Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,223
Hey, Lindsey.
2
00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,311
Hey.
3
00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:08,573
Want to make some money?
4
00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,140
How?
5
00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,447
I bet you $10 that you can't
eat this teaspoon of cinnamon.
6
00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:14,057
$10?
7
00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,102
Yeah.
8
00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:19,019
What's the catch? No catch.
9
00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,455
Did you poison it? No.
10
00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:22,022
Did you mix pepper into it?
11
00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,284
No.
12
00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,981
Did you stick
the spoon up your... Ew! No!
13
00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,330
Look, there's no catch.
14
00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:27,897
I just don't think
you can do it.
15
00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,291
All I have to do is eat
that little spoon of cinnamon?
16
00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:32,380
Yep. And then you'll give me $10?
17
00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:33,598
Mmm-hmm.
18
00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:34,643
Deal.
19
00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,003
Oh, man! Your face...
20
00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,222
I hate you!
21
00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,791
What the heck
is going on in here?
22
00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:55,011
Lindsey just found out
she doesn't like cinnamon.
23
00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,318
Okay, well, I don't
know what you did to her,
24
00:00:57,361 --> 00:01:00,582
but whatever it is, it better
not end in a fight. Enough.
25
00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,933
Yeah, if I wanted to hear fighting
this early, I'd visit my parents.
26
00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:06,283
Why don't you go make
your bed and get ready to go?
27
00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:07,719
Oh, there's my phone.
28
00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,206
So?
29
00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,079
Girl, you are not gonna believe
what happened last night.
30
00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,863
Okay, you don't know if
I'm gonna believe it.
31
00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:23,344
You just tell me, and I'll tell
you whether or not I believe it.
32
00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:25,868
Thank you.
33
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,046
We talked about it
a long time ago,
34
00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,134
and I was like...
35
00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,179
Hello!
36
00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:36,400
Suzanne! Baby! Can you hear me?
37
00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:37,923
Somebody else...
38
00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,447
Hello! Suzanne!
39
00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,144
I think you pocket-dialed me.
40
00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:44,582
You remember the article,
"101 Ways to Please Your Man"?
41
00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,845
Uh-uh. Number 48.
42
00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:49,021
Oh, you brat!
43
00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:50,545
When did you start doing that?
44
00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,199
We talked about it
a long time ago.
45
00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,939
And I was like,
"Mmm, I don't know."
46
00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,245
Girl, mmm-mmm,
who you talking to?
47
00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,942
You do know it's me, right?
48
00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:59,031
So, you can keep that
goody-two-shoe act for somebody else.
49
00:01:59,075 --> 00:02:01,164
Tell me. What happened then?
50
00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,559
Okay, so you remember when I told
you about what happened the last time.
51
00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,126
Number 33?
52
00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:09,781
Uh-huh. It was like that.
53
00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,306
Except this time,
we didn't fall.
54
00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,481
Huh. What!
55
00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,265
What? That's like
some circus stuff.
56
00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:16,788
What?
57
00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:20,270
He was like Mary Lou Retton
up in there. What? Uh! Uh!
58
00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:21,358
No, he wasn't!
59
00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:23,752
Gold medal, honey. Gold medal!
60
00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,362
Get on that platform!
61
00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,016
On the platform. What!
62
00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,543
♪ Are we there yet?
63
00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:35,807
♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
64
00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,853
♪ Tell me, are we there yet?
65
00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:39,594
♪ Are we there yet?
66
00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,903
Hey, baby. How was work?
67
00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,209
Hey.
68
00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:50,387
You know, work was work.
69
00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:53,608
Did the sports thing.
Talked to some people.
70
00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,914
Oh, that's good.
71
00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,916
But you know what?
72
00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,441
I also did a whole
lot of listening.
73
00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,704
Oh, really? Who to?
74
00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:05,446
Well, you know, people.
75
00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:09,885
You know, it is crazy what some
people will say to each other.
76
00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,582
You know? I mean,
77
00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,236
I can't believe somebody
78
00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,239
would really be telling
somebody that, you know?
79
00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,936
Things like what?
80
00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,547
Personal stuff, you know.
