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Okay, guys.
The fight is almost on.
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Guys' night out
is on and cracking.
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Yes! Yeah.
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Why are we calling it "guys'
night out" if we're all in?
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I mean, shouldn't we call it
"guys' night in"?
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Look,
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guys' night out means we are out
from under the influence of women,
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meaning we can say
and do as we choose.
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Remember, anything that
happens on guys' night out
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stays on guys' night out.
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All that matters is,
we got the food...
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We got the fight... And we got the brewski.
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Booya.
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"Thunderball." What's this?
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I got it at a discount
from a friend of a friend.
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He said, "It's the boom! Bap!"
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Well, pop one open for me,
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'cause we are gonna have
a good time tonight
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with no worries and no women.
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Are you ready to rumble?
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Really? Uh, Gigi.
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Yeah?
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Based on the information
I was just given,
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I don't really think you're
supposed to be here right now.
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Why not?
It's fight night, right?
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No, no, actually, it's
guys' night, all right?
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We're not just watching a
fight. We might do other things.
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Like what? Guy stuff.
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Well, you can do the guy stuff after
I leave, but I'm watching the fight.
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Thank you. Why didn't you go
with Suzanne to LA?
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Because I want to watch
the fight, Nick.
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Oh, I forgot. They don't
have TVs in LA.
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Whatever.
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Hey, Dad, Kelly's mom's coming
in a few to come pick me up.
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Can you take her with you? I'm not leaving.
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Guys, this is
a huge coincidence.
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We were just about to watch the fight,
and she looks like she just lost one.
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Bye, Dad. All right. See you later.
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Bye, Lindsey. LINDSEY: See ya.
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Call me if you need something.
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I will.
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Hello? I need something.
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Can you get her out of here?
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Yes, yes.
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All right, look!
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I am not here to ruin your fun.
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And, frankly, anything you
can't do while I'm around,
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you shouldn't be doing anyways.
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So, tonight, I...
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am one of the guys.
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To guys' night out!
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Drink it up.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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What the...
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Martin. Martin!
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Okay. Easy, easy, easy.
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Wow! Why does my head feel
like it was slammed in a car door?
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What time is it?
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I don't know.A.M. or P.M.?
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A.M.
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Well, wake me up in the P.M.
What happened to your face?
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Hey, leave me alone.
I don't wake up pretty.
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Hush up, Beyonce.
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No, no, something happened
to your face. Go, go look.
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What happened to him?
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Him? What happened
to you, Hellraiser?
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What are you talking about?
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You look like the love child of Dennis
Rodman, Mike Tyson, and Xerxes.
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What... Mm.
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Why?
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Look at this place!
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Suzanne's gonna be
back this afternoon,
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and she gonna kill me if
she sees this place like this!
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Mm-hmm. You were supposed to stop
anything bad from happening!
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Maybe I did!
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Just not this.
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What is that belt
you're wearing?
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Oh, my God.
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I have no idea.
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Oh... Oh, no!
Where's my wedding ring?
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Ooh!
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"Ooh" your damn self!
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You in this too.
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Where is my wedding ring?
I never take it off.
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Please tell me this is yours.
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No, man. My ring don't
look anything like that.
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Okay, why do I have on
a wedding ring?
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I don't know!
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Can anybody tell me
what happened last night?
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The last thing I remember
was, um... Was...
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I don't remember anything.
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Hey, I remember! We were...
We were toasting!
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Toasting to guys' night!
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What kind of beer is this?
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Look, I've had some strong
stuff before, but this is ridiculous!
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"Thunderball. Do not drink.
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"This merchandise is for
display purposes only.
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"If accidentally ingested,
contact physician immediately."
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What?"Contents may
cause complications
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"such as hallucinations,
short-term memory loss,
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"headaches, nausea, aggression,
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"depression, anxiety,
paranoia, and fatigue."
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We drank this?
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We drank a lot of it.
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Look, I don't know
what happened,
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but I know this cannot get
any stranger than it already is.
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By the way, where's the couch?
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It's in the kitchen.
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And by the way,
you're out of milk.
