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Hey, Dad. Check this out.
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Kevin, Kevin, turn it off.
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Kev, stop.
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What is that?
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Oh, you mean this?
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♪ Uno, dos
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♪ Uno, dos, tres
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♪ Uno, dos
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♪ Uno, dos, tres
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Man, turn that off, please.
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It's my DJ kit.
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God, man, music has changed
a lot since I was a kid.
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How?
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Mostly, it used to be good.
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Better than this?
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♪ Uno, dos
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♪ Uno, dos, tres...
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Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!
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Turn it off, man. Stop!
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I gotta work.
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Oh, hey, Dad.
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Remember, Mom said I could have my
end-of-the-school-year party this weekend.
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What? It's not
the end of the school year.
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Yeah, I know, but I don't
wanna have it then
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because then, like,
everybody will be having one.
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And, like, there's this girl,
and, like, her family has money.
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And they, like, rent this place,
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and, like, everybody's
gonna be there.
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And what am I gonna look like having this
little party at the same time as this huge one?
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I mean, people will start
walking up to me talking about,
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"Are you crazy?
What is wrong with you?"
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Okay, okay, Lindsey, Lindsey.
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Have you party, all right?
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Look. You know what? Just stop.
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I don't know what's worse,
you or that beat.
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You mean this beat?
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♪ Va loca, mami
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Kevin!
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♪ Va loco papi
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♪ Va loca, mami
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Kev, stop!
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♪ Va loco, papi...
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You know, they should
send you to Gitmo
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to help make the men talk.
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What's Gitmo? Like, a club?
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Kinda, except you need
to be on the list to get out.
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Hmm. Well, look,
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if you need a good DJ
for your party,
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I got you.
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You? Seriously?
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Hey, you're looking
at DJ KK-P. Ha-ha!
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Hey, hey, hey, stop it.
We get it. Don't do that.
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All I'm saying is,
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a good party is all about
getting the party started.
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All your're getting started
is my search
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for a new black family
to hang out with.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Come on, man,
it's the second half.
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What are you doing
over there, anyway?
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It's the website for your high
school reunion this weekend.
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It's all the photos
people have posted.
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You going?
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Nah.
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Wait...
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Is that you with the Jheri curl?
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Oh, my God, you look like
a poor man's Sexual Chocolate.
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What do you know about
Sexual Chocolate?
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Nick, not only black people
like Coming to America.
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You know, we came here too.
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How come under your photo everybody
keeps calling you "Wrong Way"?
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Come on, man.
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Look, let's watch
the game, bruh.
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What's up?
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"Wrong Way."
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Talk or else I call back
DJ Bleeding Ear.
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Okay, okay.
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But look,
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this does not leave this room.
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Remember how I always told you
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how bad my high school
football team was?
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Yeah, senior year, you
were winless. Blah, blah, blah.
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Well, in the last game
of the season,
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we were actually winning
seven-to-six,
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with a minute left to play.
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Okay.
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I was on defense, uh,
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I sacked the quarterback
and he fumbled the ball.
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And?
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I scooped it up
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and ran it into the end zone.
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Okay.
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It was the wrong way.
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Oh, bless your
little heart, Nick.
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So, there I was in the end zone,
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doing the Ickey Shuffle,
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and the other team tackled me
and got a safety.
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After that,
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I was Wrong Way.
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Well, I still think
you should go.
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What for?
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Because I need to meet
Carla Favers, that's why.
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Who is Carla Favers?
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That is Carla Favers.
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Wow! Hey.
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Okay, I get that.
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But I just don't wanna show up
there and have everybody calling me
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"Wrong Way" all night.
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You're bringing a dude
to your high school reunion
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and you're worried about people
calling you "Wrong Way"?
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Nick Kingston-Persons.
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Nick! Is that you?
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You look amazing!
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Hey.
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You don't remember me, do you?
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Yeah, yeah, I remember you.
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How can I forget?
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Come on,
why are you trippin'? What's my name?
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Huh? What's my name?
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I'm sorry. No,
I don't remember you.
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Aah! Just kidding!
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We've never met.
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I'm just here helping out.
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But I watch you on K.A.W.T.
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Oh, that's funny how I'm standing
here all embarrassed. Thank you.
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Okay, there you go.
