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Nick, my man.
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Hey. Mr. Peterson.Hey...
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When it's all said and done,
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how do you want to be remembered
by the citizens of this great city?
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Well... I guess,
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as a good father,
good husband, uh...
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Boring.
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You know what's better
than all that stuff?
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Being sexy.
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Uh... I'm not sure
what you're getting at.
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Well, of course you don't.
Because I haven't gotten to it yet.
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I was on a roll, Nick.
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You're wreckin' my flow.
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Well, sorry. Go ahead.
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Thank you.
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Now, I was just informed by the
good folks at Peck North Print & Media
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that you have been voted one of
Seattle's sexiest news personalities.
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Isn't that great?
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I guess...
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Who voted, again?
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Uh, Peck North Print & Media
Online Magazine.
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Well, that's great.
Tell them I said thanks.
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Or, you could tell
them at the photoshoot.
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Whoa! Hey. Photoshoot?
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Oh, no, no. That's...
That's really not my thing.
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Oh, well. Come on, it can be.
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If you did it. I'll do it.
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Do what? The photoshoot.
I'll do it.
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They don't want you.
They want Nick.
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You sure they didn't say Brick? 'Cause
Nick and Brick they sound a lot alike.
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Specially the "ick" part.
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Yes.
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They've seen Nick? Yes.
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They've seen me? Yes.
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They still prefer Nick?
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Yes, Brick! It's crazy.
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I mean, no offence, Nick, but
I am smart, I'm successful...
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I'm the senior anchor.
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I mean, what's sexier than that?
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Nick.
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They know I drive a Porsche.
That's sexy.
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They didn't ask about a Porsche.
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Uh, Mr. Peterson, look.
I'm flattered, but, uh...
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you could just tell them
I'm gonna have to pass.
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Look, Nick.
You don't understand.
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You have to do it.
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Why?
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Our newscast averaged
a 0.94 in our demo last week.
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Uh, you probably
don't know what that is,
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but it's low. Now, you
could give us a nice bump.
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Nick, we need that bump.
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You could do that.
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I'm the bump? You're the bump.
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Do they know I can grow a
full beard in a day and a half?
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That's sexy.
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey, honey. How was your day?
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It was kinda odd.
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Get this...
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Peterson told me that I
was voted one of Seattle's
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sexiest news personalities.
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Oh! By who?
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Some online magazine.
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Okay! Well, go on
with your sexy self.
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We're gonna have to celebrate.
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What's so funny?
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Nothing. I was just thinking of
something I saw today on, um...
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CNN.
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Hey, Dad.
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Since you're Seattle's
Sexiest News Personality,
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can you give me a few style
tips? I'm trying to up my game.
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You don't have a game.
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Why do you think
I'm tryin' to up it?
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Okay, so, honey.
What do they do, anyway?
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Do they give you
a trophy or something?
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Actually, they want me to
do a photoshoot tomorrow.
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A photoshoot?
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Yeah! I mean...
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But I told Peterson that I would
just think about it, you know?
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Honey, what's there
to think about?
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You should totally do it.
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You think? Yes! It'll be fun.
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Besides, when are you gonna get a
chance to do something like this again?
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Probably never.
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You don't know that.
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Dad, no offence,
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but old is not sexy.
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You're even older than
that guy in Transformers.
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Marlon Wayans?
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No, he was in G.I. Joe.
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Don Cheadle.
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No, he was in Iron Man.
She's talking about Tyrese.
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Tyrese was in Transformers?
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Yeah. The point is you're old.
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You know, I don't remember
asking you about this.
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You know who else
has memory problems?
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Old people.
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Don't get choked.
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Honey, don't pay
attention to her, okay?
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You're not old.
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You need to do this. I insist.
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Okay. All right.
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I'll do it. But, only
'cause you want me to.
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Good.
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And when your picture is
plastered all over billboards
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along the waterfront, I
will look up and say...
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That guy is older than Tyrese.
What is he doing up there?
