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I'm Nick Kingston-Persons.

Hi, I'm Brick Street.

Brick, did you know that one in three
adults suffers from high blood pressure?

Of course, I did. And you
wanna know one of the causes?

Big, fat and
sodium-filled meat food.

I wouldn't eat that,
if I were you.

He's right. I probably
shouldn't eat this.

No "probably" about it, Nick.

That burger looks sweeter
than a coed in a bikini

on a beach in Malibu,

but it'll kill ya.

Just like that coed.

Bad food, bad women,

it's all bad, Nick.

Brick is right.

So, eat right. Get plenty of exercise.

Get your blood pressure checked.

And stay away from those coeds.

It just might save your life.

Got it, guys.

Okay, let's get
some numbers, fellas.

Brick.

You know what's wrong with you?

Your feet.

They're facing the wrong way.

They should be facing
the other way.

They should be moving.

Okay.

Nick, are you
not gonna eat this?

No, we just finished
talking about this.

So, what, if you're
on a beach in Malibu,

you get hit on by a coed,
you're gonna turn that down?

Yes.

Why? What, are you married?

Yes.

Actually, Nick, uh,

your blood pressure is, uh...

Is a little high.

High? How high?

145 over 98.

What?

I work out. I eat right.

Why would I have
high blood pressure?

Maybe it's just stress.

Stress? So, what do I do now?

Lose the wife.
That'll bring it down.

Or, uh, you could
take some time off,

stay home, relax.

Maybe it's just stress.

Check back with me
in a few days, huh?

How do I have
high blood pressure?

I believe it.

Turning down burgers
and Malibu coeds in bikinis?

You're stressing me out
just thinking about it.

It's very selfish of you, Nick.

Are you feeling stressed?

Beat it.

♪ Are we there yet?

♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

♪ Are we there yet?

Hey, guys.

Hey, sweetheart.

Honey, what's wrong?

Remember how I told you

I was shooting that PSA
today for hypertension?

Yeah. Well,

after, the doctor took
my blood pressure.

He said it was high.

Oh, no.

He said maybe it was stress.

Stress?

That's what I said.

So, what do you do now?

He said, you know,
take a few days off,

and just stay home and relax.

He'll check it again
in a few days.

Man, I wish I had
high blood pressure.

You know what,

if you want, I can stick
your head in the toilet.

That might stress you out.

Well, I would try to stick
yours in, but it won't fit.

Okay, okay, okay, okay!

That... That is done.

You see, your father is
already stressed out, okay?

So, it is our job,
until he gets better,

to make sure that
he remains relaxed.

I cannot have my man sick.

What is so funny?

Well, sick is good, you know?

Okay, so look. If you, like, went to
a young doctor, and you were like,

"Doctor, my man is sick."

He'd be like,
"Ah, that's great."

And you'd be like,
"No, he's seriously ill."

And he'd be like,
"Oh, that's dope."

And you'd be like,
"He's not on drugs.

"It's just high blood pressure."

And he'd be like,
"Oh, that's booty."

And then you'd be like, "What
does his booty have to do with this?"

Right?

Mom, are you sure I can't just stick his
head in the toilet, just for a little bit?

No.

Hey, baby.

I have an idea.

I think I know just the thing

that you need to
help you feel relaxed.

Oh, yeah? Yes.

Okay, so,

you know that beautiful
bed-and-breakfast

up in Lake Stevens?

Yeah.

Well,

I was thinking

that we should go there
for the weekend.

I mean, okay, look at this.

Can you... Look at that.

Can you imagine waking up there

on a Sunday morning?

Yeah, kind of.

Why you say it like that?

Well, you know,

it's the whole bed-and-breakfast
thing, you know?

So what? You don't want to go?

Okay, Nick.

You can be honest.

Honesty stresses me out.

Nick.

It's just that you have
this romantic idea

of how charming this
whole thing is supposed to be.

And it stresses me out,

because when things don't
go how they're supposed to go,

it's gonna be a problem.

Oh, so spending time
with me is a problem now?

No, spending time with you
at a bed-and-breakfast

is a problem, all right?

Those places are not charming.

Okay? They're creepy.

Nick, they're relaxing.