81
00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:22,071
You know, I heard
this one woman,
82
00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:24,682
okay, and she was talking
to this other woman,
83
00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,162
and, you know, I was like,
84
00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,644
"Look. I should not really
be in this conversation."
85
00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,515
But then this one woman
86
00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:32,821
starts talking about stuff
87
00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:36,128
that her husband
and her do together.
88
00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:37,260
Oh, wow.
89
00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,609
I know. You know,
90
00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:41,264
and I can't imagine
doing something like that,
91
00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:44,180
you know, telling personal
stuff about us.
92
00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,008
Would you do that?
93
00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,402
Would I do what?
94
00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,796
You know, just tell personal
stuff about us to people.
95
00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,799
To the people I work with? No.
96
00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,802
What about Gigi?
97
00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,674
Oh, well, honey,
that's different.
98
00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,153
Gigi's my friend.
99
00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:04,156
Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Okay, are you saying
100
00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,247
that you tell Gigi
stuff about us?
101
00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,510
Who do you think
we're talking about?
102
00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:12,426
No, see, I know
you talk about us, okay.
103
00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:16,995
But do you tell
Gigi private stuff
104
00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:20,999
that happens with us,
me and you, in the bedroom?
105
00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,176
Maybe. What are you getting at?
106
00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,309
Oh, you don't know.
107
00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,355
No.
108
00:04:28,398 --> 00:04:30,313
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
So, you've told her
109
00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,968
so much stuff about us
110
00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:36,363
that you can't remember putting
our business out on the street?
111
00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,668
What?
112
00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,105
You don't remember
telling Gigi this morning
113
00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:42,412
about what we did last night?
114
00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,719
Number 47.
115
00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:48,418
48. And how do you
know about that?
116
00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,899
Because you pocket-dialed
me this morning,
117
00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:53,336
and I heard everything.
118
00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:57,645
What? So, you just listened
to my conversation?
119
00:04:57,688 --> 00:05:00,561
Oh, don't you try to flip
this around on me, girl.
120
00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,085
Okay, Nick.
121
00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:07,394
When someone pocket-dials you,
you're supposed to hang up.
122
00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,221
You're not supposed to sit there
123
00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,006
and listen to
their conversation.
124
00:05:11,049 --> 00:05:13,051
Really? You know,
that just violates
125
00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,489
all rules of
pocket-dial etiquette.
126
00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,839
Wait. Wait. No, no, no.
But first, first,
127
00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:20,755
you got to follow
the bad cell phone protocol.
128
00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:23,758
Okay, which requires
a couple "hellos,"
129
00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:26,151
and then a few
"do you hear me's..."
130
00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:28,545
You know what? Just save it.
Save it, Nick.
131
00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:32,027
I can't believe that you would
violate my privacy like that.
132
00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:35,509
Oh, wha... Me?
Violate your privacy?
133
00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,162
Huh? Your privacy.
134
00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,164
You're worried about
your privacy right now?
135
00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:41,732
Oh, okay, look. What...
136
00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,605
What about my privacy,
honey, okay?
137
00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,563
Do I have some say
138
00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:49,392
about what people
know about me, huh?
139
00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:52,961
It's none of Gigi's
business what we do.
140
00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:56,138
We're not just talking
about your business, Nick.
141
00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,227
We're talking
about my business, too.
142
00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:02,449
And if I want to make my part
of our business her business,
143
00:06:02,492 --> 00:06:04,146
that ain't none
of your business.
144
00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:06,540
So that's what you get
for being nosy.
145
00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,019
Oh, really.
146
00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:10,892
Well, how would you like it
if I was walking around
147
00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:14,548
telling Martin all about that
right there, huh, huh?
148
00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:17,246
As long as he don't
bring it back to me,
149
00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,248
then that's none of my business.
150
00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:22,469
And what do you care what Gigi
knows? She don't care nothing about you.
151
00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,209
Then why are you
telling her about me?
152
00:06:24,253 --> 00:06:27,517
I'm not. I'm telling
her about me.
153
00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:30,302
And if you had hung up
like you were supposed to,
154
00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:33,001
we wouldn't be having
this conversation.
155
00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:36,004
It's called boundaries, Nick.
156
00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,139
And you know what?
157
00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,403
Since you want to be all up in my
business, and you want to be nosy,
158
00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,448
why don't you check the chicken?