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Oh, and, uh,
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who is this?
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I'm Martin.
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Okay, well, there you go.
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Thanks, Mandy. Have fun.
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Maybe I'll see you
at the bar later.
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Not if I see Carla Favers first.
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You too? Ugh.
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Well, if you get tired of
chasing that, I will be right here.
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Noted.
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See, man. So far, so good.
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I'm telling you, when you
walk through that door,
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people are gonna act like
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Lawrence Taylor just showed up.
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Oh, right, bad example.
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Point is,
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Wrong Way is gonna be
the last thing in their minds.
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Let's go.
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Hey, everybody, look who's here!
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Wrong Way!
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Maybe I was wrong. I'm sorry.
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Aah!
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That's what I'm talking
about, Wrong Way.
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"Nick Kingston-Persons"?
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What's with all the names, man?
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What are you,
Philip Michael Thomas?
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Is this your buddy Crockett?
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Hey, Crockett!
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What, you come in a boat?
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Or a Corvette?
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Hey, where's your socks?
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Hey, where's your
Philip Michael Thomas hair?
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Hey, uh, Wayne, Wayne,
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you know, it's been
a long time, man.
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I hardly recognized you either.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm a lot more
sexier than I used to be.
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No, seriously, Wrong Way,
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before you came in here,
I was telling these guys
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how when you ran
the wrong way in the game.
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Oh, what fun.
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Well, listen, as good as you're
making me feel about myself,
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I'm gonna have to
move along. Okay?
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Hey, have any of you guys
seen Carla Favers?
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Don't look at us, you're
looking the wrong way.
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Oh, hey, hey,
I got a great idea.
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Let's play a drinking game.
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When anyone ever says
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"Wrong Way",
we all have to drink.
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Wrong Way!
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Wait, wait,
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I don't think that's how
a drinking game works.
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What, are you saying we're
playing it the wrong way?
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Oh, yeah!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Bill Hobbs.
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You were, like, the biggest
nerd ever, man.
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Now, you're like a...
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What do they call you?
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A billionaire?
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Whoa! Big Bucks Bill.
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Hey, you know Wrong Way
over here?
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Yeah, hey, Wrong Way.
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I remember you,
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but I don't remember
you used to look like that.
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Money makes things better.
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Now, you're some big
computer guy or somethin'?
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Sort of. You heard of Google?
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You invented Google?
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No, but I sold them
the domain name.
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I bought it because I wanted
to create a website
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for my pet fish, Google.
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So you watch him 24 hours a day.
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And then Google came along,
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and it was either
keep the website
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or make $48 million.
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Boring!
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Bill!
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Hey! Hey.
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I was looking all over for you,
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but I went the wrong way.
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Gigi!
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Hey, Nick. You two know each other?
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Well, we're friends.
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How do you two know each other?
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Well, I'm rich, she's
beautiful. It happens.
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Ooh!
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Well, Bill, let's go
rub your success
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in the faces of people
who doubted you.
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Y'all know he's
a billionaire, right?
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I told them. That's called rubbing it.
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Let's go rub it.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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Let's reenact the play where
Wrong Way ran the wrong way.
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Ha-ha! Oh, I said
"Wrong Way" twice!
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Guys, I'll be right back.
I gotta hit the head.
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Hey, buddy, buddy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're going the wrong way!
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Whoo!
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You guys having fun?
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Want some punch?
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There's some fresh-baked
cookies on the table,
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if anybody wants some.
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Cookies? Seriously?
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No offence, but this sucks.
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What did you do,
put Benadryl in the punch?
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This party is such a disaster,
FEMA is setting up outside.
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Bob seems to be enjoying it.
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That's 'cause he's Bob.
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Seriously, though, if
this party gets any worse,
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Lady Gaga's gonna throw
a benefit concert for it.
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All right, you're having a party.
What could possibly be wrong?
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It sucks! At least it matches your face.
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Not now, Kevin, not now.
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Oh, come on, girl, you
got a bunch of your friends
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just break out a deck of cards.
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That's lame. Not as lame as that party.
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That's two.
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I'm just trying to help you out.
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Why don't you just let me
DJ your party?
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No, because you're not a DJ.
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I will be, if you let me
DJ your party.
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Sweetie, I don't know,
but what he just played,
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sounded pretty good to me.
