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Okay, so everything's
in the car.
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I got chairs, snacks.
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Here's some blankets.
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Oh, thank you, baby.Uh-huh.
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All right. So, you guys ready?
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Yes.No.
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Why can't we go
after the stores open?
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Because right when the stores open
is when all the good stuff happens.
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Door-busters, giveaways,
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people getting trampled.
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It's like running with
the bulls in Spain,
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except for toys.
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We'd better get going.
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The store opens in four hours.
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Seriously? Four hours?
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Lindsey, you're complaining now,
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but one day, you're gonna
look back on this...
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And complain some more.
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That's not what I was gonna say.
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I'll be in the car.
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Oh. Baby, you sure
you don't want to come with?
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Hmm, let's see.
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Go stand outside
in the cold with you
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or go back to my warm,
toasty bed.
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Hmm.
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Now, see, if I go with you,
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then I won't be in my warm,
toasty bed, sleeping.
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But if I go to my warm,
toasty bed and I'm sleeping,
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then I won't be with you
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outside in the cold.
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Yeah, I'm gonna take my chances
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and go back to my warm,
toasty bed.
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Yeah, yeah. Bed.
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Oh, hey. Okay.
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Black Friday, here we come.
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If you change your mind... Oh, no, I won't. Bye.
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Come on, let's go.
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Here we go.
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I got the blankets.
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Lindsey, I know you're in there.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Lindsey. How much longer
are you gonna be doing that?
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How much longer
until the store opens?
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Well, few more hours.
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Look, I don't know about
you, but I wouldn't want to be
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anyplace else on Earth right now
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because in just three hours,
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I will have my own copy
of Catastrophic 3.
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Okay? And my life
will be complete.
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Sad but complete.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't
help but to overhear.
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Did you say you were planning
on buying Catastrophic 3?
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Yeah. Do you have a wristband?
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No. Do you need one?
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Yeah, they used to just let
people trample over each other,
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but now people
are suing and winning,
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so, uh, wristband.
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Well, who do I get one from?
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Well, you had to go online
and register with the lottery.
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It was about a month ago.
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It was on the big Black
Friday website, so...
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Yeah, all right. Thank you, sir.
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All right.
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Kev, look,
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I will bet you any money
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somebody in this line
has an extra.
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All we have to do is
find somebody who has one,
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and we make 'em an offer.
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Serious? Yeah.
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Go.
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Lindsey, go with your brother.
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I know you.
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You're Nick Kingston-Persons.
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You're on TV.
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K.A.W.T.
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Morning Sports.
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Nice to meet you. Yeah, again.
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Oh, yeah. I remember you.
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My wife is never gonna
believe I bumped into you again.
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Can I get another picture?
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Sure.
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Thank you. All right.
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Hey, Nick. Hey, man. What
are you doing here?
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I'm doing someone a favor.
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What's her name? Denise.
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Remember, I told you about her.
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The girl where,
if you do her a favor,
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she will do you a favor.
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Oh, you mean the one
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where anytime you do
something for her, she...
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Bingo. That's the one.
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Anyway, she's got these
nephews and nieces.
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And I figure that if I...
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Yeah, I don't need
the story, man.
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But, uh, thanks for
offering to tell it.
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So, what's the deal here?
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You just go to the end of
the line, and then you wait.
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Look, man, why don't you
just hang out here with me?
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If you go to the
end of that line,
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you might as well
start shopping next year.
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey. Calm down.
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What's the big deal?
It's just one guy.
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The big deal is, what if
everybody did what you're doing?
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What then,
Nick Kingston-Persons?
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The line would
descend into chaos.
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Is that what you want, chaos?
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Hey, beautiful mind,
bring it down.
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Fine, I'll go to
the end of the line.
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Apparently, you people need to get
into the store to replace the panties
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you all have in a bunch.
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Face, face, face,
face, face, face.
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I'm sorry, man!
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Oh, come on. It's not open yet?
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Gigi? Hey, Nick!
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Hey, I didn't know
you were gonna be here.
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This is exciting, right?
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This is a Black Friday.
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Yeah. It's the first time
I've been to one of these.
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Well, look, you'd
better get ready,
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because these people
do not play, all right?
