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You know, I very rarely ask you
to thank me in advance for things,
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but in this
one particular case...
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What am I thanking you for?
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Well, if I told you it wouldn't
be in advance, would it?
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Just say it. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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What did you do?
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I got us tickets to see
what happens to be my favorite
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and one of the most
influential groups of the 1980s.
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Duran Duran?
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What? No, man! Another group.
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I play them all the time.
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They've got a crazy black guy.
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Thompson Twins.
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No, it's a charismatic
lead guy and his sidekick.
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Wham!?
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Hold on.
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Perhaps this will help.
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No, that's not helping.
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Come on! Peace!
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Ace of Base!
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No, man.
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Yeah, boy!
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Well, that's Public Enemy.
Who are you talking about?
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We are going
to see Public Enemy!
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We're going to see PE? Yes!
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I love PE! I know!
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Chuck D! Flavor Flav!
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And Terminator X!
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Greetings, people of Earth!
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Do you have troubles? Problems?
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Dilemmas?
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Things you just
can't figure out.
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Well, we are here to help.
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We are...
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The Advice Avengers!
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Come to save you all.
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From whatever your problem is.
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Today's question
is from Tardy for the Party.
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"Dear Advice Avengers,
I'm planning
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a last minute birthday party
for my new boyfriend
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and he doesn't like cake.
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What type of dessert
should I get?
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Well, don't get cake.
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That's good advice. Thank you.
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Personally, I think you can get him
anything you can stick a candle in.
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Pie.Brownies.
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Toaster Strudel.
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Toaster Strudel?
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It's not cake.
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Or if he likes ice cream...
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I see where
you're going with this.
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I got three words for you.
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Ice cream cake!
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It's cake but it's not.
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Because it's ice cream.
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Problem solved!
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Until next time.
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Do what we say. Don't say what we do.
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Advice Avengers out!
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Man, we're good.
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I know! Our last video
got 5,000 hits.
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If we keep this up
we could get paid for this.
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♪ Go Kevin go Lindsey
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♪ Getting money
Superheroes giving advice ♪
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Okay. So, um,
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remember when I bought this?
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What's that?
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This is my
cassette to MP3 converter.
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Oh! No.
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Oh, well, you said that
it was a waste of money
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and that I would never use it.
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And that anything I spent that
$100 on would be better than this.
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So?
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So you were wrong.
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Because I am going to convert
my Public Enemy cassettes to MP3s.
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So bam!
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Say you're sorry.
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I'm not sorry. I was right.
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How?
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That machine costs $100.
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You could've downloaded those
three Public Enemy albums
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brand new, re-mastered,
with digital liner notes for 35.
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So bam! Back at you.
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Why are you doing this anyway?
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Because Martin got us
a couple of tickets to a show
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I've been wanting
to see for ages!
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Hold it now!
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You're going to see Riverdance?
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No! Public Enemy!
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Oh, honey!
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That is so great!
I love Public Enemy! What!
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♪ 911 is a joke Can't trust it
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♪ Black stealing
The hour of chaos ♪
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I was the only girl
who had a crush on Chuck D.
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You know, I don't think I've ever heard
a girl say they had a crush on Chuck D.
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I was the only one.
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So, when are you going?
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Ah, Saturday night.
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Which Saturday? This Saturday.
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On our anniversary?
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Oh.
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Oh, you almost got me.
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Oh!
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Ooh, that was scary.
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Because I happen to know
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that our anniversary
isn't for another six months.
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No, Nick,
not our wedding anniversary.
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Every year we go to Marbella's to
celebrate the night that you proposed.
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I thought you just liked
to go to Marbella's.
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I do because that is the
place where you proposed.
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Why do you think we always
order that special bottle of wine?
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Because we like that wine.
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Why do you think we always sit in
the corner booth near the fireplace?
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Because you always cold.
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Unbelievable.
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Oh, baby, baby.
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At least I remembered
our anniversary.
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Wait. Oh, come on. You
are not serious. Come here.
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Suzanne, you are
really mad at me
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because I didn't remember
the day that I proposed to you?
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I mean,
why would I remember that?
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Let's say you got
nominated for an Oscar.
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Would the guy who sent Halle Berry
a letter remember when he sent it?
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I mean, she might
remember when she got it.
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Okay, bad example.
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So what are you saying? You asked
five other women to marry you that day?
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Baby, we celebrate our
anniversary. Isn't that enough?
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Oh, is that what we were doing?
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See, I thought we were just going
out to dinner because we were hungry.
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Fine. What do you want me
to do, not go to the concert?
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Nick, that's not what this
is about. Don't you get it?
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Yeah. What?
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Uh, I planned to go to a concert
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on the day of the anniversary
of the day I proposed to you.
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No.
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For years, you've been
spending the day with me
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having absolutely no idea why we
were together or what we were doing.