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Come on, Lindsey, I can do this.
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Oh, hold me back, y'all.
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♪ Va loco, papi
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♪ Va loca, mami
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You didn't see me, okay?
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Hey, Nick, have you seen Martin?
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Uh, I think he went that way.
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Yeah, well, I'm going
the wrong way!
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Wrong Way!
261
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:30,673
Hey, Wrong Way.
262
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,155
Hey, where'd you go?
263
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,418
Hey, man, look. I plan on talking
to other people tonight, all right?
264
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,376
And could you please
not call me that?
265
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,380
Sorry, didn't mean to
rub you the wrong way.
266
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:45,035
Yeah, I did it again.
267
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,950
Hey! Wrong Way.
268
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,519
Explain.
269
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,390
It's a long story.
270
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:55,480
Nick lost a football game by
running with the ball the wrong way.
271
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,265
Wrong way!
272
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,746
Oh, that's not a long story.
273
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,183
Well, it's a lot more
complicated than that. See, I...
274
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,706
I get it, you went
the wrong way.
275
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,795
Wrong Way!
276
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,144
Bill.
277
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,232
Bill Hobbs.
278
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,669
Julie Faber.
279
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,236
Hey, Wrong Way.
280
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,849
Oh, my God, Bill!
281
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,459
I hear you're a millionaire now.
282
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,722
Well, a billionaire,
actually.Ho-ho.
283
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,463
What about you? Well, kind of...
284
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,031
You know my blog,
"Smart Girls Don't Suck"?
285
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:25,206
No, I never heard of it.
286
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,686
Oh, well, Hollywood has.
287
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,557
They paid me $15 million
for the rights.
288
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,472
Wow! That's great, Julie.
289
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:33,605
Bill, why don't we just go get
something to eat or some wine?
290
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,869
Who's this? Uh, this is Gigi.
291
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,044
Mm-hmm. We just met,
292
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,828
but I didn't want to come alone.
293
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,787
Uh, I figured I'd bring
someone beautiful...
294
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,179
Ooh!
295
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,572
...to, you know, rub it in.
296
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,617
Oh, my God. Me, too.
297
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,793
I should introduce you to...
298
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,316
Oh, is he a billionaire? No.
299
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:51,014
Do you mind? No, y'all go!
300
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,147
Go.
301
00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,758
Wait, what...
302
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,673
Wait, wait,
what just happened here?
303
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,197
Why do I just feel like I was
body slammed by a smart girl?
304
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,294
Uh-oh!
305
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,688
Somebody's down in the ratings.
306
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,865
Coming here was a bad idea.
307
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:18,259
I would be gone,
but my friend drove.
308
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,304
So, I guess that's
two bad ideas.
309
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,089
Well, they're not
as bad as running a ball
310
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,525
into your own end zone.
311
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,962
You heard about that, huh?
312
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,356
Mm, people are kinda
talking about it a little bit.
313
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:30,706
You know what?
It's just that one guy.
314
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,882
Oh, hey, hey, hey,
speak of the devil.
315
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,102
Now, that's a burnt sizzle.
316
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,886
Oh, hey! Wrong Way!
317
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,801
Hey!
318
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,324
Wayne,
319
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,587
it's Nick.
320
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,636
Beat it for a second.
I got to...
321
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,423
Hey, Nick.
322
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,034
Can I talk to you for a second?
323
00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,735
Hey, look, we haven't
seen each other
324
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,171
in a long time, you know?
325
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,346
I was just trying
to have a little fun.
326
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,434
Why don't you
just come on inside?
327
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,784
I gotta give out these awards.
328
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,829
What awards?
329
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,004
We're giving out
awards, you know,
330
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,832
like, most successful,
most inspirational
331
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,094
most embarrassing moments.
332
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,356
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
333
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,705
Okay, all right, all right.
334
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,490
"Most embarrassing
moment," okay.
335
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,753
I wonder who that
one's going to, huh?
336
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,276
Nick, it's not
like that. Come on.
337
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,888
Oh, yeah, yeah. Well,
it is like that, okay?
338
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,455
It's been like that for
the last hour and a half.
339
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,457
All right, you know what?
You go on in there,
340
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,851
you give out your awards,
you have your fun,
341
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,722
but you know what?