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When they open those doors,
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you got to know
exactly what you want,
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you got to know
exactly where it is,
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and know who else wants it,
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because if you don't,
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you're gonna leave tired,
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empty-handed, and sad.
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Sounds like
NBA All-Star Weekend.
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You don't usually shop at
stores like this. Why start now?
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Because I cannot
resist a big sale.
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And apparently,
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this is the biggest sale
of the year,
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so, here I am.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Calm down! Calm down!
I got this, all right?
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Get it, Nick.
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Gigi, I'm sorry I have
to tell you this, but, uh...
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You're gonna have to get
to the end of the line, lady.
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That's right. Nick, back there?
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These people have
waited a long time.
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You know what? So have I.
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And isn't this a black sale?
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Listen, I'm black!
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I mean, come on. We have waited,
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what, years to have a sale
named after our people!
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And you mean to tell me
when we finally do,
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a white man is standing
in front of the line
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on a Black Friday?
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I mean, come on. You
don't see me standing in line
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in front of
a white sale, do you?
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May I? Go ahead.
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This isn't about race.
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This is about
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getting the most bang
for your buck.
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So what, just because
I'm a white guy,
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I don't deserve
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the 65% discount
on select items?
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Why is he yelling?
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And I hate to throw the whole
black president thing at you,
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but on behalf of all
white people everywhere,
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you won!
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Now get to the back of the line!
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Catastrophic 3wristband!
Anybody? Name your price.
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Hey, kid, what's it
worth to you?
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What do you want for it? I want the most that I can get.
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Okay, well, look,
if I don't get this game,
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my Christmas, my New Year,
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and the rest of my life
will be ruined, all right?
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Besides, I'm, like, the all-time
champ at Catastrophic 2.
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No, you're not.
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I beat all 60 levels
at a 5-star difficulty.
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Please. I did that blindfolded.
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Well, too bad you don't have
your handheld or we could battle.
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Actually, I do.
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Whoa! Is that a special
Catastrophic Edition GS?
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Yep. I got it when I beat
the game in a record time.
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Okay, how about this?
If I win, I get your wristband.
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Okay, but if I win,
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I get that GS
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and your soul.
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Bored?
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Yeah, I'm, like,
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reading status updates
from, like, Europe.
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Wanna tap?
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Hi, Curtis. Hi, Lindsey.
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What are you going for first?
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Oh, well, hopefully,
Catastrophic 3.
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Yeah. And some fashion
stuff for my daughter,
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Some DVDs for me and...
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While you're at it... Whoa! What?
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Get me a box set of The Wire.
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Where did you come from?
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Your house.
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What's up with the riot
gear? Are you a cop?
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No, I'm not a cop, bro.
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I'm shopping just like you.
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Well, maybe not just like you,
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'cause these
Black Friday crowds,
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they get out of hand
real fast, all right?
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Last year, I wasn't ready.
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I got coldcocked by
this fat girl from Tacoma
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over a Snuggie.
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It ain't happening this year.
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I'm ready for it.
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I got my flashbang grenades.
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I got my Tasers
and my pepper spray.
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Anything go down,
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I'm ready, especially
if I see a big girl.
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Just let me know.
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You are not gonna need
any of that stuff, man.
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I will if somebody
gets between me
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and that panini press
I got my eye on.
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Now hold my place in line, Dick.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold your spot where?
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Right here. No, no, no, man. Look.
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These people,
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they get mad when you
cut in line. I ain't having it.
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Uh-uh. Cut the line?
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Man, I've been staking out
this spot for three weeks.
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Now, you just wait here.
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I'm gonna go to the back and
see if anybody wants something.
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What?
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Get with the program, Dick.
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Get with the program.
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I'll go to the back,
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since I'm in the front,
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see what they want,
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sell it to them
at a marked-up rate.
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Okay?
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Now, just hold my spot.
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And I don't want no lip
from you. What you got here?
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No lip, no lip.
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Martin, is that you?
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Hey, Mike, what's up, man?
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Black Friday, baby.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm doing a favor
for a woman I'm seeing.
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Meow!
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You know, people
stopped doing that
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around the time they stopped
wearing those shirts.
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Make fun of me all you want,
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but I'm not the one standing
on line at 1:00 in the morning
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'cause I'm whipped like butter.