159
00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,113
Good morning.
160
00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:02,770
Hey, Gigi.
161
00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:04,859
Good morning. I love your tie.
162
00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,035
Thanks.
163
00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:10,342
Okay, he's acting weird. Why?
164
00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:13,389
Well, he is embarrassed
165
00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,609
because I
pocket-dialed him yesterday,
166
00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:18,873
and he heard us talking
about the other night.
167
00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:22,398
Uh-uh. Well, you know what?
You should be embarrassed.
168
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,618
You don't listen to other
people's conversations
169
00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,184
when you are pocket-dialed.
170
00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,491
That is against
pocket-dial etiquette, Nick.
171
00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,493
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up, okay?
172
00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,800
Listen, I am not embarrassed
173
00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:35,803
because I was listening
to your conversations, okay?
174
00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:37,718
I was embarrassed
175
00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:40,111
because of what
you were talking about.
176
00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:42,897
Boy, please, ain't nobody
thinking about you.
177
00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,725
And I mean, if you
were embarrassed by that,
178
00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,814
oh, my God, I'm glad
he wasn't pocket-dialed
179
00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,076
that morning
after he fell asleep.
180
00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:49,425
Oh, my God, that was funny!
181
00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,433
Oh, I got to go.
182
00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,524
Hey, hey, do you want me
to pocket-dial you
183
00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:04,048
so you can listen to what
we're talking about in the car?
184
00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,444
Oh, my God!
185
00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:12,883
I can't believe
she would do that.
186
00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:13,971
Women.
187
00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,407
Man, why don't you
just give it up?
188
00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,409
It's like beating
a dead horse with a stick.
189
00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,541
He's right.
190
00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,238
You know that
happened to me, man.
191
00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,545
So, your girl was telling
somebody your personal business?
192
00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,896
Nah, I pocket-dialed her and
she listened for, like, ten minutes.
193
00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,463
I had to break up with her.
194
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,857
Seriously, boundaries, you know?
195
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,337
Look, man, women tell
other women everything.
196
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:33,556
That's just the way it is.
197
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,905
Stuff you wouldn't
think they'd tell,
198
00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:37,081
stuff you never
imagined you would do.
199
00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,083
It's like sharing on steroids.
200
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,912
Yeah, he's right. But I don't want
to think about your woman like that,
201
00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,827
and you don't want to think
about my woman like that.
202
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,612
For the record,
we've seen your woman.
203
00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,352
We don't think
about her like that.
204
00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:48,919
All right, now.
At least I got a woman.
205
00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:51,879
You know what? I asked her
how she would feel
206
00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:55,360
if I was running around
telling her personal details.
207
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:58,233
You know what she said?
She said she wouldn't care.
208
00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,236
Women don't care what other
guys think about them in bed.
209
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:04,805
They only care what their own man
thinks, and even then, just barely.
210
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,895
Now, if she knew you were telling people
about stuff she actually cared about,
211
00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,287
then she'd be mad.
212
00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,420
How am I supposed to know
what she cares about?
213
00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:14,510
He's right. I know
if my woman found out
214
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,644
that I told somebody that Louis
Vuitton purse that I bought her was fake,
215
00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,124
or that she wears two pairs
of Spanx sometimes,
216
00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,344
she would be done.
217
00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,955
Dude, you better check your
phone right now, just in case.
218
00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,566
I know a guy that could
get you one on the cheap
219
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,176
if you ever want
to swap that one out.
220
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,308
I do. I'm out of minutes.
221
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,659
Mike, are you "that guy"?
222
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,574
Maybe, maybe not.
223
00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:38,708
You know what?
That's a good idea.
224
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,536
You're gonna buy Suzanne
a fake purse?
225
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,321
No, I'm gonna
pocket-dial Suzanne.
226
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:46,542
And what I'm about to say,
she ain't gonna like.
227
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,458
Oh, I don't think you should do that,
man. I don't think you should do that.
228
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,460
No, no, no, no,
I want to do this, all right?
229
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:55,029
Now, look, I'm gonna do the talking,
and you do the listening, all right?
230
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,117
Here we go.
231
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,292
Oh, man.
232
00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,382
What're you gonna say? You'll see.
