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Hey, guys. Hey, Nick.
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Hey. Hey. What's this?
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Well, it's what we call a sign.
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Uh, it says,
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"31st Annual,"
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and then it says,
"Harold Bradlie,"
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that's me, of course.
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And under that, "Spelling,"
and then finally the word,
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I'll help you sound this out.
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"B-b-b-bee."
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You have a spelling bee?
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No, but I have a sign.
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I was hoping that
because of that
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somebody might let me have one.
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You need to get in
on this, Nick.
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I am doing color commentary,
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so if a kid messes up, you get
to analyze him and ridicule him
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in all sorts of ways.
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Color commentary? Yeah.
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It's a spelling bee,
not a sporting event.
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You've got to tell
that to ESPN, Nick,
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it's a big deal now.
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Hey, Nick. You have a second?
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Uh, you need to talk to me?
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No, I just like keeping
track of your free time.
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Listen, Nick, uh, I
need a favor from you.
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An actor buddy of mine is
in town working on a movie,
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and uh, he's playing a reporter.
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So he wants to follow
you around for a few days,
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you know, get some
insight on the character.
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Oh! Look, you tell him,
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if he wants to follow me around,
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he can follow me on Twitter.
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Who wants some strange dude
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following him around all day.
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I mean, it's weird.
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Who does that?
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Howard Terrence.
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Howard Terrence.Peterson.
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Hey, everybody.
How's it going? Oh, my God!
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Hey! Oh, my God.
It's Howard Terrence.
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Hey, man, I love
all your movies, man.
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Oh, yeah. Can I get a picture?
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Yeah, sure, man. Oh, my God!
Brick, Brick!
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Brick, can you do
the honors, please? Yeah, yeah.
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So, Peterson told you I wanna
shadow you for my movie, right?
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Yeah, yeah,
I'd love to do it. All right.
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Uh, Nick, that's not
what you said.
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What you said was...
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"If he wants to follow me
around, he can do it on Twitter,
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"I don't want some strange dude
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"walking around behind me
all day, how weird.
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"Who does that?"
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Look, if you don't wanna
do it, man, it's cool.
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No, no, no, I'd love to.
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I wanna do it, okay,
it's all good.
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Come on in here, man.
Take the picture, Brick, please.
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I mean, is there
a number you can call,
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like some kid in India
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to tell you how
to work this damn thing.
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Listen, point the camera,
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and push the button
in the middle.
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All right. All right.
Hold on. Hold on.
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Three...
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Two... Excuse me.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Yeah!
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Whoo, Kevin.
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Dad.
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Who is the man!
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K-E-V-I-N.
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Can you believe that,
Captain Scalp?
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Hey, Kevin, you won
the spelling bee.
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Yep, eighth place.
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Okay, first of all,
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nobody wins eighth, all right?
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Well, he won eighth.
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And they gave him
a gigantic trophy.
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They are giving out trophies
this big for eighth place?
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Yeah, the winner gets money.
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That's right.
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And a two-week
all-expenses-paid trip
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to the Newt Gingrich Camp
for Gifted Children.
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You know, Kevin, I always
thought you were dumb,
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but now I realized,
you're just obnoxious.
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"Obnoxious,"
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O-B-N... Shut up.
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You know, you guys,
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I competed
in a spelling bee once,
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and y'all never gonna
believe what happened.
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Oh, we don't have to
believe it if you don't tell us.
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It was me and this girl
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from seventh grade who I hated,
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and you know I didn't
always look like this,
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and she used to tease me
because I was one of the smart girls.
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Okay, I don't believe it,
is the story over?
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No, it's not over, Nick.
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Okay, then let me end it.
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You and her went
head up in the finals,
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and you won the spelling bee.
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No, you're wrong. I lost.
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Okay, I believe you.
Is the story over now?
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See, if you don't wanna hear
the story, you just should say so.
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We don't wanna hear it.
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Haters. H-E-I-G-H-T-E-R.
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Anyway...
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I got some good news.
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Since Kevin finished in top ten,
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he gets to compete in
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in the Harold Bradlie Spelling
Bee at the end of the week.
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Ah, my boy!
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Well, check it out.
I have some good news too. Ooh!
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Guess who was
following me for a week
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to prepare for a role
in his next movie.
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Let me guess.
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That bulge-eyed squirrel
from that movie Ice Age?
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No, all right.Okay.