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Weren't you texting
somebody? Huh?
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Besides, honey. What is the
point of being in such great shape
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if you don't get to show it
off every once in a while?
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That's what I always say.
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Oh, my glutes.
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What is this?
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Bye.
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Uh, she's a little
old for you, isn't she?
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That's Naomi. She is my psychic.
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Why do you need a psychic?
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I was with this girl. She thought it
would be fun to go get a reading.
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Girl didn't work out.
But Naomi did.
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She called it that night.
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She said the girl
was no good for me.
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That she'd flake out
and I should move on.
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She said all this
in front of the girl?
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Yeah. Then wouldn't you know
it, right in the middle of the reading
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this girl flips out,
starts screaming,
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"How can I possibly take
this woman seriously?"
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and, "She never should
have gone out with me."
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Total flake.
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So I moved on.
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And I have been listening
to Naomi ever since.
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When did all this happen?
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Last night.
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Right around the same time you
started squeezing into those pants.
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What is with this look?
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Oh, this?
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This is nothing.
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I just came back
from a photoshoot
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for Seattle's Sexiest
News Personality.
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You look like you went to a
garage sale at Kanye West's house.
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Is this how you're gonna
be dressing from now on?
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'Cause if so,
I will need sunglasses.
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As a matter of fact, I will be
dressing like this for a while.
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I like the look.
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Plus, after the photoshoot,
they let me keep the clothes.
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You wore that in photos?
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This and a bunch of
other stuff. Why?
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Well, it's just a
little bit loud for you.
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Now, if you decide to start a gay parking
valet service, then yeah, I'd wear that.
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Whatever, man.
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The photographer said
it looked good on camera.
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Off-camera it looks ridiculous.
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Hey, guys.
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Morning!
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Oh, sweetheart,
don't you look nice.
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Nice? Try "sexy."
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Tried. You failed. Life goes on.
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Don't listen to her.
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You do you, player!
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What is that... smell?
It smells like...
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sea and sand.
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Oh, yeah. That's my cologne.
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I hope it's not my cologne.
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Don' worry, Dad.
It's definitely not yours.
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He cracked open on of those plug-in air
fresheners and rubbed it all over himself.
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Which for the record in
case you didn't know is gross.
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Kevin, go wash that off.
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Mom! I smell good.
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It's meant to destroy
bathroom odors.
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Good morning!
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Mornin'.Mornin'.
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Well... If it isn't...
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Let me get this right.
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"The sexiest news
personality in Seattle."
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The photos are out already?
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That's not all that's out.
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What're you talkin' about?
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Pow!
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Gross!
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Dad, where's your shirt?
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Oh, my gosh. This is
going to be so embarrassing.
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Oh, don't worry. Nobody's gonna
see it. It's just the newspaper.
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Wrong.
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Pow!
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Hey...
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Uh, what happened to
all your shirt-on pictures?
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I don't know. They told me
they weren't gonna use this one.
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Oh, and you fell for that?
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Man, that's what they tell
everybody that does something naked.
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That's what they
told Kim Kardashian.
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That's what they
told Paris Hilton.
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That's what they
told Sharon Stone.
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Okay, okay. You through?
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No. That's what they
told Scarlett Johansson.
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That's what they
told Britney Spears.
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Okay, Gigi. Enough.
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And, although I'd have preferred to
know they were gonna use these shots,
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Babe, I gotta say,
you look good.
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Let me see.
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Oh, no!
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One of my friends posted
your picture and tagged me in it.
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Great! Now I'll have
to deal with this all day.
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Lindsey, it's not that bad.
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That's what they
told Vanessa Hudgens.
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That's what they told Dr. Laura.
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That's what they
told Pamela Anderson...
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Hey! Hey! Pam Anderson
posed naked for a living.
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Not at first.
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Hey, Nick! Hey!
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How's the Sexiest News
Personality in the building doing?
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Looks like you're a hit.
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Yeah... Uh.
