your mother a bracelet from the job you didn't lose today.

It's not that easy. That bracelet has history.

You want to have history or do you want to be history?

I can't walk anymore. I think I have blisters.

I have blisters on my blisters.

Wow. You guys are doing some serious training.

No, we weren't training. We were shopping.

So, when do you start training?

Well, soon as we get all our outfits together,

I think we'll have everything we need, right?

Okay, I'm confused.

What's the difference between walking in the mall and walking on the street?

Oh, I can tell you that.

When they're on the street, they don't stop every five seconds going,

"Oh, my gosh, that's so cute,

"just gonna stop and look, okay?"

Oh, hey, Nick.

Here's your credit card and receipts.

All right.

What, a heart monitor, pedometer,

reflective jackets, helmets... Helmets?

For walking?

Listen, it's a walkathon, not a spend-a-thon.

Listen, we are Team Kingston-Persons.

We don't half step.

Mmm-hmm. I mean, Dad, it is for the animals.

I could have gave this money just straight to the animals.

Whatever. Come on, Kevin. Let's go try our stuff on.

Get the bags, please, this time.

Thank you.

Hey, Ma.

I think I know where your bracelet is.

Think? Where is it? Let's go get it.

No, no, no, it's not that easy, okay?

Look, I know this sounds crazy,

but I think my boss' wife stole it. What?

Here's the thing. She was wearing it today.

And you didn't get it back?

I know. It looks bad.

But, you know, I can't just prove she stole it, all right?

And, plus, she's my boss' wife.

I mean, if I'm wrong, then I could get fired.

So, what? You're working with thieves. You could be next.

Well...

Look, either you go get my bracelet,

or I'm going to get my bracelet.

But either way, it's getting got.

Hi, Paula.

Oh, hi, Nick. So excited. Do I look excited?

No.

Well, I am.

So, I was looking at your bracelet.

Oh, this?

Oh. My God. I like it.

I've been wearing it for a few days now, but it gets so annoying,

all the charms and things dingle-dangling.

Sometimes I ask myself if it was worth it.

I see it has an "M" on there.

What's that for?

Oh, Maggie, my first pet. I got her from a shelter.

So, I saw it and I thought of her

and I just had to have it.

Wow. That's crazy.

Hmm? Why is it crazy?

Well, it's just that my mother has one just like it,

you know, with the "M" on it and everything.

Here name is Marilyn.

Wow. Another name that starts with "M."

Yeah, but, um,

not everyone has them on bracelets like that.

And here's the crazy part.

You know, after you came over to the house the other night,

my mother's bracelet was missing.

And here,

I see you the next day, and you have one just like it.

Oh, that's a coincidence.

Crazy. It is.

So, where did you get yours?

Oh, my God.

I know what you're implying, Nick.

I'm not implying anything.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not. You're the one that's implying.

What am I implying?

You're implying that I'm implying.

You're inferring that I'm implying that you're implying.

No, look, look, I just asked you where you got it from. That's all I asked.

Oh, you asked a lot more than that.

No, I didn't. I asked one question.

Where did you get the bracelet? You know what,

I'm not even gonna dignify that with an answer,

and I hope you enjoy watching the walkathon at home.

Because when my husband hears about this,

you will not be co-hosting anymore.

No... Well, I never wanted to co-host.

I wanted to host.

Paula just told me to fire you. What happened?

I think your wife stole my mother's bracelet

when she was over at my house the other night.

You calling my wife a thief?

Well, my mother's went missing,

and then I see your wife wearing one just like it.

Now, look, I'm not saying she's a thief,

but it looks suspicious.

Oh, crap, not again.

What "not again?"

Look, can we keep this between us?

Yeah, what is it?

Paula's been stressed out about the walkathon.

Now, when this happens, she has this...

It's this impulse control problem

where she says and does the first thing that comes to her mind.

Like stealing?

Right. Look, it hasn't happened in a long time.

Look, I just need my mother's bracelet back.

Right, I hear you.

And your mother's gonna get her bracelet back.

It just might take a while.