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It is Howard Terrence.
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No! Yeah!
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I love him!
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Hey, hey, wait a minute.
You said Howard Terrence
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is gonna be
following you around,
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to shoot a movie? Whoo!
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What's the name of that movie?
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Honey, I Shrunk My Neck?
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I didn't see this...
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Anyway, listen.
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Spelling bees are very
fierce and competitive.
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So, if you need any help,
Kevin, just come to me,
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I am here for you, okay? Okay.
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Gigi. Yeah?
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We appreciate your offer.
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But, uh, I got this.
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You?
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That's right.
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I happen to be a superb speller.
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Okay, yeah. That's funny.
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Yeah, well, y'all go ahead
and act that way, okay?
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Wait, and what way is that?
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Incredulously.
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I-N-C-R-E-D-U-L-O-U-S-L-Y.
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Incredulously.
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Wow.
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I guess you do got this.
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Don King
ain't got nothing on me.
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I got to tell, I love every
single one of your movies.
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The one where you beat cancer.
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Oh! That was hot.
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The one where you beat
the paternity suit.
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Whoo! That wasn't a movie, man.
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Well, I love that
movie Cincinnati.
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The one where he beat AIDS.
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That movie was horrible.
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It almost killed my career.
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You can't beat AIDS.
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Originally, it was
supposed to be Tom Hanks.
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Wow. Really?
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Yeah, but he did Philadelphia,
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and you know
how that turned out.
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Oh, all right, yeah,
he didn't beat AIDS.
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I just can't tell you
how excited I am to have
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the Howard Terrence
in my bar. I mean...
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You don't mind
if I call you Howard?
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I'd rather you call me Mick.
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You know, help me
with the character.
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All right, Mick, Nick,
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I'll be behind the bar
if you need me.
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By the way, I love that suit.
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Oh, yeah? You should
take him shopping.
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Hey, so, uh...
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What do you wanna know, "Mick"?
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Nick, tell me something
that no one would ever know
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when they watch KAWT.
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Okay,
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but, uh, this stays
between us, right?
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Stays between us.
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Well, the easiest part,
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is being on camera.Hmm.
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And the hardest part,
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is dealing with
all the crazy personalities.Hm-hmm.
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Mr. Peterson,
he might be bipolar.
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And if there is a more
sarcastic person on Earth,
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I haven't met him.
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And Brick Street,
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egomaniac, man, hates sports.
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He cannot survive
without a teleprompter.
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Harold Bradlie,
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oh, he hates his job,
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but he can't quit or else
he'll lose his benefits.
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Oh, oh, oh, and don't get
me started on Jennifer May.
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Ooh, dude, dude.
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You know that song Super Freak?
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Ah, Rick James.
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Yeah. I think he was
singing about her.
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Dude, dude. Dude.
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Hey, Brick.
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Hey.
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You know, I'd like to refer
to you by name, but frankly,
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I can't remember it.
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You know?
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I mean, it's too bad
I don't have a prompter
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'cause then we could
have a conversation.
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But I don't,
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so we can't.
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But I got a question.
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How does a backstabber like you
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even sleep at night?
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I am guessing with one eye open?
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know.
I don't got a prompter.
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Brick?
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Hey, man.
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Uh...
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Wow. Hey, uh, Harold.
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Uh, you ready for
that spelling bee?
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Hmm. You know,
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if you are going to act
like a disingenuous weasel,
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do me the favor
of being consistent.
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None of this nice guy one day,
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weasel the next stuff.
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It's just beneath you, Nick.
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I don't mean being a
weasel is beneath you.
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I mean,
being inconsistent is. Hmm?
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What...
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Harold! Harold!
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Mr. Peterson.
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Why is everyone being all weird?
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Frankly, I couldn't answer that
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if I had two personalities
and one of them liked you.
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For the record,
I'm not being sarcastic either,
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I have a bipolar thing.
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Oh, man. I don't believe it.
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Howard told you.
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Hmm. No one told me anything.
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This groundswell of hatred
directed at you,
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seems to be
a complete coincidence.
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I mean, unless, you did
something to deserve it.
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Oh, so I guess Jennifer
is mad at me now, too, huh?
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For calling her a freak?
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Why would she be mad?
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She is a total freak.
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Well, son, I got every
app we need here
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to become a full-fledged
spelling bee champ.
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I got Boggle.