Baby, there is nothing relaxing

about staying in
a 100-year-old house,

sleeping in
a 50-year-old twin bed,

covered in
a crocheted bedspread,

looking at shelves
of scary dolls

and old books of poetry,

eating scones in the morning
with strangers,

sharing the same bathroom.

Uh, no air-conditioning,
no cable,

thin walls, one phone,
and a 10:00 p.m. curfew.

Fine. We won't go.

I don't want you
to get stressed out.

Sorry.

Yes!

Ha, ha.

Oh, don't be so happy
with yourself.

If we were playing hopscotch,
I'd be whuppin' your behind.

You know, we can play
whatever you want to,

but it won't make it any easier.

So, uh, what do you
wanna play next?

Hey, what's this one?

Ooh, I love that game.

Super Coupe City.

Really? How do you play it?

Well, it's a driving game
where you make deliveries

to underworld kingpins.

And the driving missions
get more dangerous

as you move up the ranks
of organized crime.

I mean, it goes from
making deliveries,

to stealing cars,

to having your own fleet
of Coupe City riders.

Whoever can go the longest without
getting caught by the police wins.

Huh, kind of like
growing up in Oakland.

You know, I can never
get past the mission

where you have to
jack the perm truck

and then deliver it
to the pimps.

Oh, yeah. That's hard. Well,

if all you need to know
how to do is drive,

I can get past that level
and every other one.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.

Okay, we'll see about that.

The controls are in
my dad's garage. Let's go.

Come on, baby. You ain't said
nothing but a word.

Ooh.

Hello?

Hey, baby.

Nick,

this kitchen is a mess.

Yeah, I know.
I tried to clean it,

but I couldn't get this
burn spot out of the skillet.

And then I dropped a fork
and stabbed myself in the toe.

The whole thing just
was stressing me out.

Mmm-hmm. Well,

since you're not busy
doing anything,

do you think maybe you could go
pick up Lindsey from Kelly's house?

Oh, I don't know, baby.
It's rush hour, you know.

People out there
driving crazy, blowing horns,

and swerving all over...

Ooh.Stressful.

Right.

Well, since you can't clean

and you can't drive,
do you think that maybe

you could call
the Chinese restaurant

and order dinner for us tonight?

Or is that too stressful too?

Oh, I'll try. All right.

Look, drive safe, okay?
It's crazy out there, baby.

So, you off all week?

Yep.

What is this,

turtleneck-for-no-reason week?

When did you learn
to speak Russian?

When you bought that suit?

For your information,

Russia's not too far from here,
and I'm outsourcing.

You know, a lot of these girls,
they want to come to the States,

and I need cheap,
beautiful labor.

They get work visas,

I get a stunning waitstaff.
It's a win-win.

Well, I get it.

But that's not outsourcing.

Call it "insourcing," then.

You know, contrary
to popular belief,

that burger is not gonna
lower your blood pressure.

Did you even watch your PSA?

Hey, you know what?

My family's eating Chinese food.

Between getting worried
about MSG,

and trying to avoid burgers,
I just got too stressed out.

That's your story,
and you're sticking to it.

You sticking with that suit?

I mean, does Suzanne
even know you're down here?

I don't wanna get
on her bad side.

I have been on a page in the
diary of that mad black woman,

and I don't wanna be on another.

Don't worry about it, all right?

Sometimes, you have to
do wrong to get right.

Like that suit.

Hey, man, wrong to you.

Right to every
wannabe supermodel

from the Eastern Bloc.

Drop that.
Drop... Drop it. Hey, hey!

Yo, hey, man. You're not gonna
let me finish my burger?

I'll let you finish it.

Just as soon as you
bring a note from your wife.

If you had a wife, you wouldn't
be wearing that turtleneck.

Where have you been?

I was at Martin's bar.

Drinking?

Relaxing.

Oh.

So, you weren't relaxed enough

sitting around here
doing nothing all day.

You had to go somewhere else
and do nothing.

That's not what it was.

Okay, Nick.

This is not a joke,

this is not a vacation.

You're supposed to be trying
to lower your blood pressure.

I am.

Baby, look, I've been
taking it easy

just like the doctor
ordered, all right?

And, honestly,

I've been feeling
a lot more relaxed.