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I'm not whipped like butter.
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You could do what you want,
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but this, it's not a good look.
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It's not, is it? Nope.
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I'll take care of this.
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Denise, listen, it's Martin.
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Um, I'm starting to have second thoughts
about this whole standing-in-line thing.
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So, here's the deal,
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00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,644
you have 20 minutes to get
down here and explain it to me,
258
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,124
or else you can say
goodbye to me
259
00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,213
and say goodbye
to your place in line.
260
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,171
Sound good? Okay. Bye-bye.
261
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,173
So, is this the Denise
262
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,262
that returns every favor
263
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,394
with a favor?
264
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:13,656
Yeah.
265
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,223
And you broke up with her?
266
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,447
Malcolm!
267
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,580
What are you doing here? Waiting to get a haircut.
268
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,191
You're so funny!
269
00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:29,846
He's so funny! Oh!
270
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,065
Okay, what are you doing?
271
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,675
Come on, man,
act like I'm with you.
272
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,678
Oh, act like you with me, huh?
273
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,506
Why you got
to be like that? Sorry, Gigi.
274
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,203
Why you got
to be like that? I'm sorry.
275
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,075
I can't do that. Go to
the back of the line, G.
276
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,119
Back of the line.Fine.
277
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,600
Everything okay?
278
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,993
No.What's wrong?
279
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,735
I can't find my wallet.
280
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,345
Wow, you're gonna need that
281
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,913
because if you don't have it
when you go inside, then
282
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,305
you won't be able to buy stuff.
283
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,884
It's me, baby.
284
00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,756
Listen, I can't find my wallet.
285
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,672
Seriously? Yeah.
286
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,893
Well, I don't have it.
Good night.
287
00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,982
Wait, baby, look. Look.
288
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,071
Look, I need you to look
around the house, okay?
289
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,507
Can you call me if you see it?
290
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,385
I don't see it.
291
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,169
What?
292
00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,694
Look, baby, I need you
to get out of bed
293
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,826
and look around the house, okay?
294
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,262
The whole house.
295
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,699
Fine!
296
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,492
Okay, look, um,
297
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,233
I'm gonna go check my car.Okay.
298
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,452
All right, I'm gonna
need you to hold my spot. No problem.
299
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,454
All right? Everybody! Everybody!
300
00:11:56,498 --> 00:12:00,154
Hey, look, this is my spot.
301
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,460
Nick Kingston-Persons' spot!
302
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,984
I will be right back.
303
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:08,902
This is of K.A.W.T.
304
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,382
Sports Morning spot.
305
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,822
Dad. Kev, it's okay.
306
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,475
I can't find my wallet.
307
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,086
I'm gonna go to the car
real quick to see if it's there.
308
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,263
Ha! Oh, man.
309
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,438
I was distracted.
310
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,614
Oh, man. I was distracted.
311
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,181
I hope you keep
getting distracted,
312
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,922
'cause I want that GS.
313
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,750
You know, it's not
over yet. Let's go.
314
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,622
Hey, Denise, it's Martin.
315
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,798
Um, about that message,
316
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,279
you do realize that was
a joke, right? Get it?
317
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,586
So, I'm just gonna be standing
here in line, waiting for you,
318
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,371
so, uh, call me.
319
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,720
Okay, bye.
320
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,505
Hey! Staten Island Mike,
you know, I've been...
321
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,029
I've been thinking about you...
322
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,639
And what were you thinking?
323
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,683
I'm no sucker.
324
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:53,381
Beat it.
325
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:56,297
Martin! Hey! Hey.
326
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,647
Come on, we have
history together.
327
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,084
Yes, but no future.
328
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,869
Back of the line. Goodbye.
329
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,566
Like I ever want
a future with you.
330
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,528
Find your wallet?
331
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,704
No, and my wife's
not picking up.
332
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,315
When did you see it last?
333
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,535
I guess when I put it
in my pocket yesterday.
334
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:18,841
And now it's not in your pocket?
335
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,713
No, these are my other pants.
336
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,628
That's it! That's it.
337
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,674
I put 'em in my other pants.
338
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,894
Look, look, I need you to
hold my spot, all right?
339
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,286
Look, I got to run home.