If I hear the words
342
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,594
"Wrong Way" come out your mouth,
343
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,161
you understand me?
344
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,859
Yeah, but, Nick, I just think
you're taking it all the wr...
345
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:39,557
You're taking it like
I wasn't gonna say that...
346
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,908
I... It's just weird,
you know, if I...
347
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,823
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
348
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,129
All right. All right.
349
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,872
Hey, Nick.
350
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,917
Go ahead.
351
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,660
Thank you.
352
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:56,923
Oh, no, you put it
on the wrong...
353
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,838
Upside down.
354
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,585
And the award
355
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,850
for the funniest
new-married name goes to...
356
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,634
Lisa Street-Hooker.
357
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,854
Lisa.
358
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,642
Hey, man.
359
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:22,078
You ready to get out of here?
360
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,471
Actually, I am not.
361
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,908
Nick, I'd like you
to meet Carla Favers.
362
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,127
Oh, my God.
363
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,519
Wrong Way!
364
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,003
Uh...
365
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,137
So, we were
in the same class? What?
366
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,703
I wasn't very popular.
367
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,097
I've changed a lot since then.
368
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:44,622
Mm, well, I guess everybody
missed out, huh?
369
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,451
Buddy, I cannot
thank you enough.
370
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,279
This girl is seriously into me.
371
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,673
Like, FBI watchlist serious.
372
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,506
You know,
373
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:02,379
we all have to be true
to ourselves and, um,
374
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:05,252
I'm proud to say that
we have two alumni here
375
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:08,908
that began their journey
as all woman or all man
376
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:12,041
and they're now all man
or all woman.
377
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:15,740
Best gender reassignment
surgery award goes to...
378
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,961
Charlie Favarelli,
AKA Carla Favers.
379
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,397
Oh, man!
380
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,183
Oh!
381
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:28,014
Carla! Carla! Carla!
382
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:32,496
Carla! Carla! Carla!
383
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,716
...so much.
384
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,284
Ready to go get
that cocktail now?
385
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,502
Yes, please.
386
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,334
Wait!
387
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:45,814
Wait, wait, wait!
388
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,251
Where are you guys going?
389
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,558
This party is an epic fail.
390
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,212
We're thinking about
going to Bob's.
391
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,692
No! You guys can't leave yet.
392
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:55,780
Why not?
393
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:59,697
Because G-Ma is in the hiz-ouse!
394
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,612
Marilyn, what are you doing?
395
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,049
I'll tell you what I am doing.
396
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:07,923
Me and DJ KK-P is about
to get this party started.
397
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,011
We about to...
398
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,099
Hit it!
399
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,015
♪ Uno, dos
400
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,625
♪ Uno, dos, tres
401
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:15,887
Aw, yeah!
402
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,369
That's right, girl. Go!
403
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:25,114
Mm-hmm. What it do?
404
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,203
Hit it!
405
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,726
♪ Va loca, mami
406
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:29,945
♪ Va loco, papi
407
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,599
Wah! ALL: Go, Bob!
408
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,384
Go, Bob! Go, Bob! Go, Bob!
409
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,042
Hey, Bill!
410
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,262
You're seriously
leaving here with her?
411
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,307
Gigi, I'm sure
you're a wonderful woman,
412
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,830
but Julie... Well,
413
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,441
I've always had a thing for her.
414
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,747
And now that she's a
millionaire and I'm a billionaire,
415
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,141
and we both look a lot
better than we used to,
416
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:53,751
it just makes sense.
417
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,971
Well, good for you.
I'm happy for you.
418
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
But I have one question, Bill.
419
00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,062
How am I supposed to get home?
420
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,498
I could buy you a car.
421
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,022
They don't sell cars here, Bill.
422
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,327
You know what?
423
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,155
Why don't you take mine? Oh, that's a great idea!
424
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,027
And then tomorrow,
I can buy you a car.
425
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,117
Okay, but I want one as good
as the one I'm giving away.
426
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,640
Fine. What is it, anyway?
427
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,337
Class something.
428
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,078
S-Class? That's it.
429
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,951
Oh, my God.
430
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,605
Where are you going?
431
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,042
I'm going to get my car, Nick.
432
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,741
S-Class!
433
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:31,006
And the most embarrassing
moment goes to...