233
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,950
- You've reached Suzanne.
- Please leave a message,
234
00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,952
and I'll get back to you
as soon as possible. Oh, this is even better.
235
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,214
Watch this.
236
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,653
So, I go into the bathroom,
237
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,308
and Suzanne has blown it up!
238
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:18,269
Oh! Whoa!
239
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,794
Oh, that smell
was so bad. I'm like,
240
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,883
"How does a smell this nasty
241
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,841
"come out of that
little bitty body?"
242
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,800
Don't! Disgusting!
243
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,236
TMI! Not Suzanne.
244
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,194
I had to pull her to the side,
and I'm like,
245
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:33,284
"Baby, it's time we introduced
some potpourri into your diet."
246
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,546
Oh! You serious?
247
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,374
Nick, that's so personal. It's awful.
248
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,680
We shouldn't know this.
249
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,422
Yeah, yeah. And, you know,
speaking of smells,
250
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,946
does your woman ever wake up
with morning breath?
251
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,165
Suzanne's got morning breath?
252
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,689
Yeah! Oh, look, and on Sundays,
253
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,649
she just waits around
to brush her teeth, man.
254
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,868
I mean, that funk
just be sitting around
255
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,218
till about 2:00 p.m.
just fermenting.
256
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,003
You're talking about
Suzanne Kingston-Persons.
257
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,048
That's right, that's the one
I'm talking about. That's it.
258
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,528
I don't believe that.
259
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,617
Oh, man, her breath
is so funky, it plays the bass.
260
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,446
Yes. That's crazy, man.
261
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,449
The breath is so bad, you can
see it when the words come out.
262
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,625
"I love you, baby." MIKE: Disgusting!
263
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,453
I will never look at her
the same again.
264
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,759
And you know what?
265
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,979
Sometimes she just forgets
to shave her legs.
266
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,067
No!
267
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,590
Yeah, yeah. No!
268
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,854
In the daytime, that's cool,
'cause then she has pants on.
269
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,247
But when the nighttime
rolls around, I'm like,
270
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,641
"Uh, baby, can you
take those legwarmers off?"
271
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,259
Hey, Lindsey. Do not talk to me.
272
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,740
I'm still not through
hating you from the other day.
273
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,874
Look, I just want to give you a
chance to win your money back.
274
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,745
You're still gonna
try to trick me.
275
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,181
True, I am gonna try
to trick you.
276
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,314
But you should be able
to figure this one out.
277
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:49,099
Look, I only have $10 left,
and I'm not gonna lose it all.
278
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:52,015
Okay, my 25 against your 10.
279
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,930
I don't know. What's the thing?
280
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,932
This time, I'm gonna
take the challenge.
281
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,455
I'm listening.
282
00:11:57,499 --> 00:12:00,110
I'm gonna cover this
glass of water with this hat
283
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,983
and drink the glass of water
without ever touching the hat.
284
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,158
What's the catch?
285
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,246
No catch.
286
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,769
Is it magic evaporating water?
287
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,076
All water evaporates.
288
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,468
That's not what I meant.
289
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,340
It wouldn't be the first
dumb thing you've said.
290
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:15,430
So, you're gonna drink that glass of
water without ever touching the hat?
291
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,779
Do we have a deal?
292
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:17,824
Deal.
293
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,484
Ah!
294
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,399
All done. You are such a liar.
295
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,184
Thank you.
296
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,883
Uh!
297
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,798
Argh! I hate you!
298
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,061
Hey, don't hate the player.
Hate the game.
299
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,283
♪ Go, Kevin, go, Kevin
300
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,679
Can you put him up for adoption?
301
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,594
Actually, I put you
both up for adoption.
302
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,422
There just haven't
been any takers.
303
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,775
Hey, baby.
304
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:57,298
Hey.
305
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,736
Listen to any good calls today?
306
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:06,307
No, how about you?
307
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,831
No. See, that's your thing.
308
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:12,269
You're the one with the big ears.
I'm the one with the big mouth.
309
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,886
Oh, man.
310
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,844
What?
311
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,847
Well, it's just that I got
all these voice mail messages.
312
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,894
You know, you ever lose
cell phone reception,
313
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:32,550
and then you got a whole pileup
of old messages, you know?