340
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,940
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
341
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,942
Holding your spot for a
couple of minutes is one thing,
342
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,161
but the store opens soon.
343
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:37,120
And after that,
I can't make any promises.
344
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,861
And I'm not willing
to die for you.
345
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,516
Gave you two pictures, man.
346
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,432
Gigi! GIGI: Oh, Nick!
347
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,216
Whoo! Gigi!
348
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,002
Oh, wait. Ha, ha, ha. Okay.
349
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,481
Aw, you got to be kidding me.
350
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,788
Shut up! Shut up, lady!
351
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,007
Lady, be quiet!
352
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,965
Be quiet, lady! Man!
353
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,098
Look, can you hold
my spot in the line? Yes!
354
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,361
I've got to run home
and get my wallet, all right?
355
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,798
Now, if, for any reason,
I don't make it back,
356
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,192
I need you to get
everything on this list. Everything?
357
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,674
Hey, hey! Calm down, people!
358
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,676
I'm just holding his spot!
359
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:19,075
Kevin, I'm gonna run home
real quick, so I can get my wallet.
360
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,599
If you need anything, Gigi's
holding our place in line.
361
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,906
Huh?
362
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,127
Oh, man!
363
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,738
One more kill, and you
can kiss that GS goodbye.
364
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,174
I'm not kissing nothing.
365
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,615
Who's that from? Just some girl.
366
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,402
Just some girl? Really?
That's her name?
367
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,360
For the record,
you suck at lying.
368
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,275
What lie? I didn't
lie about anything.
369
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,582
Look, there's a girl.
You like her.
370
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,192
I mean, I get it. We just met.
371
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,412
But you don't have to
pretend like she's just some girl
372
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:52,935
texting you in the
middle of the night.
373
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,067
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
374
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,025
I didn't say any of that. You know what?
375
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,940
This was a bad idea
from the start.
376
00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,247
I'm going back to stand
in line with my family.
377
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,349
Ow! Whoa! SUZANNE: Ha!
378
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,698
Whoa! Whoa!
379
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,483
Whoa, whoa, baby, it's me!
It's me, all right?
380
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,921
Oh! You scared me to death.
381
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,793
Why are you sneaking around
here like a bedroom intruder?
382
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,403
I was trying not to wake you up!
383
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,753
I almost went A-Rod
on your head!
384
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,668
What are you doing here?
385
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,280
Baby, I left my wallet
in my pants.
386
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,108
You were supposed to be
looking for me.
387
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,631
Oh, come on. I did look.
388
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,198
I just didn't look in there.
389
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,765
And I fell asleep before
I could call you back.
390
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,245
Man.
391
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:45,814
Well, I got to go get back
to the store before they open.
392
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,164
I'm sorry for scaring you.
393
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,732
Not as sorry as you
were about to be.
394
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,212
Listen, you come back in here,
395
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,954
you'd better turn on a light
or wave a "hi" sign
396
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,130
or wave a white flag
or something
397
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,914
before we all end up
on the news.
398
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,571
Come on! You were
right in my crosshairs.
399
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:07,183
Not... anymore.
400
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:10,012
Yes! Yeah! Uh-huh.
401
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,840
♪ Oh, yeah Greatest comeback
402
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,581
♪ I know it hurts Let it burn
403
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,670
♪ I know it hurts Let it burn ♪
404
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,280
Thank you.
405
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,674
Denise, it's Martin.
406
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,937
Listen, remember when I said
I was joking earlier?
407
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,331
I wasn't. We're done,
'cause you know what?
408
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,028
Your favors aren't
that great to begin with.
409
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,030
And trust me, I'm not
joking about that.
410
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,423
Okay? So, have a nice life.
411
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,511
Got it? Good.
412
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,730
Martin!
413
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,429
Denise!
414
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,039
You're here.Finally.
415
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,041
I got your message.
I feel so stupid.
416
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,522
I've been standing in line
at the downtown store.
417
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,610
I don't know
what I was thinking.
418
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,872
But then I got
your second message.
419
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,787
I was so relieved
that you weren't angry.
420
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,355
Thank you so much
for doing this for me.
421
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,530
I owe you big-time.
422
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,880
And I mean big-time.