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So, you drove us around
last night?
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Yep.
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So, do you know what
happened to my ring?
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Nope. Do you know where
I got this belt?
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Probably the same place
you got that robe.
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Can you at least tell us
where you picked us up?
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At a bar.
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Does this bar have a name?
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Martin.
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You were at my bar last night?
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You Martin?
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Yeah.Yeah.
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Whose black SUV
is in the driveway?
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That's mine.
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Wow, you drive an SUV?
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What are you trying to say?
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Nothing.
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Well, where else
did you take us?
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Hey, man, I'm a driver, okay?
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And besides, what happens on
guys' night out stays on guys' night out.
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That's what you said.
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Great. So we're short on specifics,
he's short on answers. Perfect.
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Okay, Martin Short,
say "short" again.
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Yo, he didn't mean it
like that, man.
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How do you know?
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Look, man, you may be small...
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Hey, hey, hey! Come on. Come on.
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Sit down. Stop it! Stop it!
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I can't hold
this guy back. NICK: Stop it!
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We got even bigger
problems here, okay?
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Bigger?
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I didn't mean bigger.
I meant more serious, okay?
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We have more serious
problems here! Calm down.
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All right... Listen,
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at some point last night,
we were all at my bar, right?
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So, why don't we go there
and look for some answers?
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I'm with it. Good idea.
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Oh!
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Get the door!
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Hi! Hey, hey!
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Hi, Mimi!
What are you doing here?
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I brought my parents
to meet my husband.
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Husband?
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Whoo-hoo!
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He is my husband!
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Well, that explains the ring.
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I can't believe this.
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How were we married?
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Martin, last night at the bar,
you asked me to marry you.
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And I said "Yes."
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It was so romantic.
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I bet.
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Here's a gift from my father.
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Thank you.
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Is this like when Jewish
couples step on the glass?
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You two do make a great couple.
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Mm-hmm. What are you
talking about?
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We barely know each other.
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Look, Mimi, I don't know
what happened last night.
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Fate? Love? Destiny?
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Where'd you get that little cup?
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You got one more "little," man.
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This is crazy.
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We have to get
the marriage annulled.
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Annulled? But, Martin,
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I don't understand.
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- She's your wife, man.
- She's your wife.
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Hey, hey.
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This means the same
in every language.
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Yay!
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Hey, stop! Stop! Stop!
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Okay, listen, we have no idea
what happened last night, all right?
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We drank something,
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and then we blacked out, okay?
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Look, it was guys' night out.
It got out of control.
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Okay, what'd he say? He just said,
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"What happens on guys' night
out stays at guys' night out."
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Oh, that's what's up.
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Uh, sir, I don't know how,
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but we will make this up to you.
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Somehow. I promise.
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Women.
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Okay, everybody, spread out.
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I'll check
the lost and found. GIGI: I'm going in the back.
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All right, my ring has got to
be around here somewhere.
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There you are.
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Didn't think you'd be
up so early.
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Who's this?
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My name is not important.
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Okay.
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Katya, I'd appreciate it if you
didn't bring your friends to the bar
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when it's not open,
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or when it is open,
for that matter.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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Whoa! You found my ring?
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No, I found a quarter.
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I have wedding ring.
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Whoa, whoa, hey!
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What are you doing with
my ring, man? Who are you?
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My name is not important,
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but you can call me Larry.
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All right, Larry, can I have
my ring back, please?
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I'm afraid not,
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unless you want
to pay me my money.
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I got a quarter.
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Wait, what money?
What is he talking about?
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Um, Larry is a friend
of mine from Russia.
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Last night, you all came here.
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You were acting crazy.
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You bet him $1,000
that you could drink
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four shots of Vodka
faster than him.
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Me? All of you.
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Together. Except her.
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But you couldn't do it,
and you lost.
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Wait, wait.
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How can this guy drink
four shots of Vodka faster
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faster than
all of us together? Yeah.
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Put down another 1,000,
I show you.
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When you didn't have the money,
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he took the ring
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as a collateral.
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Then the Chinese woman... Who, Mimi?