314
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,988
People will be like, "Hey,
Nick, I left you a message."
315
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,816
And then I'll be like,
"What message?"
316
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,992
And they'll be like, "I left
you a message the other day."
317
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,472
And I'll be like, "You did?"
And they'll be like, "Yeah."
318
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:44,693
And then, sure enough, there it
is, a whole bunch of messages.
319
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,696
That ever happen to you?
320
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,959
Oh, I don't know. I guess.
321
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,615
You left me a message?
322
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,660
No, why?
323
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:59,664
It says that you left me a
message. What did you want?
324
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:00,970
I didn't want anything.
325
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,711
Oh, okay, I'll just
delete it, then.
326
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,365
No, don't do that.
327
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,323
Why not? If you left me a message
you don't remember leaving,
328
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,803
it must not have been important.
329
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,892
Well, maybe it was
330
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,894
and then the reason
I left you a message
331
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,330
is because
I didn't want to forget.
332
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,941
And hey, I was right,
333
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:19,075
because I did, so why don't
you just, uh, check it out?
334
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,425
No... I'll do it later.
Do me a favor, babe.
335
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,079
Can you, uh...
336
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,125
Can you just let the kids know
that dinner's almost ready?
337
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:26,735
Yeah. Yeah. I got it. Okay, honey. Thank you.
338
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:27,823
Babe, you left your phone.
339
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,390
You might want to check that...
340
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,528
Hey, Marilyn,
what are you doing here?
341
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:41,054
Oh! I ran out of here so fast
the other day, I forgot my keys.
342
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,969
Oh, there they are.
343
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,885
How were you able to go into your
apartment if you forgot your keys?
344
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,974
Well, luckily,
Rodrigo was there.
345
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,540
Who's Rodrigo?
346
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,281
Uh... My...
347
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,936
...housekeep.
348
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,372
You have a housekeeper?
349
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,853
What is this, Twenty Questions?
350
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,160
Hey, Marilyn,
what are you doing here?
351
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:03,554
What is this? You know, you two ask
more questions than the Border Patrol.
352
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,167
Okay.
353
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,343
Hey, what are you watching?
354
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,171
Just some stupid videos.
355
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:14,043
One has a competition to see
who can stay underwater the longest.
356
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,045
So far, the longest
has been five minutes.
357
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,700
- Five minutes underwater?
- That's impossible.
358
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:19,788
No, it's not.
359
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,355
Uh, yeah, it is.
360
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,922
I mean, unless you have
a scuba tank on your head.
361
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,271
I could do it.
362
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,229
Lindsey, you almost
drowned in a puddle.
363
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:29,102
Tell you what. If I could stay
underwater for five minutes,
364
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,278
you give me all
my money back, plus 10.
365
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,496
And if you can't?
366
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,542
I'll give you another 20.
367
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:39,112
Hmm. You just like losing
money, huh? All right, deal.
368
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,765
So, where are we
gonna find a pool?
369
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,593
Pool? Who needs a pool?
370
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,379
I said I can stay underwater
for five minutes.
371
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,946
Yeah. Um...
372
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,863
I didn't say
where the water was.
373
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,953
Be back down here
in five minutes with my money.
374
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,791
You know, baby, uh...
375
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,576
Did you ever check that message?
376
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,056
Um...
377
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:13,233
I can't, for the life of me,
figure out what I said.
378
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,327
How much longer
are you gonna keep this up?
379
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,330
Keep what up?
380
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,724
This whole "check
your messages" routine?
381
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,162
You checked your messages
when you got home.
382
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,294
You checked your messages
during dinner,
383
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,949
after dinner, while
we were watching TV.
384
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,083
Well, people call me, all right? I
need to find out what they want.
385
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:42,044
If you were anymore obvious,
I'd promote you to captain.
386
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,047
I know you fake
pocket-dialed me.
387
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:48,050
I did not fake
pocket-dial you, sweetie.
388
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:52,707
Really? So you left me an eight-minute
message that you cannot remember?
389
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,450
Like I said, if I did, maybe
that's why I left you a message.
390
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,886
I was pretty busy today.
391
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:01,281
Oh, so you know that you
left me a message today.
392
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,544
I don't know if I did
or if I didn't.