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I had no idea I'll be
getting this much attention.
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Even after you
took your shirt off?
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It's weird. You take your
clothes off, people notice.
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You know, I'd have done it, you
know, but I don't have, uh, you know...
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What's all this business.
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Abs.Abs.
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Yeah. Where do you get those?
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I work out.Ah...
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Yeah, I can't work out.
I'm lazy.
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Excuse me, Nick. Can
you just sign some of these?
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Oh! Where did you get all these?
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Off the internet.
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Who are all of these for?
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Uh, just some women
in the building.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Can you make out
the last one to me?
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Jennifer.
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Your name is Jennifer?
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Uh, yeah.
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Like our anchorwoman?
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Yes.
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Right.
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Thank you.
Here you go, Jennifer.
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Piece of advice, Nick.
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It starts with a story.
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1975.
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After doing a controversial yet
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artistic spread in Playgirl,
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I was thrust into the
warm bosom of fame.
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Some were jealous, Nick.
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Some were obsessed.
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You can't please everyone,
so don't try.
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Just own who and what you are.
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You know what you are?
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I'm a sportscaster.No.
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You're a naked sportscaster.
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A sexy, naked sportscaster.
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And now there's no
turnin' back. You go for it.
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Let it do what it do.
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Thank you.
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Hey, everybody, look who it is!
257
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:04,228
The sexiest man in Seattle,
Nick Kingston-Persons.
258
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:10,278
All right. Drinks half-off
for the next seven minutes.
259
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:15,718
Also, photos with
Cardboard Nick, only $2!
260
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,288
Photos with real Nick, $1!
261
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:26,555
It costs more to take a picture
with cardboard me than me?
262
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,644
Well, he's got his shirt off.
263
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,994
So, all these people
are here for me, huh?
264
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,040
Naomi said you'd
bring money into the bar.
265
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,345
She just didn't say how.
266
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,828
Yes? You're Martin, right?
You own the bar?
267
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:43,224
No, I'm his twin brother Arthur. I just
wait tables here. I don't own anything.
268
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:46,967
Oh! Well, if you see him,
tell him I'm looking for him.
269
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,581
Dude! What is up with that?
270
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,887
She's blond.
271
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,366
You love blonds.
272
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,978
Not since Naomi told me
to stay away from them.
273
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,066
Are you serious?
274
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,720
As a french fry to a fat kid.
275
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,592
Can I get a picture with Nick?
276
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,334
Okay, sure.
277
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:09,206
Oh, no, no. Not you. That one.
278
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,078
Move aside, please. Thank you.
279
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:17,998
Perfect, ladies.
280
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,221
Can we get one with you, too?
281
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,789
Okay...
282
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,748
Do you have a dollar?
283
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,622
Yep, there you go. Thanks.
284
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,540
All right.
Gather around, ladies.
285
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,847
All right. Say "sell-out!"
286
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,415
No, sexier, girls.
287
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,600
Dad. First, you're all over
the internet naked.
288
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:58,342
And now, you pick me
up wearing that suit?
289
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,475
I mean, seriously. You look
like the black Tweety Bird.
290
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,174
Dad, if you're trying
to embarrass me to death,
291
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,176
can't you just get on
crack or somethin'?
292
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,657
Your teachers loved it.
293
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,833
That's because they're old.
294
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,270
You're old,
and you all need to stop.
295
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,449
Mom, can't I just please be
home-schooled or something?
296
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,452
At least until Dad
throws away all his suits.
297
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,454
Uh... We'll talk about it.
298
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,111
Well, this sexy thing
is really workin' out for me.
299
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:31,027
This morning, this girl Brianna,
asked to be my partner on a project.
300
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,942
Oh. What project?
301
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,596
Project "What you
doin' later on?"
302
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,860
Gimme some!
303
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,778
Sexy is as sexy does.
304
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,086
I know that's right. Now, if you'll
excuse me, I've to go call Brianna.
305
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,870
Play on, player.