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Do you know
how that makes me feel?
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No.
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What kind of answer is that?
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Uh, I don't know!
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You might've told me but I didn't
know that you were telling me.
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Baby, I am sorry, okay?
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But I will make this up to you,
okay? We'll make this work.
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Okay, instead of dinner we
can go to breakfast and lunch.
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Or maybe we'll go out
after the show.
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We can eat all day,
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except for the two hours
between 9:00 and 11:00 p.m.
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It's Public Enemy, baby.
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Nick, there will be other shows.
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I'm not so sure. Have you
seen Flavor Flav recently?
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Babe, listen. Listen.
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I promise
I will make it up to you.
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We will be together
for a long time.
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I'm not so sure.
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Baby. Come on!
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Greetings, people of Earth.
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We are...
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The Advice Avengers!
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Come to save you all.
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From whatever your problem is.
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Today's question
is from Sexy Shopper.
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"Dear Advice Avengers, the
big Barnstrom sale is coming up
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and I have work that day."
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"It only happens once a year,
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and if I don't go on the first
day I'll miss all the good buys."
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"But I used up all my personal
days and I just can't miss this sale!"
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"Should I take a chance and tell
my boss where I'm really going?"
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"Or make up a lie and
hope she doesn't find out."
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Oh, man. This is a tough one.
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But we are superheroes and we are
brave enough to give you this advice.
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Lie!
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Although people say
they appreciate the truth,
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when you use it you normally
don't get what you want.
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Here's an example.
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Mother, can I skip school today
and go to my friend Bob's house?
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Aren't his parents out of town?
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Yes, Mother, they are.
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But we were gonna use
this opportunity
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to drink all of the alcohol
and burn the house down.
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Thank you for being honest, Son,
but no, you must go to school instead.
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Aw!
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Perhaps you should
pretend to be sick.
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But remember, the keys to playing
sick are subtlety and planning.
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But do not over sell. I repeat,
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do not over sell.
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And don't ask for the day off.
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They key is building up
your illness day by day
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and having your boss
suggest you stay home.
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And before you know it
you'll be...
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Shopping, shopping!
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Problem solved!
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Until next time...
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Do what we say. Don't say what we do.
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Advice Avengers out!
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Excuse me.
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Bless you. You okay?
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Nah, it's nothing.
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Why are you using your laptop?
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Oh, I have a file in here
I don't have on my other one.
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Oh, goodness.
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Hmm. I mean,
is there dust in here?
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Katya, you have to make the
customers sign the receipts.
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Otherwise, we don't get paid.
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Please, I need pay.
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My family need money for farm.
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I'm gonna pay you.
It's just they don't pay us.
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Please don't lock
in the basement.
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I'm not gonna
lock you in the basement.
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My family will pay.
Katya will be better.
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Just make the customers
sign the checks.
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You sell me to Czechs?
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Dude, either you need
some new waitresses
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or you gotta
work on your Russian.
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Anyway, I don't think I'm gonna
be able to make it to the PE show.
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All right. Whatever.
I'll find somebody else.
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You're married,
you have kids, a wife,
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something crazy came up.
Won't be the first time.
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You don't even wanna
know what happened?
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Kevin's got a big game.
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Uh, Lindsey ran away
with some guy on the internet.
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Suzanne caught the Ebola virus.
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You mother was attacked
by badgers. I get it.
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Actually, Suzanne was
planning for us to go out.
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And I forgot it was the anniversary
of the night I proposed to her.
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You did what?
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He forgot what? I know.
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I cannot believe he forgot
your propose-versary.
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"Propose-versary"?
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Oh, my God I just came
up with that just now.
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Oh, my goodness. Excuse me.
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Are you sure that's dust?
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I don't know but it'll pass.
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Well, I can't even
believe he did this.
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You know, there are days
when I feel like I have
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the best man a woman could have,
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and then there are days I feel
like he has an idiot twin brother
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and they're playing the
world's cruelest trick on me.
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So, of course, he is
not going to the concert.
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Not if I know
what's good for me.
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Look, Nick, I know you
don't wanna hear this from me
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but you have to take a stand.
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What am I supposed
to do with that?
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I don't know. You're the one
who wants to go to the concert.
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Boy, I can't wait
for you to get married.
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I can. I'd rather live
in a Siberian prison.
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Hey, baby.
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Listen, um,
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can we talk about Saturday?
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I'm listening.
256
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:32,692
Okay, look,
257
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,172
I've got an idea.
258
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:38,349
And I think it might
make both of us very happy.
259
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,221
All right?
260
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:43,615
Why don't you and I
go to the concert together?
261
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,575
Really?
262
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:50,492
Aw! Me, you and Martin listening
to Night of the Living Baseheads,
263
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,450
celebrating our love.
264
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,758
Not me, you and Martin.
Me and you.