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Yes! She says, "You're cute,
and you should have a wife."
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Mm-hmm. You ask her to marry you.
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Larry says the marriage
would not last,
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and you bet $10,000
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that the marriage would
last one day longer
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than Kim Kardashian's, 73 days.
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I bet $10,000?
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How did I not get in on that?
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Because she showed up
right after you drank.
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You tried to kiss her.
You say you love her.
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She punches you two times
and knocks you out.
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Oh!
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I knocked him out
in two punches!
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Here's your tooth.
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Look, Larry, apparently,
things got a little
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out of control
last night, all right?
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We were all a little drunk.
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A little? I had it
up to here with y'all.
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That's not that much.
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Look, I just need
my ring back, man.
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A bet is a bet.
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And I was little drunk, too.
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00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:31,647
I mean, why you think I bet
$10,000 on stranger's marriage?
258
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,431
Okay, so we cool, then.
259
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,477
Look, give me my ring back,
and we can all go home.
260
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,348
Not so easy. Why not?
261
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,002
'Cause you still owe me $1,000,
262
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,265
plus $10,000 more when
bogus marriage ends.
263
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:44,007
Hey! Look, if I don't come home
264
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,662
with my ring before
my wife gets there,
265
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,011
I don't know
what's gonna happen.
266
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:50,100
Tell her you place bet.
She will understand.
267
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,668
You must not be married, huh?
268
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,149
No. Russian mafia
dangerous and crazy enough.
269
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,977
I don't need wife, too.
270
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,369
But I tell you what.
271
00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,720
You give me my money,
I give you ring.
272
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,852
I don't have that kind of cash!
273
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:05,115
Not Larry's problem.
274
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,817
Can you help me out, man?
275
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,383
I don't know what
to tell you, man.
276
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,820
All I can say is, I'm getting
this marriage annulled.
277
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,082
No! No! You can't do that!
278
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,692
Not with this kind
of money on the line!
279
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,520
Not Martin's problem.
280
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,304
Dude, I need my ring.
281
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,351
If you and Mimi stay
married, I can get it back.
282
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:26,093
How long? 73 days. You heard her.
283
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,747
If I do this,
I'm gonna want a cut.
284
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,313
How much?
285
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,055
$6,000.$6,000?
286
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,492
$3,000 for me, $3,000
for Mimi. You get $4,000.
287
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,668
Well, why does she get a cut?
You barely know this woman.
288
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:39,193
Hey, man! That's my wife
you're talking about.
289
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,804
Deal.
290
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,763
So, what about your ring?
291
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,808
Well, okay. Okay.
292
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,942
I said last night I wanted to
be one of the guys, so I'll help.
293
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:52,075
I know somebody. A guy.
294
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,555
The Guy? The Guy.
295
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,209
The Guy. The Guy!
296
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,777
The Guy! The Guy! He can
get the ring!
297
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,821
Gigi... I know.
298
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,911
I owe you. Yes! $2,000 if you win.
299
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,478
What? You heard me.
300
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,436
You have no room to negotiate.
301
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,047
I am helping you.
302
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,005
$1,000.
303
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,137
$4,000.
304
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,225
$2,000, got ya.Right.
305
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,628
Okay, how about this one?
It's close enough, right?
306
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:24,978
Close enough? Sure,
307
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,936
it's close enough,
if you want a divorce.
308
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,024
He don't want that.
309
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,939
What are you talking about, man?
310
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,506
Well, your wife
bought you the ring, yeah?
311
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,116
Yeah.
312
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,858
Okay, so, she knows what
she paid for it, even if you don't.
313
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,164
He don't.
314
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,557
You ask me to replicate
a designer grade...
315
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,908
Designer grade! 5.5-millimeter...
316
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:45,128
5.5!18-karat white gold ring.
317
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,216
18-karat white gold ring!
318
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,044
With an aged
and polished finish.
319
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,785
Aged and polished finish! Engraved.
320
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,526
Engraved! For a plus size...
321
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,136
For a fat finger!
322
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:54,703
By 5:00.
323
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,009
Ha! I mean, come on!