306
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,310
Nick. Yes?
307
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,226
Are you wearing my scarf?
308
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,882
No, I'm not wearing
your scarf. It's an Ascot.
309
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,624
That is not an Ascot,
Roland Martin.
310
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,409
That is my scarf, and
why are you wearing it?
311
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,064
'Cause I didn't have an Ascot.
312
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,458
Nick, the only reason
you would need an Ascot
313
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,765
is if you plan on getting a job
working at the Kentucky Derby.
314
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:18,640
And listen. If you start wearing
my make-up, this marriage is over.
315
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:22,339
There's a big difference between
wearing an Ascot and lipstick.
316
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,038
Honey. It's not that big.
317
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,258
Oh! What're you tryin' to say?
318
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,521
You know it's
fashion-forward, Suzanne!
319
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,133
I'm not worried about you.
320
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,399
Good!
321
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,190
Hey, man. What's going on?
322
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,410
I walked all the way here.
323
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,716
Here's your share
of the money for the photos.
324
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,849
What's wrong with your car?
325
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,896
Naomi said something bad was going
to happen and that I should avoid driving,
326
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,375
and technology.
327
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,464
Technology? What does that mean?
328
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:04,338
I don't know. She was about to tell
me the rest but then her phone died.
329
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,427
If this woman
was really a psychic,
330
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,951
wouldn't she have known
her phone was about to die?
331
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,040
You don't even have to
be psychic to know that.
332
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,390
There are clues
right there on the phone.
333
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,958
All I know is, she hasn't
steered me wrong yet.
334
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,960
So, I've been
hiding in my house.
335
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,876
Are you sure this woman is
not just tryin' to take your money?
336
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,965
Hey! Naomi is the real deal.
337
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,272
As far as I'm concerned,
she's worth every penny.
338
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,103
All right, look, I was thinkin',
339
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:33,280
that maybe we can have a
little celebration down at the bar,
340
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,892
and instead of using the
cardboard me, I'll host it.
341
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,373
Yeah... I gonna have
to talk to Naomi first.
342
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,462
She said something bad
was going to happen, and...
343
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,334
that "something bad" could
happen at the bar, I can't risk it.
344
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,946
Well, how're you gonna talk to
Naomi if you can't use your phone?
345
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:49,731
Don't answer that!
346
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,864
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
347
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,433
Technology.
348
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,265
We need to talk.
349
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,659
About how lame you're playing
right now? Yeah, let's talk about that.
350
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,705
No. About these clothes.
351
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,664
I don't think they're
doin' what you want them to.
352
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,101
What? The girls love the new me.
353
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,147
Have you noticed how?
354
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,366
Who cares how? You should.
355
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,152
They feel safe around you.
356
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,197
A guy should make
a girl feel secure.
357
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,069
They wanna talk to you.
358
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,810
Yeah! Girls love it
when guys listen.
359
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,551
They wanna go shopping with you.
360
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,250
Shopping?
361
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,556
Shopping.
362
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,819
Well, you don't
think they think... I think they think that.
363
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,127
Oh, man.
364
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,129
For girls, there's only
two friendzones.
365
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:43,915
One's never getting a shot, and
the other's never wanted a shot.
366
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,569
Right now, you're in group B.
367
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,049
I want a shot.
368
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,790
Then dial back the sexy, JT.
369
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,099
It's not just the fedora.
370
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,187
I'm gonna go change.
371
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,023
Hey, Nick. You have a minute?
372
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,590
Nick?
373
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,331
What happened to "Sexy?"
374
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,594
I was boosting your ego because
I needed something from you.
375
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:12,727
I was manipulating you.
376
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:16,035
I'm not sorry about it. I'd do it again
in a minute if the situation called for it.
377
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:22,650
My point is, the ratings analysis
came in last night, and it turns out,
378
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,480
that there's a spike in viewership
because women ages 49 to 90
379
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,525
are tuning in to see you.