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I got Bananagram.
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I got Wheel of Fortune.
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Whirly Word.
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Words with Friends.
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I even got every book
ever written
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by the great Michael Eric Dyson.
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Who is that?
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Never heard of
Michael Eric Dyson?
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No.Michael Eric Dyson?
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I don't really... Then spell it.
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M-I-C-H-A-E-L
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00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,642
E-R-I-C D-Y-S-O-N?
260
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,644
Very good.
261
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,167
Michael Eric Dyson.
262
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:07,128
That's the man that
never uses small words.
263
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,521
He can't even say
the word "small."
264
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,436
He'll probably say
something more like, uh,
265
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,222
infinitesimal.
266
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,789
Infinitesimal? Spell it!
267
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:20,576
I-N-F-I-N-I-T-E
268
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,578
S-I-M-A-L?
269
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,101
Oh, son, that was exemplary.
270
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,625
Spell it.
271
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,718
Martin! There he is.
272
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:35,243
Hey. Whoa! Whoa! Okay.
273
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:38,115
All right. All right. Um...
274
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,682
Who is this?
275
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,771
Uh, fellas, fellas,
this is Suzette.
276
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,120
She's helping me
with my research.
277
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,992
Who is that?
278
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:49,083
Yeah, yeah. Suzette, can you
give me a couple of seconds?
279
00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:52,260
Wow, you know what, she looks
a lot like Nick's wife, Suzanne.
280
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,914
You think so?
281
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:57,526
Yeah, yeah, she looks
a lot like my wife.
282
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,876
Wait, wait. So you hired
a woman to play your wife
283
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,269
just to research a role?
284
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,620
Hired a couple of bighead
kids too. They in the car.
285
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,405
Okay, Howard.
Hey, man, look, uh,
286
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,233
I don't think we can
keep on doing this, man.
287
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,887
This is getting out of hand.
288
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,499
You know what, Nick,
I think you're right.
289
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,633
I don't know
how to say this, uh,
290
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,376
but you're boring.
291
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,726
You said that pretty well.
292
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,293
What... I am not boring.
293
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,644
You're kind of boring.
294
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,474
Look, you got a wife,
a job, two kids,
295
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,823
Ugh! and no girlfriend.
296
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,346
Where's the conflict?
297
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,696
Look, I put you in a position
298
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,046
with your coworkers
to stir up some tension
299
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,787
and see how you react
under pressure.
300
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,354
Wait, wait, wait. If you're gonna
be putting people under pressure,
301
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:46,488
you need to tell somebody.
Hello. Me! Right here.
302
00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,664
That would defeat
the purpose, Nick.
303
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,407
Look, you're not the only
person I've done this to.
304
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,148
Really? Yeah, man.
305
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,759
I even married a woman for
five years as research for a movie.
306
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,849
Oh, oh, oh, that's the one
where your wife has an affair
307
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,851
with a guy at the office
and he tries to kill you, right?
308
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,200
Right, right.
309
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,898
You were nominated for that.
310
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,551
And I would've won, too, if
Brad Pitt hadn't done that movie
311
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,901
where he played that baby.
312
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,903
Got to admit though,
that baby was ripped.
313
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,513
He kinda was. He has a little...
314
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,428
Guys, guys, hey,
hold on, wait, man,
315
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,603
look, Howard, Howard.
316
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,344
You married a woman
for five years
317
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,086
and you put me at odds
with all my coworkers,
318
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,696
and you don't see
anything wrong with that?
319
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,830
What happened, man? Look, Nick.
320
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,092
All I am trying to say is
321
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,789
I am trying to make
the best out of this.
322
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,748
So we cool now?
323
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:31,751
I am not boring.
324
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:32,752
Eh!
325
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,842
You buying?
326
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,060
It's done.
327
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,409
All right.
328
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,760
All right. Hey, I'll
have what he's having.
329
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,326
Hey, didn't we just
talk about that?
330
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,720
Hey!
331
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,504
Everybody, freeze!
This is a robbery.
332
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,159
What are you looking at, man?
333
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,508
I'm freezing, man.
334
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,603
Take the bag.
335
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,649
The bag's coming around,
I want everything.
336
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,434
Jewelry, watches,
wallets, purses,
337
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,827
iPhones, iPads.
338
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:05,872
I want it.
339
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:17,274
Wow, look, everybody, give
it up for my man, the robber!