265
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,065
I checked, there's
still tickets available.
266
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,502
Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no.
267
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:03,766
Listen, Nick, I know you're not
the most romantic man on earth
268
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,596
but you're gonna have to do better
than Night of the Living Baseheads.
269
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,511
I'm romantic.
270
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,426
Not you, that.
271
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:16,126
Wait, wait. But what does
"romantic" really mean? Huh?
272
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,089
"Romance,
273
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,353
the pleasurable feeling of excitement
and mystery associated with love."
274
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,574
I love you, you love me.
275
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,663
We both love Public Enemy.
276
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,622
And there's gonna
be mystery, all right?
277
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,233
When they sing
Welcome to the Terrordome.
278
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,061
How fat is Terminator X now?
279
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,804
Will the show start on time?
Mystery, ooh. What's next?
280
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:46,200
Nick, that's not
my definition of romance.
281
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:49,594
Baby, but real love, okay,
282
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,814
the kind that lasts
283
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:56,776
is when two people decidin'
what's best for each other, all right?
284
00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:00,867
So, whether that's drinking
Cabernet Sauvignon at Marbella's
285
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:05,349
or nodding your head
to Meet the G That Killed Me,
286
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:08,048
that's gonna be
a very special day to me.
287
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,007
Nuh-uh.
288
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,705
Oh. All right, all right.
289
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,056
You know what?
Just for the record
290
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:19,146
as long as we celebratin'
things, okay,
291
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,497
I'm not the only one who
forgot a special day. Mm-hmm.
292
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,065
Oh, really? What did I forget?
293
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:30,287
Well, today is the anniversary
of the day I asked you to go out
294
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,421
for the day
I asked you to marry me.
295
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,466
Now, you know,
you messed up now.
296
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:39,557
Okay, now
you're being ridiculous.
297
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:43,431
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. So when
it's your day, all right, it's important.
298
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,347
But when it's my day
I'm being ridiculous?
299
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,740
Huh? Is that how it's gonna be?
300
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,482
Oh, cool, cool, okay.
301
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,615
Then you know what? I'll
just go and go to the show.
302
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:57,227
And I will text you when they
play Can't Do Nuttin' for Ya Man.
303
00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:02,929
Good morning!
304
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,408
Morning.Hey.
305
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,542
Oh, hey, you finished
the gift basket already.
306
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:11,546
Yeah. I ended up having a lot of
free time on my hands last night.
307
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,983
Sorry. Don't worry,
it'll work out.
308
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,726
Oh, my gosh.
309
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,120
Bless you. Are you sure
you're not catching a cold?
310
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,556
No, it's probably nothing.
311
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,689
Oh, my God.
312
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,866
All right, I guess I'm just
gonna go wait in the car.
313
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,738
And don't worry, I won't
sneeze on your coffee.
314
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,653
Oh, my gosh.
315
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,308
Wow.
316
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,831
Mom, what's wrong?
317
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,573
Don't say anything, but
I think Gigi's faking sick.
318
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,792
Why do you think that?
319
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,012
Usually when she gets sick
it just hits her all at once
320
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,101
and she calls and says,
"I'm not coming in."
321
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,626
But she's all
sniffling and sneezing.
322
00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,107
She sounds like you guys do
when you're faking sick
323
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,761
and you're trying
to get out of something.
324
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,895
Why would Gigi fake being sick?
325
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,854
Because tomorrow's the big Barnstrom
sale and I know she wants to go.
326
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,856
I don't understand
why she doesn't just ask.
327
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,080
Wait, wait. Are you leavin'?
328
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,864
Yeah.
329
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,344
Well, I just wanted to find out
what you were doing on Sunday.
330
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,912
I'll be here being pissed
off about Saturday. Why?
331
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:17,090
It's the anniversary of our
first full day of being engaged.
332
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,700
We usually have eggs and toast.
333
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,529
Bye.
334
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,705
I was gonna make a
reservation at IHOP.
335
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,757
Hey.
336
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,589
Baby, I'm sorry
about this morning.
337
00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,375
I was upset.
338
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,855
And the truth is
339
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:47,468
I was mad at myself for not remembering
something that was that special.
340
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,862
Honestly,
341
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,126
if we celebrated
every special day we had
342
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,910
every day
would be an anniversary.
343
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:59,132
You really wanna
go to that concert.
344
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,571
I do. I really, really do.
345
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:09,229
But look, I really
am sorry, okay?
346
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,622
And it's up to you.
347
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:15,017
Look, if you don't wanna go
then I will turn Saturday
348
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,368
into the best 22 hours
you've had all year.
349
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:22,720
Uh-uh. That is our day.
350
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,766
I am going
to that show with you.
351
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,030
Because there's no place
on Earth I would rather be
352
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,599
than next to you, celebrating
our love, listening to
353
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,558
My Uzi Weighs A Ton.