So, let's check your levels.

Where'd you get that?

Don't worry about it.

I wouldn't want you
to get stressed out.

Oh, no.

This can't be right.

Your blood pressure
is even higher?

Oh, baby, I didn't relax enough.

Will you rub my feet? Please?

Hey, good morning, baby.

Good morning.

What is that?

This is for you.

It is a beet,
wheatgrass, ginger,

spinach, leek juice smoothie.

I'm cool.

No, you are not cool.

You have high blood pressure,

so drink this.

And put this on
'cause we have to go.

Where am I going?

We're not going
for cheeseburgers,

I'll tell you that much.

Did Martin tell on me?

No, you told on you.

How?

When I did your laundry,

you had a French fry
in your shirt pocket.

And if you must know,

you're going to a yoga class.

This is your outfit.

Did you get me a thong
to go with these thongs?

Hey. Look, baby.

My body is not built
for yoga, all right?

I'm getting stressed out
just thinking about it.

Hey, Nick.

Suzanne told me you
would be in my class.

Yeah, well, she didn't tell me.

Dropped me off like a drug mule.

Oh, you'll be fine.

All right. Welcome.

Reach your fingertips
high to the sky,

relax your shoulders,

take a look at the thumbs,

and then swan dive,

forward fold, all the way down.

Plant your palms,
set the left leg back,

followed by the right,

and you'll be in a high-plank
type of push-up position.

Hut, hut, hut... Hut!

All right. Good,

and curve the hips up high,
downward-facing dog.

Why don't we come into
a pigeon pose?

Lift your right leg high,

and lift your hips up high.

You must be nuts.

Is this your first time? Yeah.

What makes you say that?

This outfit.

Look, look, why don't we try
some other animals, okay?

Hey, check this out.
I got this one.

It's a crane. Huh?

How about the crane?

It's good.

It's not yoga.
That's The Karate Kid.

Come on, come on.

Okay. All right, it's time
for some nitro.

So long, sucker!

She beat you like a terrorist.

Shut up.Hey.

Don't speak to
your sister like that.

Just 'cause you can't hang.

Loser.

You know what? That's just her.

I can beat you any day.

Oh, really? You wanna
put some money on that?

Yes.Okay.

One condition. What?

Can I practice
with Marilyn first?

You know what?

You can practice with Danica
Patrick if you want to, okay?

Just don't get mad
when you lose your money.

Girl, why did you put me
in the middle of this?

Look, can you please help me?

Oh, all right. I'll try.

All right. Yeah.

I'm ready.

Oh, Lord.

You so special.

I am so sore.

Whoo, that yoga is murder.

That woman had me in more poses

than America's Next Top Model.

Oh!

Really?

I can see why they say
it reduces stress.

You're in too much pain
to remember you had any.

Oh, please.

I know and you know that
you only stayed in that class

for ten minutes.

Those were ten of the most
flexible minutes of my life.

Did you know kangaroos
have a yoga pose?

Uh, no.

Well, they do. And it hurts.

All right, well,
maybe you'll feel better

after releasing
some of those toxins.

She put me in the panda pose,

and that's not all I released.

You didn't.

Yep.

It was loud too.

You know what, though?

If that's what it takes

to lower your blood pressure,
then so be it.

You know,

looking at all those poses

got me thinking about

a couple yoga poses

that might relieve
some stress for both of us.

Oh! Nick.

You need to focus your
energy on getting better.

After the doctor
gives you the thumbs-up,

then we'll talk.

Oh, come on, baby.

No. At least not anytime soon.

Oh!

Here.

Oh, not this again.

Yes, this again.

And just know,
if you wanna show me

some of them poses
you're thinking about,

you need to drink that.Mmm.

What you know about
that dolphin pose, girl?

Hmm?

Baby,

are you sure this is fruit?

It just tastes like
different colors of dirt.

The grass tastes
better than the fruit.

Ahh.

Sorry you couldn't have none
of these pancakes, man,

'cause they were off the chain.

Hello.

Hey, Ma. Hey, Marilyn.

Hey, so don't you guys forget
about our big race later on today.

We got a lot of money
on the line.

We, won't.We, won't.

Uh...