What kind of while?

I got to get Paula back into therapy.

She has to realize what she did was wrong,

grapple with the guilt.

I don't know. Six or seven months?

Six or seven months?

What am I supposed to tell my mother?

That's on you. I got enough problems.

Nick.

I'm with you, buddy.

I heard the whole thing.

She stole my watch one time.

I still haven't gotten it back.

So, Nick, if it's all right with you,

I'd like to give you 30 bucks

to go through the rest of her stuff.

I can't do that.

All right.

How about this?

Eight-letter word for "hooligan."

Criminal.

Oh, Nick. Last bill.

What did you buy now?

Not dinner.

Oh. You know what?

When this walkathon is over,

I'm telling Suzanne not to pick you up ever, ever again.

Whatever.

Man, you should be in good enough shape to walk everywhere.

It's for the puppies, Nick.

Bye, you guys.

Good-bye.Good-bye.

Ma? Yeah?

I've got some good news and some bad news.

Well, I've got some good news, too,

but let me go first 'cause I don't want you bringing me down.

Go ahead.

I found my bracelet.

What?

Yes. See, I thought I had left it over by the phone,

but then I remembered I changed purses.

I had it the whole time.

Ma, how could you forget that?

Easy, I guess.

Want some ginkgo biloba?

It's great for memory.

Remember this. No.

Anyway, I'm glad I found it

before you went and got all up in that woman's face.

Ooh, you would have been embarrassed.

Anyway, what did you want to tell me?

Uh, nothing. I forgot.

You need to try this ginkgo biloba. Sounds good.

Yeah, I will.

Shut up and go get me some water.

Why does everything have to be "shut up?"

I'm sorry. Can you get me some water, please?

Then shut up.

Brick!

Did you find it?

I wasn't looking for your watch.

Yeah, plausible deniability?

And I didn't see you not looking for it.

Then we don't find it,

and I got the money.

Nick, five-letter word for "pilfer."

Thief.

How do you always do that?

Hi, it's Brick Street,

and it is raining cats and dogs out there

on our Tenth Annual Walk for the PAWS.

And, Jennifer Ming, may I say something to you? Yes.

The job you want to be doing today is hosting.

Don't want to be out there walking.

That's right, Brick. It's wet and miserable. That's a mess.

Gigi! What?

What happened?

What does it look like happened, Nick?

It's Seattle. It rains a lot.

Poor things. I'm gonna go get some towels.

I'm about to catch a cold just looking at you.

It just kept going on and on

and on and never let up.

I mean, we couldn't even walk.

And we fell in a ditch. Look at me.

I fell in a dirty ditch, Nick.

We just kept slip-sliding all over the place.

That's it. That's it. I'm done. I'm done.

Every time I try to help people

or the environment or these damn dogs,

what happens? Nothing. It doesn't work out.

Gigi. What?

What about the puppies?

The puppies are lucky I can't make them into a purse.

Oh.

I said it.

Hey, Nick.

Sorry about how things went.

I can't imagine what it's like to have that kind of problem.

Yeah, I mean, uh,

I thought we'd really turned a corner there,

but obviously Paula's done some serious backsliding.

What do you mean?

Her therapist and I have confronted her about

stealing your mother's bracelet,

and she's so adamant about denying it,

I'm really afraid we're in it for the long haul.

Her doctor wants to put her on a bunch of drugs.

Mr. Peterson, I don't think that's necessary.

You're right. Shock therapy's probably enough.

Look, uh, it...

I need to tell you something.

Look, there's no need to say anything.

You got knocked out of your spot hosting the walkathon,

and you took a chance and confronted my wife,

and, hey, I respect you for it.

Hell, I wouldn't have done it.

Anyway,

I want you to have this.

Oh, Mr. Peterson, wait.

No, please, please, take it, okay?

Now, Paula's back in therapy

and she's not gonna miss it for a few weeks, anyway.

And if she does,

I'll just tell her that she probably lost it.

I can't do this.

What's right is right.

That's your mother, Nick.

That's out of the way.

What do you say we go get that watch?