340
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:18,754
Sit back down, homeboy.
341
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,669
What! Oh, okay, look, man,
342
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,192
you know what, you got me once,
343
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,368
but this time,
it is not gonna work.
344
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,022
Dude, you are good.
345
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,285
You know what, hey, you're
not gonna get me again.
346
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,591
You think I am
playing with you, man?
347
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,245
You expendable dog.
348
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:33,073
Oh, that's good. Love how you,
349
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,771
"You think I'm playing with you, man?
Huh? You expendable dog. What?"
350
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,556
Look at your
little mask and everything.
351
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,428
Nick, this is real, man.
352
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,690
I don't know this, dude.
353
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,126
You better sit down
before I go...
354
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,954
You go and what? What you
gonna do? What you gonna do?
355
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,956
What you gonna do? Give me that!
356
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,915
Come on!
357
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,830
This is all... Oh, look,
I took his little cap gun.
358
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,093
I took it. I took it. What?
359
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,922
This is crazy. What?
360
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,532
Nick, this is real.
361
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,361
Okay, you know what.
Everybody, I just want to announce
362
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,973
that we have Howard Terrence
in the house, y'all.
363
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,107
And this whole thing is
being orchestrated by him,
364
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,761
so I want you to give him
and his little friend,
365
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,460
a nice little round of
applause. Come on. Come on.
366
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,505
Come on, you can do
better than that.
367
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,510
Hey, look, but you know what,
I've had enough of this
368
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,948
because I have to go
to my son's spelling bee.
369
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,037
So here you are, my man.
370
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,777
What are you doing?
371
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,737
What? What is your problem?
372
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,741
Dude, give me that. It's fake.
373
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,090
It's all fake.
374
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,526
See? Oh, dear God.
375
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,311
Freeze!
376
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,705
Hey, don't look at me.
He is the robber.
377
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,493
Look, man, I don't know
if it was for real or not,
378
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,321
so I hit the silent alarm.
379
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,062
I can't believe that was real.
380
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,934
What is wrong with you, man?
I could've gotten killed.
381
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,370
What is wrong with me?
382
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,894
What is wrong with you?
383
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,113
I only did that because I
thought he was with you.
384
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,680
Why would he be with me?
385
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:02,075
Because based on everything
I've seen, you're kind of crazy.
386
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,380
Look, man,
387
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,165
I don't care if you
never do another movie,
388
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,123
I don't care if you
never get another award,
389
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,516
man, this is over.
390
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,083
I am tired of you
acting like me,
391
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,649
I am tired of you
dressing like me
392
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,477
and I am tried of you
getting other people
393
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,437
to act like other people I know,
this is crazy, man. It's crazy!
394
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,091
Look, man. It's cool.
395
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,093
I get it. It's over.
396
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,704
As soon as my boy
picks me up, I'll be out.
397
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,055
Matter of fact,
here he comes now.
398
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,883
Nick, Martin, Marvin.
399
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,929
Seriously?
400
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,241
Where have you been?
401
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,895
Sorry, I am late. I was held up.
402
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,201
That's no excuse.
403
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,420
I mean, I was held up.Whatever.
404
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,335
Hello, again, everybody.
I am Brick Street,
405
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,337
and welcome back to round 12
406
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,209
of the Harold Bradlie
Spelling Bee.
407
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,168
We have some fantastic
contestants here today.
408
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,649
Michael Derek Tyson who
won last year's spelling bee
409
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,956
at the ripe age of 11 years old.
410
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,742
Darnell West who's been in the championship
round for the last three years.
411
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,179
And stepping up
to the microphone now,
412
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:06,226
today's biggest surprise,
Kevin Kingston-Persons.
413
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,705
Whoo, Kevin!
414
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,142
All, right. Kev!
415
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,274
That's my seed, baby. My seed.
416
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,147
Kevin finished in eighth place
417
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,323
at the Kurt Flannel
Middle School competition.
418
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,979
Uh, Kevin, your word
419
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:21,806
is "Cymotrichous."
420
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,548
"Cymotrichous."
421
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,246
What does that mean?
422
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:28,770
It's a Greek word. It
means, to have wavy hair.
423
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,554
Really?
424
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,947
Definition?
425
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,081
From the Greek,
having wavy hair.
426
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,258
Really?
427
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,129
They couldn't come up with
anything better than that?