434
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,791
Well, let's get this over with.
435
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,358
Me!
436
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:36,881
What?
437
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,101
Now, I would tell
you guys what I did,
438
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,103
but it's way too embarrassing.
439
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,497
What did he do?
440
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,761
No, no, no, no, uh...
441
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,590
Maybe I'll tell you
after this is over, but, uh,
442
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,680
it's pretty bad
and I'm dead serious.
443
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,117
And now, for the final award
of the evening,
444
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,380
and y'all know who this goes to.
445
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,643
The most inspirational
person award
446
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,776
goes to Nick Kingston-Persons.
447
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,832
Uh, is this a joke?
448
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,486
No, no, no, Nick.
449
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,272
After you recovered the fumble
and you ran it in the wrong...
450
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,057
In the direction you weren't
supposed to go in...
451
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,407
Well, we all
thought you'd, you know,
452
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,106
hang your head in shame,
you know, transfer schools
453
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,803
or change your name
or something,
454
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:29,978
but, you know,
you didn't do that
455
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,762
and you inspired us all.
456
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,156
Yeah, but you guys
always made fun of me,
457
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,897
and put "Wrong Way" signs
in my locker
458
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,159
and taped them to my back.
459
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,291
And even after I left,
460
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,901
you kept sending me
Kriss Kross albums.
461
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,338
That had nothing
to do with the wrong way.
462
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,297
We just thought you liked
Kriss Kross albums.
463
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,474
But the point is, you know,
464
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,997
you took the teasing like a man.
465
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,564
You inspired us all.
466
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:54,176
Well, I guess I never thought
about it like that, so, uh...
467
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,439
Hey, I don't know
what to say. I do.
468
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,224
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
469
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,312
Wrong Way! Wrong Way!
470
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,532
Well, I mean...
471
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,665
Before we leave here
tonight, there's just, uh,
472
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,145
one more thing I need to know.
473
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,148
What was this thing you did
474
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:12,063
that was so embarrassing
you can't tell anybody?
475
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:15,241
Oh, yeah. Come on, tell me.
476
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,939
All right, I'll tell you. You can tell me. Yeah.
477
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,857
All right, everybody, uh,
478
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,815
drive safe,
we'll see you next year.
479
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,687
All right, next time.
480
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,731
Is that bad?
481
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,692
♪ Va loco, papi ♪ Ow!
482
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,563
♪ Va loco, mami ♪ Wah
483
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,869
♪ Va loco, papi
484
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,044
Ooh!
485
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,351
That was so much fun, mm.
486
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,309
Man, I gotta
hand it to you guys,
487
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,397
you saved my party.
488
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,182
I don't know how to thank you.
489
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,966
I do. Pay me 50 bucks.
490
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,229
What?
491
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,405
What? Either that or get
me some gigs. And a girl.
492
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,712
I will not introduce you
to any of my friends.
493
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:52,930
I will get the money.
494
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:56,630
Oh!
495
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,110
So, how was the reunion,
"Wrong Way"?
496
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,636
Well, for your information,
497
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,724
it was...
498
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,813
Amazing.
499
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,118
So, no one made fun of you?
500
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,903
Oh, no, they made
fun of him all night.
501
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,385
Wait a minute.
502
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,561
"Most Inspirational",
what's that about?
503
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,606
Let's just say,
it's not always important
504
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,955
what you've done,
505
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,654
but it's important how
you handle what you've done.
506
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,265
Mm.Well, if you will excuse me,
507
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,267
I'm gonna go take
a ride in my new...
508
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,921
S-Class.
509
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,923
What are you even doing
here anyway, Gigi?
510
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,709
Giving your daddy a ride home
in my new S-Class.
511
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,145
Where'd you get
a car like that anyway?
512
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,061
Okay, it's a long story. Never mind.
513
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,193
Okay.
514
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,195
Good night. All right. Goodbye, goodbye.
515
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,589
Guys, it's been a crazy night.
516
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,460
Look, I got this award,
517
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,070
and, you know, this guy,
518
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,116
he told me the most
embarrassing thing
519
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,857
I have ever heard in my life.
520
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,032
Really?
521
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,251
What was it?
522
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,038
Uh... Come here, come here.
523
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,126
I'll tell you right now.
524
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