423
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,970
Oh, what's that? Oh, I
got another message.
424
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,363
You don't have to...
425
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,192
You should probably
just skip it.
426
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:02,804
It's probably
a wrong number. Is this a joke?
427
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,589
Yes. Then why does it say
you're not joking?
428
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,636
You know, he fell and hit
his head a little earlier.
429
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,247
So, if he's saying some
crazy stuff, maybe that's why.
430
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,249
Who are you? I'm Staten Island Mike.
431
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,121
Do me a favor, stay out of it.
432
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,296
You got it.
433
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:18,254
Thank you. I owe you.
434
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,039
Whoa! Hold up,
435
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,388
when you say you owe me...
436
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:22,867
Dude...
437
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,478
I mean, when we're done
here, come to my place.
438
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,741
Because Martin won't be there!
439
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,612
You know what? This is
probably a big misunderstanding.
440
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,962
How about I do
you a favor, okay? I don't think so.
441
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,400
I'll go get you a cup of
coffee, a large, two sugars.
442
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,663
Do me a favor,
don't do me any favors.
443
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:37,708
Is that considered a favor?
444
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,058
Beat it.
445
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,931
Oh.
446
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,976
Hey. Just made it.Hey.
447
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:48,415
Good. So, Nick, you're not gonna make
me go to the back of the line now, are you?
448
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,678
Um...
449
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,811
Gigi, thank you.Mm-hmm.
450
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,291
But there's nothing I can do.
451
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,814
Have you tried, Nick?
452
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,471
I'm sorry.
453
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,136
Oh...
454
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,486
Look at you. Oh, my goodness.
455
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,446
You know, I don't
usually do this,
456
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:23,624
but you are striking.
457
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,800
Save it. I know
what you're doing.
458
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:30,326
And believe me, I have had way
hotter women than you tap this.
459
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,285
Back of the line, lady.
460
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,678
You might be hot,
461
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,550
but you're not hotter
than these deals.
462
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,817
Ho-ho-ho!
463
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,862
Merry Thanksgiving.
464
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,734
Where'd you get
all that stuff, Terrence?
465
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,301
The store isn't even open yet.
466
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,519
Who said I got it
from the store?
467
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,261
Come on, man. It's Black Friday.
468
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,002
Man, don't tell me you're
just gonna leave me out here
469
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,438
to fight with all these people.
470
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:58,006
I should, but I'm not.
471
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,791
You didn't hear this from me,
but when them doors open,
472
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,489
you head to the side,
473
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,143
right over there, all right?
474
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,667
That's the shortcut for the
all big-head brother-in-laws.
475
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,278
Where? Right there.
476
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,975
Where?
477
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,806
Hey, Dad, it's almost time.
478
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:16,894
Dad, can I wait in the car?
479
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,505
No! Here, look, hold this.
480
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:19,680
Come on, get ready.
481
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,072
Good luck.
482
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:24,032
Three, two, one!
483
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,251
They're opening!
484
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,790
Wait! Ow!
485
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,096
Wait!
486
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,193
This is not right!
487
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,246
So, what do you guys
think? Was it worth it?
488
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,508
No.
489
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,728
Catastrophic 3is awesome!
490
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,817
I mean, blowing up things
never looked so real.
491
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,122
Boom!
492
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,386
Well, what happened with you?
493
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,997
Some big girl from Tacoma
elbowed me in the ribs
494
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,303
and took the last toaster.
495
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,348
I wanted that toaster, too.
496
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,915
Did you get anything, Lindsey?
497
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,743
Yeah, a good reason
to never go back
498
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:25,920
to one of these Black
Friday things ever again.
499
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,444
Oh, well. Maybe next year.
500
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:29,532
Where are you going?
501
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,881
Uh, back to bed.
502
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:31,969
Back to bed?
503
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,101
You just got up.
504
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,234
Yeah, except I didn't
get much sleep
505
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,845
because someone kept calling me
506
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:39,542
to look for their wallet.
507
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,811
Nick, don't make me get the bat.
508
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:50,771
Hey, that's not funny.
509
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,468
It's a little funny.
510
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,864
I'ma punch you
in the face, Nick!
511
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:57,952
Boom!
512
00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:58,996
Ha-ha!
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