324
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,314
But, so, can you do it?
325
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,142
He's the guy. He can do it.
326
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,362
Yeah, I can do it,
but it's gonna cost you.
327
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:02,885
Mm-hmm. How much?
328
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,845
$400.Aw, I was gonna say $500.
329
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,891
Deal. $400.
330
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,240
I'll be out back.
331
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,938
Okay, everybody,
332
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,374
come up off that green!
333
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:16,899
I need $400 right now,
pronto. You too.
334
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,206
Come on. Ante up. I don't have $400.
335
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,382
That's what "ante up"
means, player.
336
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,557
Let's go.
337
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:27,127
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
338
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,651
All right.
339
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,566
You can have my quarter.
340
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,654
You can keep that, man.
341
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,482
Dad, I'm home.
342
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,223
Hey, sweetie.
343
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,356
Dad, who are all these people?
344
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,359
Uh, everybody, this is
my daughter Lindsey.
345
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,231
Lindsey, this is everybody.
346
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,450
Hey, Lindsey.Hi.
347
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:49,018
Is this really happening,
or am I high again?
348
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:52,282
Look, sweetie, you are
not high again, okay?
349
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:55,546
Look, I don't really know
what's going on. It's a long story.
350
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,115
I knew something was wrong when I
got that message from Kevin last night.
351
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,943
What message? It was stupid.
352
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,771
He kept singing...
353
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,426
♪ Go, Gigi! Girls fighting!
Getting knocked out! ♪
354
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,384
Wait a second. Fighting a girl?
355
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,820
He was with me last night?
356
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,561
I don't know. He said
I was missing it.
357
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,867
What are you waiting for?
Go get him.
358
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,042
Maybe he knows about all this.
359
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,565
Yeah, go! Kevin!
360
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:16,959
Kevin!
361
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,357
Listen, Mimi. Um, could we talk?
362
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,667
Hello.
363
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,149
So, um...
364
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,978
It's okay, Martin. I understand.
365
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,937
You were in a drunken
stupor last night,
366
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,243
and I mistook your
inebriation for love.
367
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,464
We'll get annulment.
368
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,293
Actually, I was thinking
maybe we shouldn't.
369
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,729
Not yet. Really?
370
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,339
Yeah.
371
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,347
Hold up! Hold up!
Hold up, everybody!
372
00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,784
Kevin is gone!
373
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:00,829
What?
374
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,052
Did you find him? No.
375
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,054
Look, I looked everywhere.
376
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:11,231
Gigi, are you sure you
don't remember anything?
377
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,015
Nick, I told you, I don't!
378
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,191
I mean, look, I'm gonna
have to call the police.
379
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,933
Oh, my God! You know, this is serious!
380
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,240
Look, I can explain to
Suzanne that I lost my ring,
381
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,938
but I cannot tell her
that I lost her son.
382
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,418
I hope he's okay.
383
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,420
Hey, Dad.
384
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,725
Kevin!
385
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,250
Oh, my God! Laila Ali!
386
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,382
Where have you been, man?
387
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,123
I was worried
to death about you!
388
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,734
Oh, really? Is that why you
let the boy out to watch a fight
389
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,346
in the middle of the night with
that crazy woman over there?
390
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:40,869
Who, me?
391
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:43,002
Yeah, you. Why do you think
you're dressed like that?
392
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:45,787
Hey, Laila.
393
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,136
There you are. You know what?
394
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,138
I've been calling you
for the last six hours.
395
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,748
You don't know how to
answer your phone, man?
396
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,012
You know how I do. I just drive.
397
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,319
Oh, really? Who told you to be
driving these people all around town?
398
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,104
Wait a second. You
guys know each other?
399
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,888
No, I just like to start
fights with strangers.
400
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,933
Of course I know him.
He's my driver.
401
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,065
Oh.
402
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,807
Then how did
Kevin end up with you?
403
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,592
All right, look. This stays
in this room. You understand?
404
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,726
Yeah. Do not repeat a word
of what I'm about to say.
405
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:12,814
Okay.
406
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,903
I have a girl fight club.