380
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:34,270
Unfortunately, men 18 to 49,
AKA, men who watch sports,
381
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,316
are tuning out.
382
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:39,058
Advertisers are threatening
to bail. They hate you, Sexy.
383
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,495
And, this...
384
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,105
It's over.
385
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,889
So, what does this mean?
386
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,022
We're actually gonna take you
off the air for a couple of weeks,
387
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,284
while this blows over.
388
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,939
And when you come back,
do me a favor,
389
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,854
don't wear this kind of thing.
390
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,073
Okay?
391
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,162
It's sports, Nick,
not Project Runway.
392
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:02,994
Nick.
393
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,867
I heard what happened.
394
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,782
It sucks.
395
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,392
You were listening to
our conversation.
396
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,611
Yeah.
397
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,353
Right over there, out of sight.
398
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:17,444
I guess, when you've been around
as long as me, you learn to eavesdrop.
399
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,837
It could save your career.
400
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,971
I guess I could've warned you
this was going to happen.
401
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,755
I mean, the same thing happened
to me when I was your age.
402
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,976
Women just love it
when you're sexy.
403
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,761
Men. Hate it.
404
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,331
You're a good guy, Nick.
That was a good try.
405
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,899
Keep your shirt on next time.
406
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,127
Hey, guys.
407
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,912
Mom! Who are these
people in our kitchen?
408
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,523
Well, we're the ugly police,
and you're... Shut up!
409
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,177
What are you talkin' about?
410
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:59,268
Um, I don't think she
recognizes you with your shirt on.
411
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,401
Lindsey, this is your father.
412
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,926
Father? Is that you?
413
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,362
Very funny.
414
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,973
Not as funny as... Shut up.
415
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:12,194
Well, seriously, guys. It is nice
to see you both back to normal.
416
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,805
Well, I wish I could
say that about Lindsey's... Shut up.
417
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:15,850
Face.
418
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,071
Whoa!
419
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,161
Wow! MARTIN: Hello, everybody.
420
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:25,642
Man, look who
came out of the basement.
421
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:29,429
Oh, did your psychic send a telepathic
message sayin' it was okay to come out?
422
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,562
No.
423
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,217
With 24 hours of complete isolation,
I decided I couldn't live like that.
424
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,960
Picked up my phone, called Naomi,
told her I no longer needed her services.
425
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,702
Oh. Good for you.
How did she take it?
426
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:45,140
Well, a real psychic would've said,
"I knew you were going to say that."
427
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,576
It's what she would say...
428
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,187
It's exactly what she said.
429
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,450
Oh. I guess she is
the real deal.
430
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,627
Right. That's the problem. She
was so precise, I couldn't handle it.
431
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:58,458
Oh! So knowing your tomorrows
were ruining your todays.
432
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,287
That, and I am not quite
ready to give up on blonds.
433
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,854
Even if it kills me.
434
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:07,293
Oh, Dad, look. Your sexy clothes
are a trending topic on Twitter.
435
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,860
What're people saying?
436
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:14,952
JNP310 says
"Nice picture. Hashtag TUFU"
437
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,433
"TUFU"? What's that mean?
438
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,087
You don't want to know.
439
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,524
Yes, I do want to know.
That's why I asked.
440
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:23,744
It means, "Tore Up
from the Floor Up."
441
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,703
Tore up from the floor up.
442
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:30,054
Shouldn't that be "TUFTFU"?
443
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:35,146
Well, SKP still thinks
you're the sexiest man on TV.
444
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,236
"SKP"?
445
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:38,889
Suzanne Kingston-Persons.
446
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,065
Oh, baby!
447
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,766
Wow! What happened?
448
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:50,031
It's from the psychic. She says,
"I liked Nick in his sexy clothes.
449
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:54,209
"Too bad it didn't last very
long. Hashtag Blessyou."
450
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,732
"Bless you"?
451
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,257
I told you, she's good.
452
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,998
Get outta here.
453
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,086
Get outta here, man.
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