354
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,125
Yeah, boy!
355
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,392
Good morning.
356
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,443
Gigi. What?
357
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,705
You can't do this.
358
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,359
Do what?
359
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,926
We know you're faking sick so
you can go to that Barnstrom sale.
360
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,277
What are you talking about?
I am sick!
361
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,495
See?
362
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,497
Gigi. What?
363
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,022
Mom knows you're faking.
364
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,241
All right, I don't know how
the two of y'all found me out,
365
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,375
but I have your mother fooled
so y'all can stay out of it.
366
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,117
I have it on good advice
that this is the way to handle it.
367
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,858
We know, Gigi because we're
the ones that gave it to you.
368
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,425
What?
369
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,040
We are...
370
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,693
The Advice Avengers!
371
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:23,781
Come to say you all...
372
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,218
From whatever your problem is.
373
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,697
Oh, my gosh.
374
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,221
Gigi, Mom knows you're lying.
375
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,787
If you do this
there's gonna be trouble.
376
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,399
Morning.
377
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,662
Should I ask?
378
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,098
No.No.
379
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,970
Is this gonna come back
and embarrass me in any way?
380
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,624
No.Carry on.
381
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,064
You feeling all right? Oh, yeah.
382
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,284
I'm much better. I thought I was coming
down with something, but I was wrong.
383
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,112
Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
384
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,375
Hey, um,
385
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:55,117
isn't today the start of
that big Barnstrom sale?
386
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,510
Oh, is it?
387
00:17:56,553 --> 00:18:00,427
Aw, man, and I really
wanted to go to that.
388
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,646
Well, I guess I'll just have to,
389
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,127
you know, run by after work,
390
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:09,610
and hopefully, they'll have some,
you know, good pieces left. I guess.
391
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,699
Or... Or what?
392
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,485
Or I could drop you off
on the way in
393
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,270
and pick you up at lunch.
394
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,185
Really? Are you sure?
395
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,838
I'm sure. Yay!
396
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,537
Thank you! You're welcome.
397
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,713
You know, if you see something
cute, pick something up for me.
398
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,149
You know I will.
399
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,672
Gigi.Yeah.
400
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,413
You will see something cute.
401
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,987
Oh, hey, babe.
402
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,468
I'm just finishing up. I'll
be ready in a few minutes.
403
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,993
I've got everything
you need right here.
404
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,734
Bam! Oh.
405
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,737
Oh, honey.
406
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,087
These are beautiful.
You didn't have to do this.
407
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,872
Yes, I did.
408
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:58,746
I wanted to make sure you
know how special you are to me.
409
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:00,965
Well, thank you.
410
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,577
Oh, and look what I did.
411
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,753
I washed your PE shirt.
412
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,409
What's that? I got you a shirt, too.
413
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,627
Let me see.
414
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,370
Oh!
415
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,765
And we can drink this
on the way.
416
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,549
Nick, are you nuts?
417
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,943
We cannot drive around with
an open bottle of wine in the car.
418
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,466
Who said I was driving?
419
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,468
Who's driving?
420
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,035
Our driver.
421
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,472
You got us a limo?
422
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:30,734
Yes!
423
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,214
Oh, honey.
424
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,739
Now here's what I want
you to do for me.
425
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,089
Put your shirt on
and let's get in the car.
426
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,874
Okay!
427
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,658
All right. Yeah, boy!
428
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,835
Are you ready? I'm ready!
429
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,402
Are you ready?
430
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,143
PE in the house!
431
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,495
Tonight was good!
432
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:57,239
Almost as good as
the night you proposed.
433
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,242
Man, nothing went
according to plan that night.
434
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,896
Except you saying yes.
435
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,724
Is that why
you showed up all late?
436
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,248
Without any money for dinner.
437
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,555
Yeah.
438
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,340
Well, if you're gonna
ask your woman to pay,
439
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,473
it better be after
giving her a diamond ring.
440
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,257
This is good.
441
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,086
Mmm. You know,
442
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,393
I never told you this,
443
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,873
but Malcolm's birthday
was the next day.
444
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,267
And we were over
at Martin's crib,
445
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,009
just chilling,
watching the game,
446
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,967
and celebrating early.
447
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,318
And then, you know,
time just got away from me...
448
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,367
Wait a minute. What is it?
449
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,674
Malcolm's birthday
is on the 16th.
450
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:44,330
So? Well, I proposed to you
on the 15th.
451
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:47,463
Not the 16th that
we've been celebrating it on.
452
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,291
Wow! Look at the time!
453
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,989
See? I gotta go to bed.
It's late. Love you, baby. Bye.
454
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,427
No, no, no.
You come back here, Suzanne!
455
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,558
Come back here!
456
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,560
And you admit you were wrong!
457
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,301
Hey! You know what?
458
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,912
I will always remember
this day, Suzanne!
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