407
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,774
You have a girl fight club?
408
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,299
Didn't I just say, "Don't repeat a
word of what I'm about to say"?
409
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,083
I'm sorry. That just
sounds awesome.
410
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,781
Anyway, last night,
she shows up.
411
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:24,869
Me?
412
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,828
Yes. And she had
your son with her.
413
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,656
I do not know why, okay,
414
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,092
but believe it or not,
415
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,399
she won every single one
of her fights by knockout.
416
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,358
Gigi! Yeah, boy! What?
417
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,491
Give it to me! Give it to me!
418
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,059
Then she started running around
calling herself "The Champ."
419
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,190
Uh-oh.
420
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,974
That's when I told her
she had to go.
421
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,151
Do you know this woman
had the nerve
422
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,195
to steal my belt,
423
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,242
snatched up my little driver,
424
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,634
and rolled off in my car?
425
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,551
Oops. Sorry.
426
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,987
Yeah, I'm gonna give you
a pass on that.
427
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,120
Thank you. And I tried to get
little man here
428
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,817
to talk, but all
he would say is,
429
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,342
"What happens on guys' night
out stays on guys' night out."
430
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,430
Nice.
431
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,953
Yeah. You're growing up, baby.
432
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,695
And then he calls me
and says to come down here,
433
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,131
so I took a cab.
434
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,133
Somebody owes me $45.
435
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,656
I got a quarter.
436
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,397
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
437
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:17,792
So, you knew where Kevin was
this whole time and you didn't tell us?
438
00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,620
Hey. Yeah, I know.
439
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,187
You just drive.
440
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,015
All right, pal. Oh!
441
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,931
Here you go. Your wife will
never know the difference.
442
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,150
Oh, man. Nice!
443
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,587
Oh, my God! It's perfect!
444
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,632
I know.
445
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,026
Thank you.
446
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,158
Good looking out.
447
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,119
Don't I know you?
448
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,685
No, you don't.
449
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,339
And if you tell anyone
you saw me here,
450
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,341
I will find you
and knock you out.
451
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:52,870
Uh, on that note... buh-bye.
452
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:56,831
Hey, Laila, look, I am
so sorry about all of this.
453
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,181
You know what? Every time
I see you, there's some drama.
454
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,617
I should tell your wife,
455
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,098
but then I would have
to admit that I was here.
456
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,927
Now, you know she likes to
shoot people, so you're lucky.
457
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,102
Come on, man.
458
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,062
Hey, stop...
Stop slamming stuff, man.
459
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,586
Burn the road up.
460
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,544
What's wrong with you, man?
461
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,850
See you shortly.
462
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,634
Hey, hey, hey.
463
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,159
Bye, Laila. Thank you. Okay.
464
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,377
Okay, guys. Look, look.
465
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,162
We got to finish
cleaning up this place
466
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,903
before Suzanne gets here.
Now, come on. Clean it up!
467
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,383
Let's go!
468
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,863
Whoo! Coming home, baby.
469
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,910
Well, Martin and Mimi
470
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:36,566
have officially been
married for 73 days.
471
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,264
That is one day longer
472
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:41,180
than Kim Kardashian
and what's-his-face.
473
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,964
So, give up my money
474
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,096
and my ring.
475
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,838
Mm-hmm.
476
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,800
I hate Kim Kardashian.
477
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,019
You and everybody in the
Western Hemisphere, pal.
478
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,891
Ooh!
479
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:59,241
There you go. Here's your cut.
480
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,112
Thank you.
481
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,071
So, I guess this means there's
only one thing left to do.
482
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,203
Mimi... Hmm?
483
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,727
I want a divorce. Okay, fine.
484
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,686
Just remember,
I keep half of everything,
485
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,862
and I'm keeping the ring.
486
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,094
What did she say?
487
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,791
She say at least she do
better than Kim Kardashian.
488
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:34,494
Okay. Well, since this is
officially over,
489
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,322
how about another
guys' night out?
490
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,411
Yes!
491
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,679
It's time to go.
492
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,559
Oh, no! Not again!
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