428
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:43,524
Something like, I don't
know. "Wavealicious"?
429
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,048
Uh, perhaps, you
cunning little homunculus,
430
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,225
but your word is "Cymotrichous."
431
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,314
"Wavealicious."
432
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:53,838
That's good.
433
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,797
Okay.
434
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,841
Cymotrichous.
435
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,018
C-Y-M-O
436
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,976
T-R-I
437
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,544
C-H-O-U-S. Cymotrichous.
438
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,589
Oh, wreck! Nailed it!
439
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,287
Yay. Nice job. Yeah, Kev.
440
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,766
That's what's up.
441
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,333
That's right, that's my
seed, right there, baby.
442
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:11,943
"Florid."
443
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,858
"Florid."
444
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,643
"Florid."
445
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:21,736
F-L-O-R
446
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,086
A...
447
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:30,049
Usually, kids from that country
don't get taken out so easily.
448
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,876
You ain't my seed,
that's why you lost.
449
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,053
"Iconoclast."
450
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:39,145
I-C-O-N-N...
451
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,800
Are you sure there's not
two "N" s in there?
452
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,498
Not these days.
453
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,152
Let's give her a new word.
454
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,544
"Disqualified."
455
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:49,807
"Mawkish."
456
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,681
M-A-U...
457
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,075
Even I knew that was wrong.
458
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,990
He is a dumb kid.
459
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,167
"Vicissitude."
460
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,865
V-I-S...
461
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:09,044
And that narrows
our field down to two.
462
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:12,917
K-E-V-I-N!
463
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,355
There is a real
nail-biter here now.
464
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:18,706
We will be back right
after these messages.
465
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,622
M-A...
466
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,891
We're back.
467
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,981
Wow. Two black kids
in a spelling competition.
468
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,896
Nobody saw that coming.
469
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,593
You can say that again.
470
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,029
Somebody need to call up CNN
471
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,597
and Al Sharpton and Toure
472
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,382
and Public Enemy,
Chuck D., somebody.
473
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,513
Call somebody up in here.
474
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,299
I am caught off guard.
475
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:50,172
Darnell, your word is "Quean."
476
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,175
Am I hearing you right, brother
Bradlie? Did you say "Queen"?
477
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,307
"Quean."
478
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,351
"Queen"?
479
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,048
"Quean."
480
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,963
"Queen."
481
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,096
Q-U-E-E-N.
482
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,666
Kevin, it's yours.
483
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,147
You got the wrong queen, we
ain't talking about Freddie Mercury.
484
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:13,543
Sorry. Q-U-E-A-N.
485
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,720
Let me remind you
486
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,549
that Darnell West is not done.
487
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:23,074
Kevin needs to spell
two words in a row
488
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,293
to become champion.
489
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,338
You can do it.
490
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,994
Kevin, your word
491
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,954
is "Periscii."
492
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:36,044
or alternatively,
"Per-ee-see-eye."
493
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,568
What dictionary did
they get that word from?
494
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:42,224
The kind of dictionary that you use
for more things than curling, okay?
495
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,096
You got to open the book
and read the words inside.
496
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,317
And if you must know,
it's a Greek-Latin word,
497
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:52,843
which means those that
dwell within the polar circle.
498
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,977
Okay. "Periscii."
499
00:19:56,717 --> 00:20:00,982
P-E-R-I-S-C-I-I.
500
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,070
Correct.
501
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,506
Yeah! Yeah! Kevin!
502
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,205
Go Kevin! Go Kevin! Go Kevin!
503
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,685
If you get
this next word correct,
504
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,513
we will declare you champion.
505
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:12,646
Oh, my God! Kevin!
506
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:16,389
Here comes your word.
It is "Irony."
507
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,781
"Irony."
508
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,131
Are you kidding me,
how easy this is.
509
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:21,698
"Irony,"
510
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,311
I-R-O-N-E-Y.
511
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:36,583
Kevin, I want to extend to you
512
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,324
the heartiest
of congratulations.
513
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,848
You did one heck
of a job out there.
514
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,677
And have we got
a trophy for you.
515
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,072
Thanks. That's it.
516
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,857
That's all you give him
for winning second place?
517
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,294
I got a word for you.
518
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,775
"Infinitesimal."
519
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,298
Yeah.Yeah.
520
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,387
We have a limited budget.Yeah.
521
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:00,563
Shut up!
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