Do I even wanna know? Nope.

Just know that if Lindsey's
crying later on today,

it's not 'cause I
punched her in the face.

Be good.

Bye, guys. NICK: All right, guys, see you.

So, how you feeling, sweetie?

You know,

actually, I'm feeling
a whole lot better.

Do I still have to eat this?

Yes.

And since you're feeling
a whole lot better,

maybe it's time we check
your blood pressure again.

Again? Baby, come on,
just calm down.

Stick it out.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay, this can't be right.

What is it? It's time to call
the doctor again.

His blood pressure
is even higher.

It's 'cause I'm stressed out
from eating dirt.

You kill my son,

we gonna have a problem.

Mommy, Mommy.

Oh, ooh...

Would you stop screaming?

- Watch out, baby!
- Watch out!

What? How'd you not hit that?

What is wrong with you, man?

Hit the nitro! Hit the nitro!

Yes!

Winner! Winning.

Hoo-hoo.

Where's my money?

Did you just say something?
'Cause I can't hear you.

You heard me. Where's my money?

You know, take your money,

and use it to fix your face.

Okay. Bye.

Sore loser.

So bitter. So bitter.

Well, Nick.

Your blood pressure
is just fine.

Wait. Doc, how is that possible?

I checked it. It was high

just this morning.

Really? You use this?

Yeah, I got it at a drugstore.

Oh, I see the problem.

Your display lights are faulty.

You're not getting
an accurate reading.

Let me show you something here.

According to your monitor,

this candle has stage two
high blood pressure.

You're kidding me.

So, all this time,
he's been fine?

Yeah, probably.

Look, uh,

going to a doctor causes
some people stress,

so, getting your
blood pressure checked

can sometimes raise
your blood pressure.

But Nick, he's fine.

Listen, since I'm here, do you
mind if I check your pressure?

Oh, yeah, sure.

I mean, I'm sure
I'm fine. You know,

I eat pretty healthy
and I exercise.

Well, exercise is good.

It's all good.

Okay, and...

Actually...

It's high.

How high?

Well, not as high as the candle,

but I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I told Nick.

Just relax,

take it easy, and, uh,

I'll see you in a week or so.

So, by "relax," you mean...

I mean, just take it easy.

Anything that you can think of

that will put your mind
at ease, just do that.

Maybe it's time that we practice

some of those poses

I was telling you about.

You know, honey,

that is a great idea.

And I know just the place
to do it.

The bed-and-breakfast?

Oh, come... Seriously?

Doctor's orders.

Come on, baby...

Beat it.

Nick.

You know where the door is.

Hey, would you put that
over there for me?

Hey, what's all this stuff?

Well, we saw it at the mall,

and Marilyn thought
we should try it.

Yeah, it's called
Karaoke Dreams.

You pick a song from
your favorite group,

and then you score points
for every part you get right.

Actually,

it was the only game
we could find

that I figured
wouldn't wear me out.

So, where you guys
going, anyway?

Oh, Lake Stevens.

There is this beautiful
bed-and-breakfast there.

Oh, Lord, I can't
stand those places.

They creep me out.

Sweetheart, I'm ready to go.

Are you?

Really? That's what
you're wearing?

If you can't beat 'em...

Marilyn, we left all the
information on the refrigerator.

Girl, I got it. This ain't
the first time

you unloaded your kids on me.

Just go. Enjoy yourself.

Thank you. We'll be fine.

Bye, guys. Bye!

All right, toodle-oo,
children. Mom.

Nick, be quiet.

So, you guys ready?

Yeah.

Yeah, what song do you wanna do?

Ooh, let's do that one.

Katy Perry. I Kissed a Girl.

I'm not singing that.
What else you got?

Uh, okay.

How about that one?

All-American Rejects.

Gives You Hell?

What kind of music
are y'all listening to?

It's a decent song.

Oh, please, give me this.

Oh, okay. See, here we go.

I like this one.

Who is this?

Don't worry about it, baby.
Just follow my lead.

♪ They say I'm crazy

♪ I really don't care

♪ That's my prerogative

♪ They say I'm nasty

♪ But I don't give a damn

♪ Gettin' mine is how I live

Drop it like it's hot!