393
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:06,025
Nick, I'm not falling for it.
394
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:11,204
You have never left me a message
longer than five seconds in your life.
395
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,771
"Hey, it's me,
call me back." Click.
396
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,338
You hate leaving messages.
397
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,688
Well, maybe this one
was important.
398
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:22,128
Really? Okay, so if you had
a railroad spike in your neck,
399
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,391
you'd say, "Hey, it's me.
400
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:27,524
"I have a railroad spike in
my neck. Call me back." Click.
401
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,660
So, you knew this whole time?
402
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:35,315
Well, not at first. But if
you let it sit for a minute,
403
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,056
I might have fallen for it.
404
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,449
Yeah, well, whatever.
405
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,583
Hey. Hey.
406
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,759
If it matters,
407
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,369
I've thought about
what's happened,
408
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,371
and I understand how you feel.
409
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,721
About what?
410
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,202
Gigi's my best friend,
411
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:56,727
and I'm gonna
confide in her about stuff.
412
00:17:56,771 --> 00:18:00,557
But maybe there are some things
that I should just keep between us.
413
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,039
Thank you.
414
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,346
I appreciate that.
415
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,826
I'm sorry.
416
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,528
So, you think...
417
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,139
Maybe you can make it up to me?
418
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,448
Yes.
419
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,320
And you're not gonna tell?
420
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,844
Uh...
421
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,368
Nope.
422
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,673
But you might.
423
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:33,373
Ooh, let me get my phone.
424
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,812
Can we do number 48?
425
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,162
Number 48 through 52.
426
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,686
Oh, my God, I better go stretch.
427
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,223
Hey, Dad, you want
to make a bet?
428
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,354
What is it?
429
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,703
We bet you
a whole month's allowance
430
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,271
that you can't eat
a teaspoon of cinnamon.
431
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,446
Did you poison it?
432
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,534
No.
433
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,796
Did you put pepper in it?
434
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,884
No.
435
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,234
Did Kevin stick it in his...
436
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:11,585
No! What kind of person
do you guys think I am?
437
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,674
Dad, if you can eat
a teaspoon of cinnamon,
438
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,503
you don't have to pay us our allowance
for a month. But if you can't do it,
439
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,679
we get double
our allowance this month.
440
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,202
But if I win,
441
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,510
it's just like you said,
plus $20 from each of you.
442
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,946
It's all my money anyway.
443
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,557
Deal.
444
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:29,342
Deal.
445
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,387
Great. This spoon right here?
446
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,736
Okay.
447
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,177
Mmm.
448
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,141
Mmm. Mmm.
449
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,188
Ahh. That's good.
450
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,232
What?
451
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,755
How did you do that?
452
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,279
Are you kidding?
453
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,584
Back when I played football,
454
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,717
they called me
the Human Garbage Disposal.
455
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,676
I once ate some pudding
mixed with anchovies,
456
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,591
moldy bread, and stale cheese.
457
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:02,940
Gross!
458
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,333
How much money did you win?
459
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,641
Money? I was just hungry.
460
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:12,341
Mmm. Mmm.
461
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,951
Now, go get my money.
462
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,827
Hey, babe. Hey, good morning.
463
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,220
Good morning.
464
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:24,179
Uh, who you calling?
465
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,920
Oh, nobody.
466
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:29,184
I didn't listen to your fake
pocket-dial. I got to hear this.
467
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,881
Oh, baby, you don't have
to do that.
468
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,231
Why not?
469
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,884
Oh, it's old. I already
told you everything...
470
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,800
Oh, is it because
you don't want me to hear
471
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,934
that you told your friends
I once wore the same panties
472
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,022
two days in a row?
473
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:43,024
I was mad when
I said that, baby.
474
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,244
I know you were mad
when you said
475
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,723
that my breath is so funky,
476
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,464
it could play the bass.
477
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,900
I was exaggerating.
478
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,641
You were exaggerating
when you said,
479
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,164
"How could such a big smell
480
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,731
"come out of such
a little body?"
481
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,124
But you smell good now.
482
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,300
I smell really good now,
but what about my legs?
483
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,911
Aren't they so hairy,
they look like legwarmers?
484
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:01,999
Huh, Nick?
35384
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof